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47 headlines found matching 'bass'
Sun September 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ambassador Powell says there are over 40 countries now in Obama's coalition against ISIS. But, thing is--they live in Canada. She met them at Niagara Falls. So you wouldn't know them
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Congressman advises sexting as a way to encourage voting. No, not the congressman you were thinking of. Or the other one. No, not that one, either. Oh fark it, it's James Clyburn (D-umbass)
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(20)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supreme court takes time out of their busy day to tell patent trolls: Ordinary human activity doesn't become patentable when you do it on a computer... ya dumbasses
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(16)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
John Gustafson, once called the second most important bassist to come out of Liverpool, has died at 72. He was perhaps best known for his work with Roxy Music and the Ian Gillan Band
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(28)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
If you're going to shove a toothbrush up your girlfriend's butt while she's asleep, don't record it. If you record it, don't post it to Facebook. If you post it to Facebook, well, I don't have any more advice because you're a dumbass
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(162)
 
(Acura Connected)
 
 
 
Pro: The new Acura TSX is fast and sporty, with lots of room to nod out or vomit in the back seat area. Con: The bass does kind of sound spotty in the sound system and makes me want to punch ad men in the junk
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukraine's President Petro Poroshenko says agreement on ceasefire in the Donbass region reached (headline updated)
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(91)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(163)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jethro Tull bassist Glenn Cornick wasn't too old to rock and roll at age 67. Unfortunately, he also wasn't too young to die
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(48)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Suicidal Tendencies bassist dies. No word if he ever got his Pepsi
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(70)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Dumbass posts a huge pile of money to his Facebook page. Next day, home invasion and murder. Gee, you think the two might be related, Officer Romero?
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(70)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man dies after clinging to spoiler trying to prevent his drunk friend from driving. Hero tag trumps Florida, Dumbass tags
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(96)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Emmy-winning TV host and professional culinary celebrity Anthony Bourdain: "I am not an educator, a role model or an ambassador. I'd love to say that's my agenda, but it's much more selfish than that"
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(65)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Julian Assange considering 'leaving' the Ecuadorean embassy after hearing of a better cable package, wi-fi in Honduras
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(106)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because there are just too few beat box bassoon and theremin duets performed in Revolutionary War garb
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(4)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Just because it's August doesn't mean that we can't all mock this dumbass with anger issues who can't get his 4WD Jeep out of a snowed in parking space. (Not safe for work language)
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(80)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal plays a benefit concert for the rebels who shot down MH17. Dumbass tag doesn't seem strong enough
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(184)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama: So who was the dumbass who decided to withdraw American troops from Iraq, anyway? Jesus, that guy must have been a complete moran
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(373)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
She's 19. She's Italian, Spanish and Venezuelan. She's hot... and she plays a kick-ass cover of Rush's YYZ on bass
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(54)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dumbass claims Obama loves radical Muslims the same day Obama OKs air strikes on radical Muslims
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(81)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Argument over golf rules involving "casual water" leads to a beat down with a 3-wood, a golf course melee, and two dumbasses in jail
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Kelly wins $100 bet from friend and former teammate Shelby Miller after getting a hit off of him in the Red Sox-Cardinals game on Thursday. Pete Rose can tell you why there's a "Dumbass" tag on this one
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"God should drop a nuclear bomb on the US because we have gay ambassadors"
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(108)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mr. Ambassador, did your country spy on Secretary Kerry and then send those tapes to Russia?" "What? I can't hear you?" "Mr. Ambassador, you were *just* speaking to us," "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA"
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(48)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz will not allow the appointments of any ambassadors until someone explains why the FAA banned U.S. carriers from landing in a combat zone
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(180)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US evacuates embassy in Tripoli following clashes between rival militias
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(114)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Time to turn up the bass and rock out
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(19)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neal Schon says he has approached Steve Perry about taking up his rightful place as the lead singer of Journey once again, tells fans don't stop believin' in a reunion tour
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(54)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Remember the fire that almost burned down Stone Brewing along with a good chunk of San Diego's north county? Yeah, some dumbass kid started it
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(27)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
The final four Siouxsie and the Banshees albums will receive the deluxe treatment and be released this fall, claims bassist Steven Severin
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(41)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why the beat is in the bass and not in the mix. Here comes da science
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(11)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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Fri June 27, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Scary: Police sniper spotted armed man near Brazilian President during World Cup opening ceremony, requested permission to fire. Dumbass: It was another cop
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(17)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger could become US Ambassador to Russia to discuss divorce issue with Putin, says Nikita Khrushchev's great-granddaughter
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(53)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Avicii drops the bass on 36 people, sending them to the hospital
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(46)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping
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(33)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Three amateurs decide to move alligator off the road, ends exactly like you'd think. Obvious tag trumps dumbass
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Thu June 19, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Teenager who lost half a finger during an illegal rave says he stayed and partied and didn't seek medical attention because the bass had been dropped and it was "hard"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guards at amusement park tell family that they cannot bring their knives into the park. Father and his four kids decide the rules don't apply to them, and proceed to beat up responding officers. Have fun in jail, dumbasses
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
NPR stations given heads up that network will refer to California Chrome's ownership group "Dumbass Partners" on air without bleeping, and that they should handle offended church ladies as appropriate
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(58)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ret. Gen. McCrystal: Hey, dumbasses, don't judge Bergdahl yet. Most of you don't know what it's like to be in a foreign land with people who want to kill you...except maybe you freshmen Congressmen
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Mon June 02, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The newest US Ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein shows that the Constitution is more than just a piece of paper
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(45)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
67 years ago today, Sgt Pepper taught the band to play
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(60)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After getting thrown out of just about every restaurant in Texas, Open Carry Texas decides to take their act to a park on Memorial Day and follow people who were filming them back to their cars. Asinine and Dumbass tags explode
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Wed May 28, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. govt. to its citizens and embassy in Libya: GET TO DA CHOPPA
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(69)
 

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