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Headlines matching 'airports'
Fri May 24, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Passenger aircraft returns to Heathrow Airport because of smoking during the flight. Sure, it was one of the engines, but a rule is a rule
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Sat May 18, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman walking near the Arrivals section of the Fort Lauderdale Airport unexpectedly departs by bus
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Thu May 16, 2013
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Three men involved in Hollywood-style shootout, car chase at Jacksonville airport-- Translation: Nothing unusual happened in Florida yesterday
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Mon May 13, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man arrested at airport with pressure cooker. "He is believed to have... lied to a federal customs agent about why he brought the pressure cooker." Really, how hard is it to keep your story straight about why you have a pressure cooker?
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Fri May 10, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Frenchman detained for feisty heist on weird foreign neighbor charged with theft of diamonds, violation of "i before e" rule
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Thu May 09, 2013
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wanted: Goats to graze around O'Hare airport. Must be very hungry. Apply at the end of runway 4R-22L
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Wed May 08, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
31 people arrested for that awesome, movie-like heist from a Belgium airport of $50 million in diamonds last February. Of course, this may just be another part of their plan
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Mon May 06, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When my grandmother turned 60, she started walking five miles a day. Now she's 83 and we don't know where the hell she is
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Sat May 04, 2013
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport formally dedicated today. Lewinsky Memorial Lost & Found to be located underneath the customer service desk
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Wed May 01, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The owner of the Cubs threatens to leave Wrigley Field over a signage dispute. Chicago responds by offering the Cubs a nice 25 acre plot next to the airport
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Tue April 30, 2013
(UCSB Daily Nexus)
 
 
 
Scientists create explosive and drug detector which works like a dog's nose, giving TSA one more thing to shove into your crotch at the airport
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Fri April 26, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate passes bill to end airport delays, to be shot down by the crazies in the House
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Thu April 25, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
TSA agent does CPR, saves passenger's life, amazingly hasn't gotten fired yet
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Tue April 23, 2013
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Several attempts were made to request payment, but according to the police report, Kruger became angry and responded that she wasn't paying the"'#&%@*^ bill"
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Mon April 22, 2013
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New York airport evacuated over a TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE-- really, people?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan gets National Airport in Washington; Bill & Hillary Clinton get Hillbilly Airport in Little Rock
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Mon April 01, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fan Fury Follows Furry Feline Fatality
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Tue March 26, 2013
(103.5 KISS FM)
 
 
 
Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CURTIS
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Fri March 22, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now landing without clearance at Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport, a new 300-pound sign. One dead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Catch him if you can...oh, you can. Alrighty then
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Wed March 20, 2013
(Newser)
 
 
 
Normally, a routine court appearance by a guy accused of possessing an illegal gun at an airport wouldn't become a buzzy little Internet story, but the guy's name happens to be Barton Simpson and the judge is identified as "Mr. Recorder Burns"
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Mon March 18, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England slated to get six inches, encouraged to lie back and think of itself
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Tue March 12, 2013
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Best airport in North America? Nope. Nope. Not that one either. Okay, here is a hint...Hoosiers
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Mon March 11, 2013
(AP)
 
 
 
Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig (R-ape) claims homosexual airport bathroom sex was part of his wide duties
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
FAA investigating why passenger jet drove off the runway. Subby guesses it had something to do with the guy steering it
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Sun March 10, 2013
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Off duty cops use lights and sirens to race to airport to pick up hockey equipment for minor league team about to start a game. Police Chief's response: "It was an emergency"
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Thu March 07, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly
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Tue March 05, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Having multiple levels of security checkpoints doesn't work so well when everyone after the first checkpoint just assumes you belong since you were let in by the first one. Isn't that right, Atlanta airport?
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Mon March 04, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airports: WTF is Napolitano talking about? There aren't any delays
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(AP)
 
 
 
The air traffic controllers picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue because the budget cuts are already causing delays at the nation's airports
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Souvenir hand grenade causes explosive reaction at Phoenix airport
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Sun March 03, 2013
(MIC Gadget)
 
 
 
Beijing's off-the-chart air pollution readings are so bad, living there is being compared to living in an airport smoking lounge. Viktor Navorski unavailable for comment
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Sat March 02, 2013
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Apparently trying to get 200 lbs. of chocolate for human consumption through customs in England is alright, but doing the same with 200 lbs. of caterpillars is frowned upon
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Thu February 28, 2013
(Wired)
 
 
 
Nine airports from 2313 cleared for construction now, including one on water
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Wed February 27, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oklahoma has an ATM shaped like an airport
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Wed February 20, 2013
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Lawmakers go NIMBY on sequester." Republicans to go NAMBLA on airport bathroom stalls. Democrats to go all hippy-dippy on your atheist daughter
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana tourism is on the way to Colorado, but the state will put up signs in airports and borders telling visitors they can't take pot home
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Mon January 28, 2013
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Rabbits cause problems at Denver International Airport. Officials say the rabbits shouldn't even be there, since they belong at O'Hare
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Sat January 26, 2013
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man who was arrested at TSA checkpoint for having text of 4th amendment printed on his torso wins court case for false arrest and violation of his civil rights to the tune of $250,000
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