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Headlines matching 'bass'
Tue April 15, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Passover, which is as good a time as any to remind you that YOU'RE CRACKING YOUR EGGS WRONG, DUMBASS
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(98)
 
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
With rash of ridiculous replay reversals in MLB due to dumbass application of catch rule, the correct play for outfielders in 2014 is to "intentionally" drop fly balls in order to freeze runners and get easy double play
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ambassador to Libya kidnapped. If you thought Benghazi was bad, just wait til you hear Obama disavow this tragedy
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(43)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A spokesman for Iran's mission to the UN, Hamid Babaei, described the decision as 'regrettable' and said it contravened international law." Kinda like storming an embassy and holding the diplomats hostage, amirite?
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(48)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Millions of Russians freaking out over video that shows expansionist Ukraine invading Russia and stealing territory. Story needs a tag that combines "stupid" "irony" "silly" "amusing" "dumbass" "weird" "unlikely" and "entertainment" yet not "Florida"
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(66)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
While "lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, there SHOULD be another part of your brain that tells you "NO, dumbass....NO"
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(22)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Nirvana could play at their Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction." Uh...okay
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(36)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
France briefs doctors on warning signs of ebola as fears grow that latest outbreak could spread from Africa. Briefly, when a patient complains of flu-like symptoms then starts to bleed from the eyes and liquefy like a bass in a blender, it's ebola
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(100)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Abraham Lincoln: the first Totalfarker to get his face on currency. The price of Totalfark is in his honor
 
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: MARIJUANA DEATH in Colorado. Article: Dumbass fell off a balcony while stoned
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(98)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Obama official: Sallie Mae is under numerous investigations for wrongdoing and you dumbasses renewed their contract? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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(108)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whichever members of Fleetwood Mac are speaking to each other this month are planning a reunion tour
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(49)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Man hits girlfriend with anger management book. Ironic and Dumbass tag are having words in the corner
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(21)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists at MIT working in conjunction with the Vorlon embassy develop self-assembling "living materials"
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(52)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school football player who is geekier than most of us can play piano, trombone, tuba, small tuba, guitar, bass guitar, snare, trumpet and drums and has been offered 150 college scholarship offers. Finally something good comes out of Florida
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(74)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois State Representative Keith Farnham (D - umbass) wins primary, resigns "for serious health issues" Fark: His computers, even from work, are seized in kiddie porn investigation
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(125)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Celtic Frost offered $145,000 for one hour gig at the world's biggest heavy metal fest, turns it down. Fark: ummm, well, let the singer/guitarist explain that. Dumbass tag explodes
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(43)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Robber gets bogged down in snow in victims driveway. Victim blocks robber from leaving til cops show up. Dumbass tag is ready for duty
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(11)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Farkers, your dream job has arrived. Hudson Whiskey is looking for a brand ambassador
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(35)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(People Pets)
 
 
 
That clown car is full of basset hounds. No, that's not a euphemism for something. We think
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(6)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
50 years ago today, Simon and Garfunkel record 'The Sounds Of Silence' as an acoustic duo. Here's the original version, before record company producers added electric guitar, bass and drums, without their knowledge
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(91)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is the new "beauty ambassador" for Braun
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(33)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a boat from Bass Pro Shops, make sure it is securely attached to your truck. If you can't do that, at least make goofy smiles in your mug shots (pics)
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(15)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chinese state media calls outgoing ambassador Gary Locke 'yellow on the outside, white on the inside.' That's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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(114)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Register Star)
 
 
 
You've been the bass player for one of the greatest bands ever, so why not follow it up by spending a bit of time whipping up a mean braised chicken as a line cook at a hospital in upstate New York?
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(74)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bill Russell explains things in a way even a vain, egotistical dumbass like Lebron James can understand
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(122)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Butthurt Russians protest disallowed goal vs USA with sign outside US embassy: "Turn referee into soap"
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(83)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has run out of countries to use for Ambassadorship Prizes to give its highest donors, so it's having the State Department create a new "Arctic Ambassador" post
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(32)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Kindasorta news: Dummies take inflatable raft down a swollen creek during a rain storm (sans life jackets) and get stuck in debris. Fark: Dumbass #1's quote: "It they're so upset about it, they shouldn't be rescuing people for a living. I pay taxes"
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(144)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A map of the countries around the world where the new ambassador just happens to also be, as if by some crazy cosmic coincidence, one of Barack Obama's top fundraisers
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(232)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
All those reports of hackers hijacking journalists' computers and smartphones at a record rate in Sochi? Yeah, it's more to do with the dumbass journalists than hackers
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(17)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's headline that you never thought you'd see: "Will Ambassador Samantha Power Go On Tour With Pussy Riot?"
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're easily scared off by a Big Mouth Billy Bass, perhaps burglary is not the career for you
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(23)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Axl Rose weighs in on the Red Hot Chili Peppers Super Bowl performance. Calls Flea's faked bass playing: "a new pinnacle of human achievement not seen since the sign language guy in South Africa"
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(125)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: Portrait of Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. Fark: Made out of Skittles. Ultra-Fark: Created by Seattle indie band Death Cab for Cutie's bassist Nick Harmer
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(24)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Arthur Rankin Jr., who co-founded Rankin-Bass studios, which gave us the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and The Hobbit, finally became stop motion at the age of 89
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(36)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Chilean sea bass Wagner: "Wow, you guys are farking nuts. I'm leaving"
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(184)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Obama's ambassador to China nominee, Max Baucus, on China: "I'm no real expert on China"
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(41)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Woman shaves off half of her hair to get Seahawks tattoo on her scalp in a bid to win divisional playoff tickets. Since this is Fark, and there is a 'Dumbass' tag, you can guess she didn't win
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(51)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama's pick to be ambassador to Norway makes Sarah Palin look like a member of Mensa
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(133)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NJ paper to Benghazi truthers: No, Bridgegate is nothing like the "Benghazi scandal" and you're a bunch of idiotic dumbasses
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(103)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Coolest bass guitar ever made from an old Commodore 64 computer ... especially by a cute, geeky redhead
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(24)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Which legend will embarrass Dean Ambrose and make him smile? Does anyone care about Daniel Wyatt yet? Is Brock Lesnar's girly shriek the new Wilhelm? Will Ryberg be the new Twitter Ambassador for WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?
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(1893)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
If you are a US expat, something you REALLY don't want to hear from your local embassy is: things are likely about to get really bad in this country, we strongly suggest you stockpile food and cash right now
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(88)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Split Infinity Radio)
 
Audio
 
Tonight at 8 PM Pacific, 11 PM Eastern, it's New Music Monday- 2 hours of all-new electronic, dance, house, ghetto funk, drum 'n bass, glitch-hop, electro-swing and more, hosted live by TFarker Cyclometh
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(99)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Dumbass teens haze moose on ski run, then post it to Facebook with the caption,"Just chasing a moose while snowboarding...no big deal." National Forest officials: "Is your $250 fine a big deal?"
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(108)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight years ago today, Thin Lizzy frontman Phil Lynott passed away. An amazing singer, songwriter, and bassist, he succumbed to his demons terribly young. Here's a live performance of the classic Cowboy Song
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(8)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"Dear Samantha: I hope this card finds you well and you are doing OK in prison. Just wanted to wish you a Merry ChristMETH hint hint. Love, Dumbass"
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(31)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The New York Times took part in the attack on the embassy in Benghazi
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(76)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Drunk man accidentally shoots his brother, determines that alone isn't enough to earn him the 'Dumbass' tag, keeps trying
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(20)
 

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