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10 headlines found matching 'airport security'
Sat April 23, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
The Daily Mail tries to convince us that: a) woman is actually a dairy cow; b) you can freeze breast milk for more than five days; c) you can try and convince airport security that frozen milk isn't a liquid; d) all of the above
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Tue April 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you absolutely must bring your marijuana grinder designed to resemble a hand grenade on your flight, don't pack it in your carry-on
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Fri April 08, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Senators to airline passengers: You know, you're right. Airline seats *are* getting ridiculously cramped. Maybe we should do something. Airlines: My goodness, look at all this money we found. Senators: Actually, scratch that - these seats are great
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Family convinced that their 4-year-old son has renounced terrorism, wants him removed from watch list
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Mon March 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities intercept sub heading for the U.S. carrying $200 million in cocaine. Apparently officials became suspicious when another submarine arrived ahead of it carrying a mirror and 15,000 straws
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Thu March 24, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In the worst remake of "Catch Me If You Can," JetBlue flight attendant who ditched 70lbs of cocaine and her Guccis at LAX security screening has been arrested at JFK
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Wed March 23, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department warns of possible terrorist attacks sometime in the near future somewhere in or maybe around Europe while terrorists could strike within the U.S. with little warning. So keep calm and EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
DHS problem: Airport security checkpoints create soft targets for terrorists. DHS solution: Pre-checkpoint checkpoints
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ever have one of those days that you just want to totally strip for airport security and everything about your cunning plan goes wrong?
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Thu January 07, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Father upset his 10-year-old snowflake daughter endured 1-minute, 48-second pat down by TSA agent at airport security checkpoint
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