Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'animals'

Headlines matching 'animals'

Tue May 21, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Licensed volunteer wildlife rehabilitators help nurse animals back to health so they can reenter the wild and OH MY GOD BABY FOXES AND RACOONS source: qctimes.com \| share:	(82)

Sat May 18, 2013

(Some Guy)

Scientists name ancient lobster after Johnny Depp. Apparently, the lobster was inexplicably popular and chronically overexposed despite a lack of substance

source: peoplepets.com | share:

(17)

Sat May 04, 2013

Today's cute animals rescued from neglect by a hoarder: Pot-bellied pigs

source: wtkr.com | share:

(30)

Thu May 02, 2013


		Mouthless acid-secreting 'zombie worms' that devour whale bone. In other news, MOUTHLESS ACID-SECRETING ZOMBIE WORMS source: sciencerecorder.com \| share:	(30)

Mon April 29, 2013

A welcome mat. Unexploded ordnance. Stuffed animals. Medical waste. A boogie board. Fake flowers

source: nj.com | share:

(21)

Sun April 28, 2013

California is considering a statewide ban on lead bullets because they're harmful to humans and animals. Well, duh

source: opposingviews.com | share:

(289)

Wed April 24, 2013

Six animals that science has discovered can dance better than most white guys

source: theweek.com | share:

(53)

Sat April 20, 2013

Fark Philly Up - Spend the day in Philly taunting animals and ringing bells, or meet us at night for a couple drinks. Saturday, July 20th at Oscar's. - 3 Month Countdown

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(123)

Fri April 19, 2013


		One thing researchers can't figure out about the H7N9 virus is that even though the government killed lots of chickens to stop its spread, several of the victims had no contact with live poultry at all. New hypothesis: maybe it's jumped species source: healthland.time.com \| share:	(9)

Wed April 17, 2013

		What's stranger: The fact that some unhappy costumers tossed a dead groundhog and a grouse into a small-town bar, or the fact that the local police chief says the use of dead animals in this fashion is fairly common source: kansas.com \| share:	(32)
		Got $2.4M? Want a zoo including 'more than $1 million worth of "exotic animals" '? No problem source: courierpostonline.com \| share:	(29)

Sun April 14, 2013

How not to be seen

source: boredpanda.com | share:

(46)

Sat April 13, 2013

Meet the Tardigrades. You might know them as waterbears or moss piglets. I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm in the 5th grade all over again

source: youtube.com | share:

(24)

Fri April 12, 2013

Forget 30,000 years of beer history. Scientists prove 2,000,000 years of the blessed nectar

source: reuters.com | share:

(22)

Wed April 10, 2013

How animals eat their food. Apparently there is much more to head butting than previously thought

source: youtube.com | share:

(21)

Thu April 04, 2013

Feds push new meat labels that will tell consumers where animals were born, raised and slaughtered. Your hamburger is Bess4815162342, born and raised in factory farm 3F127, and died a natural death by stun gun 12 days ago. Enjoy your meal

source: nydailynews.com | share:

(47)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Dancing sea lion proves animals can keep a beat. Rapping penguin to prove white guys still can't dance source: natureworldnews.com \| share:	(10)
		Genetic throwbacks are utterly adorable source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(20)

Wed March 27, 2013

After studying the behavior of wild pack animals, scientists can now predict with 99% accuracy where gang fights will occur

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(86)

Mon March 25, 2013

All you ever wanted to know about stegosaurus mating

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(40)

Fri March 22, 2013

Rep. Paul Broun wants you to know what a tough guy he is for killing and eating exotic animals. Are you impressed yet?

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

PETA - Proudly Euthanizing Thousands of Animals

source: vi.virginia.gov | share:

(297)

Mon March 18, 2013

Problem: Farm animals are being abused while being taken to slaughter, do you A. Impose higher standards for animal welfare B. Prosecute those responsible for animal abuse or C. Make it illegal to record videos at the slaughterhouse

source: foxnews.com | share:

(159)

Sat March 16, 2013

The top 10 celebrities who also happen to look like animals. Why yes, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Nikki Minaj are both on the list

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

(31)

Tue March 12, 2013

Lizards and snakes can be found at the Florida Capitol building today. Also, some animals are on display

source: wctv.tv | share:

(3)

Mon March 11, 2013

Is it humane to bring Grumpy Cat and other Internet famous animals on publicity tours? Does all the exploitation and camera flashes make them grumpy?

source: gothamist.com | share:

(111)

Thu March 07, 2013

Animals that don't give a fark about their disabilities; proving once again on how Fark needs a badass tag

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

(76)

Mon March 04, 2013

Get ready for Instagrammed pictures of live fish and blowhole porn everywhere, as dolphins are poised to join humankind on the Internet

source: phys.org | share:

(30)

Sat March 02, 2013

Beyonce's shoes are made of anaconda, stingray, crocodile, and ostrich. But you should see her daughter's loafers, former gophers. It was either that or skin their chauffeurs

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(96)

Wed February 27, 2013

The news: Animal rights activist accused of trying to hire a hit man to kill someone wearing fur is too crazy to stand trial. The fark: We'll just her go

source: cleveland.com | share:

(100)

Tue February 26, 2013

If financial problems are hindering your ability to buy food for your animals, consider Pet Food Stamps

source: opposingviews.com | share:

(58)

Sat February 23, 2013

Man charged with felonious "polluting to harm humans, animals, plants." His crime? Releasing a dozen helium-filled balloons

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

(171)

Tue February 19, 2013

Help a Farker finish his TV pilot: a thoughtful drama about family and loss ... oh, and it's an animated fantasy adventure with pirate animals

source: kickstarter.com | share:

(21)

Sat February 16, 2013

(Some Confused Pastafarian)

"Amphibians, reptiles, (cold-blooded animals) and shellfish are permitted" to be eaten during Lent? Leviticus 9:12: "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." IT'S A TRAP

source: catholicnewsagency.com | share:

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Wed February 13, 2013

		Having a body with a penis at one end and a vagina at the other makes for some interesting possibilities - even more so if the penis is disposable and you can grow a new one overnight. Welcome to the bizarro world of sea slug sex source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(33)
		Polar bears may require feeding by/of humans because of ailing ecosystem, researchers say source: thestar.com \| share:	(23)