Headlines matching 'airports'
Wed March 17, 2010
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If you abandoned 15 pounds of cocaine at a Cincinnati airport bathroom, some very nice men in suits would like to talk with you (wlwt.com)
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Mon March 15, 2010
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Public to get peek at airport body scanners, and vice versa (aolnews.com)
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Fri March 12, 2010
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Full body scans mean nothing to Palm Beach TSAers. The problem is stinky feet (wbbm780.com)
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Thu March 04, 2010
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Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get you out of airport's naked scanners (telegraph.co.uk)
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Wed March 03, 2010
Mon March 01, 2010
Fri February 26, 2010
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Boy gets foot caught in escalator, which could have easily been avoided if some parent - who cares which one - had conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator (wbbm780.com)
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Sun February 21, 2010
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Nice try: airport administrator negotiating deal to ease Delta's stranglehold on Atlanta. Trying too hard: administrator leaves spy pen in meeting room to record Delta's conversations (ajc.com)
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Fri February 19, 2010
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The best airport in the United States? Indianapolis International Airport. International because they do fly to Toronto (indystar.com)
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Tue February 16, 2010
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To help stop passengers from being stranded on planes for hours on end, airlines are just stranding them in airports instead (upi.com)
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Airports' new anti-terrorism policy: the honor system (collegehumor.com)
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Fri February 12, 2010
Wed February 10, 2010
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TSA couldn't manage to stop the underwear bomber despite all the warnings, but that white college student with Arabic flash cards and suspiciously short hair, yeah, they arrested him (philly.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
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Indianapolis Colts get hero's welcome from all 11 people who showed up at the airport to greet them (indystar.com)
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Tue January 26, 2010
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The weirdest things people try to smuggle past airport customs from the typical "cocaine in the bra" to the unconventional "two full-length uncooked cow legs" (myfoxdc.com)
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Fri January 15, 2010
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Susan Boyle steals a mop at the airport and starts singing into it, then shines the shoes of strangers. And then things get really weird (heraldsun.com.au)
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Wed January 13, 2010
Sat January 09, 2010
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Self-important ass-douche who caused the shutdown of Newark Liberty Airport has been identified and arrested. He's a doctoral student at Rutgers who had to be at the gym in 26 minutes (suntimes.com)
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Fri January 08, 2010
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TSA guard who was responsible for the Newark airport security snafu described as a "model employee." Which pretty succinctly defines the problem (nj.com)
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Bulgaria is stealing all of Europe's hotness (sofiaecho.com)
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Thu January 07, 2010
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Georgia is proposing sweeping changes in gun laws. We just can't carry one legally in enough places. This includes bars, church, and the airport (ajc.com)
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Tue January 05, 2010
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Bomb-sniffing dog detects snausages at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport (startribune.com)
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Obama to overseas airports: "I demand that you tighten up your security." Overseas airports: "GTFO UFIA EABOD TTJASI DIAF STFU GBTW TTIUWP how about no -- does NO work for you?" (apnews.myway.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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Security breach causes lockdown at Newark Airport. Hundreds in danger of suffering a terrible fate: being stuck in Newark (msnbc.msn.com)
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Wed December 30, 2009
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Rubbed the wrong way by rudderless American flight security guidelines, Dutch authorities plan to institute full-body scans at airports (sfgate.com)
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Wed December 23, 2009
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Woman suprises her fiancee at the airport by showing up in a wedding gown with a justice of the peace and wedding party in tow. Apparently she wanted to lock him in before the jetlag had a chance to clear (news.yahoo.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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Air traffic control goes dark at the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport as the entire series of power tubes suffer simultaneous clogs (adn.com)
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Tue December 15, 2009
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Pilots With Altitude: Compton general aviation airport teaching kids to fly in exchange for volunteer community service hours (latimes.com)
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Thu December 10, 2009
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Scottish airports report first rise in passenger numbers since March 2008. Causes include increasing consumer confidence, overwhelming urge to go somewhere, anywhere, other than Scotland (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Sat November 28, 2009
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Late for your flight? No problem, just have your secretary email a bomb threat to the airport (wsvn.com)
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Thu November 26, 2009
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up face down under a Cessna (latimes.com)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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Remember the FAA blunder that wreaked havoc nationwide? Yeah, about that. Apparently the USAF shot down a 1 kiloton nuclear armed cruise missile targeting the Denver International Airport. Bonus: There's a 9/11 connection. Sleep tight (whatdoesitmean.com)
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Man arrested at airport with 15 live lizards strapped to chest. Custom agents became suspicious after hearing voices with Cockney accents offering a savings of 15% on car insurance (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Fri November 20, 2009
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Here it is, this year's USA Today bit about what infrequent fliers can expect at airports, including less flights, higher fees, longer lines, alligator pits,and a Muzak version of "Oops I Did It Again" played on an infinite loop (usatoday.com)
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