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Wed March 17, 2010
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(Some Guy) Dumbass If you abandoned 15 pounds of cocaine at a Cincinnati airport bathroom, some very nice men in suits would like to talk with you  (wlwt.com) (54)

Mon March 15, 2010
(AOL News) Interesting Public to get peek at airport body scanners, and vice versa  (aolnews.com) (93)

Fri March 12, 2010
(WBBM) Misc Full body scans mean nothing to Palm Beach TSAers. The problem is stinky feet  (wbbm780.com) (29)

Thu March 04, 2010
(Telegraph) Cool Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get you out of airport's naked scanners  (telegraph.co.uk) (171)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Liverpool Daily Post) Obvious Think atheists don't proselytize? Another myth busted  (liverpooldailypost.co.uk) (722)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Some Air Traffic Controller) Interesting Drunk and naked? Time to head to the airport and divert landing planes  (topofthenudes.com) (32)

Fri February 26, 2010
(WBBM) Sad Boy gets foot caught in escalator, which could have easily been avoided if some parent - who cares which one - had conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator  (wbbm780.com) (171)

Sun February 21, 2010
(AJC) Dumbass Nice try: airport administrator negotiating deal to ease Delta's stranglehold on Atlanta. Trying too hard: administrator leaves spy pen in meeting room to record Delta's conversations  (ajc.com) (24)

Fri February 19, 2010
(IndyStar) Cool The best airport in the United States? Indianapolis International Airport. International because they do fly to Toronto  (indystar.com) (142)

Tue February 16, 2010
(UPI) Obvious To help stop passengers from being stranded on planes for hours on end, airlines are just stranding them in airports instead  (upi.com) (32)
(College Humor) Amusing Airports' new anti-terrorism policy: the honor system  (collegehumor.com) (12)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Free Press) Followup Airport body scanners far more effective than anticipated  (freep.com) (629)
(Some Guy) Weird Man loses job, stops taking meds, storms into airport with a knife then puts on a strip show  (myfoxphoenix.com) (32)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Philly) Fail TSA couldn't manage to stop the underwear bomber despite all the warnings, but that white college student with Arabic flash cards and suspiciously short hair, yeah, they arrested him  (philly.com) (227)

Tue February 09, 2010
(IndyStar) Amusing Indianapolis Colts get hero's welcome from all 11 people who showed up at the airport to greet them  (indystar.com) (59)

Tue January 26, 2010
(My Fox DC) Interesting The weirdest things people try to smuggle past airport customs from the typical "cocaine in the bra" to the unconventional "two full-length uncooked cow legs"  (myfoxdc.com) (79)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Some Guy) Sad Susan Boyle steals a mop at the airport and starts singing into it, then shines the shoes of strangers. And then things get really weird  (heraldsun.com.au) (162)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Wired) Interesting Old and busted: Flashmobs. New hotness: Fleshmobs  (wired.com) (140)

Sat January 09, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Self-important ass-douche who caused the shutdown of Newark Liberty Airport has been identified and arrested. He's a doctoral student at Rutgers who had to be at the gym in 26 minutes  (suntimes.com) (366)

Fri January 08, 2010
(NJ.com) Obvious TSA guard who was responsible for the Newark airport security snafu described as a "model employee." Which pretty succinctly defines the problem  (nj.com) (88)
(Sofia Echo) Strange Bulgaria is stealing all of Europe's hotness  (sofiaecho.com) (36)

Thu January 07, 2010
(AJC) Cool Georgia is proposing sweeping changes in gun laws. We just can't carry one legally in enough places. This includes bars, church, and the airport  (ajc.com) (288)

Tue January 05, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Bomb-sniffing dog detects snausages at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport  (startribune.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Fail Obama to overseas airports: "I demand that you tighten up your security." Overseas airports: "GTFO UFIA EABOD TTJASI DIAF STFU GBTW TTIUWP how about no -- does NO work for you?"  (apnews.myway.com) (246)

Mon January 04, 2010
(MSNBC) Scary Security breach causes lockdown at Newark Airport. Hundreds in danger of suffering a terrible fate: being stuck in Newark  (msnbc.msn.com) (115)

Wed December 30, 2009
(SFGate) Interesting Rubbed the wrong way by rudderless American flight security guidelines, Dutch authorities plan to institute full-body scans at airports  (sfgate.com) (145)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Yahoo) Amusing Woman suprises her fiancee at the airport by showing up in a wedding gown with a justice of the peace and wedding party in tow. Apparently she wanted to lock him in before the jetlag had a chance to clear  (news.yahoo.com) (84)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Anchorage Daily News) Scary Air traffic control goes dark at the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport as the entire series of power tubes suffer simultaneous clogs  (adn.com) (43)

Tue December 15, 2009
(LA Times) Cool Pilots With Altitude: Compton general aviation airport teaching kids to fly in exchange for volunteer community service hours  (latimes.com) (45)

Thu December 10, 2009
(BBC) Spiffy Scottish airports report first rise in passenger numbers since March 2008. Causes include increasing consumer confidence, overwhelming urge to go somewhere, anywhere, other than Scotland  (news.bbc.co.uk) (9)

Sat November 28, 2009
(WSVN) Dumbass Late for your flight? No problem, just have your secretary email a bomb threat to the airport  (wsvn.com) (52)

Thu November 26, 2009
(LA Times) Fail You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up face down under a Cessna  (latimes.com) (34)

Sat November 21, 2009
(What Does It Mean?) Scary Remember the FAA blunder that wreaked havoc nationwide? Yeah, about that. Apparently the USAF shot down a 1 kiloton nuclear armed cruise missile targeting the Denver International Airport. Bonus: There's a 9/11 connection. Sleep tight  (whatdoesitmean.com) (168)
(LA Times) Dumbass Man arrested at airport with 15 live lizards strapped to chest. Custom agents became suspicious after hearing voices with Cockney accents offering a savings of 15% on car insurance  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (30)

Fri November 20, 2009
(USA Today) Stupid Here it is, this year's USA Today bit about what infrequent fliers can expect at airports, including less flights, higher fees, longer lines, alligator pits,and a Muzak version of "Oops I Did It Again" played on an infinite loop  (usatoday.com) (77)

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