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Headlines matching 'arrests'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Telegraph) Stupid Feds win another battle in the war on file sharing as BTJunkie voluntarily shuts down  (telegraph.co.uk) (125)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Interesting Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather  (clickondetroit.com) (17)


Thu February 02, 2012
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Superficial) Cool Steve-O prepares for his next stunt ... to see how fast he can nail Elisabetta Canalis  (thesuperficial.com) (31)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Asheville Citizen Times) Dumbass You know that cellphone I stole from your car? I'll sell it back to you. Also, do you wanna buy some weed?  (citizen-times.com) (7)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Strange Man who was arrested by police for robbing a police officer at knifepoint and fleeing capture while naked tells judge that he can't be prosecuted because he was possessed by something "joyriding" in his body  (abc.net.au) (30)
(KATC.com) Scary Drunk driver fish-tails on Interstate 10 in Louisiana, swerves into the opposite lane, causes multi-truck pileup, staggers around, resists arrest and gets tasered. The Aristocrats  (katc.com) (29)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Houston Press) Sad Experts say to expect more arrests of people shoving steak down their pants as meat prices skyrocket this year  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)
(New Haven Register) Dumbass Feds arrest four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for racial profiling in pre-dawn raid. Includes bonus video of the officers arresting a white reverend for filming them  (nhregister.com) (76)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Canada.com) Dumbass Vancouver police arrest wrong suspect, then arrest correct suspect, then let him go when they realize no crime took place  (canada.com) (33)
(ESPN) Followup If you're going to teabag an unconscious LSU fan after your team just won the National Championship, don't record it and put it online. Teabagging, while hilarious, is what other less-funny people like to call "sexual assault"  (espn.go.com) (133)
(Some Guy) Fail Protip: The police will not arrest the ghost you blamed for beating your wife, they will arrest you  (thenorthwestern.com) (19)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Followup Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months  (abcnews.go.com) (14)


Thu January 12, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: After stealing baseball and sports memorabilia, don't offer to sell them back to the person you stole them from in the first place  (tampabay.com) (9)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Cops arrest a 25-year-old for writing, 'Justice Equals Liberty' on a sidewalk. In chalk. "Obviously, he had to be stopped"  (orlandosentinel.com) (100)
(NJ.com) Strange Police nab 5-man "Ocean's 11 Gang," suspected of burglarizing 15 homes and not being very good at counting  (nj.com) (25)
(WTOP) Ironic Friendly basketball game results in fight, pepper spray, five arrests  (wtop.com) (23)


Thu January 05, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine And if elected to office as one of the country's youngest public officials, I pledge to throw a brick through my ex-girlfriend's window and slip out of handcuffs during an alcohol-related arrest  (myfoxdc.com) (63)


Wed January 04, 2012
(UPI) Sad Andy Dick says 2012 will 'be big' for him ... so be watching for big arrests, big lawsuits, big headlines  (upi.com) (36)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Telegram) Dumbass "Hello, Police? Yeah, could you come and arrest this guy who beat me up because he saw kiddie porn on my cellphone? Kthx"  (telegram.com) (34)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Protip: If you're already on probation for cockfighting, avoid going to the post office to pick up deliveries of live roosters  (palmbeachpost.com) (17)


Tue December 27, 2011
(WLKY) Dumbass Police arrest intoxicated man at AA meeting. Dude, you're doing it wrong ... way wrong  (wlky.com) (84)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming, eleven crocodiles snapping, ten lords...wait, what?  (dailymail.co.uk) (8)


Tue December 20, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Louisiana Walmart introduces handicap scooter bumper car competition to spice up the early-morning hours at the store  (thesmokinggun.com) (29)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Quad City Times) Fail Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter  (qctimes.com) (25)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Oregon Live) Dumbass If police arrest you for assault with a "lightsaber" at Toys R Us, strong with you, the Force is not  (oregonlive.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Florida Daddy says: "My son is not that kind of a person." TFA says: "... other arrests were on charges of burglary, car theft, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, drug possession and resisting arrest." Bonus: DRT  (news4jax.com) (116)
(Some Guy) Dumbass 'Pocket dialed' 911 call leads to easy arrest of two thieves  (host.madison.com) (17)
(ABC) Amusing Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?  (abcnews.go.com) (94)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Telegraph) Unlikely Tired of corruption, beatings and arrests, villagers chase out government officials and set up local democratic rule. The Arab Spring marches o... huh whut? no way. China?  (telegraph.co.uk) (66)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Strange Authorities arrest 3 Chinese men in Cologne after finding 100 snakes, 70 tortoises, and 20 neon-colored frogs in their hotel room; are unsure whether they are animal dealers or had just ordered room service  (thelocal.de) (33)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Sleep easy tonight, Florida. Instead of catching murderers the police are cracking down on pizza flyer deliveries  (orlandosentinel.com) (39)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Manatee) Misc Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline   (myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com) (478)
(SLTrib) Followup Federal Aviation Administrator chief Randy Babbitt downgraded from FAA to AA  (sltrib.com) (19)


Mon December 05, 2011
(TC Palm) Florida Woman bends over and dares man to slap her monster badonkadonk on crowded street, prompting screwdriver attacks and arrests. With pics  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (123)
(CBS News) Unlikely Amnesty International joins Switzerland in calling for the arrest of George W. Bush for war crimes. Why does the world hate America? Oh, right  (cbsnews.com) (335)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The Raw Story) Asinine When Alabama arrested one foreign car executive under its new immigration law, that might have been a fluke. But now they've gone and done it again  (rawstory.com) (176)
(Some Guy) Dumbass What has two thumbs, a hooker, and really wishes 411 and 911 weren't so similar? This guy  (wwaytv3.com) (41)


Wed November 30, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: If you were involved in a fatal hit and run, and got away with it, don't call the cops on your boyfriend and try to have him arrested. It never works out well  (tampabay.com) (30)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Alabama enticed Mercedes Benz to build a plant in their state but then arrests their German executives under their new tough immigration laws  (timesfreepress.com) (289)
(Some Guy) Interesting The holiday season is officially here now that cops have made their first arrest of someone carrying gift-wrapped packages of marijuana  (kitsapsun.com) (45)


Thu November 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Hey Farkers, a random Internet chatroom comment led to Sandusky's arrest. So all the time we spend here is useful after all  (content.usatoday.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Strange Fark-ready headline: "Brave grandma arrests robber with his penis"  (ghanaweb.com) (36)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Handcuffed woman gives cops the slip. Twice  (saljournal.com) (19)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Atlantic) Asinine Reporter: Hi, I'm a reporter, this is my press pass, and I'm here to cover OWS. Police: You are under arrest for defying the media blackout *whack, whack, whack, whack* (with video)  (theatlantic.com) (360)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Nola.com) Strange Court employee fired after arrest for crimes against nature. No word yet on whether that means illegal disposal of motor oil or sex with a goat  (nola.com) (43)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Arrests of illegal immigrants down 43% on Arizona border, a significant drop that indicates the Arizona illegal immigration law is working  (suntimes.com) (191)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Everything went downhill when she asked the cop to arrest her mailbox  (sun-sentinel.com) (41)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Dumbass Authorities match up sex offender's ankle monitor GPS coordinates and the location of three reports of indecent exposure, consider also charging him with assault for giving his lawyer a migrane  (cbsatlanta.com) (8)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Nashville Scene) Asinine Not news: Occupy protester gets arrested. News: "Protester" was working member of the media covering the protest. Fark: Arrest captured on video, including officer saying "charge this one for resisting arrest"  (nashvillescene.com) (247)


Mon October 31, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Amusing When superheroes go bad; police arrest The Shoveler  (signonsandiego.com) (24)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Nashville Scene) Asinine TN Governor: "We can't tell the difference between Occupy Nashville and the homeless, so let's arrest them all"  (nashvillescene.com) (374)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WBALTV) Dumbass Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved  (wbaltv.com) (76)
(WMCTV) Strange Raccoon cooking leads to meth maker's arrest. Where's the Tennessee tag?  (midtown.wmctv.com) (39)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Ohio police arrest woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels after a harrowing 128 mph high-speed police chase. Sounds like Subby's kind of woman, crazy, almost naked and fast  (cleveland.cbslocal.com) (102)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)
(LA Times) Scary Never you mind that loaded gun, that bottle looks like it's over three ounces. ARREST THAT MAN  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (68)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Oregon Live) Dumbass Hey Mr. Policeman, check out my UHH OHHHHH why are you arresting me? I'M ONE OF THE 420%  (oregonlive.com) (71)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword  (bellinghamherald.com) (155)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly "Wet Cement Fight Ends in Arrests." And, hopefully, a hosedown  (localnews8.com) (23)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Wave3) Dumbass The actions of a douchebag: he steals from a church. The photo of a douchebag: he cheeses in his mug shot  (wave3.com) (121)

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