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93 headlines found matching 'aircraft'
Sat January 20, 2018
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being drunk, dicking around in the cockpit, and getting arrested is no way to fly a plane, son
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Aviation International News)
 
 
 
After fighting the rules for over ten years, corporate aviation is finally free of having to worry about security checks like some plebeian air carrier
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Nanny State considers cutting back on 24-hour drinking at airports so there would be no more refreshing pints available at 4 in the morning
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Air Force continues to say pbbbttttt about brrrrtttt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Honey, lets get married today." "But we're on a plane. How can we possibly make that happen?" Pope Francis: "Ahem"
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Tue January 16, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Some airline passengers will go to great lengths to avoid excess baggage fees, but wearing ALL of your clothes will get you barred from most flights
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airline attendant warns not to drink the coffee on the plane. Let's just say the plumbing is all connected, wink wink
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Behold Boeing's prototype megadrone that can carry 500 pounds of cargo ...or pick you up and drop you off at Skynet
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing's new drone will give Rascals a run for their money when shopping at Walmart
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Trump talks up the F-52 fighter jets the U.S. sold Norway in a press conference. Even threw in some genuine Sorny stereos as a gift
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Janet Airlines. In the event of an emergency the government will disavow the existence of this aircraft and all people on board
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Flying cars, anyone?
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Tue January 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How Kennedy Airport became hell on earth, aside from the normal reasons
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How to tell whether you have a cold or the flu. Article to soon go viral
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Sun January 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Planes collide at airport. This is not a repeat from Canada on Saturday
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Defense One)
 
 
 
For those flat earthers that think sharks with lasers is a fantasy. How about bats?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Let's see, what other taxes can we eliminate, in order to help out the middle class? I know, let's get rid of the sales tax on aircraft"
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Wed January 03, 2018
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Looks like Putin didn't get his military aircraft out of Syria quite quickly enough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2017 was the first year that nobody died from commercial air travel since its invention
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Some Aviation Geek)
 
 
 
American Airlines due to redesign fleet livery
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
They triiiiiied to kill him with a plane wing... uh-oh
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Wed December 27, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Many streetlights are just military aircraft. Or that's what the Illuminati wants you to believe
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texan complains about black woman seated in the front of airplane. Difficulty: Black woman is US Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee
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Wed December 20, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This story's run so many times, I'm starting to think the Navy is trying to sell T-shirts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN interviews the Navy pilot who witnessed the streetlight from this weekend's video release
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sailors at sea aboard the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford get special screening of The Last Jedi, demand to know why the ship's namesake was killed off in the previous movie
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was a UFO, but it was probably a UFO
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Is 'Phantom Swift' the high tech aircraft Boeing is about to reveal? No, I'm pretty sure that's Becky
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Sun December 17, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: It's not just NATO aircraft that hotshot Russian pilots like to buzz
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Streetlight has U.S. military baffled
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Fri December 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you ever intentionally booked a "window seat" on a plane only to discover when you board there's no actual window there? Based on aircraft models, here are some seats to avoid
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Airbus test crew and German air traffic control to Navy pilots drawing a dick in the sky: hold our Glühwein and watch this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes, every great artist should sign their masterpieces, but hold on there, liver surgeon
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Mon December 11, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"I will kill everybody on this plane" - quote from (a) terrorist, (b) suicidal pilot, (c) Oregon woman who was busted for smoking in the lavatory
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Sat December 09, 2017
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
76 years ago today America was thrust into World War 2 after a brazen attack by the Luftwaffe on our 50th State
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD is suggesting that drivers ignore GPS "Darwin" apps which guide them into roads that are "open routes" with little traffic because they are on fire. Obvious, Scary, Fail, Stupid, Murica, and Facepalm expected to fight over this headline
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two black British Airways passengers downgraded and then removed from the plane after a white woman complained about her broken seat. They were also forced to pay the customary "downgraded and booted off the plane" service charge
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cthulhu's army strikes again: China to develop a 'jellyfish shredder' after getting tentacles stuck in its aircraft carrier's butt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines report more Farkers are flying than ever before
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Tue December 05, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots
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Mon December 04, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. If you look out the left side of the aircraft, you can see Armageddon falling from the skies
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
My life driving a flying shiatbox for the Navy that kept trying to murder me - Tales of a COD pilot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention: Do not name your wi-fi network "Bomb on Board", "Osama da Bomba", or "Discount Shoe Bomber" while traveling on an airplane
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
EPA confirms the Model 3's 310 mile range
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines accidentally doesn't staff pilots on thousands of December flights
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Wingsuit flyers drop in for lunch from one of Europe's highest mountain peaks ..to a plane in mid-air
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Airbus, Rolls-Royce, and Siemens are working together on a hybrid plane. They all pinky swear it will not look like something Homer Simpson came up with
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another day, another unsafe intercept over the Black Sea. It's almost like a nation of upjumped peasants and fishermen with high technology isn't likely to be responsible with it
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airline passengers share terrifying images of in-flight meals they've been served, each one more disgusting than the last. And people wonder why no one likes to fly
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Tue November 21, 2017
(American Military News)
 
 
 
Remember the Navy pilot that drew a penis, that's right a PENIS, in the sky with his jet? Well here's the video footage we've all been waiting for. Penis. SKY PENIS
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here's an SR-71 pilot talking about flying the iconic aircraft for over an hour and giving a tour of plane's cockpit and engines. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Oh, the videos are on You Tube for free? Well, that simplifies things greatly
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into front yard of house for sale in Subby's hometown neighborhood. Buy now because what are the odds of another plane crashing there again? (w/video goodness)
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Sat November 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The front fell off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The hunt for the Rojo Octubre?
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
FBI offers reward in crop duster shooting, worries that violence will escalate to elevator tooters
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The USAF has now confirmed that there was a mystery aircraft flying over Oregon last October that didn't show up on civilian or military radar, and vanished completely when F-15s were sent to intercept it. Sleep tight
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pop go the oxygen masks. Aircraft mishap trifecta in play
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Mon November 13, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard United Flight 1867. If you look out at the starboard wing, you'll see our in-flight meal of roasted, pureed seagull being prepared in the engine"
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to launch two satellites with charging lasers to revolutionise your internet speed ...from orbit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's okay to hold your lighter in the air at a concert when Gun N' Roses plays your favorite song, but please don't do it on a plane that's trying to land
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It's 2017 and the good people of Alaska still need someone to explain to them the difference between a contrail and a chemtrail
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Tue November 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When the captain and crew are speaking over the intercom on your flight, the code word you don't want to hear is '7500'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet folksy Bank of Utah, known for wholesome community programs like children's festivals, collecting coats for the poor, and secretly registering Russian oligarch private jets
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Some Sucker Born Every Minute)
 
 
 
The United States has spent about 40 billion dollars on early models of the F-35 that do not work and never will work. Don't worry. We're still going to buy more of them, of course
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Getting a sex change is all fine and good, however having it done in a motel room by an aircraft engineer who answered your online ad is another thing
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yesterday, it was Depeche Mode. Today's transportation woes caused by a Flock of Seagulls. 80's bands trifecta in play
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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Wed October 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
TWA Hotel takes shape at New York's JFK Airport. You might call it a pilot project
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Tue October 17, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fresh off efforts to start trade wars with Canada, Boeing now takes aim at Europe in general
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Old and not so scary: snakes on a plane. New and more scary: hundreds of motherf***ing unsavory German cockroaches on planes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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Sat October 14, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Old man switches from yelling at clouds to shooting at passing airplanes
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I heard you liked airborne refueling, so I had your airborne refueler plane refeuled by an airborne refueler plane
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin investigates himself and finds that he has not violated any laws with his use of government-funded planes but should provide more detail on why he needs them in the future
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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Sun October 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello this is your pilot speaking, here's a 'terrifying' view from our cockpit right now as we go through this cloud to land. Enjoy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With Boeing having s*** the bed regarding US-Canada relations, what options might Canada consider for new fighters?
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Treasury Dept. deems Mnuchin's 800 grand flight tab to be merely corrupt and not illegal
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boeing planning electric-hybrid jetliner, which presumably will fail to yield or use turn signals, and go 15 mph less than the speed limit
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy would have been fine if it wasn't for that crazy butterfly he imagined. The imaginary butterfly defense, that old chestnut
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
"Musk claimed in a follow-up Instagram the cost per seat [for his passenger rockets] 'should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft.' Early calculations from experts suggest this is almost definitely bullshiat"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It's been 1,000 days, still MH370 cannot be found. Is its disappearance related to DB Cooper, Sasquatch, global warming, pretty much any explanation is fair game
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Sun October 01, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Uncontained engine failure"
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Sat September 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man high dives from helicopter in Malibu and does not survive. Oh man, that's not the way it works in the movies
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The nation that designed and built the Avro Arrow will now be looking to bolster their front-line Air Force fleet by scrounging for secondhand American aircraft from such military powerhouses as Australia and Kuwait
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Where do you want this pallet of water?" "I dunno, just throw it in the back of the plane"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Airplane geeks quivering orgiastically amid sightings at the Skunk Works of a demonstrator SR-72, a plane to replace the famed Blackbird, the fastest production aircraft ever
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Scott 'I'm terrified of my own employees' Pruitt joins the administration's private jet club
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Wed September 27, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines saves the life of ungrateful woman with life-threatening pet allergies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Airline names its new low-cost carrier "Swoop"...which is what the plane will do over your house when something in the engine snaps due to overdue maintenance
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