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114 headlines found matching 'baby'
Fri November 21, 2014
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Mia Love, the first black Republican woman elected to congress, is a strong opponent of immigration. She was also an anchor baby. Well that's awkward
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(171)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby boy in India born with eight limbs has Hindus up in arms
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(62)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Deaf couple becomes first in UK to have their baby registered with a sign name
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(102)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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Need to annoy your dog? Have a baby and let the fun begin
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(36)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Baby falls three stories, bounces, and crawls away uninjured
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(39)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple takes their seven-month-old baby along during burglary spree. Well, at least they didn't leave the kid sitting in a hot car
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(22)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Justin Bieber is a sugar baby. Fark: To his father
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(15)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?"
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(102)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25 points separating Matt "Old Man" Crafton and Ryan "I Still Have Most Of My Baby Teeth" Blaney. A championship is on the line at the NCWTS Ford Ecoboost 200 season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. 8pm EST on FoxSports1
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(202)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Noted assologist Sir Mix-a-Lot says that Kim Kardashian's back is not the finest a baby can have
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(79)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man mails 15 live baby chicks to his ex-girlfriend because "there are lots of chicks out there"
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Wed November 12, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Babymetal to team with the guitar wankers of DragonForce in a move bound to drive metalcore knucledraggers over the edge
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
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An entire pack of lions attack a baby elephant and lose. I didn't know they had elephants in Detroit
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(14)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Parents driven into a hysterical PANIC after a popular baby wipe tweaks its formula and the wipes smell different
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Fri November 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby sea otter rescued off shores of California, now being cared for by Shedd's Aquarium in Chicago (w/ ugly-ass pics)
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(34)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Forget happy feet. This baby penguin has happy wheels. Vroom vroom
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(15)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
"I will NEVER impose my religious beliefs on my children," says guy dressing baby in Chicago Bears onesie
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(24)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
For a mere $50,000 you can name a baby giraffe at the Dallas Zoo
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(36)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Baby pandas: 2, Zookeeper: 0
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(10)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Oooh, aaahh. *ow ow ow* Oh yeah, baby. *ow ow ow* Do you like it like that? *ow ow ow* Oh, goddamnitsomuch
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says genetics are the main thing that determines a child's IQ, so you can throw all that Baby Einstein crap away
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(95)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly ass collection of baby ducks
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(18)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman walks--Hey, how you doin'...Woman walks aro--'sup darlin'...Woman walks around New--Hey baby, you lookin fine...Woman walks around New York with a GoPro--Daayum. Just watch
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Tue October 28, 2014
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Baby wipe recall issued. Turns out sriracha flavor was not all that popular
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi residents find baby strollers a more convenient way to carry their guns than a burdensome shoulder holster. "What could possibly go wrong?" seems so inadequate for this story
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Mon October 27, 2014
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Baby showers are fun because you get to play silly games like "Don't Say 'Baby,'" "Guess the Mom's Measurements," and "Brawl in the Parking Lot"
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
New findings reveal that a baby's cry can indicate hunger, diaper change, cocaine use by the mother
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom enters her six-week-old baby in a beauty pageant. 'I knew she was a stunner when I saw the ultrasound image'
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boyfriend: The dingo bit my baby
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(7)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass bald baby hedgehog to spend Christmas indoors after losing all his spikes: "He is very different than what you would normally expect from a hedgehog, he looks almost prehistoric"
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Mon October 20, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If any Farkers had a baby today, you can get them started on retirement with a free $500
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Sun October 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another great moment of "It's on, baby," coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs jabs at Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver for his critical comments and said he should have worn a chicken suit while saying them
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Twenty five photos of people from Chicago eating pizza (submitted by a New Yorker, obviously)
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Parents name their baby boy Lucifer because the mother had a hard labor
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(31)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the sweet carnage of last weekend, what's next? Dawgs already got bit. Can UT hook OK? There's UDub at Cal, the I's have it in Ames, Duke sucks at GT, Frogs at Bears, USC @ AZ, can the Misses strike again and lots more. CFB - flame on, baby
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An orphaned kitten named Babybel, who lost her leg in a mousetrap while looking for food, has found a new furr-ever home just in time for Caturday. Beware because she still loves cheese
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Fri October 10, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Baby's fan allegiance to be decided by Giants-Eagles game, parents say
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man claims he was robbed on I-75. Police find video showing he was at work with prostitute. Man then explains prostitute stole his wallet, made up story to keep job, girlfriend, baby. Confused? You won't be, after this week's episode of ... Florida
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Sat October 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Haitian dictator "Baby Doc" Duvalier dies at 63; Abe Vigoda seen walking down the street whistling to himself, carrying a little doll and a pin
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Fri October 03, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis introduce their newborn baby girl Wyatt to the world. Damn it Kelso. Wyatt's a dude's name. Dumbass
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Thu October 02, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey baby, you want some fries to go with that shake?" "No thanks, I'm making my own in my vagina"
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby elephant will never forget the park rangers who risked their lives to save him from drowning in South African river
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(14)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Nothing says autumn is here quite like the first Baby Jumping Festival of the season where ordinary adults dress up like devils and threaten people with whips before jumping over babies in the street
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby is more likely to survive her first year in A) Alabama or B) Lebanon
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(124)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The NY Post attacks newborn Clinton baby. No, really
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(409)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The first genetically modified humans will graduate high school this year. We don't know who any of them are, so here's a helpful picture of what a teenager might look like
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Wed September 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Family celebrates arrival of their first baby girl. FARK: In 101 years (w/pics)
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Young mothers posting baby pics online should check out Instagram's new "Hand That Rocks The Cradle" MMO
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Mon September 22, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Baby boomers? Hypocrites. Gen X? Slackers. Gen Y? Narcissists. So, what about Gen Z?
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(114)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pucker up, baby: it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(64)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This year: 'Save the cougars of L.A." Next year: 'Kill the murdering, mountain lions that ate my baby'
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(62)
 
(MK Web)
 
 
 
Parents persuaded by council not to name their newborn baby after a transport company
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(30)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disapproving baby
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(23)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gillibrand drops the F-bomb in an interview about a congressional colleague who'd told her she put on too much baby weight; now he says he loves it when she talks dirty
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
If you haven't cried your eyes out like a little baby yet today
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(97)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered just why a baby crying is such an irritating noise?
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Sat September 13, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AZ GOP vice-chair calls for sterilizing poor women, saying "If you want a baby, get a job"
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Fri September 12, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Other than anesthetized, the 10 best states to have babby
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(45)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"911, help, my wife is having a baby." "Okay, don't worry, we'll send some more pregnant women to your house"
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There was a time in our society when people thought it was good idea to put their babies in cages and hang them outside of windows to air them out
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving judge saves a baby falling from a burning building. Just kidding, he got busted driving drunk
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Nashville Zoo celebrates the arrival of an ugly-ass baby red panda
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(25)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smartphone app helps save baby's life, presumably by teaching the child which birds should be avoided due to their anger issues
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson gives birth to baby girl, goes completely against celebrity tradition by actually finding a normal baby name
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers discover dinosaur babysitter. No word on whether a baby elephant vacuum cleaner was also found nearby
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Take the deafening, cacophonous noise of death metal and mix it with the shrill, cloying voices of J-Pop and you get Babymetal. May 弁財天 have mercy on us all
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are stealing from a Wal-Mart, remember to take your baby with you
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Thu August 28, 2014
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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Wed August 27, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
One of the perils of refusing to have sex with the babysitter
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(64)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Florida provides its alternate ending to "baby locked in a hot car"
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(53)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby on board, Dad in Walmart
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(39)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Do you need a baby name that's nowhere near the top 10 - or even the top 1000? Be the first on your block to register your little Cassiopeia Amandine for school
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(13)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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Fri August 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft, at the forefront of innovation, to preview Windows 9(5) and its amazing start menu. Start me up, baby
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(142)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(34)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a kid with Down's? You're a monster if you allow it to live
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(362)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera reveals this week's Farked-up baby name
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grown man gets helplessly stuck in a baby's high chair. Friends rush to help with mashed peas and carrots, a spoon for the airplane to land
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(14)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James takes ice bucket challenge, tags Barack Obama in it. It's on, baby
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A rousing game of duct duct goose, mother gets her baby back baby back baby back, and Romney needs a full OS upgrade: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/10 - 8/16
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(4)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the corona shifts closer to the black hole, the gravity exerts a stronger tug on the X-rays emitted by it, as other high-energy light emanates from both the corona and the surrounding accretion disk of superheated material. Yeah it does, baby
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(13)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Can there be a happier day than the day you save a baby's life? This one might be
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(12)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered when WKRP In Cincinnati will be released on DVD, here you go
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Thu August 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Marvel has decided to take care of all your Dancing Baby Groot video needs
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby lynxii born at Minneapolis Zoo
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet "184," the first test-tube baby penguin. It is unknown on if he will join a physically-deformed villain plotting world domination
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(20)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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Mon August 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy who was born without ears has a pair created from his ribs. Delighted mother says, "I've finally got my baby back"
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things we can learn from this article: 1) it's possible to remove your fingerprints completely, leaving your fingers as smooth as a baby's butt; 2) police are apparently familiar with fingerprinting baby's butts
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(46)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Reel in horror as you watch an innocent man beset by multitudes of attacking baby sharks
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(14)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man charged with theft and child endangerment after shoplifting from a Kohl's and leaving behind the 4 year-old he was supposed to be babysitting
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(12)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
CDC announces recent alarming increase in adult type 2 diabeetus can be traced to increasing numbers of baby sloth videos on the internet. Especially this one
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(6)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(29)
 
(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion's baby
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 movie, yes
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(181)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
A very pregnant Rachel Bilson decides to wear all black... probably because she's carrying Emo Darth Vader's baby
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Toddler squeezes through White House fence. Secret Service agents quickly subdued, quoted saying "Who's my little terrorist baby? Yes you ARE. Yes you are"
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(96)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
No Lady, the Lego store at the mall is not there to babysit your little snowflake
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(72)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
I don't always babysit, but when I do, I prefer Cinco maybe Seis Equis
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Extremely rare ugly-ass tuatara hatching in New Zealand. It's like a baby dinosaur that eats orcs
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(8)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man burglarizes home while his girlfriend and two-year-old wait in the car. If that isn't enough for you, he stole a collection of baby teeth. Wait, people collect baby teeth?
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(43)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
My Petting Zoo in Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes an ugly-ass baby Geep (offspring of a female sheep and a goat) named Butterfly
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(49)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cops break into locked car, save a helpless baby... doll
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(52)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(147)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
♫Aruba, Jamaica oooh I wanna take you, to Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go, oooh I wanna take you down to Roofie Island♫
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
So tell me again, how many concept meetings did your baby toy company have before deciding that fake prescription bottles filled with candy was a winning idea?
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
9:30 a.m. - Redneck Baby Contest. 3 p.m. - Cornhole. 10:30 p.m. - Bikini Bullride Contest. 9:30 a.m. Sunday - Church Services. Just another year at the Tilton Redneck Games
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