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Headlines matching 'apes'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(Some Guy) Misc Sky gazers delight as Venus is poised to become 'Planet Of the Gapes'; astronomers haven't seen this much gape since your mom last night  (brisbanetimes.com.au) (19)


Thu May 24, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Darth Vader robs bank, escapes on TIEcycle  (msnbc.msn.com) (40)
(Medex) Obvious Our sense of smell just gets worse as we get older. Which probably explains our ability to raise children  (medicalxpress.com) (11)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Fox News) Spiffy Animal Planet is going to create a 2 hr. CGI special "Mermaids: The Body Found." Were mermaids as we know them real, or was it something more realistic like aquatic apes?  (foxnews.com) (119)


Mon May 14, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting Ever wonder where the irreplaceable 4000 hours of Carson's Tonight Show tapes are immaculately stored?  (nypost.com) (73)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Courier Mail) Asinine Shoppers are being paid more than $100 million a year in personal injury lawsuits after they slipped on grapes at the grocery store. Still cheaper than covering the world in bubble wrap  (couriermail.com.au) (78)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Fox 5 Atlanta) Dumbass Protip: If your first kidnapping victim gets out of the trunk of your car and escapes, you may want to wait a little more than 30 minutes before trying to kidnap another woman. Just sayin'  (myfoxatlanta.com) (44)


Sun April 29, 2012
(HelenaIR.com) Sappy Cockatiel escapes home and gets blown miles away in high wind, but skilled bird dog on the scent retrieves it and reunites it with family  (helenair.com) (44)


Sat April 28, 2012
(CNN) Spiffy Blind Chinese prisoner Chen Guangcheng escapes house arrest, apparently going unnoticed by pulling fire alarm while his captors ran in circles  (cnn.com) (43)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Boing Boing) Asinine You can patent your pasta shapes. And 2,000 shapes already have been patented  (boingboing.net) (74)
(WISHTV) Amusing Dairy cow escapes. Last seen ordering Happy Meal at the drive through  (wishtv.com) (28)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Melamine in your milk? Rapeseed and industrial lubricant in your olive oil? Food fraud, it's real, and it's on your list  (shopping.yahoo.com) (126)


Mon April 16, 2012
(SlashFilm) Spiffy "5-25-77", a film about how the release of the original Star Wars movie shapes a young man's Hollywood dreams is set for release after lingering "like a piece of space junk released from a Star Destroyer"  (slashfilm.com) (24)


Thu April 05, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Monkey escapes from gas station, police put a tail on him  (wftv.com) (67)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Discover) Amusing "The big stumbling block to communicating with dolphins is motivation. The dolphins just don't seem to care"  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (90)


Thu March 29, 2012
(IEEE Spectrum) Strange RoboBonobo: giving apes control of their own robot. This will end well  (spectrum.ieee.org) (57)


Wed March 28, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Foot bones from possibly novel, upright hominid species found in Ethiopia, prompting Creation Museum to add a new monkey stall to the Ark exhibit  (bbc.co.uk) (27)


Thu March 22, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Fail Sounds like a Huck Finn awful idea  (hollywoodreporter.com) (60)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely So, would it change any opinions if 911 tapes revealed that George Zimmerman muttered "f*cking coons" right before he shot Trayvon Martin to death?  (huffingtonpost.com) (884)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Son of former House of Representatives gets 14 year old drunk, rapes her, has a friend video tape the event, drops her off in the lawn, and walks away with a midemeanor charge two months later. For some reason people have a problem with this  (dailykos.com) (183)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Mother: A) robs a convenience store, B) escapes in a stolen car, C) does so with her one-year old kid strapped in securely, D) kicks out the back window of a police cruiser, E) begs you to click on the photo to suck you into the insanity  (ksl.com) (38)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Laughing Squid) Fail Hollywood scrapes through bottom of the barrel as Garbage Pail Kids II enters planning stage  (laughingsquid.com) (41)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad And amongst the people, a great cry has gone up, for the carpet matcheth not the drapes  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Wed March 07, 2012
(NPR) Interesting The most beautifully serene collection of photographed landscapes you'll see today. In your nightmares tonight, too, after you realize that someone died in every single one of them  (npr.org) (114)
(Daily Record (UK)) Weird Badass three-year-old escapes from daycare after scaling seven foot tall spiked fence, making plans for next year's conquest of K2  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (55)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (lots)


Mon March 05, 2012
(BBC) Amusing Penguin escapes in Tokyo. Where's Batman when you need him?  (bbc.co.uk) (35)


Sun March 04, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Sellers of dried grapes now raisin awareness against cranberry imitators  (latimes.com) (34)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Google) Photoshop Friday Instashop challenge: The people at Breitbart are saying they'll release footage of Obama from his college days. What will the tapes show?  (google.com) (87)
(Hot Air) Followup Ghost of Andrew Breitbart to release the tapes of Obama's college years in the next 10 days, offering definitive proof the President was once a young, stupid college kid  (hotair.com) (301)
(Bangor Daily News) Sick Come to Maine for the skiing, the beautiful landscapes, all the wildlife, and a dose of the winter vomiting disease  (bangordailynews.com) (83)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Crooks & Liars) Interesting The Fox Effect and how it shapes the media landscape. Today's lesson: Gas prices  (crooksandliars.com) (134)


Sat February 18, 2012
(YouTube) Video Monkey caught stealing grapes pleads his innocence  (youtube.com) (31)


Fri February 10, 2012
(NBC 10) Amusing Fan of British sitcom "Red Dwarf" escapes Philadelphia Police custody. Last seen wearing handcuffs and green jumpsuit. Answers to "Smeghead"  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (89)
(TechEBlog) Cool Smart chimp solves complex memory puzzles in 60-milliseconds, might be Caesar from Planet of the Apes  (techeblog.com) (13)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Wired) Interesting Everyone's lovable sex loving ape turns out to be a paedomorph, and guess what? Scientists theorize it was because of their women  (wired.com) (26)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Elderly South Dakota man driving in fog accidentally escapes to Minnesota  (startribune.com) (50)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Sun) Cool Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (36)
(This Is Plymouth) Dumbass Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is 'good odds'. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (198)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BBC) Interesting New tapes of the day JFK was shot were found back and to the left of the archive  (bbc.co.uk) (150)

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