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22 headlines found matching 'apes'
Tue December 23, 2014
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you had "a day" in the "How long until someone went apeshiat over the Satanic display in the Florida Capitol," collect your winnings
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Mon December 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crows solve complex abstract reasoning tasks previously only thought solvable by people, apes and monkeys. Finally, an explanation why they look at you a little too knowingly
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want to save money this holiday just give people mixed tapes and planted herbs as gifts
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farm-raised turkey named Gobbles escapes becoming Christmas dinner after learning to fly and hide in trees to escape execution. "After his exploits we felt it only fair to keep him on the farm as a pet" (pics)
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Wed December 10, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The Cheapest Generation" Please note that the word 'debt' is only used once in this entire piece describing why Millenials aren't lavish spenders. Someone may want to pull the author's head from his ass before he suffocates
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No one escapes a fuel truck that's just exploded after a crash unless you are perhaps: The Terminator?
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police officer attacked by woman armed with razor escapes after close shave
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Court rules that chimpanzees are damned dirty apes
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Thu November 20, 2014
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Man wearing camouflage robs bank, escapes with undisclosed amount of cash. Police advise the public that if they see a man dressed in camouflage, it's not really working
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's a comparison of drinking in your 20s versus drinking in your 30s. We're sure you remember howling 'What's your cheapest beer?" at the bartender in the former
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Sun November 09, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
H. R. Giger's biological landscapes are at once repulsive and compelling
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Sat November 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Seems like just the level headed kind of person you'd want as a Manhattan prosecutor. One that drunkenly flies off the handle and goes apesh*t on a woman in a bar at 2am
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Typically, when an inmate escapes from jail, prison officials immediately notify law enforcement. Typically. Some days, you just wait until the escapee has a seven hour head start
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Mon October 27, 2014
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Man escapes from police custody and heads into the forest where he's promptly chased by coyotes and has to call the police for help
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Sun October 26, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
John Steinbeck's surviving heirs are fighting over control of movie rights after hearing Hollywood wants to ruin "East of Eden" and "The Grapes of Wrath" by remaking them
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Sat October 25, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian Government decides on what new powers to give police. Super speed would be cool, but no capes
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Wed October 22, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arsenal escapes charges from UEFA, proving once again the rules don't apply to clubs with money
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the city with the cheapest beer in America is ____________
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Wed October 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky youth pastor rapes a boy and then threatens to use his "Warlock powers" to kill the boy if he told police. Well, that's at least TWO commandments he's not merely broken but utterly shattered, not to mention half of Leviticus
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If commercial grapes were bred more for flavor rather than transportation needs as they are today, they would taste like cotton candy
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Fri September 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smoke-filled passenger jet just barely escapes being the latest obsession of the Missing Plane Network
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Tue September 02, 2014
(City of Tiatns)
 
 
 
Pull your capes out of the closet and send the super-suit to the cleaners: City of Heroes might yet return
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