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377 headlines found matching 'ants'
Sat July 22, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The attorney for the Minnesota cop who shot an unarmed woman wants to know if she was on Ambien on that fateful night. Well this could change everything
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which books you love to re-read again and again. The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which books you love to re-read again and again
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Fri July 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving requesting trade out of Cleveland; no longer wants to play alongside LeBron James
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA Director wants Kim Jong-Un deposed from North Korea
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because every time a Fantastic Four movie is attempted it ends so well, Fox wants Noah Hawley to do a film on Doctor Doom
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Thu July 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stockholm Sessions says he's going to stay on as long as his master wants him to
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1969, Neil Armstrong plants the U.S. flag on the newly built NASA lunar sound stage
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Wed July 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court says you can be related to your grandparents, Keebler wants to steal your cookies, and some Congressmen are finally questioning Ivanka's security clearance. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former model pays to have four pints of fat injected into her buttocks for the Kim Kardashian look. Of course, if she really wants the whole package, she might consider having a few pints injected directly into her head
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump questions why almost every state is hiding the fact that hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants voted for Clinton
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Air conditioning technicians suggest you get your unit checked. Seriously? I check it religiously every day
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Head of the clean-up efforts at the Fukushima nuclear power plants, says the recovery from the disaster will nearly be complete once they dump nearly a million tons of radioactive waste into the Pacific Ocean
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri's Lt. Governor wants to scrap net neutrality because he thinks it will increase the number of people who sign up for broadband
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man is threatening to divorce his wife because: a) she doesn't love him, b) she has a totally different personality from him, or c) she wants to stop working as a prostitute
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Research shows many Christians - Evangelical Protestants in particular - say porn is always immoral, but watch it anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy wants to ratchet up the pressure on international Communism amid looming ICBM threats and growing Russian aggression and political infiltrations. Somehow, this is still not a repeat from 1950
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Who shows up on beaches on French northern shores? / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / Leading the people to shout, "Zut alors" / SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS / If puzzling mysteries appeal much to you / Then click on the link here and check out the view
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison offers $11m settlement, wants to still be friends
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Callista Gingrich (R):"President Trump wants the United States to be an environmental leader"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have 3 kids by IVF. I have frozen embryos, and my brother and his husband want to use a surrogate and my embryos. I'm okay with it. But my husband's sister is a loon and also wants them. Can I spurn her and give them to my brother?"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago visitors must be identified, Keebler wants police to take your money, and Qatar was hacked. It's your Rachel Maddow News Hour, starting at 9pm ET
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Babysitter arrested for breaking child's arm, hitting him with spatula for wetting his pants. On the bright side, at least she didn't break out the eggbeater and gravy boat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia wants the vig for Trump's Presidential bid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice chair of Trump's voter fraud commission wants to change federal law to add new requirements for voting, email shows. After all, you can reduce fraud by reducing the number of people who can vote, right?
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Sun July 16, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
A year after the failed coup in Turkey, government celebrates anniversary by firing 7,400 police, soldiers and other public servants. Yeah, that should make things much better
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Tow trucks refuse to remove homeless peoples' rat and flea-infested campers from Los Angeles streets. The job is so dirty no one wants it
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Predisent Lyington Firepants and slime jr and a nicely spelled out order of events around one little boring nothingburger meeting
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At last a Trump decision the Left can support? President nominates to DOJ someone who wants to eliminate COPS program, which doles out money to local law enforcement, who really like the extra cash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White house staffers are exposed. Eww, like anyone wants to see THAT on the intertubes
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Thu July 13, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
City rejects idea for a "stand-up water slide" because nobody wants to combine putting on a swimsuit to get just your feet wet with the heart-pounding rush of a moving sidewalk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"But honey, I'm not suggesting you really need breast implants. I'm only thinking of your safety"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A GOP congressman wants to make sure the Fed isn't planning a student loan bailout. No, no one was planning to do such a thing, but he just wanted to make sure it stayed that way
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(Vice)
 
 
 
India wants to censor the c-word from documentary
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(Wired)
 
 
 
AI and 'enormous data' could make tech giants harder to topple, as the Skynet prophesy continues to unfold
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back D.A.R.E. as it worked so well the first time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft wants to plug rural broadband gap with TV white space, bring BSoDs to everyone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a writer requires an intoxication with language." -Jim Harrison. Dangit, and all this time I was going with bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's thread, anti-sobriety edition
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Patent trolls could come after your pot plants
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How fire ants self-organize to build towers up to 30 ants tall, without guidance from a queen
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Air Canada, please retrieve your complimentary pants-soiling upon landing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Internet giants launch a day of action of net neutrality. Next year to be renamed support your ISP or no internet for you day
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Tue July 11, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The lawyer talks, the plane crashed and the Turtle wants to hold up recess. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump has Putin right where he wants him
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Leader of France's far-right party "Front National" wants to change its name. How about "La droite alternative," "Marron Couture," or simply "Vichy"?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Little Donnie caught in the Russian mess, Putin is not to be criticized in China and KY governor wants to stick it to more people. So, where will the show go tonight? Let's watch Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hear about the guy with the five penises? His pants fit like a glove, mostly due to this groundbreaking new study
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Insider who is totally not Jared Kushner just wants you to know it's Donnie Jr who's the real screw-up
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec man wants to legalize squirrel hunt-- ÉCUREUIL
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Firefighter outraged store flying Rainbow flag on July 4th holiday weekend, wants 'gay ass flag taken down' replaced with more appropriate U.S. flag or Confederate flag
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Sat July 08, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
This guilty looking dog reportedly scammed $6 million from immigrants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
48-year-old NFL bust Todd Marinovich wants to play football again less than one year after being arrested with pot and meth while naked
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic wants to know what on earth is wrong with Connecticut. Oh where do we even begin? I mean, do we have enough bandwidth here?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Billionaire wannabe makes head-scratching to-do list in 1972 because he wants to succeed from a young age. Why yes, his name is Richard Branson
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not even the GOP wants Trumpcare to happen
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 50 seafood restaurants in the United States. Is your favorite restaurant on there? What are your personal favorite places to chow down on seafood with lots of melted butter?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 8th Anniversary of The Decision. Bow before King James you lowly peasants
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to St. Louis tomorrow. Any recommendations on local restaurants? I want to try food I can't get at home
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Public Service Announcement: Skin-tight, shiny red pants do not provide adequate protection against anti-riot water cannons
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sam Watterston gives his blessings as two giants of AI team up to head off the coming robot apocalypse
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to make it harder for migrants to reach Europe. Why not force migrants to pass through a Windows 10 interface?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Happy Flying Ant Day, Wimbledon
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg, impressed with Alaska's Permanent Dividend Fund, wants all Americans to get basic income / free money. "Everybody - rich or poor - should be given the opportunity to chase their dreams without financial shackles"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants a do-over in Europe, which is about as likely as a majority of Americans getting their do-over in America
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese archaeologists find 5,000-year-old graveyard of "giants." 5' 11" tall giants
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iranians hold "Trumpism" cartoon contest in which hundreds of participants were invited to submit artwork mocking the Orange Cheeto
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says India is violating their border agreement. US wants to know where this disputed area is so they can drive a tank through it
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Tue July 04, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Is that a bottle of vodka in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn wants to replace the Queen with an elected head of state once the monarch dies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh Shakespeare, naughty boy, wherefore art thy pants?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants the media to give him credit for the Obama economy
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Oreo grants the internet full power to create whatever flavors of sandwich cookie they want. What unholy concoctions will you develop for Nabisco?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Forget Paris: 1,600 new coal-fired power plants are planned or under construction in 62 countries
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Nike wants the Gronk to drop his "Gronk spike" logo, claiming it is too similar to the Air Jordan Jumpman logo. You be the judge
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Do you want fire ants? Because that's how you get fire ants
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how much Donald Trump's personal assistant makes, now Subby wants that job
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum is so desperate to prove Trump won the popular vote and that voter fraud was a problem he wants to see Secretaries of State run sting operations to find out the truth. He fails to realize that idea is a major felony
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, there it is: Scott Walker wants Trump to tweet more
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Irish farmer found this ancient tool and wants to know what it's used for. Difficulty: Not a Guinness towel holder
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
If you're willing to give up sports, Charter wants you to go over-the-top with $20/mo entertainment channel bundle available on all your mobile devices. Among 25+ channels, CNN is included for true comedy relief
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's review the NFL scandal involving one of the league's most corrupt, cheatingest quarterbacks ever and featuring lots of sordid emails between team employees. That's right, it's the Eli Manning game-worn Giants memorabilia lawsuit
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Zefram Cochrane, inventor of Warp Drive, sentenced to jail time for protesting nuclear power (as used in plants and wessels)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out there's a photo of Mika Brzinicantspellitski on the day Trump claims she was bleeding. Brace yourself, the result may shock you
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Children must be stopped from reading Harry Potter as it makes them sympathetic to immigrants and LGBTQ people, warns pastor Jesse Lee Peterson
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's voter-fraud commission wants the name, address, date of birth, party affiliation, last four Social Security number digits and voting history back to 2006 of potentially every voter in each state
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
61-year-old Las Vegas grandfather, originally drafted in 1980 by the San Antonio Spurs, is training for the NBA. Apparently he just wants a chance to play with his fellow draftees who are still in the lineup
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trump blabbing about illegal immigrants during Unleashing American Energy conference
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"I don't know what it is. Some people say it's an albino raccoon, some says it's an albino fox. I don't know what it is. It's just an animal that I want to get rid of, and no one wants to come and get it"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Female LDS church employees may now wear pants and parents now get one week of parental leave. I dunno, might lead to dancing
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to the Korean broadcast of Giants' Jae-Gyun Hwang's first MLB home run. Baseball is truly a global sport
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a treadmill
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Wed June 28, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Author of new book wants us to stop sensationalizing the Donna Reed Party, because vacuuming in high heels and pearls was hard enough without all the cannibalism jokes
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
It sure looks like Marissa Mayer wants to be Uber's new CEO
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BP doubling down on deepwater drilling despite surging shale. Not even Senor Spielbergo wants a piece of this sequel
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How do you put pants on a dog? One leg at a time. Now, why you'd do that is another story
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: US Senate wants to supply states with money they can use to invest in their infrastructure and projects like sport stadiums. The bad news: Technically those are Medicaid funds but isn't a bridge in need of repair kind of "sick" too?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beware the "Islands of Nope" floating around in the aftermath of tropical storm Cindy
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated: Fark it, who wants to see the models in our swimsuit issue in swimsuits anyway? (not safe for work)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss city wants to crackdown on "hipster-food" at public swimming pools. Fark: hot dogs
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rep. Mike Rodgers (R-Uh Roh) wants to make new American military branch: US Space Corps, which seems wasteful since we already have Star Fleet, Earth Force
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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Sat June 24, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Farmers with herbicide-resistant Monsanto plants use weedkiller that drifts to neighboring farms, sparking Farmageddon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet Mike. Mitch McConnell wants to kill Mike. F*ck Mitch McConnell
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed near Dick's. That's what happens when your pants fit like a glove
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You Dems have it all wrong, Trump doesn't care about being president, he wants to be the communications director
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Dean Cain wants a Season 5 of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman with co-star Teri Hatcher. Because they're real, and they're spectacular
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in my day, we used nuclear radiation to produce really big plants in our atomic gardens
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The National Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Pence used private email server while governor of Indiana, cost state over $100,000. GOP chants of 'lock him up' strangely not happening
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Car burglar doesn't exactly get caught with his pants down...but that oughta hurt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your doggo wants to know who's a good pupper
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Owner saves dog from getting bitten by a rattlesnake. Owner takes the bite instead. Your dog wants you to order a steak for that owner
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Republican Senatorial candidate Luke Messner wants you to know that his wife's $240K per year part time job that only requires about 26 hours a week of actual work is totes legit and above board and has nothing to do with his political connections
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman rants about wanting to see a white doctor for her son. Since this was in Canada, she had to go on a six-month waiting list
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
School board member wants to forbid other members from discussing any school related matters outside of official school board meetings. Why yes, it is because some members have said mean things about his crooked buddy the superintendent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lufthansa CEO sees record summer as nobody wants to deal with all the penny-ante jerks at the competition
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh hey, looks like we have yet another trip Gen Michael Flynn apparently "forgot" about, this one a trip to Egypt and Israel on behalf of a joint Russian-US venture to build dozens of nuclear power plants all over the middle east
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump "wants heart" in GOP's secret health bill. Coming up next: GOP presents ACA repeal bill wrapped around the freshly cut out heart of a low-income single mom with a preexisting condition
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
Video
 
Why is an elderly man stealing plants from my garden at 2:30am?
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court strikes down sex offender social media ban. In other news... Hey guys, it's been a while but I'm back. Who wants a hug?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo wants to know what *you* would ask His Orangeness
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
News: baseball's best third baseman hits a walk-off homer to beat the Giants. Fark: In doing so he completed hitting for the cycle
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(Marietta Daily Journal)
 
 
 
"Right about then, the condoms fell out of his pants. Following the awkward silence, the kid apologized and was detained"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former UPI reporter who covered woman's murder as his first story wants to look at records to see if he can solve cold case. DA: No, because we need more time to look into it. We've only had 48 years
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea returns US citizen no one wants
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Your dog wants polędwiczki wołowe
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave Real Madrid and his decision is irreversible, like my raincoat
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Survivor of eight bear attacks literally writes the book on how to survive a bear attack "When Bears Attack Humans" based on his research of primary and secondary sources, wants people to know that they could end up being eaten if killed by a bear
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Fri June 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever notice how some restaurants have tables so close together you have to awkwardly squeeze between them? Well, there's a totally understandable reason for it
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
30 armed Border Patrol agents storm a desert encampment to arrest four immigrants. JFCWTF: The encampment was a medical facility offering shelter from the 100+ degree heat
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In what is certainly a meaningless act, China grants Trump nine trademarks it had previously rejected
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The smart co-host of Fox & Friends wore a green pantsuit. Some people had a problem with that
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes, Trump's possible decision to turn back Obama's Cuba policy could also benefit Vladimir Putin who wants to reestablish the client relationship that Cuba once had with the Soviet Union
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
How do flight attendants get rid of the stench you just left in the aircraft lavatory? They use the same thing that likely sent you there in the first place
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bid a fond farewell to Yahoo ... and welcome AOL back from the dead as the two former internet giants merge into a new zombie mashup company
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Tue June 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study links mosquito spray to delayed motor skills in babies. Mostly because the infants don't get any early eye-hand coordination practice swatting away insects
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Excuse me, sir. Those aren't dragons in your pants, are they? Why yes, yes they are. And they're mad, too
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aaron Judge's MLB-best 22nd home run (only 435-feet) prompted MVP chants ... at Angel Stadium
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
German computer scientists deem the penny-farthing obsolete, construct 19th-century "dandy horse" wooden bicycle with Arduino tech for the Berlin hipster who wants to make a retro-futurist statement with his ride
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old and busted: income from building nuke plants. New non-meltdowny profitability hotness: dismantling them
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Mon June 12, 2017
(US Supreme Court)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch's first opinion on the Supreme Court... grants debt holders the right to call you at all hours of the night because they aren't "debt collectors"
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman is #1 with $52 million, entombing The Mummy's crummy $30 million #2 debut, Captain Underpants #3 with $12.6 million. Pirates of the Caribbean V: Rogue Nation sank to #4 with $10.4 million, viral horror film It Comes at Night a dismal #5
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III probably making fudge stripes in his little pants right about now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just like no one ever wants to order the cheapest bottle of wine. Airlines new 'basic economy' solely exists to make you pay more ... and the airlines are counting on it
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Fri June 09, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Facebook wants your elected officials to know what news stories you're reading. Caturday party poised to take over Congress
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need your recommendations for hotels/bars/restaurants in Jacksonville, Florida. (Subby is headed there later this year for the Seahawks @ Jaguars game.) And yes, I plan on hanging out with Deadpool at TGI Friday's
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you thought Sam Brownback was as bad as Kansas could get, Kris Kobach wants to run for governor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's raining ants - hallelujah
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just another day working at customs: the illegal plants, the confiscated fruit, the $4.8 million of meth hidden in candles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister transitioned into a man and broke up with his long-term girlfriend. I've had a crush on his ex for years, and we too have been friends. I think she wants to date me but I don't know if I'm misreading the signals. What do?"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
You're upset that your meal included onions, so you A) ask for a new plate of food without onions, B) remove the onions yourself, or C) threaten to shoot the owner before dropping your pants and exposing yourself
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"SpongeBob SquarePants" musical set to hit Broadway. Early reviews say the actor portraying the sponge has become very self-absorbed
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man has pair of pants stolen, and probably doesn't want them back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico wants to become a state and sign on to this whole crazy USA thing
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Playing two hours of video games a week makes students more employable. Mostly because other applicants are busy playing video games for 120 hours a week
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Tue June 06, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Suspect caught stuffing 15 quarts of motor oil down his pants. Fry wanted for questioning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you stole a pick up truck in Aberdeen, Idaho on Sunday morning and then wrecked it, and impaled a guardrail through it, crossing a canal and then getting away, everybody wants to talk to you because WTF happened here?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's claims were so false, his pants bursting into flames actually contributed a tenth of a degree increase in global temperature
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Acting head of U.S. embassy to China: "Trump wants me to do what? Fark that. I'm outta here"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: My wife wants me to have sex with a stranger
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eric Mangini wants to be friends with Bill Belichick again. In other news, water no longer wet and the sky is purple
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oculus founder Palmer Luckey wants to sell Trump a virtual border wall, and good-guy Sauron Peter Thiel is going to pay for it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Democrats of obstructionism and says he wants them to approve his nominees. Democrats point out that things would go a lot more smoothly, if he actually got around to nominating anyone for those key positions he's complaining about
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The United States is facing a growing scourge of domestic terrorism - from far-right white Christian men -- so of course Trump wants to ban Muslims from entering the country
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Did you know that these ten chain restaurants were out of business or barely alive? Are there any more you would like to add to the list? Want to bring any of them back?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC finally gets a win with Wonder Woman, breaking records at #1 with $97 million. Captain Underpants was #2 with $25 million, Pirates Of The Caribbean V: The Final Frontier sinking to #3 with $21 million, Baywatch out to sea at #5 with $8.5 million
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The latest potential murder committed by Millennials? Casual dining restaurants
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants to bury the infamous post-9/11 torture report and has his best people working on suppressing it when, suddenly, OBAMA
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese company makes custom samurai armor for pets. Your dog wants some chain mail
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a steak, not meatballs filled with nails
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Netflix leaves battle for Net Neutrality, says it's big enough to get the deals it wants, so screw all those startups
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Restaurants see a major decline in their lunch business. Apparently with many Americans working three part time jobs, their first sit down meal isn't until 4:00 AM
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Justice Department gets warrants to surveil journalists in order to identify leakers
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crate and Barrel in a bit of a battle with Restoration Hardware over restaurants and CEOs. The junk for your house? Not important
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog flu confirmed in Florida. Your dog wants chicken noodle soup
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Portland mayor wants free speech banned within city limits to prevent its racist citizens from herping the derp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump demands McConnell do away with the filibuster entirely and just pass all the laws HE wants, says if the situation were reversed, "Dems would do it, no doubt"...despite the fact that when the situation WAS reversed, the Dems DIDN'T
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hollywood wants you to know that your insistence on using sites like Rotten Tomatoes to call out their shiatty movies is making it a lot harder for them to make money on shiatty movies. So, you know, stop it
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
One of the largest subprime auto lenders in the nation only checked the incomes of 8 percent of applicants. Repo men everywhere smile
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It never gets old watching some really happy dogs welcoming soldiers home. Your dog wants a hero
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Rapper Pitbull wants you to remember our fallen freedom defenders this Memorial Day...by tweeting a photo of himself smiling, wrapped in the American flag
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Keeping the weekend theme going, the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which musician -- past or present -- would you most like to hang out with for a day?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants a "war room" in the White House. Besides the free press, who's he going to war with? Is he taking us all with him?
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Thu May 25, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Rashad McCants says dating Khloe Kardashian killed his career. Sure, and dating the popular girl killed Subby's chance of fortune fame
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
It's not spam, it's not robocalls - it's ringless voicemail and the GOP's FCC wants to make it legal
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So if your company makes $10M/year, and China's stock market trades at 1000 times earnings, and there's a Chinese chemical company that wants to double its market cap, maybe your talking cat app really is worth a billion dollars to someone
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to sell off half of the country's strategic petroleum reserve
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Mon May 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Repealing/replacing Obamacare all comes down to a slow-moving turtle. If he ever wants to come out of his shell, that is
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn wants to remind you he is not antisemitic, it's just he hangs out with, supports, and praises Holocaust deniers, who he also claims are not antisemitic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I guess it's newsworthy when Miley Cyrus performs with her pants on
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Melania spends all day watching cable news and she wants Bullshiat Spice fired. At least we know what she does all day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's your feel-good goats in yoga pants saving Caribbean island story of the day
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's see, pants, shirts, more pants, 60 bags of weed, socks--wait, back up one
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"While in the office I asked the subject to remove the meat from inside of his pants. He explained to me that he was a police officer"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these aerial combatants
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Would you drive a car made from plants?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants to make education great again by eradicating a critical student loan forgiveness program
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Wed May 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The free market wants Donnie boy gone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA: Stop looking for lead in your kids' pants, it is not there
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/17): Marvel's Generation X explores what happens to mutants with crappy powers, Batman and The Flash try to make sense of Flashpoint, and Invincible moves towards the final showdown with Evil Freddie Mercury
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since it doesn't look like Spiceweasel wants to come out and play today, why don't we take a second and discuss/digest the news that has come out in the last week? It's only Wednesday. Let's try and parse through the unending flow of shiat, shall we?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's Governor wants to outlaw nips. Geez, can't we just use padded bras
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
European car plants now halted by ransomware attack. Renault plant reports delays in getting vehicles delivered to the three people who have orders
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Ok, so who wants to set the line on when Josh Allen is found in an alley od'ing on fentanyl?
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Tue May 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Would all of our French Open contestants please step forward......not so fast Maria Sharapova
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Who hasn't wanted a butt-shaped cup lid? Farker's friend wants to make your dreams come true
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump no longer wants to talk about the tapes
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most disastrous fast-food menu fails of all-time, because who really wants table service at a burger joint, anyway?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman robs restaurant with hammer with assistance from her dog. Your dog wants a good lawyer and plea deal
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your wife the one thing she really wants: A useful husband
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
This Malibu lawyer is working hard to be the change he wants to see
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Treasonous descendants of traitors fire up the torches to defend statue of treasonous General, treasonously chanting 'Russia is our Friend'. Treason
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool'
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Social scientists from the International Anthropomorphic Research Project are unmasking the furries among us, slamming media "which characterize furries as sexual deviants in the interest of creating a more titillating story"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News, yes really Fox News, states that if Trump wants to quit, he should just say so noting that "Both his supporters and his growing list of opponents would... work together to give him what he wants, so he will go away"
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. expects this year's Liberty University commencement speaker Donald Trump "to tell [graduates] what he wants to do to make their careers run more smoothly and make it easier for them to raise families"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New simulation program aims to overcome air travel anxiety, possibly by letting people virtually experience being beaten by airport police or snarled at by rabid United Airline attendants
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
9 out of 10 Americans don't fact check information they read on social media. Mostly because who wants to ruin a good story with the truth?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump wants to cancel the highest-rated comedy on afternoon TV
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC wants Kelly Clarkson to judge the American Idol revival, Justin Guarini to join the show as a studio usher
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: I want to be probed "so strong and so good. I want to get to the bottom." He wants it "absolutely done properly"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump wants "Goddamn steam" power for carrier catapults. Next up, the U.S. Navy will be switching back to coal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Watch a dog sniff its way around town, smelling grass, fire hydrants and butts along the way. You might think 'wow, I'll never be able to do that.' But why not? Have you even tried?" Well, yeah, that's what led to the restraining order. DUH
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio wants to make peace with FARC, get rid of all those .gifs of him taking a sip of water
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(Deadspin)
 
Boobies
 
Marlins fan shows off her ample support for her team (Not safe for work or ants)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered about the origins of your favorite chain restaurants? Here are the stories for 24 of them
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants America to "move on" from the Russia investigation. With bonus Baghdad Bob "nothing to see here" pic
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian sympathizer appears before judge for ratting out FBI informants. Odds are he'll replace Comey
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson: "I have fallen over while attempting to quickly take off my pants"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants to send astronauts to the moon for a whole year as part of their Mars plan
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The terrifying moment rally driver Tomasz Kasperczyk needed a new pair of pants
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The right R&D investments are 'good bets' for both climate and economies, say researchers clearly fishing for grants
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Crowd chants 'shame' as Paul Ryan enters Harlem charter school, obviously forgetting he doesn't have any
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Comey's out at the FBI, Trump wants to arm Syrian Kurds and the fecal matter is about to impact the rotary oscillator. Get your drink, get your popcorn and let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC at 9:00 EDT
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: Barry attempts to find John G on The Flash (8ET CW) Later, Liv just wants to party all the time on iZombie (9ET CW) Finally, Coulson finds he can't shake his desire to make his own soap on Agents of Shield (ABC 10ET)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Google's parent company wants to create new high-tech district in Toronto. I can't imagine why they'd want to expand to a stable location with a well educated workforce
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration on working on vetting procedures for immigrants :"We've put our pens down ... [w]e haven't done any work on it." You know what? Just eliminate "on vetting procedures for immigrants" and post this headline for the next 7 years
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man walks up the pulpit during church services, pulls his pants down and shows his quarter inch killer to parishioners because "The Lord told me to do it." Amen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Giants' bus broke down on the way to the airport after being swept by the Cincinnati Reds. If they didn't have bad luck they would have no luck at all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Heading into the next UN climate summit to figure out the rules for implementing the climate-rescue Paris Agreement, the numbers look pretty bad for planet Earth. Worse: Trump wants to rewrite the math
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zuck wants to live like common people, he wants to do whatever common people do
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Greyhound trainer has license revoked after 5 dogs test positive for cocaine. Your dog wants a line and some Clapton on the radio
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook retires Oculus VR studio because it wants to spend more time with its family. Actually because currently there is little interest in virtual reality, at least not the stuff that's come out from various companies
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet finally sees the hole in the Underpants Gnomes' plans at IBM, sends stock plummeting
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The governor asked me, 'I'd like you to burn more coal.' Well, we don't have any more coal plants. We're not going to build any more coal plants. That's not going to happen"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why all those store closures might not be such a terrible thing. You're reading this while eating delivery, wearing Amazon sweatpants, watching Netflix, and unemployed
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine wants to open more clinics to help people who repeatedly overdose on opiates. Just kidding. He wants the overdosee to pay for their dose of Narcon and communities who don't enforce that to pay a $1,000 fine
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Alexis Sanchez wants out of Arsenal because he's angry to discover his teammates are lollygaggers who don't share his desire to win or to play well in big games
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Learning absolutely nothing from history, the SEC approves a quadruple-leveraged ETF for the investor who wants to lose everything but is too poor to get a margin account
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker thinks we're too smart, wants to end compulsory education because school is "shoved down everyone's throat"
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Tue May 02, 2017
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: To stop Savitar, Barry needs a healthy Brand on The Flash (CW 8pm ET). Later, Liv makes life uncomfortable for everyone on iZombie (CW 9pm ET). Finally, escape is in sight but not everyone wants to leave on Agents of Shield (ABC 10pm ET)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren settles lawsuit with Glenn Beck, is free to go be an uneducated right-wing bigoted idiot with whichever media competitor she wants
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Mon May 01, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"While the investigations aren't moving very fast, they're increasingly serious - even, in some measure, bipartisan. Trump's scofflaw habits are keeping them alive...nobody wants to be the next Nunes"
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus says Trump wants the power to sue news outlets and says changing libel laws is something the administration has looked at
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Hawaii wants to ban a certain sunscreen to save sea coral. STAY IN THE HOUSE, CORAL, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM
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Fri April 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is on the right track with North Korea, says...wait...seriously? Yeah...fark it. Subby's going for a drink. Who wants to come along?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels wants a United Ireland to join the EU after Britain's Brexit, setting up a very uncomfortable future for the UK
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On National Superhero Day, here are the dumbest superhero powers ever according to the NY Daily Snooze
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump Tax Plan could turn "everyone and their dog" into an LLC. Your dog wants a 401k
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you happy to see me or are you carrying 23 pounds of cocaine in your pants?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Uber wants to have flying taxis in three years. In related news, Uber thinks it will be around in three years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new drug with 100 times the potency of heroin hitting the DC streets: elephant tranquilizer. Like, literally tranquilizer for elephants. You know, maybe we just let this one sort itself out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA says lethal injection drugs imported by Texas must be destroyed or exported within 90 days. Which is ironically the exact same guidelines Texas uses for illegal immigrants
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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Sun April 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York college has a 100% job-placement rate, 8:1 student-teacher ratio, no teaching assistants, and no tuition: But there's one small catch
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Science knows that listening to music can make you drive faster. The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which songs are most likely to result in a speeding ticket
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile down under, British immigrants are upset the new Oz crackdowns are "tarring them with the same brush" as those who aren't "from a Christian background;" complain they never thought the dingoes would eat *their* faces
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Straight)
 
 
 
With siblings forbidding him from touring as "Zappa plays Zappa," Dweezil changes name of his tour to "50 Years of Frank: Dweezil Zappa Plays Whatever the F*CK He Wants-to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his father's first album, Freak Out"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill head off to a world controlled by the descendants of Paulie's sexbot from Rocky IV who have poopmojis for faces in Doctor Who: Smile, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Class is on afterward, if you still care
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State senator who resigned after dropping N-bombs amongst black legislators also had Hooters calendar girl, Playboy model as paid "political consultants." I guess that's what some call it these days
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Plants are not only trying to reproduce in the spring--pollen raises the suicide rate in humans. I, for one, welcome our new angiospermian overlords
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to be the Borg Queen within four years
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly because it wants to fill the network with "pro-gay closet Nazis"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump loves Wikileaks so much, his Justice Department has drawn up charges against Julian Assange and wants him arrested
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Facebook's "typing by brain" project is clearly a great idea, because everyone wants their honest and uncensored thoughts posted directly to FB
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Headline: FDA wants to see new hand sanitizer studies. Reality: People freaking out that hand sanitizer will kill us all. Farkliters: Hand sanitizer tastes yummy
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(Some Harvard Business School)
 
 
 
Increasing the minimum wage by a dollar increases the likelihood of average-rated restaurants closing down or moving to other areas, and deters new ones from opening
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Tourists, here are some of the dark secrets of the Times Square Olive Garden ... for when you visit NYC and its great restaurants
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Because gun laws aren't lax enough and the average American's life in danger from loose firearm regulations, the NRA now wants to push forth on National Reciprocity
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Wed April 19, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel grants guest's strange request. Where's the Walken tag when you need it?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump wants to dump Iran deal even though it works, Sir Jason of Chaffetz bravely runs away from re-election and Elizabeth Warren is in the hot seat for "The Interview." It's Rachel Maddow at 9:00 PM EDT on MSNBC - let's watch together
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The Brewers Association, the nonprofit trade group representing small and independent craft brewers, wants to "crack down" on sexist beer ads and labels. They said "Crack" heh heh
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
IBM Revenue has fallen for 20 quarters in a row. At this point, the Underpants Gnomes have a better business plan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House aides grappling with their sudden notoriety as everyone wants a chance to be seen with a future criminal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of "Facebook killer" doesn't know if she wants to keep her name that he spoke on the video because the internet has been telling her she's the one who should have died. You're not helping, internet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Chihuahua riding with drunken owner laps up spilled vodka, requires vet visit to sober up. Your dog wants an Alka-Seltzer
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Ikea considering opening standalone restaurants, hex keys not included
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones Custody lawyer : He's not REALLY nuts at all; those rants are just an act. Alex Jones on FB on the way to court: This is 100% real and anyone who says otherwise is part of a globalist plot to destroy me. Lawyer: Can I get paid in cash?
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just like most merchants, Millennials won't accept American Express
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Shut off the computer when I read "DIY fecal transplants"
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(TV NewsCheck)
 
 
 
It almost seems if Dish Network wants to go out of business
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Sun April 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 'loner stoner' is a thing of the past. Today's pot smoker wants to integrate toking into a wellness program that includes diet and exercise
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Study finds puppies love baby talk but older dogs don't. Your dog wants you to cut that "goochy-goo" crap and give him steak
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck wants to teach your kids the real facts they will need to confront liberal college professors. Like how the Founding Fathers agreed that creationism was the truth and evolution is a lie. And all for less than $400
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(Some Fictional Guy)
 
 
 
This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know which fictional character would you most like to be real? And, conversely, which one would you most *not* want to see in this reality?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Police find Connecticut man hiding under laundry pile while trying to serve him warrants
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
50 Nightmare-inducing Easter Bunny Photos. Suddenly, Bugs Bunny not wearing any pants and occasionally dressing up like a woman totally makes sense
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Doctors baffled why eight-month-old baby weighs 38 pounds and only wants to eat all of the time
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Rohan Marley, son of Bob, wants some of that sick Beats-type money, plugs his company's sustainably-made headphones, speakers and vinyl turntables to attract millennials who want analog audio connection to classic reggae and DIY culture
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to put a couple hundred bucks more in your paycheck. And he'll pay for it by killing your parents and grandparents
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt wants to reassign EPA funds supposed to be invested into protecting the U.S. environment for protecting something much more valuable instead: himself
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stratcom tweets Breitbart story. People get upset. General wants to know why. Gizmodo gets the emails
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Tue April 11, 2017