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Headlines matching 'beaches'
Sat May 19, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun) Silly RAF pilot lands helicopter on beach... to pick up ice cream. What flavor did Prince Harry prefer?  (thesun.co.uk) (32)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Don't you hate it when the rocks you collected at the beach spontaneously combust...in your pocket?  (dailymail.co.uk) (71)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Cool Spend your spring break watching couples on the beach having sex  (washingtonpost.com) (29)


Wed May 02, 2012
(CNN) Cool Breathe easy people, the nightmare is over. Women volleyball players say they won't be switching from bikinis to the more modest uniforms approved recently by the International Volleyball Federation   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (56)


Sun April 29, 2012
(WTKR) Hero A small number of surviving veterans marked the 68th anniversary of the Anzio beach landing in Italy aboard the USS Mahan. Let's take a minute to salute what they've done before these 90-somethings are all gone  (wtkr.com) (76)


Tue April 24, 2012
(WIVB) Sappy Not News: Man finds a ball on an Alaskan beach. News: With the name of Japanese boy on it. Fark: His wife is Japanese. Ultrafark: They contact the boy who lost everything in the tsunami, and arrange to have the ball sent back. Holyfark: Twice  (wivb.com) (66)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Smoking has been banned from all New York beaches. Needles, used condoms and medical waste still okay  (syracuse.com) (173)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Man jailed for driving into a flock of seagulls. And running. He ran so far away  (articles.orlandosentinel.com) (51)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Fox News) Cool Finally, a cause I can sink my ***** into  (foxnews.com) (42)


Mon April 09, 2012
(WSBTV) Amusing Ever woken up on the beach to find that your "friends" have drawn on your now sunburned body with sunscreen? These people have. (slideshow, but worth it)  (wsbtv.com) (137)


Sun April 08, 2012
(Fox News) PSA How to hit a nude beach. Tips include "don't gawk", "don't bring a camera", "always bring a towel", and "always wear your sunscreen - carefully". SFW (come on, it's Fox News)  (foxnews.com) (87)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy A website that warns beachgoers when raw sewage is being dumped into the sea has been given a water industry award. This calls for celebration, Baby Ruths for everyone  (thisisthewestcountry.co.uk) (27)


Sun April 01, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Nudists campaigning for beach near the home of Prince William and Kate Middleton to be officially recognized as a nudist beach. However, like most nudists, they are having serious issues with sagging support  (thedailybeast.com) (52)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad If you were to ask 1,000 Farkers to name the best thing about Women's Beach Volleyball, 999 of them will give you the same answer. The other one sits on the Olympic Wardrobe Committee  (sports.yahoo.com) (84)
(AP) Strange South African rugby team which liked to practice on the beach gets into fatal scrum with strong currents; six tackled and presumed drowned  (hosted2.ap.org) (14)


Thu March 22, 2012
(io9) Amusing Ugly-ass baby elephant frolics at the beach, does a little body surfing  (io9.com) (21)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News credits FARK for the weird story about a breathtaking find at the beach  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)


Mon March 19, 2012
(WTSP) Florida When involved in a giant brawl on the beach, do you: A) shoot someone in the ass, B) hit them in the head with a bottle, C) crash your vehicle fleeing from police, or D) all of the above?  (wtsp.com) (23)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Thing you find while beachcombing on Spring Break: a) a starfish b) some driftwood c) A PAIR OF LUNGS  (galvestondailynews.com) (74)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Sad One drawback to rising gas prices? Fewer and fewer sexy Midwestern college girls will be wearing bathing suits on the beach  (desmoinesregister.com) (335)


Wed March 07, 2012
(AL.com) Silly Imagine your job involves flying across the Atlantic to personally verify the world's largest bikini parade  (blog.al.com) (104)


Tue March 06, 2012
(panama city news herald) Florida Panama City Beach attempts to break Austrian bikini record. Oompah Oompah  (newsherald.com) (207)


Sat March 03, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Most trash picked from Mexican beach is from elsewhere, will screw your friend  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (71)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida If you see a man making animal noises on the beach to attract attention to the fact that he's masturbating, then "Welcome to Florida"  (naplesnews.com) (12)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Just because it's cold outside, how about a Victoria's Secret bikini shoot?  (dailymail.co.uk) (94)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Los Angeles may fine you $1,000 if you throw any object besides a beach ball or volleyball on a beach without a permit. Feel free to throw an objectless fit at no cost, however  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (86)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Family of jogger killed by drunk driver circulate petition to ban drinking on beach, reenact 18th Amendment  (mysuncoast.com) (61)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Amusing Residents complain about too many bare pekas on Peka Peka Beach, Sergeant Bigwood sent to investigate  (stuff.co.nz) (19)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Courier Mail) Sad Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis  (couriermail.com.au) (42)

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