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44 headlines found matching 'axe'
Mon January 23, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway states Trump will release his taxes after previously stating he will not release his taxes, in stunning display of Alternative Tax Facts
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to not release his tax returns because he never said he would release his taxes. These are the alternative facts as presented by George Orwell's Kellyanne Conway
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mnuchin: Silly libs, taxes are for little people
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A look inside the scariest place in Iowa, the Villisca Axe Murder House
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Note to today's MBA students: 2007's "I work on Wall Street and stole $1 trillion from shareholders and walk free" is ALWAYS a better plan than 2017's "I sell sandwiches and stole $2 million from Uncle Sam in taxes and face prison time"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns overcome the odds against Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho? Are the rumors of the Undertaker appearing true? Will Curtis Axel announce his intentions for another marathon Royal Rumble run? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Brits have their own Lumberjack Commandos. Meet the Pioneer Sergeants, the only rank in the British Army allowed to wear a beard on parade. Their personal weapon is an axe and among their duties is to kill horses wounded in battle
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offers a single, unlimited data plan at a flat rate with no hidden fees or taxes and provides a simpler bill for their customers to understand. In other news THE POD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER T-MOBILE
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Arctic is maxing out both axes on the hot/crazy scale
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has found seven examples of so-called "hate crimes" committed after Trump's election that, upon further investigation, have turned out to be utter hoaxes. Which I'm sure you'll agree demonstrates a trend suggesting we can dismiss them all
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 excuses given by people who failed to file their taxes, and you gotta admire the guy who straight-faced told the government that his returns were on his yacht, which had caught fire
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
EU hopes to pay down some debts as they reveal that Apple owes them $13.6B in back-taxes
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump has gotten progressives to value limited government, guns, and secession. Now he's gotten them to hate taxes? Is there anything he can't do?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells House Republicans: "You're no longer Reagan's party." Well, duh. I mean how many times did that guy raise taxes? And he armed a bunch of terrorists. What a RINO
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Meet the new coach; same as the old coach
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After Obama increased the number of Americans who qualified for overtime pay, Republicans majority prepare to cut it dramatically. But don't worry, they'll make up for it by cutting taxes on the rich
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Trump repeals a tax that virtually none of his voters will ever pay, did he actually reduce their taxes?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
World's largest Christmas maze opening in Vancouver. Little boy last seen running inside pursued by man with axe
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for DUIASABSIM: Driving Under the Influence After Spraying Axe Body Spray Into Mouth
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Sat November 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about online election hoaxes, but refuse to believe they're hoaxes
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How "smart" was Trump at handling his taxes? His tax lawyers told him that his tax avoidance scheme was only likely to work if he was never audited
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Death, Taxes, and the Fark Quiz every Friday
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man should know better than to leave a pickaxe lying around when doing meth with his buddy
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Dan Rather's debate analysis should be read by every American, faxed anonymously to CBS disguised as an old interoffice memo
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Sun October 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Retired engineer voluntarily fixes dangerous stretches of wilderness cycling trails in B.C., is taken to court by Canadian government to force him to stop: "These are goat tracks, and if somebody falls they could roll down a 400-500 foot slope"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says governments should tax sugar to fight obesity. Mostly because creating taxes is about the only thing governments around the world can ever be easily talked into doing
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
On top of avoiding income taxes altogether, Trump used his $916M loss to swipe middle-class housing credits for low income New Yorkers -- and on property that he never even lived in
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Little Timmy. Little Timmy is five years old. Little Timmy's mommy posted everything about him online. Now Little Timmy has three offshore bank accounts, 15 maxed-out credit cards, two pickup trucks, and 4 years of unpaid child support
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Eric "Eddie Munster" Trump has huge, embarrassing meltdown live on CNN immediately following the Vice Presidential debate because he was asked about daddy's taxes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently completely abandoning the "I'm smart" narrative, Trump blames Hillary for his failure to pay his taxes
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Tue October 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not that you're ever going to be able to do this, but this is how rich you need to be to not pay taxes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that the liberal elites have weighed in on Trump's taxes, let's turn to Scott Baio for analysis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I don't think it's harmful a billionaire avoided paying taxes for twenty years," says Paul Ryan
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Mon October 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewandowski loses it over Trump's taxes, screams like he just hit puberty
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and Skeletor's sister Ann Coulter takes some time out of hunting down illegal immigrants with her mortar and pestle to say that "no one cares" about Donald Trump's taxes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republicans: "Trump not paying taxes proves how smart he is"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Twitter users go back to 1995 with #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes, the VP debates are generally pretty boring. Yes, you should watch them anyway. And if you drink every time "taxes" are mentioned, we strongly suggest not using liquor for the sake of your liver
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's debate answer on his taxes was so great, he'd like to talk about it for another week
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pretty much admitted to not paying Federal taxes. Makes him "smart." Fine. Now we know you don't pay taxes, so why not make it public? Subby's theory: What's on his taxes is more sinister than not paying taxes
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The IRS is cutting 7,000 jobs because most people file their taxes online
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Mon September 26, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
File this for future reference: Not only won't the IRS personally call you if you owe taxes, they will NOT ask you to put the payment on iTunes cards
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