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156 headlines found matching 'baby'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists double power output of terahertz laser, which will be useful for sweet baby Jesus just no
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Old man and baby end up in a strange time continuum wearing the same hideous green shirt and plaid shorts
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Star Trek Beyonce
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking to get it on... oh baby, lets get it on... let's find the sexiest songs of all time to make the perfect playlist for sexy time, sugar
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man jumps in lake so that he may save baby deer from drowning. He does so and then takes the cutest pic with fawn on his lap
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am unable to get my spouse pregnant, so my gay brother agreed to be our sperm donor. However, he and my wife have begun talking about raising 'their' baby and I feel shut out of my marriage. Should I call the whole thing off?"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Wait, tell me that this rare white lion cub that was just born won't make the children cry?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rob Halford goes onstage with BABYMETAL to perform "Painkiller" and "Breaking the Law" - what could be more metal?
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby feathertail glider weighs in at one gram at Australian zoo
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Sat July 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Two baby kittens rescued from under a Walmart freezer. Save lives, live better on Caturday
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
This stroller charges your phone so you can play Pokémon Go while walking your baby, but please clean up after your baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IKEA issues recall for 80,000 baby gates. Nobody knows how to complete recall because instructions are in Swedish
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago this month, Max Payne proved video games about bullet-time, baby murder and rat infested subways could be awesome
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: bicyclist finds baby alligator along trail. Fark: in northern Minnesota
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old Indiana girl finds baby in her backyard. Indiana white storks wanted for questioning
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Mon July 11, 2016
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
The do's and don'ts of babysitting. Do: Put kids to bed on time. Don't: Put kids in washers and dryers
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Sat July 09, 2016
(New York Public Library)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is back and has a babysitting gig today. What are the best books to read to kids?
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
On a day like today, what we really need to make things a bit better is some doses of wisdom from the late, great Bob Ross. With bonus pic of the master with a baby raccoon
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Wasted 19-year-old babysitter with four kids in the car tells cop that that's just how kids roll these days
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An actual lamb showed up in the D-backs clubhouse to help its namesake win the All-Star Game Final Vote. Can we vote this baby sheep in too?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, baby, can I buy you a drink? How about an ipecac?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because you've been begging for nightmare fuel, here's a hyper-realistic silicone baby being unboxed
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan white knights Renée Zellweger in a perfect storm of hot, crazy
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Wade to Cavs is a longshot since they can only offer him a $3.4 million midlevel exception and an Akron Zoo membership. In their favor, they are the defending champions and the zoo does have new baby snow leopard cubs on view this summer
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida mother uses Florida baby to batter Florida man
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You mean you couldn't bed Megan Fox or Angelababy all by yourself, Mr. Chinese businessman? That's no reason to sue an Australian escort agency for your failure in life
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby owl rides tiny horse. Slow news day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you get annoyed when strangers call you 'baby' or 'sweety'?
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Sun July 03, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan's reputation as one of the world's leading scientific journals in disarray after it predicts global warming will cause a surge in shark attacks this year, although it allows that baby sharks are "cute"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hannah Cohen, a young disabled woman whose mother describes as "partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused" treated to an Independence weekend celebration upon her arrival home in Memphis by the TSA
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
This is what would happen if that King Solomon baby were a golf prodigy
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I want to adopt. We've discussed some details-gender, age, foster care, race. Neither our parents nor us care about race, but I have a family of racists. Should we adopt a minority baby to force them into tolerance?"
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this adorable baby
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man's chickens' cackling wakes him up to a fire and he saves his father's life. Chickens hailed as heroes, rewarded with Sweet Baby Ray's and beers for all
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
It's a holiday weekend, so we would just like to remind beachgoers not to pick up baby seals and put them in shopping bags or put them your bathtub
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who report for competing TV stations eventually become the story as their four-month-old baby is found with cocaine in its system
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Source (Open News))
 
 
 
An algo 'bout the Hamiltons, baby
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Sun June 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Patridge starts a family. Come on, get happy
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are 25 animals drinking from baby bottles
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef rushed to hospital after accidentally creating finger sandwich a la mode for lunch
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Introducing the truly terrifying Millennium FX Animatronic Baby. Bonus: with kill-it-with-fire video
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leaving your baby in the hot car can't be balanced out by putting the baby in the refrigerator
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Women who post photos of their baby bump online discovering the photos are being widely enjoyed and shared on preggophilia sites (SFW)
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If your company shows up in any Trump financial documents, you can expect some roving independent "journalist" libs to come around harassing your mother-in-law while she babysits your kids in order to prove that THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Before letting your children kiss, nuzzle, or lick the baby animals, remember that even the cutesy fuzzy-wuzzy ones are covered in germs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Truck crash covers road in thousands of baby chickens. Owners desperately try to re-coop any losses
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Latest Internet dad challenge: Seeing how many Cheerios you can balance on your baby's head while they sleep
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Thu June 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The old "baby powder in the hair dryer" prank is hilarious. Not quite as hilarious is the old "turn a hair dryer into a flamethrower" prank
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby's dirty diaper - 1, New dad - 0
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You've seen the Maltese Falcon, here is its lesser cousin, the Maltese Pigeon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stupid tag: Man names newborn son Naruto. Sad tag: Because it's the last show he and his brother watched before his brother died in a car accident. Florida tag: Them's the rules
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tales from the Crypt will use fanfiction to write the plot. So, basically, just like Babylon 5 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Mon June 13, 2016
(FWI)
 
 
 
Irish cattle test positive for angel dust, a banned substance across the EU. Authorities recommend you avoid having Irish cattle babysit your children
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pantone 448C aka, "Opaque couché" is named the world's "ugliest" color. Those of us with kids know it by another name: "Baby Poop"
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Help me Princess Leia, you're my only hope for good advice
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Riding along in my automobile, my baby beside me at the wheel, I caught some air at the turn of the mile, my lane is the hottest in my ire
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Janeway wants to board the new Star Trek series. "I want to be the admiral and I want to boss them around"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you thought you had seen all the baby animals, think again. This teeny-weeny koala will melt your entire heart into a puddle of mush
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Some Founding Father)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby camel at the Lincoln Park zoo finally has a name: Alexander Camelton
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Tue June 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every 2 hours. Your Mom can't even bring the pizza downstairs while it's still hot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is not known when ISIS targeted the Nabu temple - which was dedicated to the Babylonian god of wisdom. My guess is quite a while ago when they started their idiotic plans to battle the Trade Federation
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(Some Mad Man)
 
 
 
If they had mommy bloggers back in the 70s this is what you would have had
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to get off a speeding ticket? Simple, have your pregnant wife begin giving birth in the back seat
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Justice for baby Jacob after story of Oregon child who was abused goes viral. Good job, internet
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
John Oliver purchases $14 million in debt, and then forgives it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in firehouse driveway narrowly escapes automated sprinkler system
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A healthier baby can be yours for only the low, low price of $81 a month
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Sun June 05, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Today's Mother of the year candidate is brought to you by West Virginia where a woman tried to sell her neglected 3-month-old baby to a neighbor for $500-$1000
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Complex)
 
 
 
The 80 best gadgets of the '80s. The best part, other than the TOMY Omnibot, is that it's not a slideshow
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OK, now Bieber's just messing with us. No one could self-parody that well without some self-awareness
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Millennials are soooo over Hitler
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Thu June 02, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Megan Fox: "I know, I sound like a lunatic"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You've got to fight .... for your right ... to keep and eat your baby's placenta
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Wed June 01, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunger Games actress Jena Malone impresses her Hollywood friends with a baby name that should earn the kid several years of bullying
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Penis goes WHERE???
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A star is born. Proud nebula insists on showing off baby pictures
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Baby elephant found in storm drain. Funny music theme played while people removed him from drain
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Is Amber Heard a raging liar? All of Johnny Depp's exes think so
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you find yourself spending Memorial Day at the beach, please refrain from taking a selfie with a baby seal
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New research finds that letting a baby cry itself to sleep won't harm its health, but will harm your 5 hour flight
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from the recent incident at Yellowstone with the baby bison, woman brings a baby deer into a police station because she thinks it's been abandoned
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Finding Dory will feature a lesbian couple. The outrage from Christian groups should be priceless
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man shoots doctor who helped deliver his baby 'because he was a man'
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Fri May 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's energy plan explained in three simple words: "Drill, baby, drill"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just four baby beavers being bottle fed. Warning: levels of "dawwwwwww" may reach critical zone
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman goes full WTF on airplane, kicks and screams like a baby, then gets all naked-like
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Wrestler + Million Dollar Baby + Rocky + A Musical + India = SULTAN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As Baby Boomers are approaching their twilight years, they are less healthy than seniors of previous generations
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ohio State Patrol trooper saves 4-month-old baby from fiery upside-down car crash, earning a hero tag and showing once again why babies shouldn't try to drive
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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Thu May 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. A baby praying mantis so small it is dwarfed by a human finger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soleil Moon Frye, whose children are named Lyric and Poet, names her new baby Story. Very simple, no pretext
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Menomonie ♫ do-doo-do-do-do ♫ Menomonie ♫ do-doo-do-do-do ♫ Menomonie ♫ do-doo-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-dodo-dododo ♫ Anyway, there's a baby alpaca
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Tue May 17, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Today, kids, you're going to see how your babysitter supplements her income"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Baby otters sound just like Star Trek Tribbles
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Cop goes on wild goose chase
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Drill, baby, dr... baby? Hey, don't go. COME BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
That's not a toaster. THIS is a toaster
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An artificial skin can be placed in front of your own skin to reduce wrinkles and treat skin conditions. A 'fore skin' if you will
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You think Bartolo Colon's first home run in 19 years was great? You haven't lived until you've heard the Mets' Spanish radio team call it. It's about to get so, so much better: "Hasta la vista, baby"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual list of most popular U.S. baby names. This year, boys go biblical while girls go Hollywood
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Fri May 06, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$200 dollar reward offered for top half of a boat dock mannequin named 'Baby Doll.' Florida? Yes, Florida
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember to always wear your life vest while out boating, especially if you are a Jack Russell terrier
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the perfect example of what is wrong with the baby boomer generation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These baby squirrels hand-reared by volunteers after being made homeless when their tree was cut down will meet 110 percent of your cuteness quotient for the day
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Some cops make the news because they save a baby from a burning car. Some cops leave their firearms and ammunition behind at McDonald's. Guess who made the news?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, hotel employees gossip about you behind your back. But they've devised a secret language so you'll never know what they really mean
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bono wants Christian Rock to stop simply replacing "Baby" with "Jesus"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom does Crossfit until day before she delivers her baby. Resulting posts fill up two thirds of Facebook's server farms
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Imagine being attacked by chickens? Better yet imagine being a baby echidna and being attacked by chickens...by the way: WTF is an ECHIDNA?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Simply: Baby boomers should shut the hell up about millennials
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist: Trump will beat Hillary like 'a baby seal.' Which actually isn't that hard to imagine
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Baby goat in Malaysia born with human face. Gee, wonder how that happens
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Seattle and Portland have nothing on Denver when it comes to keeping it weird. Wooden silhouettes of monkeys and elephants popped up overnight throughout the metro area. Last month it was "strange baby faces"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The online contest to name a cute pair of baby eaglets is now over. Freedom and Liberty beat out other entries such as Stars and Stripes, Riker and Pickard, and Statler and Waldorf
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Kasich who made a deal with Cruz to stop Trump says he's not out to stop Trump
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Rambo + The Walking Dead + The Hills Have Eyes = Hell Yes, Baby
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Thu April 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Prince Purple Rain Live. nothing else needs to be said
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To get attention in brutal fast food marketplace, Wendy's Japan announces pair of burgers: Pretzel Corn Cream Cheese Burger with baby corn, and Pretzel Spicy Avocado Burger with Buffalo wing sauce
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The teenage mothers in the study felt their instincts trumped professional advice and the results of medical research
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil would love this presidential election, baby
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rebellious baby
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
What's worse than your baby having brain cancer? Getting the news your baby may also have been exposed to measles while at the hospital
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Sat April 16, 2016
(107.5 The River)
 
 
 
Where should we leave the baby during the strip club audition? Hot car in the sun? Yup. Let's go with that
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly porcupine fathers two ugly-ass porcupettes with two different baby mamas, can't be bothered to name them (w/ pics & vid)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a one-day old baby goat taking a leap at life
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news people of Mississippi, you can now bring your guns to church to protect the baby Jesus
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now North Carolinians are opposed to breasts, too
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
BABYMETAL rocks America as "Metal Resistance" debuts in top 40 on 4/23 Billboard Album Chart, becoming first Japanese artist to chart there since Kyu Sakamoto and "Sukiyaki"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft lets a big crowd of anonymous web-folk help it caption pictures. What could go wrong?
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Former cheerleader featured on '16 and Pregnant' is now 21 and pregnant again. For the fifth time
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I mean sometimes you just NEED to bring a rifle to a baby shower
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even though buckling in your cases of beer with seatbelts will keep it from moving around the car, the cops may have a problem with you making the kids and baby ride on adults' laps and in the footwells in order to facilitate your cunning plan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My black female roomba appears to have mated with a white roomba and an orange roomba. The litter was huge. I have calico roombas all over the place now. Who wants me to send them one? What do I feed baby roombas?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The International Ski Federation's status report for a female Olympic cross country skier lists her as injured even though she's just pregnant. "Women who were working in the fields couldn't just take nine months off"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jpop/Metal band Babymetal performed on The Colbert Show last night. Typical reaction: WTF am I watching? Hey this isn't bad. I MUST SELL EVERYTHING I OWN AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE WORLD
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a professional wombat cuddler? If so, Derek the ugly-assed baby wombat would like to interview you
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Mon April 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "2,000 squats per day gave curvy twins four-foot butts"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA just figured out there should be limits on arsenic in baby rice cereal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers love the unborn so much they force an expectant mother to feel her body slowly strangle the life out of a fetus until it's stillborn (contains photo that may be disturbing)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, "Severed Dreams" aired: "As of this moment, Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance. We will remain an independent state till President Trump is removed from office"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking during pregnancy found to alter baby's DNA. No word on effect of nearby construction noise
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach tells his team if they win two more games, they can name his baby. Bonus: Team says if they win two more games, they're going to name the baby Benjamin Smalls
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals rebrand Budweiser beer terrace as "gathering place for millennials," which will actually be gathering place for white baby boomers in sneakers who unironically quaff Bud and Blue Moon, same as everywhere else in Nationals Park
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah: Okay, you can have your abortions at 20 weeks and beyond. BUT, you have to give the baby painkillers first
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