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Tue May 24, 2016
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters send death threats to employees of bar they think is owned by Democratic State Party Chair. She doesn't actually own it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New start-up says it can find secrets by analyzing poop. Oh, wait--it says "faces"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of The Flash, Barry and Zoom race to determine the fastest man alive while Earth 2's fate hangs in the balance (CW 8ET)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I see your article about the girl drinking on her 18th birthday, and raise you the same news website posting an article about a cat eating a fish. IT'S STILL NEWS
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Hulk Hogan is pretty broke and the lawyer suing Gawker is getting funding from some shady third party... Probably The Undertaker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's great that you're using natural insect repellent to save the Earth, however, your future misshapen children might not think so
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
What could be said of Japan is their ability to go one step beyond the norm, reaching epic heights of Amazing or the depths of total Weirdness. Today, we show Amazing with cookies that are works of art
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Surgeon performs three successful heart transplants in 34 hours. In an unrelated story, the same hospital is running perilously low on Adderall
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(Fantasy Movie League)
 
 
 
Can we get more Farkers playing? Will someone throw in a TF subscription as a prize? Does anyone want to go to summer movies? "Fantasy Movie League" summer season starts this week, let's get the Fark league back hoppin'
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Former-LucasArts designer offers to buy Monkey Island IP from Disney, accuses them of fighting like a dairy farmer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that Bernie is through, and has been for a month or two, Hillary's poll numbers should start going back up, right?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Detailed article on the strange properties of water when you get down to molecule size. What good this does anyone not explained by article
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently loud mouthed braggart Trump does not appeal to Asian Americans. So, Asian Americans are not just good at math, they are good at recognizing a giant monster who just wants to lumber around and kill people
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
His plan for getting rich stealing wheelbarrows was going fine until he started firing off his shotgun
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So what did the first ASCII art look like and when was it published? No, earlier than that BBS you used to dial into. Earlier than that line printer your dad let you use at work, too
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady won't let Deflategate ruling lie, starts unprecedented third season of controversy by getting lawyers to ask for new hearing before fully inflated panel of 13 Circuit Court judges
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk mom harshly arrested at fancy North Carolina resort for letting her 11 year-old drive a golf cart two blocks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Read this article to find out how to tell if someone you know is possessed by demons. The power of Christ compels you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, we can go with either 1. "I believe I can Fly" or 2. "It's a good start"
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Netflix just announced that they've signed an exclusive deal to be the US pay TV home to all movies from Pixar, Marvel, LucasFilm, and Disney. Now some smarty pants come in here and explain what the fark any of that means
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You can tell when the Summer Beach Season starts when people start falling off beachfront hotel balconies
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop wasting money on your cell phone. Sorry, iPhone users, you fail before the list even starts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Where have you gone Jon Stewart? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you"...to crush Donald Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs fall back to earth as they lose two series in a row. EVERYBODY PANIC...except the Cubs clubhouse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is running out of sugar. U.S. chefs begin changing all their recipes to just equal parts of salt and fat
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Google partners with Levi's to make a 'smart denim jacket' that can be used to control the wearer's cellphone, making it the first time anyone would be seen in a denim jacket that was described as "smart"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Smartphone camera lens accessories set - wide-angle, macro, and fisheye. Attach the metallic sticker ring around the smartphone camera then trade lenses. Help delay that DSLR purchase one more month. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one motivate a child to practice for a sport that the child is participating in?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's heart-wrenching Game of Thrones; no fan will ever want to hold the door for anyone ever again [WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS]
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman changes full-size police car into compact smart car using only the power of alcohol and poor life decisions
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
During a two week stretch of Calvin & Hobbes strips from 1989, cartoonist Bill Watterson made a dark but salient point about how unfair life can be
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Sun May 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some dude crashed his golf cart into a fire hydrant at a PGA Tour event and it was the most interesting thing to happen in golf this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Thunder return to spoiler form in front of the hometown fans or will Curry & company lead the Warriors to a Game 3 road victory? Find out tonight starting at 8pm ET on TNT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns walk out as champion? Shall Roman overcome the odds? Can this underdog find a way to win? Is there any hope for Roman? I really hope Roman wins. I dunno what I would do if he lost. WWE Extreme Rules, starts at 7PM with a pre-show
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Either Adrian Beltre really wanted to get back to first or he ran into a terrifying ghost. *cartoon feet-shuffling noise*
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A 5-year-old girl suffering from arthrogryposis challenges Alfonso Ribeiro to a dance-off and he obliges. Cue the dancing Carlton gifs (with video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, the hardest part about singing the National Anthem is knowing when to start
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Drake inexplicably has two things at #1 on the Billboard charts
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump can't be Hitler because our system will prevent that, right? Will Trump start arresting his enemies and declaring martial law if he were to become President? Ya know, the same stuff right wingers have accused Obama of for the last 8 years
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just captured an image of the faintest galaxy we've ever glimpsed, and it could help us unravel the mystery of how the universe got started and what made the first stars visible"
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(Oxford Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you unearth a live WWI artillery shell in your garden
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Astronomers trying to figure out how they will eventually announce a first contact with an alien species without freaking everybody on Earth the hell out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear fark, my parents inherited a 100,000$ piece of art. They are now trying to figure out how to donate it. Suggestions? They are looking at children's hospitals but any other ideas would be fantastic
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Sat May 21, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Crackpot running for Texas Board of Education, who claimed Obama was a drug-addled prostitute, lost her Tea Party endorsement and is doomed to lose runoff election by a wide margin. JUST KIDDING she won by nearly 20 points in March. WTF Texas, WTF
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Taking action. For Denver. For our bohemian legacy. For Independent Art." And for Great Justice. But mostly for the money
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout (probably) robs a home run on Mike Trout-robbing-a-home-run figurine night. Life imitating art that's imitating life
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm leaving the Democratic Party after this election and you should too"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gabby Gums returns to write a tell-all article about the opening of Rarity's Manehattan store and the insane amount of hookers and blow her friends plowed through that night on My Little Pony, "Saddle Row and Rec.", 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR doubleheader at Charlotte when the 25 drivers who didn't win compete in the Winston Open for a chance at making the All-Star Race, followed by the Truck Series kids playing the NC Education Lottery 200. It all starts at 11am ET on FS1
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lily, the abused and almost "thrown away" horse gets a new home... At the Middletown, N.J., horse sanctuary owned by Jon Stewart and his wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutting back on salt in your diet? Enjoy your upcoming heart attack
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you study this week? Did you read every story and carefully write down notes on each story posted on Fark? No? Well, then you're not ready for the Fark Weird News Quiz. This will be a part of your permanent grade, sorry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indian population threatened as temperatures hit 128 degrees. Don't people start igniting at 135 degrees?
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon commemorative bobblegut doll? Shut up and take my money
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sorry Zika virus witch doctors, but the Summer Olympics will not be leaving Rio anytime soon ...unless of course people just start falling dead all over the place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "If there was only some way we could combine a plane crash, Clinton, AND Trump in one article"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Record companies have finally stopped blaming streaming services for their lagging sales and have started blaming Youtube
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees owner blames his players and not the manager for the team's slow start. Translation? Girardi has about another two weeks before he cleans out his locker
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Parts of Cher turn 70 today. A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
25,000 Bernie Madoff victims to finally get repaid, starting at the top of the pyramid
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I will be the nominee for my party. That is already done, in effect. There is no way that I won't be"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Another Beastie Boy dies for our right to party
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
While Helena is still out camping, Cosima teams up with Susan and Evie at Bright Born. Is Kendall in danger? Det. Art Bell & Felix experience an attack of the clone. Tonight, 10PM EDT it's Clone Club Time with Orphan Black on BBC America
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Start running down the beach and see if you look as good as the new cast of 'Baywatch'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of Texas just stated in its official party platform that homosexuality is ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our Founding Fathers, and is a lifestyle shared by most Texans
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart keeps getting negative publicity but apparently its customers aren't paying any attention
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As Fark predicted, the media frenzy about the missing plane kicked into gear and the hyperbole started. Here is another messed up example
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Morley Safer's first week of retirement gets off to a bad start
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one on planet Earth, another Kardashian family member sex tape has surfaced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A class that played jump rope with cat intestines will not be punished as it was a part of the curriculum
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Earth shatters heat records for 12th straight month. Ear-th, Ear-th, Ear-th
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders no longer just a bit player in the Senate thanks to his dividing of the Democratic party
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The Great Layback Debate: Is it ever appropriate for a bartender to pour a shot directly into a customer's mouth? "Serving drinks this way over the bar is a loud display of over-serving and is not in the best interest of the brand being poured"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco man discovers data on local housing prices wasn't kept before city instituted rent controls in 1979. So he gathered it himself by reading 30 years of for-rent ads, charted it, found "shiat was bad before; shiat was bad after"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
RIP, Bob Bennett. "I'd love to go up to every single [Muslim] to thank them for being in this country, and apologize to them on behalf of the Republican Party for Donald Trump"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines continues to fly high as they boost quarterly dividend 33%. Clear skies, no turbulence seen ahead
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
On the one hand, watermelons are not usually part of an alligator's diet. On the other hand, I'M not gonna be to the one to go get it back
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 9/11, it felt like the Republicans would reign in America for a thousand years. Now the party [is] effectively dead as a modern political force, doomed to go the way of the Whigs or the Free-Soilers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When it comes to diet, bees are smarter than humans
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The fart noises haven't stopped for 30 minutes." Difficulty: Not taken from a Farker's daily journal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Could advanced photonics make a Earth a beacon accross the universe? Jai guru deva... OM
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Officials try to get a handle on wayward shopping carts (w/SFW pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did RGIII fail so badly with Washington? Hint: part of the answer rhymes with Man Spider
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 25 JUNE, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While NASA sticks with robots and comet landers, Elon Musk plays target practice in the Pacific, and Richard Branson pushes orbital tourism, Lockheed Martin wants to send humans to Mars
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Artist draws a picture of an octopus using ink extracted from the fossil of a 95-million-year-old octopus. That whirling sound is your mind spinning into the infinite vortex of overdrive algorithms
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It was concluded that this incident was not a hate crime as originally believed, but rather a case of excessive underage drinking and extremely poor judgment on the part of many people, Marcus included"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget Siri or Alexa, for good news delivery there's Tootz, the Farting Unicorn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Delayed: Court Martial of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl for desertion will not happen until after the Presidential Election
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paramedic stole Sopranos star James Gandolfini's £2,000 Rolex watch as he lay dying from a heart attack on his death bed. The crew WILL come looking for you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'm focused on unifying our party by ignoring what's dividing it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SEC opens up new way for scam artists to fleece the public, since apparently Nigerian princes weren't getting the job done
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Danish scientists want to fight cow farts with oregano, because global warming. "Nobody is quite sure how such a high dosage of oregano could affect the taste of milk or meat"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A major political party in the U.S. is on the verge of unraveling and it's not the party you think it is. Unless you think it's the Democrats, in which case, ding, ding, ding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odor on slugging Jose Bautista: It's part of the game
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
You are one of these 10 types of Hearthstone player. Probably the tilter
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual "rare stamps are a better investment than stocks" article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Hillary won't blow it," an article oddly not written by Bill Clinton
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(Southampton Daily Echo)
 
 
 
Watercress eating competition brings together the only people on earth who have actually ever tasted it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How is Hillary Clinton winning when she keeps losing? *scans article* Huh. No mention of a deal with the devil. Go figure
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Complete Starter Kit. Hands-on education for computer hardware, software, and peripherals. Pie recipe not included. Share your favorite pie recipe here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New map charts rate that New Orleans is sinking
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DNC is starting to openly worry about what havoc Bernie Sanders supporters, who've already demonstrated a penchant for violence, may wreak upon the convention after their candidate's failure is made official
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sex Roulette" parties being held where one person is HIV+ and no condoms allowed are apparently now a thing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A secret wartime deal shaped the Middle East nearly a century ago, and it still shapes the Middle East today
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Finger food
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you feel tired for no apparent reason? Congratulations, you may have just had a silent heart attack
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The world's worst groundskeepers have been found turning soccer pitches into abstract art in Norway's 7th tier (pics)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Coolest elderly Polish couple you'll EVER want to party with ....all night long. That's right, off their dance floor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Canada Journal)
 
 
 
Researchers find oldest rocks on Earth, believed to date back almost 6,000 years
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's alien farts, but... it's alien farts
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Haven't upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Maybe more ads in the start menu will entice you
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
"Two paintings worth more than £1,000 were stolen from a Nottingham art gallery after staff were distracted by an overweight woman repeatedly hitting herself on the head with a plastic bottle"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I think the episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks from 1990 where they play a song about peace at the end and the sound from the speakers knocks down the Berlin wall is one of the best cartoon episodes EVER
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The existence of massive particles of light could finally explain dark energy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's launches Orange Crush and A&W Root Beer flavored Pop-Tarts. Because what better way to get kids off to a good start than with the idea that a nutritious breakfast begins by combining pastries with soft drinks?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Of course our disruptive startup is profitable. It's so disruptively profitable we've even disrupted the definition of profitability
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things will continue to be confusing for Deadpool. Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, Richmond started paying its criminals to not commit crimes. So is it working, or not?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama trashes Trump at Democratic Party indoctrination center: "When our leaders just make stuff up, when actual experts are dismissed as elitists, then we've got a problem"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
The first part of the article is pretty standard "things go wrong for BASE jumpers sometimes." The last paragraph is pure "WTF?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight is your chance to interact with Homer Simpson LIVE... Yes, it's still on... Yep, Sundays... I dunno, some kind of gimmick or something. Episode airs at 8pm ET, gimmick starts around 8:25 or so
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's infamous yellow guitar is up for auction, and for a starting bid of $30,000, the Velvet Pancake's axe can be yours
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro chief says system exhibits "negative resilience" which is to say that it's so fragilely brittle that it may come apart at any time and kill again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eurovision Song Contest winner is an Ukrainian Crimean Tartar who sang how Stalin ethnically cleansed the region. Gee, I wonder how Russia is going to feel about this
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama Administration's push for transgender rights is based in part by a Supreme Court decision written by the noted liberal Justice, Antonin Scalia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta strikes out eleven in eight-innings of two-run ball for the Cubs' 21st consecutive win with Arrieta as the starter, two shy of the modern record. His ERA for the season actually climbed to 1.29, that's how dominant he's been
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The makeup artist who works with Gisele Bundchen thinks you should be putting makeup on your knuckles
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Only one person left on Earth born in the 19th century. Party at her place, bring coke and booze
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Sat May 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Party decides to remind members that the party isn't run by a democratic process at the Nevada state convention
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans want Mark Cuban to run as a third party candidate. No way he's going into that Shark Tank
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best part of painting with gunpowder is lighting it on fire when you're done
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Senior citizen loses possession of £400,000 empty house to squatter, and he now has to sell his apartment to pay his losing legal bills: "The law is an ass. It's like someone getting in your car then saying it's theirs because they're sitting in it"
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Fans want Netflix to bring Agent Carter back from death
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Comic book artist Darwyn Cooke heads to a new frontier. Also, Fark Cancer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racing in the month of May means one thing, Indianapolis. Before we watch the greatest spectacle in racing, we have the warm up of the Grand Prix of Indianapolis. Coverage starts at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The time is now to start thinking about the 2020 presidential election"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle reads Starlight Cousin Oliver 'A Hearths Warming Tail' to make her less depressed over being a jinx, ignoring Derpy, and letting Trixie get eaten. (11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No, there will not be a third party "independent" presidential candidate this year. Well, at least from the conservative side, that is
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(City Journal)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Hartford - you're the worst capital city in the US
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Case where an 11-year-old boy shot an 8-year-old girl because she wouldn't let him play with her puppy is immortalized in street graffiti art. "I started to look at the expression on his face and then I just said to myself, 'Oh my God'"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ancient cave art was not made by humans. Quick, get Giorgio Tsoukalos
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Fri May 13, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
66 year old law firm partner/lifeguard wins age discrimination appeal challenging requirement that swim test be taken wearing a Speedo (thankfully, no photos were included in the court's opinion)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Officers know Walmart is such a regular trouble spot that they routinely show up without being called
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, a company skipped installing $9.16 in plastic parts and got charged with 110 counts of manslaughter
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ducklings on parade can tenderize the toughest heart. Mmm... tenderized Ducklings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently a $15/hour minimum wage will cause restaurants to start violating health codes or some such. I have no idea either
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals start tonight as the Tampa Bay Lightning travel to Pittsburgh to take on the Penguins. Will Sidney Crosby and his boys prevail? Or will Lightning strike the first time? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Long time political party battles for its soul in a face-off between an establishment elected official and an unhinged billionaire outsider. This is not a repeat from the past 365 days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How smart are you?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hey yo, forget about everything you think is important today, right now New Jersey is torn apart by a Taylor ham vs. pork roll debate in the Legislature for the state's official state sandwich
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"We're sorry our roller coaster broke down while you were riding it, stranding you in terror for hours hundreds of feet over the earth. So here's a free coupon to ride it again"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember, you have to bolt Jesus Christ to the cross, or he may get down and start stabbing people
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook is now more popular than the Bible, still has fewer trending conservative articles as well
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Oops, Russian air force accidentally blows up Iranian forces in Syria... but it's the article's cartoon that really says it all
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A timeline of George Zimmerman's bizarre life after killing Trayvon Martin
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
FDIC says instances of departing employees walking out with thumb drives containing personal banking information on 160,000 U.S. residents were 'inadvertent' data breaches -- except in one case
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
SpaceX drops a load on Mother Earth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I was doing well with this article about Paul Ryan's efforts to find common ground with Donald Trump until I got to the line, "Ryan is widely regarded as a thought leader in his party," and then I ha ha ha gigglesnort oh no there it goes hahahahhee
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iFixit 64 Bit Driver Kit. Screwdrivers of all shapes and sizes to take your electronics apart and get to the cool parts. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Government tells partially paralyzed man with part of his head missing he is fit for work. Ironically, he's probably over-qualified for a government position
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to deep-fried British food, "undeniably one of the most joyful parts of Britain's cookery landscape." Everyone knows fish & chips and the Mars bar, but have you sampled the squibs or chipshakes?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Unsuccessful Ben & Jerry's flavors (with handy blank pint to get you started)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worried your only child will grow to be a narcissistic asshole? This article won't help
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(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to start a focus group to discuss female priesthood
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Noah Syndergaard smashes two homers. Apparently Bartolo is now teaching his flock how to hit
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder encourages Prince fans to start having sex to his music in order to properly memorialize the Velvet Pancake
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina governor Pat McCrory would really really appreciate it if Congress could fix the Civil Right's Act juuuuust a smidgen. Just a small change that's not at all related to that pesky Justice Department lawsuit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beware graffiti artists, China is watching you when you are on Mount Everest
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(Gatestone Institute)
 
 
 
Meglomaniac Erdogan of Turkey is starting to make Iran look like a peaceful nation of friendly Muppets and doozers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"People with lower education and low incomes eat more fast food and are more obese. Clearly, fast food caused them not to go to college. Presto, an American Journal of Clinical Nutrition article is born"
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Wildfire that started in Mexico has now crossed over into the US. This kind of thing won't happen once Trump is president
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner is starting to have buyer's remorse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Should Martians have equal rights? Well, maybe, but keep them out of our bathrooms
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter, Loretta Lynn, Kid Rock, Azaelia Banks, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent are the musical headliners for Trumpella 2016
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Is that an extra partially formed leg, Kermit, or are you just glad to see me?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is releasing Winds of Winter one chapter at a time
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Finally, wearing a lamp shade as a hat won't make you the subject of ridicule at the next company party. In fact, it just might save your life
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "Is Nirvana through meditation actually possible?". Subby prefers vinyl
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Giving money to Kickstarter campaigns is a better way to buy someone else a house than getting divorced
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sometimes under the right conditions, contrails DO shoot unicorn farts from a jetliner. Sometimes
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Midweek drama in the Premier League as everything sets up for a showdown this weekend. West Ham v Manchester United in the battle for fourth, Sunderland and Norwich scrapping to avoid relegation, and Liverpool v Chelsea. Games start at 2:45 ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart: We can't come out and say "we don't want to pay extra because Visa wants us to allow chip card customers to sign for their cards" because we can't replace the POS swipers fast enough. Let's sue them instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five terror suspects caught after they were seen trying to pull a King Arthur move from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remake of The Natural, starring Bartolo Colon
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
The last time the Chicago Cubs started out a season this hot, a 6-pound bag of flour cost 15 cents, your milk was delivered to you for the same price, and the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I go about breaking the fart barrier with my SO?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ender Inciarte uses the Deke of the Century to pull off an 8-3 double play. We see what you did there
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge on social media says the gang-rape of babies, girls and women was seen as a "pleasurable" pastime and that rape was part of the culture of black men. Some people have a problem with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
W00tStout 4.0 Fark Party at Hop-Con--Stone Brewery at Liberty Station, San Diego
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In post-Segway world, tech startups invent the hoverboard and eight other personal transportation devices to make your commute look just as strange as the Segwayists'
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
A day in the life of an F-35 pilot... 1000, get ready to start the jet. 1200, after two system recycles, and a complete reboot, get it started. Turn around, land, and reset the computer that won't talk to weapons. This happens 30% of the time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC Chair Reince Priebus calls Third Party idea "stupid". But is it 'Sarah Palin running mate' grade stupid, or 'government shutdown' grade stupid?
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party is not engaged in a policy argument; it is debating the purpose of politics"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Null Island is one of the most visited places on Earth. Too bad it doesn't exist
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
After six seasons of floppy privates, beautifully perky and eye-bleach worthy old boobs, gratuitous violence, and acres of food porn, Twittertards are stunned that the most recent GoT episode had a squeaky fart joke (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Headline: Fatal car crashes double from pot Article: we only looked at Washington State and only picked one year as a base and not all drivers are tested and we didn't isolate if they were drunk too... but OMG WEED
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Smartphones are giving us all the symptoms of ADHD
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Department of Justice shuts down psychic scammers. Apparently they didn't see it coming
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Scientists debunk theory that massive killer walruses once waddled the earth. Here comes the Pelagiarctos
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Douchebag is as douchebag does. Douchebag might not be an everyday starter on other teams... because... DOUCHEBAG
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Breakfast started off as a simple plan to stop people from fapping until greedy businessmen muscled in on the action and strong-armed the profits away. No word on which arm they used
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"80-year-old lovebirds tie the knot" - well, yeah, when your body parts are that droopy, they are easy to get entangled
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Probably the first obituary ever to feature the phrase "exotic lotions and inflatable partners (puncture repair kit extra)"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An artificial skin can be placed in front of your own skin to reduce wrinkles and treat skin conditions. A 'fore skin' if you will
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(War and Peace Reporting)
 
 
 
In Kazakhstan there are now many hipsters, they engage in art, photography, design, and journalism. Very nice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farts against heroin
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
They say each and every Journey starts with a single recall
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Tax Policy Center analyzed Bernie Sanders' tax policies and spending proposals and concluded that they will result in $33 trillion in federal spending over 10 years, and add $21 trillion to the debt
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Walmart confirms payment cards compromised in Virginia; bank accounts drained. Tens of dollars lost, we assume
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For Clinton, the general election is about married women. Starting in swing state Virginia. If Bill knows what you mean
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
One day after the "home run heard from coast to coast", there's already a Bartolo Colon home run Topps card, and you need to get it. It's a moment that won't ever be forgotten
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives very upset that the keepers of Facebook's "Trending" list apparently don't consider conservative websites like the Drudge Report, Breitbart, or Floor Humping Daily as legitimate "news" sites and thus exclude them from the list
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Half a million Nigerians displaced by Boko Haram will get $80 to help start their lives over, which is $80 more than you'll be getting if either Clinton or Trump wins
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kneeling Godwin sells for £12 million at auction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your daily weirdness from Japan: Artist won't be charged with obscenity for displaying a kayak modeled from a 3D scan of her vagina
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
New fashion trend in clothes for kindergartners, padded bras
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports radio host questions if Kevin James is a true Mets fan. Paul Blart calls in to say you can mock his movies, weight, and career, but never question his faith, family or loyalty to the Mets
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Sun May 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the BEST article on Vin Scully - tracing his 80-year love affair with baseball, starting as an 8-year-old kid from the Bronx, to a national icon in Los Angeles. If you love baseball, it's a must read
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You think Bartolo Colon's first home run in 19 years was great? You haven't lived until you've heard the Mets' Spanish radio team call it. It's about to get so, so much better: "Hasta la vista, baby"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Artificial turf is no match for Kevin Pillar's latest jaw-dropping catch. Maximum effort, all the time
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if we were all the size of ants, and then someone shoots you from a bow? Science has, and it would be a pretty crappy experience for you (Warning: Article contains spoilers)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Global smartphone study finds nobody anywhere is getting enough sleep
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(NHL)
 
 
 
First up on your NHL Saturday: Dallas and St. Louis look to gain an edge. Then the Caps try to start a comeback against the Pens (hey, it could happen). And in the nightcap, the Sharks look to rebound after a 3OT loss to the Preds
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Last week we learned about the latest set of Earth-like worlds, which orbit a tiny star called TRAPPIST-1 that's only 40 light-years away. Despite how Earthy the TRAPPIST planets may sound, I advise you: Don't fall in love with individual exoplanets
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party - May 7th, 7pm - Lefty O'Douls
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away. And no hunny
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of people are going to have to start abruptly excusing themselves from rooms as the National Archives is set to release about 1,000 pages from George W. Bush's "Skull and Bones" file
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama doesn't need congress to close the carried interest tax loophole, the Treasury Department already has the power to do it
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a bunch of false starts and a caution clock or two, the NASCAR Truck Series season finally begins in earnest as Itchy, Norm, and the foetuses head to Kansas Speedway for the Toyota Tundra 250, 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
U.S. Geological Survey reports earthquake swarms at Mount St. Helens. This is a repeat from 1980
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Car dealership sends cease and desist letter to area man forcing him to take down satirical news article that makes fun of their plans to bulldoze a neighborhood. It would be a shame if this backfired on them
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens throws quarterback under the bus. This is not a repeat from 2004, 2005, 2008, 2012, 2015
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point after you start seeing someone new is it okay to bring up that, maybe, I can't afford to keep trying to take you out every night. Not that I don't want to. But that stuff is expensive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC may not go for it, but it's starting to look like a GOP mounted third-party run could happen. Or they just all vote for Hillary: the blood god, the greatest evil of all mankind, Satan incarnate
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien. It's the epic rap Battle of the RR's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: " After presiding over bin Laden raid, CIA chief in Pakistan came home suspecting he was poisoned by ISI." Article: there's no evidence that the CIA chief in Pakistan was poisoned by ISI
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
With Mother's Day this Sunday, what better time to publish an article on how having children completely ruins the romantic side of your marriage and causes bitterness and resentment between spouses
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whole Foods 1Q sales fall 3% as consumers are no longer tricked into buying the exact same mealy apples you could get at Walmart for half the price
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here are the ten third-party candidates at the top of the #NeverTrump list
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Leaked details of Marvel movies in the coming decade, including Iron Man's retirement party and Spider-Man moving to Thunder Bay
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The real reason Cruz and Kasich dropped out? It wasn't because they were losing so bad that they had abandoned all hope. It's a super secret conspiracy that they were gonna resurrect the party after the epic Trumpster fire that will be 2016
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mary Matalin has joined the porcupine party, which makes sense after being married to a naked mole rat
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(Bidness Etc)
 
 
 
In a relationship that had about as much of a chance from the beginning as Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, AT&T ends its partnership with Yahoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So is it really time to start panicking about the Zika virus yet? Or should we wait until it pushes Donald Trump out of the top of the newscast?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How America started giving a crap about which bathroom you use
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Potatoes cause backed up arteries in NC
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Jealous of Obama's weather machine, United Arab Emirates considers building artificial mountain to create rain
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
After months of trying to force it on you, Microsoft will start charging for Windows 10 this July
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they may have found a way to thwart Tasmanian devil cancer. Still no cure for "BTHWAPKIVFFFFTHURP"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart could be back, just in time to skewer Trump for the 2016 election - on HBO
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How much older than another person should one person be before telling the first person to get off the damn lawn? LGT only the coolest Wikipedia article EVER
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Stars overcome the superhot offense of the Blues? Can the Sharks avenge their first road loss of playoffs against the Predators? Find out tonight starting at 8PM ET (first game on NBCSN, second on CNBC)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will soon start getting classified security briefings...and the intelligence community is worried that he won't be able to resist Tweeting out what he hears
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Starting a new job can be scary the first day, especially when you fall into a wood chipper
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(Oxford Mail)
 
 
 
For rent: small converted phone box apartment. Phone rental not included
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
India denies Apple's request to sell refurbished iPhones there. Apparently smartphones are the only things there that don't qualify for a chance at reincarnation
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
New TL;DR research indicates people will in fact read long thousand-plus-word articles on their smartphones - for about two minutes, and longer if it's true crime-y
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sinkhole de Mayo starts early in New Orleans
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
We have a lot of wacky weather here on Earth, giving us crazy things like thundersnow and fire-nados. But it turns out we are very lucky, because things get way weirder and wilder on other planets
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Walmart is bringing the greeters back
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ally of Jeremy Corbyn, the racist insane head of Britain's Labour party and the country's answer to Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, gets suspended for her ant-Semitic views. Views which Corbyn himself holds and values
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I must destroy the Democratic Party to save it"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
$500 worth of Bibles stolen from Christian store. Hopefully whoever took them gets to the part about the Eighth Commandment
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary opens campaign of whoopass on Trump. Best part: she quotes only Republicans to do it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Zynga's headquarters are now worth more than the company's market cap. Shareholders hoping someone buys the farm
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Well that's just great. Now that the Arctic sea ice is melting, it's shifting the jet stream, which is causing Greenland's glaciers to start melting
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The best part of Game of Thrones is Bran Stark and his tree," said no one ever except this attention-whoring Slate author
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You party hard all night, and some random girl stencils something on your jacket. Next thing you know, you're in front of the Supreme Court, becoming a free speech icon. And you never really wanted to Fark the Draft, anyway
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Film short about disabled puppy wins hearts, 59 awards, job offers from Disney
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The time Raiders owner Al Davis met Darth Vader on the field before a game. Bonus: Al's comment to then-team president Amy Trask: "who the f*** is Darth Vader?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to North Carolina: HB-2? How about HB-HellNo
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Life on Mars, you can run but you cannot hide on the Martian surface ... because you will have a harder time hiding from NASA's new rover that will be replacing Curiosity
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the election campaign for the Scottish Parliament wrapping up, here's a collection of the stupidest things party leaders were talked into doing for the sake of a photo op over the past six weeks (pics, duh)
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(Egypt Independent)
 
 
 
Head of Egyptian intelligence agency pins blame for creation of ISIS where it belongs: Tom & Jerry cartoons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In reference to Trump's nomination, Rush Limbaugh says "It's hard to pick a starting point when all this lunacy actually began," revealing that Rush has no mirrors in his studio
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Tupac's mother was much smarter than Prince; his entire estate is in order." Well, to be fair, Tupac is still controlling his estate from that private island off the coast of France
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors won their third straight game without Stephen Curry playing. After getting dominated by Trailblazers for three quarters, Warriors hit back with a fourth quarter sledgehammer. Draymond Green tried to help by calling a Portland timeout
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(Morning Journal)
 
 
 
Scientists at CERN fire up LHC particle creator, promptly find new particle
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: It's not over yet, goddammit. RELEASE....THE THIRD PARTY RUNNERS
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If your carry-on bag contains $3.3 million in cash and valuables, you might want to rethink putting it in the overhead compartment
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
"Within 20 years...you have one computer that's smarter than all humans put together"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best way to avoid the next crash is to keep on dollar-cost-averaging into an index ETF. And to keep doing so if the 1% start selling like they did in 2008. Trust them. They know what's best for you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Political cartoonist loses his 21 year long job just because he told the truth about some major corporations. What can you expect from that leftist commie rag, Iowa's Farm News?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Viral marketing done right: X-Men movie set in the 1980s has a website where you can play 8-bit mutant-themed games, complete with Atari-esque box art
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Body with feet encased in artisanal, hand-crafted concrete blocks washes ashore in Brooklyn
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
We find unfinished works by artists, musicians and writers so compelling becau
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom returns to Earth-1 with conquest on his mind (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the team continues to try to alleviate the Hive threat. (ABC 9ET)
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martian track marks may be caused by boiling water. Mars, "Yeah, that's the ticket. My track marks are from water, not my scurrilous drug use"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Two boats burn because fire department can't get water to them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The "Dodging the 2016 Grim Reaper" festival features Dylan, Stones, McCartney, Neil Young, Roger Waters, The Who - at the same location as Coachella. This October on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday (and a few other nights)
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not content with regular villainy, the Taliban moves into cartoonish supervillainy by harassing a poor 5 year old boy so that his family has to leave the country
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mother Nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is this what really goes on at Fark parties?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie has changed Hillary. Now, the tough part will be getting her to abandon her right-wing roots and actually start believing the things she's being forced to say
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All those quarters you lose in your car go to China ... and then get sold back to the U.S
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon fouled off a pitch at 101.9 mph, swung out of his helmet and tossed 8 shutout innings, striking out 7. All in a day's work for the oldest player in MLB
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Blaming the media for Trump completely misses the real reasons" If you stop right there, you'll still be in agreement with Fox News, so savor that moment. This is Fark, we don't read the articles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Prince "relatives" start falling from the sky like Purple Rain
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's been a tough season so far for the St. Louis Cardinals. Key players out with injuries. Lackluster starting pitching. Team chaplain fired for pastoral misconduct. Wait, what?
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6, 9,11,13,17 and 20
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
If you run from the cops, jump in a river and they presume you've drowned, it's probably best to get farther away than the next county over during the intervening six weeks
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Mon May 02, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies charge man of many parts... goat parts
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the "Well, that escalated quickly" department, right wing radio host warns Target restroom policy will spark nuclear war
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Greenpeace leak exposes the TransAtlantic Trade and Investment Partnership for just what it is: A danger to democracy as we know it....Thanks, Obama
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Hawks say they match-up well against the Cavs. Uh huh...we'll find out tonight starting at 7PM. Then, in the late game at 9:30PM, we'll see if the Thunder have any game left after their Game One walloping by the Spurs. Both games on TNT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do horses know they're racing? Obviously the answer is no, but here's an article trying to convince you otherwise
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Eurovision contestant passes out on stage, to delight of audience and indifference of bass player, who apparently thought it was part of his act
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones still needs George R.R. Martin's books
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiger lets everyone down, doesn't eat Justin Bieber at dad's engagement party. Also, holy crap, look at Justin's dad
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Batman vs. Superman? *yawn* How about Batman vs. Darth Vader?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is starting to get endorsements from moderate members of the GOP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK nuclear power plant to be most expensive object on Earth, thus dethroning subby's ex-wife
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Eating a small amount of chocolate can fight diabetes and heart disease. The only problem is that a small amount of chocolate is what most Americans call "breakfast"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Myth: Hillary Clinton is raising buckets of money this year to help state parties elect down-ballot candidates. Reality: Hillary Clinton has raised less than $1 million for state parties this year
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones doesn't need George R.R. Martin's books
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has announced he doesn't need to "heal" the GOP and reach out to his vanquished primary foes. Nope, he can win without those losers...and without women, Latinos, Muslims, young people, and much of the Republican Party as well
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New hoverboard flight record set, surpassing the old mark held by Marty McFly
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In other words, "When the F-35 can handle unpaved runways and multiple attack runs in bad weather with low ceilings while staying in visual contact with troops, THEN it can replace the Warthog"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blondie's Debbie Harry attends NYC party looking like she hasn't aged a day
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're the man sprinkling an unknown liquid on the food carts inside a Whole Foods Store, the FBI really wants to have a word with you
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
But I don't understand. We just had the exterminator in to spray the apartment for bears about a week ago
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
And the 'tough ass old man' award goes to the 72 year old who survived being trapped in earthquake rubble for 2 weeks
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Fun: Run rapids in a kayak. Odd: In a concrete ditch in the flattest part of Oklahoma. Fark: Sponsored & built by OK City taxpayers
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Five essential Marx Brothers comedies restored by Universal, will be shown starting tonight at TCM film festival in Hollywood. To get in, you may be asked for secret password 'swordfish'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"But if the [new] president and the Senate are of different parties, there is every reason to believe that the current blockade will continue indefinitely"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This article had an important message, but I was so busy clicking the submit button that I forgot what it was
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(New York Daily News)