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500 headlines found matching 'art'
Sat August 29, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The best quarterback in the NFL is going to start week one on the bench
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(31)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tempers are hot and the cars turn both ways as the NASCAR Xfinity Series' road course swing ends at Elkhart Lake with the Road America 180, 3 PM on NBCSN
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(393)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA releases yet another climate change report about rising sea levels. Short version: start swimming. Long version: blah blah blah blah blah start swimming blah blah blah blah blah
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(47)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced this historic archaeological artifact with a concrete picnic table. Let's see if anyone notices
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(50)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Walmart: How may I help you? Customer: Pay me for the car you totaled when your employee crashed it into a wall during a routine oil change
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ya know how doctors say something is good for you, then it's bad for you, and then it's good for you again? You'll never guess what is now healthy for your heart
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(58)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kicking 150 people out of your show for using their cell phones should now be known as Pulling a Kevin Hart
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(97)
 


Fri August 28, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker's good friend, former colleague, and concept artist, Nate Temple, passed away suddenly. Link goes to a time-lapse video of him creating and narrating a concept for a game. His skill was amazing and the world is worse off for his loss
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Meanwhile in Europe, top darts players are like rock stars or pro wrestlers, replete with silly nicknames and tattoos, ugly bowling shirts, and hard-rocking walk-on music, like these 10 Greek gods of the darts world
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(25)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
"San Diego opens first new public park since 2004" ... you have now read the entirety of this article
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This Is SPARTA
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(22)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson: "We don't need a Department of Veterans Affairs, look what happened with Ashley Madison"
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(137)
 
(Daily News Bin)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina can't figure out why the Republican party is discriminating against her
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(151)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Ultrafarker Wookiemonster put together a lighthearted video about his town being annihilated by Hurricane Katrina, Containing clips from "Mr. Show," "Stone Cold," "Neighbors" and "Escape from New York"
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(8)
 
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Top economists warn China biggest threat to U.S. economy. Excuse me, did I say "China"? I meant "the United States Republican Party"
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(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazil's Azul Airlines offers Americans all you can fly monthly passes. United Airlines already has a similar deal - Buy a round trip ticket and you might be back where you started within a month
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(5)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. Economy tanks in second quart-- Oh, wait. Scratch that. It's up over the forecast
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(24)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Army of macaques protect Chinese Air Force by destroying birds' nests. All parts of that sentence are true
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, "Honestly, I was an idiot and irresponsible and of course it's obvious I should not have done that." Just kidding, she says it was allowed by State Department rules, but she should have had two emails
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(178)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiter linked to Texas cartoon contest attack targeted in drone strike. No word if he died with a 'FOOOM' or 'KABLAAAM'
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD to start wearing body cams on Monday. But what they really want to do is direct
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(57)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you have a semi-automatic rifle on this week's shopping list at Walmart, I have some disappointing news
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(178)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
From the "A fool and his money are soon parted" department: Topps has found a way to adapt to a digital world. Specifically, charging real cash for "virtual trading cards"
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(71)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
The evolution of magazine covers--from restrained, tasteful artistry to gaudy eyesores stuffing every square inch with tits and ass and neon type. Notable exception: the New Yorker, which has been peering stuffily through its monocle for 90 years (Some Not safe for work content)
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(77)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court to County Clerk Kim Davis: STFU, GBTW, and start issuing marriage licenses to gay couples
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(186)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
For only 15 bucks a month you can now make your unsmart car available to hackers
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(13)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Family's Make-A-Wish trip to Disney World starts off with a resounding OOPS
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Scientists move closer to a universal flu vaccine. Your move Jenny McCarthy
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(24)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Plenty of other planets in the Solar System have rings. So why not Earth?
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(46)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The hardest part of hedgehog nail grooming is all those belly rubs you have to do afterwards
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart: Uncut
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Next generation U2 is in the works. No word if Patrick Stewart will replace Bono
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(47)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
And lo, there shall be peace in our time. Two great warring parties may come together to create a brighter future for mankind. Behold, the McWhopper
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(92)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Something is starting to smell Brown in Kansas
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(103)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If Taylor Swift ever wanted some sweet sweet awards show revenge, now is her time to start planning
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(23)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dozens of North Korean subs that disappeared off South Korea's military radar on Monday have now started returning to bases
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, I forgot today's writers thread. Do you self impose deadlines or you have a better, smarter editor helping you. This is your Fark Writer's thread "oh god, I'm never finishing this novel" edition
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Graham: Why I do believe, if ever in all my days did I see the end of a party, surely it would be with the nomination of Mister Trump. I prefer the parties that end with a visit from Colonel Beauregard. Oh my, I seem to coming over faint *swoons*
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bears tight end Martellus Bennett has some very astute analysis of how the team played last season: "We just sucked. Everybody sucked. Coaches, players, everybody"
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(36)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Home is where the cart is
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(16)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado District Judge Martinez: "Courthouse demonstrations are forbidden." City Attorney Martinez: "Don't arrest demonstrators." U. S. District Judge Martinez: "You're overruled, Martinez." Mexican trifecta complete
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(42)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Behold, the rare headline-is-a-question article where the answer is YES
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Santa Claus does in the off-season? Apparently, it involves getting drunk and starting fights with security guards
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate for Christian Party would raise drinking age to 25, limit executive pay to $300K, and put Josh Duggar in prison. Two outta three ain't bad
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(59)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
One simply does not hit WWE good guy John Cena and get away with it, could this be a recurring role in pro wrestling for Jon Stewart?
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Late Steve Irwin's daughter Bindi selected as celebrity contestant in new season of "Dancing with the Stars". No word on if her partner will be a tiger, a bear or a crocodile
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The stock market crash is great news for Walmart
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(44)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing has apparently signed on to be a part of Rouge One. The fact that he has been dead for over 20 years will not get in the way
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(102)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Stewart explain his shocking swerve? Will there be a Sting sighting? Are we running out of farks to give for the Diva Revolution? One more time, live from Brooklyn, this is your post-SUUUUPERSLAM Raw thread (8 p.m. EDT)
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(1646)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
American 10,000m runner Molly Huddle started her "I just won the bronze medal at the World Championships" party a bit too early, gets nipped at the finish line, wins 4th place
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andy Dalton and A.J. Green whoop up on the the Buccaneers or will Tampa Bay find a way to win with Vince Young and Doug Martin? It's the first MNF of the season tonight starting at 8 eastern on ESPN
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(283)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A scintillating look at the inside secrets behind the complicated processes hotels use to make sure strangers don't charge drinks to your room. Hint: It starts with checking your ID, and then ... well, that's pretty much it, actually
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After only two games the Top 4 of the Premier League are the usual suspects, except that's a funny way to spell Chelsea. Can Leicester out fox Spurs, has Jose's bus got a flat and will the Nearth East have something to cheer?
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(608)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be one of those nights when the customer starts with, "My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soy, onions, peppers and GM foods" (some not safe for work language in article)
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(458)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
They cut it close, but CNBC managed to get in their monthly 'why don't millennials trust the financial markets?' article this month
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(123)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Those who thwarted the French train attack receive the highest French honor: The Yellow Chicken of Bravery
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man update: Gross, disease-ridden creatures starting to swarm. But hey, at least the bugs are gone
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(61)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Things you thought you would never hear: Jon Stewart smashes John Cena with a chair at Summerslam
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How long will the Tea Party continue holding on to the false beliefs of Ayn Rand, whom they conveniently forget was not part of the 1% but, rather, a welfare queen in her waning days?
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(132)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Down Syndrome replacement parts to be taken off the market in Ohio
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(146)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ginormous cone-shaped art thingie
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quiverfull pastor who counts the Duggars as his parishioners warns married couples to "have lots of sex or risk losing your partner to the sexual revolution"
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(113)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cris Carter's protip for NFL rookies: Have a "fall guy" in your crew to get arrested in your place. "If you all have a crew, one of those fools got to know, he's the one going to jail"
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(84)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will a family drama set against the zombie apocalypse attract viewers? Will addicts and homeless start the end of the world? Will someone give CPR to a zombie? Find out at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your Official Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(440)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine a world of only part-time employment
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(108)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Nintendo wants to start making movies again. Because the 1993 Super Mario Bros. film was such a success
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw: I saw a chart once that showed the unemployment rate is really 42% and not 5.3%. It was on the internet so it has to be true
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(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All it takes is being cut from their home by firefighters using a giant net to REALLY convince the average 900-pound person to lose some weight: "Bowman tearfully said she felt like part of a 'three-ring circus' during the embarrassing event" (pics)
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(146)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
In praise of Drew Struzan, the greatest movie poster artist ever
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(30)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
The most aggressive cartel in Quebec isn't bikers or the mafia: it's the Quebec Maple Syrup Federation, and it's worse than those other guys put together
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(32)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
"Just for kind of fun's sake," Parks told a recent visitor. "I threw a big party, had a case of cowbells; we had a good crew here and cheered 'em on as they went by. It lasted about 90 seconds"
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(19)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet Neil Sloane, editor-in-chief of the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences, now in its 50th year with over a quarter-million entries. How many cake slices can be made with N cuts? See Sequence A000125
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(16)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's NFL preseason football, week 2, Saturday night edition. We have seven early games on tap, the earliest starting at 7 pm EDT, followed one late game at 10 pm EDT on NFL Network. This is your Fark live discussion thread
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(556)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says Captain Picard will never engage with anyone again because JJ Abrams ruined Star Trek
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(149)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders release of detained immigrant children, mothers. GOP places entire party on emergency alert, Fox News orders all anchors and reporters into the studio immediately, national threat level set at DerpCon 2
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(76)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Despite years of warnings that the Earth's supply of helium is quickly running out, scientist in a high pitched voice says there are large deposits of the element underground
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(27)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz follows up his poorly timed jokes about Joe Biden the day after his son died by going after Jimmy Carter the day after his cancer diagnosis
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Romero says that extortionists now targeting Ashley Madison users. No, really, the article quotes Rick Romero
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(77)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Caroline Kennedy will participate in another keel-laying ceremony for another aircraft carrier named for her father. LGT live stream at 10am ET
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(32)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Corrections employee complies with Freedom Of Information Act request, gives out personal data on hundreds of employees to the friend of an incarcerated felon
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Deez Nuts has picked up the all-important The Rent is Too Damn High Party endorsement
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(52)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before someone in China thought they were Zeus and started making clouds to sell them
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(16)
 
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Lawyer (with a heart) buys fire truck to fight Washington state wild fires
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(22)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jared the Subway Guy was busted by Bear, a black Labrador police dog trained to sniff out incriminating electronics such as the 16 smartphones, 10 flash drives and six laptops in his house
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(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Pedro Fish Market Fark Party
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(22)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How to be naked in public" Note: The article says nothing about how to look good naked
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(62)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"They should make Pop Tarts beer," said nobody ever, but here you go
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(41)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
What would happen if a massive solar storm hit the Earth full-on? Well, you wouldn't be reading Fark that day for one
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today in NASA news: "There is no threat from an asteroid impact on Earth next month." News headlines in October:
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(22)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Patti Smith sings a farewell tune for the odd Adult Swim cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter's last wish is to see an already declining species wiped off the face of the planet
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(110)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russian artist who said he saw Yeti and that it sat and posed for him while communicating telepathically makes millions selling the pictures and rights
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(34)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Shoplifter drops toddler while being chased by Walmart loss prevention employee; continues on to getaway car without it
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Barack Obama will leave his party in its worst shape since the Great Depression - even if Hillary wins"
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(199)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Petition calls for Jon Stewart to moderate a Presidential debate. Server overloads attempting to receive enormous number of signatures
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(71)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'The Martian' is NASA's greatest piece of pro-space propaganda since the fake Moon landing
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(120)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Western myths about Japan that the article does nothing to dispel
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
200 engineers, 226,000 man hours, 250,000 new parts, 1.2 miles of wiring. Now that's how you renovate a plane. Right, Qantas? (w/cool video)
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(18)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jets sign journeyman backup QB Matt Flynn as their new backup QB, as head coach endorses bringing in a QB with an injured hammy: "Like everybody else, you want to find better, but Matt's a good quarterback"
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How the North Carolina legislature decided to start shoveling money to teacher's unions. Private school teacher's unions, that is
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: 3 year anniversary edition. We talk about food so much you'd think it was an important part of life.. So what have the food threads brought to you? New favorite dishes or favorite tips you've learned.. Share to the right
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Little girl with robotic hand throws first pitch at Orioles game, is immediately signed as the Red Sox #3 starter
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's that time of the year when the kiddies go back to school, which means it's also time for the latest round of "OMG is your child's heavy backpack going to kill him" articles
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Cliff diver sets new world record of 60m: "Once you get above 25m, everything starts to look and feel the same, the only difference is the airtime"
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(13)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter's cancer has spread to his brain
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(143)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Next up, regionally locked toner cartridges "to serve customers better." Fark needs a greed tag
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(31)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
White people everywhere planning midnight release parties for September as Toyota announces it will roll out remodelled Prius
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(27)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Best Korea and Other Korea participate in their traditional semi-annual artillery shell exchange program
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Norway's pension fund lost $9B last quarter because they didn't pillage enough
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(26)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson says he's open to the idea of fighting drug cartels by using surgical drone strikes
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(79)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
That an institution with as scam-tastic name as Academy of Art University is a diploma mill conferring worthless degrees should come as no surprise. That they make $300 million a year doing it? Kinda shocking
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(41)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So that startup that blew up last week and fired 400 people got bailed out. Let's look in and see how they're doing
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(21)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Preliminary data showing July 2015 to be the hottest month on Earth in recorded history. Internet's response: "u r crazy al gore"
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(231)
 


Wed August 19, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Sasha Banks and Bailey end their contract signing without pummeling each other? WILL PJ Black unseat Ethan Carter III? DOES Will Ferrara know what Moose tastes like? YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" Discussion Thread begins at 8pm ET
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(115)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Headline: "Two deadly skydiving accidents in three days: How dangerous is parachuting?" Article: Not very
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(50)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
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(52)
 
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road + go karts + paintball guns = All that is shiny and chrome in the world
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(13)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Rhinoceros party releases platform, which includes nationalizing Tim Hortons, privatizing the Canadian military and monthly orgasms for voters
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(77)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
NFL quarterbacks begin training with virtual reality. Finally, Raiders quarterbacks get to experience what it's like to throw a ball that is actually caught by one of their receivers
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Asian currencies are partying like it's 1997
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(5)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Astronaut orbiting the earth captures rare and awe-inspiring photos of red sprites in the night
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(25)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An Eiffel Tower larger than Earth has been built and then immediately came falling down... on the sun
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(18)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Surprise, there's a golf cart lane where your residential street once was
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(61)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When citizens conspire to import a dangerous illegal substance, they face harsh prison sentences. When a state's department of corrections conspires to import a purposefully deadly illegal substance, they get a politely-worded letter from the FDA
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nineteenth-century art collector was the original hipster
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(18)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
To thwart illegal migrants, Budapest turns to thousands of cannibalistic police who insist they're ready to take on the soylent majority
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(28)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Idaho changes milepost 420 to 419.9 to thwart thieves. Bummer, man
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(102)
 
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
A three-day-old miniature horse is totally cute. However, one that faithfully chases after its owner like a puppy is off the charts
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(16)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lynchburg College wants to change its name. No, not the lynching part
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(43)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Is the Republican establishment losing control of the Party? Will Ted finally marry Susan? Is Billy still gay? This and more, coming up next, on Five Thirty Eight chat
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts prices on stock
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tea Party Governor of Texas Greg Abbott finds out the hard way that when his supporters said they wanted a Jesus-loving Christian as governor, that description does NOT include idol-worshipping Catholic papists
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(181)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Two-year-olds who have one of them big lists of talk parts for their mouth holes found to be gooder at starter schools
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(27)
 
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Why nine years old is a terrible age for a kid, the dark side of Thomas the Tank Engine, and why smart aliens would invade England rather than the United States: it's the Farkcast
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's some nightmare fuel in time for the start of the school year: Head lice are becoming genetically resisted to treatments used to kill them
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(104)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The desperate, disgraced Duggar clan pitched TLC on a new reality series: One where they find and counsel victims of sexual abuse. YES, really. No this not an "Onion" article. No it is not possible to stop the planet to let you off, either
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(143)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
President Obama and Bill Clinton Golf Together on Martha's Vineyard. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(34)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Game possibly thrown at the Little League Softball World Series? Well...if you rest your starters and bunt the whole game, people may get a bit suspicious
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(175)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Griffin III feels he is the best quarterback in the NFL. Assuming all the other quarterbacks get hurt or sick this season, that is
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Mon August 17, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
And Jon Stewart's first hosting gig after leaving The Daily Show is... (spins wheel) WWE Summerslam?
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(28)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists identify what could be the first flower in Earth's history. Here comes the paleobotany
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(18)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight awesome things to do with leftover wine corks because you're not an alcoholic, you're an artist
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
This is what happens to your body when you stop exercising, in latest proof you should never start
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a small rodent and a fark handle? One's coming to town and I forget the rest but Twin Cities Fark Party. September 17th
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(63)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought 'Hey, I wonder what a melted crayon artist's work looks like?' Well wonder no longer
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
US State Department: Hey, we were moving some furniture around so we could clean the baseboards and happened to find 18,000 emails relevant to a FOIA request from 3 years ago. Whoops
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michigan Tea Party Republican who was going to smear self as gay to hide his affair invokes Bible on Facebook to defend himself. Commenters rain holy hell on him
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's your weekend Premier League discussion thread. Will Arsenal stop walking it in? Can the Chelsea bus get started? Can any team build a lead? Can someone stop giving a job to Joey Barton?
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(583)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Samsung's new smartwatch looks familiar somehow
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In China, Party officials are reassuring the public that there will be absolutely no cover-ups in the wake of a warehouse explosion in Tianjin that killed possibly as many as three or four people and slightly wounded a stray puppy
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guardian Angels reunite to resume patrols of Central Park as the re-sleazification of NYC continues. City media watches for return of other city legends like blackouts, squeegee-men, and Billy Martin rising from the grave to deck somebody
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(155)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"What we can learn from the brief rise and tragic fall of Rick Perry" Glasses don't make you smarter, the author must be using "tragic" in an ironic way, and...uh...um...I forget the third thing
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(37)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know you're applying to work at a hardcore tech firm when part of the job requirements included being able to code in Klingon
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(81)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Fire Department helicopter suffers mechanical failure while fighting a brush fire and has a hard landing in the Rose Hills cemetery. They are still recovering bodies into the night
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says his dreams of a classless and equal American society were destroyed once he found himself in the syndicated sci-fi TV show gutter
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(68)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"The researchers concluded that the hamsters in the cages with more toys and bedding were more optimistic about the chances of being rewarded than their counterparts in the other cages." Happy Monday. Now get back to work
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Sun August 16, 2015
(T3)
 
 
 
Britain set to test smart roads that charge electric cars
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to eat a Paleo Diet just like your hominin ancestors did? Start by eating some carbs. In unrelated news Homo erectus did not eat what some bozo on cable TV claimed Australopithecus sediba ate
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(84)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to start a fight in a Chuck E. Cheese, it's probably best not to leave your picture behind in the photo booth
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(40)
 
(Some Inked Guy)
 
 
 
"Parents are being warned to be vigilant for children and teenagers visiting rogue tattooists and buying kits over the internet as part of a celebrity-fueled craze for 'inking'"
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(117)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
James Harrison strips his kids of their participation trophies, still may be fined by the NFL for that
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(64)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VA: Let's start this massive hospital project and leave out the part of the contract covering the cost. What could go wrong? Push comes to shove, we'll just ditch the caring-for-veterans part. Long as the lobby's nice, we're golden
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day 4 of golf's final major, the PGA at Whistling Straits. Jason, Jordan, Justin and Martin will be your hosts at the top. Enjoy this bit of history being made. 11:00am on TNT and 2:00pm on CBS
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(303)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
"I can understand that it can happen anywhere, but it seems to happen a lot at Walmart. It needs to stop." Good luck with that
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(211)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"With a good businessman like Trump, he'll hire people that specialize in the key areas. A good CEO hires people who are smarter than him to make him look good. Trump will do that"
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(70)
 
(Daily Rogers)
 
 
 
Study says the magnetic pole was activated underneath the Core of the Earth in the African Region
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(31)
 


Sat August 15, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man in critical condition after fall from high-rise apartment building in Chicago. If only there were a device which could slow a fall... oh, yeah, he was already wearing a parachute
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
East coast ATC servers starting Windows 10 upgrade
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(94)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tour guides outraged that Savannah, GA requires them to pass a history test, say it interferes with their ability to show visitors where Elvis and Abe Lincoln signed the Magna Carta
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(36)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State attorney general says they shouldn't be held responsible for legal fees to fight gay marriage battle they started and lost
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(83)
 
(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
Not News: Airport security confiscates a gun, claiming it poses a security risk. News: From a toddler. Fark: It was a toy 'Minion Fart Gun'
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(109)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Investigation finds you're better off having a drunken guy who poops on the beverage cart on your flight than a federal air marshal
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Orange County Fark Party, August 15th, 8pm
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(87)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
City Attorney: "Police chief's heartfelt apology for defaming innocent citizen was not intended to be a factual statement"
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(32)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches a baby dropped from the 3rd floor of a burning apartment building and continues fighting the fire despite losing his own home in the blaze
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(18)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
By 2100, the Earth will have an entirely different ocean. Get ready to enjoy your hotter, higher, trashier and fish-free waters of the future
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(84)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hearts that Purr, a 'retirement' home for homeless cats that are left behind when their people become terminally ill or have died. It's nice to have a home on Caturday
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(1024)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden 2.0 chimes in that he'd like to see the al-Qaeda group start paying more attention to Western cities instead of the Middle East for their new bombing campaign
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(72)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
This video tour of a $1,100 100-foot apartment in New York will make you cry tears of blood
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(294)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 15 most devastating preseason football injuries of all-time, because that is when you probably should rest your starters
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The difference between "The Legend of Zelda" and "The Legend of the Iraq Surge" is that one is a fantasy in which a foreign land is saved from a cartoonish villain by indiscriminately smashing everything in sight, whereas the other is a video game
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(64)
 
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Now, don't panic or anything, but scientists think that "aliens" have been on Earth for millions of years and are still living among us. Although, you might know them by the more common name of...octopus
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Etsy to use artisanal, locally sourced Irish tax haven
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina picks Jenny McCarthy as her running mate
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(203)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says Game of Thrones ending will be "Bittersweet" - which probably means he'll kill all the people you like AND all the people you don't like
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(112)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart tells fans to wear Celtic tops to Gordon Ramsay's pub because fark Gordon Ramsay
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day2 of the PGA at Whistling Straits. DJ is showing the way and this will be Tiger's last competitive round for the season. Come for the meltdowns. Streaming coverage begins 9:00 am on PGA.com. TV coverage starts at 2:00 pm ET on TNT
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pennslyvania AG: "I'm being charged because it's part of the 'grand plan' to conceal the porn and racist emails among judges and attorneys." So...what you're saying is....IT'S A CONSPIRACY
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(46)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's increases the size of its Quarter Pounder from 4 ounces to 4.25 ounces. U.S. customers can now cut back to ordering only four instead of five
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Art aficionados get their noses out of joint as U.S. returns long-missing Picasso painting to France
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(4)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK party police in Ibiza are only working during the daylight hours, which is totally ridiculous, or completely hard-core when you think about it
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(22)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
So, remember in movies where the hero outruns the cops, drives into a parking garage, then jumps his car off the garage and drives away. It was like that. Without the drive away part
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(42)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate's leaked emails show a pattern of using political connections to benefit friends and business partners
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(71)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Turns out bakeries are businesses, cakes aren't art, and you have to serve gay people in Colorado
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(430)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Martin O'Malley to go on a three-week tour of Iowa blasting "Don't You Forget About Me" out of a boombox
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(26)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In an article that would have been relevant in 1974, somebody asks the question, "why are vinyl records 7 or 12 inches?"
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(31)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Bandcamp is the only the music service that actually pays artists. How they do it: by actually paying artists
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(32)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite all-in-one dish to serve up for family and friends? Difficulty: beer may be part of a recipe but cannot be the entire answer
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(108)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Study finds smart people live longer. Unfortunately, dumb people still live past breeding age
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What happens to your body 24 hours after drinking Red Bull? Well, nothing good for starters
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(41)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"If you've ever doubted that 2015 is the best time to be alive in human history to date, take a look at this chart"
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(81)
 
(PGA)
 
 
 
Some guys named Jordan, Rory, DJ and Tiger will be playing golf today. It's the USPGA at Whistling Straits. Streaming coverage begins 9:00 am on PGA.com. TV coverage starts at 2:00 pm ET on TNT
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(30)
 
(Faster Louder (Australia))
 
 
 
Meet "Okilly-Dokilly," the world's only Ned-tal band. "Not as fast as Bartcore, and a little cleaner than Krusty Punk," \m/ -.- \m/
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"The way we measure earthquakes now is stupid"
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From Fark's "Where are they now?" Department: Whatever happened to David Cassidy? More than you might think
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(43)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Court room artist apologizes for making Tom Brady look like a lizard person, and Don Yee look like the dog faced boy
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(68)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember Roosh V, the Pickup Artist Guy who says rape should be legal? He discovers the hard way even Canada has its limits on courtesy (Not safe for work language)
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(26)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former President Jimmy Carter discloses he has cancer that has spread to different parts of his body. No word on prognosis
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(485)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Steve Martin to receive special award recognizing his lifetime contributions to ... bluegrass?
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(97)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama hopes to exploit bleeding hearts to ensure he gets criminal justice reforms passed and let criminals out well before they should be released
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(56)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Macy's 2Q sales, profits fall. Thanksgiving Day parade to be cut back to four party balloons and a guy in a pushcart
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(5)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Two weeks after inheriting the puppet I started to have really bad headaches and feeling dizzy, which I never thought could be the puppet trying to strangle me at night" (pics)
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(127)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
USPS reduces its quarterly loss down to only $586 million. Although postal officials say they could completely wipe it out if they could only get approval to raise the price of a First Class stamp to $83
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, the Oath Keepers are in Ferguson. But more importantly, doesn't the 2nd image in this article make one think of an oft referenced Mel Brooks movie?
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(219)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uggie the Jack Russell, star of the Artist has crossed the rainbow bridge
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ashes of famed novelist Gabriel Garcia Marquez to be exhibited in Cartagena. No sneezing please
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Newly discovered recording shows Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech was first delivered in a North Carolina high school gym. Of course, at that time, his dream was to get the hell out of a North Carolina high school gym
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
An article explaining the best way to view tonight's Perseid meteor shower. Or you could just go out back and look up
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(28)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart wanted video evidence that he was an Obama propagandist. So here's a bunch
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(135)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As more states are legalizing pot, sheriff's departments across the country are requesting tanks to combat it
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(157)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Having an argument with a family member about whether the U.S. Civil War was fought over slavery? Let's ask Col. Ty Seidule, Head of the Department of History at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point
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(324)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you live in Florida, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, or North Dakota? Good news. No earthquakes for you, like ever
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(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PepsiCo finally begins shipping Diet Pepsi with sucralose, after aspartame has eaten away sales like a cancer
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yea, though I walk into the prison of Hell, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy blunt and thy roach they comfort me
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former minister warns that UK is becoming a one-party state dominated by the Conservative Party. For you Americans, the Conservative Party is just slightly to the left of your Democratic Party
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(62)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Apparently wearing a Fitbit heart rate monitor during sex will get you a bunch of highs and lows with an occasional *Zoing* on the chart
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(57)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
Drew discusses the disadvantages of ass heroin, the fine art of tailgunning (unrelated), and how to bring down San Francisco, one meth-head at a time. It's the Farkcast
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is sure to attract little attention, the Pentagon is "requesting" the Ferguson police department return two military grade Humvees
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(73)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
A startup company blew up overnight and put 400 people out of work via email without any warning
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(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry Thomas Jefferson, the Party for you is over, Andrew Jackson will get the lights on the way out
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(53)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Just another exclusive Hamptons summer party. See the fancy food, the free drinks, Farrah Abraham being dragged out by security
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The problem isn't so much that we have department of pre-crime, it's that the department of pre-crime is run by the TSA
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(48)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The billionaires are starting to figure out that killing the middle class miiiight somehow affect their incomes
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese artist creates 'stairway to heaven' fireworks display
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(48)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
NASA, SyFy exploring link between electromagnetic pulses and earthquakes
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(14)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Fire Department say in the last ten days they treated 88 people who smoked synthetic marijuana. Also, when will the media stop calling Spice synthetic marijuana since its effects are nothing like marijuana
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(80)
 
(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Two NJ volunteer firefighters busted by a mall cop for making prank calls. The script for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 is complete
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(14)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan state rep who started gay prostitute rumor about himself to deflect media attention from his extramarital affair now says he started gay prostitute rumor because he was being blackmailed into resigning
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(74)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The best part of the Twins' 17-4 loss to the Indians? Watching outfielder Shane Robinson throw his 64mph knuckleball ... and recording a strikeout
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela is the most electric place on earth
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(9)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
American Psychological Association bans members from taking part in CIA interrogations. If their members want to experience torture they'll just have to stick with weekly therapy sessions
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(30)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In case you didn't notice, Japan is restarting its monster homing beacons
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For Hillary Clinton supporters, it's starting to feel like 2008 all over again as Bernie Sanders attracts his largest crowd ever
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(465)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Add Breitbart to the list of lawyers, politicians, and Clintons that Trump has paid off
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(41)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A record low for a top record: #1 album on the Billboard chart this week sells only 42,000 units. Led Zeppelin comes in at #7, with a 36-year old album. Hot Dog
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(63)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Megyn comments cause huge backlash, start his inevitable slide to oblivion. Just kidding, he's jumped to a higher percentage than Bush, Walker, and Rubio combined
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(196)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Article claims no one uses LOL anymore. LOL
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(78)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether Governor Brownback's particular brand of crazy was genetic, the answer is yes, yes it is
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(106)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted, paying in cash. New Hotness: Artisinal Cash
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(33)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
10 professions with the best job security. Your family warned you NOT to major in art history
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(48)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Talk about dragging out a dead relationship for years after it ended... oh you mean you won the lottery with you and your ex-partners numbers? Carry on then
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia may ban the sales of Vegemite in some areas, expecting to lead men at work to cease business as usual, disrupting cargo shipments. Subby is of two hearts over this proposal, as this is overkill even in the land down under
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(125)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It took eighteen months for the Human Resources Department of the City of New York to fire a man because he hadn't been on the job for a year and a half. Then they realized he couldn't be fired because he was dead
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(59)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs preferred hiring people with a strong liberal arts background
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast Fark Party, October 2015
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The CDC says early school start times are bad for teenagers
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(103)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama goes off for two weeks of golf and the good life at a multi-million dollar estate on Martha's Vineyard and nobody's complaining anymore. He's trained Americans well
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(113)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In what is in no way a repeat from 2008, Clinton's avoidance of taking firm positions on issues is starting to cost her support
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(225)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Sky lanterns are becoming more of a thing now so communities have started banning them. "It's irresponsible to let an incendiary device go up when you don't have control over where it lands"
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(97)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
According to scientists, potatoes have made us smarter because potatoes
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(21)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover sends back Mars photo showing hot woman, cute little house, some yard art and horrible parking job
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(25)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not News: A man had his car repossessed. Kinda News: As he was at Walmart. Karma: As he was stealing from the electronics department
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(23)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart gets broadsided
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(73)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
How bad has it gotten at IBM? They are now studying farts
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, an NFL player with a master's degree in mathematics and a published journal article to his credit who used to teach integral vector calculus trigonometry is able to read a contract and budget his money accordingly
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(31)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Marijuana delivery startup to use drones. The company guarantees delivery sometime between Monday and Friday either this month or maybe next
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your downstairs neighbor complains about a leak and the maintenance workers go into your apartment and find your pot grow operation?
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mother decides to leave Earth on a one-way trip to Mars, never to see her husband and children again, taking a "long getaway weekend" to the extreme
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(74)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When it comes to _______, the Republican Party's presidential candidates are shockingly ill-informed"
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(106)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chip Kelly claims Tim Tebow is unique compared to other quarterbacks, with skills that only he possesses
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(60)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Tea Party legislator planned false flag gay sex scandal on self in order to hide a regular ol' heterosexual extramarital affair
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(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To the rest of the world, the devastating Japanese earthquake of 2011 is but a distant memory. But not to the beaches of Alaska where debris from the tsunami keeps washing ashore
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(50)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart's Daily Show set headed to the Newseum where, coincidentally enough, it will be cleaned by janitor Craig Kilborn
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(37)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will all of America watch? Will Lewis Black rant? Will Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert return in character? Who will be the surprise guest? It's your Official Daily Show Discussion Thread: Farewell, Jon Stewart edition. The fun begins at 11 PM ET
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(318)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Not just for party tricks and what-do-we-do-now bread recipes, bananas are both healthy and tasty. So, how do you use them when cooking?
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(68)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes on Jon Stewart: "I actually think he doesn't dislike me"
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How long until Tesla starts making diesel SUVs?
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(19)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
5-year-old girl with terminal cancer gets a birthday party, wedding and prom all at once. It is so dusty in here
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(88)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Historians may look to 2015 as the year the shiat really started hitting the fan"
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(375)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four Southern California police officers from various departments are charged with putting the boot in boot camp on 13 "at risk" youths
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(36)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Arby's tribute to Jon Stewart is the savviest bit of self-deprecation you may ever see in a TV commercial
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(159)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Keith Richards calls Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band "rubbish," has evidently been snorting his dad's ashes again
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(72)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tom Brady "always" destroys his old cellphones. Except for the ones that aren't part of an investigation
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(216)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Oh, hai. Moon photobombs the entire Earth
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart pioneered The Daily Show to mock the media; the media nevertheless fell in love with what eventually became the only unvarnished news program in the world where no side of the political spectrum was safe
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(203)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers, taking a break from cancer studying, finally figure out how earthworms eat. Yay science
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What got you into writing? Was it a hobby or a career? What was your first big project that you started to write? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Spin us a yarn, tell us a tall tale
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(67)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gas prices fall for 20 straight days due to ... *** shakes Magic 8 Ball *** ... a weakening market for crude oil and the resolution of U.S. refinery issues. Hey wait, when did the Magic 8 Ball start giving real answers?
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(77)
 
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Would-be purse snatcher thwarted when roller derby queen chases him down. Bonus: her derby name is Ida B. ChoAzz
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The man who kickstarted our disposable coffee culture has died. We all have grounds to be upset
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UCLA student who wrote article on why women should get tampons for free gets shocked when she is told to put a cork in it
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(289)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I consider myself a classical liberal" said a) Bernie Sanders b) Jon Stewart or C) Charles Koch?
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(140)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's lawyers plan his defense. "An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, HE SWEARS TO GOD"
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(94)
 
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
That's weird - I don't see the word "terrorists" anywhere in this article
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(269)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Animated GIFs are the new language of the smartphone-toting millennial. "Typing is an antiquated input method and you can't express emotional dimension adequately with just a handful of emoji"
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(171)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Ever wanted your own hologram projector? Now you can make your own with a few household items and your own smartphone
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(17)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Jon Stewart changed everything forever"
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airbus patents a hypersonic jet capable of flying 4 1/2 times the speed of sound, taking you from London to New York in an hour. But it's a roller coaster ride not for the faint-hearted
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(51)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Crack is tearing this small NC town apart
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(69)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter will have elective surgery on his liver, so hold the onions here
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Sears will have a quarterly profit of $155-$200 million. Really News: Its first profitable quarter since 2012. Smart News: The profit is coming from selling off stores. Facepalm: They sold the stores to themselves
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(39)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The GOP presidential candidates who will participate in the Fox debate are: Donald Trump
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(238)
 
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Tesla Model S takes on Dodge Challenger Hellcat in the quarter-mile, and dominates
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In 1972, Nolan Bushnell founded a start-up called Atari. At age 72, he's still putting quarters into the startup machine, because if you really enjoy playing a game, you don't stop until you run out of quarters
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(22)
 
(Left Foot Forward)
 
 
 
'"Your fridge is going to kill you.' So yells the Daily Mail, which presumably starts with the headlines, then goes looking for supporting material"
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(63)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Democrats rename fundraising dinners after pearl-clutchers discover party founders Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson owned slaves
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(125)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
State GOP parties milk the Donald. Does a hairpiece even have nipples?
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(20)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Warning: metal bench art sculpture may burn your arse off due to sunshine
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What has two fuselages, six Pratt & Whitney jet engines, 28 landing gear wheels, a whopping 385 foot wingspan and can launch a satellite into Low Earth Orbit?
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(143)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
The Earth, the Earth, the Earth is on fire. We don't need no climate-let the motherfarker burn. Burn, motherfarker, BURN
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(126)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anyone who has a heart will mourn the loss of Cilla Black
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(47)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
People are starting to walk differently because of texting. Here are the step-by-step reasons
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(28)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Scott Dixon bested a track record that had stood for 16 years to capture the pole. Point leader Montoya starts in 10th with clownshoes in waiting a few rows behind him. This is your Honda Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio discussion thread at 1:30pm ET on CNBC
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(231)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
How many crashes and restarts will we see? It's all standard fare in a new operating system, and even this race. It's the BSOD 400 at Pocono (1:30 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(672)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Your drunk socialist uncle claims the US is not a democracy anymore. Did I say "your drunk socialist uncle"? I meant "former President Jimmy Carter"
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(309)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You Americans are so yesterday when celebrating the 30th anniversary of "Back To The Future", Japanese fans go full live orchestra to party with Marty
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(12)
 
(Explore)
 
 
 
It's your annual bear sushi party Live Brooks Falls webcam
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Assembly has begun on the James Webb telescope. So naturally, NASA is putting all the parts in the fridge until the whole thing is ready
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(15)
 
(Science Space & Robots)
 
 
 
Farking Earth's magnetic shield. How old is it?
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhhh finally. Nom Nom Nom (slightly graphic image in article)
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(9)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Belly button piercing is not supposed to hurt. That is, unless you're the tattoo artist doing it
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(10)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The "Tim and Eric-esque" ad for the fictional "Tartan Prancer" van from the terrible remake of "Vacation" is better than the entire movie
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(20)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney says there are dozens of lost Beatles songs, but he and John forgot to write them down
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(21)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
One element from the periodic table -- Technetium, element 43 -- is missing from Earth. But the stars have it
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(33)
 
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Publix, the Walmart of the south, will soon offer at-home delivery so your chances of being shot, beaten, or assaulted at the store are greatly reduced
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What started as a lifeguard's polite request to put out a cigarette turned into a brawl. That's when the assailants learned a lifeguard is dangerous when cornered
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(143)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Two feuding original members of the Village People, the cowboy and the Indian, are asked to perform at the same Hamptons private party. Organizers hope the two have a powwow and finally bury the hatchet
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
64-year-old former Las Vegas showgirl still looks like she's in her 20s: "I start the day with a cup of warm water with lemon in, followed by some porridge with honey or coconut oil and a small coffee after I have finished working out" (w/pics)
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(129)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Meet Carlow the firehouse cat that is setting hearts ablaze all around the world on Caturday and beyond
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(861)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Served 25 years in the Marines, two combat tours in Vietnam, Purple Heart, Bronze Star, voiced Bambi, promoted to Major... wait, back up
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(37)
 
(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things on the to-do list whenever a plane prepares to depart from an airport: Passengers on board? Check. Got enough fuel? Check. Snacks and drinks stocked? Check. All the luggage from the previous flight unloaded? Ooops
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unemployed cartoon characters
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(55)
 
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Madison, WI mayor says bench time should be limited for the homeless, need to work a little harder to make the starting lineup
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(58)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Famous Seattle restaurant in chaos after minimum wage hike, with dishwashers knifing busboys and bartenders screeching like howler monkeys while feasting on the goo in customer's heads. Well, sorta
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(127)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are passing by the White House, be sure to give some cash to Spread Love, a street band that has been annoying Treasury Department and the lawyers at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom
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(83)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Suntory has challenged itself, before this decade is out, to put a bottle of Yamazaki Sherry Malt Cask 2013 on the ISS and return it safely to Earth
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(23)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Randy Orton vs Superman. Randy Orton vs an A-10 Warthog. Randy Orton vs the Hulk. The list goes on. And it's awesome
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(47)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Well it's confirmed, NASA explains that the nearest exoplanet is indeed good to be the next earth, that is if you like to orbit your sun every three days
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(25)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Walmart to woman with Tourettes: Make like a tree and le, le, le, GTFO
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(104)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Only on Wall Street is a quarterly profit of 'only' $571M considered a huge dissapointment
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the blue corner, mothers trying to save their children. And in the red corner, mothers trying to save the Earth. Ready... FIGHT
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart for President? It's more likely than you think
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(87)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Back in the day, NYC street gangs had good decent wars, today it's all dildos (Not safe for work if your boss is offended by cartoon dildos)
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(61)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golfboard surfcart thingie
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(12)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers find drinking may ease fibromyalgia pain. "The Scottish researchers could not be reached for comment, but in the study they note that a significant number of participants were drinking more than the recommended limit"
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck denies offering nanny a part
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As NFL training camps open. Fark Fantasy football leagues are still looking for players. Post your open leagues or start a new one
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(46)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As a company, it's nice to offer an earthquake-proof house. Especially if it's a 3D-printed house and it's been built in just three hours
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What do you call a State Department colleague who hasn't sent coworkers a single email for two months? Madam Secretary
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(81)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Look at Renaissance art to understand why you're eating the watermelons you eat today... I know, slow news day
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(76)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the event of fire, do you grab your smartphone or your cat? Now, here's what 54% of cell phone owners choose
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(31)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
This is exactly what happens when you evict a vindictive psychopath from your apartment complex for owning a cobra
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(51)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Birthday party cut short after scissors found in cake
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Which of these wall art posters fit your dorm memories? (some posters may be Not safe for work)
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(102)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
The hunt is on for the person or persons leaving car parts scattered in a vacant Detroit parking lot
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(23)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
You want a volunteer position where you can get handjobs as part of a prostitution sting? Maricopa County is looking for a few good men
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(23)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The one where Marta Kauffmann called million-dollar-per-episode pay for Friends actors "kinda ridiculous"
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're standing alone, without a dream in your heart; without a love of your own. If you know just what you're there for, if you're saying a prayer for someone you really could care for - well, there's this Friday
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's visit a magnitude-9 earthquake and experience what it's like to be in the Great Kanto and 2011 Tohoku earthquakes
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Instead of doing something useful, like complaining about the Iran deal, Congress is going to tear itself apart in August. Wait, that may be useful after all
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(38)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Toddler gets dream Bart-themed birthday party. New Orleans Personal Injury Lawyer Morris Bart, that is
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(28)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist explains why Turkey called for a NATO Rule 34, err, Article Four consultation
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(30)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man born with virtually no brain has advanced math degree, is smarter than anybody in the politics tab
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark writers, authors, poets and that creepy guy who keeps writing love letters on the bathroom stall. We're starting a new weekly thread for all those who can move mountains with some prose. THIS is your first Fark Writers Thread
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(158)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Head of construction company faces Brazilian corruption charges as part of the Petrobras scandal. Man, that's a lot of charges
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(18)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Red balls, white uniforms, and funny hats. It's your third Ashes Test, live from Edgbaston. Action starts at 6 am EDT
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tea Party makes bid to remove flaccid Boehner
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latest thing to say to make you sound smart at the office today: "I see Erdogan is in China despite all the Uighur tensions"
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(19)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Collider)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Batman vs. Superman was starting to look good
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(131)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Mets fans start getting their hopes up, therefore it's time for their setup man to be suspended a full 162 for a second positive PED test
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Watching fat cartoon characters will make your kids fat
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(61)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Why Republicans hate climate change theory: the changes the Earth is going through now do not necessarily threaten human existence, but rather human capitalism
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(108)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: The best part of waking up is...
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(15)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: I will start Presidenting even before I am President
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(108)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you absolutely always want to sound smarter, never say things or stuff that really just appears amazing, but maybe, honestly makes you wish you went for other words irregardless. This is literally very good advice
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(66)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Finally a story that will appeal to techies and liberal arts majors alike: Hackers are using passages out of Jane Austen novels to spread malicious software
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(15)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
OMG Obama had secret meetings with Jon Stewart. This means Colbert is now the president and Obama has to spend his life in Brooklyn
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(117)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover method for turning part of your body into a laser when it gets excited
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kissing overtakes smoking as leading risk of head and neck cancers: "High-risk behaviours are oral sex, multiple kissing partners, and more recently there are reports even 'petting' can lead to infection"
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(99)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember 1998, when K-Mart became the first major retailer to embrace the internet?
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Mon July 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The scary stories about artificial sweeteners were unsubstantiated: New science (at least until next Tuesday): Artificial sweeteners are better for you than the added sugar in foods like soda. Peaches still safe to eat
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