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125 headlines found matching 'band'
Wed May 06, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
Naked, driving the wrong way on a freeway and leaving your (also naked) husband and kid at a rest stop is no way to go through life, lady
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(24)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts say 'broadband rationing' could soon be necessary, so don't be afraid to start stockpiling it now
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(37)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grieving mama cat who lost all three babies matched with three abandoned kittens just in time for Caturday
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(882)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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(13)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The very first Air Force One is rotting away in the desert, abandoned and plundered by Jawas
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(49)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University band instructor for THE Ohio State University band charged with THE kidnapping, THE sexual assault, and THE rape
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(74)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Flash, Barry, Caitlin, Joe, and Cisco set a trap for Wells but this could have fatal consequences for Cisco. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson gets the band back together (ABC 9ET)
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(485)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Iranian navy has seized a U.S. cargo ship and taken it to Bandar Abbas, although details are a little sheiky
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The best-case scenario is that [Russell] Brand was hosting some sort of depraved sex party, and that [Ed] Miliband had gone along to strap himself to a rotating plinth and act as a kind of fleshy, fluid-covered centrepiece"
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(19)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Who said "if booze makes your husband gay for one night and he accidentally bangs some guy it's really not a big deal"? Was it C) Pat Roberson? What the?
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(188)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A UKIP election candidate has claimed being an 'arse bandit' was nothing to be proud of after a Gay Pride march"
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(21)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx: "Bands need to sign retirement contracts like we did"
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Wheeler explains he was only wearing a dingo disguise to trick the broadband industry
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(22)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th bjirthday to ABBA's Björn Ulvaeus, bjorn on this day in 1945. Here's the band's classic Waterloo
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ex husband Kris Humphries posts he's "glad he got out when he did." He must be some kind of Wizard
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(50)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish flute band charged with playing racist tune outside Catholic Church. Defense plays Sloop John B and "Screw the Ocampa" in court in reply
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(49)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Reductress)
 
 
 
"When my daughter is born next month, [we will] immediately pierce her tongue. My husband and I are devout Juggalos, and we want to raise our daughter to whoop-whoop with the rest of the family"
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(103)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Biden makes surprise call to Iowa woman's husband from her phone, which was just a crafty way of getting her number
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(19)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The biggest problem at Coachella this year was: A) Rampant drug use; B) Shiatty bands; C) Hundreds of fake IDs
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(25)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
Meet Cardio Brisket, a calf that was born with a heart defect. Hey, Cardio Brisket alone sounds like a good band name
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(34)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana taxes finally start helping schools: "We have been putting Band-Aids on schools that really need to be rebuilt. To receive $40 million per year in marijuana taxes would provide more than just new roofs and boilers"
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(225)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Because of course the San Antonio Spurs would create their own '80s band called Spuran Spuran
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(15)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad definitely has a Deathstroke, possibly also has a metal band from Iowa
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(38)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hipster lullaby musicians Mumford and Sons are upset Jay-Z didn't ask them to join his new streaming service, says they "wouldn't have joined anyway" because the "smaller bands should get paid more than the famous acts." Keep strumming that banjo
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(36)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Thu April 09, 2015
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds' 1977 Bandit Trans Am to be auctioned off to the highest bidding sumbiatch
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(57)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cross-dressing 'Mrs. Doubtfire Bandit' wanted for bank robbery. The ghost of Robin Williams unavailable for comment
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(16)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. cities take a hint from Russia, begin installing fake windows to make abandoned houses look better
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I recently read my late husband's diary. Is the bigger concern that it is mostly about his old girlfriend, thought of her while making love, and wondered what our kids would look like with her, or that I married a man with a diary?
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bakery bandit passes on cookies, demands the dough
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(8)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge allows woman to unfriend and unmarry husband on Facebook
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(67)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
For this Easter morning SHMHC, Christian Prog/Thrash band Tourniquet tells the story of The Skeezix Dilemma: The Improbable Testimony of the Pipsisewah
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(21)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After realizing how much money they stood to lose, rock band Wilco reverses its decision to boycott an upcoming Indiana concert
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(50)
 
(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
To be fair, who hasn't slit their husband's throat and claimed they were dreaming of filleting fish?
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Space War)
 
 
 
Norway's panties are in a wad after they find Russian warships docked at a crucial abandoned NATO base. Fark: A base they sold to Russia. Fark Double Dumbass: After a failed sale on eBay
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(10)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's take a look inside this old abandoned toy shop? *Jackpot* A treasure trove of Star Wars, Barbies and Action Man collectibles
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(47)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
INXS guitarist loses finger in boating accident, raising fears the band will never record or tour again
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(46)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cribs claim "old school dinosaur bands" have kept them from becoming a bigger band. When reached for comment, actual musicians said "Who the f*ck are The Cribs?"
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife puts cheating husband on lifelong sex ban but still lives with him: "I might not want Kev, but I don't want anyone else to have him either"
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Wed April 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New report says that when it comes to worldwide broadband speed the U.S. is still chugging along in the slow lane
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Avengers once fought with (and later against) the Church of Scientology. Of course it was when Marvel was nearly bankrupt and the CoS was named The Triunes, which is Aquaman's band that covers Bohemian Rhapsody for competitive musical chairs
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Sun March 29, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Not so long ago, Rainbow Court mobile home park was a peaceful, pleasant community of senior citizens. Today it is a Mad Max, dystopian landscape of broken and abandoned trailers"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's most famous drum break was recorded in 1969 for song you've never heard by band you barely remember, and surviving members are pissed they don't get royalties from samplers who reused it in 1,500 songs
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(74)
 
(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
"Every one of them deserves a bowl of food and a blanket to sleep on." Woman single-handedly cares for almost 350 abandoned and feral cats. Please give her a very warm welcome to Caturday
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Yemeni president flees as Yemeni rebels take base abandoned by US Special Forces. Yemen has a president? The hell you say
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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Tue March 24, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For everyone who was wondering about the family involved in a deadly brawl this past weekend in the parking lot of an Arizona Walmart, it turns out they were all part of a traveling street band from Idaho
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Sun March 22, 2015
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
A woman gets caught in rip tide. Husband tries to save her and is caught too. Then: A Bernese mountain dog named Nico jumps in
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Sat March 21, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Finland isn't just known as the country with the highest number of saunas and heavy metal bands per capita, its future is to be the world's server central"
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(16)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Obama may be buying the Hawaiian mansion where Magnum PI was filmed. Vice President Biden looking into whether it is more cost effective to buy a Bandit car or KITT
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(73)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CBS soap opera reveals one of its characters is transgender. Which was a complete surprise to the character's three ex-husbands, six lovers and evil twin
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(27)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset at changes to a law that grants some autonomy to their region, Ukrainian separatists threaten to abandon the cease-fire agreement that up until now they have merely been ignoring
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(15)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman charged with murdering husband while children were at home. Back in my day, Mom would make us go outside to play before murdering people
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(14)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Iceland abandons plans to join the EU, and holy mackerel is their justification fishy
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(109)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Ringo Starr cancels concerts due to illness, depriving fans of seeing the latest, greatest iteration of the All Starr Band
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(39)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Freedom isn't free. Especially if you're illegally squatting on an abandoned military base that the government wants to sell
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(103)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The greatest band touring today announces massive spring and summer tour
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(101)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shania Twain reveals that she married her former husband's mistress' ex. Says all is fine 'cause never the twain shall meet
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(66)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon, Apple, AT&T, Cablevision, Cisco, Comcast, Cox, DirecTV, Dropbox, eBay, EA, Facebook, Google, Groupon, HP, Intel, Intuit, Microsoft, Orbitz, Pandora, Qualcomm, Twitter, Verizon. 376 companies have banded together to fight Republicans
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(76)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
It turns out that your cat in fact does care about music. It just thinks your favorite band sucks
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Levin: "Rape highest in modern times under Obama." Also racism, sexism, men's rights groups, assholes, mugs, pugs, Indian agents, Mexican bandits and Methodists
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(144)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out companies who advertise cheap divorces over the internet might be as trustworthy as your no-good-for-nothing ex-husband
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(23)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up?
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(115)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
As the world breathlessly awaits a new Depeche Mode album, the band's chief songwriter Martin Gore announces the release of a new solo album full of electronic instrumentals
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(17)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Wankband is first gadget that harnesses the energy of masturbation"
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(33)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(City Pages)
 
 
 
10 rock classifieds that changed music history: "Band seeks bassist into Hüsker Dü and Peter, Paul & Mary. Please - no chops"
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(20)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Get out your plastic instruments and get ready to rock. Guitar Hero and Rock Band to return after a nearly 5 year hiatus
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(51)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR gets an early jump start on the "it's the beginning of the end for Google" bandwagon
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(52)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hermione and the Half-Blood Prince, the band played Come On Eileen, and a suspect who looks a little shady: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/15 - 2/21
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FTC swats away anti-mosquito band maker's marketing claim
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(21)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Former member of The Tonight Show Band and legendary trumpeter Clark Terry has shuffled off this mortal coil at 94
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(14)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
'Oral Suction' circumcision is A)Porn Movie Title, B)Band Name, C)Something you negotiate with NYC to be allowed to do
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(114)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman asks for divorce because her husband doesn't want sex three times a day
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(66)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: At our wedding, we had a beautiful matte photo of us with plenty of white space for people to sign as a guest book. The goal was to hang it in our home. But one of my husband's friends drew a penis on it. What should I do?
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(245)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned at train station appeared to be crying, pointing toward cryogenics facility
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(74)
 
(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
Bride beaten by her husband on their wedding night ... because she asked for help taking off her dress. "Til death do us part" apparently taken way too literally
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(53)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Terri Schiavo's husband is going to campaign against Jeb Bush because someone has to
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(182)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The band played The Twist - I twisted. The band played Jump - I jumped. Then the band played Come On Eileen
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(79)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Heartless power company abandons little girl's kitten on top of a power pole since Friday
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(106)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duggar daughter Jill is expecting her #1 soon, gets thrown baby shower by her husband's Walmart coworkers, "but there was no sign of the soda stockpile they asked for"
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(102)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just for Valentine's Day, FARK-favorite Postmodern Jukebox knocks it out of the park with a cover of "I Want It That Way". A boy band song? Not any longer
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(11)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Visage frontman Steve Strange has died at 55, putting an end to one of Britain's most enduring new wave bands and leaving an opening for the universe's Sorcerer Supreme
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(25)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The most annoying husband in the world has written his wife a love letter everyday for the last 40 years
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(49)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Here's what an abandoned, decrepit shopping mall in Akron, Ohio looks like after a snowstorm. All you need are some zombies in here
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(24)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seahawks' license agreement with Texas A&M over "the 12th man" set to expire in 2016, about the same time as fans' bandwagon passes
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The rise, decline, fall, and nostalgic resurrection of the band that wanted to be NSync and New Kids on the Block but were more like Menudo and Musical Youth, The Backstreet Boys
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(53)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Target defends selling "Fifty Shades of Grey" sex toys. Company says it's for women whose husbands can't hit the bulls eye
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(30)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you rob a guy, leave your bus pass in your abandoned getaway car and then take lots of pictures of your stolen money with your phone at your house, you probably DO deserve the title "Britain's Dumbest Criminal" (pics)
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(12)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Husband who pretended he was putting up a shed builds a brick cathedral as a present for his wife. Who didn't notice this goddamn cathedral, with a steeple, buttresses and seating for 12 going up in the back yard for three years (pics)
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(57)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Divers conduct informal underwater octopus census. In other news, you've just found your next new band name
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
London proposes turning abandoned tube lines into a network of underground bike paths (pics)
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(38)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
FCC chair announces he is not a dingo, plans to reclassify broadband providers as public utilities and implement rules guaranteeing freedom on the Internet
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(156)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Louder Than War)
 
 
 
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees, and 49 more of the stupidest band names ever (Not safe for work language if read aloud)
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(27)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Seahawks fans left reeling after heartbreaking loss; tumbleweeds blow by now-empty bandwagon
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(216)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
And now, CNN has something new to focus on: Jessica Biel's pregnancy by former boy bander Justin Timberlake
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(16)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Terry Kath, guitarist and vocalist for legendary rock band Chicago, would have been 69 today. Taken from the world too soon, he nonetheless left behind a musical legacy. Here's a live performance from 1970 featuring Kath on 25 or 6 to 4
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(53)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned mall
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(29)
 
(News Daily)
 
 
 
Bandits steal several gold nuggets during armed heist of Wells Fargo. This is not a repeat from 1852
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(39)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the FCC, you don't have broadband internet anymore
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(191)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
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(86)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sony abandons its own streaming music service in favor of Spotify
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(12)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My husband and I are finally parents, but we did not realize that our newborn would cry so much. In fact, as we go to bed every night and start to have sex, the kid starts crying and crying for attention. How can I get it to shut up?
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(165)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Husband, wife and their band play for free at local retirement homes because who's going to complain?
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(14)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Swifty)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned water slide
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Diego Comic Con may be abandoning San Diego, much like it has already abandoned comic books
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After West Yorkshire abandons iconic British bobby helmet in favour of modern police caps, BBC asks if the helmet makes any sense in today's hectic modern world. Caps "are less likely to fall off heads, it is argued, and can be worn in a car"
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rush, the greatest band to ever come from Canada, announces a massive tour in North America for 2015, says it will probably be the "last major tour of this magnitude" for them
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Thu January 22, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Commander of the U.S. Naval base at Gitmo has been relieved of command "due to loss of confidence in his ability to command," which is Navy-speak, apparently for "Husband of the woman he was farking found dead under questionable circumstances"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hope Solo suspended from US Soccer team for mouthing off to cops during her husband's DUI stop. If only she had stuck to beating up some family members, she could have remained an active player
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(76)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Man dubbed the "Braveheart Bandit" arrested. Wants his Freedooooom. With mugshot of lameass facial tattoo
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(31)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
83-year-old woman arrested for opening can of whoopass on 87-year-old husband. Difficulty: Both of them forgot what they were fighting about
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the end of January, and Americans once again spot the return of the nesting rogue tax preparer, making his home in store fronts, abandoned shopping centers and malls
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The FBI has finally arrested America's most wanted hipster criminal, the "Skinny Jeans Bandit"
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(19)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
In his new memoir, Marky Ramone recalls his encounters with Phil Spector, his battle with alcoholism, and the untimely deaths of his fellow bandmates
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(20)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Winslow, Arizona owes its tourism industry to America's greatest rock band, The Eagles
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(103)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Masha the cat hailed as hero for saving abandoned three-month-old baby with her body heat in subzero temperatures--just in time for Caturday
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Tue January 13, 2015
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The Exotic Mushroom Tunnel Farm is more than just the name of your band in college
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(17)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Government: Oh, the jury awarded you $11.5 million because police murdered your husband? How quaint. Here's $400,000, now get out of here before we experience a Taser malfunction
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(110)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pringles jumps on the disgusting potato chip bandwagon with chicken taco and cheeseburger flavored chips
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(26)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jilted husband: I don't care if you're a defenceless double amputee war hero, you're in bed with my wife and WILL get a beating
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(139)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stuff you don't want to hear when the phone rings: 1. "This is the IRS." 2. "This is your husband's girlfriend." 3. "This is the funeral home. Someone just drove off with the hearse carrying your son's body"
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(32)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
The tale of the dog abandoned at the train station with a suitcase of his belongings just got sadder
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(95)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
America has $3T in loans...that we gave out, not took in. Oh and there is apparently such a thing as "Uncle Sam's Repo Men on the High Seas", which is a great name for my Gordon Lightfoot cover band
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