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500 headlines found matching 'art'
Tue September 23, 2014
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(Dice)
 
 
 
The latest hotness in smartphone apps: actually talking into your phone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: there's a brand new way for idiots to hurt themselves on camera (Warning: Graphic images in article)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It seems the US (and partners) are doing some side-strikes in its focused campaign against the Islamic State in Syria
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(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 4
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The League Cup rolls on in England, as the third round kicks off some intriguing matchups, with Arsenal hosting Southampton, Swansea City hosting Everton, and Man United hosting a cocktail party
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In addition to folic acid, expectant mothers should add an iron supplement to avoid having babies with Jenny McCarthy Syndrome
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man stands his ground against dog during five-year old's birthday party
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Mesa woman disappointed to learn work-at-home scheme she signed up for was just a scam, as was $70K starting salary. "I had so many plans for all this money I was going to be making"
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top nine reasons Manchester United fans should not panic. "You're basically like the clever kid in class who fails one test and then everyone starts calling them stupid... you're not stupid"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Jay Cutler and crew continue to not show up until the second half? Will Marty Mornhinweg shoot New York in the foot again? Find out when the Chicago Bears face the New York Jets on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM EDT on ESPN
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Forget JFK, the moon landing, and chemtrails: Kirk Cousins intentionally blew the Washington/Eagles game to avoid a quarterback controversy
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Awkward dinner parties
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're hiking in the Swiss Alps today and come across a giant flesh cube, don't worry--it's just art
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(79)
 
(Mark Evanier)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Popeye not having a pipe is a PC conspiracy" Comic & cartoon writer: "Let me introduce Free Market Man to another superhero: Captain Obvious"
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(89)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Subby has 3 days left with his beloved dog. After that the Xwife is taking to parts unknown.. Need recomendations on how to enjoy the time left with my pet before I never see it again
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(73)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Municipal courts in St. Louis County - particularly the northern portion - issue warrants, file traffic cases, and collect more revenue than any other area of the state
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(130)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How Red Bull is tearing German soccer apart
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(17)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
After selling 4 million iPhones in one day, Apple just lost the global smartphone war because Google will sell 2 million Android Ones over the next three months
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mary Landrieu proves her dedication to providing constituent services at LSU tailgate party
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Six strange facts about marriage. Turns out number five explains what happens at Fark Parties
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The sad, tragic last day of one of comedy's greatest legends, the late, lamented Phil Hartman
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(111)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Putin: 'If I wanted, in two days I could have Russian troops not only in Kiev, but also in Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw and Bucharest." He also could start WW3 because all but one of those are capitals of NATO countries
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(233)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your game on or get the puck out. NHL Preseason kicks off today with five games. Buffalo @ Washington broadcast starts at 5:00 ET (Link goes to schedule)
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cal's team shop, up 31-13 in the 4th quarter vs. Arizona: "congrats on the win over Arizona, get 25% off all merchandise". Arizona, with a 47-yard 'Hail Mary' TD as time expires, to steal a 49-45 win: "U mad, bro?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The last weekend of summer saw things wind down in Chicagostan, with only thirteen shootings and one murder. You can tell fall is here when the gangs start to spend more time inside
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(78)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Martians fail to shoot down latest Earth probe, forced to disguise all their cites and monuments as giant rocks again
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danny Devito talks about #TrollFoot which looks to be something like foot fetish stuff with pictures of his foot in different places and even one with what appears to be spaghetti on his foot. 'It's like a little art project for me.'
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(20)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"I'm not going artificially inseminate crickets. I'll quit and get that marketing job back in my college hometown before I let it come to that"
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
WHO is worth starting? WHAT risks are you willing to take? HOW will the "injury report" game truly play out? WHERE are all the Fantasy Football experts? WHY, just click to the right and you'll find them all in your Week 3 Fark Fantasy Football thread
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(75)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Patriot "border-patrol" militias cancel protest that was supposed to shut down all points of entry between the US and Mexico, due to threats from drug cartels. Brave Sir Robin extends his sympathies
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Sat September 20, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The party's over
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"I don't think the President's plan has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding" says some armchair quarterback who until recently was the Commandant of the Marine Corps
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(191)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
They're racing all day at Circuit of the Americas. Let's thread this. USSCC running right now, WEC 6 Hours of COTA starts at 6 Eastern, both on Fox Sports 2
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(59)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationism is just the start: How right-wing Christians are warping America's schools
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September' still holds up after all these years. "What the f- - - does 'ba-dee-ya' mean?' 'Who the f- - - cares?'"
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(60)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discovery ends their partnership with Hasbro and plans to rebrand The Hub as The Discovery Family Network. Bronies from coast to coast now on 24 hour suicide watch
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(71)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is that you should never run a business on the honor system. And that you shouldn't start selling pumpkins until October even if the money is going to a good cause
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alibaba's IPO is the largest in US history. Article includes helpful picture of forty thieves
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And so the rioting starts in Scotland
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(Medium)
 
 
 
How to see farther in the Universe than ever before. (Hint: you don't use light)
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ten fascinating articles from formerly-classified CIA in-house magazine make for good spy agency reading
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Friday Night MLB Baseball thread. Schedule to the left and the comments to the right. Most games are starting around 7:00 p.m. EST
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're a cyclist and encounter a wedding limo parked in the bike lane, you could just ride around it. Or you could create a scene that ends with you getting your ass kicked by the wedding party
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(123)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The "Wisconsin Poll Watcher militia" is a non-partisan, non-racist, group that just wants to prevent felons from voting. By showing up armed, at polling stations this November with a list of suspected felons, but only in "heavily democratic areas"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Article author demands TV viewers stop liking shows he doesn't like
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(Car Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Lotus plans to chop its workforce by a quarter, eliminating 325 jobs. One can only hope that those were all the guys who worked on the cars' electrical systems
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Proof that sheep are smarter than cows
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's an in-depth article on why people procrastinate. Bookmark it so you can read it later
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkback Friday: Drew talks about what it was like to start Fark.com, what it's like to be an entrepreneur, what it was like to deal with the site on a daily basis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a Debbie downer, negative Nancy or pessimistic Pete? Well look at the bright side, it's all about a chemical imbalance in a small part of your brain that doesn't think you will do anything meaningful with your life, unlike your sister
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(51)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Bartender writes an epic rant in response to hedge-fund douchebag who groped her
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tired of its image as a store full of shirtless, unshaven, butt-cracked, back-titted, mullet-topped shoppers, Walmart looks to boost its image by hosting cockfighting in the store
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(36)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Magic Mike XXL will be slightly more enjoyable because Matthew McConaughey will not be a part of it. All right, all right, all right
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(20)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart calls out the NFL on its idiocy, saying that the organization needs to reexamine its priorities since beer companies have become its moral touchstone
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Spanking is something you should only do to your consensual sex partner or the prostitute to whom you've paid extra
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(248)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan Bipartisanship; Republican Party Chairman is suing a Republican Lieutenant Governor for allowing a former Republican to supplant the Democrat on the ticket... to protect the civil rights of the Democrats who were voting in the primary
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(20)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Two charts that will get you through this fine Thursday (news that 1% can use)
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(92)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth ancient Egyptian woman who had 70 hair weaves when she was buried, making her the first scientifically confirmed yummy mummy
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the Tea Party screws up government and puts Congress in gridlock, Occupy Wall Street is busy . . . fighting over a Twitter account
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(234)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In one broad stroke, criminal mastermind tries to use his hoodie to steal artwork from gallery. This man is no Thomas Crown
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing American bachelorette party caught in Cabo during hurricane turns up in California. Hangover 4 just wrote itself
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
National leader makes statement all of us can agree with whole heartedly. Difficulty: It's the leader of Iran
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(107)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Supermassive black holes discovered in an energetic threesome four billion light years from Earth
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(13)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Litigants seeking to cash in on the global popularity of James Cameron's uber-blockbuster Avatar are now 0-for-4 in the past year. The latest loser: '70s prog-rock album cover artist Roger Dean
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(24)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Love Boat's Ted Lange believes there's a future in bartending for iZac
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington: Everything you say or do in an argument with your partner is abuse
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(299)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of senators call for resignation of NFL pro football player; wait did I say 'NFL pro football player'? I meant federal judge accused of beating his wife in an Atlanta hotel room last month
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(35)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
If you've been using artificial sweeteners to help keep your blood sugar under control, scientists would like you to know that artificial sweeteners don't work the way you think they do
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(41)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Now that polls start to show that the Senate might still be held by Democrats this Fall, the Mass Media pulls out all the stops and starts cranking out their pro-GOP spin
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(106)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is becoming unhinged, getting outraged over President Obama's vow to destroy Ebola, which they're starting to believe is a militant Islamic group like ISIS or Scotland
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(240)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Playboy magazine names the top party schools. Once again Faber College misses the cut
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(9)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Do you know what an "immaculate inning" is for a pitcher? Well there have only been 81 in the history of MLB and Brandon McCarthy just threw one
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(101)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
One of the smallest galaxies ever discovered has a super massive black hole at its center (w/ helpful artist's rendering)
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(14)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The NRA is planning on spending tens of millions this fall to help the GOP capture the senate and help embattled GOP governors retain their seats, you know, just like you'd expect from a "non-partisan sportsmen's association"
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(430)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio says his Spartans will play to win and not run up the score to try to convince people they can still be in the college football playoff
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.' Arthur Uther Pendragon joins the fight to save the Union
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The RGIII trade talk is starting to swell like a dislocated anke
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(26)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Travolta says he has no regrets. Not even Battlefield Earth
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(69)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that when the earth was covered with ash and rotting corpses, the trees bloomed
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(18)
 
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
Secretary of State walks into a bar in Tel Aviv and orders a beer. The bartender brings him ISIS
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(22)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What to do when the local KFC burns down? Have the store manager charter a bus to a KFC in the next town over, of course
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(30)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
If you're going to pack your bags for a "one way trip" to jihad in Syria, don't burn your passport because you may have a change of heart and someday want to go home
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Hey, since we're privatizing all the other functions of government, why not the levying of taxes?
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clear Channel renames itself iHeartMedia. You can put lipstick on a multi-billion dollar debt, but it's still a multi-billion dollar debt
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
So what's it like being caught outdoors during an artillery barrage in the 21st century? Let's go to Donetsk, Ukraine for the shorts-soiling video
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(49)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
In 1964 grocery store managers received a message that this Pop-Tart thingy should in no way be thought of as a breakfast cereal. Now it turns fifty
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(108)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The most beautiful, artfully tinted picture of contagious DISEASES THAT WILL KILL YOU ON THE SPOT. Mostly
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New book on Jon Stewart reveals "Bad Jon" side who yells at staff, throws newspapers, and berates Seth MacFarlane over the phone. That's why "The Daily Show" staff have a supply of Snickers on hand
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(112)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sign that we are more divided than ever: Self-proclaimed "Tea Party Satanist" leader opposed to progressive Satanists from Detroit
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(70)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(111)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force now has a guy whose job it is to wait for the Earth to get hit by space rocks
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(7)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
What happened to the cartoon stars of yesteryear?
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A customer goes to McDonald's and orders a chicken sandwich and sees a white substance and when customer questions the staff they laughed and said it was tartar sauce. The only problem is the chicken sandwich does not come with tartar sauce
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(194)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(265)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital staff 'exhausted,' warns surgeon. But don't worry - the billing and collections departments are as chipper and fully staffed as can be
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(57)
 
(The Score)
 
 
 
With about three weeks until the NHL season starts up again, the Dallas Stars have decided that what their team desperately needs is a new mascot. They would also ask that you ignore that it looks like the offspring of the Grinch & Oscar the Grouch
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Next they'll be looking for the Hugo particle
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(34)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Will Real Madrid start their second Décima? Welcome back to your Champions League Day 1 thread. On tap: 8 games, including Dortmund-Arsenal, Olympiacos-Atlético, Real-Basel, and Liverpool-Ludogorets
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(242)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(43)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Walmart VP of Communications quits after he was caught lying on his resume, is now weighing offers from Comcast, GM, Congress, and the government of Iraq
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top seismologist predicts more mega-earthquakes are coming, but she could be Rong
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(28)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The police sketch artist who deduced the identity of the unknown kissing sailor in that famous World War II picture is now working feverishly around the clock in hopes of solving the mystery of the Billy the Kid photograph
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(24)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(34)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Overwhelming success of Japanese whisky in world market credited to distilleries' work ethic and high standards. "There is a culture in Japan of not giving up. When we start something, we don't stop ... I guess we're just maniacs"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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(149)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writing articles about how people are doing something wrong: you're doing it wrong
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(10)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There's a real f*ckin classy start to this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(94)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Super-rich Russians develop taste for Scottish tartan: "Some of the orders we have received have been just eye-watering," says one maker. "One man wanted the interior of his Ferrari done in white cashmere that we were selling for 576 euros per metre"
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We could give a fark about ebola, which is about to reach pandemic levels and kill a quarter million people this year. Football is on though, an I'd hate to miss the fourth quarter
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(123)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS picks up a comedy about two best friends who open a meatball restaurant only to realize that they hate working with each other, so they start seeing a couples therapist. And no, this isn't by Chuck Lorre oddly enough
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(48)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Marty Mornhinweg looks around, realizes he is Marty Mornhinweg, realizes he is a coach for the Jets, and then does exactly what you would expect him to do
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(59)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is never get married. And never accidentally grab the emergency door handle while falling down inside the party bus taking you from the wedding to the reception, but mostly never get married
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(59)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not even a cameo from Ron Paul was enough to draw in an audience for Atlas Shrugged Part III: The Galt In Our Stars
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(166)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two major-party candidates running for Governor of Arizona vow to improve Arizona's image and keep state out of Comedy Central shows, Fark.com headlines
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey reveals a startlingly large number of people sell their houses and buy new ones to get better cellphone reception
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jay-Z hints that Beyonce might be pregnant with their second child, whom they'll probably name Chartreuse Rhododendron
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not News: NY TImes has an article on guns. News: Actually uses facts and not hyperbole. Fark: once it uses facts, it actually come off sympathetic to the second amendment
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(368)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Sunday MLB Baseball thread, the games start at 1:35 and who really cares, but there are still games left and Indian Summer isn't over
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(40)
 
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
2 billion smartphones now in use around the world. The remaining 5 billion people still communicate the old fashioned way ... talking face to face
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(9)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Django Unchained actress "detained" and cuffed for kissing husband while black. Fark: That is exactly what happened. Ultra-Fark: That is exactly what happened. Obvious: That is exactly what happened (Some Not safe for work content in article)
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(925)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start? Who to sit? Who's hurt? Who's healthy? Who's worth picking up off the waiver wire? You have questions, we have answers: it's your Week 2 Fark Fantasy Football discussion
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(137)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: 'She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart.'
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you use your three-year-old daughter to shoplift items from Walmart in order to sell them for drug money
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember how cable companies said they would never, ever, ever let people go ala carte? About that
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(56)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Cars that drive themselves now starting to talk with one another. Wasn't this how SkyNet got started?
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(40)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
I started an Indiegogo because I knit blankets for cats. It's totally a thing. Yes, I'm a crazy cat lady, but your cat wants a blanket for Christmas
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(7)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
It was 20 years ago today the earth lost its only natural satellite. Let us reflect upon what this loss has meant for us all
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teens invent 'Tampon Run' video game to break menstruation taboo. Article does not mention how many periods each game lasts
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(35)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Time for the inaugural Formula E race in Beijing. Come for the excitement of all electric racing with screeching tires and silent engines. Coverage starts at 3:30am EDT on Fox Sports One
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(52)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some guy from Lexington, Kentucky trolls TEA partiers. No, not that guy
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reason # 3,217 why Patrick Stewart is all sorts of awesome
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(44)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Global Warming Was Worth It," claims article by someone who seems to think that money is edible
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(41)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense wants Sheriff Joe Arpaio to return all the surplus military weapons and equipment they've given him over the years
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sperm donor dies of a heart attack after making his fourth deposit in a week. He was making money hand over fist
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(109)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Winners of high-profile smart gun design challenge are afraid to come out publicly for fear of being shot on sight
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(356)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A close look at the soldiers being trained in Yemen and Somalia as part of the U.S. anti-terror strategy. One of these soldiers is not like the others; see if you can spot which one
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(54)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Congress finally comes together in bipartisan harmony to bash the President for sidestepping them in the ISIS fight
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(173)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seven bears target woman's home for a nice meal. To be fair, Goldilocks started it
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(15)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State Senator says stopping earthquakes is the job of every Oklahoman - like it's their fault
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(57)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Turns out Thomas and Martha Wayne are not dead after all. Awkward
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(5)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
Thanks to the leading driver in Formula 1 asking team "Can the computer brake and I just keep my foot on the floor?" and "Should I turn right on this right turn?", it is now illegal for a driver to ask their team which gear they should start in
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's reassuring to know I am not the only one who cannot tell the difference between pop-tarts and cocaine
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(32)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
It's something of a long shot, but BYU can actually find themselves in the College Football Playoffs in a few months and maybe even a Heisman quarterback
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia wants to join NATO. Well, now the Tea Party is taking this secession talk way too far
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(59)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwartzenegger has Maria Shriver's likeness terminated from his official governor's portrait
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius verdict thread: Part Deux. Will he walk or will the judge send him running to the slammer? Tune in and find out. Link goes to live feed. Update: Pistorius found guilty of culpable homicide (manslaughter)
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(143)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party, October 11th, 7pm, at Lefty O'Doul's
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(44)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the black man killed by police in a Walmart while holding a BB gun sold at the store? After viewing security footage that contradicts him, the 911 caller has conveniently changed his story
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(401)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A strong solar storm is coming right for Earth. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Citizens United ruling, GOP and conservative groups are way ahead of their counterparts in big money donations. Oh wait, that's Democrats and liberals so everything's cool, right?
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(92)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is making employees pay for new uniforms, and they stand to make $78 million, claim people who want to bring in unions so they can have that $78 million
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(87)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"In one of Leonardo da Vinci's many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus"
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two fraternity brothers charged with hosting "all-you-can drink" party and inviting 18-year-old woman who learned just how much she can drink before falling out of a window
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(54)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party, Thursday Sept 11th at 7:00pm at Cecil's Tavern
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(153)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
New Texas history textbooks teach that Moses was a Founding Father, segregation wasn't all bad, affirmative action applies to Martians, and that society has not visibly improved since the Great Depression
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(149)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Newly discovered hidden city near Stonehenge was a nice place where you could enjoy a beer at the pub before ripping corpses apart and sticking them in the ground
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(39)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Based on a survey of kids who have not even chosen their Halloween costumes yet, Wal-Mart thinks it knows what the hottest 20 toys will be this holiday season
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(80)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fartbongo's plans for Iraq, Syria and his Fall wardrobe live from the 19th hole. It's your Official Presidential Address Thread (9pm for you commies on the east coast, 6pm for you commies on the west coast)
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(572)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When planning your daring heist, remember: there are good getaway vehicles, and there are great getaway vehicles. There's also the Walmart motorized wheelchair shopping cart in Fruitport
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(21)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Know what the the Export-Import Bank is? No? Well too bad, because the tea party members of the House want to shut down the government over it
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's like a Fark Party, but it has cider and ponies, so it's about 20% cooler
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Charts reveal what ages men and women find the most attractive in a partner - and the results are as creepy as you might suspect
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(374)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve report says the super rich have gotten richer. Apparently it's following a trend that started around 1776
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(36)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Poll of 1009 party-line koolaid drinkers indicates public opinion of Obamacare has jack shiat to do with whether anybody's actually healthier as a result of it
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand would like to apologize for that part in her new book where she calls one of the Washington D.C. metropolitan area's largest suburbs "soulless"
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can you die of a broken heart? Science: Yes
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
World's fattest cat starts crash diet to reduce its weight from 23 pounds to something less grotesque (pics)
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can hook up a machine gun to some car parts, a Game Boy, and a flatscreen TV, the Star League would like to recruit you to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada, because you're the future of urban warfare
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(41)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Come for Allen West's new ancient Greek tattoo, stay for the tattoo artist's "Hail Sagan" t-shirt
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(151)
 
(WJRT)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl starts successful donut shop in Virginia town. Enter conservative Christians
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(365)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart releases new dress code for employees. Unfortunately still no dress code for customers
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(142)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I just flew in from ISIS controlled Iraq, and boy are my arms tired." *Badoom-tish* "Take my wives, please." *Badoom-tish* " Remember, try the hummus, and I'll be here all week unless I get martyred"
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(36)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers discover co-flowing liquids can stabilize chaotic 'whipping,' plan adult-themed party to test theory
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(7)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you live in Atlanta and are anywhere close to the CDC Medical Center, you might want to seriously start considering moving somewhere safer. Like Detroit
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(118)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Existence of so-called 'tetraquark' leading to major slapfight in physics departments around world as scientists argue what it is or whether it really exists: "We hate each other," says one researcher. "We really hate each other"
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(24)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Some of the most surreal and bizarre landscape photos taken by a Swedish artist you'll see all day
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some foods that help you get a good night's sleep. Apart from alcohol, what are your secrets to actually getting to sleep in the evenings?
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hoarder in tiny apartment leaves fortune to whomever can find his last will
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(28)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You call them hacked nude celebrity photos. In Florida, they are called "contemporary art"
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' NYC apartment is the exemplification of good taste you always imagined it to be
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(112)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia threatens criminal prosecutions against Lithuanians who refused to join the Soviet army in 1991. It should be noted that neither Russia or Lithuania are part of the Soviet Union any more
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(138)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beans and farts. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
11 colleges ban booing at soccer games, especially at the participation ribbon awarding ceremony at the end of the game
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two idiots in Oklahoma arrested for drenching a Wal-Mart in deer urine: "It's weird. It's very weird and disgusting" (mugshots)
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada begins a two week public hearing about mandating à la carte options for TV channels. Finally Canadians will no longer have to subscribe to the Snowmobile Channel just to be able to get the Curling News Network
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(57)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Whether you give a Fark about playing Destiny or not, this alternative artwork is still pretty awesome
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"This Hipster Sex Party was so hip even the guy from MGMT was there. But were we liberated and free? I guess so"
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(49)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David DeJesus' inside-the-park home run was so easy that he could have started around the bases a second time
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(18)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd goes through the fluffy motions with President Obama on Meet the Press for their first interview. For about thirty seconds; then, he started pressing the President to answer questions about his lack of immigration reform
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(160)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
At least the earthquake ended the drought
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(60)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A woman was so determined to not stop an underage alcohol party that she slipped an IV to a 14 year-old girl suffering alcohol poisoning
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(193)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man had a backyard envied by his neighbors; full of statues, furniture, and plants, it was the highlight of the neighborhood. And then his neighbors started to realize their own objects were missing
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(27)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warehouse where medical marijuana is legally grown catches on fire. Every fire department from a 100-mile radius volunteers to help battle the smoke
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(27)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Woman claims Walmart is selling copies of her toys. Like Walmart never sells anything that is knock-off to begin with
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(18)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start: Kaepernick, Fitzpatrick, Cutler, Bell, Spiller and Bush. Who to sit: Dalton, Manuel, Newton, Jones-Drew, Pierce, and Matthews. All this and more in your inaugural Fark Fantasy Football thread
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(80)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"We need smart thermostats because people are dumb"
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A bipartisan opinion piece we can all support: Let's end NFL blackouts
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martina Navratilova finds love at U.S Open center court
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(11)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Did I mention that Rube Goldberg is the chief of the Detroit Fire Department?
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(90)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
K-Mart airs Christmas commercial in September
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop these martial monks
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(19)
 
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 8, with 2 title bouts: Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson vs Yasuko Tamada, and Stephanie Eggink vs Katja "Killer Bunny" Kankaanpaa. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(160)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will get the last Chase spot? Who may end up with an "itch" on their arm? Will those sprinklers stay off this time? It's the Federated Auto Parts 400 from Richmond (7:30PM ET, ABC)
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(681)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart sued for using a photograph of the back of his head
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"I started to think something might have been off when she left one night driving that Oldsmobile and came back the next morning in a brand new Porsche," said a man about his neighbor's caretaker, who stole $855,000
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(18)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Two deer evicted from $3,500 San Francisco studio apartment, run length of Golden Gate Bridge into Marin during rush hour traffic
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(38)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"If you were to drive by Apple's headquarters on Infinite Loop right now you'd probably see the building on fire, engineers getting drunk on the lawn, and a goat at the reception desk, idly chewing on some resumes"
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two games out West lead Saturday's college football slate. Can Sparty strike a blow for the Big Ten? All this and more in YOUR college football thread
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(726)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"A 20-year-old Ohio man drove to the police department to turn himself in because he realized he was too drunk to drive and would get involved in a crash, according to police." He was correct (pics)
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japanese sushi chef with superior knife skills demonstrates how he artistically cuts a cucumber. Strangely mesmerizing
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(43)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Travel back in time with these Depression and WWII photos that are part of a new trove of images being put out by Yale University's Photogrammar
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(25)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Imagine the Universe being torn apart: galaxy-by-galaxy, star-by-star, atom-by-atom and finally spacetime itself. That's not fiction, that's the Big Rip
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(61)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Guys, I have a foolproof plan for getting the stuff we need for the party. We go to Walmart, fill up two carts with BB guns and booze, and walk out." --pause-- "OK, sounds good. Let's go"
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(11)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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(68)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Mike Brown's heart grew three sizes that day
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After ex-Navy chaplain, noted loon, and GOP CO statehouse candidate Gordon " Klingenschmitt said that an openly gay Rep was "going to join ISIS and start beheading Christians," even the local GOP was rushing to declare "not one of ours"
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(82)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
The three oldest starting quarterbacks in the NFL just might be the best three at the position as well
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't read the article just yet. First, enter the thread, and write down the very first most iconic shot in movie history that comes to mind. For subby, it's a Lockheed Electra on a foggy runway in Casablanca
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(97)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Criminal, tired of the cops getting all the bad press, decide to start modifying real guns to look like children's toys
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(88)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
To brighten up your Friday, here's a look at some of the most absurd animals on earth, from satanic geckos to fairy armadillos. There's something weird for everyone
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(14)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the people of Estonia want to cool off, they dive into an underwater prison filled with algae-covered razor wire and rusty machine parts
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(16)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's your Friday Night MLB Game thread. Games starting at 7:00 (EST)
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
James Cameron: Artist. Director. Undersea explorer. Owner of a produce market in New Zealand
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apartments in London compared to prison cells, except without the meal service
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Never before seen photos and an article hope to have some sort of effect on the sale of a book
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add "unsupervised cartwheels" to the list of things trying to kill kids in Australia
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(25)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman gets all bitey after cops stop to ask why she's taking her car apart with pliers in the middle of the highway
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smartphone app helps save baby's life, presumably by teaching the child which birds should be avoided due to their anger issues
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(9)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. of all people might have had the most heartfelt reaction to Joan Rivers' death
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NORAD dispatched F-15s to investigate 'unresponsive aircraft' over the atlantic. Payne Stewart unavailable for comment. UPDATE: Plane has crashed into the ocean off the coast of Jamaica
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(456)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Ferguson, ISIS, Gaza, Ebola, and all that stuff, there are still places on Earth where the headline-grabbing trial of the year involves two SCUBA divers who had an underwater fight over a tropical fish
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(39)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democratic Party, stung by the electorate's ingratitude for its economic policies and Obamacare, seems to have jumped into a "Back to the Future" DeLorean and steered half a century back in time
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(89)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The "Hunger Games," "Divergent," and other young adult fiction novels are part of some free-market libertarian conspiracy to brainwash teens. Or you can be sane and not a writer for The Guardian
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(148)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Economist notes that FARK will join other social media partners in a DERP collaboration (4th section)
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(2)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Woman left with suspected broken neck after ice bucket challenge," says headline above article explaining that she didn't have a broken neck
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"There's no delicate way to put it: I am a fat man. I know that pants are designed to be worn around my navel, but this is the thickest part of my body. Even with a belt, my pants fall down. How should fat guys wear their pants?"
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(153)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The best thing about flying Qantas is: Their safety record? Nah. Their on-time departures? Nope. Their awesome beer pouring machine? Bingo
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
60-ft long asteroid to pass "very close" to Earth on Sunday. In layman's terms, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
"Marty, this may seem a little forward, but I was wondering if you would ask me to the Dancing with the Stars this season?"
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(71)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly advises viewers: "When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it"
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(79)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin reveals his favorite Game of Thrones character and it's exactly who you thought it would be
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(65)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Three people attacked by dogs in Seattle. Were they Chihuahuas? I bet they were Chihuahuas. *reads article* Well, that's a surprise
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(185)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New study says that over a working life of 40 years, your college degree is worth $300,000 more than a high school diploma. So, START PAYING BACK THOSE LOANS
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what felt like an NLCS preview, the Nationals and Dodgers played 14 innings for over 5 hours 30 minutes, used a total of 51 players including 18 pitchers. By the end, the Nationals Tuesday starter, Doug Fister, was pinch hitting
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(16)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing in all his British glory. Giant fake monsters. Wild sci fi sets. A character named "Jubal the Ugly One". A partridge in a pair tree. Seriously just click the link already
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(19)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Reporter asks how likely are you to be arrested for a hidden gun in Alabama. If you're smart the answer in 0% because you wouldn't be in Alabama in the first place
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(37)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The key to mowing artificial turf is to set your mower blade really low
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(30)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Five things to know before starting a Kickstarter: Step 1 - Prepare to lose your mind
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cancún Fark Party: Friday October 24th thru Sunday October 26th
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(76)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Detroit sounds like a great place to come do your street art until you get actually there
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(215)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to escape? Try these 15 places on Earth still relatively untouched by tourism ... but don't tell your friends
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(16)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you've just gotten out of prison earlier this morning, do you think you could at least have the courtesy to wait until after your 'Welcome Home' party before you shoot a guy in the parking lot?
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(52)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republicans have scorched so much earth these past six years that it's finally starting to singe their own boot heels. Thus, the Democrats' best hope for November is that enough voters in enough key states are sicker of the Republicans than them"
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(117)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston townie left a heartwarming message in 1941 under the threshold of his row house in Charleston and just found this week. It's pure Boston
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(75)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and Rudy Giuliani succeeded in large part because they were curious about other people different from themselves. Barack Obama prefers to look in the mirror
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(73)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Just because you're a constable doesn't mean you can go on the field of a high school football game and start questioning the refs about their calls. Even in Texas
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say human population explosion on earth began 2,000 years ago, when earth was just a third of its current age
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(25)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man stabs pit bull at PetSmart adoption fair, forgets to yell "He's coming right toward us"
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(115)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Officials investigate why, for the second consecutive September, somebody fell several stories during a party at an MIT fraternity. Subby is betting on gravity again
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(34)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Experts say art found in Spanish cave made by Neanderthals. Well, it may be a bit primitive, but that may be a rather harsh assessment, don't you think?
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(21)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are stealing from a Wal-Mart, remember to take your baby with you
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
We know corporations are people. So when a dead corporation's name comes back, is it a zombie corporation? Arthur Andersen wants BRAAAAIIIINNNZZZZzzzzz
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(48)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're passed out on a houseboat and roll into the water, let your friends know that you're going to swim to shore before they call out a big search party to look for you
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(7)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Tea party darling RAND PAUL continues the minority outreach program with...oh wait
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(94)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: Some mayors in Mexico have ties to drug cartels, including these three
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(22)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
If your neighbor is playing music you don't like do you a) ask him to turn it down; b) call police; or c) hold a knife to his throat and ask him if he is ready to die. Article helpfully points out it's unclear what type of music or how loud it was
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(63)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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(30)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
All work and no play make these cool Stanley Kubrick artworks even more enjoyable
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(9)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(163)
 
(Wifey.tv)
 
 
 
Want to watch an afro'd Michael Jackson swim competitively? What if I told you that Phyllis Diller would be there too? How about Rod Stewart competing in the hurdles? It's a train wreck. It's a festival. It's the Rock 'n' Roll Sports Classic, 1978
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Artificial Human" farms could replace medical testing on animals by the end of the decade. PETA wondering what they will protest if this happens
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(72)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(87)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
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(23)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Satisfaction with credit card issuers is up for the fifth straight year. This may change when the credit card companies finally ask to start paying off some of those five year balances
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(46)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(197)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey everyone it's time for the FFFL (Fark Fantasy Football League) Annual Draft. Starts at 6:30pm Eastern, 3:30pm Pacific. Snide comments on individual picks will pile up to the right
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Labour MP says his party's liberal-leftie Guardian-reading membership need to confront evil for a change instead of obsessing over multiculturalism and worrying they'll be called racist at every turn
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(236)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 best-paying jobs for high school graduates who didn't go to college. Finally a top 10 business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart
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(38)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Harry Houdini: Escape artist, magician, and secret spy for the British Secret Service
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney tells Scotland "You can't do that" in terms of voting for their independence from Britain
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(119)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer: Jesus is the 'magic force' that keeps the universe from 'flying apart'
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(147)
 
(Games.On.Net)
 
 
 
"I hope you'll be part of a glorious future where a game that treats women and LGBT groups with respect won't be held up as some weird oddity"
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(448)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg is skipping his brother Donnie's wedding this weekend; apparently, he doesn't think too highly of Jenny McCarthy. Just like the rest of America
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(99)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
After the truth of its origins were exposed in a recent article, Templeton Rye will now disclose the fact that it's distilled in Indiana, not Iowa, on its label. Let's see if other "craft" whiskey producers follow
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Florida State start their way to a National Championship repeat? Will the Buckeyes survive without Braxton Miller? Will the SEC find a way to completely fill the new playoff bracket? It's your college football discussion thread
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(924)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(98)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Geek mistakenly thinks people will fund his Kickstarter for a realistic jet fighter cockpit gaming chair kit that's perfect for your parents' living room, and not their basement
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(47)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Couple busted for stealing sex toys from Walmart. Sex toys. Walmart. Let those images marinate in your mind for a bit
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(125)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It starts off as a suburban development, then: "The company dug a test pit and found that after a half century or more underground, the animal remains have formed a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt, Wand said"
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, NFL season starts in 1 week. Everyone get your picks on every game in the 2014 season in, and we'll see who predicted the final standings the closest
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(196)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
British justice shows its teeth by allowing the Moriarty of bicycle thefts to skip curfew so he can walk his dog and go on holiday and stuff
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police: Our officer was not accidentally shot by his partner when he killed a check forger in a bank drive thru. Court documents, hospital records, radio calls: "I've been shot"
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may be only pre-season, but it was still the starting Seahawks defense that Rookie Derek Carr lit up in exactly the way Peyton Manning couldn't
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(83)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
How does one blow off steam and the pressures of driving F1? Driving a personalized Pagani Zonda 760LH is a good start
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(14)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Seven photography tips with smartphone doesn't include the obvious one
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(7)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart to race this weekend. NASCAR officials scrambling to install crosswalks at Atlanta Motor Speedway
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(61)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
Space cadets UNITE. Now is the time to create and run experiments using satellites flying in low-earth orbit. DOooooooooooit
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(9)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's the latest regurgitated article about how the Yellowstone caldera will KILL US ALL
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(22)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's turn the tables. If you're helping someone learn how to cook- what are important initial lessons? Do you focus on the ingredients? Knife skills? Cookware/utensils? Help other Farkers guide future cooks as they get their start
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(340)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Tor is keeping you anonymous from their headquarters at the YWCA
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(11)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(331)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US second quarter GDP revised up to 4.2% on news all those no benefits, part-time only jobs being created are working
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(26)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Charlie Hunnam will portray King Arthur in Guy Ritchie's new Camelot epic. There is a whole lot of wrong in that preceding sentence
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(66)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy...""HE'S GOING TO GO ALL. THE. WAY...TOUCHDOWN"
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(26)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you're going to take part in the Ice Bucket Challenge make sure there are no cannabis plants in the background (especially if you're a politician)
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(33)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese porn actresses once again participate in Boob Aid 24-hour squeeze-a-thon to help fight AIDS. "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society"
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All of the election models are starting to converge. And they are all pointing to a Republican Senate. Book it. Done
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(217)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NRA sends thoughts and prayers to family of shooting instructor accidentally killed by kid on Monday. Just kidding, they actually promoted an article with seven ways kids can have fun at a shooting range
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(886)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out Obama and Clinton started mass domestic surveillance with an executive order. Just kidding, it was Reagan
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(65)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Character actor Stephen Lee, best known for playing the man who designed George Costanza's desk nap contraption on Seinfeld, is dead at 58 from a heart attack
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(35)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bad news for Hello Kitty fans: Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character
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(47)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
New stick for beating the "legalize it" dead horse: "The result was the THC reduced damage to the heart in all cases"
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(96)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
The appeal results are in, and everyone in Fantasy Football who took a late round flier on Josh Gordon can start feeling smug. Just Kidding, he is done for the year
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Action Movie Kid, Part 2. Bigger and Badder
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The article no Millennial wants to read: How one woman paid off $48,000 in debt in just three years. Difficulty: No whining was involved
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(220)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Archeologists find the only surviving wooden Roman toilet seat at a dig site in England after unearthing a small pot of olive oil and a copy of XXXVIII
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(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Weird Al performs "Dare To Be Stupid" with a live string quartet and it's everything you would expect it to be
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(43)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is back and wanted to talk about a little news item that many of us might have missed while he was on vacation; some unrest in a tiny hamlet called "Ferguson"
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(84)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The recursive causality loop known as "procrastination." I'll read the article later
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(45)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Rocker to be part of 'Survivor' cast, which will no doubt include "some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids"
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(50)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The tortoises that had iPads strapped to them are no longer on display
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's something to consider: Do farts carry germs? The answer depends on if you're wearing pants at the time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Why I quit the U.S. Democratic Party yesterday." Article is interesting if for no other reason than it sets a breathtaking new world speed record for Godwinning itself
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The earthquakes and floods plaguing Siberia lately could be the result of complex geographically shifting and climate fluctuations. Or it could all be from the curse of a 2,500-year-old mummy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits, confirm that even though he is surrounded by naked, soapy, muscly, glistening male bodies, he has not yet developed Gay Madness and started thrusting at anything in sight
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he madeth into a esophagus and then he said thou shall not eat quarter sized batteries, okay?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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