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199 headlines found matching 'band'
Wed February 22, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Fordlandia in the jungle and match it with an abandoned English-owned train station from the 19th century
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 15-year-old recently came out to me as bisexual, saying she prefers girls. My husband and I are supportive but wonder about dating rules; she has a girlfriend and has sleepovers with lots of friends. Do we handle it differently?"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
When Nintendo dug in its heels in the early '90s and refused to abandon cartridges for optical discs like every other game system, people mocked them. Twenty years later, they look like geniuses for knowing that carts will never rot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Superb Owl halftime shows didn't always feature mega stars like Beyonce and GaGa. Here's the Superb Owl XIV halftime show featuring an 'Up With People' tribute to the big band era
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Funky drummer gets even funkier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of the last remaining "homes of the future" from a doomed experiment to convince people to live in a house made from expanded polyurethane foam found rotting abandoned in a swamp in exactly the place you'd expect (pics)
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you abandoned more than a thousand day-old chicks around Crowland, near Peterborough then the RSCPA would like a word with you, you cheep bas*ard
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Husband and wife members of Russian parliament defect to Ukraine, threaten to blow whistle on Putin machine's inner workings. No word yet on how much polonium FSB plans to use on them
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study finds the tune that the Cantina Band plays in A New Hope has been named as the track music-streaming Australians are most likely to make love to. Next up: Brits prefer doing the nasty with Yakety Sax in the background
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For second straight year, Arizona Cardinals will be kicked out of Glendale stadium during training camp due to conflict with washed-up rock band. Metallica this year, GnR last year
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indie music stars are banding together to help refugees with a music project whose motto is "Don't be like Bono"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Grateful Dead will finally officially release their legendary 5/8/77 Cornell show, including 5/5 New Haven, CT, 5/7/ Boston, and 5/9 Buffalo; these shows are described by some as the 4 best consecutive shows the band ever performed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has one daughter. She has had miscarriages and a stillbirth. Her husband says he feels he has no wife as she only wants to have sex when ovulating and she's raising money on Facebook for fertility treatments. What do we do?"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
PSA: When donating a shirt to Goodwill make damn sure it wasn't the shirt where your husband was hiding $8000 in cash
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Are you a nobody that desperately wants VIP access to your favorite band? Just edit the band's Wiki page to claim you're the lead singer's cousin, and offer it as "proof" to security goons. BRILLIANT
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It can be tough to tell sometimes whether a reporter has quit or been fired, but when the TV station sends out a release saying the guy left "to pursue other opportunities", and the 'opportunity' is a Tom Petty tribute band, yeah: shiatcanned
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
North Dakota politician opposes ending the state's "blue laws" prohibiting booze sales on Sunday mornings because "wives should make their husbands breakfast in bed"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Grammy house band plays Metallica song when Megadeth wins award
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Sat February 11, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Devojis
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth wanted to ruin your weekend so they released All Star's original handwritten lyrics
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Tue February 07, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Suicide Silence fans hurl worst possible insult at band's new sound: Nickelback is heavier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Falcons faithful #RiseUp....and get off the bandwagon as about seven fans show up to greet the returning team at the airport following their Super Bowl chokejob for the ages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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Mon February 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Barbie bandit" at large
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Fri February 03, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode unveil their new single. Don't call it a comeback; they never left
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Tue January 31, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Naked pastor fled married woman's armed husband." Some headlines need no improvement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 4 weeks, more than a third of Americans have now abandoned their 'New Year, new workout' resolutions. Anyone want to buy a gym membership? Cheap
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queens of the Stone Age label Donald Trump a "barf inducing, fascist, clown penis"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Narrative.ly)
 
 
 
It's 10pm: Do you know where your husband's sperm is?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A band finally releases an album in a gimmicky way that we can all get behind
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Sat January 28, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although it's a cool band name, Dessert Without Bees is actually pretty depressing
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
3D printed sex organs to help the blind learn about sexual health. 3D printed sex organs also the name of subby's band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is abandoning America's principles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy in rock band admits to using his relative fame to get laid. Really slow news day
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah yeah. We all hate Nickleback and rightfully so but they should be #11 on your list behind these "artists"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
So, 2017 seems to be determined to out-perform 2016
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Tragically Hip announce first sold-out arena show of 2017
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Weirdo: "I'm best friends with my husband's ex - just don't call me weird"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Carolina legislator's wife gets her cellphone stolen during a bloody assault in front of her children. Luckily, she had an Apple Watch and proceeded to call for help. Did we mention that the husband was the perp?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Volkswagen is bringing the band back together to make a modern VW microbus
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You're arguing with your 12-year-old son over the shoes he wants to wear to school. Do you: A) Stick to your guns B) Let him wear the shoes he wants. C) Abandoned him on the side of the highway. "What am I supposed to do? Be late for work?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gonna be a long week. Some AC/DC played by a Spanish bagpipe band? Yeah, that'll help get me going, sure
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Lawmaker bills Alaska $20,000 to ship a washer and a dryer, a piano, four air compressors, building supplies, enlarger parts, a band saw, a basketball backboard, lawn chairs, four weight benches, three fans and three vacuums to his rural home
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned bridge...or BEST DIVING BOARD EVER
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Mike Pence upset and let down at the 200,000 husbands and fathers who allowed their women and girls march in protest
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Sports Business Daily)
 
 
 
More crackers are abandoning NASCAR as Nabisco ends their official sponsorship of the sport
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "A Maine high school band has driven two Portland politicians to socialism"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The mystery behind the keyboard-playing on "Oh You Pretty Things" has been revealed; Rick Wakeman confirms he did it as Bowie kept botching it and asked for an assist
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Mon January 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Out of respect for the Boss, the B-Street band backs out of Trump inauguration gala
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I had drunken sex with two of my exes because I want a baby and was annoyed that my current husband's seed could find no purchase. I don't know what I was thinking of, and feel very guilty about my escapades. What should I do?
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Guitar virtuoso Lindsey Buckingham and songbird Christine McVie go their own way from Stevie Nicks, plot duets album featuring Mick Fleetwood and John McVie
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Sat January 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Want to help the FBI catch DB Cooper?. Are you good at puzzles? Well then here is a clip-on tie and 100,000 new clues
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle is thinking about abandoning giant chickens. Less fights are expected as a result
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This band spent the last two years creating a music video on a dot matrix printer
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Fri January 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Article asks the obvious question: 'why people hate U2 so much?'
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Can't get the E Street Band to play your inauguration because they hate you? No worries, the B Street Band is waiting in the wings and likes money
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Here's your Throwback Thursday question: Which hair band from the 1980s is the most stereotypical of hair bands? Which song from that genre most fits this classic rock?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a timelapse of new Rays outfielder Colby Rasmus' amazing hair. Baseball star or a guy hanging outside a Led Zeppelin cover band concert?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Flaming Load of Muffins' is: A) Garage band. B) Backstage at a Aerosmith concert. C) A wreck on Montreal's South Shore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepdaughter hates me. I married her father after her mother died. Now she wants me to watch her two young kids as she goes back to work. My husband thinks she is trying; I think she wants free child care. What do I do?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suns trolled Cavalier fans attending Sunday's Cavs @ Suns game with "Bandwagon Cam"; fans wearing Cavs gear were shown with captions such as "lifelong Cavs fan since 2014", "never been to Cleveland", "do you even know where Cleveland is?"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin whines about hacking 'witch hunt', apparently upset he can't find a girl band to jail or a reporter to kill over it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Buzzcocks re-release original vinyl ep - 40 years later. Subby feels old, remembers buying original when it came out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts suggest solving nation's housing crisis by repurposing and renovating abandoned office space as affordable apartments. Just don't touch the red stapler
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Sat January 07, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Boondoggle n \ˈbün-ˌdä-gəl, -ˌdo-\ 1: a braided cord worn by Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide, hatband, or ornament 2: a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
This alcohol-sensing wristband will not only tell you exactly how drunk you are, but you can link it with your phone so everyone can watch as you go for the record
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 32, married with two kids, and feel as if it's time to ditch my cellphone because I hate it. I have no need for it but my husband thinks if I am kidnapped or abducted by aliens I'll never be rescued. Why do I need a cellphone?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA animation shows accurate look at the path of this summer's once in a lifetime coast-to-coast solar eclipse
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nancy Sinatra confirms her dad would never have performed at Trump's inauguration because he had standards
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OSHA finds faults with the lack of PPE, thumb jerky, firing employee attempting to dial 911
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mom sheds 100 pounds to get back at cheating husband, discovers looking hot is the best revenge
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge denies bond to man who kidnapped estranged wife, who married him after 1st husband was declared dead after he bought life insurance policy from 2nd husband, then disappeared on duck hunt. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Florida"
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson, husband Jar-Jar welcome son Eissa Al Mana
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Band you've never heard of denies they're playing Coachella despite being on the list
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jello Biafra, of new band The Dead Trumps, can't believe Trump won and believes punk still matters. Hey, we all have our delusions
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Mon January 02, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's family continues to fret over the ownership of his most priceless guitar
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Sat December 31, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
RATT part of concert canceled over band name dispute; Night Ranger forced to take stage alone. In other news, RATT still tours round and round as two separate bands
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for ten years; my husband and I have always been mismatched sexually, and we may have sex once a year. I don't want a divorce, but I need to have sex. Can I have sex with a friend? Or will that be cheating?"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Bumblebee numbers hit by 'unsettled decade'" Don't remember the band, but maybe the music just sucks
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Surfing teen wears a shark-repelling armband device for the first time. Guess what happens next
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When you think of a great southern rock band, whom do you think of?
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Senators reassure wary Baltic nations that the U.S. won't abandon NATO once our raspy president also rips his shirt off and wrestles a Russian bear with his little hands
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Daft Punk get their first-ever number one in the US
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Husband saves drowning dog. Then wife saves husband who's saving the drowning dog. Then a lifeboat saves the wife who's saving the husband who's saving the drowning dog
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romania rejects leftist female Muslim prime minister with Syrian husband and ties to corruption. In related news, apparently there is alt-Right fanfic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN doubles down on their 2016 efforts to rebrand as "Constantly Not News" by starting off the new year with an entire hour dedicated to the history of the band Chicago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fine. I'll build my own last mile. With broadband and hookers. In fact, forget the hookers
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Sun December 25, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Arctic Monkeys have reunited and are recording a new album, much to the delight of no one
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the final day of Christmas, Ridley Scott gave to me...a chestburster birth scene with screams. (Red Band trailer, Not safe for work)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1941, Bing Crosby introduces the world to a brand new Irving Berlin song, prompting future sales of a mere 100 million copies
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tipster Who Recognized 'Burrito Bandit' Rewarded with $5,000, complimentary hose-down
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's how The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl made the best Christmas song of all time: "'Fairytale of New York' is a drunken hymn for those with broken dreams and abandoned hopes"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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Wed December 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good news - the government has ruled that broadband internet is a basic service to all people of the nation, just like telephone service. Oh, I guess that's only good news if you're Canadian
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Invasive vaginal pat-down" sounds like a good band name or Fark handle, but it's not something you want from the TSA
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's time to freak out; Nile Rogers announces new Chic album
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Woman wins over $77k on scratch-off lottery ticket after husband dies of cancer. No word on what her third wish was
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Husband can't believe Zsa Zsa didn't make it to 100. He was going to make some real dough if that happened
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of Zsa Zsa Gabor, here are nine of her most outrageous quotes on marriage and divorce. One for each husband
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Terry Kath, the unknown rock guitarist who was better than Hendrix. Uh, no; but he was still pretty damn good
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Sat December 17, 2016
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A group of rebellious scientists achieved what NASA thought was impossible inside, of all places, an abandoned McDonald's" (pics)
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two cats abandoned in a dumpster overnight when the temperature was in the single digits are now safe and warm, just in time to enjoy Caturday
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Fri December 16, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mumford and Sons regret their crappy band name, still okay with their crappy music
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband refuses to seek counseling for his depression or bouts of anger; if I make a mistake I get lectured for hours. I paid a bill twice and can't sleep due to anticipating his reaction. I lie to him all the time. What do I do?"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
CBGB's 2nd awning goes @ auction for $30,000. Fark: 80's Arizona thrash punk band 'Jodie Foster's Army' reportedly stole the original
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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Wed December 14, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wedding day was a complete disaster after my drunken mother-in-law groped my uncle and said loudly that my husband could have done so much better than me. What should I do?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Advances in TV white space broadband technology have allowed disused TV channels to be repurposed as wireless internet connections"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Recidivist aggressive carpet cleaner" - rock band or defendant?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My husband needs a liver transplant, we only have insurance because of Obamacare, and we voted for Trump. In our defense, we didn't realize that when Republicans promised to 'get rid of Obamacare' that they meant 'get rid of Obamacare'
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And for today's weird jobs around the world: #409 - Guarding John Lennon's glasses in Cuba
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Revenue from online advertising: $76,082,000,000. Revenue from inventing everything from augmented reality glasses, venture capital investment, broadband internet, self-driving cars, AI, and a possible cure for death: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know about 'Hotel California'. Complete with autoplay video to make you hate the farkin' Eagles man
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck when you're a bank robber hoping to get a catchy nickname from the cops but instead you're known as the 'Packing Pigeon Bandit' because you walk with your toes facing inwards
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pop star you've never heard of, from a band you've never heard of, flying an airline you've never heard of, dies in a fiery plane crash near a place you've never heard of
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Minim music maker by Livid instruments. That's also the name of my Rammstein cover band. (Sponsored Link)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters have just released a super-catchy song to stop you burning your house down while drunk
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Tue December 06, 2016
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Here's Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody re-imagined as a violent crime drama
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The price to hop aboard the Cubs bandwagon just went up 20%
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(AP)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't nag your husband to kill himself when he's the one with the gun
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Sun December 04, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels remainder of his US tour, ranks his audiences, remains pretentious
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jill Stein's abandonment of the Pennsylvania turns out to have been a tactical retreat
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Sat December 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duran Duran lose the copyright battle for ownership of their songs after a High Court ruled record labels owned everything on three of the band's first albums
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones' new blues album took just three days to record. And most of that was just getting the car battery up to Keith Richards' room each morning to shock him back to life
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can give your tree that dash of French techno-robot élan it so desperately needs this holiday season with these Daft Punk Christmas ornaments
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Just when you think 2016 can't get any more depressing, Liam Gallagher says he is "making progress" on his solo album
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC explores limited public access to one of the more creepy abandoned islands that dot the city
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
♫ Hey hey, they're retiring ♫
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Thu December 01, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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Wed November 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The story of Bandai's Stadium Events, the craptacular NES game that become the most valuable video game cartridge ever
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Congress abandons gender equality
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One man band does the best "Super Mario World" music and sound effects cover
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to set up nationalist populist political arm. Perhaps they could wear an armband to show their affiliation?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don Henley: "The Eagles are done - it was always Glenn Frey's band"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rare 17th-century map discovered stuffed up abandoned chimney "as a makeshift draught excluder," rescued by team of restorers
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And then there's the case of a woman who is allergic to virtually everything ... including her husband
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New bio of Lemmy explains how he dealt with being fired from Hawkwind: "I farked all the band's old ladies. Alan Powell has never forgiven me. And I hope he never will"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx says there is "no chance" of a new Mötley Crüe album
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Upon realizing some people were rather glad Fidel Castro snuffed it, 2016 gets back to work and takes old-school guitar legend Al Caiola
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is in a romantic mood and is looking for the best songs about love. SMMC's spouse suggested "Love Stinks" by J. Geils Band, which is a bit...awkward
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Do NOT drive drunk. I will find you. I will arrest you. I will make you listen to One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns N Roses announce more reunion tour dates in their unending effort to bring all of America to their knees SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shoppers band together to defend a woman wearing a hijab against a racist attack
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scary Spice was the only one in the band who didn't wannabe Robbie Williams's lover
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
R.E.M. reflect on their groundbreaking "Out of Time" LP released 25 years ago
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In its quest to become the World's leading provider of vaporware, Apple, Inc. abandons yet another product division
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus abandons reality, says the proposed Muslim registry is "not based on religion"
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI seek 'The Spelling Bee Bandit,' known for writing "robery" on a withdrawal slip and handing it to the teller. Authorities caution the public that he may be carrying a gub
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Memory Care facility residents who are in need of around-the-clock care take over the task of caring for tiny abandoned kittens who are also in need of around-the-clock care. What goes around, comes around - especially on Caturday
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer claims retro-soul queen Sharon Jones at just 60. What have you done, 2016?
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vince Neil to play Trump inauguration; Obamacare to be replaced by Dr. Feelgood
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Metallica's entire catalog is available on Napster. You posted this with a better headline on your Myspace page
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the husband and cheating wife drone wars have
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Lena Headey is in a nasty court fight with her ex-husband over custody of her son. Just a tip for the ex? if she shows up in court in an all black dress, RUN
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Wed November 16, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Death Cab for Cutie say their "concerts" will be a "safe space" in this hate-filled Trump world. Presumably it will just be one gigantic nap
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Soul Patch Bandit' robs another bank, seen on the run with 'Landing Strip Lizzie'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My marriage ended after my husband had a two year affair with my protégé. She got pregnant. My ex drove drunk and ended up crashing into a semi; she lost the baby. I heard this and was happy. Is that wrong? What's schadenfreude?"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor tells grieving husband his wife suffered a miscarriage because of his porn addiction
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Wife brings wrench to fight. Husband brings sword. Wife wins (with mugshot)
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Newly launched high resolution satellite can tell the make of a car from 400 miles up. Which is really not that difficult, since 9 times out of 10 an abandoned vehicle on the side of the road is a Chrysler
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump wants her ex-husband to make her ambassador to the Czech Republic. That's the joke, or not
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney didn't die 50 years ago
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in the '60s, abandoned in the '90s, explored by a photographer in '16, behold Italian architect Giuseppe Perugini's Casa Sperimentale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band record cover, a new version is created in a tribute to the long list of celebrities who have died this year
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(Leon Russell's Official Site)
 
 
 
2016 isn't quite done assembling the celestial band. Blues-rock legend Leon Russell dead at 74
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for that great unknown singer or band that should be a lot more well known. (Link goes to subby's favorite, who even has Unknown in his name)
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
The world's biggest Rush fan is... actually pretty normal
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hear a song from Angels coach Scott Radinsky's veteran punk band Pulley, now in their 20th year. Pitcher, coach, punk singer, Scott Radinsky has done it all
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Sneakier than a greased up gnome, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Mordheim: City of the Damned as an Undead warband? Catching up on some old favourites? Working your way through your queue? Let us know
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Thu November 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ohio State Marching Band's amazing halftime show gives epic superheroes a whole new life
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich explains why the white working class abandoned the Democratic Party in favor of the Orange menace
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a grocery store clerk told a responding officer that he was a "vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A Ned Flanders-inspired metal band that will damn you to 'Donut Hell'
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Tue November 08, 2016
(One America News Network)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting six years for another full 'Take That' reunion, your ship maybe possibly has come in
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There's too much election coverage going on so here's GWAR covering Boston and AC/DC
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man loses wedding band in garden, finds it three years later after it has grown an extra carrot
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nick Mason says even people who hate Pink Floyd should buy the band's massive new boxed set: "If you can carry it up and down stairs, you'll find it does you a world of good. It's a cardiovascular workout in a box. Like granola, but bigger"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pub band
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While Podesta's hacked email failed to dent Clinton in any real way, it's safe to say it has ended the career of longtime Clinton aide Doug Band, who called Chelsea Clinton a "spoiled brat" and accused her husband of impropriety in leaked emails
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara comes face to face with a band of thieves armed with lasers. No word if she'll use her super cold breath to freeze them. (CW 8PM ET)
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Sun November 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The late, great Glenn Frey of America's greatest band, The Eagles, would have been 68 today, but he was a victim of 2016's unquenchable bloodlust. Here's a 1977 live performance of Take It Easy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm trying to guess which famous rock band from the '60s and '70s is reuniting, but you really got me
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Sat November 05, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mr. Robot will portray Freddie Mercury
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
There are neighbors, noisy neighbors, and then there's having Bob Dylan living below you
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Thu November 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Husband reunites with wife who stabbed him after she got out of prison
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finally, Texas could enter the 19th century and abandon mandatory science fiction creation stories in school
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi thinks there is a conspiracy to keep him out of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, sure, it's a conspiracy, riiiight
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Thu October 27, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Wife buys scratch-off to teach husband lottery is a waste of money, wins $1 million. Husband seen researching community property laws
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Wed October 26, 2016
(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
Abba to reunite for 2018 shows That's like... ~takes off shoes~.. more than five shows a day for a year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I traveled with our 3-month-old to visit his family; we went to lunch and my baby was hungry so I discreetly began to nurse. My mother-in-law freaked out and threw a car seat canopy over me. Isn't that an overreaction?"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale's husband loses his mind, files for divorce
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is not like her husband, she doesn't like the thrill of campaigning or going out and stumping for a candidate. Then Donald "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" Trump showed up, and the game changed entirely
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Oasis couldn't tell crystal meth from coke and other things you can learn from the new 'Supersonic' documentary
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Scottish island for sale. 760 acres includes stone schoolhouse, 9 cottages, post office and broadband service. Only $2.3 million. Too expensive? How about 1/3 of the island (with the best beach) for $523,000?
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