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Headlines matching 'bass'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Some Guy) Plug Farkette Elizabeth (FL) is trying to win a trip to Europe and become an ambassador for America's next generation of women pilots. She's currently trailing by only 100 votes. Click the Video Contest tab to vote  (womenofaviationweek.org) (372)


Fri January 27, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Strange Think Metallica with Cliff on bass was pretty good? Imagine how much better they could have been with Hulk Hogan  (3news.co.nz) (38)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Today's cool thing: Watch Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls perform the Violent Femmes' debut album live in Tasmania with the help of a Bad Seed, one of PJ Harvey's sidemen and the Femmes' bassist  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (49)


Fri January 20, 2012
(PennLive) Dumbass If your brother breaks your bong, just let it go man, because it's gone. Or you can get into a brawl and get arrested like these dumbasses. Your choice  (pennlive.com) (48)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Misc At this point subby is beginning to think that even a video of some random guy doing a bass cover of Cid Creole & the Coconuts' "Endicott" has a fighting chance. (difficulty: is actually pretty good)  (youtube.com) (15)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists mystified as babies keep getting bigger and longer. IT'S CALLED "GROWING UP", DUMBASSES  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Dumbass Polish ambassador: It's not the fault of Polish criminals in Germany stealing cars, it's the Germans' fault because their cars are too easy to steal  (thelocal.de) (39)
(TMZ) Amusing Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook  (tmz.com) (61)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick If your boyfriend asks you to prove your love to him by having oral sex with a 7 year old girl in front of him, in order for him to leave his wife, you might get the dumbass tag. If you really do it, you get the sick tag  (ksee24.com) (138)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious News: Sign most sought after QB in the offseason. Dumbass: Can't win a game when he's actually playing. Fark.com: Play his backup instead, actually win games  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Dumb Kid) Obvious Heads up kids, if you're a a good student but a dumbass on social media sites, it may keep you from getting into college  (wtsp.com) (121)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting New translation reveals the Three Wise Men might actually have been a score of random dumbasses, most of them too cheap to bring presents  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)


Sat December 17, 2011
(CBS News) Sad Rick Perry will trim five trillion from Obama's 3.7 trillion budget. Sad tag steps in after Obvious, Dumbass, Stupid and Fail tags die in suicide pact  (cbsnews.com) (66)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Strange Saudi Arabia still accuses women of practicing witchcraft. Hey, maybe we could have Christine O'Donnell be our ambassador to Saudi Arabia  (foreignpolicy.com) (66)


Sun December 11, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Today's SHMHC celebrates the 53rd birthday of Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx. Here's Kickstart My Heart  (youtube.com) (60)


Sat December 10, 2011
(NPR) Followup Former governor and ambassador John Huntsman was removed from tonight's debate as he is no longer considered a "viable candidate" while professional crazy person Ron Paul and The Human Google Bomb Rick Santorum are still invited  (npr.org) (107)
(The Sun) Dumbass Guy loses his $300,000 a year job because of "reply all". Asinine and Dumbass tags rise up, combine to form Asi-Ass tag  (thesun.co.uk) (183)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Guardian) Amusing News: Iran steals allies' invasion plan from British Embassy. Fark: the invasion of France  (guardian.co.uk) (61)


Fri December 02, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: If you're going to make a career out of carjacking, learn how to drive a stick shift. Florida tag barely squeezes out dumbass tag  (tampabay.com) (71)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Magazine) Followup Michele Bachmann says she's "fully aware" we don't have an embassy in Iran; she was just applauding the Brits. Or something  (nymag.com) (71)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Bachmann says she would close the non-existent U.S. embassy in Iran  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (175)
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)
(News.com.au) Scary In anticipation of Israel's extremely imminent WWIII-initiating attack upon Iran, Britain has evacuated its embassy. Enjoy your holidays  (news.com.au) (192)
(Foreign Policy) Asinine Sen. Jim De Mint (R-ong time, wrong place) is holding up nomination of the U.S. ambassador to El Salvador because he doesn't like her pro-LGBT tolerance opinion pieces  (thecable.foreignpolicy.com) (90)
(ABC) Sad Opera-singing parrot missing in New York. Pagliacci want a cracker? (Sad tag for parrot, but owner wins Dumbass)  (abcnews.go.com) (35)


Tue November 29, 2011
(CBC) News Iranians storm British embassy, but are only able to find a bunch of guys with Canadian passports  (cbc.ca) (136)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Komo) Dumbass Four-year-old arrested and banned for life from Safeway for theft .... Oh wait, I mean the dumbass security guard got fired for being a dumbass  (komonews.com) (158)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay  (orlandosentinel.com) (64)


Fri November 04, 2011
(People Magazine) Cool Jamie Foxx is the 2011 Ambassador for the Global Down Syndrome Foundation. Isn't that special?  (people.com) (20)
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)


Fri October 21, 2011
(YouTube) Cool A beautiful woman playing upright bass and singing a poem by William Blake. Thank you, internet  (youtube.com) (38)
(YouTube) Weird Hey Skeletor, nice ink, and nice try covering it up, but you still ain't getting a job dumbass  (youtube.com) (119)

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