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Fri January 27, 2012
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(wptv.com)
"Your honor, I accidentally beat my wife with a hammer. Then I accidentally doused her with gasoline.... and then I accidentally tossed a lit candle at her"
(
wptv.com
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(52)
Thu January 12, 2012
Burn those biscuits? That's a cleaverin'
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kmov.com
)
(36)
Wed January 11, 2012
Woman is upset by Judge Judy, so she does the only logical thing and assaults her domestic partner with a hammer
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palmbeachpost.com
)
(50)
Thu January 05, 2012
Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time
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blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(10)
Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy)
Daddy says: "My son is not that kind of a person." TFA says: "... other arrests were on charges of burglary, car theft, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, drug possession and resisting arrest." Bonus: DRT
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news4jax.com
)
(116)
Mon November 28, 2011
(Some Trailer Park Guy)
"According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 32-year old Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama Trailer Park on 15th Street and asking for beer"
(
wtsp.com
)
(37)
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