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Tue March 09, 2010
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(Herald-Leader) Asinine Two idiots in a fraternity at submitter's Alma Mater allegedly wrapped some kid in TP and set him on fire. What was the stupidest thing you ever did in college? Bonus: look at the smirk on their mugshots  (kentucky.com) (319)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Mlive.com) Amusing Actual headline: Man arrested after shooting up hotel room in Albion, putting alarm clock in microwave and leaving note saying 'God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion'  (mlive.com) (68)

Mon February 22, 2010
(WIVB) Amusing Man arrested for repeatedly attempting to breakdance. "He wore a large diamond buckle, causing extensive gouging damage to hardwood floors"  (wivb.com) (83)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Commercial Appeal) Stupid The first rule of Chuck E. Cheese fight club is don't ask about the vending machine  (commercialappeal.com) (62)

Tue February 09, 2010
(Gothamist) Video While waiting to be arraigned on a murder charge, it probably won't help your case to tell gathered reporters "I was high as a motherf*cker when I did it" and "It's hard out here for a pimp"  (gothamist.com) (26)

Fri January 29, 2010
(LA Times) Strange Businessman indicted after investigators seize endangered elephant ivory from donut shop. Unknown if cops also confiscated bearclaws  (latimes.com) (15)

Sun January 24, 2010
(New York Daily News) Stupid In Mayor Bloomberg's new, healthier NYC, you can spend five days in jail for possession of candy  (nydailynews.com) (87)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing Laurel and Hardy jailed for drugs, find themselves pickled in a nice kettle of fish  (citizensvoice.com) (41)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Miami Herald) Florida Grandmother spends 15 days in jail because everyone forgot she was there  (miamiherald.com) (62)

Thu December 03, 2009
(PhillyBurbs) Dumbass Unarmed, naked man stands in his yard, threatens to kill cops with his extreme naked-fu  (phillyburbs.com) (24)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Seacoastonline.com) Dumbass After four years, Quentin got up the nerve to ask out one of the eighth-grade girls he saw on the bus. Might've gone over better if he wasn't sixty  (seacoastonline.com) (60)

Mon November 23, 2009
(Austin Daily Herald) Amusing Grandparents are cool because they let you do things mom and dad won't. Like, say, hanging onto the luggage rack of a Ford Escort while they do drunken donuts on the lawn  (austindailyherald.com) (74)

Mon November 16, 2009
(Rutland Herald) Dumbass Salmon apologizes for driving drunk, admits it was a crappie thing to do  (rutlandherald.com) (76)

Sat November 14, 2009
(News-Times) Stupid Middle school teacher resigns job she held for 22 years, after she's caught stealing small amounts of money from other teachers' purses. Must have needed it - her job only paid $95,000 a year  (newstimes.com) (83)

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