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Headlines matching 'baby'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(MSNBC) Strange China to ban names that signal 'orphan' status. Example - Tossy McBaby  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (35)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Old and busted: dwarf tossing -- New Hotness: Baby as dumbbell  (wbtv.com) (29)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Google) Spiffy Will Mittens lick Santorum in Colorado? Will conservatives in Missoura change the race? Will Giant Elderly Baby do any better than third? Who is RON PAUL? It's your Minnesota/Missouri/Colorado Republican election thread  (google.com) (814)
(Daily Stab) Strange Robert Downey Jr. jumped on the crazy baby name train in Hollywood naming his new baby boy: Exton  (dailystab.com) (87)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Heroes: How elite special forces armed to their teeth busted into Kim Dotcom's family mansion to capture two kids, one baby, two Filipino nannies, a woman and one clumsy meganerd  (gizmodo.com) (53)
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Is Beyonce's post-baby body hotter than Victoria Beckham's? Is a thick, juicy steak better than a bag of antlers?  (mirror.co.uk) (80)


Mon February 06, 2012
(News.com.au) Asinine Pop quiz. A woman and baby are being washed away by a flood. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? c) pull out your smart phone and shoot the video  (news.com.au) (185)
(Some Guy) Scary I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave cocaine for ya  (wavy.com) (51)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chronicle of Higher Ed) Sad Not news: Baby tested for fear of rat, dog and monkey. News: Unafraid until accompanied by loud clang. Fark: He was probably autistic, and the shady research psychologists knew it. Ultrafark: The year was 1920  (chronicle.com) (39)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Sappy Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She's adorable  (mysuncoast.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Weird The most clever, conniving way to adopt your own baby ever  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (112)
(New York Daily News) Scary Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats  (nydailynews.com) (43)


Thu February 02, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Spiffy Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo  (nwfdailynews.com) (14)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Salon) Dumbass You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?  (salon.com) (125)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Mail) Followup 20-year-old babysitter's diary entry about 14-year-old boy: 'I don't care about the law.' The law: 'Ahem'  (middletownpress.com) (207)
(LA Times) Sad Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble  (latimes.com) (27)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly  (dailymail.co.uk) (188)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail 11 year-old, super tough guy-in-training, picks on woman with baby stroller. Has to pull his gun to make sure everyone knows he is a true gangster. Ends up in jail. Next up-stealing candy from 5-year-old girls  (katu.com) (298)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Scary Crazed doctors revive vampire baby. It's even immune to the Sun, which is there  (thesun.co.uk) (18)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Proof that if you're going to get trapped in a well, it helps to be an 18 month-old baby girl rather than a 53 year-old black guy  (myfoxdc.com) (25)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass In a shocking turn of events, public officials determine that God is a lousy babysitter  (citizensvoice.com) (16)
(WTOP) Spiffy Pregnant woman's water breaks on lawn outside the hospital; doctors and nurses come to the fescue and deliver baby  (wtop.com) (35)


Wed January 25, 2012
(KeysNet) Florida Mom tries to sell her 8-month-old son for $7,000. Dunno, sounds a little expensive to me  (keysnet.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Asinine If you were planning on going to Olympics this year but were concerned that there wouldn't be enough infants and screaming babies present to make it a truly enjoyable experience, I've got some good news for you  (moms.today.msnbc.msn.com) (55)


Tue January 24, 2012
(io9) Sappy Ugly ass baby bear cubs sound just like ugly ass baby humans  (io9.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Interesting New book claims you can prevent cancer by A: Taking baby aspirin? B: Eating lunch at the same time each day? C: Wearing better shoes? or D: All of the above?  (www2.macleans.ca) (61)
(Daily Mail) Sad Pics of herd of elephants bidding farewell to three-month-old calf that died of congenital heart defect  (dailymail.co.uk) (132)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Time) Scary Year of the Dragon to spur baby boom in Asia. Because if there's one thing Asia needs, it's more people  (newsfeed.time.com) (86)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Baby Boomers, who refused to save for retirement, ran up the national debt and bankrupted Social Security, have told their kids "The only 'inheritance' you'll get is the bill for all the debt we've run up"  (huffingtonpost.com) (323)


Thu January 19, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing Baby: (v_v); Dad: *motorboat*; Baby: (⊙_⊙)  (thesun.co.uk) (88)
(Herald-Leader) Stupid Mother-of-the-year contender leaves infant in shopping cart outside the liquor store. In 26 degree weather  (kentucky.com) (85)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)
(STV.tv) Stupid Help, the babysitter's drunk: Three-year-old calls the cops after woman looking after him downs a bottle of wine  (news.stv.tv) (20)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Advice Found out that my wife and I are expecting a baby girl I need your help TF - what should we name her?  (fark.com) (251)
(Some Guy) Followup Woman who was hit by lightning last summer when she was 3 months pregnant gives birth to healthy baby girl. No word if "Sopa Pipa Alberti" has super powers yet  (kktv.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum  (dailymail.co.uk) (324)
(YouTube) Caturday Kitten and baby deer come together for caturd... I mean internet blackout day  (youtube.com) (39)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Unlike the old days, votes can now be bought wholesale. The new process is much more streamlined and efficient than the old methods  (washingtonpost.com) (52)


Mon January 16, 2012
(First Coast News) Sappy Meet the 145-pound baby that is sure to warm your heart   (jacksonvillenorthestates.firstcoastnews.com) (20)


Sun January 15, 2012
(LiveLeak) Scary Don't worry. We can probably guarantee the monkey with the human baby face won't be outside your window tonight, scratching to get in. Well maybe we can guarantee. Who are we kidding? He's out there now  (liveleak.com) (21)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Strange So baseball bats and hot grease it is then? Very well . . . EN GARDE  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (21)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Out, out, baby  (palmbeachpost.com) (53)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Spiffy Karen, take it easy... I love you. You know I love you. Be careful, baby. Don't. Just put it down. You're all I want, Karen. Please put the gun down  (washingtonpost.com) (56)


Wed January 11, 2012
(YouTube) Sappy Bath time for baby sloths. Set Cute Ray to overload  (youtube.com) (20)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NFL.com) Stupid What if Tim Tebow and Michele Bachmann had a baby? Seriously, what kind of half-assed website asks that question?  (nfl.com) (44)
(ABC) Strange Baby born inside-out. That must have been one hell of a birth canal  (abcnews.go.com) (95)
(NYPost) Interesting Heinz now taking baby steps to catch up in the infant food market, hoping for find the correct formula  (nypost.com) (9)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Deadline) Spiffy Hey baby, ever fark a movie star? How about an award-winning effects producer? No? Oh well  (deadline.com) (19)
(Daily Mail) Sad Mother has baby induced early so she can meet her dying 10-year-old sister. With pics that may make you call your cleaning lady to remove all the dust in this room  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Wimp) Video Orphaned baby raccoon, raised and domesticated, makes a strong case to steal votes, hearts from Caturday  (wimp.com) (36)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Fark) Interesting Ladies, when you were pregnant...what retarded drivel/advice not based on actual science or reality did you hear from friends, family, coworkers or random strangers? Anything from guessing the sex of the baby to your personal diet to birthing  (fark.com) (410)
(Celebitchy) Spiffy Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby preparation checklist: private suite, flat screen TV, gourmet chef, custom "birthing weave"  (celebitchy.com) (19)
(News.com.au) Amusing Government list of disallowed baby names shows that New Zealand parents still cannot get Anal*  (news.com.au) (46)
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Man robs the elderly, steals donation jar, caught before taking candy from a baby  (mysuncoast.com) (15)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Woman gives birth to 15 pound, 7 ounce baby. Man, this childhood obesity problem is really getting out of hand  (duluthnewstribune.com) (80)
(Some Tapir Baby Daddy) Florida Ugly ass baby Tapir the first new year baby at the Tampa Zoo. With ugly ass pics  (southtampa.wtsp.com) (37)
(YouTube) Spiffy And now for no reason, a baby owl taking a bath. A moist owlet if you will  (youtube.com) (26)
(truTV) Amusing A journalist's experience in Iowa. "One elderly woman told me to 'go away' when I asked her about her Romney button, and another flipped me the bird. I even tried holding a baby"  (blog.trutv.com) (69)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass "Johnson allegedly concealed 17 cans of baby formula, two douches, three toothbrushes, one bottle of K-Y lubricant, one bottle of shaving gel and one Lysol refill into a black diaper bag"  (rn-t.com) (163)
(CNN) Amusing Fergie thinks she might have a baby this year. But how will she know when her water breaks?  (cnn.com) (49)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Celebslam) Hero Jessica Alba had a baby in August and looks like this in a bikini now  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (145)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists mystified as babies keep getting bigger and longer. IT'S CALLED "GROWING UP", DUMBASSES  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)
(MSNBC) Sappy Bad news: Woman gets raped. Worse news: Gets pregnant and gives up baby for adoption. Sappy: Reunites with daughter 77 years later. I think there's dust in my eye leftover from the Dust Bowl  (msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Jacob overtakes Jose as most popular boy's name in Texas. Also receiving votes: Divinefavour, JesusNazaret and King-David, Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. Sadly, I'm not joking  (chron.com) (229)
(CNN) Spiffy Michigan State wages war on words "It's amazing, you didn't know that the ginormous baby-bump your pet parent showed you in the man cave was trickeration?"  (cnn.com) (88)
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Discover) Dumbass Sick of Dick Clark's New Year's Eve show? This'll make you - and everyone - sicker  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (128)
(Daily Mail) Sad Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool A Kings of Leon rocker and his Victoria's Secret spouse are going to be first time parents. There's no obvious baby bump to showcase just yet but there are a couple of Angel poses worth viewing  (bittenandbound.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Catholic school teacher fired for becoming pregnant through artificial insemination. You know, the last time a woman had a kid with no father present, they made her a saint  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Tue December 27, 2011
(NPR) Amusing President Obama holds baby and whispers in his ear: "Sock it to me, baby", baby complies  (npr.org) (109)
(Telegram) Photoshop Photoshop this baby turtle  (telegram.com) (30)
(USA Today) Scary Missing Indiana girl found dead; babysitter charged. Hourly  (usatoday.com) (104)


Sun December 25, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Sad Rash of Baby Jesus figure thefts continues. Locals say it makes no frankincense  (wxyz.com) (26)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Female spiders who immediately eat their mates after sex produce healthier babies. Keep this in mind when you're writing out your next paternity check  (mnn.com) (38)


Fri December 23, 2011
(New Zealand Herald) Unlikely "All about me" attitude fades at age 33, say researchers who have never met any baby boomers  (nzherald.co.nz) (30)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Ugly-ass baby polar bear has a face even his mother couldn't love  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange It's one thing to be the criminal mastermind behind the thefts of all the Baby Jesus' from outdoor nativity scenes in your town. But do you have to put the remaining figures left behind in sexually suggestive positions as well?  (peninsuladailynews.com) (72)
(The Sun) Strange Woman spends last five months of pregnancy upside down to keep baby from falling out  (thesun.co.uk) (130)
(Daily Record (UK)) Silly Jesuslovesme and Awesome among the baby names registered in Scotland this year. Why can't people use traditional names like Dòmhnallaidh and Slàinidh?  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (52)
(Daily Mail) Strange He's just this guy, you know?  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)
(SFGate) Sad Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables. "That's some good shiat right there"  (blog.sfgate.com) (107)


Tue December 20, 2011
(German Herald) Interesting New laboratory is growing human skin from foreskins collected from infants. It's safe, completely natural and the only side effect is that when burn victims see pretty women, they stand up straighter  (germanherald.com) (120)
(Gizmodo) Scary This is the creepiest image of a spider you will ever see: the only spider in the world that carries her babies like a human mother would  (gizmodo.com) (86)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Business News Daily) Obvious How to sell to baby boomers: Make it all about them  (businessnewsdaily.com) (83)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing England says you are too dumb to get married or have a baby? No problem, just go to Ireland  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)
(Slate) Silly So... just why did Apple name their new digital assistant Siri? A baby name expert has the answers  (slate.com) (86)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but one school played its song "Baby" repetitively during passing periods until students paid a $1000 ransom to charity, just to make it stop  (suntimes.com) (71)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Protip: If your baby doesn't do anything for eight months, it may not be alive  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)
(AL.com) Sappy Ugly ass baby orangutan born at the Birmingham Zoo (with pic)  (blog.al.com) (13)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Discover) Cool Staggeringly beautiful Hubble pic of a tantrum being thrown by a 30 octillion ton baby  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Cool Ugly-ass baby Gentoo penguin chick makes its debut at Sea World Queensland. With pics and video  (brisbanetimes.com.au) (28)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas"  (myfoxdc.com) (37)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The New York Times) Ironic Wealthy Republicans: Drill,Baby, drill. Wait...what? NIMBY  (nytimes.com) (102)
(Delta Quadrant Daily) Obvious Six reasons Star Trek: Voyager was the worst moment in the Star Trek franchise. Yes, even moreso than Enterprise or Babylon 5  (giantfreakinrobot.com) (446)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Ugly Ass baby cyclops pig can drink two beers at once  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)
(Abc.net.au) Amusing A baby fur seal has made its way into a New Zealand home and taken a quick nap on the couch  (abc.net.au) (68)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Reuters) Stupid Nativity scene in Caracas features Hugo Chavez next to baby Jesus. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?  (reuters.com) (55)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies  (consumerist.com) (240)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LiveLeak) Sappy Baby elephant pool party. This is not a euphemism  (liveleak.com) (16)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Woman catching heat for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a home (with "Come on, baby, light my fire" mugshot goodness)  (kltv.com) (73)


Thu December 08, 2011
(IndyStar) Sad Remember, when you drop your child off with a babysitter you found on Craigslist, you have to return later to pick him back up. "Quit (expletive) calling my phone"  (indystar.com) (121)


Tue December 06, 2011
(BBC) Scary Japanese powdered baby formula is high in calcium, which is necess... wait, cesium?  (bbc.co.uk) (43)


Mon December 05, 2011
(MSNBC) Florida Mother who tried to sell her baby for $7,000 will need to sell her other child to make bond  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (21)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Daily Mail) Florida Pro Tip: When attempting to escape Wal-Mart security after being caught shoplifting, it usually isn't the best policy to use your baby as a weapon by swinging it at the officers  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Who should pay for the aging water infrastructure? Baby boomers whistle and point out that they got theirs, so f*ck you  (theatlanticcities.com) (206)
(CNN) PSA The most popular baby names of 2011 are here, and let's welcome a whole generation of children who will get teased by kids in their class with normal, unpretentious names  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (439)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman  (athlonsports.com) (124)
(Telegraph) Cool Rembrandt painting identified by X-Ray analysis; self-portrait revealed to be underneath later work by unknown artist. Baby. That's just the way it is, baby  (telegraph.co.uk) (20)
(Daily Mail) Strange Biologists discover albino dolphin; from Hell's heart, stab at thee; for hate's sake, spit their last breath at thee  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)


Thu December 01, 2011
(YouTube) Florida One woman, 15 children by 5 babydaddys, fiancée in jail and "somebody needs to pay for ALL my chilren"  (youtube.com) (309)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Why not mix it up this Christmas with a shotgun shell Mother Mary, a penguin Joseph, and a s'more baby Jesus?  (whyismarko.com) (39)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Aberdeen, SD) Photoshop Photoshop this baby buggy, bub  (shorpy.com) (29)
(Daily Mail) Sad Today in keeping it real: Baby shot in the head and seven others injured in hail of gunfire during the filming of rap video  (dailymail.co.uk) (51)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida There's nothing creepier than a strange man knocking on your door late at night and when you answer he rocks his hands back and forth like he's cradling an invisible baby  (nwfdailynews.com) (19)
(Jacksonville.com) Florida Look, one more time- if you buy a hooker and the sex is no good, do not kidnap her baby and leave it in a field. How many times do we need to go over this, people of Florida?  (jacksonville.com) (28)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Woman gives birth moments after getting off plane...saving on the controversial airline "Baby Birthing Fee"  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)
(The New York Times) Amusing Parents increasingly hit Google to help pick baby names, particularly to avoid stripper names for their daughters. "I didn't want there to be a Google identity for her to wrestle with"  (nytimes.com) (264)


Sat November 26, 2011
(YouTube) Caturday Caturday bonus: a new "Simon's Cat" video (with animated baby kittieh goodness)  (youtube.com) (16)


Fri November 25, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing In Serbia, a cop and a small-time robber stealing a baby from a local millionaire counts as biology  (iheartchaos.com) (14)
(The Local (Germany)) Unlikely After squeezing out 13 kids, huge mom has giant baby and names it "Jihad"  (thelocal.de) (131)


Thu November 24, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"  (realclearpolitics.com) (409)


Wed November 23, 2011
(CNBC) Spiffy Why inflation hits Baby Boomers the hardest. Were we supposed to care?  (cnbc.com) (23)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Couple who named their children Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation and Honzlynn Hinler have new baby taken by the state. What the heil?  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (127)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Sun) Fail Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is in trouble, so naturally she's talking about having a baby  (thesun.co.uk) (83)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Baby Owl loves to be petted. O RLY? YA RLY  (dailymail.co.uk) (71)
(Miami New Times) Florida Never give a baby a wine cooler. Never slap your sister. Never slap your sister for giving a baby a wine cooler  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (78)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Live Science) Spiffy If you were intensely engaged in a dynamic, bidirectional, biological dialogue when an infant you are a more erudite person than those bottle feeders  (livescience.com) (42)
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine This is why you don't hire a 32-year-old man you found on Craigslist to babysit your 6-year-old daughter  (chron.com) (85)
(Daily Record (UK)) Amusing Doctors find new baby each time pregnant woman goes for scan  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (48)


Thu November 17, 2011
(TMZ) Asinine Beibers baby mama: "Can you erase the text where I said this other D-bag is my baby's daddy? KTHXBYE"  (tmz.com) (27)
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Sun) Followup I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but its baby momma ain't its baby momma any more  (thesun.co.uk) (62)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Cool Mom recreates scenes from classic films with her baby boy. With "D'awww" inducing Alien reference  (nydailynews.com) (69)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ) Fail Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth to daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie  (tmz.com) (36)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Ugly-ass baby volcano born in the Canary Islands  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)


Tue November 08, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Boston.com) Sappy Ugly-ass baby gorilla celebrates 1st birthday at Franklin Park Zoo  (boston.com) (10)
(NYPost) Followup Looks like someone can say goodbye to that sweet, sweet, Beiber-baby money  (nypost.com) (91)


Fri November 04, 2011
(YouTube) Video What's better than a barrel of monkeys? How about a sink full of baby hedgehogs  (youtube.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Amusing Norway's claim to fame: Bronze statues of men fighting babies (warning: some nudity--mostly penises)  (awesome-robo.com) (34)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Meet Justin Bieber's baby mama. And yes you would in a freaky deaky way. ( A couple of the pics. are border line Not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Labspaces.net) Scary Researchers find that the fetus-frightening room frightens the fetus  (labspaces.net) (23)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Photographer doing a mom/newborn baby shoot asks the father to join in a couple of shots on a whim. Four days later, he returned to Afghanistan and was killed with twelve others by a suicide bomber. Here is that last photo with his baby girl  (erikhornung.com) (177)


Sun October 30, 2011
(AP) Sad Pregnant woman involved in hit-and-run car crash dies after giving birth. Since the article doesn't mention the baby's father, we can assume this is the second hit-and-run she was a victim of this year  (hosted.ap.org) (136)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Fark) Obvious Oh, it's back all right. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, baby. LET'S DO THIS THING  (fark.com) (30)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)
(CNN) Stupid The European economy faces collapse. The American middle class dream is dying. Ice caps are melting. But ignore all that, and check out this page full of laughing baby and penguin videos. THIS is CNN  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (45)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Listen to the track-by-track cover of U2's 'Achtung Baby' featuring Nine Inch Nails, The Killers, Jack White, Patti Smith, Depeche Mode and more  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (117)
(Huffington Post) Strange So, the top ten baby names right now include Atticus and Katniss. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Hunger Games. At least people are using books  (huffingtonpost.com) (220)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine You don't want your newborn flown out to the front line in Afghanistan? What kind of father are you?  (mirror.co.uk) (32)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Sappy The 20 ugliest baby meerkat pictures on the entire Internet (w/ugly-ass pics)  (buzzfeed.com) (39)
(Fox News) Unlikely In case you didn't already have a reason to hate Ashton Kutcher, there's a chance he may the father of January Jones' baby  (foxnews.com) (42)


Fri October 21, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Amusing Ladies and gentlemen, the world's greatest baby costume  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (82)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Wed October 19, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Want your mind blown? Watch Hugh Laurie and Tom Jones get smooth on "Baby Please Make A Change"  (youtube.com) (20)
(Naples Daily News) Florida You can rob our store. You can take our money. But don't even think about running off with my baby daughter  (naplesnews.com) (95)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Sun) Spiffy Man suffers from rare condition where he has sex without waking up, leading to wife giving birth to a little nightmare  (thesun.co.uk) (86)
(ABC) Misc Mother of missing baby has nothing to hide...according to lawyer who must know she already did the hiding  (abcnews.go.com) (78)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine Catholic church steals, sells 300,000 babies in Spain over 50 years. Well, they have to make money somehow  (dailymail.co.uk) (136)

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