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Headlines matching 'airlines'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC) Asinine Ralph Nader encounters American Airlines' policy of "the flight's not full, but it's full for you." Promptly tells them they're full of it  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (32)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process  (wbaltv.com) (20)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Airlines say passenger demand grew 6% in 2011 ... 2% wanted lower fares, 2% wanted fewer delays, 2% wanted better service  (businessweek.com) (15)


Thu February 02, 2012
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Asinine Intent on losing all 10 of its customers, Spirit Airlines unveils a new $2 fee to protest a new rule allowing passengers to change their flight without penalty  (cnn.com) (97)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BBC) Fail Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Thu January 26, 2012
(The Consumerist) Interesting Alaska Airlines to stop handing out prayer cards to remind you to kiss your ass goodbye  (consumerist.com) (44)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee  (foxnews.com) (23)


Mon January 16, 2012
(SeattlePI) Weird Japan Airlines debuts Hello Kitty Boeing 777 airplane. Subby fears the day they put the Viper GTS Plane into service  (seattlepi.com) (33)


Sat January 14, 2012
(AZCentral) Spiffy One airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives free snacks may buy up another airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives snacks  (azcentral.com) (26)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool After discovering his luggage was damaged during a recent trip, a Southwest Airlines passenger launched a website with various images to illustrate his trip as a letter to Southwest. FARK: Southwest responds in kind  (dearswa.com) (69)
(CBC) Unlikely It's Friday the 13th, a day in which close to one billion dollars is lost from people missing work because too scared to leave their homes, losses to airlines from fear of flying, and mirror breakage  (cbc.ca) (94)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Thirty years ago, an unlucky group of airline passengers went swimming in the Potomac River instead of Florida. Here's why all of aviation is now safer for it  (washingtonpost.com) (102)
(News.com.au) Asinine Airlines needing additional income to cover rising fuel costs, now looking heavily at fat people  (news.com.au) (105)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing United Airlines puts on a troll face, reminds Steelers fans they got Tebowned before departing Denver  (sports.yahoo.com) (93)


Thu December 29, 2011
(First Coast News) Stupid Not News: Delta charges woman $200 pet transport fee. News: She didn't take her pets on the flight. Fark: Delta refuses to refund money, saying she can't prove she DIDN'T take a pet on the plane  (firstcoastnews.com) (141)


Tue December 27, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero In a few weeks Airlines will be forced to post the entire price of a ticket, including mandatory fees and government imposed taxes, as part of the fare  (nytimes.com) (132)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Independent) Interesting Airlines now cleared to fly over North Pole, which will shorten flights and lead to new routes. Oh, and death, there will be horrible horrible death when the engines fail  (independent.co.uk) (99)
(Guardian) Asinine Airlines are now charging you a fee to pay for your flight  (guardian.co.uk) (41)


Tue December 20, 2011
(People Daily) Dumbass Before you feel up one of the lovely airline stewardesses Singapore is known for, you may want to recall that Singapore is also known for "caning"  (english.peopledaily.com.cn) (54)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on  (foxnews.com) (30)


Tue December 06, 2011
(YouTube) Obvious TSA: searches your bags, subjects them to X-ray screening, makes you remove your belt and shoes, only lets you have 3 oz shampoo. Airlines: Welcome to your flight, here's a metal can which can be easily fashioned into a sharp blade  (youtube.com) (62)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero American Airlines CEO retires without golden parachute following company's bankruptcy, citing concepts like "commitment" and "character"  (nytimes.com) (68)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)


Tue November 29, 2011
(CNN) Fail American Airlines decides to become a little more like Americans  (money.cnn.com) (139)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick First they took away in-flight meals, then they added checked baggage fees. Now Delta airlines won't even let you watch child porn on your flight  (ksl.com) (97)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Elliott.org) Asinine Man forced to stand for the entire duration of his 7 hour US Airways flight because the 400 pound man in the middle seat took up his seat too  (elliott.org) (458)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Airline to Birmingham passengers at refueling stop in Vienna: "You guys are going to have to pitch in £20k for gas if you want to get home"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious I'm sorry, that will be a $300 "your airline sucks" fee  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Seattle Times) Cool $even $even $even  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (8)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup United Express pilot who flew while drunk gets six months in prison. Charged with breach of policy, dangerous behavior, impersonating Southwest Airlines pilot  (dailymail.co.uk) (2)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious 10 ways to not being an annoying airplane passenger. Leaving your screaming children at home strangely absent  (foxnews.com) (390)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Airline passengers are always fast to get off a long flight, just not at 30,000 feet up  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (59)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Not news: Memorial dedicated for victims of 1979 plane crash. News: A class of 6th graders made it happen. Fark: American Airlines wrote them a letter telling them to "let it go"  (suntimes.com) (44)

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