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Sun January 08, 2012
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Two Australians a day are arrested while travelling abroad. If only there was some godforsaken continent they could be transported to
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stuff.co.nz
)
(44)
Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy)
A man has been charged with attempted murder after throwing a bowling ball at a woman's head. The Sphinx says that before throwing the bowling ball, you must first let the bowling ball throw you
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charlotte.cbslocal.com
)
(54)
Mon December 05, 2011
Your girlfriend isn't as pretty as the girls you see at the gym. Do you c) Use a stun gun on her, seal her in a box and then bury her in a shallow grave? Bonus: She digs herself out
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bbc.co.uk
)
(150)
Fri December 02, 2011
1st grader faces sexual harassment charge for punching another boy in the groin. Mom says the other kid choked her son, and says if you consider the punch to be sexual assault, then you need to charge the other boy with attempted murder
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azcentral.com
)
(151)
Thu December 01, 2011
College student who recognizes her friend, an attempted cop killer, in wanted poster does the obvious thing: "Freaks out" and tears down the posters
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thesmokinggun.com
)
(38)
Wed November 30, 2011
Reagan shooter wants more time out of hospital. And maybe a date with Jodie. No pressure
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news.yahoo.com
)
(36)
Mon November 21, 2011
You ask your neighbor for $2. They decline. Do you A) Say thanks anyway and leave, B) Ask for $5, C) Stab them in the back and leave them for dead. Difficulty: 2 out of 3
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orlandosentinel.com
)
(62)
Fri November 18, 2011
(kpho)
Nevada man gets probation for pushing his wife over a cliff, tells judge he was not at fault
(
kpho.com
)
(23)
Sun November 06, 2011
Man stabs woman multiple times over Halloween candy. He was *not* a jolly rancher
(
suntimes.com
)
(40)
Tue November 01, 2011
This crazy bastard shot his neighbor for "telepathically raping" his wife. And with a mugshot like that, I think I believe him
(
sltrib.com
)
(120)
Tue October 18, 2011
Michigan wants to make it illegal for students and school employees to have sex. Yes, even at the university level
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wxyz.com
)
(129)
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