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Headlines matching 'basement'
Sun February 05, 2012
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(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing New scratch-and-sniff jeans can be worn for months without washing. What's new about that, you ask? These jeans smell like raspberries, not basement damp and Cheetos dust like yours  (mirror.co.uk) (25)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Miami New Times) Asinine "Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don't see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, 'Hi, I'm Fred.'" Gems from Victoria Jackson. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty  (miaminewtimes.com) (182)


Fri January 20, 2012
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Further mysteries of the clitoris revealed. C'mon out of mom's basement and learn wondrous new things beyond the concept of not leaping at it like a bull at a gate (worksafe unless your boss is weird about anatomical illustration)  (io9.com) (84)


Thu January 12, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting I, for one, am appalled by the way the lingerie models paraded half-naked around the art gallery, and to show my outrage, will only watch the video alone in the basement 7 more times  (myfoxdc.com) (138)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Think your mom's basement is small? Try living in a four-foot by two-foot rabbit hutch  (dailymail.co.uk) (109)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Cool For sale: One slightly used nuclear bomb-proof space station in Carmel Valley, California. For only $4.2 million you can get great TV reception and still have a basement that will withstand a five-megaton nuclear blast. Serious inquiries only  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (84)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Oregon Live) Amusing It's Klingon versus Stormtrooper in Portland's annual Star Trek v Star Wars blood drive (w/pic of basement dwellers in full nerd regalia)  (oregonlive.com) (58)


Sun January 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Q: Did the cable guy get a big surprise on a house call? A: Does a bear sleep in the basement?  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Washington Post) Stupid Supervisors banish DoE whistleblower and his little red stapler to the basement  (washingtonpost.com) (37)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Betabeat) Interesting You could pay a bunch to heat your house this winter, or you could let Microsoft put a server farm in your basement  (betabeat.com) (60)


Thu November 24, 2011
(10tv) Strange Prosecutor: Defendant, can you tell me why all the stolen goods were in your basement. Defendant: The ghost did it. Everyone: LOL. Defendant: Seriously, the ghost did it. Jury: :(  (10tv.com) (32)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting U.S. Announces it has weaponized a basement dweller  (washingtonpost.com) (14)


Mon November 14, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup National Toy Hall of Fame adds Hot Wheels, dollhouse and blanket. Also known as another Saturday night in mom's basement  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (38)


Sun November 13, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Can the Jaguars keep the Colts in the Basement? Will the Patriots find a way to lose again? Can the Bills do what they couldn't in two consecutive Super Bowls? It's the NFL Week 10 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3847)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing A look back at the first days online in your parents basement  (guestofaguest.com) (30)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Stupid Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic  (politico.com) (198)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Strange Mets pitcher R.A. Dickey to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro. That's one way to get out of the basement  (espn.go.com) (19)


Thu October 27, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting And this is a nice little four- bedroom, three bathroom, 3,200 square foot house with granite countertops, finished basement and a Lamborghini Diablo  (myfoxdc.com) (90)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary 30-year FBI profiler says nice guys finish last because they're too busy making woman suits in the basement  (washingtonpost.com) (238)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Lifehacker) Hero Man invents cone-shaped pizza for those rare times you have to leave your mom's basement, at least you can still eat pizza  (lifehacker.com) (62)

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