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179 headlines found matching 'band'
Mon November 20, 2017
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How to cook Thanksgiving dinner in a microwave. Step one: abandon all pretense of shame or dignity
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Say what you like about 80's hair bands, this band created the genre; and they rocked. Re-introducing Hanoi Rocks
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bassist for Five Finger Death Punch says 'It's Hard To Write A Hit Song,' primarily because you play in the band Five Finger Death Punch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To all of you jumping on the bandwagon to bring down Al Franken, just take a moment to remember that this man was one of the founding writers of Saturday Night Live. So before you judge him, take a look back at that time of his life and ... uh oh
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what musicians or bands will still be relevant 100 years from now. How about 500 years? Pull out your crystal balls
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Miami residents jump on The U bandwagon, watch Hurricanes' demolition of Notre Dame more than they watched Dolphins or Heat
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over. In other news, Sean Hannity is on the verge of abandoning Roy Moore
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this abandoned control room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman ODs from snorting heroin to prevent police from finding it while responding to her husband ODing on heroin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I are devout atheists; my in-laws are staunch Baptists; calling to discuss salvation, sending cards with bible verses. They don't respect our religious preference. Nothing we say works; how can we get them to back off?"
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Young people are fleeing rural areas because the broadband connections are so terrible
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Emotional Support Squirrel is the name of my indie band
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Fri November 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman meets man wearing dead husband's face. Maybe next time just wear a skirt, you weirdo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youtube is delivering weird children's characters fetish-laden videos created to capitalize on parents who abandon their kids in front of youtube for long periods of time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rat abandons sinking ship
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
America's greatest rock band shares a live, never-before released performance of New Kid in Town from their 1976 tour
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Midnight Oil concert cut short after guitarist slips and tears hamstring on stage, regrets not touring with Tony Orlando and Dawn
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Some Earther)
 
 
 
Thousands of abandoned railroad cars are decaying in our forest preserves
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Tue November 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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Mon November 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
...and the latest reason to support abandoning seasonal time changes: An increase in the amount of drowsy drivers. OH NOES THEY'RE SLEEPY FROM THE TIME CHANGE
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians abandoning the Evangelical label because it's become synonymous with conservatives who call themselves Christians but follow none of the tenets of the religion
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Melting quarks could produce 10 times the energy of nuclear fusion, be great band name
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Remember that time when you tried to poison your husband, but accidentally killed 17 members of his family instead? Yeah, that was awkward
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband is very sweet to me, our families, and service people. But a bicyclist who runs a stop sign, a driver who cut him off, or a teen who bumps him? He's a complete dick. Did I marry an asshole? How do I make him calm down?"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine says he isn't a "Political Songwriter." Has apparently never read his own lyrics
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fox gets on the Radiohead hating bandwagon, the ten year-old bandwagon. Don't know why they bother as their 900 year-old audience thinks the Beatles is the latest thing
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a strange coincidence that could only happen on Fark, 'Bathrobe Man Cave Sex' is also the name of subby's Jonas Brothers cover band
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With Halloween almost upon us, please remember to stock up on bandages before attempting this with your favorite feline on Caturday
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Ok, which one of you Farkers is messing with the electronic road signs in Queens?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On the same day that Jeff Flake abandoned the bad ship GOP, the Pew Research Center released a 152-page report on the nation's political typology which reveals that the GOP civil war is bigger than Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to bring my ex-boyfriend whom I'm friendly with to help a friend clean out her home after her husband died. He wound up absconding with lots of electronics; he was not given a promised TV so he yelled at me. Did I fark up?"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DARPA created a headband that makes you smarter. The first thing you do when you turn it on is you stop reading The Daily Mail
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Remember the Band of Brothers episode that made us all cry
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Try quickly typing 1+2+3 into the iOS 11 calculator app. If you don't get 6, you're using it wrong and you fail to appreciate just how much effort Jony Ive and his band of UX professionals put into making the keypress animations so agonizingly slow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yesterday, it was Depeche Mode. Today's transportation woes caused by a Flock of Seagulls. 80's bands trifecta in play
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annie Leibovitz did many things, but the greatest of all might have been sleeping with every single member of America's greatest rock band
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
La David Johnson's widow wrote letter denouncing Rep. Frederica Wilson using her husband for political purposes. Either that, or the right-wing fake news folks wrote it. Difficulty: timestamp on letter
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling nostalgic for a simpler time of skinny ties, Members Only jackets, checkered Vans and synth-heavy music. This week we're looking for the best of New Wave as we remember the '80s
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Abandon all dreams of justice for DS2, Mueller is blowing it. Bigly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, plane carrying members of Lynyrd Skynyrd crashed, killing several band members and crew and almost killing off 'Southern rock'. So. Very. Close
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently Mark Hamill has gone over to the dark side of the Force, now claims Luke Skywalker "was always the villain" in Star Wars
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Thu October 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher reveals his favorite songs from his favorite bands; the list includes The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Blur, The La's, and--wait, what?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today, when the markets were in disarray. Every trader had a certain style, but Black Monday took away their smiles. So may I introduce to you, the act you've known for all these years: Sgt. Bloomberg's Lonely Hedge Fund Band
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Every day, thousands of Tennessee fans are abused, neglected, or abandoned. With your help, they can get a second chance
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the Congresswoman who overheard Trump's insensitive, deplorable comments to the widow whose husband was killed in Niger should be ignored because of her hat
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump about his call to the soldier's widow: "I never said that about her husband". Congresswoman who was sitting next to the widow and heard it all on speaker phone, "Actually"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
"You could predict how a show would go according to the drugs lined up on the back of the amps"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who doesn't want their own set of Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band members?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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Sun October 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We knew that, Mick
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
2017: it's not ALL bad
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. M has a problem. Her husband was falsely accused of groping teen girl on the train and only escaped prison time because two women eyewitnesses told police it wasn't him. She's still angry and depressed at nearly losing him. What should she do?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Nelly of rape drops criminal charges as if they were a month-old Band-Aid
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Thu October 12, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Looks like Muse are back in the studio as they keep trying to become a shadow of U2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen steps out with her husband. What happened to her face?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see a shark fin cruising in the pool while you swim. Do you A) Pull the fake fin off your joker husband, B) Run screaming from the pool or C) Grab the shark and carry it to the sea to release it? (Hint: Australia)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump gets on the Medicare for all bandwagon
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Mon October 09, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How a network of antifascist citizen-spies infiltrated and took down a band of Nazis in 1930s Los Angeles
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wife wants to make husband a sammich, but luckily there are feminists to prevent her from debasing herself like that
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Sat October 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Band-Aid comes off as Nelly claims rape allegations against him are "completely fabricated"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jesus Trifecta Complete
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coldplay breaks 10pm concert curfew at Levi Stadium. Locals seem more disturbed that Coldplay has as many wins as 49ers
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Me? Heart attack? Dream on
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tom Petty has finally gotten onto the cart
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It took thirteen years, but The Killers finally land a number one album
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has confirmed it will announce the nominees for the Class of 2018 on Thursday, Oct. 5. Some leading contenders are, J. Geils Band, LL Cool J and Nine Inch Nails
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this last unicorn (aka KCBlueGal's husband Joey from his hospital stay last night)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
England's loudest band will be heard
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you want two tickets to the Eddie Money reality show? Well, it's happening anyway
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
80s alt-rockers The Pixies set off smoke alarms during a concert in Portland, requiring EMS response
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mother has affair with daughter's husband. Then it gets Florida
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Shockingly, The Prophets of Rage don't care for Trump. They believe he may possibly be racist and also even, if you can believe it, kinda dumb. Not only that, but a bit of a narcissistic jerk-off. Well, they are the Prophets of Rage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in killer clown cold case. In 1990, she dressed as a clown and killed the wife of her future husband. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the big floppy shoe imprint on the body
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband won't believe our daughter is allergic to dogs; he wants a dog and lets her play with dogs. She sneezes, gets red eyes, and breaks into hives. Our extended family has dogs. How can I get my husband to see it's hurting her?"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith canceled a handful of tour dates as Steven Tyler recovers from a undisclosed "unexpected medical issues." Unnamed sources state that it had nothing to do with Steven looking closely into a mirror
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Tillman's wife kindly and eloquently asks that her husband's memory not be politicized, then adds to no one in particular to get his image off your Twitter feed you divisive orange-skinned shiatgibbon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
...nineties bands weren't terrible
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Sat September 23, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran thinks he has enough fans in the US to fill arenas
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guys, is your face wider and squarer than most men? Well, the good news is that women apparently find you more attractive. The bad news is that you're a lousy husband
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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Fri September 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan rips Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli a new one on diss track 'Lesson Learn'd'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There is no joy in Trumpworld right now," says one advisor, as the rats abandon ship
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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Wed September 20, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Defense Dept decision to abandon island in Azores could allow China to gain foothold in North Atlantic between US and Europe
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Bands were going way over their time. The Grateful Dead played for hours. I've always been angry at them for that. A 45-minute version of "Turn On Your Love Light," - I mean, please. I was pulling my hair out"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered my husband is hooking up with women he finds online. Our marriage is typical; problems with in-laws, careers, health. I am indifferent to his affair. I don't want to tell the kids. Why don't I care about his betrayal?"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
U2 cancels St. Louis show after promoters and officials determine there's no way Bono won't make things worse
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Diver stumbles upon undersea cache of explosive kamikaze motorboats. He identified them with help of contemporary flyers and band posters
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Screaming Hairy Armadillos: Not just subby's Limp Bizkit cover band, but also a great way to vicariously express your angst
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Top vice cop busted stealing money from evidence lockers. If only there were some organization out there where honest citizens could band together and police the community. Maybe call it Citizens On Patrol or something
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Fri September 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Infected Hairball, only coincidentally the name of my Def Leppard cover band, kills British teen
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
For some reason Spotify does not care for catalog of band 'Infant Annihilator'
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 645: "In Memoriam: Night Skies, Landscapes, & Abandoned Places." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I share custody of my daughter with my ex-husband, who physically and emotionally abused me. My daughter doesn't know and wasn't harmed by him. How do I teach my daughter about domestic violence without talking about her dad?"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pollster says Democrats' best option for 2020 is for one of its most popular figures to run for president. Her husband being an ex-president himself wouldn't hurt either
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason other than it's Van Morrison, here he is covering Count Basie's classic "Goin' to Chicago"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Members of "well-known" Polish metal band Decapitated were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping topless woman
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
We all have them, and we're all embarrassed to tell anyone. Until now. The Sunday Morning Music Club (group therapy edition) is looking for the bad bands that you actually like
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Papaya Salmonella is the name of my Ricky Martin tribute band
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(Fauquier)
 
 
 
Wife of Trump Organization's ethics attorney arrested for having a tryst with an inmate. Which makes sense, since clearly her husband is a figment of her imagination
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: For republicans Trump FINALLY crossed a line that may cause the party to abandon him. Fark: The unforgivable line Trump crossed was making a deal with the democrats
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Feds give security clearances to rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswogglers, etc.
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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Tue September 05, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The worst part about living in the dorms is when a stranger walks into your room and asks for a band-aid to cover his stab wound
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tasmanian genes helping to rebuild Victoria's bandicoots. No matter what else may happen, we get an awesome video game or cartoon character out of this
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I stopped yelling at my husband and now we have more sex" says totally not made up woman
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
While never critical darlings like 'Steely Dan' they did hire Frank Frazetta; Dave Hlubek, guitarist & co-founder of "Molly Hatchet" dies at 66
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Husband who swung his golf clubs too much no longer able to swing his penis after lonely wife slashes it off and flushes it down the loo (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
County secretary admits stealing exotic dancer fees because husband spends too much at Home Depot
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Fri September 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thousands of caterpillars band together to form into one large mass. Sounds like the plot of a horror movie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The EPA is launching an investigation into the fires at the Arkema chemical plant in Crosby, Texas. Trump to disband the EPA before the next explosion
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a medical condition that prevents me from driving, so my husband drives me everywhere and never complains. The problem is, he drives like a maniac, speeding and taking risks. He won't listen to my concerns. What do I do?"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga abandons Trump before our very eyes due to his tax reform about-face
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and thankfully we get along beautifully and are best friends. We have no kids. He thinks we should get a gun in the house; I think it's a dangerous overreaction. What do we do?"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Husband of woman who went missing at sea in the Bahamas during their honeymoon is arrested by FBI over the theft of rare gold and silver coins worth $100,000
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Maryland band goes quiet for "northern scum"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brand New tops the Billboard. I'm sure they're new but what's the name of the band? They're Brand New. I know they're new, I heard you the first time, but what's the name of what's the name of the band and who the fark is on second?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've gone full circle: Amazon will build a warehouse on the site of an abandoned, failed shopping mall
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Sat August 26, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Utah woman charged with poisoning her husband with eye drops. If she's convicted, it will be a clear case of blind justice
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America's best-prepared disaster response planning organization belongs to A) FEMA, B) Red Cross, or C) Waffle House. In other news, "Waffle House Jump Team" is the name of my Bloodhound Gang cover band
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coldplay cancels its show in Houston due to Hurricane Harvey. And some people were saying the storm would be a disaster
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Would you go to see a Peart-less Rush?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans send a mariachi band to troll Indiana Democratic Senator Joe Donnelly
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports pope Mike Francesa, upon being informed that naked pics are often taken to be sent to people on an internet: "Why? Why would you be transmitting naked photos of yourself? What is the point?"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Father John Misty writes a eulogy for the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't tell me how lucky I am to have a good husband
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The 100 lava lamps that compose the "Wall of Entropy" aren't just the inspiration for your new noisecore cover band, they're also how Cloudflare generates the random numbers that secure their HTTPS connections
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Grumpy Sloth)
 
 
 
The 5 worst things about being famous
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump tweeted about Chuck E. Cheese's plans to remove their animatronic bands?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered that my cousin's husband--a homophobic bigot who is wrong for her--posted photos of her having sex with another man on his Tumblr page. Should I tell my cousin these photos are online, or just leave well enough alone?"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Business leaders have abandoned Trump, what about Evangelical leaders?
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Wed August 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Belle and Sebastian forget the least-essential part of their band before a gig
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember how Donald Trump tweeted that he is disbanding his Manufacturing Council? As it turns out, the Manufacturing Council had already voted to disband before Donald put out that tweet
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, Flaming CN Tower Antenna is the name of my Rush tribute band
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest chief executive to abandon Trump's CEO councils is Donald Trump
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BFF's husband of 15 years recently came out as transgender and plans on living as a woman. She can't cope well, also upset over eventually losing family if she stays. I listen to her cry but have no clue what to say. How can I help or not?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon Eclipse Festival to feature so many electronica bands, you'll barely remember you were supposed to be there for the eclipse
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's plan to sell her irritating husband on Facebook backfires spectacularly
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
New study says sex burns an average of 100 calories. It could even be more depending on how far her husband chases you when he comes home early from work
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you abandon your car in a traffic jam and start walking through a tunnel, the only thing you're guilty of is trespassing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wississippi: This Foxconn deal will put us even further into debt. Cross-Eyed Bandit: I know, but I will personally benefit from it, so IDGAF
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Is President Trump preparing to abandon the Republican Party after his latest fight with Mitch McConnell?
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'One of the nastiest sea creatures to have ever inhabited the Earth' has been named after Motorhead frontman Lemmy
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned solarium
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Pretty solid who-farted-y'all mugshot after mom abandons kid with special needs in woods
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
This one time? At Band Camp? 8,000 texts involving content of a "sexual nature" and other topics? Probably not recipes
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Armless archer' - new comic book super hero, great band name, or euphemism?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
'Disc golf sucker punch' is the subject of this article, and the name of my new punk band
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was the maid of honor at my best friend's wedding. Her husband was outraged over a comment, they fought, she yelled, and I ruined the wedding. I had no idea that would happen. She forgave me, but I'm worried he never will. What do?"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump woos people, rips them off, then abandons them. Oh really? Trump's a con man? No, say it ain't so. When does the Trump cult wake the fark up is the only real question
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Sat August 05, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Starbucks Korea slammed by netizens for "bias" after tweeting cold-brew coffee pic with parody lyrics of popular K-pop boy band, apparently because Starbucks Korea's social media manager snubbed 9,960 less popular K-pop boy bands
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
DC's legendary punk label Dischord Records, which is home to bands like Fugazi and Minor Threat, just made its entire music catalog free to stream online
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Dennis DeYoung wants to get the band back together one last time. Styx reunion degree-of-difficulty: Members haven't talked since the 90s
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher apologizes for canceling his Lollapalooza set after twenty minutes. In the US, we call him an asshole for doing that; in the UK they call him a quiet batf*cking tw*t
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lauren Conrad's husband has never really been attracted to Lauren Conrad until she became a mom. Not sure why that is
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The secret Apple products that never saw the light of day, including a Turanga Leela style wrist band
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Impersonate Trump while singing in a British punk band on tour in Germany, and then try to go to the USA? You better believe that's a deporting. Where is your First Amendment God now? (Complete with video of Punk Trump)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Even the trumpers are now abandoning Donald Trump. But do go on and tell us once again how the GOP won't impeach "one of their own"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night, and then the murders began. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "OMG I'm late and have to make up something fast" edition
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How to make a Frosé, this summer's trendy drink, at home. Step one: Abandon all self respect
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Rebel supernova from heavy metal galaxy" is surprisingly not just the name of your dad's buddy's hair metal cover band
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You ever love a band so much you get a hammer stuck in your mouth?
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Cover bands
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that there's plenty of broadband* competition in the U.S., so ISP regulations are unnecessary. (*as long as you use the early-2000s definition)
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Now the story of a band of Jedis who lost everything, and the one smuggler who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Arrested Rebellion
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fred Durst says if it weren't for Linkin' Park, Limp Bizkit would have just been another crap rock n roll act, not the cutting edge, landmark, brilliant, musical trailblazer they are today
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP Motown's Bobby Taylor, the man who discovered the Jackson 5, could hit more notes than Patti LaBelle, met 3 presidents and had illustrious backing band members such as Tommy Chong on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on bass
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