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34 headlines found matching 'apes'
Wed May 17, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: "Watch yourself, Comey, I have tapes" Congress: "We would love to hear those tapes, and some Zeppelin if you have it"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Trump should pick R. Kelly as his FBI director because they are both tough, they got the New York bravado and they both star in their own pee tapes
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Mon May 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump no longer wants to talk about the tapes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. senators to Trump: Seriously, hand over any tapes you recorded of conversations with Comey
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel announce he's getting the FBI Director job? Will he "no comment" another question about the president's secret tapes? Will the press smell blood in the water? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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Fri May 12, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The story of Jocko Flocko, and the time he went apeshiat on a NASCAR driver's face
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Reggie goes in for a total DNA transplant, Mr. Weatherbee sees an ad for Upside Down Spider Toupees, and Hot Dog escapes from obedience school, tonight on the "Riverdale" season finale CW 9PM ET
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Bay tight end escapes from prison, overdoses, dies, is revived, tries to escape again is finally caught and sent back to prison. Tada
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Every now and then, these things happen," zoo spokesperson Janeway says after coyote escapes, finally fulfilling subby's Road Runner/Star Trek Voyager mashup fantasies
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Tue April 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: The Flash Barrys the future (CW 8ET) Later, Ravi closes in on the cure on iZombie (CW 9ET) Finally, Daisy escapes HYDRA's clutches and the rest of the team reunite and escape through the wardrobe on Agents of SHIELD (ABC 10ET)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CDs, which replaced tapes, which replaced 8-track, which replaced records, which replaced 45s, which replaced phonographs, are being replaced by streaming services
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UFOs make surprise landing in rapeseed field to analyse why our earthling nutters drag wooden boards around in fields to make it look like they've landed there to study the genetic make-up of the rapeseed being grown
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Cheapest house in San Francisco costs $499,000, is uninhabitable
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The cheapest wines at most restaurants are often the best bargain on the menu. At least that's what you can keep telling yourself
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Fri March 10, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Claims to existence of Trump's sex tapes are being watered down
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Tue March 07, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Japan: raw meat birthday cakes "made from luxury cuts of raw steak, pork or fish piled up and turned into all kinds of beautiful shapes"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Our long national goddamn Batman crisis is finally over
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And then there were two: Budapest to withdraw its bid to host the 2024 Olympics, leaving only Paris and Los Angeles in consideration
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Some Brit Guy)
 
 
 
The United States closest ally, Great Britain; has voted 'No' to Trumps visit. When questioned about it Donald said "those grapes taste sour anyway. Worst grapes, overrated"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic)
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
While pop-culture assassins are dressed in black leather or wear cool hooded capes, the reality seems to be quite different
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck wants to quit being Batman. Joker cackles with glee
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Fri February 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump threatens decades-old alliance with Australia by going apeshiat on what was supposed to be a pleasant phone call, because of a pre-existing agreement to take in 1,250 refugees
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hemingway, on writing: "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know." Okay, here goes: "THIS is your Fark Writers' thread"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/1): You finally really did it. You maniacs You crossed-over Planet of the Apes and Green Lantern....damn you, DC. Damn you all to Hell
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Orangutans: Nature's Swingers
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
I am vengeance, I am the night, I... am... not directing
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve Harvey appears in court to try and stop tapes of him telling more racist jokes. He should call Barbara Streisand for some advice
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Tue January 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you WANT Planet of the Apes? 'Cause this is how you get Planet of the Apes
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