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171 headlines found matching 'band'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surely my husband's own vice-president will endorse me over that socialist. Uh, no
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Johnny Ramone's widow buys his guitar at auction, says she will do something with the instrument that had never been done while her husband was alive. Tune it up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New wristband linked to the wearer's bank account can be programmed to give a shock when the person spends too much money, walks into the Apple Store
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama woman kills her husband's chihuahua and uses its remains to stage a miscarriage after faking her pregnancy for 7 months
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veterans for Peace disbands after world peace achieved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman builds pyramid, mummifies husband, and buries him there. OK, maybe she didn't build it. And not exactly a pyramid. A shed
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal have decided that instead of cashing in on fame and sympathy after the Paris attacks, it's better to make total asses of themselves by spouting conspiracy theories
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The world's greatest singer/songwriter/guitarist discusses the origins of "Bullet the Blue Sky"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Celine Dion regrets not granting husband's final wish. ______ ?
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Burlington College in Vermont closes after Bernie's wife ran it into the ground; in response, Hillary's husband promises to open the Chappaqua Institute For Wayward Cheerleaders in early 2017
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to capture a roving band of rogue roosters? Get them drunk, of course
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured by cool name for a band
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Sat May 14, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey morosely says Warner refused to reissue The Queen Is Dead for the album's 30th anniversary and heaven knows he's miserable now
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Fri May 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga denies she will star in Dionne Warwick biopic
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton's husband shuts down vulture fund after losing 90% of his investors' money
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(Google)
 
 
 
My mother married her second husband's father - Does anyone else have odd family?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My normally normal husband wants to take our 6yo daughter to a violent and redneck monster truck show. I say no way. Wut do?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many pillows should be on your bed? Husbands and wives engage in the great pillow fight
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Members of the band Def Leppard will meet with students at the Arkansas School for the Deaf, whose mascot is a leopard. This is the sound of one hand clapping
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Germany under investigation for broadband-boosting scheme which prevents competition. News: the whole country still runs on copper wire
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The last frontier in 'bandit' nicknames has been been claimed
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(Fragmented)
 
 
 
Farker downstairs just released a best-of album for his band Fragmented. Kind of ambient/industrial/strange. Chill-out music yet discordant. Check it out
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
Developing story: Hundreds of abandoned Fotomat kiosks still stand in suburban parking lots
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Punk isn't dead, it just goes to bed at a more reasonable hour"
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Radiohead releases Paul Thomas Anderson-directed video for new single Daydreaming
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The real reason Cruz and Kasich dropped out? It wasn't because they were losing so bad that they had abandoned all hope. It's a super secret conspiracy that they were gonna resurrect the party after the epic Trumpster fire that will be 2016
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones to Donald Trump: You can't always get what you want, either
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is pregnant at 49 with her first child, and her husband looks...ambivalent
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Approximately 7,000 AC/DC fans who bought tickets to see the band perform on May 16 have requested to get their money back because they don't want to watch Axl Rose sing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 50 years of marriage, reclusive husband Carl Dean still gets Dollywood
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The '80s band ABC is still around, taking out suicide bombers in Cameroon
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie has changed Hillary. Now, the tough part will be getting her to abandon her right-wing roots and actually start believing the things she's being forced to say
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isolated Indonesian village mistakes abandoned sex doll for angel. In fairness, it is an easy mistake to make since they've never seen an angel before either
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Q104.3 New York)
 
 
 
Scott Stapp suggests he's the new singer of Stone Temple Pilots. Fark: On the tour bus where Scott Weiland died
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Edge makes history by becoming the first rock musician to play at the Sistine Chapel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom, you sacrificed for me, gave up countless hours raising me, and abandoned your youth on my behalf. And to repay you this Mother's Day, I've giving you...this crap
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck in Dearborn with nothing to do? Roll up to the Henry Ford Museum for a magical history tour of the largest traveling collection of Beatles' memorabilia
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Sat April 30, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New single by the Monkees, written by Rivers Cuomo, is predictably poppy and catchy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth Grahame-Smith abandons his intended directorial debut, DC's The Flash, over "creative differences." Chances are, Grahame-Smith didn't want it to be awful, but since it's a DC property it's inevitable
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Fri April 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
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That barricade didn't stand a chance against the anti-Trump marching band protesters
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Muse sign with talent agency
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Hi I'm producing a documentary to heroize the man that murdered your husband in cold blood, would you like to be in it?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Johnson & Johnson now have a higher credit rating than the U.S., as Washington continues to try and stop the loss of technology jobs with a BAND-AID®
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man launches campaign to get Smash Mouth to perform at an abandoned hotel in Miami
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Is wearing half a beard a thing now?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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Fri April 22, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC auditioned the lead singer of an AC/DC tribute band before settling on Axl Rose. And we do mean settling
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
A how how how how how how did Dusty Hill injure his shoulder? And a how how how how how how many concert dates will ZZ Top have to postpone?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
No, Limp Bizkit is not planning to host a concert at a Dayton, Ohio gas station. We apologize to their tens of fans who we taken in by the hoax
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
50 ways to diss your old singing partner
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Wed April 20, 2016
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gib Guilbeau of the Flying Burrito Brothers dies at age 78. Ask your parents about how they probably rocked their world back in 1976
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Insider trading: it's okay when Pelosi's husband does it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's guitar used on Nirvana's final tour is going up for auction. It's described as virtually new because Cobain never really used it, as he focused more time sounding like a brick in a blender while onstage
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All countries have great national pastimes. For Egypt, it's making world leaders sit there and listen while their national anthems are completely massacred by the Egyptian national army band
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims Stonehenge was built by "Satanic Giants." Hey, that's the name of my Judas Priest cover band
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sanders suffers from yet another devastating win
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More husbands negotiating with their wives for the right to cheat. Also known as "The Bill Clinton Clause"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman gets off after being accused of beating husband upon finding his dildo
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant lost their bid to avoid a trial over claims to "Stairway to Heaven." Their lawyers are upbeat and promise a new legal strategy saying there's still time to change the road they're on
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Metallica's Enter Sandman has been turned into a folk song by a band of four sisters who say they're impressed by its "poetry"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Look, MotY candidates. If you've just abandoned your 5-year-old son at a Walmart to be found and raised by someone else, then spent the last hour having sex in a nearby apartment, don't come back to the store after to see if he's still there
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Photographer visits spooky rotting abandoned Alabama ghost town. Fark: Town was built 13 years ago for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's movie Big Fish
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Sat April 09, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich says Metallica's new album is "nearly finished"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Transparent Hillary Clinton hits reporters with white noise machine so they can't hear her speech to donors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Identical twin sisters and their identical twin husbands all undergo plastic surgery because they can't tell who is married to who
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Town in shock after an entire KFC meal was tragically abandoned on the streets of Cheltenham. Reporters launch a high-profile appeal to reunite it with its owner
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has moved past deflating balls to tripping balls. Prince Adam is inconsolable
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Now there's a scientific explanation to hate Nickelback (as if you ever needed a reason). SCIENCE
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Wed April 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jpop/Metal band Babymetal performed on The Colbert Show last night. Typical reaction: WTF am I watching? Hey this isn't bad. I MUST SELL EVERYTHING I OWN AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE WORLD
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because when it comes to entertainment, the kids love nothing more than a rock band that lectures about managing your finances in the middle of a show. "A lot of your heroes are in debt"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rush's ode to Ayn Rand, 2112, becomes a video comic book
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver returns to the sport's roots - smuggling contraband
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Old VHS tapes are part of a growing band of old technology now being collected like antiques - leading to the phrase "antech" to describe the new market"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girl walks into an abandoned train station after narrator explains something about ancient evil. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Some Drought-Stricken Laker)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here are some courtside Utah chicks sniffing Kobe Bryant's armbands
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The full 2016 Glastonbury lineup has been announced, and it has good acts like New Order, Adele, Coldplay, and LCD Soundsytem. But it also has unknown hipster acts like The 1975, Beck, and Foals that seem like a waste
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd singer is getting so erratic, it's gotten to the point where the band is walking away from him. During a show. Specifically, during a song
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Bun E. Carlos will play at Cheap Trick's induction ceremony. I don't really care but that's a great name. Bun E. Carlos
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Streamer takes a trip into an abandoned MMO for a lark. Then he encounters its one remaining player
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to protest during Easter Mass at St. Patrick's, doing so with something strapped to your chest might cause alarm and detract from the cause
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Front-running Thais abandoning long-held affection for Liverpool, Manchester United, and Chelsea to support plucky Foxes of Leicester City and their Thai ownership
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James Iha played with the Smashing Pumpkins for the first time in 16 years
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
You can now own one of 77 Bandit Edition Trans Am custom cars, signed by Burt Reynolds himself, for the starting price of $115,000. That's a hell of a lot of Coors
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"After today, I can die. This is like my last wish, seeing The Rolling Stones," says Joaquin Ortiz, a 62-year-old Cuban
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Garry Shandling's stealth Buddhist mission of love" This has nothing to do with Subby's Pee Wee Herman/Mr. Rogers sex metal tribute band of the same name, who happens to be playing at the Roxy this weekend
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman mourning the recent death of her husband in an automobile accident gets the good news that she's pregnant, and the terrifying news that she'll have three more kids to remember him by
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New observations in comb jellies shakes the butthole paradigm. Hey, new band name
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Meth? Check. Heroin? Check. Pellet gun in waistband before entering Dollar General store? Check. Grandma driving getaway car? Check. Mugshot like you would expect? Check
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Wed March 23, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Reverend Horton, HEAT
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"The Grateful Dead is often credited with popularizing hippie culture, but to the legion of followers who eventually left their VW buses to join corporate America, the band is a pioneer of common business and marketing strategies"
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The guys behind Sharknado have had another idea: '90s boybands vs zombies
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If your husband won't get out of bed, the first thing you should do is hit him on the head with a pot. If that doesn't work you should punch him in the face. If that doesn't work you should stab him in the hand
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers to headline Lollapalooza. What year is it?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Ted Cruz conspiracy theory is that he is secretly the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak finally realizes what Apples business plan is... "Twenty watches from $500 to $1100. The band's the only difference?"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
More proof that gay marriage advocates are responsible for weakening marriage, in the same way that abused wives are responsible for their husbands beating them
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
16 songs that are actually improved by bagpipes. List fails for omitting "Amazing Grace"
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After canceling her appearance at a Trump rally to fly home to be with her seriously injured husband, Sarah Palin changes her mind and decides to attention whore at the rally after all
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Sun March 13, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doncha just hate it when you're towing a vehicle and it comes loose from the tow truck? Yeah, me too. But at least I wasn't towing Iron Maiden's 747
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Don Henley confirms America's greatest rock band is officially done
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being a crazy right-winger has backfired on the lead singer of The Eagles of Death Metal
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(Standard Speaker)
 
 
 
Jack Black to play "The Polka King", a biopic about subby's hometown hero. Polka band leader, businessman, securities con artist. You can't make this stuff up
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Alex Jones of the Eagles of Death Metal
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pedophile wanted to kidnap children to populate an abandoned underground city
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Sadder still to watch it die than never to have known it". Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson confirms that the band will not be touring again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen discusses his decision to abandon his passion project, the Freddie Mercury biopic
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Well, on the positive side she used a new knife to stab the husband and only stabbed him once more while driving him to the hospital
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women line up to pound the crap out of their husbands in traditional Women's Day activity in China
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Mon March 07, 2016
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Abandoned cold war military cities in Latvia are creepier than Ted Cruz's face
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
"I need a beer," abandoned 3-year-old tells police before her mother is arrested
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are enough creepy pictures of an abandoned New Jersey jail to haunt your dreams for weeks
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police seeking Roomba bandits. Suspects described as 'neat-freak geeks'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have a 4-year-old daughter, and I have a 10-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. My husband's family does not send gifts to my 10-year-old; they act like she doesn't exist. What should I do?" This one sounds real
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Hammerbox bassist James Atkins, whose band opened for Joan Jett, Iggy Pop, and L7 and appeared in grunge documentary "Hype", is dead at 49 of esophageal cancer
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The mummified body of a German adventurer has been discovered on his abandoned yacht - which silently drifted around the world for years. Scooby, Shaggy and the gang ready themselves for a new adventure (Graphic content warning: link has a pic of the dead body)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Seven of the worst guitar solos of all time. Well, this shouldn't cause many arguments, right?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Only two bands have had songs hit #1 on the Billboard charts on leap days: The Beatles and...Mr. Big? Really?
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Thu February 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Identical twin sisters in Utah gave birth to twins - twice. Both of the moms are reportedly doing well, as are their children, husband and his three other wives
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a Star Wars helmet that makes you sound like R2D2 and look like half of a Daft Punk cover band
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Tue February 23, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Drummer condenses Nirvana's entire back catalogue into a five-minute "drum chronology"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Husband loses his job, wife takes the news badly. Very badly
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
"235 Kung Fu Nuns on Bikes": life imitates my high school garage band
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband died, leaving behind me and his mistress. I want to help her out. Is that normal?"
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Best elevator music ever Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl jams with a full jazz band while riding an elevator at The Grammys
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
State of Oregon set to become a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with roving bands of unemployed cannibals as the state passes a bill to increase the minimum wage to between $14.75 and $12.50 by 2022 depending on local cost of living
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Peter Cetera backs out of reunion with Robert Lamm and Chicago as part of band's Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame induction, says he's "frustrated and tired" that no one appreciates his solo work or family commitments
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you're a rock band whose gimmick is to start fires on stage, maybe you should check to see if the venue you play in doesn't have sprinklers first
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Mon February 15, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bone-chilling temperatures did not prevent Valentine's Day bandit from striking again this year
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kinky couple calls police for help because they lost their handcuff key. Police arrive, present outstanding warrant for husband, and thank them for thoughtfully pre-handcuffing him
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman beats husband after discovering he planned to attempt an armed takeover of a federal wildlife sanctuary
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz' wife rants about how if elected her husband will "show this country the face of God" and how regardless of freedom of religion "the God of Christianity is the God of freedom"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney jumps on the Bundy occupation bandwagon with these new Star Wars, um ... pool toys?
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy band
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Animal Planet)
 
 
 
Is it Wrinkles' last roundup? Can Titan's bandwagon fill the stadium? Will Sarah MacLachlan traumatize us again this year? Find out when the puppies take the field for Puppy Bowl XII, 3 PM on Animal Planet
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Sat February 06, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Are you a singer with addictive tendencies and a penchant for flies in vasoline? If so, Stone Temple Pilots want you to lead them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, the Ramones upset music's applecart. Hey Ho Let's Go Indeed
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Going to a funeral. Weird: Your own funeral. Amusing: To confront your husband who hired hit men to kill you
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Thu February 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the husband cometh into his wives chamber, he must entertain her with all kind of dalliance, wanton behaviour, and allurements to venery
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone made a Deadpool red band trailer using nothing but Legos. You'll laugh, you'll cry, then you'll immediately Google where to get Deadpool Legos like I did because no mom, I'm not moving out of the basement so stop asking
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"The bill would prohibit Iowa's three state universities to cooperate with Stanford University until school officials publicly apologize to Iowans for mocking the state with a cow by the marching band during the Rose Bowl." Iowans can't take a joke
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Wed February 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Title for Adele's Next Album: 86
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BP posts biggest loss ever. It only made $196 million. Somebody strike up the tiny band of violins
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What has nine arms and just postponed its winter tour due to illness?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For quite some time, my best friend has joked that she and I should leave our husbands, run away together, and just spend the rest of our lives together. As a couple. I think she's in love with me. What should I do?"
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember when Ted Cruz's wife Heidi tweeted how wonderful is was to meet so many Iowans while her husband is on the campaign trail? Yeah, about that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fireworks, carnival rides, a marching band, a flyover by military aircraft, and a giant circus with baby elephants, white tigers, jugglers, acrobats and clowns. Indiana state bicentennial celebration? Nope, just Mariah Carey's wedding plan
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Teamrock Classic)
 
 
 
Original Jefferson Airplane vocalist Signe Toly Anderson dead at 74. Jefferson Airplane death trifecta in play
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For this week's episode, SMHMC takes you to Hell. Literally, as that's the name of the band fronted by an actor and having top metal producer Andy Sneap as a member
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The twelve most essential Jefferson Airplane songs. And, since it's the Airplane-era, you won't get their most essential song, We Built This City. Because, truly, Jefferson Airplane did indeed erect a foundation on rock and roll
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
2016 continues to take its toll on the entertainment world
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the low, low price of $2500, you too can buy a Guns 'n' Roses VIP package that doesn't include meeting the band. Bargain
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When my daughter screams, I hear the sweet sound of Jesus
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Mon January 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's the best American Rock Band? Or who....whichever
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