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Wed February 08, 2012
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Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)
(
thesun.co.uk
)
(67)
Fri January 27, 2012
Two more Gov Scott Walker (R-Wi) aides arrested in an imbroglio that involves stealing taxpayer money and a secret "off the books" network that includes RNC chair Reince Priebus
(
dailykos.com
)
(194)
From the state that brought us the Scopes trial: AIDS was caused by "one guy screwing a monkey." Why does Tennessee always blame the monkeys?
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(202)
Wed January 18, 2012
Man tries to rob a gambling parlor by threatening to infect everyone with a staph infection. It makes you long for the days when the bad guy just used a hypodermic needle filled with tainted AIDS blood
(
startribune.com
)
(8)
Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy)
1980: AIDS is a gay disease. 1996: AIDS is a junkie disease. 2012: AIDS is a diabetic disease
(
todaysthv.com
)
(419)
Fri January 13, 2012
US aid to Sudan helps....helps fund genocide
(
msnbc.msn.com
)
(34)
Fri January 06, 2012
(American Independent)
According to the president of the American Family Association, HIV does not cause AIDS. Nope, it's caused by too much gay sex
(
americanindependent.com
)
(256)
Tue January 03, 2012
"So I figured, when's the next time I'm going to be in Bali?"
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(36)
Fri December 23, 2011
(Bozeman Comical)
Man steals woman's panties from her apartment for use as masturbatory aid, gets caught while breaking back in to return them, gives her his voter registration card, and flees. Unknown where his polling place was at this time
(
bozemandailychronicle.com
)
(52)
Mon December 12, 2011
With $666,000 in federal research money, scientists examined whether distant prayer could heal AIDS. It could not
(
latimes.com
)
(195)
Sat December 10, 2011
Russian opposition parties get robocalls chanting "Putin is life; Putin is the light; love Putin and your life will have meaning; Putin will give you happiness; Putin will open your eyes." Romney aides start taking notes furiously
(
sfgate.com
)
(71)
Boehner: "It is my hope that the president will accept this measure so that Americans can see that we are still capable of working together to the meet the challenges we face"
(
reuters.com
)
(116)
Mon December 05, 2011
Amnesty International joins Switzerland in calling for the arrest of George W. Bush for war crimes. Why does the world hate America? Oh, right
(
cbsnews.com
)
(335)
Tue November 29, 2011
It's the classic story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get drunk and have sex. Girl tells boy she has AIDS. Boy shoots girl in head with shotgun. Girl survives. Boy goes to jail. Bonus: Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(211)
Wed November 09, 2011
Could we be looking at the end of AIDS? This time scientists aren't just sure, they are HIV positive
(
discovermagazine.com
)
(50)
Wed November 02, 2011
Correction: Yesterday's edition of the New York Post reported that Gov. Cuomo gave raises to his staff after he came into office, when, in fact, he reduced his salary and the pay of his top aides by five percent. Sorry we got caught lying
(
nypost.com
)
(41)
Tue October 25, 2011
In an obvious response to OWS, Obama is going to allow you to consolidate your student loan and pay a lower interest rate
(
money.cnn.com
)
(446)
Sun October 23, 2011
Police aid broken down owl parked on shoulder of Mass Pike
(
telegram.com
)
(27)
Tue October 18, 2011
Sure, you'll have AIDS - but damn your feet will look amazing
(
myfoxdc.com
)
(40)
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