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Headlines matching 'air'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Some Interviewer) Followup Veteran NBA observer Metta World Peace assesses Jeremy Lin, advises him to play at Rucker, get better haircut, wear leather pants, read Newsday and the WSJ, and come to practice lit  (ken-berger.blogs.cbssports.com) (12)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Neal Page) Asinine You're a female air traveler and there's no female TSA agent to screen you? No problem, there's a bus terminal across town. Buh-bye now  (kdvr.com) (228)
(CBC) Asinine Mo-om, the Vice-Chair of the Senate Banking Committee is sitting too close to meeee  (cbc.ca) (29)
(Some Guy) Interesting This is a real eye opener. Pair of blind joggers are being sued for running into another jogger  (ottawacitizen.com) (9)
(MSNBC) Asinine Ralph Nader encounters American Airlines' policy of "the flight's not full, but it's full for you." Promptly tells them they're full of it  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (32)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com) (44)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Weird Thieves break into pharmacy and make off with as much as they can carry in... hair weave?  (cbsatlanta.com) (23)
(Time) Hero Movie star tries to enlist in the Army Air Corps. Rejected. He tries again. Same result. He finally gets in, flies dozens of combat missions, rises from private to full colonel in four years. Where's the movie about THAT?  (life.time.com) (99)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary 38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)
(Boston.com) Spiffy For the first time in over 300 years England once again has a Prince of Wales who is capable of leading a charge of armored cavalry- AIR Cavalry that is  (boston.com) (109)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Atlanta airport concessions expects some 1,600 positions to open up, as the airport concessions lays off 530 employees  (ajc.com) (19)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Something really gets lost when one translates the whole "jive talking" scene from Airplane into French. You dig, le honkey?  (iheartchaos.com) (19)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Kansas.com) Ironic Steve Miller going to work for big ol' jet airliner company  (kansas.com) (32)
(Some elLf) Photoshop Photoshop this ethereal stairway  (ellf.ru) (33)
(New York Daily News) Strange San Francisco Airport decides that spending a few hours in an enclosed space seated next to a sweaty person who just came from a yoga studio should nicely add to your travel experience  (nydailynews.com) (15)
(CNN) Obvious Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com) (44)
(ABC) Video Air Marshals gone wild--what really goes on behind the scenes  (abcnews.go.com) (51)
(The New York Times) Asinine RIAA CEO, in a thoughtful op-ed on SOPA opponents, fairly points out that they were probably all criminals  (nytimes.com) (585)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this already strange chair and person into something, well, stranger  (contemporist.com) (22)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)
(YouTube) Video "Millionaire" contestant does the smart version of Kristen Wiig's Penelope character  (youtube.com) (16)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Spiffy Adding insult to injury, Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad aired in only one market: Super Bowl loser Danny Woodhead's hometown of North Platte, NE  (omaha.com) (24)
(Guardian) Weird Millionaires buy sports cars, billionaires buy football teams, mega-billionaires buy climate change  (guardian.co.uk) (106)
(HyperVocal) Cool With your winnings, go buy yourself a pair of underwear to support that huge set  (hypervocal.com) (17)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process  (wbaltv.com) (20)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Unlikely Imagine the airport of the future: There are self-service bag drops, but no check-in desks. Your passage is seamless, punctuated only by periodic fondling of your junk by eager TSA staffers  (reuters.com) (42)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting After seeing The Grey, Ebert walks out of the next film: "It was the first time I've ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn't have been fair to the next film"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (166)
(BBC) Scary Fireman assumes task of guiding plane into landing after air traffic controllers fail to show up for work. Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking  (bbc.co.uk) (103)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick 1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die"  (huffingtonpost.com) (122)
(Yahoo) Silly Willow Smith whipped her hair back and forth so many times that it fell out  (omg.yahoo.com) (24)
(Telegraph) Scary Bad: You're repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It's going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper's last trip there sank  (telegraph.co.uk) (140)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Airlines say passenger demand grew 6% in 2011 ... 2% wanted lower fares, 2% wanted fewer delays, 2% wanted better service  (businessweek.com) (15)
(Daily Mail) Strange Things you don't want to have written in your obituary: "Killed by hair extensions"  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Red-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Irish guy wins George Clooney lookalike contest, will be attending the Oscars. Pic of uncanny resemblance included  (videogum.com) (74)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)  (wrcbtv.com) (55)
(News.com.au) PSA Will you be flying Qantas or Jetstar? If so, watch the takeoff ... on airfare  (news.com.au) (1)
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)
(YouTube) Video IPhone commercial which is off the hook, but will never air (langauge Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (28)
(Gizmodo) Cool Pilot channels his inner Sully and saves airplane after propeller falls off in midflight  (gizmodo.com) (39)
(Daily Mail) Hero Dad hangs on to his son who was clinging for his dear life after slipping from a chairlift, finally dropping him 25ft to rescuers below  (dailymail.co.uk) (119)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Asinine Intent on losing all 10 of its customers, Spirit Airlines unveils a new $2 fee to protest a new rule allowing passengers to change their flight without penalty  (cnn.com) (97)
(The Atlantic) Followup North Korea's transition has meant a change in hairstyles from bouffant to hipster undercut, but not a change in propaganda. Here's Kim Jong-Un, looking at things  (theatlantic.com) (126)
(Starpulse) Amusing Harry Potter prefers a Hairy Pooter  (starpulse.com) (138)
(Washington Post) Silly Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply  (washingtonpost.com) (17)
(Guardian) Stupid Millionaire tax evader uses The Force when judge asks him why he believes he doesn't need to pay taxes  (guardian.co.uk) (18)
(UPI) Scary If you've stayed at Las Vegas's Luxor hotel recently, congratulations, you've won a case of Legionnaire's Disease  (upi.com) (42)


Tue January 31, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Sick Two women sexually assault man with pliers, article includes a helpful picture of what a pair of pliers may look like  (twincities.com) (119)
(MSNBC) Florida Will Nice Hair pull out a big win? Will Angry Womanizer make it a race? Will anyone care how Old Anarchist or Jesus Loves Me fare? It's your Florida Republican Primary live results thread  (elections.msnbc.msn.com) (405)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man beats ex unconscious, sticks around to discuss repairing their relationship  (thecabin.net) (99)
(TMZ) Followup The more you know: Woman who drank donkey semen in never-to-be-aired Fear Factor episode confesses "It's a lot thicker" than the human variety  (tmz.com) (156)
(BBC) Fail Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona  (bbc.co.uk) (38)
(Vice Video) Weird Japanese Hair Hats shaped like dogs, wolverines, caribou and mongeese. Hey, Subby gets a chance to use the rare 'Weird' tag  (vice.com) (8)
(Some Guy) Cool The coolest video of picture drawing on old airplanes that you will see all day  (cronkitenewsonline.com) (3)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Man found passed out in SUV urinates on Chicago police station floor, insists his air piano performance sounded awesome. The percussive handcuffs really killed it  (chicagotribune.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(NYPost) Hero Deceased multimillionaire leaves $1.5 million to chauffeur and doorman. Stiffed ex-wife is nonplussed, but classy: "He could f*ck a nun. I couldn't give a sh*t. We're divorced. The man is dead"  (nypost.com) (128)
(Some Guy) Sad Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis  (couriermail.com.au) (42)
(YouTube) Cool Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history  (youtube.com) (106)
(Boston.com) Obvious Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com) (71)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Toronto Star) Followup Aviation experts warn: don't try to launch your own half-assed "experiments" into space, they could bring down commercial aircrafts  (thestar.com) (141)
(Short List) Sad The nine most unfairly typecast animals. One day, we'll live in a world where a cat won't be the villain. One day  (shortlist.com) (99)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Teenagers not wired as whistleblowers." Well, to be fair, a good locker stuffing or swirlie can be considered as a good deterrent  (ksl.com) (77)


Sat January 28, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting South Korean activists send valuable socks to Best Korea via giant hot air condom  (msnbc.msn.com) (66)
(CBS News) Interesting Artist photographs couples after sealing them in shrink-wrap and vacuuming out the air. Why, yes, he is Japanese -- thanks for asking  (cbsnews.com) (67)
(detroit news) Asinine Student grows his hair long to donate it to cancer survivor. School: "You're suspended"  (detroitnews.com) (225)
(LA Times) Interesting A history of men's hairstyles  (latimes.com) (65)
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)
(nbc miami) Strange 1500 live turtles found in luggage at Indonesian airport. Security officials wary of yet another international shell game  (nbcmiami.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Caturday Gemma the cat undergoes surgery to remove a huge tumor from her stomach - which turned out to be a hairball that weighed almost a half a pound. Your cat wants a good brushing on Caturday  (dailymail.co.uk) (968)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Spiffy For those of you just joining us, Kelly Brook has a lovely pair of coconuts  (thesun.co.uk) (33)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Two more Gov Scott Walker (R-Wi) aides arrested in an imbroglio that involves stealing taxpayer money and a secret "off the books" network that includes RNC chair Reince Priebus  (dailykos.com) (194)
(LA Times) Interesting The newest popular hairstyle is based on Boardwalk Empire's Jimmy Darmody: Close on the sides, long and combed back on top, gaping exit wound in the back  (articles.latimes.com) (31)
(MSNBC) Asinine Accidental slide deployment delays Virgin Airline flight for several fun-filled hours. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE   (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Politico) Interesting Obama's proposed 30 percent tax rate for millionaires is "totally fair and it's absolutely necessary" according to noted left-wing liberal leftist anti-American communist Ben Stein  (politico.com) (191)
(The Consumerist) Interesting Alaska Airlines to stop handing out prayer cards to remind you to kiss your ass goodbye  (consumerist.com) (44)
(Daily Mail) Obvious If your wife beats you up when you come home with a haircut she doesn't like, you have bigger problems than just a bad haircut and an aggressive wife (with pics of what an abused hobbit might look like)  (dailymail.co.uk) (130)
(Yahoo) Fail Fed Chairman Bernanke thinks we may need another stimulus. This reminds me of that quote about doing something over and over again expecting different results  (finance.yahoo.com) (154)
(Daily Mail) Misc Snooki shows off new figure after losing nearly 20 pounds. No, she didn't get a haircut. (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (74)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)
(The Daily Beast) Followup This just in: Nice Hair is back in the lead over Angry Womanizer in Florida. As usual, Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me still in it for the free publicity  (thedailybeast.com) (53)


Wed January 25, 2012
(NPR) Hero What happens when one of the oldest Jewish bakeries in New York City is about to close its doors? A pair of Pakistani Muslims buy it and decide to keep it Kosher  (npr.org) (353)
(Canada.com) Weird Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women's underwear. Only 10,000? Amateur  (canada.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Obvious Since the beginning of the recall effort against him, the people have rallied around WI Gov Scott Walker, donating almost $4 million to his campaign. And by "the people" I mean millionaires in TX, MO, and AZ  (news.yahoo.com) (107)
(Yahoo) Asinine Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top  (news.yahoo.com) (63)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) PSA If you left 25 pounds of meth in a suitcase at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, police would like a word with you  (ajc.com) (65)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee  (foxnews.com) (23)
(VA.gov) Dumbass Department of Veterans Affairs responds to FOIA request by Ancestry.com by providing personal information, service dates and social security numbers of 2,200 not-quite-dead veterans  (va.gov) (62)
(NYPost) Dumbass If you suspect a teenager of ding-dong-ditching you, firing your handgun in the air and then holding him prisoner at gunpoint until the police arrive is not a measured response  (nypost.com) (110)
(CNN) Interesting Theme of State of the Union speech to be "A fair shake for all". More than two is playing with it  (cnn.com) (86)
(Telegraph) Obvious Facebook and Twitter tell Google "Don't be evil". Google leans back in leather chair, strokes silky white cat, and laughs uproariously  (telegraph.co.uk) (53)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing RNC Chairman Reince "yes, that really is my name" Priebus says a long, drawn-out primary fight will be good for the GOP nominee come November. Pretty much everyone else says the opposite, though   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (116)
(ProBoxing-Fans) Followup Remember that guy in boxing with the crazy spiky hair and outlandish personality, clothes and bank account? Whaa happened?  (proboxing-fans.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Obvious Leather-clad vampiress defeats black airmen  (empireonline.com) (107)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Why does first-term (R) Rep. Ben Albritton, a citrus grower from Wauchula and recent chairman of the Florida Citrus Commission hate photography?  (heraldtribune.com) (59)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Celebitchy) Misc Jude Law either growing more comfortable with receding hairline or preparing for Phil Collins biopic  (celebitchy.com) (41)
(Deadspin) Fail FOX aired an English Premier League match live on broadcast TV for the first time. Too bad lots of affiliates decided "Corky Romano" was more compelling television  (deadspin.com) (141)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Wikipedia) Photoshop Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Linda Blair  (en.wikipedia.org) (30)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Billionaire gives $7.5 million to help Washington recover from earthquake damage, crack problem  (washingtonpost.com) (37)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Slate) Followup This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity  (slatest.slate.com) (138)
(CNBC) Obvious In this age of discontent, do billionaires really need to meet at an exotic location to sip on the blood of innocents and tell stories about their wild orgies and coke sessions? Of course they do  (cnbc.com) (23)
(Yahoo) Scary NTSB says near mid-air collison caused by air traffic controller who apparently hadn't picked that week to give up drinking  (news.yahoo.com) (36)
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)
(ABC) Ironic 1998:Newt Gingrich uses media in an attempt to oust Bill Clinton (D) from office for his affair with Monica Lewinsky. 2012: Newt Gingrich criticizes media for reporting on his love life. Especially that affair he had back in 1998  (abcnews.go.com) (208)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Oatmeal SOPA Results) Amusing "I'm fairly certain getting koala lovemaking on CNN is the highlight of my career"  (theoatmeal.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ron Paul balloon snarls S.C. traffic, STILL not the biggest bag of hot air in the race  (wyff4.com) (43)
(Neatorama) Silly Now that's what I call a pair of Crocs  (neatorama.com) (5)
(The Anchoress) Obvious Millionaires and billionaires weren't evil when the uber-wealthy John Kerry was running for president  (patheos.com) (274)
(New Zealand Herald) Spiffy New Zealand Herald thanks FARK for the story about Kate Beckinsale's prank on her mother's airport luggage (#10)  (nzherald.co.nz) (0)
(YouTube) Video It's Dolly Parton's 66th birthday and dadgummit - she's earned the right to do Stairway all country-like if she wants to  (youtube.com) (87)
(CNN) Interesting ABC to air interview with Gingrich's Homewrecker #1/Ex-wife #2  (cnn.com) (107)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Paralyzed Nevada man reaches South Pole in two weeks. Just how fast WAS his wheelchair going?  (news.yahoo.com) (15)
(Huffington Post) Scary Airline captain tells passengers he has to delay departure so he can watch a video on how to fly the plane. Next he'll have to take training on how not to over share  (huffingtonpost.com) (30)
(Fox News) Followup Well, on the plus side, she'll probably listen next time a man tells her to walk around the back of an airplane  (foxnews.com) (88)
(UPI) Followup Detroit "educators" double-down, say they have no problem using slavery to teach math. Followup tag leans on Fail tag's shoulder, weeps in despair  (upi.com) (21)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum  (dailymail.co.uk) (324)
(Contact Music) Amusing Being Kate Beckinsale is awesome. Being her mom, and finding a giant rubber penis that Kate hid in your luggage after arriving at the airport? Not so much  (contactmusic.com) (80)
(ABC) Followup Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months  (abcnews.go.com) (14)


Tue January 17, 2012
(I Heart Chaos) Cool If you only watch one movie trailer today about FDR killing Nazi werewolves in his machine-gun powered wheelchair, this should be it (NSFW language)  (iheartchaos.com) (59)
(National Post) Obvious Male hairstylist's excessive junk in the trunk sparks flaming drama  (news.nationalpost.com) (28)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Budget crisis has delayed school repairs and halted the purchase of new laptops and buses at a Florida school. Do they save money any way possible? Or do they debate on spending $111,000 for a new scoreboard  (sun-sentinel.com) (72)
(Breitbart.tv) Amusing Ted Baxter interviews SC Dem Chairman, who's offended that GOP chose MLK day for their debate, dies on live TV after Baxter points out that Dems did the same thing--way back in 2008  (breitbart.tv) (100)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Police discover 300 pot plants at luxury £850,000 mansion on 'Millionaire's Row', seize all 200 (w/pics of 50 pot plants)  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic  (wrcbtv.com) (258)
(SeattlePI) Weird Japan Airlines debuts Hello Kitty Boeing 777 airplane. Subby fears the day they put the Viper GTS Plane into service  (seattlepi.com) (33)


Sun January 15, 2012
(STLToday) Hero Normally, Subby would rather pull his own hair out than spend time with a chatty, 9 year-old third grade girl. But then there's this one. She knits hats for kids who don't get to pull their hair out, and I'll do whatever she says  (stltoday.com) (96)


Sat January 14, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious Juror says one-legged, Bentley-driving, Rolex-wearing millionaire vs. stripper, vegan chef and expert in tantric massage was "an interesting case"  (nypost.com) (39)
(AZCentral) Spiffy One airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives free snacks may buy up another airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives snacks  (azcentral.com) (26)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool After discovering his luggage was damaged during a recent trip, a Southwest Airlines passenger launched a website with various images to illustrate his trip as a letter to Southwest. FARK: Southwest responds in kind  (dearswa.com) (69)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Rick Perry tried to call on a mannequin during a Q&A session today. Finally, a fair fight   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (108)
(Entertainment Weekly) Asinine CW ordering superhero series about a DC Comics character who's a billionaire secretly fighting crime with an array of self-made devices. But it's not that one  (insidetv.ew.com) (81)
(AZCentral) Scary Taxi crashes into auto repair shop. That's convenient  (azcentral.com) (13)
(Jalopnik) Cool This aircraft carrier is the world's most expensive parking lot  (jalopnik.com) (31)
(Reuters) Obvious Japan's sixth prime minister in the last five years shuffles cabinet, deck chairs  (reuters.com) (7)
(CBC) Unlikely It's Friday the 13th, a day in which close to one billion dollars is lost from people missing work because too scared to leave their homes, losses to airlines from fear of flying, and mirror breakage  (cbc.ca) (94)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail The CW is still going forward with their musical chairs game show and are now calling it OH SIT  (insidetv.ew.com) (39)
(Telegraph) Sad Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)
(MSNBC) Obvious Robert Pattinson shaves off his hair. Luckily for Kristen, decides to keep his beard  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (39)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Thirty years ago, an unlucky group of airline passengers went swimming in the Potomac River instead of Florida. Here's why all of aviation is now safer for it  (washingtonpost.com) (102)
(Detroit Free Press) Dumbass Billionaire shocked to learn that being in contempt of court leads to a jailin'  (freep.com) (57)
(Politico) Dumbass Old and busted: Constitutional "money as speech" will make Republicans unbeatable. New Hotness: Political donations from dueling billionaires will keep Obama right where he is  (politico.com) (63)
(Daily Mail) Florida Fort Myers: a hop, skip, jump, and Devil's Chair away from Guantanamo Bay  (dailymail.co.uk) (101)
(The Local (Sweden)) Spiffy Fark ready headline: "Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt"  (thelocal.se) (28)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Practice doesn't make perfect when it comes to understanding risk," said the guy with hairy palms, syphilis and herpes  (medicalxpress.com) (8)
(The Register) Spiffy Not news: Congressman rips into SOPA bill, defends Google. News: A Republican congressman. Fark: The chairman of the House Oversight Committee and 11 year member of the House Judiciary Committee  (theregister.co.uk) (74)
(News.com.au) Asinine Airlines needing additional income to cover rising fuel costs, now looking heavily at fat people  (news.com.au) (105)
(ABC) Scary 10 Goto Hospital; 20 Get Legionnaires; 30 Goto 10;  (abcnews.go.com) (64)
(BBC) Followup Three arrested over Comber murder. Cops say the scene was hairy  (bbc.co.uk) (11)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PCWorld) Spiffy Old and busted: Roomba. New hotness: robot air purifier that seeks out and destroys odors in your house  (pcworld.com) (25)
(Some Silver Haired Guy) Obvious Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair  (mcsweeneys.net) (42)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Scientific American) Obvious Airport screeners to be monitored for radiation. Now there's an idea that should get some glowing praise  (scientificamerican.com) (22)
(Yahoo) Amusing United Airlines puts on a troll face, reminds Steelers fans they got Tebowned before departing Denver  (sports.yahoo.com) (93)
(Time) Cool ♫ Sunny day sweepin' the clouds away/ On my way to where the air is sweet/ Can you tell Elmo how to get M less than ρΔV? ♫  (healthland.time.com) (22)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Will Kane try to drag Cena to Hornswoggle's lair again? Will Jericho continue to troll the crowd? Can the Miz avoid R-truth? Monday night Raw 9pm on USA  (ewrestlingnews.com) (1484)
(The Raw Story) Unlikely Mitt Romney, the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire : "I know what it's like to worry whether you're going to get fired"  (rawstory.com) (311)
(TSN) Hero TFer: "If the Steelers lose, I will shave 'TEBOW' in my chest hair. And post pictures." TF never forgets  (tsn.ca) (350)


Sun January 08, 2012
(C|Net) Scary French say there's absolutely no reason to worry about huge Airbus A380 planes having cracks in their wings, after only a few years of service. DE PANIQUE TOUT LE MONDE  (news.cnet.com) (148)
(USA Today) Dumbass Japanese defense minister on the chopping block for confusing "rape" with "sexual orgy," though to be fair, he is Japanese  (usatoday.com) (66)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious NBC chairman: "We had a really bad fall season"  (insidetv.ew.com) (102)
(Hollyscoop) Amusing Vanity Fair: "What's your most prized possession?" Daniel Craig: "Apart from my penis and my health? My third nipple"  (hollyscoop.com) (69)
(Some Dippity Do Head) Followup 'Body language expert' with Dippity Do hairdo analyzes video - confirms that Casey Anthony is vain, lonely, immature, and trying to be sexy  (wtsp.com) (58)
(wlbz.com) Dumbass A man robbing a Dallas hair salon demands all the cash for himself, all the change for his kids, and the best hair extensions because, "My b**** needs some hair extensions"  (wlbz2.com) (21)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Popular Science) PSA No matter how much they annoy you, you should avoid plucking your nose hair  (popsci.com) (178)
(Boston.com) Followup Crazy Eyes now has to decide between re-election or bleaching her hair and working for Fox  (boston.com) (87)
(Gizmodo) Asinine Pure airplane porn: the next fighter jet we don't need  (gizmodo.com) (303)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Hey Kansas? Remember how we said that if you'd help us win that Air Force tanker contract, we keep all those jobs in Wichita? We lied. Love, Boeing. P.S. Thanks for the $41 Billion, suckas  (businessweek.com) (63)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Stupid Every 10 minutes, 3 African children die from hunge...OMG PALIN'S NEW HAIR  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)
(CNNGo) Cool Nagqu, Tibet to oust Charlie Sheen's trachea for title of world's highest airport  (cnngo.com) (14)
(Forbes) Stupid Forbes, January 3, 2012, and stop me if your heard this one before: "Why I'm grateful Microsoft doesn't build airplanes"  (forbes.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Sick Poisoned pussy kills billionaire in China  (news.yahoo.com) (55)
(Joystiq) Amusing Man takes a Kinect, a couple of Wii remotes, a pair of cameras, a VR helmet, and a robot and does the logical thing: creates a device to help groom his cat  (joystiq.com) (17)


Tue January 03, 2012
(YouTube) Interesting Skier 52 is executing a navigator directed Airborne Radar Approach on the Western Antarctic Ice Sheet. Let's drop into the cabin and see what's happening  (youtube.com) (42)
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building  (dailycaller.com) (485)
(The New York Times) PSA Embattled Sears hires former Brookstone CEO. Because if anyone can convince people to buy useless crap like USB-powered nose hair trimmers with integrated coffee mug warmer, it's Brookstone  (nytimes.com) (42)
(Some C130 Guy) Cool The coolest video of a C130J performing at an airshow you'll see today  (patricksaviation.com) (33)
(Yahoo) Followup The guy busted with the backpack full of explosives at a TX airport on New Year's Eve is now looking less like a scary terrorist and more like a Special Forces demolition expert planning some awesome fireworks for his buddies  (news.yahoo.com) (102)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Captain Picard would feel right at home in Quantas' Airbus first class section (w/ pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(Some Guy) Sad Months after Hurricane Irene wrecked parts of Hatteras Island, a subdivision remains cut off from the rest of the island and rotting away because the property owners can't afford to repair their road  (wtkr.com) (175)
(ESPN) Fail Most members of professional sports teams maintain a public air of solidarity in accepting equal blame for a disappointing effort. Then, there's the 2011 New York Jets  (espn.go.com) (57)
(News.com.au) Strange Australian researcher gets test subjects to wear the same pair of jeans for three months straight without washing, a phenomenon we in the U.S. call "college"  (news.com.au) (67)
(EITB) Cool Real Madrid and Barcelona will look for another pair of "Games of the Century" this year with Copa del Rey's round of 16  (eitb.com) (3)


Sat December 31, 2011
(YouTube) Video When it comes to handling drugs, bombs or terrorist threats, UK airport security is on it in mere seconds. But give them a simple batshiat crazy naked guy to deal with and it's a whole different story. (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Amusing Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that"  (couriermail.com.au) (86)
(ESPN) Interesting Alistair Overeem defeats Brock Lesnar via first round TKO. Brock immediately retires and challenges The Undertaker to a match at WrestleMania XXVIII. Well, he didn't do the second thing, but you know that's coming  (espn.go.com) (106)


Fri December 30, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing?  (upi.com) (105)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Yelp reviews for McDowell's restaurant. "The bathroom was covered in some sort of hair gel"  (buzzfeed.com) (39)
(News 25) Asinine Women arrested for submitting false injury claims in Indiana State Fair stage collapse. Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $7,500  (news25.us) (50)
(MSNBC) Fail Verizon hit with another data outage. Looks like that whole "Rule the Air" thing isn't working out so well  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (54)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(CNN) Interesting Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down  (cnn.com) (22)
(Yahoo) Amusing Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hailed as, 'Supreme Leader." All I wanna know is, who cuts his hair?  (news.yahoo.com) (43)
(Daily Mail) Strange 99 year old man is divorcing his wife of 77 years after he discovered she had an affair more than 60 years ago  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Asinine Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (243)
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Politico) Obvious RNC Chairman Reince Priebus: "Chill out, the nominee has already been picked. You think we allow this to chance?"  (politico.com) (163)
(Yahoo) Interesting Indian billionaire can't find anyplace to invest his $3.8 billion. Drew Curtis' UFIA Highway could sure use some maintenance  (finance.yahoo.com) (19)


Tue December 27, 2011
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Pssst....you wanna buy $40,000 worth of dairy products that fell off a truck?  (mysuncoast.com) (35)
(The New York Times) Hero In a few weeks Airlines will be forced to post the entire price of a ticket, including mandatory fees and government imposed taxes, as part of the fare  (nytimes.com) (132)
(YouTube) Video The U.S. Department of Defense is evaluating a proposal to distribute an airborne virus which turns off genes causing religious fundamentalism, effectively vaccinating a population against religious belief  (youtube.com) (111)
(TMZ) Amusing Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince of Bel Air says she will never be part of a reunion show with an asshole like Will Smith. And I'm sure he cries into his huge piles of money every night about that, honey  (tmz.com) (102)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Stairs temporarily escalator  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Kim Jong-Il's oldest son "under Chinese protection" after pointing out that even Chairman Mao was against hereditary succession  (hindustantimes.com) (96)
(News.com.au) Interesting Apple plans to use hydrogen cells in batteries for longer iPhone charge time. Good luck getting that through airport security  (news.com.au) (75)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Teen charged with stealing $25,000 from Abercrombie & Fitch. That's almost two shirts and a pair of sandals  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas everyone. Here's The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl with the timeless classic Fairytale of New York  (youtube.com) (14)
(New Scientist) Cool Airbus and DolphiTech develop a sonic screwdriver. The Doctor is reportedly unamused  (newscientist.com) (28)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Slate) Interesting Admit it. You have lots of questions about Christianity, but none more burning than whether or not Jesus had an in-style hairdo  (slate.com) (108)
(Baltimore Sun) Cool Most people's Christmas displays don't contain an F-104 Starfighter. But then, Tom Blair is not most people  (baltimoresun.com) (52)
(Independent) Interesting Airlines now cleared to fly over North Pole, which will shorten flights and lead to new routes. Oh, and death, there will be horrible horrible death when the engines fail  (independent.co.uk) (99)
(TV|Line) Spiffy A guide to 81 Christmas marathons and specials airing this weekend. Now stop saying that there's nothing on to watch  (tvline.com) (42)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting More people are wanting an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle under their Christmas tree this year  (ajc.com) (82)
(Toronto Star) Caturday George the cat, thought to have died at airport, came back just in time for Christmas and Caturday  (thestar.com) (lots)
(Guardian) Asinine Airlines are now charging you a fee to pay for your flight  (guardian.co.uk) (41)


Fri December 23, 2011
(BBC) Stupid Violence breaks out as shoppers fight for the new Nike shoe: The Air Jordan. This is not a repeat from 1991  (bbc.co.uk) (143)
(USA Today) Cool Now that you've realized how uncool your ridiculous earbuds are and are ready to move on to a pair of actually cool headphones, Dr. Dre would like you to know that he's "personally offended" if you buy generic  (usatoday.com) (260)
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Scientists show that the long-known phenomenon that tornado-producing storms are less frequent on weekends is real, and it's due to air pollution dropping on weekends. But what kind of crazy talk is that, humans affecting the weather?  (physorg.com) (78)
(MSNBC) Dumbass John Edwards requests that his trial start be delayed because of an undisclosed "medical condition" which may or may not involve his hair  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (111)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists may have finally found out why your palms are so hairy  (dailymail.co.uk) (4)
(Some Guy) Amusing The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota apologize for forcing Amy Koch to have an affair and threatening "the institution of marriage"   (ontd-political.livejournal.com) (151)
(Quad City Times) Cool One city will be celebrating Festivus, complete with Pole, an Airing of Grievances, and the requisite Feats of Strength  (qctimes.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Strange Talk about putting the T & A back into the TSA: Woman caught at the airport smuggling 2.5 kilograms of pure cocaine hidden in implants in her bust and backside  (asiaone.com) (56)


Wed December 21, 2011
(MSNBC) Cool Coal plant operators finally run out of briquettes, will have to comply with a nearly 30 year backlog of clean air regulations  (msnbc.msn.com) (88)
(National Geographic) Followup New deep-fried planets found, surprisingly not at the Iowa State Fair  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (23)
(Mercatus Center) Interesting #Occupy Their Lawn might be the move, what with the bluehairs soaking up half the federal budget in two decades' time  (mercatus.org) (45)
(LA Times) Sad J. Lynn Helms, who fired 11,000 striking workers as head of FAA, dies at age 86. Air traffic controllers honor him with two minutes of staying awake  (latimes.com) (26)
(LiveLeak) Video FedEx quickly delivers flat screen TV with minimum air time  (liveleak.com) (57)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Slate) Amusing One woman's quest to obtain the hairstyle of Callista Gingrich  (slate.com) (98)
(People Daily) Dumbass Before you feel up one of the lovely airline stewardesses Singapore is known for, you may want to recall that Singapore is also known for "caning"  (english.peopledaily.com.cn) (54)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop this red-haired wrestler  (cdn1.spiegel.de) (31)
(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators  (salon.com) (259)
(Philly.com) Weird Heather Donahue of The Blair Witch Project fame is alive and well and selling marijuana. And best of all according to the article, "And you might be happy to know that her PMS is now under control"  (articles.philly.com) (116)
(CNBC) Unlikely Gold could hit $2,500 by next year, according to an angry little cowboy who started jumping up and down and firing his gun into the air upon hearing the news  (cnbc.com) (8)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not News: Car theft ring in Philly. News: It's a family affair. FARK: Cars were Older Honda Accords  (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) (32)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Neko Case: "Wow. That just made me bawl my eyes out, what beautiful singers. I'm not worthy... Holy god. They broke the s**t out of my heart" They may also have just saved their school. Darn dusty staircases  (huffingtonpost.ca) (40)
(YouTube) Cool Tis the season.... And now - Sugar Plum Fairy played on a glass harp. Glass harp - also known as glasses of water. Don't even try to not like this, can't be done  (youtube.com) (21)
(BBC) Interesting New study says that bedbugs are repelled by hairy humans. Robin Williams sleeping soundly tonight  (bbc.co.uk) (29)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Slate) Interesting "It's reshaping the pattern of demand in the economy, redirecting production into goods that are complementary to Skyrim, like more comfortable chairs and surgery to correct vision problems associated with excessive Skyrim-playing"  (slate.com) (68)
(YouTube) Amusing The cast of "The Muppet Show," "Sesame Street," and "Fraggle Rock" join together for "A Muppet Family Christmas" originally aired December 16th 1987. Enjoy  (youtube.com) (15)
(Rockford Register Star) Unlikely Small-town Illinois airport excited over possibility of picking up flights to Honolulu by airline whose four 50-seat jets currently make 30-minute inter-island hops. Geography is clearly no one's forte  (rrstar.com) (32)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Popular Science) Cool The second-biggest man made structure in history will hunt for neutrinos beneath the Mediterranean. That's just a mad scientist's secret lair waiting to happen  (popsci.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Interesting China's new aircraft carrier goes to sea. But don't worry its just for 'research' purposes, like researching on how to take on a Nimitz Class  (dailymail.co.uk) (218)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ABC) Obvious Democrats to bend over on the millionaires' tax  (abcnews.go.com) (148)
(Starpulse) Obvious Black Keys won't sign up for streaming sites because it's not fair to the suckers that actually paid for music  (starpulse.com) (91)
(Some Guy) Cool Airports now building kids' play areas for them to use instead of the jet aisles on your red eye flight   (todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com) (26)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Substitute teacher cries out to God after, during affair with 15-year-old boy  (dailymail.co.uk) (111)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Stair wars  (mirror.co.uk) (13)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Market Place) Scary The smog is so thick in Beijing that it's been shutting down air travel due to poor visibility. But according to the Chinese government, it's not pollution, but "bad weather"  (marketplace.org) (125)
(Your Houston News) Obvious Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either  (yourhoustonnews.com) (72)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNNGo) Scary It's almost time for the annual Seoul Doll Fair. Sleep well (some maybe Not safe for work pics)  (cnngo.com) (42)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Sick Father Bartley's a fairy, but it don't bother Mary. You bet he's from Pedosylvania  (news.yahoo.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Stupid Secret airbase at Yucca Lake no longer a secret. Thanks, Google  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (97)
(BBC) Spiffy UN climate deal struck, still no solution to skeptics who think its all a bunch of hot air  (bbc.co.uk) (103)
(The Raw Story) Sick Watch as this conservative GOP audience cheers for child labor, as Upton Sinclair spins in his grave  (rawstory.com) (300)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy UFC 140 discussion thread. Jon Jones and Lyoto Machida. Plus big Nog, little Nog, pour yourself a glass of eggnog, the Hairrow and many more great fighters will take to the octagon. First fights start at 5:50pm ET  (ufc.com) (667)
(The Hill) Fail Lawmaker wants to strip TSA officers of badges. "TSA has essentially allowed its airport screeners to play dress-up by giving them metal badges and police-like uniforms". Also allowed them to play doctor  (thehill.com) (333)
(Huffington Post) Cool Cold war-era missile silo converted into 'ultimate secret lair' up for sale. No, its not in a hollowed out volcano like you asked for (w/ pics and video)  (huffingtonpost.com) (78)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Cool Ever wanted to be a world's record holder in something? Do you have 62 bananas and an extra large pair of pants?  (huffingtonpost.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Scary Californians have apparently been storing a 700-lbs WWII bomb on a tank of diesel fuel for 70 years. Bonus: Next to Oakland International Airport  (ktvu.com) (81)
(Hot Air) Asinine Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in  (hotair.com) (157)
(NPR) Obvious NPR discovers that finding millionaire job creators who actually believe they're being overtaxed is a little like finding WMDs in Iraq  (npr.org) (262)
(Fox News) Obvious An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on  (foxnews.com) (30)
(LiveLeak) Scary Massive silverback gorilla roars and beats his chest, nearly scaring cameraman into a new pair of underwear. Not for the faint of heart  (liveleak.com) (42)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Pajiba) Cool Tonight, NBC will air the last episode of Community, perhaps ever. In its honor, here are the top 10 episodes of one of the funniest and most innovate comedies of the past few decades  (pajiba.com) (213)
(Politico) Asinine Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off  (politico.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Followup Alec Baldwin: "I was just playing a game and they threw me off the plane." Airline: "Yeah, about that"  (610wiod.com) (80)
(Washington Post) Followup Air Force admits that they buried far more ashes of U.S. servicemen in a landfill than previously acknowledged. Oops, sorry families, their bad again  (washingtonpost.com) (72)
(WXYZ Detroit) Silly Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass  (wxyz.com) (73)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy The baggage handler who lost her job after refusing to load a sick dog on an airplane gets her job back, back pay, and a donation to the Humane Society. Spiffy tag pushes Follow-Up out of the damm way  (washingtonpost.com) (133)
(MSNBC) Followup Principal forced out over 9-year-old's sexual harassment suspension:"One mistake in 44 years, and I'm not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don't believe I was treated fairly." Zero tolerance is a biatch  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (202)


Tue December 06, 2011
(TMZ) Amusing Airline pilot uses "deplane" against Alec Baldwin during game of Words With Friends  (tmz.com) (48)
(YouTube) Obvious TSA: searches your bags, subjects them to X-ray screening, makes you remove your belt and shoes, only lets you have 3 oz shampoo. Airlines: Welcome to your flight, here's a metal can which can be easily fashioned into a sharp blade  (youtube.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Interesting In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued  (theparisreview.org) (330)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Ace Ventura drags his highly trained cat detection dog out from under some random porch to help locate missing kitty at Sea-Tac Airport  (kirotv.com) (13)


Mon December 05, 2011
(USA Today) Scary Five grenades found in a bag at Newark Airport. Like most things in Jersey, they were inert  (content.usatoday.com) (37)
(Contact Music) Followup Benicio Del Toro won't play the villain in J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" sequel. He'll be busy combing his back hair  (contactmusic.com) (101)
(Some Guy) PSA What do you think of Katy Perry's new hair? Yes, apparently she has hair  (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com) (348)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God  (nydailynews.com) (124)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Sun December 04, 2011
(FNH) Silly If Food Network personalities hosted Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. "When apple pie is prepared a la mode, it is served with: D. poblano peppers"  (foodnetworkhumor.com) (36)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever wheelchair headline as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (2)
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Tires with AIR? How totally old school of you. Are those onions on your belt?  (physorg.com) (75)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The Brooklyn Paper) Spiffy You know your councilman deserves reelection when he calls the FAA to stop low-flying airplanes from disturbing 80-year-old's daily Matlock viewings  (brooklynpaper.com) (38)
(Salon) Interesting Why Republicans hate Mitt Romney. (Hint: it's not the hair)  (salon.com) (63)
(The Local (Sweden)) Asinine Man who lost both legs denied wheelchair until council can determine if his condition is permanent. That's quite a stumper  (thelocal.se) (79)
(The New York Times) Hero American Airlines CEO retires without golden parachute following company's bankruptcy, citing concepts like "commitment" and "character"  (nytimes.com) (68)


Fri December 02, 2011
(CNNGo) Interesting A visit to the Korean Demilitarized Zone, where military activity is prohibited, yet the air is so tense even the red-crowned cranes can't restrain themselves from an occasional arm wrestling match (6th photo)  (cnngo.com) (38)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You can break into my home and destroy my staircase railings, rip down my storm shutters, and punch holes in my walls, and I'm okay with that. But the minute you pour BBQ sauce on my floors, then it gets personal  (nwfdailynews.com) (12)
(Think Progress) Dumbass If same-sex marriage is permitted, Bachmann's Iowa co-chair warns, next people will want to marry inanimate objects, such as the Eiffel tower. Personally, I'm more of an Arc de Triomphe guy  (thinkprogress.org) (180)
(Gawker) Dumbass News: Herman Cain's lawyer goes on Piers Morgan's show to answer questions about Cain's alleged affair. Fark: He refuses to do so and then fights with Morgan (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (9)
(BBC) Dumbass The perfect fairytale wedding day just isn't complete without the groom deliberately setting fire to the reception venue and causing $10,000,000 in damages  (bbc.co.uk) (25)
(SportsGrid) Amusing Red Sox fans react to the hiring of "the first Eye-talian managah" by hitting the local airwaves. Cahl Crawwfid, you've been warned  (sportsgrid.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Obvious Dig the Herman Cain airplane phallus and the pinhead picture of Ginger White. Why, yes, it is a Fox News station graphic  (atoast2wealth.com) (31)
(CNN) Strange Family says man was killed by airplane food. Am I right, folks? Are you with me on this? 'Cause it's nuts these days, you know?  (cnn.com) (42)
(LiveLeak) Fail You can add crowd surfing in a wheelchair to the list of things that you shouldn't try  (liveleak.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Asinine TSA detains 17 year old girl at Norfolk airport, over the design of her purse. It had a replica gun on it. TSA This is a federal offense because it's in the shape of a gun. Girl, It's not real  (news4jax.com) (247)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some High Guy) Cool Air Force's secret mini space shuttle is still secretly orbiting the Earth for a secretive longer time than the original secret flight schedule. Details of its secret landing time, is still a secret  (spaceflightnow.com) (40)
(truTV) Asinine When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do  (trutv.com) (124)
(Oregon Live) Asinine It will only cost $85,000 to repair the parks used by Occupy Portland. That's some impressive job creation  (oregonlive.com) (147)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Post-Gazette) Asinine US Airways raises prices 600% when their competition drops out  (post-gazette.com) (214)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass Man sues MSNBC for airing an interview with Michael Jackson's doctor. Because he says it infringes on his yet-to-be-released animation film about Jackson's death  (hollywoodreporter.com) (12)
(CNN) Amusing New Hampshire state Representative jumps off of Cain train due to reports of an extra-marital affair, decides to endorse the farthest thing from an adulterer in the 2012 GOP field, Newt Gingrich   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Interesting First there was porn-porn. Then there was food porn. Now the hottest new trend is property porn. "Scenes that capture explosive tempers and despair are property porn's money shots"  (couriermail.com.au) (49)
(Gawker) Dumbass Remember when Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" offended gays and Jews in one fell swoop and then issued an even more offensive non-apology? Who's ready for thirds?  (gawker.com) (41)
(Fox News) Followup US Airways: Non-refundable means non-refundable. Go have cancer somewhere else  (radio.foxnews.com) (104)
(The Journal Times) Stupid You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results  (journaltimes.com) (48)


Tue November 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Cool New military enlistment perk: Less groping at the airport  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier turned 50 this week, and all 250,000 who've served aboard the USS Enterprise would like to wish the Big E a very Happy Birthday  (wtkr.com) (124)
(Some Guy) News Herman Cain reassessing his campaign. If only he'd waited until his wife was sick to have an extramarital affair he'd be leading the GOP race  (933flz.com) (282)
(Some Guy) Cool Give it up Community fans. Your show has about as much chance of getting back on the air as Family Guy, Futurama and Arrested Development do....wait, what? They did? Huh...carry on then  (aoltv.com) (86)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Hugh Laurie plans to quit television as soon as 'House' goes off the air. Of course, there's talk of a music career. Bruce Willis unavailable for comment  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Cain going with the "I'm sorry I did it, but I did nothing wrong / We were just friends" option play to respond to allegations he had a 13-year affair  (chicagotribune.com) (107)
(Viral Footage) Video CNN Interviews Prank Caller Posing as U.S. Student Who Was Arrested in Cairo  (viralfootage.com) (19)
(NPR) Unlikely Just like cheerleaders are real athletes and self-published writers are real authors, Air Force drone operators would like you to know that they're real pilots, damnit  (npr.org) (235)
(CNN) Fail American Airlines decides to become a little more like Americans  (money.cnn.com) (139)
(WFSB Rocky Hill) Weird Woman steals ornaments at craft fair, uses ornament to stab pursuer while fleeing police. I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas  (wfsb.com) (32)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Not all hot female teachers hit on their students. This one sexually assaulted an airline steward  (bbc.co.uk) (125)
(Daily Mail) Misc Woman gives birth moments after getting off plane...saving on the controversial airline "Baby Birthing Fee"  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Local France) Stupid French TV station sends two female journalists into Cairo's Tahrir Square to cover Egypt unrest. Guess what happens next. Go ahead, guess  (thelocal.fr) (209)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Muslim students join Christians to shun evolution because it conflicts with their big book of fairy tales  (dailymail.co.uk) (425)
(Daily Mail) Cool ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♫  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)
(Some Guy) Sick First they took away in-flight meals, then they added checked baggage fees. Now Delta airlines won't even let you watch child porn on your flight  (ksl.com) (97)


Sat November 26, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Magpie steals woman's $900 Gucci glasses. Naturally, she wants council to swoop in and pay for a new pair  (news.com.au) (93)
(Spokesman.com) Followup Twenty years later, lawyer determines Ronald Reagan was not criminally liable in the Iran-Contra affair  (spokesman.com) (105)
(Short List) Silly The biggest and most ridiculous celebrity hair of the 80s. What were they thinking?  (shortlist.com) (109)
(YouTube) Video Mortal Kombat flash dancers. Come for Scorpion breakdancing, stay for liu-kang air humping  (youtube.com) (23)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ABC 4) Florida News: Man rescued after being stuck in quicksand after eight hours. Not News: He was in Utah. Fark: His rescue beacon was answered by the Air Force - in Florida  (abc4.com) (31)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing In Serbia, a cop and a small-time robber stealing a baby from a local millionaire counts as biology  (iheartchaos.com) (14)
(The New York Times) Scary Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural"  (nytimes.com) (82)
(Bloomberg) Scary Air France brings the term "Getting Screwed" to a new level  (bloomberg.com) (65)
(My Fox DC) Sick Landlord caught hiding in air vent to spy on naked tenants. Apparently, he's a big fan  (myfoxdc.com) (50)
(Guardian) Dumbass If you get your penis stuck in a ring, be reassured that the fire department are happy to help. Testicles in a chair? Sorry, you're on your own  (guardian.co.uk) (75)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange If the wolf died of old age instead of hunting or poaching, then it's ethical to wear his carcass on airplane rides and the movie Twilight  (thebloggess.com) (58)
(MSNBC) Interesting 40 years ago today, a man with enormous brass balls jumped out of the back of an airborne Boeing 727, with a knapsack full of cash, and a neck tie containing titanium  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (118)
(STLToday) Followup Shave and a haircut, hate crimes  (stltoday.com) (27)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Rick Hilton says son Conrad was completely sober, merely hit two parked cars because he was trying to avoid a dog that ran in front of him. Then went home to his wife, Morgan Fairchild  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Elliott.org) Asinine Man forced to stand for the entire duration of his 7 hour US Airways flight because the 400 pound man in the middle seat took up his seat too  (elliott.org) (458)
(CNN) Asinine Proof that Steve Jobs is dead: Apple has patented an airbag in case you drop your iPad  (cnn.com) (30)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Outside) Video Pair of climbers conquer the world's toughest off-width crack. The easiest is your mom's, and everybody's conquered that  (outsideonline.com) (26)
(MTV) Silly The seven best insane Taiwanese news animations of 2011. Drew's hairy ass waves at its omission  (clutch.mtv.com) (24)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Statesman) Spiffy Woman fired from being a Sugar Plum Fairy because she's also a burlesque dancer. Or because she tried to cheat on a drug test. Or because she cusses. Whatever the reason, subby wants to party with her  (statesman.com) (196)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CBS News) Cool A new material that is 99.99 percent air may carry a lot of weight in the near future  (cbsnews.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The question of the day: What does your husband think of your wobbly bits? With a fairly Not safe for work picture of owners of said wobblies. Wobble  (dailymail.co.uk) (112)
(UPI) Fail Aircraft carrier USS George H. W. Bush develops serious plumbing problems. Navy considering changing name of ship to USS Richard M. Nixon  (upi.com) (141)


Thu November 17, 2011
(The Weekly Standard) Asinine General Electric filed a 57,000-page tax return but paid nothing in taxes on $14 billion in profits. GE that seems fair  (weeklystandard.com) (225)
(Cyprus Mail) Scary When "seeking a pleasant change that would break the monotony of hard work", do not do it by rupturing your friend's intestine with a blast from an air compressor  (cyprus-mail.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists  (wtkr.com) (161)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Hero Millionaires storm Congress, demanding higher taxes for those taking home more than $1 million annually  (startribune.com) (236)
(Daily Mail) Scary Airline to Birmingham passengers at refueling stop in Vienna: "You guys are going to have to pitch in £20k for gas if you want to get home"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)
(Gawker) Fail Know who else wanted a ridiculous haircut?  (gawker.com) (58)


Wed November 16, 2011
(MSNBC) Amusing Updo your hair and set phasers to nerd: It's Captain Kirk vs. Princess Leia in a battle of the sci-fi franchises   (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (166)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing "No More Kardashian" petition demands that E Online stop giving the Kardashians so much air time. Kardashians respond with Chewbacca defense  (hollywoodreporter.com) (66)


Tue November 15, 2011
(some chalupa) Dumbass They won't serve you in an electric wheelchair at the drive-thru window? Ram that chair into their front doors till they shatter. That's the *Elkhart* way  (abc57.com) (107)
(MSNBC) Scary The War on Christmas taken to a frightening new level with the deployment of anti-aircraft weapons  (msnbc.msn.com) (48)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail NC couple sues AirTran for $100,000 from the airline for mental and emotional distress due to cockroaches on the plane. AirTran was just happy to have a full flight  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(CNN) Amusing Columnist complains because CBS cuts the Republican debate short for an NCIS rerun. Hey, let's be fair... Abby and Ziva vs. Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum: which group is more believable, and which would you choose to watch?  (cnn.com) (86)
(TMZ) Silly Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus"  (tmz.com) (67)
(Daily Mail) Obvious I'm sorry, that will be a $300 "your airline sucks" fee  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)
(Boing Boing) Sad Good news: Silicon Valley job fair features Amazon, Accenture, other large tech firms. Fark: They're hiring people for jobs in India  (boingboing.net) (35)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)
(CNNGo) Obvious Top-ten list of most hated airports omits 825 others that are tied for 11th  (cnngo.com) (70)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Break) Spiffy How do you build a basketball court on an aircraft carrier? Here's how  (break.com) (14)
(NPR) Fail The more we restrict aerosols and air pollution, the faster global warming will be. So make your choice -- choke or bake  (npr.org) (106)
(Some Blood-Sport Fan) Cool Velasquez vs Dos Santos airs live and free on FOX at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Beginning at 4:45pm ET / 1:45pm ET, viewers can watch nine prelim bouts for free on Foxsports.com or on Facebook  (ufc.com) (443)
(Forbes) Fail Former billionaire declares personal bankruptcy after becoming a hundredaire  (forbes.com) (87)
(Daily Mail) Followup Qatar 2009: "Air conditioned stadiums? Of course the stadiums will have air-conditioning. Who'd want to sit for 90 minutes in 120 degree heat?" Qatar 2011: "Air conditioning is for pussies"  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)
(Slanch Report) Dumbass Not News: soccer team gets haircuts, Fark: shave QR codes for a betting website into their heads  (slanchreport.com) (7)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Engadget) Cool Can you create a laser that can "deter, disrupt, deny, or degrade" weeds? If so, the Air Force will give you $150K  (engadget.com) (39)
(The Raw Story) Dumbass On Veteran's Day, non-veteran multimillionaire Mitt Romney suggests vets might like a voucher system for their benefits  (rawstory.com) (160)
(Denver Post) Strange Police: What was the robbery suspect wearing? Witness: He was wearing a pair of socks. Police: Okay, what else? Witness: Ummmm  (denverpost.com) (5)
(I Heart Chaos) Hero Amazing low-tech device pulls water from even arid desert air using no power. Cool, the water problem's solved, let's get back to bombing people  (iheartchaos.com) (151)
(Some Guy) Strange Leg hair font. No, Japan...thank YOU  (asiajin.com) (26)


Thu November 10, 2011
(barons) Fail Ralph Lauren forecasts weaker sales after realizing that people are tired of paying $30 for a pair of socks  (blogs.barrons.com) (21)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Boston.com) Photoshop Photoshop this pursuing pair  (inapcache.boston.com) (38)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool The game show host from "Slumdog Millionaire" to play Indian Jack Bauer. OH MY GOODNESS, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF THE TIME  (hollywoodreporter.com) (68)
(Rolling Stone) Sad "Do you think the millionaire ought to pay more in taxes than the bus driver?" asks the president. "More" the crowd screams back. Guess the president and the crowd  (rollingstone.com) (376)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Guardian) Obvious Of course the Koch brothers secret Tea Party database is named for the Greek goddess of divine order on human affairs  (guardian.co.uk) (92)
(Nola.com) Asinine You'll need to submit an Environmental Impact Study before you can repair that streetlight. We're the Federal Government and we're here to help  (nola.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Sick Air Force mortuary needs a hand finding some body parts of fallen Airmen  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Discover) Weird Why poison dart frogs have a flair for fashion and style  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (10)
(Salon) Asinine When director of Mississippi campaign to make "personhood" begin at conception--which would effectively ban in vitro fertilization--is reminded he owes his kids to IVF, he replies, "Nothing's fair," and walks away  (salon.com) (492)
(Daily Mail) Sick Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)
(Wimp) Video Robin Williams has a tickle fight with a gorilla, then things get very hairy  (wimp.com) (17)
(Discover) Asinine Even the air in China is elitist  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (17)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida University of South Florida pays $10,000 for a lifesize Darth Vader statue and Captain Kirk's chair, in order to "encourage inspiration beyond conventional thought"  (tampabay.com) (30)
(Daily Mail) Followup United Express pilot who flew while drunk gets six months in prison. Charged with breach of policy, dangerous behavior, impersonating Southwest Airlines pilot  (dailymail.co.uk) (2)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine 87-year-old woman who thinks her 88-year-old husband is having an affair with her hairdresser does the logical thing: gets his .22 and plugs the bum with birdshot  (thesmokinggun.com) (89)
(Huffington Post) Sick Limbaugh responds to woman's claim that Herman Cain sexually harassed her by sexually harassing her on-air  (huffingtonpost.com) (113)
(adn.com) Dumbass Before you take your computer loaded with child porn to the repair shop, clear the print queue  (adn.com) (73)
(WTOP) Weird Naked guy wanders around Dulles airport, perhaps trying to beat TSA to the punch. (Photo)  (wtop.com) (41)
(Short List) Fail Robot guide dog gives actual guide dogs absolutely nothing to fear (other than total, hair-pulling frustration)  (shortlist.com) (6)
(Canada.com) Stupid Mayor criticized for using the phrase "off your meds" on Twitter, which is unfair since he was probably off his meds when he tweeted it  (canada.com) (18)
(Yahoo) Spiffy What do you MEAN airline passengers won't pay our exorbitant fares just because we tell them?  (finance.yahoo.com) (41)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail All Nippon Airways discovers why you should not buy a new Boeing plane in its first model year  (chicagotribune.com) (29)
(BBC) Obvious Russia thinks out loud that an airstrike on Iran is an excellent way to push oil over $150 a barrel  (bbc.co.uk) (82)
(Some ShutterBug) Spiffy While you were taking pics of your beer with a cameraphone, this guy was up four miles, shooting out an open door of an airplane  (petapixel.com) (54)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Star Trek episode banned for 43 years in Germany finally airs. Ya, you know what one  (dailymail.co.uk) (156)


Fri November 04, 2011
(LA Times) PSA Dumbest man on planet to fly lawnchair over Baghdad, lifted by hundreds of balloons. I guess that's one way to get in some target practice  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (46)
(WFTV) Florida Plumber finds $40,000 in air duct, and returns the entire $20,000  (wftv.com) (74)
(Chicago Tribune) Ironic Car crashes into an auto repair shop  (chicagotribune.com) (17)
(Fox News) Followup It turns out that no amount of airbrushing or photoshopping could make Lindsay Lohan presentable enough for Playboy  (foxnews.com) (116)
(CNN) Scary TSA screeners say they usually find four or five guns in airport luggage on a typical day, Cincinnati Bengals road game  (articles.cnn.com) (100)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Boston.com) Followup Here are some ways you may be asked to contribute your fair share towards sustaining bank executives' bonuses  (boston.com) (24)
(ESPN) Unlikely Chauncey Billups said he would sacrifice his $14M salary for a fair NBA CBA, like we really would believe that  (espn.go.com) (23)
(Wired) Interesting Stephen King explains the rules of time travel; Stephen Hawking working on pulp novel about haunted wheelchairs  (wired.com) (88)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 339: "State Fair". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (125)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Life.com) Spiffy New and busted: A Republican Party in thrall to evangelicals. Old hotness: A Republican Party where women smoked cigars, gambled, drank booze, and weren't afraid to show a little "phony bush of pectoral hair"  (life.com) (76)
(CONTEMPORIST) Photoshop Photoshop this geometric chair  (contemporist.com) (30)
(YouTube) Video When you're a federal police officer and your suspects are seconds from escaping in an airplane, maybe it's time to admit defeat. Unless you're Brazilian. Then you just ram the airplane  (youtube.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Strange Guy pleads no contest to drugging, raping, and shaving his drinking buddy's entire body completely hairless. No contest? Isn't that how beer pong is supposed to end?  (wfaa.com) (94)
(Yahoo) Weird Kelly Osbourne's most embarrassing moment was discovering her fiance was cheating with a tranny. To be fair, you can understand his confusion  (uk.omg.yahoo.com) (70)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (141)


Tue November 01, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D  (nypost.com) (19)
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)
(TwinCities.com) Dumbass Magician demands AirTran make $50,000 appear because the wouldn't let him carry his dove on the aircraft  (twincities.com) (34)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The Hill) Asinine Donald Trump, who based his entire bid for the presidency on allegation that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii, calls Cain allegations 'very unfair'  (gop12.thehill.com) (178)
(Dayton Daily News) Spiffy Ohio may not seem like a workers' paradise of social justice and equality, but at least they're doing something about the scourge of millionaires. Bonus: You only need to earn a little more than $250,000 to be a One Percenter in Ohio  (daytondailynews.com) (75)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Please push me down the stairs  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Scary London Police have a secret fleet of surveillance aircraft  (telegraph.co.uk) (77)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious 10 ways to not being an annoying airplane passenger. Leaving your screaming children at home strangely absent  (foxnews.com) (390)
(AP) Stupid US Border Patrol stops routinely searching buses, trains and airports for illegal immigrants at transportation hubs along the northern border that's been great for tracking down people here illegally. Psst: It's now ok, illegals  (hosted.ap.org) (121)
(AZCentral) Spiffy Arizona drywall contractor faces jail time and $450k in fines for hiring illegal immigrants. Claims he is being unfairly singled out and was not the only Juan doing it  (azcentral.com) (184)
(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass Maine woman tries to steal a set of novelty handcuffs, ends up getting a real pair  (bangordailynews.com) (15)


Fri October 28, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing A troll doll with glasses, a bad-ass hair net, and Grandma's mullet await you in this week's Mughot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (131)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Virginia GOP admits she had lesbian affair with minor; "Liberals and weed made me do it"  (dailymail.co.uk) (238)
(Some Guy) Asinine Small-town Texas gun store airs an eloquent radio ad promoting responsible weapon safety. Nah, just kidding, the radio ad states they will deny service to Muslims and socialists  (kvue.com) (500)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Fox News) Cool Poor clerk from India, making $120 a month, wins the million dollars on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. They should make a movie about this  (foxnews.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Cool An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier will pass Earth closer than the moon next week. Good thing we elected Morgan Freeman  (universetoday.com) (47)
(The Atlantic Wire) Followup Donald Trump thinks birtherism is political suicide, as does his hair  (theatlanticwire.com) (33)
(CBS News) Interesting New interview reveals that last year billionaire Bernie Madoff and his wife tried to make one more killing  (cbsnews.com) (34)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Video In honor of Rush releasing their live DVD shot in Cleveland, here's the opening video to the concert, plus 'Tom Sawyer' and all the usual air drumming seen at their shows  (rollingstone.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ohio police arrest woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels after a harrowing 128 mph high-speed police chase. Sounds like Subby's kind of woman, crazy, almost naked and fast  (cleveland.cbslocal.com) (102)
(Yahoo) Sad In 2006, multimillionaire Barack Obama failed to pay $8,558.46 in state income taxes, forcing the state of Illinois to file a tax lien that he fought until 2008. This would be an outrage, if it were actually Obama, and not Herman Cain  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(CSMonitor) Interesting Condoleezza Rice talks about Bush in new book. Says she thought the situation in Iraq could get hairy and troop levels should be trimmed but when she brought up shaving troop numbers Bush became bristly  (csmonitor.com) (93)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Airline passengers are always fast to get off a long flight, just not at 30,000 feet up  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (59)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass If you were wondering just whose jobs the GOP is worried about, here's the head of the GOP Job Creators caucus leaving his own job fair early to go to a campaign fundraiser   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (66)
(ESPN) Cool WHO will have the 3-2 series lead going back to St. Louis? CAN C.J. Wilson follow Holland and blank the Cardinals again tonight? WILL Joe Buck do COCAIIIIIIIINE on air? THIS is YOUR 2011 World Series: Game 5 Discussion Thread. (8 ET on FOX)  (espn.go.com) (862)
(USA Today) Obvious CBS somehow manages a trade that lets them air the BCS Championship Game in prime time  (usatoday.com) (73)
(The Sun) Scary There's nothing more comforting than watching workers repair the plane with duct tape just before you take off  (thesun.co.uk) (99)
(Some Guy) Cool Want to see an aircraft boneyard with over two hundred abandonded planes of all types and sizes, all just waiting to be crawled around in? What about if it isn't a slideshow?  (silentuk.com) (80)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Rick Perry thinks Obama's birth certificate isn't real but Donald Trump's hair is  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(YouTube) Spiffy After five years, man reunited with gorilla in West Africa which he raised from childhood. Heavy dust in the air  (youtube.com) (51)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious So turns out the "47%" do pay their "fair share" of taxes and a lot more. They even include a informative picture for the GOP impaired   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (194)
(The Week) Unlikely Because mining all of the Earth's natural resources isn't enough, some billionaire wants to mine the moon's  (theweek.com) (128)
(Yahoo) Cool Canada to upgrade Navy. Vows to provide each ship with paddles, patches and air pump  (news.yahoo.com) (94)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Smh.com.au) Interesting Meet the bankroller financing Occupy Wall Street, a millionaire Republican Wall Street oil trader  (smh.com.au) (51)
(Stuff.co.nz) Fail Voting for the world's worst airport to sleep at is completed. Let's open the Manila folder and see the winner  (stuff.co.nz) (111)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Air Force: We're no longer investigating UFOs. Reporter: Then why do Air Force personnel still have instructions on how to deal with them? Air Force: If you could just keep your eyes on this standard issue neuralyzer  (huffingtonpost.com) (135)
(Washington Post) Sad Scholarly feud over the existence of faster-than-light neutrinos and the purported death of Keynsian theory forces cancellation of DC college information fair  (washingtonpost.com) (31)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Remember the Amish haircut terrorists? Here are their mugshots   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)
(SFGate) Cool Robert Hays talks about filming Airplane 31 years ago, still doesn't eat the fish  (sfgate.com) (80)
(YouTube) Amusing 20 of Hollywood's best punches to the face. Airplane? Yup ...it's there  (youtube.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Scary 81-year-old can't find farmer's market from the air, lands his 1973 Cessna in a strip mall parking lot instead. With security cam video of the 'landing'  (wtkr.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Sad You may be a sellout if you're a rock and roll band named Tea Party and you agree to sell your domain name to the political Tea Party in exchange for an Airstream full of cash  (vancouversun.com) (142)


Mon October 17, 2011
(BBC) Interesting L'Oreal billionaire Liliane Bettencourt loses control of her heir  (bbc.co.uk) (38)
(Daily Mail) Scary Pilot realizes in mid-air that he picked the wrong week to stop having his instruments sabotaged with glue  (dailymail.co.uk) (105)


Sun October 16, 2011
(SacBee) Obvious Cindy Sheehan, riding huge hammerhead catches massive air and does triple lindy over Occupy Sacramento  (sacbee.com) (190)
(The Sun) Asinine Barber shaves "FOOL" into hair of man with severe learning disabilities. I pity him  (thesun.co.uk) (91)
(Some Guy) Interesting Airline to remove toilets in order to save money. Yes, it's Ryanair once again  (everydaymoney.ca) (103)
(ABC) Interesting Japanese air force zeroes in on new fighter orders  (abcnews.go.com) (91)
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