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89 headlines found matching 'amen'
Sat August 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make ramen something other than sustenance for marijuana users and college students. There is no reason for there to be a "Ramen Lobster Roll"
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
What is going to kill you this week? Ramen noodles, of course
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last month Oakland, California ended its 80-year ban on pinball machines in public, and people celebrated with a monthlong pinball tournament. Who became Oaktown's Pinball Wizard?
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(29)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(Leaving Fundamentalism)
 
 
 
Subby was raised in a hyper-strict fundamentalist school. If you're asking yourself 'I wonder if this ACE system is good for my farkling,' have a read of what it was like for Subby
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Only the A.V. Club could take a retrospective article about Carmen Sandiego and turn it into a lamentation about the lack of good Doctor Who video games
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(40)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
County commissioners refuse to accept the existence of the 1st Amendment
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(60)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
We must also go back and read the Constitution, including the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of religion. It says nothing about freedom from religion
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(503)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High stakes chess tournament where they play TO THE DEATH
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Thu August 14, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pastafarian fights for right to wear spaghetti strainer on his head for drivers license photo. Ramen
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket board decides to go ahead and ignore First Amendment rights since they're already ignoring labor laws anyway
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MS Tea Party Leader prays that god will "be violent" against the Republican party. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy, Amen?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you were sitting in coach wondering what business-class flyers on Air Brunei get in their amenities kit, well, wonder no longer
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In Japan, ramen kings worry that their favorite noodle dish is being ruined by becoming too mainstream, no longer interesting or original. "All the different varieties have been tried, everything has been tried"
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Tue August 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ever wonder what happens if a Jeopardy tournament ends in a tie?
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Professional soccer player for Reading invites team fans to a FIFA 14 tournament...at his house
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(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teenager in Aurora, Colorado trots around town carrying a shotgun, says he's free to do what he wants and to hell with everyone still concerned about the theater shooting; he has the Second Amendment on his side
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Fri August 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson gets ripped a brand-new orifice live on air by a news anchor who points out that his views on immigration violate the tenets of his own Christianity, and quotes the old and new testament to prove it. What the Fark: a FOX NEWS anchor
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Tue July 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We get it. You're trying to prove some kind of point about the Second Amendment by going into an airport carrying a rifle just to buy some coffee. But could you watch where you're pointing that thing?
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Sun July 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, Frankenstein's Monster is a freakish hellbeast from subterranean earth who frequents cockroach-ridden ramen restaurants and battles Power Rangers in his spare time
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, let me mansplain to you wimmins why you need to stay away from that 50 Shades of Grey movie
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sports fans upset that the channel that broadcasts poker tournaments would broadcast a video game tournament
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(56)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NBA mid-season tournament? What's next? A seven game All-Star break?
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(53)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
How to troll 2 amendments with 1 bill in style: outlaw firearm brand logos on children's clothes
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ramen 101 - Yes, it's more than just boiling water
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Tue July 08, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Moaning moguls, whining winners, fretting firsts, malcontent masters, and lamenting leaders
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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Sun July 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management rings bell and decides to go second round with Clive Bundy. Militiamen reportedly tightening their tinfoil hats while pledging allegiance to the second amendment
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits lament the eight foods they wish the Americans hadn't given them like they were smallpox-soaked blankets. List includes spray cheese, pop tarts and Hershey bars, so it's not without merit
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Just when you thought quantum mechanics couldn't get any weirder: turns out that the mass of any individual particle is fundamentally UNKNOWABLE
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mississippi Tea Party leader charged with conspiring to photograph Sen. Thad Cochran's wife in her nursing home simultaneously exercises Second and Fifth Amendment rights
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Obama and his magical time machine are at it again. This time President Obama travels back to 1930 in order to create the World Cup tournament as a distraction from his scandals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraq's parliament comes together, right now, over Maliki
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Wed June 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yokohama ramen museum celebrates 20th year in business, paralleling noodle's rise from cheap fuel for students and bachelors to high-status gourmet cuisine for all tastes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While lamenting the lack of sausage treats in the studio, Rush Limbaugh calls blacks who voted in the Mississippi Republican primary "Uncle Toms" and says black people should never Republican
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
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Tue June 24, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wimbledon tennis officials are determined to keep the tournament all white
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Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge: "You don't wanna vaccinate your kid? That's your 1st Amendment right. But the state's obligation to all the other kids means you won't be going to school during a chicken pox outbreak"
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
What could be more disgusting than a Ramen Burger? How about Ramen Fries
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives did something amazing, mind-boggling, stupendous, tremendous, exciting, inviting, mesmerizing: They passed an amendment to ban warrentless NSA wiretapping. Without an Obamacare repeal attempt
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously rules that public sector whistleblowers are protected under First Amendment rights when they raise flags on matters of public concern, unless they are Snowden
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The green movement has become a "combination of extreme political ideology and religious fundamentalism rolled into one." says Green Peace founder
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Wed June 18, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
How come ISIS has swept across northern Iraq with such ease? It could be down to the insane levels of corruption in Iraq, from the top down, and its ineffective parliament. Iraq was a failed state way before the ISIS rampage
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
After their first game warmup, the Netherlands looks to put away Australia. Mighty 2nd place Chile looks to put away bottom of the tournament Spain. In between, two teams with a better goal differential than Spain play. It's Day 7 of the World Cup
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan's parliament passes law which bans possession of child pornography but the 'Why Bother?' law excludes sexually explicit comics, animation, adults who look like kids, and computer graphics
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A minimum wage violates the First Amendment because "by increasing the labor costs of franchisees, the Ordinance will reduce the ability of franchisees to dedicate funding to the promotion of their businesses and brands." No, this is not satire
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Sun June 15, 2014
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 4 of the World Cup kicks off at 12 with Switzerland vs Ecuador, France vs Honduras at 3, and Argentina vs Bosnia and Herzegovina at 6. Put money on the underdogs, or slip some to the refs, as this crazy tournament may take some more wild turns
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(1158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And of course the first meme of the World Cup tournament is inspired by diving (GOAL)
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(10)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Spare us the phony lamentations about how Republicans are the extremists
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Prince George Free Press)
 
 
 
Hotel amenities: on-premises restaurant, nearby shopping, inordinate amount of bees
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Tue June 10, 2014
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Fundamentals of Armed Robbery Lesson 1 : Remain awake throughout the entire robbery procedure
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(26)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
This F-bomb you want to drop, I do not think this phrase means what you think it means. Florida also still working through some of the finer details of the 13th amendment
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vegas shooters' Facebook "likes" included Operation American Spring, Alex Jones, "Support the Second Amendment," "I Will Not Vote for Obama," Conservative America, "Don't Tread on Me," Ron Paul, the NRA, Americans for Prosperity, and FreedomWorks
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(Enfield Independent)
 
 
 
Owner of Big Bluff club jailed after cops discover it was front for poker tournaments
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(26)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama is proceeding apace to consummate his wholesale destruction, er, fundamental transformation of America, and adding insult to injury, he's doing it outside the scope of his constitutional authority
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle NBA investor Chris Hansen still optimistic he will get a team after rejections by Sacramento and Milwaukee and after Steve Ballmer bailed out, believes NBA greatly appreciates his willingness "to be patient and endure through this"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"I don't walk around with this AR-15 for the fun of it," says a guy in Texas protesting in front of a Home Depot because of the Second Amendment or Obama or something
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(770)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Confusion, skullduggery reign in the EU Parliament as MEPs forge alliances
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas members shred NRA life membership cards after revelation that NRA is full of gun-grabbing fascists who abhor the Second Amendment
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(219)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court upholds First Amendment right to film police. So that's settled now and will never come up again
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(78)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jason Hice, primary candidate for US Representative from Georgia, has some extremely cogent political positions such as women can only run for office if their husbands allow it and Muslims don't have 1st Amendment rights
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(110)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Mail & Guardian (S Africa))
 
 
 
Sex shop attempts to open next to Parliament, unaware that politicians don't need sex toys, they're experts that are capable of screwing millions with just a couple sheets of paper
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(36)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Sacramento city council signs Kings to 35-year contract
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(23)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
How the NRA took the second amendment and made it something it wasn't. Oh Politico, what happened to you. Yesterday you were a defender of 'Murica and freedoms and today you're a commie-pinko Demoncrat
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FIFA president Sepp Blatter admits that holding a soccer tournament in a country with 120° heat might not be the best idea in the world
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(59)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If the only way you can get your unpopular bill passed is to attach it to a popular bill, and then that popular bill fails because of your amendment, who is really at fault? (Hint: every damn one of them, bunch of farking unsupervised children)
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(54)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rand Paul cannot imagine appointing someone to the federal bench who thinks American citizens can be killed without trial for a crime other than being seen exiting a liquor store with $50 in change while exercising his 2nd Amendment rights
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas governor Rick Perry laments the fact that 92 million Americans are out of work. Of course he's counting high school and college students as well as 36 million people who are retired and millions of stay at home parents
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(167)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 119, Des Green vs Daniel Weichel in the featherweight tournament final. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET. Main Card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by MFC 40 on AXS TV with Sam Alvey vs Wes Swofford for the middleweight title
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(72)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Krauthammer: "Climate Change is a superstition, like the rain dance, or the Old Testament." I'm sure the Fox crowd will love that last part
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(319)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Of course the finalists in a hand ball tournament would be the Riihimäki Cocks and Helsinki's Dicken
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(6)
 
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
"News gathering is not a 'business purpose.' It is a First Amendment right"
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Amendment Five protects citizens for incriminating themselves in sworn testimony. Not valid in Congress, subject to change without notice, your mileage may vary, offer void after 90 days, see manufacturer for details
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(219)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: We're swingers, and our young neighbors might be amenable to that lifestyle and we're thinking about asking them to join us. Great idea or greatest idea?
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(221)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Federer pulls out of Madrid tournament because he forgot to pull out
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(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore clarifies earlier comments that First Amendment applies only to Christians: "Come on, you couldn't possibly believe I really think the First Amendment only applies to Christians. What are you, stupid?"
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(68)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Constitution is impossible to amend, so we should amend the Constitution to make it possible to amend the Constitution
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(176)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chief Justice of Alabama Supreme Court claims 1st Amendment only applies to Christians because there were no Korans on the Mayflower and Buddha didn't create America
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(149)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Senator wants bill amended to consider "an act relating to the zombie apocalypse," which somehow isn't in every Florida bill by default
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(21)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock to you, but Twitter users might not all be experts on how the First Amendment works
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(108)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
He throws a water bottle at you, you mow him down with your SUV. That's the Sacramento way
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(43)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper out until early July with torn thumb ligament. #Saditude
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eating flowers could improve your stamena, a crash on the Congo line, and abandoned body found at abandoned body shop: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/20 - 4/26
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