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47 headlines found matching 'bass'
Thu November 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Busker plays bass like a lead guitar. Yea, yea, you've heard that before. Well, stay for the EVH tapping
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Karen Bass: Please name any "black identity extremist group" cited in a report by the FBI. Foghorn Sessions: I can't, but I'm certain they exist. Rep: Why isn't there a report on "white identity extremists?" Foghorn: What are those?
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just $380,000 in wire transfers to Russian Embassy with notes "for 2016 election"
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Sat November 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having resolved the Trump-Russia issue with Putin directly, Trump agrees that the U.S. embassy in Moscow should be guarded by a firm founded by an ex-KGB agent
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate notorious anti-feminist to be 'Ambassador for Women,' because at this point, what else would you expect?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Not news: Dumbass right-winger duped by Russian troll farm, retweets Russian Propaganda. Also not news: Trump was the dumbass
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The day after Mueller released wave one of indictments, Tillerson goes to talk with the Russian ambassador, in what I'm sure is just *really* terrible timing
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ambassador to Canada finally starts work today, after taking months to memorize Gord Downie's name
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Dumbass thinks that EVs won't work because there's not enough room at the gas pump
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
WHO chooses Robert Mugabe as good will ambassador??
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
SMART train hits dumbass
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life
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Wed October 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken in response to Jeff Sessions' assertion that he had no communications with Russians during 2016 campaign: Not being able to recall what you discussed is different than saying you had no communications. The ambassador from Russia is Russian
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"One of the 22 medically confirmed Americans injured by unexplained attacks in Havana [says] U.S. response to injured embassy personnel was handled 'poorly' and that their complaints were ignored by senior embassy leadership." There are "medically confirmed Americans"?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Actual dead Russian ambassadors? In my Telltale Batman game? It's more likely than you think
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We expect too much from our romantic partners, the bar is just too damn high. You want in your mate a combination of: sanity + wealth + kindness + attractiveness + personal growth + not being a dumbass on social media, that isn't humanly possible
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Embassy of Azerbaijan touts the meeting between their President and Donald Trump, which puts Trump in a bind as Aliyev's daughter is the ex-wife of Russian pop-singer Emin Agalarov who is enmeshed in the Russian influence scandal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. pulling embassy staff out of Cuba after attacks from noise marines loyal to Slaanesh
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Dean Spanos: "FAA, the fans are being mean to me. Make them stop flying banners on game day." FAA: "That rule only applies to stadiums that seat over 30,000, dumbass"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Labour MP who has clearly never seen an Apache helicopter claims Prince Harry can't actually fly them. "I've been told that's an absolute fact that somebody sits beside him and *drives* the helicopters for him." Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UN Ambassador Samantha Power went on such an unmasking spree during the Obama administration that the Scooby Doo gang even told her to chill out
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A new year, a new group of dumbass fans confuse Giants WR Brandon Marshall with Broncos LB Brandon Marshall. Difficulty: LB's Twitter handle has his number in it
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling on the Fark Foodies: What is your best recipe for striped bass?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're using your mulch wrong, dumbass
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got your hands on a 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat and you've been given permission to test-drive it on the local airport's runway. Now, before you go, remember the most important thing -- don't be a dumbass. Oops, too late
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Can't
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another money hungry dumbass falls for one of the oldest scams. Lady hands over $2k to strangers to prove she's worthy to get her share of found money in a parking lot
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asinine: University of Tampa professor tweets that Hurricane Harvey is "instant Karma for Texas voting Trump in". Facepalm: Florida ALSO went for Trump. Dumbass: Gets fired for his stupidity. Fail tag splits the difference and calls it even
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Ambassador John Bolton, aka "Captain Crazy Von Mustache" says that due to "staff changes" at the White House, he no longer is able to meet with President Trump at will, and thus hasn't been able to give him his plan to start a war with Iran
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings are going down faster than Russian ambassadors
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Russian ambassador to Sudan found dead in swimming pool. Is sixth Russian diplomat to have died suddenly overseas since November. Purely coincidence right?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Who is the greatest bassist of all time? Lemmy? Gene Simmons? How about... Paul McCartney? Take off, hosers
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Cubert's on the pole, and Junior will sling his mayo for the final time at the shattered remains of Bristol Motor Speedway when the NASCAR Cup series presents the Bass Pro Shops/Tiny Dicked Gun Grabber Night Race, 7 PM ET on NBC, unless football
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Tue August 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Airhead praises dumbass
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases ad using exact same footage and still images as one released earlier by a PAC he's forbidden by law from coordinating with. Followup tag wins out over Facepalm and Dumbass tags
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau just sent his ambassador to North Korea in an attempt to figure out why things escalated to "fire and fury" without diplomacy (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Sat July 29, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumbass who thought stabbing people for their cell phones would be appropriate won't be out of prison until the iPhone 20 is available
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presenting the AMBASSADOR FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, Sam Brownback
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
In what may be the best news Kansas has had in a century or more, Governor Sam Brownback is set to be nominated to be Ambassador at Large for International Religious Freedom. May he be just as successful at that as he is as Governor
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card
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(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Men arrested trying to buy drugs. Dumbass tag: At a police station from a police officer
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP Motown's Bobby Taylor, the man who discovered the Jackson 5, could hit more notes than Patti LaBelle, met 3 presidents and had illustrious backing band members such as Tommy Chong on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on bass
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions discussed Trump campaign-related matters with Russian ambassador, U.S. intelligence intercepts show
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