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Headlines matching 'apartments'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(SFGate) Strange Man barricades himself in apartment after concluding that someone stole and ate his chicken meal  (blog.sfgate.com) (33)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass The FBI likes to intimidate suspects by using a chainsaw to go through apartment doors, a technique that's especially intimidating when they saw through the wrong door  (thedailybeast.com) (208)
(Slate) Scary Anthrax mailings, once the tool of domestic terrorists, are now being used by wannabe rappers and apartment hunters  (slate.com) (37)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Recently evicted woman tries breaking back into her apartment, bites cop on the hand. Isn't this how the zombie apocalypse starts?  (chicagotribune.com) (38)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Sick I would say that "a sex game spiralled out of control" is quite an understatement when it involves one of the partners being cooked, and scattered around the apartment  (thelocal.de) (93)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida "Police seized a red-spitting cobra, a puff adder, a uracoan rattlesnake, two false cobras and a small alligator in the apartment." WHY WOULD YOU LIVE WITH SUCH THINGS?  (sun-sentinel.com) (66)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The Morning Call) Scary Cleaning crew finds meth lab in apartment. That's *so* coming out of your security deposit  (mcall.com) (28)
(Bozeman Comical) Dumbass Man steals woman's panties from her apartment for use as masturbatory aid, gets caught while breaking back in to return them, gives her his voter registration card, and flees. Unknown where his polling place was at this time  (bozemandailychronicle.com) (52)


Sat December 10, 2011
(redding.com) Strange Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"  (redding.com) (32)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida If you're going to get drunk and then ransack your ex-girlfriend's apartment remember two things: 1) Don't pass out in her apartment. 2) Make sure you have the right apartment  (sun-sentinel.com) (13)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Connecticut Post) Scary Alligator found inside apartment. Great, now all the tenants are gonna want one  (ctpost.com) (20)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Increased use of GPS tracking devices: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Ubiquitous presence of surveillance cameras: Mild concern. Unfettered growth of license plate tracking cameras: Meh  (washingtonpost.com) (103)
(Morning Sentinel.com) Spiffy You show up to work and the boss sees you crying because you have to move out of your apartment. Does he: a) tell you to get back to work and leave your problems at home, b) fire you, or c) throw dust in subby's eye?  (onlinesentinel.com) (176)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida Walking to elevators is for commies, this is America, we demand the right to drive to our apartment door on the 32nd floor  (miamiherald.com) (47)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CNN) Scary Russian historian caught with 29 female corpses dressed as dolls in his apartment. That's Psycho  (cnn.com) (71)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Times Union) Followup "We care about this [roidraging crackhead]" That's why we tazed him to death  (timesunion.com) (142)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Some people will do anything for beer, including breaking into apartments and stabbing people with corkscrews when they fight back  (chicagotribune.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida You are free to smoke in your home, since your home is your castle*, and you are free to do as you wish. *Your apartment, condo, or public housing is not a castle  (sun-sentinel.com) (190)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)
(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?  (denverpost.com) (41)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida "Stranger passed out, vomited in woman's apartment" Or, as they call it in Gainesville: Saturday night  (sun-sentinel.com) (12)


Tue October 18, 2011
(News.com.au) Hero Firefighter catches boy dropped from window, is instantly hired by the Indianapolis Colts  (news.com.au) (21)

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