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28 headlines found matching 'airports'
Tue July 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, didn't we just leave this party?" ask U.S. troops being deployed to Iraq by Obama
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Some Married Guy)
 
 
 
Man gives everyone on the plane a flower to give to his girlfriend who's waiting inside the terminal at the airport. They pour out of the plane one-by-one and give her a flower each, then he comes out and gets on his knee and proposes. Ta Da
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Time)
 
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan's chickens continue to come home to roost as terrorists launch sustained attack on airport in Karachi
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Tue June 03, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mathematician calculates the best time to arrive at the airport. Read without delay and be surprised
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(30)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
*ding* You are now free to move your bowels about the cabin
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(49)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the world's best airport to be stuck in is ____________
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(43)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Those TSA full-body scanners designed to protect airports that were pulled out because people were too sensitive? They're now being used in prisons to ensure prisoners aren't possessing contraband
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Gregg Jarrett arrested at airport bar after refusing to cooperate with police. Boy his beard does not match his hair
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Wed May 21, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Mommy, this lite bright Uncle Luis brought me doesn't work and is leaking some white powder out of the bottom, just like the DVD player he brought me for my birthday this year." "You better enjoy them Gabriela, he wont be sending you any more"
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(7)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ryanair threatens to start flying to the United States by 2019, dropping passengers on Heathrow-to-New York flights at what it considers nearby airports, such as Los Angeles or Phoenix
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Fri May 16, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't drive your camouflaged minivan with 'missiles' on top near the airport
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Well the convicted sex offender who was hired to frisk passengers at Manchester airport has finally been sacked, but what about the brain dead people that hired him in the first place?
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man goes to Thailand for year to train as a boxer, loses so much weight that he gets black-flagged at airport by immigration officers who didn't believe he was the same person (pics so you can judge for yourself)
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale Airport needs a new name, says mayor. How about the United Florida International Airport?
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Wed April 30, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
You've just missed your train to the airport. Do you: a) Wait for the next one b) Take the bus instead c) Cling desperately to the front of the train as it leaves the platform
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're looking to land at any one of these ten airports in the near future, pack some extra underwear
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh those nutty TSA agents and their harmless pranks
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49er police problems trifecta in effect, as Aldon Smith is detained at the airport. Good thing he, Culliver, and Kaepernick weren't caught with ADHD drugs, though, because that would have been just unforgiveable
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Fri April 11, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you've sent a package to a loved deployed overseas it's apparently stuck at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport
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(16)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Georgia legislature passes bill allowing firearms to be carried in bars, schools, airports and churches. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Guide to airport quickie spots. As little as $10 an hour gets you real privacy with no one reaching into your space for toilet paper or with a wide-stance
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(21)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about child trafficking going through the Atlanta airport anymore. They've put up some signs
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"We'll keep this airport safe," claims leader of group known as "Shooters"
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Fri March 21, 2014
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Los Angeles public defender is arrested after she kicked police officers, bit a nurse and drunkenly sang Rock Around The Clock, When she calmed down she told the cops, "I'm not worried anymore - give me some cocaine"
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Announcing 'I have a bomb all up in my ass', is no way to walk through Beijing Capital International Airport, Son
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nowadays you can't take douche bags through airport security ... they could be mistaken for TSA agents
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