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19 headlines found matching 'apes'
Wed May 27, 2015
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two damn dirty apes have lawyered up and are in court applying for "personhood"
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Tue May 26, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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Wed May 20, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a good reason the CIA destroyed those "enhanced interrogation" videos: "I was told, if those videotapes had ever been seen, the reaction around the world would not have been survivable"
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Sandra Lee is fighting breast cancer, which respects no one's tablescapes
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Budapest man spots an 'unknown creature' while walking through the woods, snaps a creepy pic with his Samsung Galaxy S5, also claims he was abducted (w/pic)
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt blames scrapes on his face from a fall caused by wearing flip flops. Biggest bruising from flip flops since John Kerry's presidential campaign
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon is getting the rights to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's entire filmography, except their inevitable sex tapes. Which means your kids can watch their rise and fall with you over and over again
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Wed April 22, 2015
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Canadian town decides that they no longer grow enough rapeseed or produce enough honey to call themselves "The Land of Rape and Honey"
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just after they made the vinyl LP a high-priced collectible, collectors now proclaim the VHS videocassette will become a high-priced collectible, thanks to fools who threw out their VHS tapes en masse
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
A legal battle is brewing over master tapes of the only good album to come out of the grunge era: Temple of the Dog's self-titled album
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Tue March 31, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you have an old RadioShack gift card which you haven't used? Well, today is the last day to stock up on cassette tapes, VCRs, rotary phones
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Wed March 25, 2015
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
**Bulletin**. Accused murderer escapes psychiatric hospital, last seen heading for Gotham
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Thu February 26, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Elusive street artist Banksy emerges in Gaza, paints kittens, epic facepalms for the region then escapes in underground tunnels
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of National Ginger Appreciation Day, here are sixteen things only redheads understand: "At various points in your life you will be asked whether the carpet matches the drapes"
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Good: Finally finding your biological father after a long search. Bad: After finding him, he dresses you in a wedding gown and rapes you
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Wed February 04, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
75% of Americans will be financially stressed this year. The rest of us will be eating grapes while models fan us with palm leaves
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Tue February 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you guessed $0.24 as the final price of Radio Shack stock before the NYSE permanently suspended trading, come down and collect your complimentary three-pack of VHS tapes
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's happened since Republicans took full control of Congress has been ... the legislative equivalent of a banana peel, flailing arms, an upended bookcase, torn drapes and a slide across a laden banquet table into a wedding cake"
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