| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Paramedic gives a lift to five drunken teenage girls. For some reason his superiors have a problem with this (mirror.co.uk) | (43) | ||
| (The Courier) | It's 20 feet from the balcony to the floor below at the Prodigy concert, and no amount of club drugs will change that (thecourier.co.uk) | (69) |
| (Some Guy) | "Man airlifted to hospital after arm caught in bakery mixer." D'ough (thisissouthdevon.co.uk) | (58) |