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Headlines matching 'arts'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Visual.ly) Video The Fall and Rise of the American Craft Brewery. Starts scary, but has a happy ending. And the hero of the movie is Jimmy Carter  (visual.ly) (9)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Short List) Hero Not news: Man starts police chase. Fark: Man starts police chase because he "always wanted to do it"  (shortlist.com) (62)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Madagascar lemurs practicing the martial arts? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass Mitt Romney: We are the only people who put their hand over our hearts during the national anthem. In other news, Chinese, South Africans, Brazilians, Ghanaians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Peruvians aren't people  (buzzfeed.com) (159)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season  (kcra.com) (44)


Thu February 02, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Researchers say scratching feels better on certain parts of your body. Sounds like junk science to me  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (12)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"  (palmbeachpost.com) (25)
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)


Tue January 31, 2012
(WSB TV) Strange You know your day is going to suck when it starts with a police chase ending on your ass, literally  (wsbtv.com) (16)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mother-of-the-year tarts up 5-year-old for TV, sues media for $30M because her snowflake is "perceived sexually"   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (172)
(NBC New York) Sad Hey, remember that "Welcome to Vassar" message you got on our early decision applicant web site? Well, about that... funny story  (nbcnewyork.com) (112)


Sun January 29, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Aussie Open ends with the worst tennis match in modern history, lasting 6 hours. In some parts of the world they call that a cricket  (espn.go.com) (33)


Sat January 28, 2012
(UFC) Unlikely UFC on Fox 2 prelims start at 5 EST on FuelTV & the main card starts at 8 EST. What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO? How 'bout paying Big John to ref the fight and have him kick both their asses?  (ufc.ca) (347)
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Recently evicted woman tries breaking back into her apartment, bites cop on the hand. Isn't this how the zombie apocalypse starts?  (chicagotribune.com) (38)
(CNN) Interesting Libyans face tough challenges in building a new nation, thanks in part to a crazy, wild-eyed scientist giving them nothing but shoddy casings filled with used pinball machine parts  (cnn.com) (24)


Wed January 25, 2012
(USA Today) Ironic The best type of degree to have in a down economy? A Liberal Arts degree  (usatoday.com) (165)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Apple lifts NASDAQ futures over its shoulder and starts dragging them across the finish line  (chicagotribune.com) (8)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) PSA If you left 25 pounds of meth in a suitcase at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, police would like a word with you  (ajc.com) (65)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious Too bad Newt Gingrich is a Republican -- otherwise the media would see to it that he'd be home free, warts and all, just like John Edwards  (townhall.com) (179)


Sun January 22, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Silent movie "The Artist" wins the Producers Guild Award for Best Picture, starts making noise as the frontrunner for the Oscars  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (76)
(Some Geezer) Survey What do you remember from your childhood that is no longer sold today like colored TP, Sani-Flush cleaner, Lawn Darts, Bromo-Seltzer? Get off my lawn  (blog.toiletpaperworld.com) (776)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NewsBusters) Dumbass NPR's Nina Totenberg claims that more people used food stamps under Bush than Obama. Not only is she wrong, but instantly starts claiming that "Facts Don't Matter" to Newt on the subject  (newsbusters.org) (90)


Fri January 20, 2012
(American Thinker) Sad Until the media stops obsessing over the infidelities of the GOP candidates and starts doing its job, Barack Obama's chances of a second term continue to scare the living daylights out of those who understand its implications  (americanthinker.com) (200)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Prague Monitor) Sick Man convinces healthy 22-year-old woman he can look through her eyes and can see a malignant tumor inside, persuades woman to provide $10,000 for treatment. After the young woman runs out of money, he starts to accept sex as payment  (praguemonitor.com) (123)
(Yahoo) Spiffy BOA turns a profit by selling parts that don't fit its model. Will rename company "Foreclosures я Us"  (finance.yahoo.com) (4)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Huffington Post) Hero Gay parents are not only better than their heterosexual counterparts, but they do so by adopting children who are typically "too old," outside of their race, or have special needs. Tag is for anyone, anywhere, who adopts a child  (huffingtonpost.com) (286)
(Some Guy) Weird You know how sometimes you're out tending the pasture in your garter belt and tutu and white gloves and then the lead singer for Heart ties you to a bale of hay and starts driving you around on a tractor? I HATE it when that happens   (fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net) (66)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Salon) Strange 1970s-era "graphic trainwreck" Bruce Lee flipbooks become latest collecting craze among martial arts fans, hipsters  (salon.com) (21)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Network World) Obvious Obama on SOPA: I kind of oppose it....well, certain parts of it at least. And if it passes I shall give it a thought of whether to veto it or not.....but I will most likely sign it  (networkworld.com) (366)


Fri January 13, 2012
(ESPN) Hero "I've come to believe in Tim Tebow for what he does off a football field, which is represent the best parts of us, the parts I want to be and so rarely am"  (espn.go.com) (210)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Guardian) Dumbass You'll be happy to know that the three-second rule also applies to human hearts  (guardian.co.uk) (35)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NHL) Cool Will Halak's return help the Blues take the Division lead? Are Detroit's injuries enough to force the Islanders to win a game? Are the Senators trolling us all? Games start at 7; organized, polite discussion starts to the right  (nhl.com) (215)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Weird We won't be able to get your car fixed today because we need to order the parts. And by order the parts I mean we'll have to steal pantyhose from a 16-year-old girl  (blog.cleveland.com) (56)


Sun January 08, 2012
(NME) Obvious Noel Gallagher says Oasis and Blur were the "last great alternative bands" to top the charts. Well, about time he says something sensible  (nme.com) (95)
(Wimp) Video Orphaned baby raccoon, raised and domesticated, makes a strong case to steal votes, hearts from Caturday  (wimp.com) (36)


Fri January 06, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Brain function starts to decline at age 45, say those men in those jackets over in that place with the lady with that big thing on her head. You know, it's all shiny and there's those guys with the tall hats and no eyes  (bbc.co.uk) (32)
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Strange Not News: Busted for stealing from work. News: You're a medical examiner. Fark: You stole body parts. TotalFark: To homeschool your own cadaver dog  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Thu January 05, 2012
(C|Net) Misc Former Microsoft software architect starts new company called Cocomo. Reports are his business model will be to take it fast, then to take it slow  (news.cnet.com) (22)
(Scientific American) Obvious Newt Gingrich named geekiest GOP presidential candidate by Scientific American; promptly cancels his subscription and starts subscribing to Discover  (scientificamerican.com) (49)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Months after Hurricane Irene wrecked parts of Hatteras Island, a subdivision remains cut off from the rest of the island and rotting away because the property owners can't afford to repair their road  (wtkr.com) (175)
(ESPN) Cool What better way to spend your day than with some old-fashioned outdoor hockey? Here's your Winter Classic thread, game starts 3pm EST  (espn.go.com) (343)


Fri December 30, 2011
(clatl.com) Amusing "CL's round-up of readers' Halloween costumes warmed your hearts. And, for some odd reason, landed on Fark's homepage three weeks later." Thank John Fitzgerald Page, but he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes (Item #2)  (clatl.com) (0)
(Daily Mail) Cool Darth Maple: World darts champion. Canadian. Star Wars fan. Single  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Thu December 29, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Fashion designer makes gown out of Ford Focus parts . As expected, most women want bigger headlights  (content.usatoday.com) (19)
(LA Times) Strange Appellate court lets woman sue man whose flying body parts struck her after he was hit by a train, noting that "flying bodies" case law is a little sparse  (latimes.com) (112)


Wed December 28, 2011
(PennLive) Weird Woman killed by flying deer parts. You read that right  (pennlive.com) (54)
(Komo) Dumbass The Seattle Police Department; winning the hearts and minds of the public one kick to the groin at a time  (komonews.com) (123)


Tue December 27, 2011
(BBC) Cool A full plate of EPL Boxing Day football that can shake-up the table starts with Chelsea-Fulham and features United, Liverpool, City and Newcastle in the menu, Dig in  (news.bbc.co.uk) (211)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Santa Cruz Sentinel) Hero Santa Cruz woman thrwarts mugger, hands him a bag of dog poop  (santacruzsentinel.com) (47)
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing The controversy over his newletters has caused Ron Paul's popularity to surge among certain parts of the electorate. Unfortunately for him, it's the parts made up of people that shout things like "white power"  (theatlanticwire.com) (370)
(Yahoo) Spiffy 21-year old man emerges from a coma just as doctors were preparing to turn him into spare parts. Reportedly told doctors he felt happy, felt like taking a walk  (news.yahoo.com) (95)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Reuters) Sad If you 'had "wouldn't even wait for the door to hit US troops in the ass on the way out" in the "How long until the Iraqi government starts collapsing?" pool, come collect your prize  (reuters.com) (192)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Wired) Amusing So, you can't go wrong with a review of an online Star Wars game that starts with "Forever alone?"  (wired.com) (213)
(Quad City Times) Fail Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter  (qctimes.com) (25)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail Moody's cuts Belgium credit rating as fragile economy starts to waffle  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup At K-Marts across the nation, anonymous benefactors are paying off the layaway accounts of strangers. This blue light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine  (finance.yahoo.com) (229)


Thu December 15, 2011
(ProJo.com) Interesting Red Sox to announce new scholarship for high school students. Expected to be promising over the summer but collapse by the time school starts  (news.providencejournal.com) (15)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man decides to play with his conch while on his balcony. Neighbors not amused, especially when he starts blowing himself. (with faaabulous mugshot goodness)  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (32)


Tue December 13, 2011
(truTV) Amusing An impassioned manifesto against people who clip their nails in public. "You littered with your body parts"  (blog.trutv.com) (144)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NJ.com) Silly From "Circus Arts" and "The Harry Potter Phenomenon" to "'South Park' and Philosophy" and "Wine Insights", never before have Liberal Arts majors been so qualified to man the deep fryer  (nj.com) (115)


Sat December 10, 2011
(redding.com) Strange Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"  (redding.com) (32)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Media reports Chris Paul traded to Lakers for Gasol and Odom, but Commish Stern kills the deal. Training camp starts tomorrow. Awkward  (washingtonpost.com) (308)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) PSA Boring parts first so you'll read the whole thing: public service announcement for spaying and neutering debuts, featuring topless Katherine Heigl...see? You CAN do delayed gratification  (nydailynews.com) (40)
(Deadspin) Video Michigan State cheerleader falls, breaks face, lies motionless on the floor. Then the PA system starts playing "The Final Countdown"  (deadspin.com) (65)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Den Of Geek) Interesting If you need a limbless character in a movie, Michael Ironside's your man. Here's the evolution of Ironside's missing body parts  (denofgeek.com) (35)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine PBS starts up a channel in England. At last, British people will finally get an opportunity to see Monty Python, Doctor Who, and Fawlty Towers  (nytimes.com) (117)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Wall Street Journal) Hero China eliminating the Liberal Arts  (blogs.wsj.com) (262)


Sat November 26, 2011
(WIVB) Stupid Friends don't let friends drink and drive golf carts  (wivb.com) (45)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Simcoe.com) Cool That's one giant swing- over 300 parts, close to 5,000 screws, two cases of industrial glue, and it even has its own facebook page  (simcoe.com) (32)
(UPI) PSA Researchers warn shoppers to beware most germ-infested parts of mall, advise against licking the following: food court tables, ATM keypads, bathroom sinks, escalator handrails  (upi.com) (26)
(CNNGo) Spiffy Deep fried donuts, soup dumplings, egg tarts, and other deliciously unhealthy Shanghai street foods to look for at your local dim sum this weekend  (cnngo.com) (32)
(MSNBC) Cool Yes. Yes. Probably not. No. Let's hope so. It's your Black Friday NHL thread. Game starts at 1pm EST on NBC  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (190)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Google) Cool Google.com's artsy-craftsy turkeys are nice and all, but Google.pl's tribute to Stanisław Lem is way cooler  (google.pl) (28)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Fail Store forced to withdraw a line of underwear for young children that carries slogans such as "call me" and "I ♥ rich boys"  (smh.com.au) (59)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Loser) Dumbass "Yes, ladies of RWU, when you wear yoga pants and your shirt stops at your waist, I can see your lady parts"  (hawksherald.com) (563)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discover antimatter particles behave differently from their matter counterparts, likely due to their evil goatees  (news.yahoo.com) (27)
(Short List) Cool Nintendo make full size Mario Karts that run on electricity. Electricity? Bowser would have a thing or two to say about that  (shortlist.com) (20)
(Boston Herald) Followup Occupy Boston protestors are either smarter or less motivated than their counterparts in other cities  (bostonherald.com) (256)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Think Progress) Stupid House decrees that tomato sauce on school lunch pizza counts as a vegetable. Part of a healthy and balanced meal, along with malk and horse parts  (thinkprogress.org) (228)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Trapped girl survives after car wreck by drinking Gatorade and eating Pop-Tarts, or as your kids call it, "lunch"  (thetimesnews.com) (64)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Houston Press) Strange This one starts with some parents smoking weed with their kids, continues with an argument, a .22 pistol, a baseball bat and a machete. Then a Pakistani immigrant shows up and it gets weird  (houstonpress.com) (57)
(ESPN) Unlikely After 18 years, mixed martial arts reaches adulthood. Giggity  (espn.go.com) (60)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Guy) News Right now the occupied parts of Denver are being retaken  (businessinsider.com) (1456)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Old and busted: Hearts, stars, dragons, and tramp-stamps. New hotness: science tattoos (ink, skin and science slideshow)  (nytimes.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Misc This little girl poops golden hearts. With "okay, that's just too awesome" x-ray goodness  (kptv.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Weird And now the latest from the Florida of the North: man walks into strangers' house, starts putting up Christmas decorations  (whiotv.com) (33)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Contact Music) Dumbass If your radio prank involves tying helium balloons to a puppy and letting it float away into the clouds, don't be surprised at how fast PETA starts calling  (contactmusic.com) (76)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The Sun) Ironic Smoke alarm starts fire. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife  (thesun.co.uk) (36)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc Wachovia exec trades wealth for more fulfilling work with more prestige, starts selling meth  (charlotteobserver.com) (61)


Tue November 08, 2011
(AP) Scary U.S. government investigators say counterfeit parts flooding the Pentagon supply chain are a "ticking time bomb." Guess which country they're coming from, go on guess  (hosted.ap.org) (158)
(Yahoo) Sick Air Force mortuary needs a hand finding some body parts of fallen Airmen  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Obvious As classy as ever, OWS protestors vandalize street carts when the free food gets shut down. They really showed those rich snobs with their fancy hot dog carts  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (720)
(Some Guy) Florida You finally got your wife to agree to that threesome, so of course when she starts making out with the other chick you beat her with your belt then throw a TV at her  (naplesnews.com) (145)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Fail Woman gets called names on the internet, starts public campaign to complain about it. You can see where this is going  (theage.com.au) (89)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Fight Card) Cool UFC 138 discussion thread. Chris Leben and Mark Muñoz go toe-to-toe in merry old England. Facebook prelims start at 2pm and the main card starts at 8pm ET  (ufc.com) (121)
(KTLA) PSA Before you try to rob the store make sure there aren't any martial arts experts right behind you  (ktla.com) (74)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Bloomberg) Fail Analysts say strong yen, parts shortage, driving Honda's profits down. Company officials all in accord  (bloomberg.com) (3)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Old School Track) Cool I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "paperclip". Martinsville coverage starts at 1:30 edt on ESPN  (gastongazette.com) (404)
(Some Tilke) Cool Break out the dust masks, it's the Formula 1 Indian Grand Prix at the latest Tilkedrome, where everyone flying off turn 6. In a shocking development, Sebastian Vettel is on the pole. Coverage starts at 2 AM ET  (motorsport.com) (84)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Followup Kid with cancer tweets Tebow that he's 'Tebowing while chemoing.' Subby hopes Stanford QB starts trend known as 'Lucking.'  (denverpost.com) (44)
(The Courier) Strange Not news: Live nativity scene planned for Christmas. Fark: With the parts played by meerkats  (thecourier.co.uk) (16)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Albany Times Union) Asinine Strip club to argue before state Supreme Court that lap-dancing is a form of artistic expression and therefore not taxable. So will paying for one count as a charitible donation to the arts?  (timesunion.com) (275)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Time) Obvious Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died  (time.com) (212)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Ravens murder their opponents, or do the Jaguars stand a chance at winning a second game this season? It's Monday Night Football on ESPN (Game starts at 8:30 PM)  (espn.go.com) (1432)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Boing Boing) Interesting Old and busted: Uncontrolled "Zombie satellites" orbit Earth. New hotness: "Vampire satellites" harvest parts from dying sats prior to decommissioning  (boingboing.net) (23)


Sat October 22, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Purchasing MySpace was a "huge mistake" according to Rupert Murdoch, who released the announcement on a page with epilepsy-inducing animated graphics and obnoxious music that automatically starts  (physorg.com) (45)


Fri October 21, 2011
(MSNBC) Amusing In which Rachel Maddow explains lady parts to Mitt Romney  (maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com) (147)
(Hartford Courant) Amusing Hall of Fame women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma calls out Notre Dame and kicks Touchdown Jesus right in the lady-parts  (courant.com) (21)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Trebuchet) Fail Those bubbles in the ocean? Microbe farts  (trebuchet-magazine.com) (21)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Guardian) Amusing The chemistry of wallaby farts  (guardian.co.uk) (17)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Bloomberg) Cool Hong Kong defies all odds and starts gold trading. It's a bullion-to-yuan shot  (bloomberg.com) (26)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Florida If an Amtrak train departs from the west coast and arrives in Illinois with a Florida man carrying 45 pounds of pot, does it still warrant the Florida tag?  (napervillesun.suntimes.com) (38)


Sat October 15, 2011
(YouTube) Video Classic instance of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts  (youtube.com) (51)


Fri October 14, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Two beertown ballteams at lagerheads again - Milwaukee at St. Louis in Game 5. Trouble starts brewin' on TBS, 8:05pm ET. This ain't busch league so don't miller round, you're wiser 'n that, Bud. Pilsner  (espn.go.com) (464)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Huffington Post) Followup Alec Baldwin starts a podcast, hints at the unfortunate end to 30 Rock  (huffingtonpost.com) (35)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Oregon Live) Cool After a great white shark knocks him off his surfboard, man does the logical thing and starts to surf the shark  (oregonlive.com) (53)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing Woman charged with bigamy after stealing a truck. And with a mugshot like that, it's no wonder she was able to steal two men's hearts  (cbsatlanta.com) (99)

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