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Sat March 13, 2010
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(Breitbart.com) Dumbass Victoria Jackson provides thoughtful insight into gun control. Just kidding, she says she was accosted outside a nightclub and wished she had a gun so she could blow her attacker's brains out. Because clearly, guns solve all problems  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (207)

Thu February 25, 2010
(BBC) Scary "The first is that he was wearing a gold watch on his wrist, the second is a green tattoo on his left hand which she believes may have been a frog, and third, the offender dribbled saliva profusely during the attack"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (17)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Some Guy) Hero Teen girl fights off would-be attackers on today's episode of "Ow my balls"  (heraldsun.com.au) (98)

Tue February 23, 2010
(MSNBC) Strange Not news: Woman attacked in street. News: With a sword. Fark: Attacker said the reason for the assault was "Four quarts low on the truck" TotalFark: Did Subby mention attacker is a psychiatrist?  (local12.com) (57)

Fri February 19, 2010
(Chicago Tribune) Followup According to a pathologist, Drew Peterson's ex-wife Kathleen Savio was accidentally beaten up and drowned  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (37)

Wed February 17, 2010
(Sun Sentinel) Florida ♫ You say to-MAY-to ♫ I break your freakin' neck ♫  (sun-sentinel.com) (68)
(Victorville Daily Press) Strange Woman surprises roommate by re-enacting scene from Valentine's Day movie. Unfortunately for him, it's "My Bloody Valentine"  (vvdailypress.com) (35)

Mon February 15, 2010
(BBC) Asinine Majority of both sexes put blame on rape victims for getting raped. WTF?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (585)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Fox Sports) Hero Not news: Devils win News: by scoring 3 goals in the last 3 minutes Fark: with the last 2 goals in the last 30 seconds  (msn.foxsports.com) (42)

Wed February 03, 2010
(The Sun) Asinine "She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back." (with graphic ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME? pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (163)

Tue January 26, 2010
(OnlineAthens) Interesting Would-be rapist thwarted by penis  (onlineathens.com) (380)

Sun January 24, 2010
(LA Times) Dumbass Bin Laden claims responsibility for the Christmas Day Underwear Bombing. If he wasn't scary before, he is now  (latimes.com) (212)

Mon January 11, 2010
(Daily Mail) Sappy Homeowners are killing protected trees to get better views of the sea. "I suppose this is a drawback of living in such a picturesque area."  (dailymail.co.uk) (95)

Wed January 06, 2010
(News.com.au) Scary Attacker kills man after sharing beers with him. Of Coors, the thug wasn't the victim's Bud, so what Foster's this kind of brutality in people? Let's not beat around the Busch. He may have had a Pabst history of mental illness  (news.com.au) (83)

Tue January 05, 2010
(BBC) Scary We have Al Qaeda on the run... except for their double agent who took out the command and control structure for intelligence in Afghanistan. Aside from that? We're totally winning  (news.bbc.co.uk) (126)

Sun January 03, 2010
(London Times) Followup Panic room saved artist Kurt Westergaard from Islamist assassin. That and abandoning his grandaughter in the house with an Islamic Assassin  (timesonline.co.uk) (344)

Sat January 02, 2010
(CBS News) Followup Death toll in attack on Pakistan volleyball game nears 100, which is incredible because that means 100 people were watching a volleyball game  (cbsnews.com) (82)

Tue December 22, 2009
(MSNBC) Weird News: Man stabbed in chest by knife, Fark: Man goes into a diner and orders coffee with the knife in his chest  (msnbc.msn.com) (62)

Mon December 21, 2009
(News-Leader.com) Scary Fine for parking in handicapped space: $200. Parking in this woman's space? Well, that's an icepick to the chest, man  (news-leader.com) (71)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Nola.com) Hero New Orleans thug robs "Lucky Dog" vendor near Bourbon Street... A vendor who happens to be a Marine  (nola.com) (206)

Sat December 05, 2009
(kenosha news) Dumbass Dumb: Guy travels two hours to the #1 drinking town in the U.S., gets plastered, and gets beat up/robbed. Dumber: He refuses to go to the hospital. Fark: He's suing because, well, it must be a hate crime  (kenoshanews.com) (137)

Tue December 01, 2009
(NJ.com) Sad Owner of the Three Stooges Deli moidered  (nj.com) (52)

Sun November 29, 2009
(CNN) Scary 10,000 east African albinos in hiding to avoid being dismembered and sold piecemeal to witchdoctors. Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla, bing bang  (cnn.com) (191)

Fri November 27, 2009
(CBS Minneapolis) PSA When running a pot farm out of your home, you should resist the urge to call the cops if someone breaks in to steal your money and weed  (wcco.com) (34)

Mon November 23, 2009
(Chicago Sun-Times) Strange Authorities decry assault on 12-year-old California boy as a result of "Kick A Ginger Day" internet posting, but add that if anyone wants to punch David Caruso, that would be ok  (suntimes.com) (178)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Sign On San Diego) Scary Man attacked by assailants intent on stealing loaf of bread. It's a wonder he survived  (signonsandiego.com) (105)

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