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11 headlines found matching 'aspirin'
Fri July 15, 2016
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After being friend-zoned on the first date, Bayer adds more sweetener to its latest buyout pills. Monsanto still hesitant, not quite ready to just give up its GMOs like that
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP megadonor Foster "put an aspirin between your knees" Friess unveils the latest pitch to get evangelicals to vote for Trump: Sure, Trump may be an amoral, philandering dick but so was King David and he has a whole book in the Bible named after him
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Wed June 29, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even with good health insurance, the average stay at a hospital costs patients $1,000. Although they can drop that figure by as much as $500 if they bring their own aspirin and Band-Aids
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
If your state is ranked the worst in America it's probably because you're an aspiring magician who eats egg salad sandwiches at Nickelback concerts
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Trains)
 
 
 
Are there any other model railroaders, aspiring or active, on Fark?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bayer officially extends offer to buy Monsanto for $62 billion, paving the way for GMO aspirin
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Girl born with no hands wins handwriting contest. Gives hope to all aspiring one-legged buttkickers
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're an aspiring rap group, don't release a song about crimes you have actually committed
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Okay, we get it, you don't want to pay for contraception, so what can *you* do that's better? No, "Aspirin between the knees and a little prayer" doesn't count
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like Jim Irsay has found one of his hidden stashes
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