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Headlines matching 'bad'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times) Strange Bad economy means that gangbangers are relying on "communal guns" instead of buying their own  (nytimes.com) (68)
(LA Times) PSA Valentine's Day won't just be ruined by your thoughtlessness this year; global warming has resulted in a bad year for chocolate  (latimes.com) (50)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Engadget) Spiffy Microsoft developer feels bad for leaving his dog home alone all day long, creates DarwinBot with Skype, a ball launcher and a treat dispenser. Your dog wants privacy  (engadget.com) (33)
(Abc.net.au) Scary BAD: getting caught in a landslide while hiking. WORSE: getting struck by lightning while trying to avoid getting caught in a landslide while hiking  (abc.net.au) (39)
(Des Moines Register) Stupid The good news is girls are no longer dumber than boys when it comes to math and science. The bad news: Both sexes are pretty dumb when it comes to math and science  (desmoinesregister.com) (32)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Slate) Obvious The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com) (50)
(The Sun) Sad Drilled through the heart, and you're to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name  (thesun.co.uk) (37)


Wed February 08, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida When your friend gives you a ride to work instead of your girlfriend, does your girlfriend a) say you made her look bad and try to run you over in an alley b) hit you with a jack c) burn your wardrobe d) all of the above. With luscious mug shot  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (100)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)
(New York Magazine) Obvious Republicans finally realize they're helping Obama. This is bad news, for Obama  (nymag.com) (65)
(Politico) Asinine So just how bad was Pete Hoekstra's "yellow menace" Superbowl ad? Let's put it this way: John Pinnette's famous impression of a Chinese buffet owner was probably more culturally sensitive  (politico.com) (98)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)
(411Mania) Interesting Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com) (172)
(Den Of Geek) Followup They need ya, Decks, this is a bad one, the worst yet: Harrison Ford reportedly in talks for Ridley Scott's new Blade Runner  (denofgeek.com) (64)
(RealClearPolitics) PSA The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Police arrest a woman who smelled like alcohol and kept trying to take off her clothes like it's a bad thing  (ajc.com) (47)
(Sun Sentinel) Followup Infected cruise ship pulls out of port after being cleaned. Personally, I blame the infection on bad seamen  (sun-sentinel.com) (21)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Moderate drinking, which was bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, is now bad for you again, doubling your risk of pancreatitis and cancer of the bowel, mouth, throat and neck  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Think your boss is bad? At least he doesn't limit your to a total of eight minutes of bathroom time per day and uses a surveillance system to keep you honest  (huffingtonpost.com) (90)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Positive side of the bad economy: More and more dry counties are seriously thinking about legalizing the sale of alcohol. "There is nothing good about liquor"  (courier-journal.com) (107)


Sat February 04, 2012
(TMZ) Interesting Kris Kristofferson's son has been signed by WWE. If he's lucky, they'll put him in a storyline only half as bad as Convoy  (tmz.com) (80)


Fri February 03, 2012
(New York Magazine) Silly How to spot The X-Files in Breaking Bad, Homeland, and American Horror Story. I want to believe  (nymag.com) (38)
(Telegraph) Scary Bad: You're repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It's going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper's last trip there sank  (telegraph.co.uk) (140)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea  (suntimes.com) (29)


Thu February 02, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)  (wrcbtv.com) (55)
(USA Today) Obvious Charles Barkley: "I cannot believe how bad the NBA is." You and me both, Charles. You and me both  (content.usatoday.com) (73)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious Good: Set meeting to balance budget. Bad: To avoid emergency state takeover. Detroit: Majority of city council doesn't bother to show up  (freep.com) (48)
(Laughing Squid) Spiffy Breaking Bad gets the retro 8-bit makeover  (laughingsquid.com) (47)


Tue January 31, 2012
(KCCI Des Moines) Amusing Losing your house or car in bankruptcy proceedings can be bad enough but this guy just lost his flock of llamas  (kcci.com) (37)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious "Austerity in the face of depression is a very bad idea." By N. S. Sherlock  (nytimes.com) (279)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) Sad Massive car wreck looks like something out of a bad disaster movie  (latimes.com) (141)
(CBS News) Obvious You you own an Apple iProduct? Well, then you are a horrible person and you should feel bad  (cbsnews.com) (452)
(Fark) Sad I had to decide to stop the doctors from feeding my dad tonight. Want to say if you Farkers have dads-bad or good, call them and say, "Hello,"; it'll be important in the end  (fark.com) (427)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Mark Cuban out of the running to buy the LA Dodgers, because having an owner that cares would be bad for business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (63)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy with an Optigrab) Interesting Bad news: today is the last day you can apply to be an astronaut. Good news: you can use the application as identification when cashing checks for 250 donuts  (wptv.com) (25)
(TMZ) Asinine NBC considers pulling stunt from upcoming Fear Factor episode claiming it's in bad taste. Well duh, everybody knows donkey semen tastes like ass  (tmz.com) (159)
(The Daily Beast) Scary If you thought overpaid and underweight models parading the latest incomprehensible "fashion" on the runway was bad, wait until you see what Homer and Marge have been up to. D'oh  (thedailybeast.com) (16)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious If your wife beats you up when you come home with a haircut she doesn't like, you have bigger problems than just a bad haircut and an aggressive wife (with pics of what an abused hobbit might look like)  (dailymail.co.uk) (130)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Rihanna wears her heart on her sleeve and has every waking thought tattooed on her Barbadian bod. (new ink pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (34)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Couple steals 11 pregnancy tests, man's bond set at $400,000. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees the child support payments  (ktre.com) (49)
(Cracked) Strange "Snow White in Narnia has been greenlit? What about Snow and the Seven Kung Fu Badasses?" How Hollywood has decided to reboot classic children's tales  (cracked.com) (56)
(Fox News) Interesting From the maker of "Corporations are people" meet "Well, the banks aren't bad people. They're just overwhelmed right now." Bank of America twirls it's Snidely Whiplash mustache as he nods in agreement  (foxnews.com) (60)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Deadspin) Cool Today's "Outstanding Achievement In Bad Choice Of Words" brought to you by ESPN's Linda Cohn playing goaltender at a charity event: "I want Barry Melrose to shoot on me"  (deadspin.com) (51)
(Townhall) Obvious Too bad Newt Gingrich is a Republican -- otherwise the media would see to it that he'd be home free, warts and all, just like John Edwards  (townhall.com) (179)
(MSN) Interesting 50 Cent bet on Giants returns $500,000 - and they say gambling gets a bad rap  (wonderwall.msn.com) (28)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama's in trouble with U.N. human rights chief, earning him badly needed Republican votes  (news.yahoo.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Cool Today's cool thing: Watch Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls perform the Violent Femmes' debut album live in Tasmania with the help of a Bad Seed, one of PJ Harvey's sidemen and the Femmes' bassist  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (49)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail FOX aired an English Premier League match live on broadcast TV for the first time. Too bad lots of affiliates decided "Corky Romano" was more compelling television  (deadspin.com) (141)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing If visiting "Dog Sh*t Village" was on your bucket list, we have bad news for you  (thesun.co.uk) (18)
(Kansas City) Dumbass Bad: having to call the police because a burglar breaks into your home. Worse: Burglar steals $900 in cash. Fark: Which was a part of the $3,522 in cookie sales money that you stole from a Girl Scouts troop  (kansascity.com) (28)
(LA Times) Obvious Hollywood regroups after losing battle over anti-piracy bills, says, "We're not the money-grubbing, desperate, clueless bad guys everybody has made us out to be"  (latimes.com) (105)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting It's bad enough your child is autistic, now a license is required  (hamptonroads.com) (77)
(ESPN) Interesting A look back at what may be the most infamous bad snap in NFL history, and at long-snapper Trey Junkin's life since  (sports.espn.go.com) (83)
(Telegraph) Obvious The good news: Google+ hits 90 million users. The bad news: and by "users", we mean everyone who opened a page, looked around, shrugged and never came back  (telegraph.co.uk) (112)


Thu January 19, 2012
(The New Yorker) Amusing How poorly is this SOPA/PIPA thing being viewed from other countries? It's so bad that the Chinese are scoring jokes on us  (newyorker.com) (57)
(BBC) Fail Good news: FIFA says beer must be sold at all World Cup venues, regardless of local bans. Bad news: It's Budweiser  (bbc.co.uk) (71)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either  (reuters.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Dumbass You want to know how badly the captain of the Costa Concordia farked up? Well you can see it FROM SPACE  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Strange Man tries to rob a gambling parlor by threatening to infect everyone with a staph infection. It makes you long for the days when the bad guy just used a hypodermic needle filled with tainted AIDS blood  (startribune.com) (8)
(LA Times) Amusing If you thought Mad Dog 20/20 was bad just imagine the Chinese counterfeit version  (articles.latimes.com) (45)
(ZDNet) Interesting If Drew and Microsoft agree that something is bad, then it's probably pretty damn bad. And Drew and Microsoft agree that SOPA is bad. QED  (zdnet.com) (46)
(Sweetness and Light) Obvious When Bain Capital does it, it's bad  (sweetness-light.com) (34)
(Reuters) Dumbass Romney: "Did I say that I paid 15%? I actually used a sophisticated series of off-shore financial instruments to avoid paying taxes altogether. I technically qualified for the earned income tax credit in 2008. My bad"  (reuters.com) (169)
(Reddit) Misc Sopa so pa pa roma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want your bad bromance  (reddit.com) (90)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Cracked) Interesting 5 badass movie heroes who were actually just really lucky  (cracked.com) (209)
(Short List) Cool Bad news: it's the end of the world. Good news: great surfing conditions  (shortlist.com) (10)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid You think you have it bad? You probably didn't spend $240,000 to see the Packers lose this weekend  (nfl.com) (90)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Break) Cool Guy turns his entire kitchen into a single bad ass synthesizer  (break.com) (23)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Media Matters) Stupid Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now?  (mediamatters.org) (220)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this bad hat  (thenews.pl) (25)
(IGN) Interesting Are first posts bad for videogames?  (games.ign.com) (112)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Grist) Sick Good idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool for donations to the Red Cross and emergency services during a wildfire. Bad idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool betting on how much land will burn  (grist.org) (50)
(Fox News) Amusing The GOP is going to punish Florida for holding an early primary by giving them bad hotel rooms  (foxnews.com) (22)
(Salon) Misc New book claims that BDSM isn't so bad. Not that your girlfriend won't still think you are weird for asking for a spanking while wearing a latex body suit  (salon.com) (108)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Romney's "I used to worry about getting fired too" line reveals that in his own mind, he believes he's a self-made man. Which is a problem because "delusional" is a bad thing for a president to be  (news.yahoo.com) (187)
(KTLA) Strange Credit card skimmers make off with treasure in Sierra Madre. Suspects include a bearded man in a beat-up fedora and a Mexican man in a giant hat who claimed to be a law enforcement officer but refused to show a badge  (ktla.com) (22)
(Uproxx) Sad You know it must be a bad crop of GOP presidential candidates if Stephen Colbert is polling at 5% in South Carolina when he's not even running  (uproxx.com) (57)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Gizmodo) Ironic Smoking is bad for you, but nicotine is good for you.. SCIENCE  (gizmodo.com) (31)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Connecticut Post) Dumbass Good news: You weren't drunk at a DUI checkpoint. Bad news: Your car reeked of marijuana  (ctpost.com) (102)
(Courier Press) Scary Good: Kids stay free at local hotel. Bad: Hotel is home to 24 child molesters  (courierpress.com) (56)
(ESPN) Asinine Tonight ESPN brings you the rematch of the century. Will a touchdown be scored? Will the honeybadger get a cooler nickname? Will the Tide win the undisputed national championship by going 1-1? SEC SEC SEC  (espn.go.com) (1475)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Glee spin-off officially dead. See, Fox doesn't always make bad decisions  (hollywoodreporter.com) (24)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Reuters) Spiffy Jaleel White wants to be on Breaking Bad. Can we farkers help Urkel achieve his dream?  (reuters.com) (87)
(io9) Cool Back in the late 90s, before Patrick Stewart left Starfleet and headed up Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, there was a Star Trek/X-Men crossover novel that wasn't nearly as bad as you'd think  (io9.com) (67)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Good news: "Community" has not been canceled. Bad news: The fourth season could still fall victim to Evil Troy and Evil Abed  (pastemagazine.com) (99)
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine Good News: You're a lottery winner. Bad News: You only won $1000. Fark: The check bounced  (chicagotribune.com) (34)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious NBC chairman: "We had a really bad fall season"  (insidetv.ew.com) (102)
(Daily Mail) Fail "I don't know what a Bieber is" said Jeebus, "But apparently he's got a badly drawn tattoo of my face on his leg"  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "I want her to go to prison where she can get help, where she can't do drugs or have anything bad (happen) to her." Heh, looks like someone never watched Oz  (kirotv.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Interesting Good news for iPhone 4S and iPad 2 users: Hacker to release untethered jailbreak within a week. Bad news for iPhone 4S and iPad 2 users: you are still using an overpriced piece of shiat, but hey, you can now change your wallpaper  (ibtimes.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Sick You probably made some bad choices in life when police find your body on fire on the side of the road and have to release pictures of your tattoos to see if anyone can identify you  (wtkr.com) (28)
(Miami Herald) Followup West Virginia defeats Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. To put that into perspective, the last time a group of South Carolinians were beaten this badly, it ended slavery  (miamiherald.com) (82)


Tue January 03, 2012
(TMZ) Interesting Kobe Bryant takes shot to the wrist. If he thinks that's bad, just wait until the shot his wallet takes in the divorce  (tmz.com) (9)
(MSNBC) Sappy Bad news: Woman gets raped. Worse news: Gets pregnant and gives up baby for adoption. Sappy: Reunites with daughter 77 years later. I think there's dust in my eye leftover from the Dust Bowl  (msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting With 160 kills, Navy SEAL Chris Kyle is the deadliest sniper in US history. The ghost of Simo Hayha smiles, pats the kid on the head, and allows that's not a half-bad day's work  (nypost.com) (264)
(ESPN) Cool Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (1650)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The good, bad and horrible about Season One of "American Horror Story"  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)
(SacBee) Amusing Bad manners at the movie theater. Cell phones, seat kickers, dog bringers (?) and "Fragrante delicto: The movie theater is not the lobby at Macy's"  (sacbee.com) (196)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Just A Good Ol' Boy) Cool TV stunt actor born in 1969, famous for a single stunt known to millions, has lived like a couch on a Georgia porch mostly since. After getting almost as much work done as Joan Rivers, he's ready for a comeback. Too bad he's typecast  (barrett-jackson.com) (287)
(UPI) Obvious Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing?  (upi.com) (105)
(Washington Post) Scary Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about"  (washingtonpost.com) (94)
(Daily Mail) Obvious It's bad form to mock India's unhygienic conditions and lack of sanitation among the poor by driving around the slums in a Jaguar fitted with a toilet  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Neckbearded former QB for the Bears and Broncos sues over bad investments. DAMMIT ORTON  (chicagotribune.com) (22)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Telegraph) Amusing "LinkedIn is like going to a school reunion with the people you'd hoped to avoid all your life." Oh, c'mon, it's not THAT bad--OK, the author's got a point  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (40)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Florida Badass Marine gets shot 3 times, plugs holes with his fingers. Perps strike out  (dailymail.co.uk) (115)
(Buzzfeed) Scary It's just a Joker action figure. What could be so bad about thaAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH  (buzzfeed.com) (83)
(Some Guy) Obvious Bad things are bound to happen if you are overweight and horny, and decide to observe the seven-year anniversary of your best friend's death by visiting a whorehouse in Phuket  (perthnow.com.au) (44)
(Yahoo) Asinine AZ judge says school district's ethnic studies program is illegal because teaching Hispanics how badly the state has screwed them over in the past might lead to "resentments" against white people  (news.yahoo.com) (127)
(Salon) Interesting Why we make bad decisions, whether it's supporting Occupy Wall Street, buying those baggy jeans, or listening to Nickelback  (salon.com) (120)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Flickr) Photoshop Photoshop this bad-weather woman  (farm4.static.flickr.com) (28)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Worrying: You are commanding a US Navy vessel and maneuver to avoid hitting a trawler. Bad: You don't see the freighter now in your path: Embarrassing: The freighter sees you and moves out of the way: Fark: You are in a sub  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (123)
(Globe and Mail) Fail Okay, Eagles, I've got good news and bad news. Good news: You beat the Cowboys. Bad news: It don't mean jack  (theglobeandmail.com) (110)


Sat December 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Seahawks troll their way to victory over the 49ers? How badly will the Bills lose to the Teebuses? Will the Cowboys and Giants wind up tied for first in the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 16 thread, games start at 1 PM on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (2127)
(ABC) Hero As if he had to remind everyone that he's a badass, Santa Claus pulls a man from a burning car THEN directs traffic around the flames to help keep passing motorists and pedestrians out of harm's way  (abcnews.go.com) (18)
(NJ.com) Fail Bad: Leaving your umbrella on the bus. Worse: Leaving your phone on the bus. Worst: Leaving a rare violin valued at $172K on the bus  (nj.com) (35)
(New Zealand Herald) Interesting Study finds people would much rather travel alongside someone with bad body odour than parents with crying kids  (nzherald.co.nz) (63)


Thu December 22, 2011
(China Daily) Interesting Self-employed people feel best about their jobs. Too bad their bosses suck  (chinadaily.com.cn) (35)
(Some Guy) Amusing The most awesome, and the most awesomely bad, metal album covers of the year  (revolvermag.com) (60)
(Huffington Post) Stupid A Girl Scouts troop's decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child this fall has prompted three leaders to resign and dissolve their troops. Guess they'll all forfeit their tolerance badges  (huffingtonpost.com) (560)


Wed December 21, 2011
(CBS Chicago) Obvious "Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (328)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting You know it's bad when even the WSJ editorial page turns on the GOP-led congress  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (121)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Politico) Amusing You know things are bad when Senate Republicans are calling House Republicans intransigent asshats  (politico.com) (130)
(io9) Interesting Classic Disney villains redrawn as steampunk bad guys. Yeah, all right, it's not that bad  (io9.com) (57)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study shows significant numbers of teenage girls are having group sex. Somehow this is supposed to be a bad thing  (dailymail.co.uk) (191)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing If the Mayans were right, this could be your last Christmas. So why not spend your money on lava resistant attire, or the baddest dog on planet. Low on cash? Charge it, it won't matter anyways  (cbsatlanta.com) (53)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting As 2011 comes to a close, Vince Gilligan talks about filming the year's most memorable scene in television. Yes, the big scene from the "Breaking Bad" season finale. Yes, *THAT* scene. (SPOILERS)  (popwatch.ew.com) (76)
(Vancouver Sun) Silly Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa  (vancouversun.com) (22)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Gnome) Sappy NBA player and former University of Kentucky bad boy DeMarcus Cousins buys a random kid an iPod while out holiday shopping  (img.ly) (24)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Life.com) Hero Bad guys: "You're outnumbered. You're surrounded. Surrender, and we won't kill you." Good guys: "Nah. We'd rather fight." Bad guys: "D'oh." History: "Thanks"  (life.com) (279)
(The Consumerist) Amusing See? The TSA isn't ALL bad. They let this rapper keep his weed  (consumerist.com) (144)


Thu December 15, 2011
(YouTube) Interesting Classic toy commercial from the 60's that shows that 1. Toys back then were a lot cooler, and 2. Even as a kid, Snake Plissken was a badass  (youtube.com) (40)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Well GOP the good news is that Obama's unfavorable rating with voters is that it's highest level ever. The bad news? Independents are running away from Newt like rats from a sinking ship  (abcnews.go.com) (69)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Market Place) Scary The smog is so thick in Beijing that it's been shutting down air travel due to poor visibility. But according to the Chinese government, it's not pollution, but "bad weather"  (marketplace.org) (125)
(Onion AV Club) Silly I know, I know, we're not supposed to use to "H" word, but the band's name is "The Twilight Sad." They're dour, self-important, have hilariously bad album covers, and sound like the Spinal Tap of Indie  (avclub.com) (76)
(Uproxx) Cool If you're having a bad day and this video of dogs hanging out of car windows doesn't brighten it, then you should probably go find a urinal to drown yourself in immediately  (uproxx.com) (43)
(CNN) Dumbass My bad: you forget you left a loaded handgun in your carry-in. Totally not my fault: TSA officer accidentally fires it at checkpoint  (cnn.com) (153)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sick BAD SANTA  (huffingtonpost.com) (73)


Sun December 11, 2011
(VentureBeat) Fail Murderer's death sentence overturned because bored juror tweeted critical details of the case: "The coffee here sucks." Let this be cautionary tale: bad coffee ruins EVERYTHING  (venturebeat.com) (81)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Good news: the Ark of the Covenant is at a chapel in Ethiopia. Bad news: they can't show it to anyone or prove that it exists in any way. I'm glad religion is usually never like that  (dailymail.co.uk) (134)
(The Hill) Fail Lawmaker wants to strip TSA officers of badges. "TSA has essentially allowed its airport screeners to play dress-up by giving them metal badges and police-like uniforms". Also allowed them to play doctor  (thehill.com) (333)
(Some Guy) Interesting Amazing electron microscope images of snowflakes. Sometimes precious snowflakes aren't such a bad thing  (emu.arsusda.gov) (17)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Angler) Amusing If you're having grille problems, I feel bad for you son. i've got 99 problems, but a hitch ain't one  (fieldandstream.com) (34)
(The Gang) Asinine MMA fighter fired for Tweeting joke from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", to be sent to rehab with Sinbad and Rob Thomas  (mmajunkie.com) (85)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CBC) Strange And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside  (cbc.ca) (59)
(Wired) Stupid Could playing video games be a war crime? No, and you should feel bad for even asking that retarded question  (wired.com) (52)
(Washington Post) Followup Air Force admits that they buried far more ashes of U.S. servicemen in a landfill than previously acknowledged. Oops, sorry families, their bad again  (washingtonpost.com) (72)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Scary The good news if you fall into molten lava is that you won't actually sink. The bad news is that you've landed on a waterbed set at 2200°F  (gawker.com) (48)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNBC) Scary S&P likely to put nearly the entire EU on warning for a credit downgrade. This is bad news for...nah, we're all farked now  (cnbc.com) (95)
(TC Palm) Florida Woman bends over and dares man to slap her monster badonkadonk on crowded street, prompting screwdriver attacks and arrests. With pics  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (123)
(3 News New Zealand) Stupid Pizza company, surprisingly not owned by Herman Cain, apologises for implying that marrying a transgender would be a bad thing  (3news.co.nz) (168)
(MSNBC) Amusing US officials are desperately searching for new bad names to call Iran besides "world's fourth largest oil producer"  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Detroit News) Sad Detroit mother of six trades house for minivan. "I lost a friend over this. She felt my decision made me look bad"  (detnews.com) (78)


Sat December 03, 2011
(USA Today) Cool The Ultimate Fighter 14 Finale Discussion - Live on Spike -- Can Mayhem Miller make good on his threat to give Bisping a "bully beatdown," or will the British bad boy send him back to MTV?  (usatoday.com) (290)
(Forbes) Cool The bomb buried in Obamacare explodes today. This is bad news for Ob... wait...what? ...For profit insurance companies? Cue Ha-Ha guy in 3-2-1  (forbes.com) (373)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fox Business) Interesting As if governing New Jersey wasn't bad enough, now former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine has been subpoenaed to appear before House panel  (foxbusiness.com) (25)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Italy and Greece duke it out for the coveted "So Bad We Make American Politicians Look Honest" award  (businessweek.com) (7)


Thu December 01, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Herman Cain - Bad Lip Reading - Everybody Needs Toucan Stubs  (youtube.com) (27)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Nanowerk) Sad Good: putting zinc oxide on your nose helps prevent skin cancer. Bad: zinc oxide nanoparticles can create other cancers. In a related story, cancer is a relentless, cruel biatch  (nanowerk.com) (27)
(USA Today) Obvious Were you planning that big family vacation to Chernobyl this year? I've got some bad news for you  (travel.usatoday.com) (30)
(Some Awkward Moment) Strange The good news, your prostitute arrived on time; the bad news, she's your daughter  (weinterrupt.com) (161)


Tue November 29, 2011
(New Scientist) Unlikely Stop badmouthing stupid jerk sharks that keep biting people  (newscientist.com) (37)
(Neatorama) Cool Rudolph the red-nosed tauntaun. And I thought those things smelled bad... on the outside  (neatorama.com) (7)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Pima County AZ SWAT team learning that it's a lot harder to sweep a questionable shooting under the rug when the guy you shoot is a Marine vet you can't even pretend was a bad guy  (news.yahoo.com) (463)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Old and busted: too much student debt is a bad thing and hurting the economy. New Hotness: Too little student debt is a bad thing and will hurt the economy  (boston.com) (65)
(YouTube) Video Ever had a bad day, jumped off a bridge and found yourself falling through hell? No? Well then, SHMHC invites you into the Devil's Orchard  (youtube.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Superfan has worn a Colts shirt for the last 3,000 consecutive days. Still doesn't stink as badly as the Colts  (courier-journal.com) (18)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Can Alabama Usually Beat Us Red Necks again? Luck or the Irish? Will PSU bugger the Badgers? UCLA @ USC, OK? Virginny's at war, Oregon and Washington are like, divided, and WTF's an Egg Bowl? CFB Rivalry Week - Clean, Old Fashioned Hate  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri November 25, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Scary South Korea to start using robots as prison guards. Because as Hollywood has shown time and time again, this sort of thing never turns out badly  (iheartchaos.com) (38)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Worldwide warming not as bad as feared, Al Gore seen sobbing into his internet  (blog.chron.com) (420)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious What bad economy? Survival shop reports increase of sales to people preparing for 'possible collapse of society'  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (192)
(PhillyBurbs) Interesting Good: State lets gambling addicts add themselves to list of people barred from casinos. Bad: Casinos let them in anyway, then seize their winnings because they're on the list  (phillyburbs.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Sad Six believed dead after plane crashes in Superstition Mountains. I told them not to fly there - just had a bad feeling about it  (wtkr.com) (51)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Atlantic) Spiffy The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey  (theatlantic.com) (67)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious American voters finally realize that both sides are bad and we are governed by a pack of feckless children. This is great news for BasilMarceaux.com  (reuters.com) (77)
(Telegraph) Silly Stephen King nominated for Bad Sex in Literature award, surprisingly not for the finale of "IT"  (telegraph.co.uk) (73)
(The New York Times) Interesting Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about  (nytimes.com) (13)


Mon November 21, 2011
(TED) Scary The Bad Astronomer talks about killer asteroids, and how to defend against them. Aerosmith, Bruce Willis on standby  (ted.com) (33)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious The good news: the members of the so-called "super-committee" are finally talking with each other. The bad news: they're talking about how to spin their failure  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (194)
(ESPN) Interesting How badly will the Cowboys beat the Sexy Rexys? Will the Eagles provide a third Miracle at the MetLifeLands? Can the Bengals take second place in the AFC North? It's the NFL Week 11 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3113)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Forbes) Followup Think the zombie apocalypse is as bad as things can get? Any second now the global coffee supply is going run out. Submitter will be in his bunker brewing hoarded espresso  (forbes.com) (133)
(Slate) Obvious What happens when you don't talk to kids about sex: they learn everything from porn. And apparently, this is considered a bad thing  (slate.com) (147)
(YouTube) Cool Bad: Being burglarized. Worse: Being burglarized a second time. Fark: Watching the second burglary live via camera and calling 911  (youtube.com) (45)
(ESPN) Interesting A bad day just gets worse. Oklahoma State runs into a cyclone  (scores.espn.go.com) (98)
(Huffington Post) Cool Great news: Arrested Development is coming back. Now the bad news: if you want to see it you'll have to subscribe to Netflix's streaming service  (huffingtonpost.com) (87)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Good: The producers of "Ender's Game" may have finally found a decent choice to play Ender. BAD: They see the Ender series as "the next Harry Potter franchise"  (avclub.com) (142)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Good news everyone, the American Museum of Natural History just invented the Smell-O-Scope so that you can finally find out what the moon smells like. Bad news everyone. It just got the worst grade imaginable-an A minus minus  (gizmodo.com) (23)
(WSYX ABC6) Fail Good news: You avoided hitting that car. Bad news: You hit that pole... and that house... and that car  (abc6onyourside.com) (8)
(times sun) Dumbass Good citizenship: Arriving promptly at court to answer your summons. Bad citizenship: In a stolen car  (timesunion.com) (9)
(Wired) Stupid Why geeks should get behind "Breaking Dawn." Pretty sure you spelled Breaking Bad wrong  (wired.com) (52)
(Life.com) Interesting Classic cool: Carlos' and Smith's Black Power salute on the Olympic podium in 1968. Forgotten cool: Aussie silver medalist Peter Norman proudly wearing a human rights badge in solidarity with their protest  (life.com) (27)
(Coming Soon) Cool New Line Cinema to bring giant monster arcade game "Rampage" to the silver screen. Can a "Bad Dudes" movie be far behind?  (comingsoon.net) (83)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Florida Sorry we gave your Grandpa an execution drug rather than his antacid. Whoops. Our bad  (dailymail.co.uk) (144)
(TMZ) Weird Bad: Being accused of shoplifting. Good: Being cleared of shoplifting after a cop searches you. Bad Again: Being charged after the cop finds pot on you during the shoplifting search. Even worse: You are hanging out with Katt Williams  (tmz.com) (15)
(Statesman) Sick It's bad to steal someone's pet goat. It's flat out wrong to then serve it at a barbecue  (statesman.com) (86)


Wed November 16, 2011
(wpri.com) Strange Taunton ATM targeted. And I thought they smelled bad... on the OUTSIDE  (wpri.com) (27)
(The Sun) Sad "Bubble Man" requests new treatment for illness, bad-guy role in next Batman film (graphic images)  (thesun.co.uk) (78)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Lizard) Photoshop Photoshop theme: bad puns  (chaospet.com) (45)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Sun) Sick Botulism in sauce? That's some bad korma  (thesun.co.uk) (37)
(Hollyscoop) Sad If Jay-Z had dad problems, I feel bad for that son  (hollyscoop.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Obvious Sen. Schumer reminds Americans who are bad at math that after paying "layaway fees" and interest, many of them would have come out ahead just putting the purchase on plastic  (news.yahoo.com) (192)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NYPost) Weird Nun steals from college to fund gambling addiction. Now THAT'S a bad habit  (nypost.com) (19)
(Jalopnik) Cool The most badass traffic jam you'll see all week  (jalopnik.com) (28)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Short List) Strange 30 inexplicably glowing reviews for unwatchably bad movies. Yes, Ebert features more than once  (shortlist.com) (198)
(Huffington Post) Fail Good: Danica McKellar is returning to TV. Bad: in a made-for-TV movie. Worse: It's a horror film called Tasmanian Devil. Fail: It's a SyFy Channel original movie  (huffingtonpost.com) (76)


Fri November 11, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Elderly Chinese choir takes on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"... and it's actually kinda good  (youtube.com) (26)
(news8austin) Dumbass "Ok, I'm going to tell you the truth on this one. It doesn't sound right, but it is. I have had hemorrhoids at that time, super duper bad"  (austin.ynn.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Moments after lawmakers pass a law to stop global warming, a freak rainstorm drenches their drought-stricken region. Too bad they didn't legalize prostitution  (heraldsun.com.au) (122)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious American Journal of Epidemiology flips the "Alcohol's effect on health" coin again, comes up: "Bad"  (blogs.wsj.com) (50)
(Yahoo) Asinine How badly does the base of the GOP hate Mitt? After last night's debate all but clinched Romney's path to the nomination, they're already openly fantasizing about a brokered convention or a floor fight to draft Palin  (news.yahoo.com) (266)
(LA Times) Obvious A woman is charged with one misdemeanor count of child abuse for locking her daughter in a closet for 6 hrs. over bad grades. Phhhhttt, that's nothing. My mother once took away my Xbox for a WHOLE WEEK after I made a "D"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (96)
(Courier Post) Dumbass In New Jersey, you get a separate DUI charge for each kid in your vehicle. So when you blow .25 as a school bus driver, that's bad  (courierpostonline.com) (49)
(Starpulse) Cool Mickey Rourke always invites his shrink, dentist, and mechanic to his movie premieres. The only bad thing about this is that they're the same person  (starpulse.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Weird No matter how bad you think your life is, just be glad you don't suffer from tooth worms  (health.asiaone.com) (61)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Latest nude photos released to the public? Michael Vick (with photoshopped badness)  (metro.us) (19)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious Five reasons why using the military option against Iran is a bad idea. General rule of never starting a land war in Asia conspicuously missing  (foreignpolicy.com) (67)
(Slashdot) Scary Good news: We're nowhere near a global warming worst-case scenario. Bad news: We're doing much worse  (news.slashdot.org) (418)
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some hacked up victim) Scary Sooo yea, you didnt have anything important on that Steam account did you? Like credit card info or anything? Got some bad news  (pcgamer.com) (86)
(National Post) Interesting Canadian Security Intelligence Service could soon be allowed to spy overseas, which is bad news for the people running Iran's secret maple syrup reactors   (fullcomment.nationalpost.com) (30)


Sun November 06, 2011
(SeattlePI) Fail America's employment situation is so bad that most people on unemployment aren't collecting benefits anymore. Which means technically they aren't unemployed. Success  (seattlepi.com) (80)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Noted liberal wingnut Bill Kristol concedes 2012 to Obama. As Kristol has never been right about anything, this is bad news for Obama  (rawstory.com) (112)
(CNN) Cool No matter how hard you try you won't be able to achieve this level of badassery  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (64)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Why wearing a cape won't make you a badass. Ah Ah Ah  (chicagotribune.com) (84)
(Connecticut Post) Scary If there's a bad place for your boat to capsize, it's I-95  (ctpost.com) (26)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Vimeo) Obvious When asking an Oakland cop why he's hidden his badge and name, don't expect him to joyfully respond that he simply doesn't want to be held accountable  (vimeo.com) (47)
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)
(Fark) Survey It's Friday, so it's time for this week's episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz to make you feel bad about yourself  (fark.com) (42)
(NPR) Obvious Republicans block Democratic infrastructure bill. Democrats block Republican infrastructure bill. Both sides are bad, so avoid bridges  (npr.org) (40)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Nation) Dumbass Okay, sympathetic to OWS or not, can we agree that quitting a job and borrowing $35k to get an MFA in puppetry at UConn was a bad career move?  (thenation.com) (513)
(BBC) Misc It's easy to make jokes about English food, but it turns out it's not so bad after all. Well, not compared to Scottish and Welsh food anyway  (bbc.co.uk) (126)
(AL.com) Dumbass It's never a good idea to use your Facebook status update to threaten blow up the police department, but it's an especially bad idea if you also collect child pornography  (mobile.al.com) (78)
(Bay Citizen) Hero "The protest is good. The economy is bad for everyone. And I have ladies on my truck" Isn't it great seeing protestors and longshoremen getting along?  (baycitizen.org) (62)


Wed November 02, 2011
(AOL) Sick "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, Eat Your Heart , Chop Off Your Hands, Hide the Body, Very Bad Day." by Charles Kembo  (aol.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Obvious Were you not molested by a teacher when you were in school and feel bad about it now? Well, there's always Hope  (www2.scnow.com) (41)
(The Hill) Interesting Attorney says GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain violated the confidentiality deal, allowing accuser to speak publicly about the allegations. This could be bad for..... Cain  (thehill.com) (144)
(Some Tyler Durden) Amusing Bad: Using your work PC to view porn. Even Worse: Not realizing it's plugged into the LED billboard display at the busiest intersection in town  (shanghaiist.com) (53)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Telegraph) Weird Bad news: You have a tumor. Good news: Your tumor has a face (w/pic)  (telegraph.co.uk) (99)


Mon October 31, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Amusing When superheroes go bad; police arrest The Shoveler  (signonsandiego.com) (24)
(Coming Soon) Strange Are you ready for two more Cabin Fever films? Too bad, here they come  (comingsoon.net) (25)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Good news: White House responds to folks calling for marijuana decriminalization. Bad news: White House tells them "Yeah... no"  (wwws.whitehouse.gov) (391)
(CNN) Amusing James Carville rates Rick Perry's campaign performance: "It's gotten so bad, people in Louisiana are actually starting to make Texas jokes...If this thing gets any worse, the people in Mississippi will be making Texas jokes"  (cnn.com) (105)
(MSNBC) Scary As if turning your hands and mouth black and tasting like a retread tire isn't bad enough, black licorice will also seriously fark up your heart  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (171)
(Yahoo) Followup Good sportsmanship: Shaking hands with the opposing team after a hard-fought game. Bad sportsmanship: Having a tack hidden in your hand to prick them as you do  (rivals.yahoo.com) (46)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Deadline) Fail How badly did the "Charlie's Angels" reboot fail? There wasn't one episode that pulled in higher ratings than "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"  (deadline.com) (45)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing A troll doll with glasses, a bad-ass hair net, and Grandma's mullet await you in this week's Mughot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (131)
(Slate) PSA Breaking news: how long does it take for a candy bar to go bad?  (slate.com) (53)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Telegraph) Scary It's bad enough you burglars broke in and stole my stuff, but at least shut the window when you're done so a fox can't sneak in and eat my child  (telegraph.co.uk) (98)
(Radio Netherlands Worldwide) Cool Bad idea: Granting amnesty for dictatorship's human rights violations, like Uruguay's parliament did in 1986. Good idea: Un-granting previously granted amnesty, like Uruguay's parliament did Tuesday  (rnw.nl) (18)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Good: Booze. Bad: Pub brawl. Good: Ambulance. Bad: Nicotine withdrawal. Good: Stop for a smoke break. Bad: Stagger drunkenly into traffic  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)
(Stuff.co.nz) Sad If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices  (stuff.co.nz) (29)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting The good news: There was a massive income growth in the Reagan and post-Reagan years, particularly during the George W. Bush administration. The bad news: But only for the famous 1 percenters - everybody else got hosed  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (142)
(Some Roland) PSA Bad news: there will be no Dark Tower movie. HOLY F*CKING SHIAT THIS IS AWESOME NEWS: it will instead be an HBO series  (toplessrobot.com) (118)
(Daily Kos) Scary New GOP sponsored bill could lead to the end of Twitter and YouTube. So it's like, half-bad  (dailykos.com) (143)
(io9) Obvious Science proves getting silicone injected directly into your body is a bad idea. Adamantium test results not yet submitted  (io9.com) (16)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule  (mirror.co.uk) (68)
(Some Guy) Cool Jon Huntsman advocates getting everyone on a "level playing field" on Colbert last night, putting him left of every single person running for president in 2012. This is bad news...for Huntsman  (colbertnation.com) (57)
(The New York Times) Amusing Walter White's blue meth? In *my* new episode of The Walking Dead? It's more likely than you think (last paragraph contains spoiler for fourth-season finale of "Breaking Bad")  (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) (136)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Discovery) Sad Children in the U.S. are tops in receiving bad marks  (news.discovery.com) (94)
(MyFox Twin Cities) Obvious Problem: Minnesota needs manufacturing workers bad, but since it's flyover country and there may not be an Apple store for 100 miles, OWS protesters need not bother  (myfoxtwincities.com) (248)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Bad news: County would lay off more than 1,000 under Preckwinkle budget. Good news: "Preckwinkle" is pretty fun to say. Try it  (suntimes.com) (25)
(InfoWorld) Amusing Stupid hacker tricks: Exploits gone bad  (infoworld.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Arise, Sir Badonk of Donk. Flasher bares bottom to Queen Elizabeth  (news.yahoo.com) (48)


Sat October 22, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Will LSU miss its suspended players? Can Sparty take down the Badgers? Can Mizzou keep up with the Cowboys? It's time for a Saturday college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1538)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Five super-rich Americans who started out super poor. Too bad five was all they could find  (investinganswers.com) (44)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Today's Friday Photo Fun gives you the opportunity to put the face with the crime. Subby has a bad feeling about contestant A. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern  (thesmokinggun.com) (15)
(NYPost) Scary While you were busy being distracted by those hippies in Zuccotti square, Bank of America just transferred $55 trillion in bad debts to taxpayer-backed accounts  (nypost.com) (357)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Neatorama) Amusing Drill instructor and film badass R. Lee Ermey caught knitting. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, YOU BUNCH OF JACKWAGONS?  (neatorama.com) (64)
(YouTube) Amusing Romney: I will force spiders and badgers on the enemy. I want everyone to stuff the ice chest  (youtube.com) (21)
(SoOomMe GuuyY) Spiffy Computer games may help people with Parkinson's. Too bad Parkinson's Simulator 2010 was little more than hitting F11 over and over  (medicalxpress.com) (14)
(BBC) Sad Bad: Your sister is murdered. Cool: You set up a charity walk in her memory: Fark: You get gangrene in the process and have part of your leg amputated  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Warming Glow) Amusing When the "Breaking Bad" cast throws a wrap party, the "Breaking Bad" cast throws a KICKASS wrap party. (contains possible spoilers for the fourth season finale)  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (72)
(Crooks & Liars) Dumbass Pat Buchanan: I'm not saying that minorities are bad for the US, I'm just saying things will go downhill as it gets darker around here, if you catch my drift  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (333)
(CBS News) Ironic Study finds that President Obama "has suffered the most unrelentingly negative treatment" of all presidential candidates over the past five months. This is bad news for the 'liberal media'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Off-duty cop robbed of his wallet, badge, dignity  (chicagotribune.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Sad Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook  (dailymail.co.uk) (150)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary High school team badly beaten by opposing players. Did I say team? I meant coach  (ajc.com) (39)
(kctv5.com) Hero Bad economy = more sex. HOORAY, GLOBAL ECONOMIC MELTDOWN  (kctv5.com) (42)
(Newsplex) Stupid Your snowflake voluntarily left a concert, and then something bad happened to her outside? SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE  (newsplex.com) (259)
(Deadline) Followup The Micronauts movie is moving forward, with the Zombieland screenwriters attached. While that's good news, the bad news is that JJ "Lensflare" Abrams is on board as well  (deadline.com) (99)
(Yahoo) Interesting Cardinals' Ulysses S. Grant look-alike throws 98 mph; Can't see jack shiat. This is bad news for Texas  (sports.yahoo.com) (58)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Bad: domestic abuse. Worse: domestic abuse case consisting of woman throwing cupcakes at husband. You, sir, must report to the nearest sports bar and hand in your testicles  (huffingtonpost.com) (113)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Sad Jason Lee's cop drama "Memphis Beat" canceled due to poor ratings. That's some bad karma  (starpulse.com) (62)

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