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Headlines matching 'airports'

Fri May 24, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Passenger aircraft returns to Heathrow Airport because of smoking during the flight. Sure, it was one of the engines, but a rule is a rule source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(44)

Sat May 18, 2013

Woman walking near the Arrivals section of the Fort Lauderdale Airport unexpectedly departs by bus

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

(31)

Thu May 16, 2013

Three men involved in Hollywood-style shootout, car chase at Jacksonville airport-- Translation: Nothing unusual happened in Florida yesterday

source: ibtimes.com | share:

(11)

Mon May 13, 2013


		Man arrested at airport with pressure cooker. "He is believed to have... lied to a federal customs agent about why he brought the pressure cooker." Really, how hard is it to keep your story straight about why you have a pressure cooker? source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(161)

Fri May 10, 2013

Frenchman detained for feisty heist on weird foreign neighbor charged with theft of diamonds, violation of "i before e" rule

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

(18)

Thu May 09, 2013

Wanted: Goats to graze around O'Hare airport. Must be very hungry. Apply at the end of runway 4R-22L

source: chicagotribune.com | share:

(12)

Wed May 08, 2013

31 people arrested for that awesome, movie-like heist from a Belgium airport of $50 million in diamonds last February. Of course, this may just be another part of their plan

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

(11)

Mon May 06, 2013

When my grandmother turned 60, she started walking five miles a day. Now she's 83 and we don't know where the hell she is

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013


		Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport formally dedicated today. Lewinsky Memorial Lost & Found to be located underneath the customer service desk source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	(114)

Wed May 01, 2013

The owner of the Cubs threatens to leave Wrigley Field over a signage dispute. Chicago responds by offering the Cubs a nice 25 acre plot next to the airport

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

Scientists create explosive and drug detector which works like a dog's nose, giving TSA one more thing to shove into your crotch at the airport

source: dailynexus.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

Senate passes bill to end airport delays, to be shot down by the crazies in the House

source: talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

(82)

Thu April 25, 2013

TSA agent does CPR, saves passenger's life, amazingly hasn't gotten fired yet

source: nj.com | share:

(58)

Tue April 23, 2013

Several attempts were made to request payment, but according to the police report, Kruger became angry and responded that she wasn't paying the"'#&%@*^ bill"

source: whas11.com | share:

(34)

Mon April 22, 2013

		New York airport evacuated over a TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE-- really, people? source: ibtimes.com \| share:	(68)
		Ronald Reagan gets National Airport in Washington; Bill & Hillary Clinton get Hillbilly Airport in Little Rock source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(92)

Mon April 01, 2013

Fan Fury Follows Furry Feline Fatality

source: cnn.com | share:

(58)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom source: 1035kissfm.com \| share:	(71)
(Some Guy)		CURTIS source: bestappsite.com \| share:	(33)

Fri March 22, 2013

		Now landing without clearance at Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport, a new 300-pound sign. One dead source: foxnews.com \| share:	(99)
		Catch him if you can...oh, you can. Alrighty then source: foxnews.com \| share:	(12)

Wed March 20, 2013

Normally, a routine court appearance by a guy accused of possessing an illegal gun at an airport wouldn't become a buzzy little Internet story, but the guy's name happens to be Barton Simpson and the judge is identified as "Mr. Recorder Burns"

source: newser.com | share:

(50)

Mon March 18, 2013

England slated to get six inches, encouraged to lie back and think of itself

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(99)

Tue March 12, 2013

Best airport in North America? Nope. Nope. Not that one either. Okay, here is a hint...Hoosiers

source: wishtv.com | share:

(161)

Mon March 11, 2013

		Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig (R-ape) claims homosexual airport bathroom sex was part of his wide duties source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(65)
		FAA investigating why passenger jet drove off the runway. Subby guesses it had something to do with the guy steering it source: wfaa.com \| share:	(29)

Sun March 10, 2013

Off duty cops use lights and sirens to race to airport to pick up hockey equipment for minor league team about to start a game. Police Chief's response: "It was an emergency"

source: deadspin.com | share:

(13)

Thu March 07, 2013

Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly

source: nj.com | share:

(84)

Tue March 05, 2013

Having multiple levels of security checkpoints doesn't work so well when everyone after the first checkpoint just assumes you belong since you were let in by the first one. Isn't that right, Atlanta airport?

source: cnn.com | share:

(16)

Mon March 04, 2013

Sun March 03, 2013

Beijing's off-the-chart air pollution readings are so bad, living there is being compared to living in an airport smoking lounge. Viktor Navorski unavailable for comment

source: micgadget.com | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

Apparently trying to get 200 lbs. of chocolate for human consumption through customs in England is alright, but doing the same with 200 lbs. of caterpillars is frowned upon

source: myfoxny.com | share:

(23)

Thu February 28, 2013

Nine airports from 2313 cleared for construction now, including one on water

source: wired.com | share:

(21)

Wed February 27, 2013

Oklahoma has an ATM shaped like an airport

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

(37)

Wed February 20, 2013

		"Lawmakers go NIMBY on sequester." Republicans to go NAMBLA on airport bathroom stalls. Democrats to go all hippy-dippy on your atheist daughter source: politico.com \| share:	(23)
		Marijuana tourism is on the way to Colorado, but the state will put up signs in airports and borders telling visitors they can't take pot home source: 9news.com \| share:	(63)

Mon January 28, 2013

Rabbits cause problems at Denver International Airport. Officials say the rabbits shouldn't even be there, since they belong at O'Hare

source: denver.cbslocal.com | share:

(13)

Sat January 26, 2013

Man who was arrested at TSA checkpoint for having text of 4th amendment printed on his torso wins court case for false arrest and violation of his civil rights to the tune of $250,000

source: wired.com | share:

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