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144 headlines found matching 'baby'
Thu April 27, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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Wed April 26, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Move out of the way baby boomers, there's an even bigger difference between old millennials and young millennials
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the Spanish language version of T2 of course the terminator doesn't say "hasta la vista baby"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur eggs found intact. They've been put in an incubator and everyone's waiting to find out what kinds of dinosaurs will emerge. Here's hoping for a T-Rex baby
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer" becomes "hold my baby"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'The Guardians of the Galaxy' are back -- with a kick-ass Nebula, baby Groot and Kurt Russell's massive Ego -- and we've got the review
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth by the bear exhibit at the Omaha zoo. Name the Zoo Baby contest in 3,2,1
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average millennial now makes less money than baby boomers were earning in 1975. Mostly because in the 1970s it didn't take a four year degree to get hired to flip burgers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
F8 of the Furious is #1 with $38 million,The Boss Baby #2 with $13 million. Newcomers disappointed; Unforgettable was forgotten at #7 with $4.7 million, Gifted unopened at #9 with $4 million, The Lost City of Z unfounded at #10 with $2 million
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man arrested in Virginia for trafficking in baby eels. It doesn't say if his hovercraft was impounded
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball claims his Big Baller Brand will rival Nike and make them shake in their wee little boots
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
The cutest, and only, baby octopus you will see today
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't condemn this couple for giving birth so the infant's organs can be harvested, have a little heart
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo holding baby capybara naming contest. You know what to do, Fark
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Tue April 18, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"A Taoist gives up his seat so a Hasidic couple could sit together. They scoot over so a Muslim mother could sit and nurse her baby, on Easter Sunday"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers aren't doing what economists predicted, have decided to stay in place and remodel their McMansions. Experts say boomers would sell, except that millennials don't want to buy that overpriced crap instead of starter home
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Move over Adele Dazeem and Jay-Z's baby-momma: Trump hired a circus family working out of an RV as the entertainment for this year's Easter Egg Roll
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Study finds puppies love baby talk but older dogs don't. Your dog wants you to cut that "goochy-goo" crap and give him steak
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eight Fast Eight Furious is #1 at the box office with $99 million, Boss Baby crawling behind at #2 with $15.6 million. Bestiality tale Beauty & the Beast is #3 with $13 million, Smurfs #4 with $6 million, Power Rangers sliding to #7 with $3 million
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Fri April 14, 2017
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby aardvark born in Spanish zoo needs a name that isn't Aardvarky McAardvarkface
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Doctors baffled why eight-month-old baby weighs 38 pounds and only wants to eat all of the time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl sets up lemonade stand to raise money for baby sister who has rare childhood Alzheimer's, which only affects 500 kids
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Little Things)
 
 
 
Tensions with Russia are high. We're bombing Syria. Best Korea is threatening to nuke the US. So here's a video of zoo animals enjoying the snow. BONUS: Baby elephant
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lead guy in Babylon Zoo now movie mogul. Yeah, I know. Babylon Zoo who?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Colonel Sandurz: "Prepare ship for light abs." Dark Helmet: "No, no, no, light abs is too slow." Colonel Sandurz: "Light abs, too slow?" Dark Helmet: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to LUDACRIS ABS"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman still finds it hard to believe that she gave birth to a 13 lb. baby. Included photo almost gave this story a "Creepy" tag
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Tue April 11, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Uber is branching out into babysitting
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Mon April 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you've been itching to see a BS Vegas show, then you better get your tickets now as Britney Spears' Vegas stint is coming to an end. Baby... you only have one more time
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
New AI generates cheesy pickup lines. "Hey baby, you're to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?" Go home, AI, you're drunk
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boss Baby is #1 at the box office for the second week with $26 million, Beauty and the Beast #2 with $25 million. Smurfs #3 with $14 million, Ghost in the Shell barely scaring up $7 million for #5, The Case for Christ nailed at #8 with $4 million
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America 2017: You can now rent a baby chick you can raise as a pet around Easter time but give back to the farm after it starts to get big and ugly
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(Memphis Zoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange-looking baby dog
 


Sat April 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
She was pregnant and broke. Driving for Uber drove her into debt
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 05, 2017
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
An exotic dancer got a call at work from the babysitter that the dog had gotten loose. Then things got weird
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want to keep your cat amused and entertained all day, just install a baby in a bouncy swing in your house
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boss Baby is #1 at the box office with $51.6 million, Beauty and the Beast falling to #2 with $48.6 million. Ghost in the Shell bombs at #3 with $20 million, Power Rangers floundering at #4 with $13 million while CHIPS plummets to #9 with $4 million
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
At this point, I think the baby giraffe "birth" will just be a confetti cannon and an April Fools' sign
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PornHub celebrates the 10th anniversary of the beginning of the apocalypse
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist suspended over controversial column that was "accidentally" published. What could be so wro-- ok, who does that?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ken Burns to produce definitive documentary on Muhammad Ali for PBS, looks for new baby-boomer pop song to underscore the slow pans over Ali photos, inquires on availability of Morgan Freeman
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 reasons why you can't lose your baby weight. I told you, you have to put rocks in the bag before you throw it in the water
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man who rescued a dying baby bear could now face charges for rescuing a dying baby bear
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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Tue March 28, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for trying to sell baby on Craigslist. That is horrible. They'd have gotten a much better price on eBay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient tissue found in 195 million-year-old dinosaur rib; promptly slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex-wife is mad as I told my son I won't pay for college after he wasted $25,000, culminating in the theft and crashing of his grandma's car. My wife accuses me of abandoning him; am I obligated to fund his education and life?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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Mon March 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Article lists the "four best grown-up things to do with baby oil," while completely ignoring what you do with it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I was having mind-blowing sex with hot young coworker until my wife caught us at it, so we split. She quit her job and changed her number, having stolen £5000 from me. My wife has forgiven me, but I still want that girl back. What should I do?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian wants another baby (to eat)
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Sat March 25, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The 'baby teeth' you see in your barbacoa taco are actually beef lips. Bon appétit
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Wuhan child welfare agency gives abandoned baby girl a name reminding her that the PRC considers its subjects to be its property. Fark: 20 years later, 50 couples think they may be her birth parents
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 jokes that only smart people will understand. Any more to add to the list please post to your right
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby manatee
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: The last thing I need is that crybaby in the White House whining about how persecuted he is; I'll keep my mouth shut
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Wed March 22, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Awwwwwwww ... it's always cute when a baby bat gets its first taste of fruit
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas passes bill allowing doctors to withhold information from pregnant women about detected birth defects like Down's Syndrome, Republicanism, Cowboys fandom
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has paid for abortions. To be fair, you can't always get one for free when you really need to be rejuvenated by the fresh soul of a dead baby
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Sun March 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey baby, you look hot tonight. No, I mean you look very hot. Like, you're on fire. You have to stop using that paraffin-containing face cream that has been linked to fire deaths. Don't you read the internet?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass black rhino born at the Pittsburgh zoo, will be quite horny when it hits puberty
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Fri March 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a baby hippo enjoy hose play. None of those words are euphemisms
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paramedic dives into frigid water of Illinois lake where SUV was submerged, finds infant floating inside. Administers CPR on SUV's hood and swims the child to shore before toweling off his massive balls of iron
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest threat to your children? The Babocush. No, that's not the Swedish cousin of the Babodook, it's a giant pillow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congressman and proud Twitter racist Steve King finally caves to all the pressure, gives interview detailing how he's been crushed by the weight of all of his GOP colleagues patting him on the back
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Thu March 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Colicky baby, get off the plane. Drunk and disorderly, get off the plane. Too fat and being disruptive to other customers, get off the plane. Questionable religion or national origin, get off the plane. Too tall, get off the plane. Wait wut?
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What do Dijon, Bacardi, Apple and Brie all have in common besides being food or drink items? Welcome to the new trend of food-based baby names
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
Video
 
Don't you just hate it when you're in the middle of a live interview and the kids just want to play with daddy
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Thu March 09, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are we in a baby boomer retirement crisis? Short answer, yes and no
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman demanded to be injected with heroin or meth during labor, police say. Every woman who's ever given birth says 'That was an option?'
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: Babysitter to help keep sexist chief executive from embarrassing himself on social media and distract the public from chaotic internal infighting. Difficulty: not in the White House
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Tue March 07, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
By acting like a paranoid crybaby, Donald Trump has inadvertently destroyed the narrative that Russia hacked our presidential election
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health experts recommend that people wait longer before cutting the umbilical cord. Especially for the parents of 30-year-old millennials
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you feel like reading another explanation of how Baby Boomers ruined everything, click on the left; agreement or dissent on the right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How being born six days after the ACA came into effect saved one boy's life. Thanks, Obama
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Thu March 02, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know you are in for a convoluted story when a reporter twice has to insert like this to explain story. Oh yeah and the story is about a baby with a blunt in her crib, a real baby as in months old
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists predict that in distant the future humans will have evolved into two separate sub-species
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Having sex uses all 657 muscles in the body. Finally an explanation why men immediately roll over and fall asleep
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man's plan to steal lemons, woman's underwear goes sour (with mugshot)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sonogram shows baby flashing distinctive hand sign as it rocks out in the womb
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Worst baby names of 2016. Come for "Elizabreth" and "Meldor," run screaming for brain bleach when you get to "Little Sweetmeat." Seriously, don't go past that one, it gets worse
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(AP News)
 
 
 
North Carolina congregation recalls the magic of their wedding nights, when the veil was lifted, the bride was carried across the threshold, the groom gave her the first peck on the cheek, and waited another year for permission to have intercourse
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Sun February 26, 2017
(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass blind baby Gibbon's sight restored by Kansas veterinarians
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: we can't go to townhall meetings, that's where someone shot Gabby Giffords. Gabby: put your big boy panties on, man up and attend your fraking meetings already you bunch of whiny crybaby losers
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby sloth makes its appearance very slowly at Mississippi zoo
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Baby born in hospital parking lot. The Sun wasn't there, but a professional photographer was
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Tue February 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 1997 video of "Pint Baby" became sensation on Irish social media, "Pint Baby" reveals himself as 20-year-old bloke who still enjoys his mum's support, and Guinness
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Mon February 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Could somebody tell Beyonce that having a baby isn't a miracle and being a mother doesn't make you goddess?
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro: "Little Jared complaining about me (to CNN's corporate owner) cuz I get under President Daddy-in-Law's skin? Oh, baby boy, I'm so sorry"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Why Andre the Giant wasn't a fan of the Macho Man's baby oil, and how he dumped a cooler full of urine on Dusty Rhodes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Q: What's better than a giant image projected in NYC showing Putin lovingly spooning a very pregnant Trump? A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Mr. President: Just who the hell do you think you are?" Clearly he thinks he's the God-Emperor of Mankind, when he really is more like Horus' derpy baby brother. HAIR FOR THE HAIR GOD, DERP FOR THE DERP THRONE
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass three-hour-old baby supernova spotted by astronomers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe was at one time pregnant with her co-star's baby
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians looking for love in all the wrong places. Namely online
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Mon February 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm a loser baby....so why don't you kill everything under my Victorian government taxi reform. Waaaaaaaaa. Suck it up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would you pay money to guarantee the gender of your new baby?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
1 down, 2,999,999 to go
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes new ugly-ass baby tapir into the family
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a baby boom among Farc rebels because for 52 years there's been a pregnancy ban and now the ban is lifted. That's a long time to "just say no"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
World's largest airship had to be put in for repairs, butt it's ready to fly again
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Quicker to get into trouble than the baby in Who's Your Daddy, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? As a side-note what game genres do you tend to play? Maybe you can recommend games for others (or vice versa)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that will be met with suspicion, Durex condom owner buys baby formula company
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Endangered ugly-ass Francois' langur monkey born at Lincoln Park Zoo
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Day 14: Trump decides letting a baby die due to the immigration ban will result in bad press
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A seemingly-psychic Twitter account has appeared, apparently predicting Brexit, the Trump presidency and Beyoncé's baby news. Because we've got too much time on our hands, here's our theory how they're doing it"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(KRMG Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother, father, and baby all have the same birthday, a 1-in-48 million odds of it happening (Edit: more like 1 in 133,225)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Want to adopt a child? Not shockingly there is NOT an app for that, and the Tinder-like one that tech journals all reviewed and blasted, where potential parents could swipe left or right to find a baby, is, of course, just an elaborate hoax
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FDA finds that a homeopathic baby product contained high levels of 100% all natural deadly nightshade
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is still a national embarrassment, and it's even worse now that he's come out in support of the Muslim ban
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
There's actually a company that helps Minor League baseball teams pick their names. Apparently there's more work behind BabyCakes or Rumble Ponies than you ever thought
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Britain is desperate to hire someone to live on this isolated, godforsaken island and spend their time raising baby seal pups. Why not you?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wildstorm comics is returning, baby. So break out your BUSH/CHENEY stickers, play some Ricky Martin, and relax. The early 2000's are back, and they have brought some awesome comics with them
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study tells new parents in market for smart baby monitors that if your baby is healthy, you don't need an app for that. A nap, probably, but not an app
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Baby Box provides many items new parents need, however it should not be used to ship an infant across the country despite its appearance
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man blows shiat up to announce the gender of his baby. Surely he will be a responsible parent in the future
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby hippo born at the Cincinnati Zoo
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Attention, men who marched alongside women this past weekend: According to right wing mouthpiece Dave Daubenmire, you're all "sissies"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Artist transforms baby helmets into dazzling works of art (with awesome photos)
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Fri January 20, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Trump has come a long way in his film career, from humble beginnings in Home Alone 2, up through WWE, Playboy, Zoolander, and finally, his crowning achievement, The American President
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby snowy white guereza colobus monkey born at Cincinnati Zoo
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Loonie is back, baby, just in time for Trump's inauguration
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I had drunken sex with two of my exes because I want a baby and was annoyed that my current husband's seed could find no purchase. I don't know what I was thinking of, and feel very guilty about my escapades. What should I do?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders to officially file relocation papers to move to Las Vegas. Just win, baby takes on a whole new meaning
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
2017's top predicted baby names: Literary and historical names up, stripper and -en names down
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Monkeys have been shown to mourn a robot baby they accepted as one of their own" (w/ vid)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
King Cake Baby account brings nightmare-inducing selfies to your Twitter feed, will battle winner of Trump vs. Cherokee County School District
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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Sun January 08, 2017
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Aiden, Adderall most popular baby names. Bonus: best "man on the street" type interviews providing excuses for dumb baby names
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Fri January 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta apologizes for relocating crying baby from first class to coach. Next time try the overhead bin
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Thu January 05, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A baby elephant was born at Disney's Animal Kingdom and it's super ugly
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Wed January 04, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
First baby born in Chicago in 2017 is named 'Wrigley'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
TV says to get my baby's mom jewelry if she's, "the best mom in the world". What should I get her if she the most mediocre mom (if that)?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Someone's been smoking in my bed," said baby bear. "And he's still here"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just so you can plan ahead - If you live in the U.K. "National Baby Making Day" is January 2 at approximately 10:36pm
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here is Jim Bakker saying the FORCES OF HELL oppose Donald Trump because he stands for righteousness. Man, won't Bakker feel silly when he realizes Trump is actually a tool of Satan
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