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55 headlines found matching 'beach'
Fri November 24, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terminally ill Australian woman being transported to hospice by paramedics says she wishes she could just be at the beach-so they take her there. The beach turns into a very dusty place
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Thu November 23, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Warnings for LA beaches: Low tides, high temperatures and also watch out for the thousands of stingrays hidden in the sand. CRIKEY
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach N.Y., pleaded guilty to illegal disposal of refuse. This is a repeat from November 29, 1965
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Love won't say what exactly Manson did to his cousin Dennis Wilson; "Let's put it this way: I didn't send flowers" In other news, even The Manson Family threw off the Beach Boys for The Beatles
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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Tue November 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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(BBC)
 
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The Flat Earth Convention 2017 showcases robust theories such as the "gut feeling" theory and the irrefutable "I went to the beach and held a straight edge up to the horizon" theory
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bless the hearts of the people who run this care home that has set up an old-style pub for residents to have some of their last drinks
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts cleaning shoreline of Brooklyn creek find 7 dead cats in plastic bags, say it's a nice change of pace from dead hookers and mob informants
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recent hurricanes erode beaches, whole communities ....Trump's job approval ratings
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Mon October 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Corgi-Con takes over California beach
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Stamos engaged to someone who never suffered through an episode of Full House or his time with the Beach Boys
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God attempts to smite OK Governor Mary Fallin but gets distracted by the Beach Boys
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Mon October 09, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Hurricane Nate smashes pumpkins across Mississippi beach. Linus inconsolable
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tldr; beaches turn people into jerks
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Sat October 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Governor Jerry Brown, always an advocate for clean air, vetoes a proposed ban on smoking at beaches and parks, says "If people can't smoke even on a deserted beach, where can they?"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims her dog found intact human penis and testicles on beach - although 'intact' might be a stretch
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Sat September 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SoCal beaches stink
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This bears repeating, polar bears really REALLY like a beached whale carcass party
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two species of trees that use their seeds to entrap birds and turn them into plant food. Alfred Hitchcock would have approved
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Wed September 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madonna says she stays beautiful by using a $600 mask on her butt. Wait, what?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Maria is still a thing and she's laying mines on NC beaches
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A new sex robot will also tell you jokes, tell you you're huge, fly your DNA to Gazorpazorp
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Sat September 23, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series playoff starts at Kentucky in the igotcrabsatmyrtlebeach.com 300 at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
Rich divorced people problems: What it's like to co-own a house in the Hamptons with your ex
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
°)╯.................🐟 \o/ \o/ \o/
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Playboy model considers breast reduction after getting sucker-punched by own boob while jogging. (Likely not safe for work)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, a Great White Shark has washed up on the beach. Should we push it back into the water?" "Nah mate, let's put it in a swimming pool instead" *cracks open can of Fosters*
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Sat September 09, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
CVS finds a way to extend pumpkin spice mania to more ridiculous places
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What this hurricane situation really calls for is semi-nude women sending thoughts and prayers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that airport on Saint Martin that's approach required Jumbo jets to fly a few dozen feet over the heads of bathers at a popular beach? After Irma, it's not there anymore. The airport OR the beach
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's official. Irma is taking her talents to South Beach
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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Mon September 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Irma might be taking her talents to South Beach. EVERYBODY PANIC AND PAAARTY
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones 5: Assignment Miami Beach will not feature Shia LaBeouf's unnecessary character
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Wed August 30, 2017
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
So what is this mysterious object crews are trying to remove from the beach?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
City of Toronto tells kite flyer to go fly one
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It's not exactly a day of fun and sun if you go to one of these ten dirtiest beaches
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headless torso found near topless beach
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach-spreading overtakes man-spreading as the latest Jersey Shore craze
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if beach sand doesn't chafe enough. (Warning: Probably not safe for work)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Migrants jump out of an inflatable raft on Spanish beach as tourists watch in confusion
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago would really like to hire Real Americans, just as long as they pay attention to a postage stamp-sized want ad that only ran twice, buried in the back of Palm Beach Post, and submit their applications by facsimile machine or ye olde post
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Sat August 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Undocumented immigrants stage amphibious assault, establish unlikely beachhead
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
73-year-old-dude handing out "Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby" business cards with contact info to underage girls on the beach "devastated" that people took it the wrong way
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sotheby's has reduced the value of Trump's Caribbean beachfront estate by $11 million, which would be hysterical if this was the start of a trend
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Fri July 28, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Poor, poor Gov Christie. All of those mean spirited memes of him on the beach hurt his kids' fee fees
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Thu July 27, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Come to the New Jersey beaches, where you can have fun and absorb our high bacteria levels"
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