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140 headlines found matching 'baby'
Tue September 16, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gillibrand drops the F-bomb in an interview about a congressional colleague who'd told her she put on too much baby weight; now he says he loves it when she talks dirty
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
If you haven't cried your eyes out like a little baby yet today
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(97)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered just why a baby crying is such an irritating noise?
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(63)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
GOODWILL SKULL HUNTING: Austin Goodwill Receives Human Skull As Donation. Seriously, Who Does That?
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AZ GOP vice-chair calls for sterilizing poor women, saying "If you want a baby, get a job"
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Fri September 12, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Other than anesthetized, the 10 best states to have babby
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(45)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"911, help, my wife is having a baby." "Okay, don't worry, we'll send some more pregnant women to your house"
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There was a time in our society when people thought it was good idea to put their babies in cages and hang them outside of windows to air them out
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving judge saves a baby falling from a burning building. Just kidding, he got busted driving drunk
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Nashville Zoo celebrates the arrival of an ugly-ass baby red panda
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(25)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smartphone app helps save baby's life, presumably by teaching the child which birds should be avoided due to their anger issues
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson gives birth to baby girl, goes completely against celebrity tradition by actually finding a normal baby name
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers discover dinosaur babysitter. No word on whether a baby elephant vacuum cleaner was also found nearby
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Take the deafening, cacophonous noise of death metal and mix it with the shrill, cloying voices of J-Pop and you get Babymetal. May 弁財天 have mercy on us all
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are stealing from a Wal-Mart, remember to take your baby with you
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Thu August 28, 2014
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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Wed August 27, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
One of the perils of refusing to have sex with the babysitter
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(64)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Florida provides its alternate ending to "baby locked in a hot car"
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(53)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby on board, Dad in Walmart
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(39)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Do you need a baby name that's nowhere near the top 10 - or even the top 1000? Be the first on your block to register your little Cassiopeia Amandine for school
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Sat August 23, 2014
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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Fri August 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft, at the forefront of innovation, to preview Windows 9(5) and its amazing start menu. Start me up, baby
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(142)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a kid with Down's? You're a monster if you allow it to live
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera reveals this week's Farked-up baby name
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grown man gets helplessly stuck in a baby's high chair. Friends rush to help with mashed peas and carrots, a spoon for the airplane to land
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(14)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James takes ice bucket challenge, tags Barack Obama in it. It's on, baby
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A rousing game of duct duct goose, mother gets her baby back baby back baby back, and Romney needs a full OS upgrade: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/10 - 8/16
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Sun August 17, 2014
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the corona shifts closer to the black hole, the gravity exerts a stronger tug on the X-rays emitted by it, as other high-energy light emanates from both the corona and the surrounding accretion disk of superheated material. Yeah it does, baby
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(13)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Can there be a happier day than the day you save a baby's life? This one might be
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(12)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered when WKRP In Cincinnati will be released on DVD, here you go
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Thu August 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Marvel has decided to take care of all your Dancing Baby Groot video needs
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby lynxii born at Minneapolis Zoo
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet "184," the first test-tube baby penguin. It is unknown on if he will join a physically-deformed villain plotting world domination
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Wed August 13, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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Mon August 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy who was born without ears has a pair created from his ribs. Delighted mother says, "I've finally got my baby back"
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things we can learn from this article: 1) it's possible to remove your fingerprints completely, leaving your fingers as smooth as a baby's butt; 2) police are apparently familiar with fingerprinting baby's butts
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(46)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Reel in horror as you watch an innocent man beset by multitudes of attacking baby sharks
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(14)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man charged with theft and child endangerment after shoplifting from a Kohl's and leaving behind the 4 year-old he was supposed to be babysitting
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Sat August 09, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
CDC announces recent alarming increase in adult type 2 diabeetus can be traced to increasing numbers of baby sloth videos on the internet. Especially this one
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(6)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion's baby
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 movie, yes
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
A very pregnant Rachel Bilson decides to wear all black... probably because she's carrying Emo Darth Vader's baby
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Toddler squeezes through White House fence. Secret Service agents quickly subdued, quoted saying "Who's my little terrorist baby? Yes you ARE. Yes you are"
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Wed August 06, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
No Lady, the Lego store at the mall is not there to babysit your little snowflake
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Mon August 04, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
I don't always babysit, but when I do, I prefer Cinco maybe Seis Equis
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Extremely rare ugly-ass tuatara hatching in New Zealand. It's like a baby dinosaur that eats orcs
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(8)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man burglarizes home while his girlfriend and two-year-old wait in the car. If that isn't enough for you, he stole a collection of baby teeth. Wait, people collect baby teeth?
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Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(Chron)
 
 
 
My Petting Zoo in Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes an ugly-ass baby Geep (offspring of a female sheep and a goat) named Butterfly
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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Sat August 02, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cops break into locked car, save a helpless baby... doll
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(53)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
♫Aruba, Jamaica oooh I wanna take you, to Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go, oooh I wanna take you down to Roofie Island♫
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
So tell me again, how many concept meetings did your baby toy company have before deciding that fake prescription bottles filled with candy was a winning idea?
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
9:30 a.m. - Redneck Baby Contest. 3 p.m. - Cornhole. 10:30 p.m. - Bikini Bullride Contest. 9:30 a.m. Sunday - Church Services. Just another year at the Tilton Redneck Games
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Perhaps storing your methadone in a baby bottle is not the best idea, Mother of the Year Candidate
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
A) When you make your baby wear an anklet
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton launches baby-eating campaign in Oakland
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(21)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
80yo homeowner shoots fleeing intruder-assailant, and then finishes her off. "She says, 'Don't shoot me, I'm pregnant I'm going to have a baby' And I shot her anyway"
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Wed July 23, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
How to get banned from a doughnut shop? Just have your 4-year-old ask a non-pregnant woman if she has a baby in her belly. Yeah, that should do it
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The law says I can breastfeed my baby in public." "Um, but that's a cat." With picture of what a cat anticipating a feeding might look like
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(47)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you teach a baby to hold its breath by dunking it? YouTube says yes. Spectators say "hello, 911, a man is trying to drown a baby"
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(32)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Guilty dog showers crying baby with gifts after stealing toy
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(29)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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Wed July 16, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
My baby wants a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus, my baby gets a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby ducks complicit in killing of 81-year-old woman at nursing home. Don't let their fuzzy little faces fool you - they're heartless killers (pics)
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(55)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did Next recall their latest baby-grow? A) it had dangerous chemicals, B) it was made in a sweat shop, or C) it was covered in penises
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(55)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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(238)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(73)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Are you ready for another breathless royal baby watch? Rumors to the left, "OMG Who the hell cares" pics to the right
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(83)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
I said, WOMAN KICKED OUT OF BRAD PAISLEY CONCERT FOR BREASTFEEDING BABY (w/video)
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(119)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lemur attacks ugly-ass baby. Bonus mmmyyyyy prrrreessssccciiioouusss pic
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(31)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
So you remember that baby that was born HIV+ that we "cured"? Yeah, no we didn't
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(11)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman can't decide whether she should take her baby suffering from pink eye shopping with her in Publix on a hot day or just leave the baby in the car where its cries won't disturb her or the shoppers. Guess what decision won out
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(61)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
There is a company that makes baby food that is trying to trademark the word 'just'
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(38)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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(264)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hottest baby name in 2014? Archer. Phrasing
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(140)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(21)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
This week's episode of "I forgot my baby in the hot car" is brought to you by Ridgefield, CT. No word yet on the parent's browser history
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(84)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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(28)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Batman's butler, Ward Cleaver, and John Agar star in The Mole People from MST3K season 8. Mike, Crow, and Servo savage this film about a team searching for underground mole men. "It's Baby Jessica. She's digging her own way out"
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sherri Shepherd wants nothing to do with the unborn baby that is due in a few weeks and is being carried by a surrogate because the baby is not biologically hers and she doesn't want to have to pay child support
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police shut down a multi-million dollar theft ring that specialized in stealing expensive: A) electronics; B) cars; C) baby formula
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(61)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"We expect sewers to get blocked with fats or baby wipes, but not tennis ball. How on earth people managed to flush quite so many tennis balls I don't know, but this is just one example of amazing things we find blocking the sewers"
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photographer who submitted Jewish baby pic for Ideal Aryan 1935 magazine cover was indeed the greatest troll of his generation. "I wanted to make the Nazis look ridiculous"
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Tue July 01, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state gives birth to bouncing baby Arthur, who will tour the eastern coast for the 4th of July holiday
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(31)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(TV.com)
 
 
 
Will Big Jim successfully hang Barbie? Will Joe and Norrie have virginal love against the dome? Will the Dome have more baby domes? Why is Stephen King still attaching his name to this show? Under the Dome Season 2 premieres at 10PM
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(31)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby goats practice climbing on. A) Blocks. B) Ramps. C) Horse's back
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(20)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(WIVB)
 
Video
 
Ugly-ass baby hyena born at the Buffalo Zoo. During hours and captured on video
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(4)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Babysitter stages fake home invasion, but forgets that 4-year-olds can tell the difference between the black next-door-neighbor and the babysitter's white boyfriend
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(68)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
First they came for the 'Sabado Gigante.' And I did not speak up because I wasn't a busty bikini-clad nun holding a baby in a telenovela
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Mon June 23, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Having a baby: No big deal. Having heart surgery: Kind of big deal. Having a baby while going through heart surgery: SUPER BIG DEAL
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(14)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Newlyweds CM Punk and AJ Lee may be expecting a baby. Mark Henry reportedly willing to lend them a hand when it comes to babysitting
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(41)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia man discovers baby on highway. Skid marks reportedly everywhere
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(55)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subbette's baby nephew was just diagnosed with cancer. Spiritual and/or financial support for his young parents appreciated
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad group's ads calling bad politicians who voted for Obamacare baby-killers, and bad, were all good for unanimous Supreme Court; Amnesty International unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I think the lesson here is make sure the babysitter you have hired to watch your 9-month-old son is not deaf, has an IQ above 65 and knows what the fark they're doing when it comes to babysitting
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(88)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OB/GYN smacks George Will right in the babymaker
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(134)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cool: Catching a home run ball on Father's Day. More cool: One handed. Most cool: Without dropping the baby
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(16)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman is admitted to the hospital to have her ovaries removed, comes out with a 32-week-old baby
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(29)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby rhinoceros born at the Buffalo Zoo
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(27)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
And Lil' Kim takes over the lead with this month's wacky baby name
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Sat June 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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Oh, nothing. Just Sir Mix-A-Lot performing "Baby Got Back" with the Seattle Symphony
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(67)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Helena's baby bump begining to show? Will Vic get over being molested by an elf? Is it truly a happy reunion for Rachel and Ethan Duncan and how did Dr. Leekie know a maenad, all on tonight's even numbered episode of 'Orphan Black'
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Tue June 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In two years, we could have "3 person babies," which are created from two chicks and one dude, but not in the sexy way, as God intended
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(39)
 
(Crossfit)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mother and baby
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(29)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Having a relative hold your newborn baby while you are getting married. New hotness: Strapping your newborn baby to the train of your wedding dress while getting married. Just make sure no one steps on her
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Sun June 01, 2014
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
West Final final game. One goes on, one goes golfing. Will the Cup final be an old school original six match up with the Hawks or will it be the Kings to face King Henrik & the Rangers? Puck drops @ 8:00ET & Bob Cole takes it from there.. OH BABY
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How do you feed a baby porcupine? Very carefully
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(5)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hawks-Kings Game 6 from LA, If you missed the last one you should make time for this game, and if you can, check out the CBC feed for what could be Bob Cole's last call. "Everything is happening" at 9 eastern "OH BABY... Oh baby for sure"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans to middle class: Come on, baby. I'm sorry I hit you. It's just that I love you so much, you know? You know I love you. You forgive me, right? Come on, we're so good together. That's it, baby. Yeah, I love you so much
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
The Akron Zoo welcomes some ugly-ass snow leopard cubs (with video of their ugliness)
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(22)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Being a Mom changes a man
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(11)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy broke up with Caroline Wozniacki in a very brief phone call. Here's a leaked transcript of what he told her: "Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you"
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
These Korean babies can dance better than you or anyone you know, and they don't even have to be drunk to do it
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(8)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere to welcome a 7-foot baby
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"This is the formula for every Disney movie ever: girl with anomaly - like a tail, or basic intelligence - breaks free from the life she knows in search of adventure, only to become neatly redomesticated by a man by time the credits roll"
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
If you thought baby sloths couldn't get cuter, well, you'd be wrong
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(16)
 
(Some Baby)
 
 
 
Collection of baby pictures that will be coming back to haunt someone in sixteen years or so
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(87)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Baby Goat in a Wheelchair, Baby Goat in a Wheelchair, Baby Goat in a Wheelchair
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(13)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody left baby raccoons at a health department building in upstate New York. The center said that person should check themselves for rabies and besides that, who wants one of these fine raccoons?
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Kale is one of the most popular boys names in California, although some parents still name the little rascal Alfalfa
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Fri May 23, 2014
(The Garden Island)
 
 
 
18-year-old babysitter gets probation for beating up kids... oh, wait, for beating up their dad who hired her to watch them "for a little while" then didn't come back from the bar 'til after midnight. Better make that tag a double, bartender
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(56)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know you've officially broken your babysitter when she points a knife at you and says, "Have fun and do whatever you want in the house," before leaving
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(26)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman promises to give up her baby to a couple that agree to pay her expenses, then proceeds to: A) keep the baby; B) request more money; C) cut off contact with the couple; or D) all of the above
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are ever a Chinese baby and you fall out off a second-story window, just go real limp, because maybe people will try to catch you because, hey, free baby
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Most Canadian story ever: Man finds baby moose, takes it to Tim Hortons
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(64)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you take a taxi in London, it is frowned upon to leave your baby behind in lieu of a tip
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headlines that lie: "Elle Fanning says what we're all thinking about Angelina Jolie." False: There's nothing in her comments about baby oil, satin sheets, knives or a leopard
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(40)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hours after hitting pregnant elk with his Volvo, Swede finds ugly-ass newborn elk on back seat. Bonus quote: "I was completely covered in glass and the elk's innards" (pic)
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The best mugshots of an intoxicated mom charged with child endangerment you will ever see
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(30)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Street Fighter Red Tape finally tackles the important issue: Is Blanka a baby-eating monster?
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(30)
 

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