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Wed May 15, 2013
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Louie Gohmert (R-eally needs a psych evaluation) goes full word-salad while being all outragey toward Eric Holder: "The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus"
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Have you told your parsnip how much you appreciate it lately?
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