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57 headlines found matching 'airlines'
Thu March 23, 2017
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Faced with the U.S. laptop travel ban, Arab airlines are experiencing an explosion of snarky advertising
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reagan to get balls bigger than the ones used to announce that the missiles to ensure peace with the USSR launch in five minutes during a radio broadcast
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TSA starts banning all electronic devices larger than an exploding Samsung Galaxy 7 on airlines from 13 countries
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A 'Game of Thrones' director reveals the dragons are 'the size of 747s' in season 7. And they still probably offer better snacks than most airlines
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines to launch free meals on coast-to-coast flights. Plates and plastic-ware starting at $12 each
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When upset over the cost of the $12 blanket on your Hawaiian airlines flight, it's best not to tell the flight attendant you'd like to "take someone behind the wood shed for this"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines adds a Chicago to Champaign flight as part of a domestic push. First time ever that travelers hear the words "Champaign" and "United" in the same sentence
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For an extra $2.99, Papa John's will get you their crappy pizza even faster
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airlines introduces new "standing in the aisle fee." Delta nods approvingly
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Panda bear at the Washington, D.C. zoo has been shipped to China on a plane in a crate with snacks of bamboo shoots, apples and sweet potatoes. Or as United Airlines calls that, the new "basic economy" flight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force says it is short 750 pilots. If they lose another 100 they'll be on a par with United Airlines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Odd: United Airlines passengers rejoicing. Awesome: Because the flight crew kicked two feral Trumpers off the plane for harassing a Pakistani couple. (w/video)
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Some Circle Dweller)
 
 
 
American Airlines overhauls boarding groups, nicely matching each of Dante's 9 Circles of Modern Air Travel
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines now offering a "go fark yourself" fare class
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every commercial flight anywhere ever loses money. Here comes the ROIC
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers so pack your own horse genitals
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines bringing back free meals on domestic flights because nobody was buying their stuff anyway
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet no longer a part of the people of Walmart
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adds the FAA to the list of regulatory agencies to be sold to the Brawndo Corporation
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines
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Tue January 31, 2017
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Contrary to received wisdom that legacy code is less buggy than newer code, recent airline reservation system crashes show that in some fields, legacy code results in huge support headaches and millions in losses
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It may defy belief, but falconry is so popular in the UAE that the government issues "falcon passports" for birds flying commercial
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Mon January 30, 2017
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Seven bricks of cocaine found in nose of American Airlines plane at TIA
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
American Airlines scraps in-flight screens and tells fliers to read a book or something if they're bored
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Mon January 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese airplane will be stuck on the tarmac for another two years, narrowly missing the record set by American Airlines
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Sun January 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think flying is bad when it comes to seating options, it's about to get MUCH worse
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Fri January 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So why are airplane windows round? So they won't kill you, for starters
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Thu January 19, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, it's not ok to watch porn on an airplane either
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The last flying 747 will be retired by United this year, ahead of schedule but with some sort of ceremony: "It is the end of an era for U.S. airlines, which largely relied on the 747 for mass-market air travel since its debut in the 1970s"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When traveling internationally, being on time is a big selling point for some airlines. For others? Not so much
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alburquerque to Kansas City, via stops in Detroit and Los Angeles. It's not just a typical Delta Airlines route
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are the safest airlines to fly in 2017. Life insurance policy not needed
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sunwing airlines: Wait, you mean to tell us that we need to make sure our pilots are sober while flying? Wow, this is news to us
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Anticipating big increase in air traffic by 2020, Japan approves upgrades to nation's ATC centers, plans to replace handwriting and paper-based systems with touchscreens. Roger, Roger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Low-cost airlines transported more than one billion passengers in no-frills flying cattle cars for the first time ever last year
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Not news: NTSB to examine flight data recorder. News: from an Eastern Airlines flight. Fark: that crashed in 1985
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hackers can upgrade your airline seat to business class
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Fri December 23, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Airbus ponders a future with a flying Starbucks and no view, hope to make prison industry main customer
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigerian airlines appeal for passenger's patience over the busy Christmas travel period and also, if they could bring a few gallons of av gas with them from home when they check in at the airport, that would be just terrific
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines will now accept your word that you are a doctor. What if I'm not a doctor, but I do speak Jive?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airlines adds ritual goat sacrifice to their preflight checklists to ensure good luck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the Qantas Airlines dumpling meal - "Is that food, or in-flight entertainment?"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines passengers forget to pay the "don't wait on the tarmac from 1am to 6am" and "11 hours to get your checked luggage" fees
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Asshole woman who boarded plane ahead of everyone else, without getting her ticket scanned, just to score some overhead bin space, finds out that "Boarding Group D" means "Cops drag your sorry tazed ass off the plane" (Video goodness included)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alaska Air finalizes its purchase of Virgin America. Both airlines will continue to operate under their own brands, because the name Frigidaire was already taken
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Airlines post net profit of $35.6 billion in 2016. Which means that not including fees for luggage, drinks and seat assignments, the total would have been more like $87.50
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to remotely brick all remaining Note 7s. If you don't return it now, the next update will remotely detonate it
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines about to lose record-setting profits as oil prices climb. Here, let me play you the song of my people on this wee little violin
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines clarifies their new baggage policy - they "aren't charging a fee for overhead bin space", but rather "creating more options for customers". Like the option of paying a fee if you want overhead bin space
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Mon December 05, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer to United Airlines: Overhead bins should be free for all fliers
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Re: that sneaking suspicion someone went through your bags at the airport: They did, and they got paid handsomely for it
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Virtual reality could put airlines out of business
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Coming just in time for Christmas 2017: the cheese advent calendar
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just another Trump supporter trying to Make Delta Airlines Great Again
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