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Headlines matching 'arm'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (127)
(Boston.com) Spiffy For the first time in over 300 years England once again has a Prince of Wales who is capable of leading a charge of armored cavalry- AIR Cavalry that is  (boston.com) (93)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad The pilot of thoroughbred horse racing drama Luck on HBO was missing the traditional ASPCA "no animals were harmed during the filming of this program" blessing. PETA thought you ought to know there's a reason for that  (insidetv.ew.com) (86)
(Some Guy) Hero Raw footage of a dog being rescued from icy, frozen river will warm you inside  (big106.com) (42)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Ironic Global warming may be responsible for frigid conditions in Europe. Wait, what?  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (406)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Heroes: How elite special forces armed to their teeth busted into Kim Dotcom's family mansion to capture two kids, one baby, two Filipino nannies, a woman and one clumsy meganerd  (gizmodo.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Interesting If one of your coworkers doesn't come back from a smoke break, don't be alarmed  (thestatecolumn.com) (27)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Fox News) Amusing Enterprising young entrepreneur sells pot brownies to her 8th grade classmates for three dollars per brownie. That's even cheaper than Pepperidge Farms  (foxnews.com) (80)


Sat February 04, 2012
(ABC) Amusing Newt Gingrich's new insults for Mitt Romney are "Rich Guy" and "Little Food Stamp", which is almost charming, actually  (abcnews.go.com) (109)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Scary Rabid 900-pound cow attacks Georgia farmer. Okay, okay, we'll eat more chicken  (wrcbtv.com) (39)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Senators swarm to bill banning insider trading and play "Who's more ethical?"  (washingtonpost.com) (104)
(Buzzfeed) Cool A look at how classic cereal boxes have changed over the years. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was even creepier in 1963 than he is today  (buzzfeed.com) (333)
(Mother Nature Network) Strange How hardcore are bears? They're purposely killing themselves to protest the horror of bile farms  (mnn.com) (203)
(Guardian) Cool Turns out there's no Global Warming - it was some guy stealing all the ice  (guardian.co.uk) (101)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Boston.com) PSA Pfizer advising pharmacies to pull-out contraception  (boston.com) (42)
(Wired) Strange US Army develops new method for dealing with overweight soldiers: injecting them with more fat  (wired.com) (66)
(USA Today) Followup Salvation Army kettles collect a record $147 million at Christmas as people apparently will pay whatever it takes to stop the constant bell ringing  (content.usatoday.com) (11)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"  (palmbeachpost.com) (25)
(Science Daily) Spiffy Not to alarm anyone, but deep space particles are invading the solar system. And they're definitely not self-assembling near Jupiter into an autonomous, horrifying death ship of staggering power  (sciencedaily.com) (28)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Old man decides his car needs a good cleaning after driving through the farmers market  (liveleak.com) (21)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CBC) Scary So while we're all talking about global warming, Canada didn't have a winter this year  (cbc.ca) (350)
(HitFix) Asinine Movie studio realizes that the only way a movie about Stretch Armstrong could be a worse idea was if Taylor Lautner was the lead  (hitfix.com) (39)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Discover) Fail Scientists determine global warming caused by the Wall Street Journal's and Daily Mail's pants being on fire  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (460)
(Fark) FarkParty NorCal Vegas Liver Warm-Up party: Friday, Feb 24th, location TBD. Drew will be there  (fark.com) (9)
(Smh.com.au) Followup Facebook IPO predicted to raise $10 billion. Mark Zuckerberg immediately eyes 25 million new acres of fake farm land  (smh.com.au) (42)
(CTV) Scary Not saying there is any need to panic or anything, but apparently just using one arm to measure blood pressure COULD END UP KILLING YOU  (edmonton.ctv.ca) (61)
(LiveLeak) Cool How do U.S. Army troops boost morale during long Afghan winters? With a little naked sledding (not really sfw)  (liveleak.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Obvious Crowd gathers in North Carolina for chance at sexual chocolate beer. "I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag"  (wdam.com) (46)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Philly.com) Interesting Philadelphia city council puzzled at lukewarm reception to its "Have another drink for the kids" proposal  (philly.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Cool Ohh, Global warming not scary enough for you? It bores you? Well how about FREEZING TO DEATH IN A NEW ICE AGE? There, that ought to keep 'em in line. Now where's my research grant?  (dailymail.co.uk) (394)
(Some Guy) Cool I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off... wait a minute, are you just holding on to the can??  (wwlp.com) (54)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting If you're wondering how it feels to live in a house made out of paper currency, he said that it's quite warm inside: "Whatever you say about the Euro, it's a great insulator"  (news.yahoo.com) (22)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (263)
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)
(Fark) FarkParty Northern Kentucky Vegas Warm-Up Party - January 28 - Molly Malone's Irish Pub  (fark.com) (119)
(LA Times) Cool Warm winter weather covers most of the lower 48. Al Gore quickly trying to blame oil companies for "Arctic Oscillation"  (latimes.com) (216)


Fri January 27, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting The newest popular hairstyle is based on Boardwalk Empire's Jimmy Darmody: Close on the sides, long and combed back on top, gaping exit wound in the back  (articles.latimes.com) (31)


Thu January 26, 2012
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)
(Reuters) Interesting Armie Hammer busted for pot possession. Navie Screwdriver and Coast Gard Wrench look around nervously  (reuters.com) (36)


Wed January 25, 2012
(SportsGrid) Dumbass ... so here's an armed robber with a plush Harry the Husky hat  (sportsgrid.com) (12)
(NYPost) Fail All of the Knicks players who scored more than one point in last night's game please rise. Not so fast, Carmelo  (nypost.com) (27)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Please refrain from donating grenades to the Salvation Army  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman born without arms due to Thalidomide becomes the British Paralympic team masseuse. I love happy endings  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Followers of deposed dictator Gaddafi retake several cities and towns and force the new Libyan army into retreat in some areas. Well that worked out well  (reuters.com) (57)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Mexican drug cartels are utilizing blind mules as a means to smuggle drugs into the US, plow oddly shaped farmland  (cnn.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Florida "I just wanted to help the little guy. It was cold and I didn't want to see it left outdoors. I wasn't going to harm him. I just wanted to nurse him back to good health"  (ocala.com) (99)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Critical of Seattleites in the snow? This reporter would like to invite you to have a nice warm cup of STFU  (king5.com) (203)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Independent) Ironic Cops discover marijuana farm after exhaustive search just yards from the police station  (independent.co.uk) (35)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News once again tips their hat to FARK, this time for the colorful story of a farmer and a spray painted hawk  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Yahoo) Asinine US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Fausto Carmona no longer to pitch for the Cleveland Indians. Technically he never has  (cleveland.sbnation.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Stupid Rick Santorum Defends SOPA: "Your free speech rights can be incredibly harmful to someone else." You mean like when everyone uses their free speech to say, "You're out the race, Santorum"?  (networkedblogs.com) (138)
(SFGate) Dumbass Dallas Mavericks assistant coach Darrell Armstrong discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas  (sfgate.com) (4)
(NewsMiner) Interesting Alaska dog race cancelled due to too much Global Warming  (newsminer.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Amusing Early candidate for Ultimate Prankster 2012: Farmer admits to spray painting hawks pinkish-red before releasing them just to trick bird watchers into thinking they've discovered a new species  (heraldsun.com.au) (76)
(KRQE News) Amusing Fark ready headline: Pecan farmers on alert for nut rustlers  (krqe.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Amusing January 19 is National Popcorn Day so Your Candidate sucks, Apple products rule, global warming is a myth, declawing pitbulls should be outlawed, and circumcision ought to be mandatory  (popcorn.org) (131)
(Some Guy) Sappy Cops responding to 911 call from animal shelter find puppy named Tennille chewing alarm wires. Puppy adopted by another cop. Bonus: Puppy's brother is named Captain  (duluthnewstribune.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother sues Disney Channel after she was spanked by warm-up comedian during taping of Good Luck Charlie (with unfortunate/awkward picture of said comedian)  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Strange New Zealand farmers wants sheep shagging to be the next big Olympic sport. Did I say shagging? I meant shearing. Honestly  (stuff.co.nz) (4)
(YouTube) Unlikely Anyone who's ever had to deal with a drunk guy at a party knows how annoying they can be. But it's even worse when you're trying to commit armed robbery  (youtube.com) (7)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Ohio.com) Hero Barber with enormous balls refuses demands and dares armed robber to shoot him. The robber obliged, but the gun had other ideas  (ohio.com) (99)
(Daily Mail) Scary Cameron Diaz is a recent graduate of Madonna's School of Scaring the Shiat out of Everyone with Your Freakish Arms  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)
(The New York Times) Silly India guesses at birthdate of army chief, approximates international borders, ensures world nuclear codes more or less secure  (nytimes.com) (21)
(Some Comic Book Guy) Scary Local TV Station to broadcast expose on sex, gore, and violence in comic books, and how it will harm your children. This is not a repeat from 1954. Fredric Wertham laughs while George Santayana weeps  (comicsdc.blogspot.com) (67)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Bloomberg) Scary There is so much natural gas in pipelines and in storage that the whole system might totally explode. Sleep tight, and stay warm  (bloomberg.com) (98)
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Brit accused of harassing his German neighbor with the theme from Dad's Army. If he'd just watched Fawlty Towers, he would have known not to mention the war  (mirror.co.uk) (47)
(IGN) Silly Ten movie posters that completely lied about the film. Aw, My Girl sure looks heartwarming  (movies.ign.com) (125)
(First Coast News) Sappy Meet the 145-pound baby that is sure to warm your heart   (jacksonvillenorthestates.firstcoastnews.com) (20)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Scientific American) Interesting What's Causing One of the Driest, Warmest Winters in History? Here comes the Scientific American  (scientificamerican.com) (126)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Wait a minute. You mean in real life terrorists really do attach cheap plastic alarm clocks to their bombs?  (asiaone.com) (58)
(YouTube) Scary Not to alarm anyone, but the robots are planning to put us in zoos, you know, for our protection. No mention of stealing old people's medicine  (youtube.com) (17)
(NPR) Unlikely Today's news story that is definitely not propaganda planted by the DEA as part of the War on Drugs: "Woman Injects 'Bath Salts,' Loses Arm To Flesh-Eating Bacteria"  (npr.org) (179)


Fri January 13, 2012
(AL.com) Sappy Nice: 7-year old boy loves to swim. Cool: He swims competitively and is a finalist for national prize. Fark: He has no legs and only one arm  (blog.al.com) (62)
(Buzzfeed) Asinine Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"  (buzzfeed.com) (125)


Thu January 12, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious Oy. Freunlaven. Jerry Lewis retires with the hurting and the earmarks and the redistricting and the thing. Oh, Dean... Dean  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (22)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Actual question: Will Hispanics warm to Romney? Better question: Will humans warm to Romney?  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (57)
(CSMonitor) Interesting U.S. Army chaplains fingered for military sexual assaults  (csmonitor.com) (55)


Tue January 10, 2012
(FilmDrunk) Silly Armond White takes his trolling to the New York Film Critics Circle Awards, keeps shouting "THE GOOD SHEPHERD" at Robert De Niro  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (41)


Mon January 09, 2012
(G4TV) Amusing Iron Man's latest armor is immune to paperclip bullets  (g4tv.com) (15)
(BBC) Followup Global warming, as it turns out, is AWESOME  (bbc.co.uk) (235)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Vietnam News Agency) Interesting Farmer unearths ancient bronze drum that was beaten by Dongs. Impressive. Ouch, but impressive   (vietnamnews.vnagency.com.vn) (11)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Cool For sale: One slightly used nuclear bomb-proof space station in Carmel Valley, California. For only $4.2 million you can get great TV reception and still have a basement that will withstand a five-megaton nuclear blast. Serious inquiries only  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (84)
(NYPost) Obvious The case for harmonious lock-step authoritarian group-think  (nypost.com) (28)
(La Crosse Tribune) Dumbass Want to convince a judge that you can't move your arms? Don't do pushups in your jail cell, idiot  (lacrossetribune.com) (20)


Wed January 04, 2012
(BBC) Cool Spider-worm, Spider-worm, modified by a science firm. Spins a web, super-strong. Can be farmed, all year long. Watch out, here comes the Spider-worm  (bbc.co.uk) (53)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The New York Observer) Stupid James Franco has sold his first novel to Amazon.com's publishing arm. It will basically be a story about how James Franco became James Franco and got famous by playing James Franco and no one else  (observer.com) (32)
(The New York Times) PSA Embattled Sears hires former Brookstone CEO. Because if anyone can convince people to buy useless crap like USB-powered nose hair trimmers with integrated coffee mug warmer, it's Brookstone  (nytimes.com) (42)
(TC Palm) Florida There are appropriate places to use for passing gas and urinating. A crowded hospital waiting room with an armed guard is not one of them  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (32)


Mon January 02, 2012
(TSN) Interesting Dupuis, or not Dupuis: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the injuries and lousy play of a mediocre forward, or to take arms against a scoring drought, and by waiving end it  (tsn.ca) (21)
(CBS News) Scary That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo  (cbsnews.com) (246)


Sun January 01, 2012
(NYPost) Scary Global Warming pushes back start of NHL Winter Classic. Tens of fans devastated  (nypost.com) (88)
(YouTube) Cool Happy New Year, everyone. Once again, here's Dan Fogelberg's classic, heartwarming tune Same Old Lang Syne...reenacted by Legos  (youtube.com) (10)


Sat December 31, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Those organic, small farm, free-range tomatoes you just paid $7.99 a pound for? Yeah, about those  (nytimes.com) (209)


Fri December 30, 2011
(clatl.com) Amusing "CL's round-up of readers' Halloween costumes warmed your hearts. And, for some odd reason, landed on Fark's homepage three weeks later." Thank John Fitzgerald Page, but he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes (Item #2)  (clatl.com) (0)
(Telegraph) Followup Close inspection of official photographs reveals North Korea's secret army of giant soldiers. Difficulty: Apparently not Photoshopped  (telegraph.co.uk) (31)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Philips and GE want every hospital patient hooked up to an expensive, oversensitive heart monitor screaming false alarms to overworked nurses  (boston.com) (86)
(BBC) Scary US Army unveils helicopter drones, says it works well as long as you keep it charged and don't fly it into the ceiling and walls too much  (bbc.co.uk) (60)
(Some Guy) Stupid After armed robbery and two shootings, cops are asking: Do you recognise this butt cleavage?  (couriermail.com.au) (43)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Amusing In this most joyous of seasons, here comes the heart-warming story of the love between a crocodile called Elvis and his lawn mower  (smh.com.au) (22)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I have HAD IT with these melon farming snakes in my melon farming suitcase  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)


Mon December 26, 2011
(ABC) Cool 96-year old army vet has been donating blood since he was 21. How much blood have you donated?  (abcnews.go.com) (275)


Sat December 24, 2011
(LA Times) Unlikely "Mall's ban on Salvation Army bell-ringing saddens shoppers"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (115)
(Marketwatch) Interesting Initial jobless claims are lowest since April 2008, will rise again after all Salvation Army bells are finally turned in  (marketwatch.com) (23)
(ABC) Hero As if he had to remind everyone that he's a badass, Santa Claus pulls a man from a burning car THEN directs traffic around the flames to help keep passing motorists and pedestrians out of harm's way  (abcnews.go.com) (18)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Q: What do you call a guy who finished last in medical school? A: Better qualified than some of the hacks running around in Army hospitals  (cnn.com) (83)
(GovWin) Interesting Get last-minute gift ideas from the Army's PEO Soldier Portfolio, or if you prefer, a printable calendar from the National Counterterrorism Center  (govwin.com) (14)
(Slate) Dumbass Old and Busted: A kanji symbol tattoo that actually means 'stupid gaijin'. New Hotness: A QR code tattoo that redirects your arm to a porn site  (slate.com) (20)
(Philly.com) Strange Man awarded $4 million for overdosing on drugs stolen from a pharmacy. Is this a great country, or what?  (philly.com) (155)
(NPR) Obvious What time is it when the leading "fact checker" declares its "Lie of the Year" comes from a liberal? Why, it's time to begin questioning whether "fact checkers" do more harm than good, of course  (npr.org) (395)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy Animals wearing yarmulkes  (buzzfeed.com) (72)
(woodtv.com) Cool Grandma knits 300 scarves for school. This is comforting. This is warmness. THIS... IS... NECKWEAAAAAAAAAAAAR  (woodtv.com) (29)


Wed December 21, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Bradley Manning's Klinger photos ignored by army, now hotlips on prison radar for hawkeye pierce  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (112)
(NPR) Cool Angry Birds: London Philharmonic edition  (npr.org) (20)


Mon December 19, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Interesting Meet Kim Jong Chul, the son of Kim Jong Il that was "too soft and feminine" to be the next Dear Leader, meaning he has a knack for writing poetry about how the world should be free of nukes and we should all live in harmony  (iheartchaos.com) (100)
(Slate) Silly How Nerf went from a purveyor of fun foam toys to the "leading kiddie arms dealer"  (slate.com) (313)
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)


Sun December 18, 2011
(MSNBC) Spiffy I'll see your gold coin dropped into a Salvation Army kettle and raise you with a $2,000 diamond ring  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (59)
(Daily Mail) Scary Man who died after getting arm caught in food grinder identified as anon hummus  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Christmas greetings don't get any warmer than Teddy the Talking Porcupine's  (youtube.com) (13)
(Washington Post) Dumbass FBI swept a probe of Gingrich's involvement in an illegal $10 million arms deal under the rug. The FOIA is there  (washingtonpost.com) (75)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Putin puts a Playboy model in the Parliament. If this doesn't get more young people involved in politics, then it at least will wear out the arms of all the other male MPs  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)
(Yahoo) Spiffy It's time again for gold coins to mysteriously start showing up in Salvation Army kettles. Thank you, Pennsylvania  (news.yahoo.com) (79)
(News.com.au) Obvious Psychologist says dangerous older drivers can be identified by how poorly they navigate through a maze with a pencil -- much like a Farmer's Market with a car  (news.com.au) (20)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting JetBlue paying $1.03 billion for 86 Pratt & Whitney jet engines. Officials say customers should notice substantially less noise while waiting five hours to get off the tarmac  (businessweek.com) (8)
(ABC) Obvious Today's Ric Romero media fearmongering story: Video voyeurs are hiding cameras in dressing rooms and public bathrooms  (abcnews.go.com) (31)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada  (gizmodo.com) (94)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Atlantic) Stupid Mooove over, housing bubble. The new real estate bubble is in farmland  (theatlantic.com) (40)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting The Global Warming religion is on its deathbed and may never be heard from again as it slides towards the grave due to lack of donations from the faithful  (republicanassemblies.org) (305)
(Miami Herald) Spiffy Christian evangelist climate change scientist doesn't believe in global warming... because "belief" is faith in things not supported by facts  (miamiherald.com) (410)
(Washington Post) Scary Living on a former US Army chemical warfare testing range is great up until your feet turn black  (washingtonpost.com) (50)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"  (duluthnewstribune.com) (50)
(ESPN) Interesting What, you thought the college football regular season was over? It ain't over 'till Army and Navy play. Plus actual college football PLAYOFF games to round out a college football Saturday (Army-Navy 2:30 PM Eastern, CBS)  (espn.go.com) (220)
(WJAC) Misc Six-alarm fire destroys Punxsutawney Hotel. Local weatherman sought for questioning, last seen driving on railroad tracks  (wjactv.com) (59)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass 1) Make false alarm call to 911. 2) Rob empty firehouse C) Prof.... er - Get caught by returning firemen  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (27)
(ESPN) Interesting MLB's new media dress code bans visible undergarments, tank tops, muscle shirts, short skirts. Among those not allowed in dugouts or locker room are Popeye, Lady Gaga, Superman  (espn.go.com) (54)


Thu December 08, 2011
(My Fox Tampa Bay) Florida No charges filed after intruder pulls fire alarm. "It's really hard to fine a squirrel, so he got a stern lecture and was released outside"  (myfoxtampabay.com) (20)
(Burlington Free Press) Spiffy Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (33)


Wed December 07, 2011
(CNBC) Interesting Actual Headline: "Merkel's Strategy: Make Europe Look a Lot More Like Germany." Guess third time's the charm?  (cnbc.com) (172)
(The Register) Interesting The solar winds are ruining any future opportunity for lunar crop farming  (theregister.co.uk) (16)
(YouTube) Video Armless 1932 golfer has better game than you, better fashion sense than John Daly  (youtube.com) (28)
(Big Journalism) Fail It's official: The Obama administration is arming Mexican drug cartels. No, really  (bigjournalism.com) (241)


Tue December 06, 2011
(BBC) Interesting US Army develops sandwich which stays fresh for two years - here's how  (bbc.co.uk) (71)
(LA Times) Dumbass If you are going to be a serial arsonist, try not to let video cameras capture you in the act. Oh, and try not to set your own arm on fire either. With video of flaming arsonist's arm  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)
(Telegraph) Sad Argentina launches illegal naval blockade of the Falkland Islands. Britain, having scrapped the majority of her armed forces, sends a politely worded letter to no one in particular, for fear of upsetting anyone  (telegraph.co.uk) (309)


Mon December 05, 2011
(NPR) Fail Silly Americans, Marmite is meant to be spread thinly on buttered toast, not shellacked on dry bread  (npr.org) (165)
(Foreign Policy) PSA The ten stories you probably missed in 2011, including the fact that India now has a huge army  (foreignpolicy.com) (123)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Mud farmers and sheep rapists to cut growth forecasts  (marketwatch.com) (8)
(Daily Mail) Hero Army medic becomes first female soldier to kill in combat. "It was him or me"  (dailymail.co.uk) (174)
(C|Net) Unlikely How to make your LPs sound better than ever. I'm sure that "warm" sound will be enhanced with $12,000 of speaker wire and pro audio equipment  (news.cnet.com) (244)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Sasquatch hunters are recruiting around US Army base Fort Bragg, NC. Will highly trained military members finally catch this scumbag yeti?  (freethoughtblogs.com) (40)
(The Real Ric Romero) Obvious "Homeowners everywhere are anxious to hire work crews to cut up those limbs and branches... But a word of caution: Hiring the wrong people could actually do more harm than good." I'm intrigued by your insight, Ric Romero  (abclocal.go.com) (25)
(CNN) Followup Grand jury refuses to indict McDonald's cashier who beat two customers with a pipe for giving him a fake $50 bill, fracturing one's skull and breaking her arm. Good thing they didn't try to use a $2 bill  (cnn.com) (182)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Man caught lurking in the trees dressed all in black with a hooded sweatshirt and armed with a flashlight and a machete and nursing a spider bite tells cops he was walking to the store to buy his lady some smokes  (nwfdailynews.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Weird The dedicated journalistic team at the Daily Mail launches an in-depth investigation into what sort of undergarments Selena Gomez is wearing under her minidress  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Sat December 03, 2011
(LiveLeak) Fail Don't go pimp slapping your woman if she's twice your size and can easily take you in a fight. Oh where oh where is the karma tag when you need one. (Not safe for work language)  (liveleak.com) (87)


Fri December 02, 2011
(CNNGo) Interesting A visit to the Korean Demilitarized Zone, where military activity is prohibited, yet the air is so tense even the red-crowned cranes can't restrain themselves from an occasional arm wrestling match (6th photo)  (cnngo.com) (38)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Armada of jellyfish seen floating towards Florida coast  (sun-sentinel.com) (43)
(Politico) Interesting The number of moderate Republicans who believe in global warming is rising like the sea level  (politico.com) (221)
(Some WV Guy) Weird Never tap on the drivers window of a Brinks armored truck looking for a job  (wvgazette.com) (52)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Sun) Weird Man who lost arm gets dolphin tattooed on his stump. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (33)
(Some Guy) Obvious Are you sitting down? Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but it turns out that abstinence-only education leads to higher teen pregnancy rates  (eurekalert.org) (191)
(Canada.com) Dumbass "After careful consideration, I withdraw my statements comparing annexing farmland for power lines to killing millions of Ukrainians"  (canada.com) (16)
(Washington Post) Hero Famous Polish pilot dies. Tried to defend Warsaw, Paris and London against the Nazis. Third time was the charm  (washingtonpost.com) (70)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary Bloomberg's delusions of grandeur are taking their toll "I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world,"  (rawstory.com) (185)
(Politiken) Asinine Doctors: Okay, let's put the NATO Secretary General here to heal his broken arm. Patient: But what about me and my incurable cancer? Doctors: How about a nice windowless office?  (politiken.dk) (57)
(Washington Post) Stupid It's only been about a year since lawmakers called for a total end to earmarks, so it should come as no surprise to you at all that lawmakers slipped hundreds of earmarks into recent legislation  (washingtonpost.com) (28)
(CBC) Asinine Here's a headline you weren't expecting to read today: RCMP gave potato farmer's financial details to Algerians  (cbc.ca) (21)


Tue November 29, 2011
(YouTube) Video Fire alarm goes off during tonight's live NBC Nightly News broadcast. No, it wasn't a bullshiat detector  (youtube.com) (18)
(BusinessWeek) Sick Israeli authorities apologize to pregnant NYTimes reporter who was forced to go through an X-ray machine three times and then strip searched by soldiers after she asked to avoid the x-ray machine for fear of harming her fetus  (businessweek.com) (204)
(Uproxx) Obvious Anyone who can watch this video of pharmaceutical research dogs experiencing sunlight and grass for the first time and do it without producing tears is simply not human  (uproxx.com) (334)
(The Tennessean) Spiffy "A quarter-ton of roofing shingles, 5 tons of construction debris, gasoline and diesel fuel, a dead deer and an armadillo." Redneck 12 Days of Christmas? Close, but nope: The 10 weeks of microbial composting  (tennessean.com) (18)
(USA Today) Obvious Record cold snap hits the South. Guess, uh, global warming's coming a little later this year  (usatoday.com) (157)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy UK crematorium to use excess energy to warm nearby chapel. Community debate ends in a dead heat  (huffingtonpost.com) (33)
(Guardian) Amusing Marmite: Love it or hate it... or be inconvenienced by its life-threatening tendencies  (guardian.co.uk) (33)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Houston Astros fire their GM Ed Wade. Subsequently, the Philadelphia Phillies lose the most productive level in their farm system  (sports.yahoo.com) (23)
(Betabeat) Interesting You could pay a bunch to heat your house this winter, or you could let Microsoft put a server farm in your basement  (betabeat.com) (60)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Asinine All the governments that haven't sold children as farm slaves, take a step forward. Not so fast, Switzerland  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(SFGate) Florida Three people face prison time in toilet paper scam. So much for charmin' the judge  (sfgate.com) (28)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Huffington Post) Photoshop Photoshop this picture of John Boehner and Neil Armstrong  (i.huffpost.com) (22)
(Huffington Post) Caturday Trauma & Joy: a Thanksgiving story complete with cats named Popeye and Cat. Here are some laughs, blessings and warm fuzziness, tailor-made for a Thanksgiving Caturday  (huffingtonpost.com) (852)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Guardian) Interesting "When I saw this list - and especially the last agenda item - the scales fell from my eyes. Of course these unarmed people would be having the shiat kicked out of them." Syria? Egypt? Guess again  (guardian.co.uk) (888)
(Slicing Up Eyeballs) Amusing Amazon Elvis Costello's new boxed set priced at $260. The singer responded with a directive to fans to steal it, wait for the standalone releases, or buy Louis Armstrong's boxed set. "Frankly, his music is vastly superior"  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (72)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Worldwide warming not as bad as feared, Al Gore seen sobbing into his internet  (blog.chron.com) (420)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Register) Cool The coolest new product at Erotica 2011 may be the vagina alarm clock (borderline SFW)  (theregister.co.uk) (145)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Toronto Star) Stupid Facebook is working on new smartphone "to bring powerful social experiences to more people around the world" ...like playing Farmville  (thestar.com) (15)
(Showbiz Spy) Sappy Madonna reaches out to Demi Moore with those big ol' Popeye arms of hers  (showbizspy.com) (10)
(LA Times) Scary 12,000 feral cats are roaming the streets of one LA neighborhood, alarming residents, "I can hear them right outside my window when they're fighting and mating." And just in time for the Catpocalypse  (latimes.com) (68)
(NPR) Spiffy After decades of strongly worded letters and failed attempts to arm the minority T-cells, the UN says the AIDS epidemic is finally stabilizing  (npr.org) (37)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Maurice Jones Drew mocks Cleveland fans with LeBron James-style chalk toss, promptly has chalk blown back in his face by karma  (sports.yahoo.com) (32)
(The Local - Switzerland) Spiffy Chocolate, Army knives, and now drive-in sex stalls. What will those Swiss come up with next?  (thelocal.ch) (86)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Nola.com) Strange "There is no official protocol for a funeral to send off a member of the KISS Army, the fan club for the band started in the '70s, but it's hard to imagine doing a better job than the Negri family did for Nino"  (nola.com) (78)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Female Egyptian blogger posts full-frontal nude picture of herself on Belgium snipe hooligan BIE globe rush toys fig announcement beagle radish farmhand door  (dailymail.co.uk) (202)
(Some Guy) Scary Gullible men wanted for job on cattle farm. Located in out-of-the way area with no witnesses. Bring all your valuables along. Please, no bullet proof vests  (dispatch.com) (55)
(Gizmodo) Cool Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battlestation  (gizmodo.com) (13)
(Yahoo) Cool Behold, a left-armed warrior shall lead orange-clad men to victory against the green hordes. Amen  (sports.yahoo.com) (260)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Life.com) Misc 140 years ago today the National Rifle Association was founded in New York, but it would be another twelve decades before its primary goal of arming smoking hot blonde twins with powerful handguns would finally be realized  (life.com) (157)
(Short List) Unlikely Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor  (shortlist.com) (60)


Wed November 16, 2011
(BBC) News Syrian army defectors attack major military base and intelligence building near Damascus  (bbc.co.uk) (147)


Tue November 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Mad Men creator wants the show's final episode to end in present day to show us just how warm Joan's knees would be in 2011  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (52)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The New York Times) Scary Thanks to unending NRA lobbying, convicted felons are now able to regain their Second Amendment right to own firearms  (nytimes.com) (392)
(Smh.com.au) Obvious Coincidentally, the Iranian arms chief spontaneously detonates. Coincidentally  (smh.com.au) (72)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious American Eagle fined $900,000 for tarmac delays, ugly overpriced hipster clothing  (chicagotribune.com) (59)


Sun November 13, 2011
(IndyStar) Interesting Favorable market for lamb has farmers flocking to sheep. Ewe submitted this with a better headline  (indystar.com) (18)


Sat November 12, 2011
(NPR) Fail The more we restrict aerosols and air pollution, the faster global warming will be. So make your choice -- choke or bake  (npr.org) (106)
(Fox News) Scary Police fear OWS protesters may be arming themselves for battle. With pic of what an armed OWS protester may look like  (foxnews.com) (594)
(WSAZ) Scary Not news: Mother has drug problem. News: Mother nods off with syringe still in arm. Fark: In the Go-Mart parking lot with two-year-old child beside her in front seat  (wsaz.com) (89)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange "Swedish chef in 'freak' saucepan accident". Chef stated, "I em hurrnin witda soospan, un slip di slip un neerly Børk Børk Børk mi earm en halvs"  (thelocal.se) (45)
(Orion) Interesting ''As we gazed into each other's eyes, Athena encircled my arms with hers, latching on with first dozens, then hundreds of her sensitive, dexterous suckers''  (orionmagazine.org) (47)
(Some Guy) Dumbass John Daly pulls a tin cup without the heartwarming redemption  (cbssports.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Moments after lawmakers pass a law to stop global warming, a freak rainstorm drenches their drought-stricken region. Too bad they didn't legalize prostitution  (heraldsun.com.au) (122)
(IndyStar) Strange Although he might not be the smartest Wal-Mart pharmacy robber in the world, you've got to give style points to the guy who robbed one while draped in a blanket and wearing socks over his hands  (indystar.com) (13)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston Globe) Stupid "What do you mean I can't buy cigarettes at a pharmacy? Fark this, I'm going to the gym to get a donut"  (bostonglobe.com) (70)
(Washington Post) Scary Nationals' catcher, Wilson Ramos, kidnapped by armed gunmen from his home in Venezuela. He probably couldn't hear them coming over the loud BZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz   (washingtonpost.com) (29)
(CNNGo) Interesting Roast beans locally, age them depending on season, grind to appropriate fineness, warm up handle, run hot water, mount handle, extract espresso immediately. And only yell highbrow obscenities at your barista if they miss any of these steps  (cnngo.com) (76)
(The Sun) Ironic Smoke alarm starts fire. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife  (thesun.co.uk) (36)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Computerworld) Scary Google's "delighted" that Facebook underestimates this fully armed and operational Google+  (computerworld.com) (40)


Tue November 08, 2011
(National Journal) Interesting Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done  (nationaljournal.com) (113)
(Slashdot) Scary Good news: We're nowhere near a global warming worst-case scenario. Bad news: We're doing much worse  (news.slashdot.org) (418)
(LA Times) Strange Unexpected effect of global warming: The rise of giant birds  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (62)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Slate) Unlikely Attention single ladies: your Prince Charming awaits...at ComicCon?  (slate.com) (80)
(YouTube) Cool Army honor guard at Tomb of Unknown Soldier orders respect from crowd. Gets respect. RESPECT  (youtube.com) (103)
(USA Today) Interesting Neil Armstrong's Defecation Collection Device is among the items NASA's new guidelines are designed to protect for their cultural, historical and heritage value  (usatoday.com) (23)


Sun November 06, 2011
(NPR) Stupid Makers of 'Farmville' know that you're stupid and they're counting on your continued stupidity  (npr.org) (60)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Army general calls for changing name of PTSD to PTSI. What's in a name? That which we call a disorder by any other name would feel as horrible  (pbs.org) (165)


Fri November 04, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Time to update your periodic table again as scientist officially name three new elements: Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn). what would have been your suggestion?  (physorg.com) (122)
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting You should freeze your jeans because of global warming. Wait, what?  (610wiod.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Interesting Pharmacies report shortage of Adderall. You submitted this with a better-HEY LOOK A BUNNY  (wtkr.com) (102)
(Yahoo) Fail Getting a tattoo of the Super Bowl XLVI Champion Houston Texans on your forearm? That is Texas sized FAIL  (sports.yahoo.com) (58)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary That cute dragonfly on your arm? Yeah, that's a military spy drone  (rawstory.com) (27)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Strange Leg found to be armed  (abc.net.au) (29)
(PhysOrg.com) Scary Makers of the BigDog robot develop new humanoid version, Petman. He walks, runs, balances, and comes with sockets on both arms for phased plasma rifles in the 40-watt range  (physorg.com) (187)
(Channel Register) Fail Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL retail company  (channelregister.co.uk) (14)
(Some Guy) Obvious Sheriff: Time for Citizens to Arm Themselves, People are tired of doing the right thing and criminals getting away with their actions  (wyff4.com) (272)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Wired) Unlikely You can't cut our $140 billion budget. For example, Germany might quit the NATO join with Russia and attack us, we will need a big conventional Army then  (wired.com) (91)
(CBS Philly) Interesting Authorities investigating cause of 3-alarm, 2-giraffe fire  (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) (14)
(Dallas News) Interesting Cowboys owner not concerned by loss: 'There is absolutely no alarm in me'. Apparently Jerry has no mirrors in his house  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com) (64)
(News.com.au) Followup Barmaid who threw tampon at McDonald's worker now getting prank emails, nasty phone calls, friends stringing her along  (news.com.au) (85)
(SacBee) Dumbass If you manage to sneak past the cops and firemen who respond to the burglar alarm you just set off, it might be a wise choice not to decide at that moment to play with the lights and sirens on the pretty fire truck  (blogs.sacbee.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting Army food scientists have conquered caffeinated jerky, but the search for combat-ready pizza continues  (washingtonpost.com) (96)
(Daily Mail) Cool Missing arm of Milky Way found -- which it turns out is pretty handy  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Sappy Not news: Park is named for two Army heroes killed by bomb. Fark: One of them was a Labrador Retriever, and it's a dog park. A very dusty dog park  (denverpost.com) (32)


Thu October 27, 2011
(National Post) Interesting Lost hiker wrote name, social insurance number, and date of birth on his arm, possibly in attempt to make shortest episode of CSI ever  (news.nationalpost.com) (82)
(SeattlePI) Hero RIP, Army Ranger Sgt. Kristoffer Domeij. 14 deployments, 5,000 missions, and he was part of the team that rescued Jessica Lynch  (seattlepi.com) (140)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing If you are hot for chicks who smell like marmite, beer and pickles, then this is great news  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Geekosystem) Interesting To the left, a cool story about a one-armed guy who had his cellphone implanted in his prosthetic arm. To the right, every gadget that Farkers would want in -their- prosthetic arms  (geekosystem.com) (85)
(Washington Post) Strange If you're armed with a fake bomb and a real gun and still get beat up by the sub shop owner, maybe robbery just isn't your thing  (washingtonpost.com) (8)
(Gothamist) Dumbass Occupy Wall Street apparently thinks organic farmers aren't part of their 99%  (gothamist.com) (178)


Mon October 24, 2011
(NPR) Scary "In the back at Whole Foods, they're offloading all the produce from huge plastic containers into those individual-looking cardboard boxes, which by the way did not come from 'Patty's Farm.'"  (npr.org) (259)
(Philly.com) PSA If Neil Armstrong gave you a paperweight with a speck of moon dust in it, the Gestapo will come after you if you try to sell it  (philly.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fired waiter pulls fire alarm on way out, spraying diners and kitchen with chemicals. That's retardant  (syracuse.com) (79)


Sun October 23, 2011
(YouTube) Hero Dad forms head, legs, and arms for his daughter for Halloween  (youtube.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Dumbass As a married high school resource officer studying to be a minister and Army chaplain, wearing your uniform in a hotel room with a 17 year old prostitute is no way to live your life, son  (wistv.com) (59)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Gizmodo) Hero They're after me lucky charms and invented a way to avoid the nasty cereal part  (gizmodo.com) (55)
(Some Canuck) Asinine Canada's new crime bill will cost you nine months in jail for passing a joint. This alarms many people, including criminologist Anthony Do... What? Seriously? Ok, yeah, so the guy's name is Doob  (thechronicleherald.ca) (126)
(CBS News) Sick A dozen pharmaceutical companies have given doctors and other healthcare providers more than $760 million over the past two years - and those companies' sales comprise 40 percent of the U.S. market  (cbsnews.com) (58)
(SFGate) PSA Fresh & Easy recalls bagged spinach due to contamination. Symptoms can include nausea, severe headache, bloated forearms  (sfgate.com) (11)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Discover) Interesting Army looks into treating PTSD with dream manipulation. *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (33)
(Fox News) Interesting Frito-Lay accused of deceptive advertising to teens. Company refutes claims, but still plans to launch Farmville Cool Ranch chips  (foxnews.com) (8)
(Discover) Ironic Ultra-conservative Koch brothers fund a global warming study that shows it's real. Awkward  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (325)


Thu October 20, 2011
(AZCentral) Obvious Newt Gingrich: "The bickering last night was very harmful." He should have discussed that with Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson  (azcentral.com) (112)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Article: Farmer loses cow. Farmer finds active pre-WW2 artillery shell with 15 lbs of TNT in it. Farmer still looking for cow  (katu.com) (49)
(Des Moines Register) Followup Police have found the man responsible for stealing hundreds of pigs from Iowa farms over the past few months. Some people will do anything for bacon  (desmoinesregister.com) (33)


Tue October 18, 2011
(WTVN) Strange Man dead as lions, cheetahs, wolves, camels, and bears escape exotic farm in Ohio. EVERYBODY PANIC  (610wtvn.com) (257)
(My Fox Dallas) Weird ♫He beat her with his meal, of a frozen armadillo♫ Well, it sounds like a Frank Zappa song anyway  (myfoxdfw.com) (45)
(NYPost) Cool Mayor Bloomberg steps up to save us from Fred Armisen's impression of Mayor Bloomberg  (nypost.com) (17)
(C|Net) Cool Mass Effect's Omni-tool moves a step closer. But it's from Microsoft, so it'll probably force you to reboot your arm occasionally  (news.cnet.com) (147)
(Some Guy) Sick No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword  (bellinghamherald.com) (155)
(Some Guy) Scary 81-year-old can't find farmer's market from the air, lands his 1973 Cessna in a strip mall parking lot instead. With security cam video of the 'landing'  (wtkr.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Scary US Army to fly miniature 'kamikaze' drones that slam into human targets. What could possibly go wrong?  (spacewar.com) (73)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Discover) Fail No, we didn't almost get hit by a comet in 1883. Armageddon sick of these doomsday stories  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (34)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Apple to Jersey Shore's "The Situation": "GTFO. No seriously, GTFO and DIAF." Amusing tag in place of missing Karma tag  (gizmodo.com) (71)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times throws a stiff arm laugh at FARK's recent football headline (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Starpulse) Sad Jason Lee's cop drama "Memphis Beat" canceled due to poor ratings. That's some bad karma  (starpulse.com) (62)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy London Philharmonic follows the money, releasing album of greatest video game music  (huffingtonpost.com) (103)


Sat October 15, 2011
(pro football talk) Asinine Roger Goodell imposes $7,500 fine for stiff arm to helmet. Heisman trophy statue breaks down and cries  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Weird Man cuts off his arm, severs the hand, and hides the pieces in his house  (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) (34)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Pajamas Media) Asinine Taking a break from divisive politics, Pajamas Media extends an olive branch to their ideologically opposite brethren with this heartwarming, contrite think piece titled "Why Left-Wing Artists Should Not All Be Put to Death"  (pajamasmedia.com) (75)
(Some MechaFetishist) Spiffy "It has seven degrees of freedom, high-resolution FireWire cameras in each eye, zero-backlash Harmonic Drive gearing in the neck..." annnnnd subby's done  (extremetech.com) (28)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Washington Post) Fail "He asked the jury to consider whether a decorated and accomplished special forces member who had a role in the 2011 movie 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' would risk everything in a scheme to sell arms in the US"  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Gawker) Dumbass Yes, building a company around FarmVille was dumb, and things were looking grim for Zynga's $1B IPO until they hit upon this key idea: Create more of their unique brand of crappy, boring games, only without Facebook dragging them down  (gawker.com) (27)
(Think Progress) Asinine For Cain's 9-9-9 tax to work, it would have to cover everything, including food. And be a lot higher. Three words of warning from Canada: Harmonized Sales Tax  (thinkprogress.org) (146)

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