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		Yet another way found the universe plans to kill us all: a passing star swings through the Oort cloud to bombard us with comets. EVERYBODY PANIC... in 1.5 million years  (technologyreview.com)	(50)

#FFF5F2  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(Space Daily)

NASA attempts to discover if thar really be dragons out there  (spacedaily.com)

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Is the most threatening thing to life on any planet the life on any planet?  (npr.org)

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Rule 34 confirmed in space as ultra-cool dwarf pairs up with red giant  (sciencedaily.com)

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		Ho hum, just another incredible Hubble picture of galaxies colliding  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(28)
		Bill Gordon, designer of Arecibo telescope, stops receiving signals at 92  (latimes.com)	(19)

New amazing infrared images from a NASA satellite. Come for the comet, stay for the polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(Some Guy)

Hubble captures double aurorae light show on Saturn. (with awesome video)  (universetoday.com)

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(Some Guy)

21 best pictures of Mars you'll see today. Marvin the Martian sold seperately  (presidiacreative.com)

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Future of Kitt Peak national solar observatory cloudy, as Obama's astronomy-research stimulus funding diverted to relocating staff and resources to building bigger solar telescope on Maui  (azstarnet.com)

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		Merging galaxies create a binary quasar (w/ video simulation awesomeness)  (physorg.com)	(37)
		Does this cluster make my mass look fat?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(13)

		Scottish scientists "lead the world," developing technology to view Flame Nebula. Next up: deep-fried Flame Nebula    (timesonline.co.uk)	(19)
		The star that's not brown but really red or possibly blue. And isn't even a star  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(26)
		Astronomers discover cool stars in nearby space, nerdy ones relegated to edge of galactic disc  (physorg.com)	(10)

The Mars Rover is now a paperweight  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com)

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		That's no -- wait, it's TWO moons  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(32)
		British astronomers say chances of finding aliens are better than ever. With pic of what an alien might look like  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(26)

Gov't: NASA, will you meet the 2020 deadline we gave you for tracking all the rocks in the sky with zero funding? NASA: LOL, oh wait, you were serious? ROFL  (blogs.usatoday.com)

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		Oh stewardess, I speak alien  (newscientist.com)	(225)
		Coolest photo of the Monkey Nebula you'll see all day  (dailymail.co.uk)	(21)

"Blazing ring wows millions across the globe." Subby remembers the last time he tried to amaze millions across the globe with his... oh forget it  (abc.net.au)

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Mystery object to use Earth as fire hydrant; presumably from Dog Star  (theglobeandmail.com)

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Current "theories" in physics show the Earth plummeted into the sun during formation. Yet, the Creationists are the crazy ones  (space.com)

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Ok, you can all un-panic now, the Milky Way isn't going NOM NOM NOM as fast as we thought  (physorg.com)

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		It turns out our Solar System is in a galactic minority class. Maybe that's why alien vacationers roll up their windows when they pass through  (sciencedaily.com)	(39)
		Astronomers find large halo around Milky Way has strange shape, most likely warped by perturbations from the gravitational influence of Rosie O'Donnell's dinner plate  (space.com)	(20)
		Astronomers don't want you to lose any sleep over the star that could go supernova and destroy our ozone layer with the force of 20 billion billion billion megatons of TNT  (thesun.co.uk)	(108)

		Riddle me this: What do black holes, vultures, and your mom have in common?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(37)
		Scientists gather in DC for what is being billed as the largest meeting of astronomers in the history of the universe, which is a total dis to the Grand Astronomical Convocation held on Rigel IV during the reign of Greyfudd the Cromulent  (news.yahoo.com)	(22)

(Galileoscope)		If you've ever wanted to get into astronomy, now is a good time: the International Astronomical Union has produced a telescope that you can buy for $20. May you have clear skies  (galileoscope.org)	(71)
		Smallest object in outer solar system found. Subby just glad they weren't looking for smallest object in inner solar system. That would have been embarassing  (space.com)	(31)

		Five years ago today, the Earth suffered a massive cosmic onslaught that farked satellites and partially ionized its atmosphere... from an object 50,000 light years away  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(67)
		Voyager spacecraft discovers solar system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says should not exist in latest proof that 'scientists' are just making crap up  (physorg.com)	(86)

		Giant fluff cloud currently affecting Solar System, consists mainly of articles from the Daily Mail  (science.nasa.gov)	(38)
		Astronomers theorize on how decrepit, ancient stars manage to look far younger than their actual age. Joan Rivers and Dick Clark beg the astronomers to quit staring at them  (msnbc.msn.com)	(6)

The ten advances in science from this decade that changed our lives. Including commercial spaceflight and designer genes  (io9.com)

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(MinnPost)

Researchers find dark matter at the bottom of a mine shaft  (minnpost.com)

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The coolest Mohave Desert fireball you'll see this morning  (apod.nasa.gov)

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Astronomers find the most Earth-like planet yet. Or a big-ass space mirror. They're not 100% sure yet  (cbc.ca)

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The most awesome fading Moonset over Hong Kong you'll see today  (antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov)

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Sure, infrared cameras help you see through people's clothes. But there are other heavenly bodies out there, y'know  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The spiral lights over Norway that lasted 15 minutes and baffled astronomers were just lights reflecting from leaking jet fuel. So don't bother asking any more questions. Just leaking jet fuel.....really  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Wouldn't you know you it? I'm on a 13.1-billion-year-long flight, so of course the screaming baby galaxy winds up sitting right next to me  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The universe is in danger of collapsing because matter isn't stable. 14 billion years in and NOW they tell me?  (usatoday.com)

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(EurekAlert)

Best pictures you'll see today of planets orbiting another star similar to the sun. In fact, the first you've ever seen  (eurekalert.org)

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		Scientists discover The Horrendous Space Kablooie  (news.yahoo.com)	(27)
		2.5 gigapixel picture of the galaxy. Giggety. Awwwwright  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(69)

Super sized earthlike planets out there may be better at harboring life than our earth. Or not. We are totally guessing here  (news.yahoo.com)

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The trippiest star trails you'll see today  (antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov)

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Our zombie galaxy feasts on cannibalized corpses. And you thought astronomy was for dorks  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(Some Guy)

Vatican hosts conference on extrasolar life, highlights need for that whole warp-drive thing  (christianpost.com)

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Hubble picture of light echoes that makes 70's psychedelic posters look like XKCD  (antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov)

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♫ I took a little souvenir-o of a man / Stole a tooth, stole a tooth, fingers and a ver-te-bra / Hidden out of sight, but now they'll see the light again / GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo Galileo Figaro / Magnificoooooo ♫  (google.com)

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		If you've lost a box approximately 50,000 light years in size, astronomers are happy to report that they have located it in galaxy NGC 4710  (physorg.com)	(73)
		Streetlight captures amazing pictures of the surface of the sun  (msnbc.msn.com)	(24)

Finally, a New Moon true geeks can squee over  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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NASA official says Mars will be shooting Leonids at us. Or something like that  (cnn.com)

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