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500 headlines found matching 'art'
Tue February 09, 2016
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the Earth will look like in 10,000 years--beside being run by damned dirty apes
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(60)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you crossed Sarah Palin and Dolly Parton and sent the result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get? Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY
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(167)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vet with purple heart told to prove he was wounded in action before he can receive benefits. Fark: He's 90 and was wounded in the Philippines in 1944
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(79)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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(68)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If NFL Commissioner had his way, Broncos Aqib Talib would have been kicked out of Super Bowl 50 by 2nd quarter for being an asshat
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(92)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Health department wants you to know that you likely got what you paid for at Discount Tattoo
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(52)
 
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Mulder and Scully start thinking about their child again, and though the episode is titled "Home Again", there will be no inbred mutants making sweet sweet love to their quadruple amputee mother under the bed in this week's X-Files, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(139)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who was the frequent target of attacks by "pick-up artist" Roosh V who once labelled her "the ugliest feminist on the Internet" reacts to Roosh pleading for mercy after he was doxxed by Anonymous-and feels sorry for him
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(250)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo judge sentences architect of Costco parking structure to eight months in prison for ramp collapse during 2011 earthquake that killed two, says he obviously went to Kirkland School of Architecture
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(47)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Charter bus carrying 50 rolls over on I95 in Madison CT. 30 being transported to hospitals, 6 are critical (autoplay video in link)
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(51)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Reminder: Other game streaming sites apart from Twitch also exist, somehow
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionsgate blames ISIS and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" for the underperformance of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2" forgetting to mention the asinine trend of splitting one book into two movies
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(97)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After the bank posted record losses last quarter, the CEO of Credit Suisse announces that he has asked his Board to significantly slash his bonus payment. In response, the CEO of other major banks were seen slipping bars of soap into socks
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you are in power, as Treasury Secretary, you lend $25 billion to a troubled bank. When you leave the government you need lots of cash to start investing with. The bank returns the favor. This is something not taught in high school civics
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(79)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Loading ammo cartridges in the garage leads to world's most dangerous Rube Goldberg contraption
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(106)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Hey, if this Republican thing doesn't work out, can Trump run for you guys? US Pirate Party: HAHAHAHAHA no
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(18)
 
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Of course there's a Fantasy league for the Super Bowl, but this time you draft food on to your party menu
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(2)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa warned that its public standing suffers from an image as a party school. Because what high school student who wants to have a good time at college doesn't put Iowa at the top of their list?
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(47)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans start to realize that there are candidates other than Trump that they can ask Google about
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(19)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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(65)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We're going to substitute these empty cooking oil cans for rebar in this 17 floor apartment building. Let's see if anybody notices
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(161)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
EPL action starts with the top two teams in the table. On the flip side, Norwich take on Villa. On Sunday, Chelsea host Man Utd. Also, the FFPL starts their competition for the Pratchett Shield. Matches start 7:45 am EST Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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(384)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Where were you when FDR was at the Yalta Conference? Well, meet the bassist who started playing with the Atlanta Symphony in 1945 and is still going
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Sat February 06, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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(62)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
That one sentence in the article says it all. Can you spot it?
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(73)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Donald J. Trump will never rebound from Iowa if he starts to act like a sore loser - a real, and potentially quite entertaining, possibility"
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Air Force reluctantly delays A-10's retirement to 2022 because it's just so good at killing people: "The Air Force's problem is the Warthog is purpose-built for loitering and it packs the closest thing to Doom's BFG we've ever stuck in a plane"
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(130)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Podunk, USA, pre-Walmart: No, Walmart, stay away we don't want you to kill our town. Podunk, USA, post-Walmart: Walmart, Walmart please come back. We love you, Walmart, we're dying without you
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(131)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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(173)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory "Nine Reasons The Super Bowl Sucks" article to get you in the mood to watch football
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(118)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Art Gallery suing next-door School of Rock because of the noise those kids make with their gahl-durned electrified ... air conditioner?
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(19)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both have the potential to kill their respective political parties--and they're really close to making that a reality
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(439)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, the Ramones upset music's applecart. Hey Ho Let's Go Indeed
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(56)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You don't have to be charged with a crime for us to seize your money and your house. New hotness: Not so fast, renters. We can't steal your landlord's apartment, but we can have you evicted just for spite
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
For a year a small town in Maine has had no taxes, no elections, and very little government. But it's not the Tea Party nirvana some expected. "No matter where you go, people ask if you've heard when they're going to have town meeting"
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(67)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're walking with your smartphone and you get attacked by ninjas in feudal Japan? Me too
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Fri February 05, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft invented an artificial intelligence that demonstrates wit, erudition, insight and self-reflection in chats. Naturally after ten minutes, most people started to smell a rat
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just finished Part 1, now here's Part 2 of Bad Lip Reading covering the NFL. "Sorry about havin' the wine hands"
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(26)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
We could be entering a 1980's style debt crisis. Sadly, this doesn't also mean a return of Garbage Pail Kids and a dearth of hipsters
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(59)
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Fallout fan told he could only get a full refund on his partially defective limited edition soundtrack set if he smashed all the vinyls and sent pictures. So
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why won't the CIA reveal what's in its art collection?
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(46)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry founds another ripoff tech startup
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(32)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell destroyed real 1870s Martin Guitar in Hateful Eight instead of the doubles that were made for the scene. Martin Guitars responds by never lending out guitars to movies again, while us guitar players gently weep
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(123)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese researchers now closer to creating an "artificial sun" which would create limitless clean energy, but are having difficulty finding a way to meet their required pollution standards
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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(454)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
XCOM 2 has been released, and here's how to tweak it to your heart's content. Sending out 60 XCOM recruits in a mission sounds ridiculously awesome until they all miss that 99% shot
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(107)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Artist behind many incredibly beautiful (but incredibly misleading) handcrafted Ghanaian movie posters for 1980s/1990s Hollywood films reveals his secrets to making true collector's items
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(13)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The margarita, the old fashioned, the martini, and other drinks most amateur bartenders have no idea how to make properly
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(19)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Hillary shed a tear? Will Bernie cower in fear? Will people remember to watch this time? THIS is your Democratic Debate thread (Debate starts at 9pm)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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(111)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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(24)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that retired Ohio police officer who's K-9 partner was set to be auctioned? Yep, the dog was sold, at the opening bid of $1
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(74)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Martian cauliflowers could be proof of Martian life
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(47)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Steph Curry puts on an historic shooting show by scoring 25 points IN THE 1st QUARTER. Sinking 7 three pointers in the first 10 minutes
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(42)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UBS bank shares plunge as wealthy investors withdraw their cash. Wait ... When did rich people start putting their money into banks?
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: When burglarizing an apartment building, do not sign into your Twitter account from the front desk computer under the surveillance cameras
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(24)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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(95)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There is only one man that can bring all of America, Republicans and Democrats alike, together in harmony and brotherhood. That man is Martin Shkrelli
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(83)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's far-right National Democratic Party calls for Germans to be deported from the country en masse. Wait, what?
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(52)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before scientists concluded Super Bowl parties may be killing you
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(68)
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Meet the man behind Hollywood's anti-Oscars, the Razzies: 'We're treated like the fart that happened in church'
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(31)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Not news: Your boat prop is fouled by rope. News: A 350-pound tiger shark fouls your boat prop. With pic goodness (Graphic images in article)
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After FA Cup matches over the weekend, the EPL returns with some midweek fixtures, including Liverpool at Leicester, Saints at Gunners, Villains at Hammers, & Stoke visiting Old Trafford. Matches start at 2:45PM EST. Happy Groundhog Day, Yanks
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(285)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hi-Yah is a new tv channel dedicated to martial arts film. Other names considered for the channel were popular fighting phrases like "WOO", "Waahaaa", and "Ouch I shouldn't have tried that kick without stretching. Gimme a minute"
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article explains what "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" means. Or you could just settle for learning what he's been arrested for this time
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(53)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan is now undertaking a five-part plan to see if the drinking water in Flint is safe. Although when it comes to testing Flint's drinking water, it was probably a poor choice to use the term "undertaking"
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(45)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple at a Walmart engage in a silly-string fight. Jailarity ensues
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman selling house after ghosts start smacking her on the ass: "I was bending over the sink brushing my teeth and something gave me a smack. It wasn't a tap - I got hit so hard"
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are the five greatest moments in pro darts. In related news, pro darts has highlight reels
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(44)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Microsoft to start pushing Windows 10 as a recommended update, thereby guaranteeing that you will be visiting your mother soon
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(193)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart decides to not even wait until the NASCAR season begins this year before injuring himself in a completely different type of vehicle
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(28)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who regrets getting '420' tattooed on her forehead does what any other self-respecting individual with good judgement would do and starts a GoFundMe account to have it removed
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(138)
 
(PhD Comics)
 
 
 
Complete instructions on how to write an abstract for a peer-reviewed scientific paper in cartoon form. Still no cure for introduction, methods, results, and discussion
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You might be OCD if you are part of a group that untangles other people's knotted yarn for only the price of shipping. "You just have to remember that any piece of yarn has only two ends"
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(31)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Start planning the parade route. The Maple Leafs have released their new logo
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(34)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Drexel College designates new off-campus residence hall as "foodie dorm" for food-obsessed hospitality majors. "Programming planned for the learning spaces includes cooking classes and lessons on ways to start and manage restaurants or food trucks"
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(24)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Your "People vs. O.J. Simpson" discussion thread, because Peyton Manning isn't the only slow white Bronco to talk about this week (starts at 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific)
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(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry & Wells encounter a meta-human named Tar Pit, and Kristen Bell makes a guest appearance on iZombie (CW starting @ 8:00). On Agent Carter, Peggy and the SSR make discoveries about Hollywood star Whitney Frost (ABC @ 9:00)
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(240)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
With all the water, spirits, acids and cleaning chemicals you come in contact with, your hands will be destroyed if you decide to become a professional bartender. And don't get me started on your liver
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(19)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Walmart employee who almost killed Tracy Morgan pleads not guilty
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(36)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea starts bombing South Korea with balloons stuffed with used toilet paper and cigarette butts
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(45)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz reaches NFL quarterback levels of god worship in his victory speech. Cam Newton vows to one up him on Sunday
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(44)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
What was more depressing than Marvin O'Muffley's campaign headquarters last night? Jim Gilmore lost to "Other" by a significant margin
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign lashes out at Iowa Democratic party, because if you can't win, complain
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(725)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earth isn't one planet, it's actually two of them mashed together after a collision like the fist of an angry god
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(54)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bosses realize that putting workers on part-time status makes them less loyal to their companies
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(158)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time. Sad but awesome news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time inside 4-year-old girl's chest
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(23)
 
(CBP)
 
 
 
Customs agent, who has clearly never met a mechanic, seizes 76 pounds of marijuana declared as auto parts
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(34)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "Mysterious intruder means it's time to start locking my front door"
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(33)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
From the WTF took so long department: Power, internet and cell phones are shut down at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
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(790)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R - eally scary) says Phil Robertson's suggestion to "rid the Earth" of same-sex marriage supporters is a "cheerful" expression of "God's love"
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(130)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bret "The Hitman" Hart promises to piledrive prostate cancer into submission
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(47)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Video causing OUTRAGE about BLM starting huge fires that burned houses and killed cows turns out to be totally dildoes
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(108)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
The man who owned the Google.com domain for a full minute before Google Domains canceled the transaction says that Google gave him over $6000 for his trouble, then doublee it after discovering the man was planning to give it to charity
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(26)
 
(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
Man at Walmart arrested for assault with a delicious weapon
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Gates rigged his high school roster to sit in all-girl classes. The geek shall inherit the Earth
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(99)
 
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
56 years ago today, four students in Greensboro, NC started a revolution by sitting down at the Woolworth's lunch counter
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(315)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Germany hands out PSA cartoons on how not to be sexist boorish immigrants
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(358)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russian propaganda cartoon released featuring Putin beheading his political enemies. In a related story, Putin moves two points clear of Trump in early Iowa caucus polling
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(39)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
In heart of Opioid Nation, Weymouth officials investigate city firefighter who blew stack on Facebook, posted that all Narcan addicts and overdosers should just die
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(148)
 
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Up-and-coming country artist Chris Stapleton to join Luke Bryan tour for shows at Gillette Stadium and Cowboys Stadium. "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" comes to mind
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(67)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Prankster phones in gas leak warning to local Burger King, employees buy that whopper and start breaking store windows
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Starting this month, Food Stamp beneficiaries only get three months of their fat-cat lobster and caviar lifestyles before the government cuts them off. Better eat up now, poors, the gravy train is ending
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(324)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Earth shaking news comes from the sound of one chopstick snapping
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(1)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Leading Artificial Intelligence megacorp experimenting with solar powered drones to deliver access to the Net from the Sky. If only there were a catchy, descriptive name for this system
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(28)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL (Almost) All Star Weekend concludes with a 3 on 3 tournament today starting at 5:00PM ET. First up is the Ovechkinless Metropolitans v. the Atlantics then John Scott's Pacifics take on the Toewsless Centrals. Winners square off at 7PM ET. GAME ONNN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police officer is called to woman's noisy 50th birthday party, is mistaken for stripper: "Someone shouted: 'Oh, are you the stripogram?' It was flattering, I suppose"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Before the polls: Hey, party at Bloomberg's place Enjoy some shrimp and champagne and bask in the glory of a new political era. After the polls: Well, at least we're drunk
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
English Premier League soccer takes a break for the FA Cup Fourth Round. Start your weekend early with Derby vs. Man Utd on Friday, before the main course is served on Saturday
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Sat January 30, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, they were too artsy, too intellectual. Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece." Happy 65th, Phil. Thanks for making Genesis great
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(126)
 
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Marietta, OH police officer retired this week. He wanted his partner to retire with him. Instead, the city will auction him off to the highest bidder. You can bet people have a problem with this
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(179)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your inner child will go nuts over this giant automated bubble-making machine
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(28)
 
(IMSA)
 
 
 
The official kickoff to the 2016 racing season is here with the Rolex 24 hours of Daytona. Coverage starts 2pm EST on FS1, switches to FS2 at 4pm EST with IMSA.com taking the overnight at 10pm before bouncing between FS1 and FS2 for the final hours
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(685)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party at White Oak Tavern 1/31 noon
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(49)
 
(Music Times)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart named as a presenter at this year's Oscars, also nominated as Best Short Subject
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hershey sales continue to melt away, although the numbers may be mostly artificial
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Darth Vader's son takes control of Sky, begins construction of Death Star that can only move further to the right
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(10)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hillary: "I did not have classified emails on my private server." State Department: "Except for these 22 emails that are so top secret we can't even release the redacted versions"
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(764)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Apparently it costs about $83,000 for Carly Fiorina to not care about baby parts
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(78)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"If you're reading this snarky letter I left in the glove compartment, you've probably stolen my car... again"
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(54)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you live on the 4th floor of an apartment and accidentally lock yourself out there's a logical and illogical way to try and get back in. Unfortunately, some people choose the latter
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(36)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be the start of a new MLB season if the Nationals didn't again complain about their bad TV deal hindering their ability to compete
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(42)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump promises to stop rigging economy against you, start rigging economy against people you hate
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(22)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Because when buying an apartment in a hi-rise building the first thing you think about is skiing down it
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(19)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on biggest wastes of time we regret when we get older. TotalFark subscriptions surprisingly not mentioned
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(51)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Will Trump's fear of a smart woman hurt him? Will Rand Paul make the most of being in the adult debate? Will Bush or Carson make the dumbest statement of the night? Pre-Caucus GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Fox News
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(1210)
 
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Construction crews unearth ancient mammoth bones beneath Oregon State football stadium end zone. Experts believe they were stomped to death by ancient ducks during some prehistoric civil war
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
USGS says that series of eight loud rumbles heard from NJ to CT were not an earthquake, blame sonic boom. NOAA: Yep, probably sonic boom. NASA: Wasn't us. NORAD: We didn't observe anything. DOD: Nope, not any of our aircraft
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(58)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Think tank run by billionaire who wants to privatize Social Security finds that the Trans-Pacific Partnership will boost U.S. exports and wages and give puppies to every child
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(56)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Low voter turnout, big-money interests take precedent, and more people identifying as independent than GOP or Dem. (•_•) I guess you could say ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) the Party's over
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(82)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who lives next to beach complains to his council about: A) Loud parties B) Trash C) SAND
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
54 million Americans - one third of the work force - are involved in freelance, self employment or gig economy work. In other words, all creative ways of saying they majored in music or art
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(57)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Toddler with Down syndrome saying his alphabet will melt your heart
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(16)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man faces deportation because immigration officials now consider ballroom dancing a sport, not an art
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(43)
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Algeria would like to add to the general batshiattery going on in their part of the world
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(25)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One in six Americans have joined Amazon Prime. The other five are satisfied to do their shopping for cheap, flimsy made-in-China products at Wal-Mart, Kmart and Best Buy
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(57)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This potato photo is a real conversation starter. For example, "You paid how much for that?" and "Have you recently suffered brain trauma?"
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(38)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Patrick Warburton, voice of The Venture Brothers' Brock Samson, gives an interview. And you'll read it in his deep, masculine voice (BTW: Venture Brothers Season 6 starts this Sunday)
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wembley looms large for the clubs on Merseyside. Can Klopp and Martinez engineer defensive performances worthy of a final appearance or will Stoke and Manchester City ruin the party. This is YOUR League Cup semi-final thread
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(181)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's always cool when the answer to a math problem is 10 unquadragintilliard: a number so big that it exceeds the total number of particles in the universe
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(32)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The US will start withdrawing forces from Afghanistan as early as 2017. Wait, make that 2027. Oops, make that 2037. Oh who am I kidding, we'll be here forever
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(86)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Based on the artwork, the new TMNT game features Methangello, Downertello, Ludeonardo and Roofiehael
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(28)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before everyone is hopping up to the bar to order drinks with grasshopper parts in them that taste like corn and alfalfa . "Perhaps most importantly, they add a satisfying crunch"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists find largest solar system ever discovered - containing a planet that takes 1 million Earth years to circumnavigate its star
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(43)
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these unusual golf carts
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(26)
 
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, no one believes Cisco that Eobard Thawne is back (8ET CW) Later, on Agent Carter, Peggy investigates zero matter with the help of Howard Stark (9ET ABC)
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(275)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Small government conservative opposes bipartisan effort to make government smaller
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(29)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"3 minutes to midnight" is great news if you are at a New Year's Eve Party event, but terrible news if you are at an Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock event
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(126)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sensing that he probably won't get Obama's endorsement anyhow, Bernie starts throwing roadblocks in front of the president's nominee to lead the FDA
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(151)
 
(Earthables)
 
 
 
Woman spends 14 years photographing the world's oldest trees and then has to start over
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weekend at Martinez's
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(12)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Fresh out of referees and 10:00 a.m. starts to complain about, Seattle Seahawks fan decides to start a petition against Cam Newton
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(109)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Every time an Uber driver brakes too sharply or speeds, their smartphone puts it on the record in case of customer complaints. And you're next
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Spurs hold Dubs to 95 points. FARK: In three quarters
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(32)
 
(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is actually not cancer-free. FARK cancer
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(77)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
RIP Marvin Minsky, the man who "laid the foundation for the field of AI by demonstrating the possibilities of imparting common-sense reasoning to computers." It was a better bet than imparting common-sense reasoning to humans
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(63)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Eddy Grant starts new career with the Department of Transportation
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(19)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Landslide destroys part of cemetery, witnesses describe the situation as grave
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(52)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie goes soft, accepts sweet-heart deal despite accusations of corporate flavoritism
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(34)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New study shows Trans Pacific Partnership deal will cost 50,000 Americans their jobs every year, but will line the pockets of billionaires as promised
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(66)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: Video game delayed. Also not news: It was a high profile Kickstarter. Still not news: The internet is up in arms
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel pledges $1 million to save the Long Island High School for the Arts. Joel wants today's kids to have the opportunities he never had. Like going to a school that offered driver's education
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "What part of you can't ban abortion are you chuckle farks not understanding?"
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(132)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sundance: Daniel Radcliffe's farting corpse movie prompts walk-outs
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(56)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Belichick says there are a few calls he wishes he could take back from yesterday's game. Presumably starting with the "Let's not cheat this time" call
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(182)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Protip: If a man is roaming the halls of your apartment building with a machete, do not offer to give him a hand.... or two
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hillary is mishandling her attacks on the upstart malcontent Bernie Sanders
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(302)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible piece of MH370 found in Thailand. That or just a random chunk of metal. Regardless, CNN has already started masturbating furiously
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Is the truth still out there? Will the tenth season avoid the awful ninth season and movies? Will Scully and Mulder suffer a contrived romantic subplot? Why did Chris Carter think this was a good idea? It's your X-Files Discussion Thread, 10 PM ET on Fox
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(416)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Guitarist Pat Martino
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(15)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
David Bowie's Blackstar is #1 for the second week in a row, and his prior albums are still climbing up the charts too, though not, for some reason, 2003's Reality
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(28)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
King Arthur Flour's Grilled Cheese Challenge had the Green Mountain Special, the French Melt, the Hog Wild, and the Sweet & Shallot. All of them were different but all of them served with a cup of tomato soup The only soup to have with a GCS
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(115)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farmers' markets everywhere cringe in fear as senior citizens start driving for Uber
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
An Iranian, a severed penis, marijuana dispensary, plumbing tunnels, and rappelling from the roof: it's all part of your California maximum security escape story
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever used Google Earth and noticed a number of areas mysteriously blurred out? Ever wonder why? Put on your pixelated conspiracy hat and take a look
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Liverpool heading to Norwich, then it is bookended by a couple of London derbies. Interesting matches at the top include Stoke at Leicester and Citeh at West Ham. This is your weekend EPL thread
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(454)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before giving a real estate developer the go ahead to start demolishing an old building, you may want to check first to make sure it doesn't have any historical significance. Ya know, like maybe the birthplace of the Bill of Rights
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Sat January 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article discusses what went wrong with Al Jazeera America. Apparently it takes an entire article to say "you didn't change the name, morons"
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thin Mint cookies contain petroleum, coal tar, ammonia, heart-wrecking hydrogenated oils, mercury, Monsanto Roundup, top-secret allergens, and they turned me into a newt. Submitter made up one of these
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(114)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloomberg considers a third party run for President, but will only go through with it if Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic primary
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(306)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Evolution occurs very slowly over a period of thousands and thousands of years. Unless you're a stickleback fish in Alaska that abruptly had its habitat changed from saltwater to freshwater because of a massive earthquake
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(56)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet sues Navy for Purple Heart that was denied because he couldn't prove he wasn't hit by "friendly fire"
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(73)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Part of being an American is being able to read cursive writing"
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(116)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hello, Fire Department? Yes, my truck seems to be on fire... No, don't worry, I'm bringing it to you. See you in five"
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(18)
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero institute of Artificial Intelligence: "Terminator-Type Robots Would Be Mistake"
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gentrification spoils another part of town. Difficulty: Sesame Street
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
General Motors Co. has launched a car-sharing service called Maven that lets users reserve and unlock vehicles with their smartphones. "What could possibly go wrong?" asks consumer advocate Navin R. Johnson
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(38)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC has updated their list of countries to avoid: Barbados, Bolivia, Ecuador, Guadeloupe, Saint Martin and Guyana; Cape Verde; Brazil, Colombia, El Salvador, French Guiana, Guatemala, Haiti-look, just stay home, OK?
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(38)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
After having crews busy making snow in Central Park all week, NYC Parks Department cancels winter festival due to impending snowstorm
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA fans, trying to do their own version of John Scott, nearly voted Zaza Pachulia of the Dallas Mavericks as a starter in the All-Star Game
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(21)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You can get $5,000 for a used Epiphone these days. Well, for one particular Epiphone
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(151)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio: I believe in one Koch, father of the Almighty, maker of the modern Republican party. Of money seen and unseen. I believe in the lord, Ronald Reagan, the holy son of the Kochs
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(34)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Navy unveils warship powered by beef fat. Now the whole ship will smell like the chief's quarters
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(16)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Nike headquarters will add 3.2 million square feet, making their shoes completely unwearable
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(14)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Local residents upset when local nursing home cuts out the middle man and just starts chucking dead bodies into the dumpster out back
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(28)
 
(First Coast News)
 
Video
 
Policeman in Florida responds to complaint involving unarmed black teenagers, starts shooting within seconds after arriving
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(104)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Can we say that the party has decided ... for Trump?"
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(63)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once-conjoined twins and hospital part ways
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when Bernie Sanders supporters start realizing their guy is starting to sound an awful lot like Donald Trump
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(386)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over 75 MILLION Americans are cowering before wrath of winter storm Jonas, reports Daily Mail while copying and pasting everyone's weather maps, Twitter pics and Instagrams into "article"
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(37)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If you're going to throw a proper Mardi Gras party you need the right music, the right food, and the right booze. The right breast flashes are merely optional
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air New Zealand PR department becomes early front runner for best understatement of the year award saying turbulence "caused some catering items to fall from service carts." Why yes, that is a picture of wine splattered on the ceiling
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(52)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article on the essential difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. One has spaceships that are bigger on the inside and the other has spaceships flown by cowboys?
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's medical calamity afflicting people's bodies: 'Smartphone Pinky.' And subby is still trying to get over his restless leg syndrome and achy breaky heart
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(33)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The last time Earth was this hot hippos lived in Britain, although in less elegant quarters than they now do
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(17)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Ten games on tap tonight, including the first Battle of Pennsylvania of the year as the Penguins host the Flyers. The action starts at 7:00 EST
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(156)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare has impacted United Healthcare so badly, it saw revenue increase by 30% in the last quarter alone
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(49)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Study indicates gluten-free diets do nothing for the person following them. The resulting high smug levels can be particularly toxic to dinner companions though
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(138)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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(82)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bob Dole believes that Ted Cruz is an anti-Bob Dole extremist for the goddamn Bob Dole party. Bob Dole doesn't care that Bob Dole's pants are up to Bob Dole's nipples. Bob Dole
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
As the S.S. Bush sinks, the crew starts to blame everything but the captain
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Out of snacks, Oregon occupiers rifle through native American artifacts hoping to find anything that isn't a dildo
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(262)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clinton fires back in defense of Planned Parenthood: "I wish it were. If it were part of the establishment, we wouldn't have to work so hard to protect it"
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(270)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Walmart announces pay raises for all its workers. Don't worry, they won't have to lose their welfare checks
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(325)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
If your dogs start talking to you, you're not supposed to obey. It's the other way around
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walmart sells out quickly on a hot new toy: USS Defiant
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(156)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Having solved all other serious crimes, the Idaho State Police finally starts cracking down on movie theaters
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins drummer Jimmy Chamberlin does what Neil Peart tried and failed to do: swings some mean jazz
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(27)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(The 42 (Ireland))
 
 
 
How drunk do you have to be to be considered too rowdy for a rugby league drinking party in Australia? Russell Crowe drunk, that's how
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(28)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meet Ted Cruz's wealthiest backer, a gold & Ayn Rand worshipping Brietbart investor who has a habit of whistling to himself during meetings
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(41)
 
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scientists who could have been working on flying car perfect artificial pancreas instead, which is OK too I guess
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Darth Vader baby onesie recalled for being a choking hazard. Subby finds this lack of quality...disturbing
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shell CEO announces 10,000 job cuts as part of BG merger, retreats to hollowed-out volcano lair
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(15)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The story of Trigger, Willie Nelson's legendary acoustic guitar--a battered Martin N20--and how it helped change the course of country music. "Later that year, Nelson's house caught fire, and he raced inside to rescue Trigger and a pound of weed"
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(32)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowans really like Martin O'Malley-- I mean no, they aren't even THINKING about voting for him, but they like him just fine
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(22)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Midweek FA Cup action wil settle winners and losers of Match Round 3. Today on FS1, it is Bristol and West Brom or Bolton and Eastleigh. Wednesday has Leicester and Spurs on FS1 or Exeter and Liverpool on FS2. Matches start at 2:45 pm EST
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(214)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli fires his legal team, tells news media to leave him alone. "I would suggest paparazzi stay outta my way, that's all I'm going to say," Stomps off to be at gym in 26 minutes
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(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wednesday, Wednesday, soooo good to meeee. It's that time again. We're about 2 months away, can you feel the heat? How's the writing going? Update us on your progress. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Oh shiat, I need to start writing soon" edition
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(108)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You can mark 2016 as the year political strategists started using "single men who masturbate to anime" as an argument
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(146)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Bend over, New York. Time Warner Cable celebrates its merger with Charter by raising rates
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(81)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Douchebag DA from 'Making a Murderer' sits down for an interview that ends up being such a bizarre train wreck, one might suspect the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department was involved
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(209)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Heterosexual couple demand right to civil partnership because they don't want to get married
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "UnitedHealth expects to lose nearly $1 billion on Obamacare." Last paragraph of article: "it still had a profitable year...The insurer earned $5.8 billion in 2015, up from $5.6 billion a year earlier"
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(77)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry considers coming clean with Patty while the team hunts a man who can slow time (CW 8ET) Later, on Agent Carter, Peggy is assigned to the west coast branch of the SSR where she has investigate a unique cold case (ABC 9ET)
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(299)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Probably dressing up as a suicide bomber and jumping on a packed London Underground train is not the smartest thing one can do. Probably (Warning: Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(18)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cruz campaign would be "deeply disappointed" if Palin backs Trump. They said they wouldn't mind if Cleese or Idle were to endorse him, but if it were Michael, it would be "heartbreaking"
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(60)
 
(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
Science says if you easily get distracted at work you're uh, more smarter or something
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From the "It was only a matter of time" department: Pizza waffles
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(24)
 
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Sweetheart I Love You" more on Valentine's Day more than getting a dinner reservation at White Castle
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(75)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Parts of Dolly Parton turn 70 today. Let's take a break from all this celebrity death and gloom and celebrate a truly great body of work
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(85)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a crappy day. EMS official dies of heart attack while responding to a crash involving his daughter
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Horn player's heart stops going bumpty- bumpty- bump, and he finds it's not so very hard to go
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(24)
 
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans complaining about playing a 10:00 a.m. start time. Or, as most people call it: "Tuesday"
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(204)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Desert Storm started 25 years ago and now all we have to show for it is ISIS and Lee Greenwood
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(100)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Adore your penthouse view? The higher your floor, the lower your chance of survival from a heart attack
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(54)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Loudoun County, VA rocked by earthquake. We. Will. Rebuild.
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(66)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Trying to prove that you are not a 'loser'? There has to be a better way than setting your apartment on fire
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(33)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Cities move to revitalize streets named after Martin Luther King, Jr., and if their efforts fail they'll just rename the streets after Al Sharpton
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(107)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Sanders wins Democratic presidential debate by forcing Clinton to over-defend Obamacare and Obama's policies. Smart move, Bern
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(596)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Whoever is farting in the areas of rows 10 to 12 should definitely see a doctor"
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(142)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Entire police department refuses to come to help to woman who called 911 because her former husband (who is an officer of that department) broke into her house and assaulted people. Dispatcher and police chief have a nice laugh about the call instead
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(181)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If not for Martin Luther King, Jr., the original Star Trek would have turned out much different than you remember today
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(76)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United CEO recovering after a heart transplant. Passengers shocked that a United Airlines executive actually has a heart
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(15)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A cure for MS may have been found. But whatever you do, keep Martin Shkreli away from it
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(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Transportation Department now wants airlines to disclose their fees up front. Airlines say that's fine, as long as they can charge a fee for it
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In 1983 someone was smart enough to bring their $800 VHS camcorder into The Comic Strip in New York City and videotape two minutes worth of Robin Williams stand up
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From the BBC, circa 1968: Part I of author J.R.R. Tolkien in his own words speaks about Hobbits, nature, his life in general. "I'm very fond of beer . . . and I do smoke, and enjoy it"
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(4)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere shows off her new boobs, opens up about her postpartum depression
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(110)
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor wants to stop celebrating Martin Luther King and Robert E. Lee on the same day, proposing separate but equal days for both
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(264)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Hillary manage to keep the upstart Sanders from gaining more ground? Will security fail to recognize Marvin O'Malley? Will Sanders again flip-flop on gun control? Democratic Debate Discussion Thread at 9PM ET on NBC
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(1396)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Participants of Bowie tribute at Brit Awards announced. Damon Albarn will represent Bowie's adventurousness, Adele will represent his "plastic soul" period and Noel Gallagher will represent everything Bowie wasn't
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's Ride Along 2's $34 million takes it to #1, dethroning The Force Awakens, which drops to #3 with $26 million. At #2 is Bear Rape: The Movie with $31 million. Michael Bay's 13 Hours gets Benghazied to #4 while Hateful Eight plunges to #10
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: There's really only one jazz singer - only one: Betty Carter And here she is in concert
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(11)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Is Peyton a scare master? With no time off, is Big Ben party pooped? Since this is an AFC game, what about discord? It's time for the mane attraction as NFL Divisional weekend ends with the Denver Broncos vs the Pittsburgh Steelers, 4:30 PM on CBS
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(1833)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know your golf career is off to a good start when you turn pro at age 17 and make your first $5000 ... by hustling Phil Mickelson
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Michael Caine says at 83, he doesn't get offered many movie roles. But he said it softly at first and then he started talking VERY VERY LOUDLY
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(62)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Hyped NFL Network rebroadcast of complete Super Bowl I turns out to be viewing party of NFLN "experts" talking and quipping over cobbled-together clips, like a bad episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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(41)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
David Bowie's Blackstar tops the charts, and he has nine other albums on the Top 40
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(47)
 
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Finally there's something for those strange creatures who get up before the sun rises. Starting around next Tues/Wed there'll be 5 planets visible in a line across the pre-dawn sky. Take a picture & let the rest of us know how it looks. OK? Thanks
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(48)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
You might be tough, but you'll never be Tony Stewart confronting an off-duty cop in a Tulsa dirt track grandstands tough: "This big fella was sitting up here, and every time Tony would come by on a tractor, he'd flip him off"
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(31)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Crates of lobsters stolen from Nova Scotian fishery. At $6/pound, that's $27000 street value. Canada announces the War on Lobsters, Mountie interdiction task force started
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does the note that a departing RG III left on his locker for his teammates to find reveal about his character?
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(22)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know you live in a crappy apartment when your walls are infested with bats. "It's bad, it sounds like there are 20 or 30 in there"
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(36)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can the Kansas City Chiefs of the upstart AFL hang with the big boys or will the champion Green Bay Packers prove the NFL is the superior league? The 1st AFL-NFL World Championship Game airs tonight at 8 pm EST on NFL Network. It will be a super bowl
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(147)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In nature, all symbioses have the potential to turn into a parasitic relationship, where one organism fares much better than the other. We need to start thinking about the internet as an organism that can evolve
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(30)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Welsh town erects a massive pile of WTF in public square (pics)
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Walmart decides when you're in front of a Walmart and then you turn around, you shouldn't be able to see ANOTHER WALMART
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(70)
 
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Angola Prison has the best arts and crafts shows
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Bay Area Fark party - in the Mission district
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(19)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Rams fans upset over the team's departure console themselves in a way that is uniquely American - sue someone
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(51)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Just another food cart vendor selling candy, popcorn, sex toys, nachos. Wait, what?
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(23)
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is playing a psycho redneck in a movie about a punk band marked for death
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This year's Martin Luther King Day "you had ONE job" moment comes to us courtesy of the Air Force
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(124)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says her schedule is far too busy for her to be a part of the 'Friends' reunion. What? Matthew Perry said it? Are you sure?
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(113)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Now that he's gone, instead of calling it 'Mars,' maybe we should all call it 'Bowie'
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(46)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "paperwork will be quick on this one" department: man flees cops on foot, falls to his death off overpass, landing in cemetery
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(52)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The heart of Celine Dion's husband doesn't go on
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(88)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Starman fell to Earth to teach us about nonconformity
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn: I don't want my sisters and brothers to feel bad, but my children are smarter than their children
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(55)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which hearty soups help you shake off that winter chill and keep you going? Share to the right
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(133)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Apparently, pets really do start to resemble their owners after a while
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(15)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nick Carter N'Clynk for Hangin' Tough in a Key West dive
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(23)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican Tea Partier says that President Obama is " using the Christian tradition and trying to bring about compassion by bonking Republicans over the head with the Bible"
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(107)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
El Chapo's cartel may exact revenge on Sean Penn for indirectly causing the drug czar's capture
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(132)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A-10 Warthog once again upgraded from "obsolete" to "irreplaceable"
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(193)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
These are just the "better" genes, so maybe we can create a baby that will not break his bones, and will never have heart disease or dementia. We can literally do that at this point. So what's stopping us?
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(75)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunk, off-duty police officer calls a party-goer "an ISIS," pulls a gun on him, and asks him what the capital of Thailand is; doesn't even give the guy time to respond
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(107)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bombs and gunfire in Jakarta
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(46)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five times President Obama was talking about baseball during the State of the Union Address. Did you miss the part about Bryce Harper's walk-rate?
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(9)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
A Tropical Storm? At this time of year? In that part of the ocean? This seems... not good
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(105)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz locks up one-quarter of the coveted Duck Dynasty endorsement
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The oppressive anti-business policies of Tax-achusetts continue unabated as GE relocates its headquarters from Connecticut to Boston. Wait, what?
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's the most powerful weapon EVER in Sci-Fi history? Subby is partial to Marvin the Martian's Uranium PU-36 Illudium radioactive space modulator but it's not listed
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(191)
 
(93.3 FLZ Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man sets world record for blowing out candles with farts. We have officially run out of worthwhile records to break
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(24)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Heartburn medications now linked to chronic kidney disease. Not so much from the drugs, but the fact that most the people are washing them down with soda, beer and energy drinks
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's all this then? EPL mid-week? Didn't Leicester and Spurs just play each other? Why only 3 matches on Tuesday, 7 on Wednesday? Can Villa get a win? Will Swansea dive into the relegation zone? Is this fair? Matches start at 2:45-ish EST
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(436)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why lottery players have such a hard time holding onto any of their winnings. Hm...I'm gonna bet that it's because the sort of people who play the lottery to begin with are morons. *reads article* Hey, I win
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(191)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at how big your retirement fund should be at every age. Or, if you prefer, a handy chart for quantifying how screwed you are
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is a speech that will not be remembered and will historically be irrelevant...The man who was the most partisan president in recent history, talked about how disappointed he is that the partisan divide has not healed"
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(272)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Talking to yourself is not crazy. In fact, it's a pretty smart thing to do
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(41)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The tiny house movement is starting to get too big for its britches
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(117)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Some of the coolest David Bowie graffiti tribute art from around the world
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lego changes bulk buy policy after backlash over refusing to sell bricks to Chinese artist Ai Weiwei who wanted to make an artwork on political dissidents
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Look, I know you're trying to keep us calm, but the volcano is clearly sending out spores to start baby volcanoes all over the place. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(10)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
The Rams, who started in Cleveland, then moved to Los Angeles, then moved to St. Louis, are moving back to Los Angeles
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(237)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Winning the $1.5 billion lottery is going to be the easy part, the hard part is just beginning for you 'winner'
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(88)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(82)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If your guidance counsellor had really been on the ball, you could be working as a surprisingly well-compensated cow fart smeller, Barbie Doll dress designer, face feeler or professional line-stander today
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(10)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
You're not imagining it: your smartwatch and your car are actually talking about whether they should let you drive or not
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you still use an older version of Internet Explorer? Starting today, if you call Microsoft you'll find the lights on, but no one home
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Actually, it's about ethics in interviewing escaped drug cartel kingpins
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(57)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Rescue dog attempts to do cartwheels with hilarious results
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clown Car debate whittled down to the number of people they should have started the first debate with
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(85)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
1906 San Francisco earthquake leaves no survivors
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you recently lost a foot, BART authorities would like to have a word with you. You may also want to check into the nearest emergency room
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(36)
 
(620 WDAE Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You're telling me you've never had an all female, bikini wearing, Mahjong pool party before? Sure you haven't
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(84)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In what's starting to become de rigeur among the criminal set, the Walmart-engagement sex-toy-bandit couple has set up a GoFundMe page
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Random Cop: Hello, I'm from the DEA. Can I have your drugs? Sheriffs department: Sure. We aren't using them
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The Martian" won two Golden Globe awards, including "best comedy or musical." And then things got weird
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(129)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Twenty-one benefits of having a cat - summed up in cartoon form
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(48)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Fark this house, fark that house, fark this garbage can in particular
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(44)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At this rate they're going to have to change their name to Doctors Without Quarters
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Economist Art Laffer predicts Republican nominee will win as many as 47 states in the next general election. That's a laffer
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(119)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hyperloop ready to start testing its zero-to-336mph-in-two-seconds propulsion system
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The man of many faces, Rod Stewart, is 71 today. From 1981, here's Young Turks
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(19)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're a real jerk if you're the kind of person who throws a birthday party for your kid on a Sunday in the middle of the NFL playoffs and all the other parents are obligated to attend
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(53)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In lieu of the EPL, there is FA Cup action starting with Villa & Wycombe at 7:45 am EST. At 10, if you can't find a match to watch, you just aren't trying. 12:30 has ManU vs. Sheff. Action continues on Sunday as well at 7 am EST
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
He heard you like trees, so this artist found a tree big enough for him to carve a younger version of the tree inside the tree
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Sat January 09, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
After watching a curbstomping, now it's time for football as the Pittsburgh Steelers face the Cincinnati Bengals in part two of AFC Wild Card day, 8:15 PM on CBS
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What's the most important thing a world darts champion has to be able to do? If you said 'Play well while hammered" you might be one too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It isn't a real pool party in Australia until the deadly spiders start showing up (pics)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
For sale: One giant mansion, used for hosting parties and housing young, attractive models who will sleep with men to get famous. Includes roommate, and elderly man with a super-charged libido. $200 million, serious inquiries only
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dumpster diving kitten saved by some big, tough, soft-hearted firemen just in time for Caturday
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Police track down criminal mastermind by following footprints in the snow back to his apartment
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Outlander' author explains why, unlike George R.R. Martin, she isn't going to fall behind on her deadlines. Something about a 'work ethic'
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When police search for woman who abandoned her child they find her naked in her "sugar daddy's" apartment. She claims butterfingers, policeman snickers, and then she pees on them and oh god I hope there's no candy bar for that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut and Ph.D. candidate Tila Tequila insists the Earth is flat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary "surprised" that a State Department employee used a personal email account
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, public health, and fish tapeworms, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Natalie Cole's family reveals singer died from a broken heart
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes that took place during CES, US Marshals raid booth of Chinese hoverboard manufacturer. Damn, those Kickstarter guys are hardcore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In 2017 astronomers plan to combine radio telescopes across the planet to see the silhouette of the monster at the heart of the Milky Way -- the event horizon of a giant black hole. They hope it will be better than the Disney movie
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Fans start petition to bring back George Lucas as Star Wars director. Happy Opposite Day, everybody
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano argues for the right to breastfeed in public. What possible counter argument could there be? (possibly not safe for work pic in article)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Here's your Smart Pregnancy test
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Art curators who've spent years complaining that not enough Americans care about art are now complaining that there are too many Americans visiting art exhibits just to take selfies with the art. "Their experience is not a very rich experience"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Remember that article pointing out 40 plot holes in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"? Bask in the glory of someone completely eviscerating the logic behind each and every one of them
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Move over climate change, human activity is showing in rock layers worldwide. Welcome to the Anthropocene, Earth's newest geologic epoch
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Baby's life saved by using Google Cardboard and smartphone, according to pediatric surgeon Dr. Mac Guyver
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
It took a forgery for everyone to finally call George Lucas an artist
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
City worker upset his sandwich tasted like carp starts online "fish-based rap battle" with sandwich store just for the halibut. Eel do well to get any clams
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man disguised as Walmart employee robs register, leaves store with lots of cash and no dignity
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Get a load of these precious snowflakes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dartmouth/MIT study of federal tarmac-delay rule finds it eliminated delays by replacing them with cancellations
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
"If you're drinking your beer in a chilled shaker pint, you might as well be drinking water," says glass artist Matthew Cummings, adding, "This is pretentious as sh*t"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Defense Department adding medals for employees who courageously sit at computers in air-conditioned US offices
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