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500 headlines found matching 'art'
Sat February 25, 2017
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump cancels meeting with his fellow partner in crime Kim Jong Un after North Korea's latest missile test
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today Peter Gabriel released his first album, with the lead single in 7/4 time and a hook played on a flute, for fark's sake. It barely made it to #70 on the charts before vanishing. Whatever became of him anyway?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets are very predictable - if you watch Fox News. It's where the President gets all his information. Certainly not books or smart people
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is hanging up the wheelchair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats vote today on the future of their party. It's your official DNC Chair Vote Discussion Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Big Sam get a win against Boro? Can Swansea stay out of the bottom 3? Will the Baggies hand the Cherries another loss? Will the Toffees melt under pressure? This is your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread. Matches start at 10 am EST on NBCSN
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think this Manafort guy isn't trustworthy. Maybe somebody oughta take a look at him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The best part of a War on Drugs is that you get to accuse anyone who wants to stop your War on Drugs of being a drug dealer
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(NBA)
 
 
 
It's not news when the Golden State Warriors score 40 points in a quarter. It's not even news when they put up 45 points in a quarter. But, it's seriously off the charts when they put up 50
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Iowa Hawkeyes must find a new quarterback for the 2017 season. The QBs on the roster have thrown a combined 13 passes in college
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Looks like Peter Parker has some competition (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Unusually mild winter in Canada thwarting traditional Canadian ritual of putting old people onto ice floes and never seeing them again. What do you mean she's back?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After burning through roughly $2 billion Uber starts to realize that it might not be the best long term business strategy to have rider fares only cover 40 percent of the trip cost
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The leaked GOP Obamacare replacement plan is here, and if you or a loved one has a pre-existing condition and you can't pay for your treatment out of pocket, you should start planning your goodbyes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department memo regarding leaks quickly leaked
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senators pitch last minute attempt to exempt pizza places from posting nutritional value, because right now it's off the chart
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's aides are using special tactics to keep him off Twitter, starting with no tweeting within eight hours of watching anything on CNN
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally, a link to autism where Jenny McCarthy is an actual expert
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Iowa legislator proposes bill to limit university hires to party loyalists
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Bernie Custis, the first black man to play quarterback in professional football passes away at the age of 88
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
If "The Chronicles of Narnia" were released in the era of clickbait thought pieces. Come for the Breitbart race-baiting, stay for the prerequisite Vox corrections
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Professional bullshiat artist Dr. Oz doing an episode on fake news
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artificially endowed couple split
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article asks "can you solve your mental health problems with an app?" Subby has a TotalFark membership for that
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time to set the field for the Daytona 500 as Speedweeks continues when the NASCAR Monster Energy And A Partridge In A Pear Tree Cup Series presents the Can-Am Twin 150 Duels, 7 PM ET on FS1 (assuming it doesn't rain again)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Milo Fanbois are starting to realize that they are just pawns in the game of life. Racist, Nazi, bigoted, subhuman pawns
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dog joins bike race, blows away the mechanically assisted humans, wins our hearts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media start having to admit that Trump's national security team is performing much better than it is being given credit for. This is probably just more fake news
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Political parties just aren't what they used to be." A historical look at how our two main political parties started and how they've changed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how do you save a dying mall? Included in the article is what a dying mall might look like
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to star in movie being described as "Armageddon underwater." Shut up and take my money
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's big big 2nd Leg UEFA Europa action, starting at 11 am, ET. Tight matches: Ajax and Warsaw tied. Spurs down one to Gent, same as Borussia MGB to Fiorentina, Celta to Shaktar, Nicosia to Bilbao. Roma / Villarreal, Sparta / Rostov and much more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you think that the best part of a bag potato chips are the crushed chip bits at the bottom, then you'll love Fail Chips - bags of pre-crushed potato chips. Super salty. Super seasoned
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials subscribing to that "definition of insanity" axiom hoping that Trump's speech to Congress won't be a rambling diatribe of insane racist street preacher thoughts, Prison Planet articles, and tin-pot dictator wet dreams
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(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to seize assets of those who plan, participate in protests that turn violent
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Known liberal, progressive activist department store Walmart warns its shoppers that Trump's "border adjustment tax" will raise prices customers pay for Walmart's goods
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wichita State Shockers start out with good ball control and reach, never have to come from behind the Aces in their unexpected and dominant return to the top 25 rankings
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pitchers are known for their hurling, but generally not before the game starts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is a live-action fan film true to the 1960's Spiderman cartoon. And it's awesome
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Firefighters forced to rain garbage down onto sidewalk as they wade through apartment of a hoarder to tackle blaze
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans already trying to turn Elizabeth Warren into face of Democratic party for 2018 elections. BOOGA BOOGA
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest's mansion damaged by fire. Investigators checking the theory that the fire started when Brian Dunkleman forgot to unplug his hot plate in the garage
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers announce discovery of 7 Earth-like planets orbiting nearby star. "Trappist-1 will live for one thousand billion years. If life is going to emerge in the system, it has all the time it needs"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr reunite to record together. Fans eagerly await new release of "When I'm 84"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Netflix to start airing new MST3K episodes in the not-too-distant future
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple shifts global marketing strategy to focus more on creating digital and regional campaigns, less on localizing big brand campaigns for global markets. Whatever the hell that means, let's just hope there's less Bono
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to pull the trigger on starting that AI company, now might be a good time
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about Faschingskrapfen in one helpful article. So if anyone ask if you give a krapfen, you can say yes
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man on 'trip of a lifetime' dies in plane crash. Well, he got that part right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Trump gives half hearted condemnation of upsurge in Anti Semitism in America at African American Museum? B.S.Spice lashes out at Anne Frank Center saying that Trump condemns hate but "it's never good enough for them".That's the joke, I guess
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Trump has turned the GOP into the party of enics, bigly. Really eugenics
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Despite anecdotal evidence of Detroit recovering thanks to wave of hipsters moving downtown and starting innovative new businesses, the data still shows serious problems for Motor City, highlighted by increasing inequality
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign website hacked because Trump is really on top of it. White House running like a smooth machine that only has some of its parts and no electricity
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Milo resigns from Breitbarto
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the Round of 16, 1st leg, 2nd half. Leverkusen & Atletico Madrid, Citeh & Monaco. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EST. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Breitbart's editor-in-chief Alex Marlow calls Milo Yiannopoulos' comments "totally indefensible." He then proceeds to defend them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you recently stayed on vacation at the Stewart Hotel in Scotland and the staff seemed a bit surly, well, more surly than Scots, there might have been a good reason for that
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trying to burn out moles from yard sets neighbor's house on fire, won't be invited to neighborhood block party
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Milo may be out of a jobo at Breitbarto
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
If the Illinois football team doesn't find a quarterback next season, they might be looking for a refund on Lovie Smith's coaching stint
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In honor of their cartography department's 75th anniversary, CIA releases a bunch of declassified maps
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank presents Swinging Through the Alphabet Part 2. Two hours of songs beginning with the letter "B", spanning 1947 through 1983
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump nominates H.R. McMaster for NSA. No word if any other Sid and Marty Kroft characters will be added to the administration
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Arthur Brown, 74, is doing a show in America for the first time since 1969, says 60s hippies didn't dig his Crazy World that ended up fathering Alice Cooper, black metal, and Lady Gaga
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(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Department of Transportation names ten sites for testing driverless cars. Still no word on testing of driverless motorcyles
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Why this Belfast teen learned the fine art of inseminating dairy cows
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
When Nintendo dug in its heels in the early '90s and refused to abandon cartridges for optical discs like every other game system, people mocked them. Twenty years later, they look like geniuses for knowing that carts will never rot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope: "Texting during meals is the start of war"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK police called to break up brawl at children's birthday party; two officers sent to hospital. Proper British understatement of the day: "It all went a little wrong"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Even though you may have sold your "smart" car, you can still control it from your phone. Sleep tight
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Immaculately preserved 1500-year-old stool unearthed in Nara ruins, measuring 35 cm long and 12 cm high. Visitors to museum will able to see a sample
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter attacked by his own opening act. In other words, Aaron Carter is still performing
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1878, Thomas Edison patents the phonograph, immediately starts working on autotune
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Apparently Kyrie Irving isn't the only person at NBA All Star Weekend who believes the Earth is flat
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(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
The March for Science is set to happen on Earth Day
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Both sides are bad so let third parties into the next Presidential Debates
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The case for a bigger ass. Difficulty: Not a Trump fluff piece (Not safe for work Ass in article)
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The first startup incubator was actually founded by Atari's Nolan Bushnell. Business tab and Geek tab raise a toast to each other
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Smartphones will soon become mobile laboratories which can monitor bone density, red blood cell levels and even predict asthma attacks as scientists repurpose phone technology such as accelerometers, camera flashes and microphones as medical tools"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The era of fake news is just getting started
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE legend Ivan Koloff, who broke Bruno Sammartino's record 8 year reign as World Champion, dead at 74. Wrestling death trifecta now complete
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart opens up about his Poop character in the Emoji movie
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Live from Kenora, ON, it's Hockey Day in Canada. Will Don Cherry wear nothing but pucks glued to him with maple syrup? Will the 1907 Stanley Cup reenactment go horribly wrong with a Wanderers win? We start with Blues/Sabres @ 1pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
State Department? We don't need no stinking State Department
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(Racked)
 
 
 
Payless Shoes to close 1,000 stores. Apparently sales have suffered since the farthest distance Americans now walk is from the couch to the refrigerator and back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man unsuccessfully stands under Walmart sign for two days hoping it will fall on him so he can sue. Should have gone to Target
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is urging the Justice Department to investigate his perceived opponents." A surprise only to an 80-year-old hermit opal miner in the Australian outback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Late into a getaway Friday, James Comey was briefing senators on Russia. They will now all get a week in Sochi as part of the time share package
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Michael Jordan. Enjoy these old photos of MJ looking really cool at MLB Spring Training
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
After the whole world waited 28 years to realize how good Kurt Warner was at quarterback, his son Kade had to join Nebraska football program as a walk-on. Why? Cause coaches don't see talent beyond a star rating
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After earning his 1,000th point, can Sidney Crosby keep it rolling against the Blue Jackets? Who will win the pillow fight between the Avs and the Hurricanes? Will the Panthers devour the Ducks? Friday Night Hockey thread, starting at 7:00 PM ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Philippines version of Donald Trump, just shorter and not orange, has now started to arrest political opponents
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
God to Earth: "Nice, stable magnetic filed you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to that"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Where is the righteous Christian indignation? And where are the bleeding-heart liberals who claim to care about the persecuted underdog?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For absolutely no reason in particular. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) has introduced legislation that all future presidential candidates must undergo a physical and mental health examination by an independent doctor who will publicly release the results
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Why the vitriol against Ivanka Trump? Much of it can likely be boiled down to jealousy. Left-leaning journalists and feminists won't admit it, but she is everything that we all aspire to be: smart, beautiful, and successful"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes/DC Comics crossover. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time has come for Trump aides to find lawyers and start cutting some deals
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
The Fark Radio Hour starts at 9pm Central. Get your requests in now. No Freebird
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This Island Earth alien Jeffrey Lord says Trump's Russia ties are "not a big deal." Sparring partner Robert Reich goes on factual tirade exposing Lord's idiocy, though he wonders why Lord has a picture of a burger on his wall
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO listening in on Donald Trump's calls to Lockheed Martin CEO
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democratic Tea Party; Now with correctly spelled signs, people who weigh less than 350lbs and supporters who have to take time off from actual jobs
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The vast majority of American workers are disengaged or indifferent, according to report. Huh, I guess I should read the article before I look at all that work email piling up
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet no longer a part of the people of Walmart
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(Daily Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
Trump: I was valedictorian of my class at Wharton. Reality: He didn't even make the honor roll
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(Collider)
 
 
 
"What I would love is for Hollywood to give money to the guys who made Meet the Spartans so they can make a Spaceballs-type spoof of the new Star Wars movies" said nobody ever
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Holy sugartits Batman, Mel Gibson is in talks to direct Suicide Squad 2
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
"City of the Dead" gets a little artistic sprucing up so the residents aren't so depressed because they live in a graveyard city
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Fethullah Gulen, charter schools, New Jersey, and Michael Flynn. A story with something for everyone to hate
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
CBC Radio personality and longtime radio host Stuart McLean has recycled his last joke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roy Orbison's son has acquired rights to the film, The Beatle Who Vanished, all about when Paul McCartney could turn invisible
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The mass beaching of whales in New Zealand in recent weeks was not just some ordinary tragedy, it was a warning that a HUGE earthquake is coming soon
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the student defeat the teacher when Tyler Bate defends the UK title against Trent Seven? Who will be Liv Morgan's mystery partner against Billie Kay and Peyton Royce? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The wall isn't even built and the Drug cartels have already found a work around: The Drug Catapult ®
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon considering ground troops for Syria within weeks as part of Trump's plan to accelerate fight against ISIS
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(Health24)
 
 
 
Blowing up balloons at a kids' birthday party can cause hearing loss if they pop. Although nowhere near as much hearing loss that's suffered if you stay through the entire party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans ask Trump to withdraw his Puzder, it's not that kind of party
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the Champions League round of 16 kicks off with PSG hosting Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund at Benfica, Bayern Munich hosting Arsenal, and Napoli at Real Madrid. Matches start at 2:45 pm ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After consulting with Putin, Trump OKs disaster relief for parts of California
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Thor and his roommate Darryl return for Team Thor: Part 2
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How Pluto got the biggest heart in the solar system. Disappointingly, the Wizard of Oz is not involved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wakes up, takes stock of his administration, and vows to start anew. Just kidding, he blames everything on fake news and re-ignites his feud with our own intelligence community. So. Tired. Of all the. Winning
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo shopping startup unveils app that lets you skip checkout and shop Michael Jackson-style -- swanning into the store, pointing to the things you'd like to buy, then swanning out to get back to your boys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump appoints an art historian to the National Security Council because nobody told him those Dan Brown books were fiction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There are no small parts, only small actors who could be cast as the new R2D2
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich conservative parties bad. Rich liberal conservative parties good
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Dear Yale. Good move on getting rid of the Calhoun building to take a stand against slave owners of the past. Let's go further and eliminate the names of all Slave owners at Yale, like the Slave Merchant it's named after for a start
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pedro Hernandez found guilty of the 1979 murder of Etan Patz, one of the first missing children pictured on milk cartons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the latest thing Trump has probably irrevocably farked up by running his mouth when he shouldn't have IS...The Court Martial of Bowe Bergdahl
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This man looks so much like Bill Belichick, he fooled Jimmy Carter. OK, bad example
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may not be a great quarterback, but he's a great human being
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As snow melts away after months of winter, backyards yield their hidden artifacts like grass, kids' toys, dog droppings, dead moose, yard tools ... Wait, what?
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses Walmart of being way too crafty with its labeling of craft beer
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
His most partisan left-wing critics paint a picture of a coming Armageddon. There are many versions of this doomsday scenario but usually it comes down to the fear that the United States of America will become the Fourth Reich
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Duke sucks at Hearthstone
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you've wanted to see a Stark sisters reunion with Arya as a werewolf, you might want to keep an eye on the next X-Men movie. Bonus: Fanart in article of Maisie Williams as Wolfsbane
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey look at this article from two weeks ago about how Steve Bannon has been trying to usurp Gen. Michael Flynn's national security portfolio and bring the NSC under political control. I wonder if that's related to anything else in the news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more Trump voters are starting to realize that this whole "minimum wage" thing was actually something they want, not an evil liberal plot. Don't worry, guys -- I'm sure Trump plans to help you
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Meet Machete, potentially the next airplane to be mounted to the Volkswagen-sized 30mm GAU-8 Avenger cannon made famous by the A-10 Warthog
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Trump: "Mark Cuban isn't smart enough to run for President." Cuban: "LOL"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fifteen years after being traded for each other, and nine teams between the two of them, Brandon Phillips and Bartolo Colon are now teammates. And the circle is complete
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(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
Forget Adele, Beyoncé and the sound-alike rap artists. John Williams just won his 23rd GRAMMY AWARD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The long feared Corn Wars may be starting thanks to Trump
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Mon February 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Star Wars" land to open at Disneyland in 2019. And just like with any of the "Star Wars" movies, fans started getting in line for the opening last Friday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Months after the leak of the "Panama Papers" Panamanian authorities get around to deciding that the law firm at the heart of the scandal was up to no good, and arrest its senior partners
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
12 million Americans have hidden a credit card or bank account from their partner. And if they were depositors with Wells Fargo, they even had accounts that were hidden from themselves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In today's delightful new conflict of interest, U.S. Coast Guard now shipping ad revenue to Breitbart
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
This week, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) starts Swinging through the Alphabet. All songs (except one) begin with the letter "A" (unless there's a "The" in front of it)
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(The New Indian Express)
 
 
 
It probably doesn't mean anything but Lockheed Martin and Boeing have pulled all their fighters out of international air shows and sales
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have long puzzled over why the Earth's iron core is hotter than the surface of the sun, but still behaves like a solid despite the high heat and they now have a theory that doesn't involve jet fuel
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(Huffington Post)
 
Boobies
 
Turns out the articles weren't all that great
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Let's start this Monday off properly with an EPL match before the Champions League starts. It is Bournemouth and Man City at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fact that they can't spell, don't know history, have tempers, constantly lie, aren't very smart, and suck at tweeting will not deter the Trump Administration; 'We will find our strength in ignorance and our stupidity will propel us to greatness'
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
As it turned out, conducting an artillery duel across the English Channel from 1940 to 1944 was not the best use of resources
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
War with Canada starts at 2pm
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After misspelling "W.E.B. DeBois" in a tweet, U.S. Department of Education apologizes, misspelling "apology"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman to Trump: STFU and GBTW. If only current Republican Congresspeople would start talking like this, stuff might actually get done
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"New Trump appointees are carrying coffee mugs with that Trump campaign slogan into meetings with foreign counterparts"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is driving the acceleration of the universe, man? Particle man wanted for questioning
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kmart, Sears shelves become even more bare as they too drop Ivanka Trump merchandise
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
UK might have to start asking directions again because of Brexit
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Numerous scientific studies confirm that using facts and reason to counter lies people want to believe never works, which tells me this article is complete bullsh*t
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos' Department of Education tweets a quote from "W.E.B. DeBois" and gets the reaction they deserve
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Revered manga artist Jiro Taniguchi, known worldwide for his gentle, artistic approach to a genre "sometimes seen as rooted in extreme violence and pornography", is dead at 69
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(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
France makes all its citizens organ donors, starts issuing motorcycles to everyone
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Marijuana home delivery starts in Oregon. Existential enlightenment in only thirty minutes or less, or your next questioning of your very reality is free
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into, Martin." "Sorry about that, Lockheed"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners have a Tiger problem. Red Devils have a Hornet infestation. Spurs at Anfield. On Sunday, Burnley host Chelsea and Swansea have Leicester. This is your weekend EPL Discussion thread. The action starts at 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how you give a cow a pedicure? Well, you start with an angle grinder
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Tennessee's problems, legislature wants to declare children conceived through artificial insemination illegitimate
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eight games are on tap highlighted by Kevin Durant's return to Oklahoma City. How will the crowd greet him in his return there? Will any of you pay attention to the other games going on? Tip-off is at 5pm ET with Clippers-Hornets starting it all
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists unearth terrifying new monster. Where? Oh you got to be kidding me
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Did you know that 15 of the most popular comic book characters started out as jokes? Turns out they were pretty good jokes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features the game of the weekend: #1 Gonzaga at #20 Saint Mary's in the Zags' most serious challenge until March Madness. Also, #2 Villanova at #25 Xavier, #15 FSU at #24 Notre Dame, and a bunch more. Action starts at Noon
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: The wall will cost $10 billion. House GOP: Um, maybe more like $15 billion. DHS: Guys, make that $22 billion, and that doesn't cover the part that goes through the mountains
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with free 2-day shipping
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, let's check in the Colorado Department of Revenue and see how that weed legalization thing has been going. Oh my...that's a lot of green
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"There is no anchor any more. At the core of the administration of the most powerful country on earth, there is, instead, madness"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty soon you'll be able to download a 50-trillion pixel satellite image of the entire planet, refreshed every day: "Every park, every rice paddy, every patch of pine and permafrost on Earth: all will be imaged anew, daily, at medium resolution"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Taking Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull as a warning, museum shuts down Shia LaBeouf art installation before he ruins everything
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The San Francisco 49ers are trying out the "having no quarterbacks" strategy right now
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
The EU is starting to make moves to take everyone's cash
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The NBA is creating its own eSports league for the NBA 2K games. Subby just remembers his glory days of betting quarters on NBA Jam
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8: no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp started connecting his houses with underground tunnels. What does the actor know that we don't know?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice denies Trump was confused by the START treaty
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nature runs its course after two people clean jewelry with gasoline in apartment while smoking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson, Kushner, and Preibus all endorsed Elliott Abrams, a conservative, highly respected expert on middle-east affairs, for State Department #2. Of course, Trump showed him the door after he learned that Elliott once spoke out against him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More proof that Trump can't read: Claims NYTimes is fakenews because they didn't say he talked to China yesterday in an article about him talking to China yesterday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos asks Twitter a question "Day 1 on the job is done, but we're only getting started. Now where do I find the pencils?" Twitter responds with predictable answers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ten artistic memoirs that we'll never get to read due to the subject's untimely passing and slow writing pace
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My coworker and I get along quite well, but he tends to sleep with married women who are unhappy. He's started dropping hints my marriage is unhappy and has upped the flirting. What's my best course of action here?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Conservative party leadership candidate seeks to disqualify opponent who he believes wants to destroy the entire party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With winter finally arriving to parts of the country, being stranded on a New Zealand beach would sound good to a lot of people right now. Not so much for 416 pilot whales
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Thu February 09, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Since Ben Affleck decided not to direct The Batman, the script - depending on who you ask - may get "a fresh start", "major rewrites" or "a completely new script"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Jellybean and Hot Dog start a detective agency as Jason Blossom patiently waits to be resurrected by Sabrina, tonight on Riverdale CW 9PM EST
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Another part of cheap Las Vegas dies: Du-Par's restaurant at the Golden Gate in Downtown Vegas closes its doors abruptly. Bleary-eyed subby stumbles to hotel room hungry after an all-nighter in the casinos
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The RV Stonehenge of Tampa Bay is being torn down. In other news, there was apparently an RV Stonehenge of Tampa Bay
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: "So what you think of START treaty?" Trump: "Hold on." [to aide] "Psst, what's the START treaty?"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB to experiment with starting extra innings with a runner on second base. Ty Cobb rolls over in his grave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After sitting out the Brexit referendum, and demanding his MPs vote for the govermment's Article 50 bill with no amendments, opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn declares "the real fight begins now"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
12th dead sea scroll cave unearthed, has something to say about the 12th tribe of Israel and the opening of the 7th seal
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Advertisers are starting to wonder why there haven't been any boycotts over their edgy Super Bowl commercials. Were they too subtle or did no one in the audience vote for the current president?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer has referred to a non-existent terror attack in Atlanta three times. This is what happens when you're staffed by the Breitbart comments section and not national security professionals
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Town has to cancel its Valentine's Day party because of a law that prohibits dancing near a church. Kevin Bacon spotted lacing up his shoes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's say Kanye West actually ran for president in 2020, as he has halfheartedly hinted he may on Twitter - and that he won. The first lady of the United States would then be Kim Kardashian." Dude, it's time to stop posting
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple promotes standard web API based on Metal as part of every 3D programmer's repertoire. Hopefully it creates an Eruption of cool browser games
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Racist senator tells channel for racists that other party is for racist clan members. Racism
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS-nominee Judge Gorsuch is disheartened by President Trump's "so-called" tweets about the judiciary. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'im
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In episode 3 of 'The Expanse,' Holden throws a tantrum. Do Earth and Mars edge closer to war? What consequences do Miller face after executing the lead protomolecule scientist? How does Amos feel about free booze? Find out tonight, 10PM ET on SyFy
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart reports that Venezuelan whistleblower is accusing the Venezuelan govt of selling Venezuelan passports, and other ID docs to Middle Easterners, including Hezbollah members. Difficulty: They cite Fake News site CNN as main source of evidence
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(The Week)
 
 
 
First sentence: "I like to think I'm a little less prone to panic than some of my liberal brethren." Remainder of article: "Trump is going to fake a terrorist attack so he can take over the world just like Hitler. EVERYBODY PANIC"
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
GoFundMe campaign started for Las Vegas Raiders; needs to raise $650 million. Already in four short days? $555
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(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How a French bartender fought the Nazis by putting on the Ritz
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(The List (UK))
 
 
 
Justice League movie to offer "complex group dynamic." For example, a majority of the team do not have mothers named Martha
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The A-10 Warthog will be singing the song of its people in support of US forces until at least 2021
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
SPOOOOOOOOOON Amazon's new The Tick series adds Yara Martinez to the cast
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Remember when someone would post a picture, and then someone would photoshop it, and someone else would change it again, and then someone else would photoshop something else to it? Me, either. But here's a picture to get you started
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You too can make $270,000 as a San Francisco transit system janitor if you spend part of your working hours hiding in a closet
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of building a border wall loaded with cold checkpoints and icy officials, why not create one that is warm and friendly and invites people to come out and play together?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's own staff is starting to worry about his disintegrating mental and emotional state. But her emails
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sotheby's is putting erotic art on the block. You've fapped to worse. (Not safe for work)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China is gearing up for WW3 for no particular reason. You know, just in case
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient earthen mounds prove humans flattened the Amazon rainforest thousands of years ago, but it recovered just fine
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stupid Spice: Trump is just reminding people that the Earth is a dangerous place. Galactus, Predator, and Borg attacks have risen 5000% since Obama took office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks celebrates Taco Tuesday birthday with his good lady wife Trisha Yearwood
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Think your driving-related puns are worthy for some freeway signs? The Arizona Department of Transportation is looking for you
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
If you have a Vizio smart TV, then Vizio knows EVERYTHING about you. What you watch, where you live and other personal data. And they've been selling the data
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology claim NOAA "manipulated climate records." Their evidence? An article from the Daily Mail
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
White Martians from the Red Planet give Kara and company the blues in The Martian Chronicles on Supergirl at 8pm ET on the CW
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spicer's daily briefing- blah blah blah. I'll never be able to look at that guy without seeing Melissa McCarthy now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Patriot's Martellus Bennett refuses to visit White House following Super Bowl victory. "It is what it is. People know how I feel about it. Just follow me on Twitter"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Trump hosted the worst Super Bowl party in history, a wedding-like affair with no booze. Bonus: he left before the Pats started their comeback (w/photo)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the sixth consecutive year, Hawaii is the happiest state. Alaska finished second. Apparently the two happiest states just happen to also be the ones farthest away from Washington, D.C
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey stolen after the game. Start checking eBay in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man's 140-pound tumor likely started as ingrown hair
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Sun February 05, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51 discussion thread: Part Deux
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(Walmart.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cartoon penis in a listing for a digital camera on Walmart.com (page is Farked, but the image is the first post in the thread)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thinking of whether to put $5 on a box at this year's Super Bowl party? A Las Vegas bettor just wagered $1.1 million on the Atlanta Falcons
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT biotech spinoff perfects process to make bacteria produce artificial sweetener. Behold the power of the free market
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently missing a quarter of season does matter, as Matt Ryan takes the NFL MVP award over a deflated Tom Brady
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, where Americans of all stripes gather together to stuff their faces, welcome to the first Snack Food Sunday thread. This week: last minute party snacks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Senate is tearing itself apart. Didn't this happen in Attack of the Clones? Isn't that how Palpatine rose to power?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Arsenal cut into Chelsea's lead? Will Liverpool get a win in February? Can Spurs fend off the Manchester teams in the standings? Can Big Sam get Palace out of the drop zone? This is your EPL Thread Matches start at 7:30 and 8:30 Sat & Sun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trumpführer resistance needs a short, catchy name. Your Pee Party suggestions to the right
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit announced, at a time they knew Trump would be wide awake, that they have denied the Department of Justice's emergency motion to lift the travel ban restraining order
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
SNL again gets top media attention after Kristen Stewart accidentally drops the F-bomb. Network fines to be imposed in 3 ... 2 ...1
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will Kristen Stewart be awkwardly wooden for the full 90 minutes? Will Alec Baldwin swoop in and save the show? Who is Alessia Cara? Live From New York, it's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"This is Walmart. We don't take kindly to diaper thieves around here." *BANG*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security: Yea, we're gonna go ahead and listen to the federal judge
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber disconnect Ovie's controller? Will the Quick deny the All-Star MVP? Will Matthews skate circles around Chara? The NHL action starts with Caps/Habs & Kings/Flyers and finishes with Coyotes/Sharks. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Darth Vader vs. Buzz Lightyear: Who Wins? You do because you get to watch this live-action video
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hartford Whalers II?
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
PJ Fleck had a big signing day with the Minnesota Gophers. He brought in three more quarterbacks to give the offense seven options next season. Maybe one of the QBs can throw the ball
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians come up with a uniquely Canadian solution to stop their own version of Trump from gaining power: They're joining the Conservative Party
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
After careful experimentation, the Portland Department of Transportation discovers that salt will melt ice. This is not a repeat from the 16th century
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you even Labor Force Participation Rate, Bro?
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Meh cartoon today, but the hover-over is priceless
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart is feeling extremely nervous about hosting SNL, but I bet she can pull this off without showing that she's feeling anything
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tonight, the USMNT takes on Jamaica in an international friendly. The big story the US isn't playing on grass. The Jamaicans are but that's beside the point. Will artificial turf help the US's scoring woes? Find out at 7:00 PM EST on FS1
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For $400 you can own this flawlessly created 1:26 scale replica of Seinfeld's apartment, giddyup
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen are starting a book club. Ok, it's more of a pamphlet club. Ok, it is a Tweet club
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You think I'm here to amuse you? You think I'm a clown? Let us answer that question in two parts, Mr. DeNiro. No. And yes
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(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
You don't have to wait for the Super Bowl to see the Super Bowl "Ghost in the Shell" trailer
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Take heart, it's now in your ground beef
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook has a 57% chance of achieving a season triple-double, but the truly insane part is comparing his relative opportunities to the Big O's legendary '62 season. Either way "he's not a point guard - he's an alien"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson conducts a sympathetic interview with white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, no doubt sizing up the Breitbart editor as a potential new host
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
At the heart of the Trump political blitzkrieg is the core belief that America has been going down the wrong path for many years and that it is urgent that the ship of state be turned around before it sinks into the vortex created by extremists
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(National Review)
 
 
 
One must ask: What is the Democratic Party about these days in the era of Trump?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a close friendship with a male coworker, and I started developing a crush on him; he's single, I'm not. I told him about it and now he won't talk to me unless it's work-related. Should I have kept my feelings to myself?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of Ivanka's first official activities as First Lady will be to attend a fancy dinner party featuring major employers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii House minority leader announces intent to leave Republican Party after being ousted for attending women's march. Thanks Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vets are seeing a lot of stoned dogs lately. Symptoms include lethargy and non-stop video game play. Also, loss of appetite which makes no sense. These dogs don't know how to party
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Isaiah Thomas now crowned the Fourth Quarter King. All bow down
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Labor Department Employees: "Hey, ya know, maybe the guy we have repeatedly fined and who refers to his own employees as 'the worst of the worst' isn't the best pick for Labor Secretary"
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(SomeHappyToBeHome)
 
 
 
FARK Radio Hour Starts at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern. Post requests in thread
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen of England uses all that land she owns to start a winery
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paranoia, backbiting, opportunism, cliques, and general ignorance of how government is supposed to operate are all part of the liberal conspiracy to make working for the Trump administration a miserable experience
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Terry Bradshaw starting to show signs of CTE
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like an abused spouse calling a party host to apologize for their partner's drunken and boorish behavior at the event, today John McCain called the Australian Ambassador " to express my unwavering support for the U.S.-Australia alliance,"
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
One never puts DOLLY PARTON and SAG in the same sentence
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Smart does not meet sexy here as these are the worst Super Bowl commercials ever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stuart Smalley shreds Grandpa Munster during Senate debate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos calls Berkeley riots 'ironic and self-defeating,' having correctly identified the Democratic party strategy for the past eight years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Treasury Department eases economic sanctions against Russia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN interviewed Steve Bannon's former writing partner, and things were going well until she was asked a question and started to answer, froze, and then fled, never to return
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Who's next, Switzerland?" The internet cannot fathom how Trump started an attack on Australia. Never mess with criminal descendants
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let us all give a toast to the bartender's handshake
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Day 12: Trump stops an infant from getting life-saving open heart surgery
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(Groundhog.org)
 
 
 
Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today as America finds out whether there will be six more weeks of winter by pulling a rodent out of a hole on Groundhog Day. Live stream starting at 6 AM
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bumbling Diamondbacks GM Dave Stewart is back to his old job as player agent, threatens to take talents of free-agent slugger Chris Carter to Japan if MLB teams continue refusing Carter at requested salary. "I get it"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Companies starting to realize they've been wasting half their talent on answering the phone and fetching coffee
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nintendo crows that Super Mario Run for iOS, its first mobile smartphone game, has reached 78 million downloads globally and $53 million in revenue, as whopping 5 percent of downloaders opt to shell out $10 in-app to unlock full functionality
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Journalist Walter Rhett posits a rational approach to the new administration will yield bilateral harmony on key issues, particularly purportedly tense race relations
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Bannon and Trump start a war on breastfeeding
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Farkers are actually an elite paramilitary unit designed to thwart the ambitions of petty tyrants everywhere with Caturday their secret weapon of mass annihilation
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Eating ice cream for breakfast makes you smarter and more alert. SCIENCE
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart's resident troll Milo announces his "Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant" offering college tuition grants to provide college funding assistance to white males
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Ignore the article in The Atlantic which was full of "Alternative Facts", look at the correction at the end of the article which Corrected every single statement in the article that they still left up
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(Some Dry Guy)
 
 
 
Dove antiperspirant starts new '#AlternativeFacts' ad campaign. "Our product can plan your next holiday at a competitive rate, increases your IQ by 40 points, and knows a guy that can get you on the guest list"
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Apple sold five Macs last quarter, generating a record profit of 7.2B
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers that commando cartwheels are not OK
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medals for 2020 Olympic games will be created in part by the people of Japan. Will also have WiFi, Bluetooth, and 5G capabilities
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's start drinking early since we didn't last Friday Afternoon. Little Bailey's in the coffee, maybe a mimosa, This is YOUR last Friday's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"It's vindictive chaos," Jon Stewart says of Donald Trump's presidency in his first post-election appearance with Stephen Colbert
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Wait til they get to "Letters From The Earth"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not stolen parts / But weed instead / Has sealed your fate / You'll soon be dead .... Burma (oops, Myanmar) Shave
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The little people at the State Department are revolting
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How are Spartans like Nittany Lions?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regardless on whether it is legal or not, what kind of contest would you like to participate in or at least watch?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a weekend of FA Cup matches, we get back to the business at hand in the EPL. Biggest match: Liverpool vs Chelsea Who cares: Swansea vs Saints Pudding proof: Stoke & Everton Most potential: Cherries & Eagles. Matches start 2:45 ET Tues & Wed
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party strikes again
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
James Cameron has finished writing 'Avatar' sequels and is ready to start shooting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of bipartisanship, Republicans admit they are just as in the dark over Trump's decisions as Democrats
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite Russia beginning to recover from economic recession, poverty rate is still soaring and only 10 of 85 regions are financially stable (long, but very interesting article)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leopold the cat vs. tiny drone in apartment match to the death
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Neighbors at war over manure pile visible on Google Earth. The annual summer block party is going to be awkward this year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU didn't ask for the divorce from the UK; it really wants to work things out and believes it can keep the union strong and even give some concessions. But if not, as the aggrieved party, the EU will ask for a £500 billion divorce settlement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm half-Latina, my mother full-blooded. My father is white. At Thanksgiving, I was having a discussion with another relative when my dad's aunt called me a Communist and started chanting 'Build that wall.' Should I write her off?"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe with everything going on these days, but 10 years ago today the city of Boston was completely terrorized by Lite-Brites with a cartoon figure giving people the finger. Yes, it was the Great Mooninite Panic of 2007
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article asks "Was anything on Mariah Carey's reality show real?" Sure...the commercials
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smart cetacean
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Livewire has escaped incarceration and Kara's attempt to recapture her is derailed by the patriarchy. Meanwhile, Ms. Martian returns but is immediately shoved into a refrigerator. (CW 8ET)
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like you did to your siblings, the Earth is farting on the Moon
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(Variety)
 
 
 
After $1B loss in just one quarter, Sony says it's not for sale. No one was interested in buying before, but now I'm intrigued
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Huh, we're about to start playing Fallout: The Home Game
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hairstyle is making you look old. Well, that and the wrinkles. Oh, and your taste in clothes. Sad. And don't even get me started about that so-called music you like. Jeez
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
State Department going rogue, activating Dissent Channel over Trump's immigration order
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a look into the super-secure Royal Mint coinage plant in Wales where the UK's new ass pound coin is being manufactured, along with existing ass pence, ass shillings and ass farthings
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hungry penguins are ensuring the code in your smart car won't crash. Here comes the science
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