| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Bad: You get arrested for making a fake 911 call and possession of heroin. Worse: You also get nailed for bank robbery. Fark: You're dubbed the "Big-Nosed Robber" and get your picture all over the internet (courant.com) | (75) | ||
| A deckhand who starred in "Deadliest Catch" wanted for bank robberies. How shellfish of him (oregonlive.com) | (80) |