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56 headlines found matching 'aircraft'
Sat February 13, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Would a bag of pretzels or a can of soda placate you if your flight were delayed for two hours? American Airlines hopes that's all it'll take
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(4)
 


Fri February 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to land a 737 if both pilots had the fish for dinner. Step 1: Apply Chapstick
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(103)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Climate change will make transatlantic flights longer and more expensive. Passengers brace for new "global warming" fees
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(26)
 


Thu February 11, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Keeping track of all the officials Kim Jong Un has had executed since taking over North Korea. He's still trying to top "execution by anti-aircraft artillery" but give him time
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Tue February 09, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Swiss man becomes third fatality at Arizona skydiving facility. In 2016, that is
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(70)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you're on an Air Force training mission, the most important thing is to come back alive. The second most important thing is to avoid sparking a wildfire while trying to signal another aircraft
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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(91)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's 'near miss' involving three passenger planes comes to you courtesy of Melbourne Airport
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(24)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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(152)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Air Force reluctantly delays A-10's retirement to 2022 because it's just so good at killing people: "The Air Force's problem is the Warthog is purpose-built for loitering and it packs the closest thing to Doom's BFG we've ever stuck in a plane"
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're going to want to sit down and fasten your seatbelt for this. Turns out the explosion onboard that Daallo Airlines flight yesterday was actually caused by a bomb
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(74)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You may be having a bad day, but at least you are not having a "crashed one of the few remaining flying P-51C Mustang" kind of days
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fireworks, carnival rides, a marching band, a flyover by military aircraft, and a giant circus with baby elephants, white tigers, jugglers, acrobats and clowns. Indiana state bicentennial celebration? Nope, just Mariah Carey's wedding plan
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear on your flight: "I saw an older gentleman. He had thrown up all over himself. " "Rumors of airborne contamination spread through the plane." "It was probably as tense as anyone wants to be at 30,000 feet"
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cool: Japanese unveil their first stealth fighter. Sad: It doesn't transform into a mecha
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(84)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian bear rubs its nuts again after sending fighter jet to DANGEROUSLY buzz a U.S. spy plane over the Black Sea in international airspace
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(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's see... Subby could join the mile high club and still have ten and a half minutes to sit down and rest on this new luxury private jet that would get you from London to New York in 11 minutes
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Thu January 28, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
USGS says that series of eight loud rumbles heard from NJ to CT were not an earthquake, blame sonic boom. NOAA: Yep, probably sonic boom. NASA: Wasn't us. NORAD: We didn't observe anything. DOD: Nope, not any of our aircraft
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Metal object believed to be aircraft debris washes up on Malaysian shore
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(44)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible piece of MH370 found in Thailand. That or just a random chunk of metal. Regardless, CNN has already started masturbating furiously
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Fri January 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
United Airlines orders 40 new Boeing aircraft, paying $3.2 billion. Or, one day worth of baggage fees
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(18)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another UFO trolling military aircraft over Nova Zagora
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(32)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crazy 'alien being' surfs the clouds looking to troll UFO seeking airline passengers, gets one hook, line and sinker
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Large bird has head-on collision with passenger plane during landing. Yeah... that'll buff right out
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Some Bare Fare Guy)
 
 
 
Fly from Kansas City to Dallas for $16.11? It sounds like a good deal except that $14.24 of that is tax
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A-10 Warthog once again upgraded from "obsolete" to "irreplaceable"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"By the way... is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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(74)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
News: MH370 search team finds something of interest. Fark: a 19th century shipwreck. You had one job
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Qantas never crashes because their airplanes have five jet engines instead of four
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old business model: 'All you can eat' buffet. New business model: 'All you can fly' airlines
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Wed January 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vietnam's investigation into mysterious 'Space Balls' moves into ludicrous speed
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, this is the captain. "Sit back and enjoy your flight. One small issue - the extra weight of your checked baggage, combined with unusually strong headwinds may cause us to run low on fuel before we reach our destination"
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Jin Air. We are currently at an altitude of 10,000 feet and if you look to your left, you'll see we forgot to shut the door
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Mon January 04, 2016
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
The fire department does not want to rescue your drone from a tree
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Fri January 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FAA to drone operators playing with their toys within 30 miles of Reagan National Airport: GTFO
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why hasn't the flying car come into being? Here comes the science
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(58)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kim Yang-gon, close advisor to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, died in Pyongyang traffic accident after very heavy antiaircraft fire
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Mon December 28, 2015
(DW)
 
 
 
Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times, you walk home
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Aviation Quiz: Aircraft have experienced 198 collisions with a) drones or b) turtles
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(55)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
"Houston, we have a problem. Again"
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Sat December 19, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Watching a plane taking off on a short runway. On the side of the Alps. 007 approves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
USS Midway, once the largest ship in the world, the first of a new generation of super aircraft carriers, is now a museum ship in San Diego. Here's a rare full tour. Permission to come aboard? Granted
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Fri December 18, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your airplane has a better chance of crashing into a turtle rather than a drone
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(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Teen hacker scams $150,000 from airline passengers after they fall for the old "your flight was canceled, send more money to rebook" trick
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Thu December 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Don't start. Ravi is in the engine." "What's that? Start and rev the engines? Okay"
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Mon December 14, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
One thing you don't want to hear from your fellow passengers during a flight is that a part on the wing appears to be at an "irregular angle"
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Fri December 11, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Firefighters douse wrong plane with foam at Chinese airport. If only there were some kind of drill they could have had
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Thu December 10, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real reason Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 went down was that it was a "zombie plane" on a fight to nowhere
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Wed December 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A look at the most advanced 'fighter jet' ever to challenge the America's Cup race in 2017
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Tue December 08, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Flight to Paris diverted due to "anonymous threat". Whose side are those guys on anyway?
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Mon December 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coalition aircraft "mistakenly" bombs Syrian military camp as both US and Russia now appear to be targeting everyone but ISIS
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(60)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
C-17 Globemaster Boeing, Boeing, gone
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(24)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
After one of its aircraft was shot down by Turkey yesterday, Russia announces it is deploying anti-aircraft missile systems in Syria, which is kinda weird since ISIS doesn't really have an air force so what would... oh... uh-oh
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Sun November 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian submarine spotted off of Scotland. Maybe. The British aren't sure because they no longer have any sub-finding aircraft and have to ask the Canadians to look for them
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Mon November 16, 2015
(Newzy)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists announce a breakthrough in stealth ma
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(20)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Good news: aircraft bombs dozens of ISIL fighters. Bad news: at this point, we're not even sure who's dropping the bombs anymore
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(58)
 

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