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82 headlines found matching 'amen'
Mon January 23, 2017
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(NFL)
 
 
 
SB 51 is set. Patriots vs Falcons. Two of the top three offenses in the league should give us a barn-burner. Post your predictions, lamentations, etc. Or whine about your team losing to one of these two to the right
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I got so drunk that I made Ramen and didn't use the flavor packet. What should I do with it?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
States pursue "constitutional carry" bill allowing citizens to buy and carry guns with no permit. Because the 2nd Amendment thirsts for more blood
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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Sun January 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Luck of the Irish strike again? Will the UK have a Bruiserweight Champion? Will the winner be a Real Man's Man? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament concludes live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
No dunking, better fundamentals, lead UCONN women's basketball team to the most consecutive wins in NCAA history. Again
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be the breakout star? Who will be eliminated too early? Will the taxi and phone booth be on the stage? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament begins live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-three years on the job, and you get clipped by a tractor trailer and you and your snowplow get shoved down a 300' cliff to your certain doom. That you lived should be a testament to others that seat belts save lives
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA to stream its first regular season game live on Facebook when the Golden State Warriors visit the Sacramento Kings. Difficulty: Only available to fans in INDIA
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Sat January 07, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Boondoggle n \ˈbün-ˌdä-gəl, -ˌdo-\ 1: a braided cord worn by Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide, hatband, or ornament 2: a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the art of crafting the perfect running playlist, from Olympic marathoners to beer milers: "Music is fundamental to running. It's a legal performance-enhancer"
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Tue December 27, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama's ape-whisperer in West Virginia now has much more time on her hands to practice her 1st Amendment rights
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 607: "OrnaMENTAL". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will become the number one contender to Shinsuke Nakamura's NXT title? Who will win the Battle of the Bulls tournament? Who is the smarter Bella twin? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey at 8pm ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As many as one in 10 Icelanders protested in front of the Alþingi, the national parliament, demonstrating their anger through the time-honoured tradition of hurling Icelandic yoghurt and waving bananas
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy to recognize different kinds of seamen again
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Australia: where even your Christmas tree ornaments want to kill you
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How to turn basic sugar cookies into Xmas tree ornaments. Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants
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Thu December 15, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rufus Wainwright discusses his close relationship with the late, lamented Leonard Cohen
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Wed December 14, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Team USA defeat Team Foreign Menace? Will Samoa Joe regain the NXT Title from Shinsuke Nakamura in a steel cage? Who will continue on in the Battle of the Bulls tournament? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with Tribute to the Troops at 8pm on USA
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
British parliament bans extreme right wing neo-Nazi hate groups, making them officially illegal on 16 December. Your move, America
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Feeling hungry? Tokyo restaurant will pay you $438 if you can eat this giant bowl of ramen in 20 minutes
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey: Gen. Michael Flynn's had a rough past, but maybe we should give him a chance. What's that, he's on Twitter? *takes a look* What the fu...I mean, I would like to amend my previous remarks
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
There's no event in history that can't be made into a branding opportunity for a basketball tournament, as the participants in this week's Pearl Harbor Invitational could tell you
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Tower real estate brokers are billing Trump's Secret Service detail as an amenity to sell shiat condos
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sting visits Japan to plug new album, does talk-show circuit, eats ramen, gets photobombed backstage by this year's Asian novelty-hit artist to satisfy their shared record label. Lite rock stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what's the verdict for Tiger Woods after completing his first golf tournament in 15 months? Some magic, some rust, and no pain
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Sat December 03, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen files for constitutional amendment to get rid of the Electoral College. I just wanted to let you know: We're all counting on you. Good luck
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can give your tree that dash of French techno-robot élan it so desperately needs this holiday season with these Daft Punk Christmas ornaments
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Thu December 01, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Burning the flag is speech in the sense that it conveys a message, but it should not be protected under the First Amendment
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't think bigly of the first amendment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan offers senior drivers discount ramen for life at any Japanese Farmer's Market if they voluntarily give up their driver's licenses
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Southerner's Lament: When your love for college football exceeds your love for God, sometimes you've got to walk away from the game
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Trump MAGA hat Christmas ornament epic review excerpt: "It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is selling Christmas ornaments in the shape and style of his iconic red baseball cap. It's great for all your relatives who dream of a white Christmas
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" hits the Hot 100 for the first time in history, becoming a true posthumous hit for the late, lamented, legendary singer-songwriter
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Mon November 21, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian parliamentary debate derailed by fart
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Next time you heat up cup ramen, add some sake. "Instead of a strong alcoholic kick, mixing with the ramen broth brought out more of the sweetness in its flavor profile, and also imparted a bit of pleasant creaminess to the broth's mouth feel"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More like "First Amendment Defenestration Act"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Cuban seamen, condoms, fish... this joke should write itself
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriot proposes 10th Amendment solution to Trump's neofascist campaign promises. And before you nitpick, constitutionally, municipal governments are treated as subunits of state governments. So yes, this is a 10th Amendment solution
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
We are now one state legislature away from Republicans being able to call a constitutional convention. What amendments would they propose?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conaway on Harry Reid calling Donald Trump a bigot: "He should be very careful about characterizing somebody in a legal sense". Facepalm tag last seen following the First Amendment to an undisclosed hideout
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Get 24 of these gin-filled ornaments to make someone's Christmas tree double up as an alcoholic advent calendar. Perfect for that Farker in your life
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Fri November 11, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
If you like Ramen you can now take a bath in it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman viciously persecuted just for exercising his First Amendment rights in a way that was in no way deplorable or racist
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Goatfarker of Bosporus just went full dictator and started arresting members of parliament of the opposition party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Angered Brexit supporters demand Parliament works for the people, screams at MPs to get Britain out of the EU
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Wed November 02, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Group representing victims of apartment gas explosion in Silver Spring, MD, announce a "major announcement" regarding their clients. Gosh, I wonder what it could be. Chess tournament? Ice cream social? LARP outing? What do you guys think?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sadly, women can be disqualified from a chess tournament for showing too much cleavage. Apparently there are rules against soft pawn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Got a favorite constitutional amendment? Here are Clinton and Trump's positions on it. List is noticeably silent on their positions on how long my buddy in the National Guard can continue to crash on my couch, eat my food, and drink my beer
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Fri October 28, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
With a brand new arena, Sacramento wants to host NBA All-Star game. Problem: city has too few hotel rooms. Solution: cruise ships. Wrinkle: Sacramento is 80 miles from the sea
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Tue October 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yao Ming has spent most of his life making normal sized humans look like lawn ornaments, but this series of shots in South China is just ridiculous
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump: You know this whole 1st Amendment thing is getting out of hand. Too much freedom of the press, believe me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump lands the critical Branch Davidian endorsement:"David Koresh would have admired Trump. First of all, he believes in the Second Amendment, he believes in the guns, and also the truth"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Some 2nd Amendment Solution)
 
 
 
Training now available for the "2nd Amendment People" to prepare to do protect Real 'Murika from Hillary. WOLVERINES
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Woman with skull stuck on a stick leads Sacramento police to dead body. No word why the rest of the Fellowship didn't go with them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump laments "wasting" over a year of his life on his campaign
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SEC imposes $50k penalty on firm for offering a fantasy stock trading game, which sucks for all of you that picked up IBM on the waiver wire after GE went down with a torn knee ligament
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Tourists in Iceland, wanting that perfect photo of the sea, are risking death at an alarming rate, with several paying the ultimate price. "Despite the new signs, something is clearly not getting through, as you see in the video," she lamented
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP laments the fact Trump threw the debate away
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders speaks out in favor of Amendment 69. I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's evidence against groping claims is a British man who claimed to procure underage boys for Parliament sex parties and planted false stories in the British press. Seems legit
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck wonders what Trump would have to say to lose the support of his fans. I think a tape where he ponders getting rid of the second amendment and arresting superstitious, gun owning hillbillies would probably do it
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Eric Trump's winning strategy: repeal the 19th Amendment
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian chef laments that the British are ruining Italian food just like they've ruined every other cuisine they've ever encountered: "The British make spaghetti bolognese, which does not exist in Italy"
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"...Campaign finance records from the 1990 effort showed that Pence, then 31, had been using political donations to pay the mortgage on his house, his personal credit card bill, groceries, golf tournament fees and car payments for his wife."
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Thu October 06, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
US Rep. Walter "Freedom Fries " Jones, thinks that Donald Trump needs to join Hillary Clinton and take a pledge to end "Citizens United" by Constitutional Amendment if necessary. No seriously, stop laughing
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(Time)
 
 
 
Norway's Prime Minister caught playing Pokemon Go during a session parliament. But what even happens in Norway anyway?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents spent years as Christian missionaries, and they continue to give to fundamentalist charities and right-wing politicians. I disagree with their politics and they did not give us money for college. They won't pay to visit me"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky GOP leaders asks state House candidate to drop out over Obama monkey wharrgarbbl Facebook posts, say he has First Amendment right to free speech but should be a little classier when running for office
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Fri September 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles turns 45, with key assist from the USA: "A trip to the United States in the 1960s inspired Ando's cup creation, when he watched people break up his original rectangular blocks of instant ramen to fit into cups for consumption"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
EA Sports finally notice that Dybala is actually quite good, amend his FIFA stats
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump explains how running lemonade stands as a kid taught her the fundamentals of business, including making the hired help bail her out because no one was buying her product
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
En México, que estaban esperando Clinton haría mejor. De hecho estaban esperando Clinton destruiría el Orange amenaza de la misma manera Santo venció al demonio azul
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump shouted, "I have a great temperament. Why does everybody keep saying I have a bad temperament?" He then mooned the crowd and rolled around on the floor like Curly from the Three Stooges
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supplier of execution drugs to the state of Missouri files a motion in court claiming they don't make any money selling the drugs-they just do it 'cause they really like killin' people and thus the drug sales are 1st amendment-protected "free speech"
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Hearthstone fan plays with friends, accidentally creates qualifying tournament for massive prize pot at BlizzCon
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Sun September 25, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment is for whites only
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