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Fri May 25, 2012
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(whdh)
Don't you just hate it when a bunch of heifers crash your party and drink all the beer?
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www1.whdh.com
)
(34)
Thu May 24, 2012
(Some Guy)
This could be bad news if you have triskaidekaphobia, taphephobia, thanatophobia, placophobia or, if you are reading this headline, hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio phobia
(
wkbw.com
)
(51)
Mon May 21, 2012
(The Oakland Press)
I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It-now with added trailer park and frying pan fight
(
theoaklandpress.com
)
(31)
Tue May 08, 2012
When you drink, you pass out in the yard. When you pass out in the yard, your party guests can't see you. When your party guests can't see you, one of them will drive over you. Don't let your party guests drive over you
(
wrcbtv.com
)
(43)
Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Guy)
When you drink, you pass out on the sofa. When you pass out on the sofa, the toddler is left alone in the backyard. When the toddler is alone in the backyard, the dog rips his clothes off. Don't let the dog rip the toddler's clothes off
(
fox8.com
)
(48)
Sat May 05, 2012
Five dogs poisoned by antifreeze-coated fish tossed into their backyard. Fark: For the second time. Super sad: Two of them need $10,000 of dialysis to keep them alive and the owner can't afford it
(
wtkr.com
)
(324)
Sat April 28, 2012
You never know what to expect when you discover your crazy ex-girlfriend has sneaked into your backyard to drink and tan by your pool
(
nwfdailynews.com
)
(105)
Wed April 25, 2012
Top ten places for odd do-it-yourself-supplies for your retro-encabulator, backyard fission reactor, quadro-triticale hot house, whole house rollercoaster, or doit-yourself Sybian flux solenoid
(
wired.com
)
(68)
Mon April 23, 2012
If you murder your wife and bury her underneath the backyard shed, don't sell your house and move to another county. The police may not have forgotten about you, even if it's been 20 years
(
baltimoresun.com
)
(80)
Fri April 20, 2012
(Some Aussie)
Continuing our long-running series of Australian Animals That Will Kill You: Backyard orb spider eats 1.5m snake
(
cairns.com.au
)
(127)
Tue March 13, 2012
Man tells 911 operator his neighbor is masturbating in his backyard. Skeptical, 911 operator tells man, 'You gotta be yanking my chain.' With edgy mug shot
(
blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(41)
Fri February 24, 2012
(Some Smoker)
Want to grill in your backyard? Sure. Have a firepit? Ok. Smoke a cigarette? Why do you want to kill your neighbors' kids?
(
sacramento.cbslocal.com
)
(180)
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