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Headlines matching 'battles'
Wed March 17, 2010
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(Sy-Fy has no real Sci-Fi) Stupid Sy-Fy in talks with Ron Moore to further rape the corpse that is Battlestar Galactica  (trekmovie.com) (177)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Contact Music) Cool Ronnie James Dio winning cancer battle after meeting it face to face and slicing it clean in two with his broadsword  (contactmusic.com) (83)

Sun March 14, 2010
(Just Post Pics of Ginny) Ironic Blogger calls JK Rowling a second-rate author. Ironic, Fail, and Dumbass tags battle it out  (digitalspy.com) (135)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Contact Music) Followup Pink Floyd wins their lawsuit against EMI, earning the group $60,000 and guaranteeing EMI cannot sell individual songs online, which means you'll have to buy the whole crappy album to get the two good songs  (contactmusic.com) (113)
(Some Guy) Video Battlestar Galactica/Beastie Boys 'Sabotage' mashup. Extremely well done  (buzzfeed.com) (33)

Wed March 03, 2010
(io9) Obvious The brain of a shark in a battleship? Why, that could defeat even the Bear Cavalry  (io9.com) (42)
(Telegraph) Weird Not news: Japan Airlines battles black market in flight uniforms. Fark: there is a black market for uniform fetishists in Japan  (telegraph.co.uk) (34)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Boston Globe) Interesting Massachusetts could be first state to require open access to car diagnostic codes as lawmakers decide today which side hired the best lobbyists  (boston.com) (185)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Time) Strange New Battleship movie stars Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner, somehow involves aliens  (techland.com) (66)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Some Steve) Asinine Apple does its part: Al-Qaeda operatives, dodging drone attacks while listening to Britney Spears songs downloaded with iTunes, are in violation of the terms and conditions  (concurringopinions.com) (13)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Contact Music) Obvious Carnie Wilson pleads for help with weight loss battle. If she would just hold on for one more day, things will go her way  (contactmusic.com) (20)

Thu February 11, 2010
(SeattlePI) Scary Eternal battle between douchebag bicyclist and douchebag driver descends to level of hand-to-hand combat  (blog.seattlepi.com) (223)

Mon February 08, 2010
(Boing Boing) Cool Apparently the Battle of the Java Sea was so chaotic, the Japanese navy didn't notice the small tropical island moving around  (boingboing.net) (99)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Not news: Lesbian couple gets to adopt 1 year old. Usual Crap: Religious Right goes nuts about it, sends out hateful email with pictures. Fark: Is there. Seriously, Fark is there  (orlandosentinel.com) (613)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Nerve) Amusing If you Alliance my Horde I'll mohawk your shaman. Giggity  (advice.nerve.com) (49)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Conspiracy theorist Andrew Breitbart totally loses his shiat on live TV  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (225)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Contact Music) Silly Amy Adams gets "strange and needy" if she spends too much time on-set. Giggity  (contactmusic.com) (68)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not News: residents complain of ailments cause by radiation from new cell tower. Fark: turns out the tower isn't even on  (mybroadband.co.za) (66)

Fri January 01, 2010
(SFGate) Hero Oakland A's pitcher Justin Duchscherer battles deprechschion, says prechschure of profechschional baseball overcame him, has nothing to be achschamed of  (sfgate.com) (12)

Tue December 29, 2009
(Reuters) Unlikely Nokia has just decided that Apple is infringing on its patents in virtually every piece of hardware it makes  (reuters.com) (52)

Wed December 23, 2009
(New Scientist) Strange "The group managed to get male ducks to unfurl their penises into glass tubes"  (newscientist.com) (51)

Sun December 20, 2009
(Some Guy) Sad Olivia from Sesame Street loses battle with breast cancer  (whatwouldthembido.com) (81)

Fri December 18, 2009
(Hartford Courant) Interesting 150 battle blaze at chicken farm. Fowl play suspected  (courant.com) (45)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Neighboring bingo halls battle for customers. "It gives people something to do that's not the bar scene"  (nwfdailynews.com) (27)

Wed December 16, 2009
(Chud) Stupid The prequel to 300 tentatively titled "Xerxes" and will be about the Battle of Marathon. Even though, at the time, Darius I was the ruler of Persia and Xerxes had nothing to do with the battle. THIS. IS. HISTORICALLY INACCURATE  (chud.com) (168)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Telegraph) Dumbass Two supermarket customers both want the same shopping cart, so they do the only logical thing and attack each other with a salami and a four-pound hunk of cheese  (telegraph.co.uk) (56)

Wed December 09, 2009
(The New York Times) Unlikely Spend trillions of dollars to combat climate change, or face "extinction of the human race". OOGABOOGA ARE YOU SCARED YET?  (nytimes.com) (659)
(Book forum) Interesting Leftist takes shots at the anti-war left: "The left should stop saying, 'We oppose tyranny around the globe, but not to the extent of actually doing anything about it'"  (bookforum.com) (314)
(Fox News) Followup War veteran is allowed to keep his flag on his lawn  (foxnews.com) (302)

Tue December 08, 2009
(NYPost) Amusing Hipsters and Hasids battle over bike paths on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn  (nypost.com) (202)
(NYPost) Interesting Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her Christian image. Either that, or she doesn't want people to see the fangs and facial hair she develops  (nypost.com) (77)
(Yahoo) Sad Doctor who attended JFK in the Dallas ER 46 years ago, mysteriously dies of a long battle with lung cancer. Wake up, sheeple  (news.yahoo.com) (114)

Wed December 02, 2009
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Swedish milkman fails in his bold attempt to push forward the boundaries of gender equality  (thelocal.se) (71)
(Racin' today) Amusing Just in case he was bored with his ongoing legal battles with his ex-stepmother and NASCAR, Jeremy Mayfield is now facing another lawsuit...by his own attorney  (racintoday.com) (8)

Tue November 24, 2009
(yomiuri.co.jp) Strange Small Tokyo factories pool resources to build deep-sea research robot to search for oil and minerals. In other news, small American factories struggle to find workers who understand English and can add two numbers  (yomiuri.co.jp) (34)

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