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57 headlines found matching 'bass'
Tue January 17, 2017
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest ticket in Washington for Friday's inauguration is the all-day party at the Canadian embassy: "It's a hotly coveted invitation. It's kind of like being in the VIP box at a hockey game or something"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official statement from Russian Embassy confirms they have near daily calls with Michael Flynn, consider him a local asset
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassador to the EU is a hardcore Brexiter because of course he is
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Fri January 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gives all current ambassadors and their families 2 weeks to GTFO
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Tue January 03, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Leaked audio proves Obama wanted ISIS to grow. You just have to improve it by dropping the bass, tightening up the high end, and playing it in reverse so the antichrist's voice can get some good reverb
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Sat December 31, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
FTC catches Bass Pro with Cabelas, is now deciding whether to let 'em off the hook or fry 'em up
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There are several hidden dangers of moving the US embassy to Jerusalem
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The amazing power of glasses on a dumbass like Rick Perry
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to be taken to a hospital and then be a dumbass, in which case I will shoot you"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman finds rocket warhead in yard, posts pic to Facebook asking what it is. Well, it's metal and pointy and call 911 dumbass
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in Ankara, which will make it difficult for him to walk. Especially since he's dead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Ambassador Power to Syria, Russia and Iran: "Are you truly incapable of shame?" Russian Ambassador Vitaly "Ross" Churkin: "Get a load of Mother Teresa over here"
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well sure, I shot up a pizza place because I am a dumbass who reads too much fake news and really believed Hillary was running a pedophile slave ring out of its basement, but you don't have to make a federal case out of it. You just did? Oh
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UN drops Wonder Woman as ambassador, presumably after realizing she hasn't had a single memorable story in over 75 years of existence
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
With such an important post as Ambassador to Japan to fill, Donald Trump thinks Bobby Valentine might be the best man for the job
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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Thu December 01, 2016
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Governor Paul LePage: Mainers are a bunch of dumbass hicks
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin personally presents future ambassador Steven Seagal with a Russian passport
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to deal with troublesome dissenters to your throne? Stick them in as UN Ambassador, duh
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Angela Bassett will portray the Queen Mother in Marvel's Black Panther
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump would really like it if the UK appointed Nigel Farage ambassador to the US
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
The Beastie Boys' Licensed To Ill turns 30 today - A toast to those still fighting for our right to party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson will not be ambassador to Egypt
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Mon November 14, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump wants her ex-husband to make her ambassador to the Czech Republic. That's the joke, or not
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Whoever thought fishing could be so sexy?
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what would be one of the biggest trolls ever, Nigel Farage may become the US ambassador to the EU
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Brexits the world: Asian markets crater, U.S. markets fall, currencies dive, Peso falters, Fear Proxies such as the U.S. dollar, gold and bonds rosey-cheeked and sunny at prospect of battening on the USA's bleaching bones. Thanx, dumbasses
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blur bassist Alex James admits he hasn't washed his hair for 10 years. Coincidentally, he also makes his own cheese. Don't really want to know how - or from what
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A former Trump religious adviser says rainbow flags flying at US embassies are a "mockery of God." One day, Christians will explain how they can reconcile God's edict to love everyone came with an asterisk of bigotry
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Did you know the state of Florida has an embassy in Washington DC. Why? Because Florida
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man steals 39 accordions worth $160,000. An entire nation rejoices
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Julian Assange meeting in person with the editor-in-chief of Russia Today at the embassy for special projects is just a coincidence and not at all a sign that Wikileaks is working with the Russian government
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 worst plays in NFL history for you to argue over
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Ambassador to the US racks up huge bar tab on the taxpayer dollarydoo, in the finest traditions of the Australian Public Service
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Thu October 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Warning, dumbass baiting Darwin
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The absurdly oversized viola called the Octobasse dwarfs anyone who tries to play it, and produces a note below the threshold of human hearing
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Yao Ming appointed as China's ambassador to Mars, presumably to deal with Leo Wong
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dumbass drinks cyanide and lives to tell about it
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Additional charges filed against foreigners who walked on Yellowstone hot spring to include taking commercial photos without permits, excessive dumbassness
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Well Cleveland fans, at least the Browns are winning at getting around the NFL's dumbass new social media rules
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Sun October 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite spending millions upon millions on "ambassadors" and "leadership coaches" and keeping up with all the hot trends, the New York City public school system remains faileriffic to the point where even the unions are facepalming
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump's talk is indefensible. But Hillary Clinton's actions as Secretary of State, carrying out the Obama administration's foreign policies, have cost many lives in many places, including the American ambassador and others killed in Benghazi
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, Arkansasians are a bunch of dumbasses
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
As god is my witness, some dumbass has never seen WKRP
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
That's one big bass takeover
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Thu September 29, 2016
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bassist
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Wed September 28, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't want your steak ...or your dumbass human advice
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Tue September 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor and human/bassett hound hybrid Brit Hume is under fire for saying that Hillary Clinton was "not necessarily attractive" last night at the debates
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Koko the gorilla takes a quick guitar lesson from the Red Hot Chili Peppers' bass player
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Typical clueless politician: North Carolina governor tries to blame pro-gay laws for NCAA boycott, instead of the anti-LGBT law he supported. WAKE UP, DUMBASS
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Wed September 21, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man says he doesn't recall firing a gun in the air and kidnapping his ex, instead passed out and woke up next to police robot that he assumed was a bomb. Bonus dumbass for kidnap victim being given the gun and deciding best response is to sit on it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man shouting "allahu ackbar" learns to never bring a knife to storm the Israeli embassy in Turkey
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
AC/DC bassist Cliff Williams says he's retiring, leaving Axl Rose as the only original member of the band
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