Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'accidents'

Headlines matching 'accidents'

Mon May 28, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Apparently Best Korean officials are suffering from contagious and deadly "traffic accidents" (telegraph.co.uk)	(56)

Thu May 24, 2012

(Some Guy)	The school district's public information officer wants you to know that's not the vajayjay you're looking at (wsoctv.com)	(96)
(Some Guy)	Remember friends, it could always be worse. You could drown in an enormous septic pit filled with horse manure (wbal.com)	(42)
	It is not legal to get into a drunk driving accident, then to bury the driver of the other car alive. Not even in China (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(45)

Wed May 23, 2012

		A three-year-old boy drove his toy motorbike to a busy downtown street in an east China city, ignorant of the danger. A local police officer spotted the kid timely and led him down the street (eitb.com)	(26)
		I was in an accident but it's nothing to worry about honey - I just bumped the other guy (youtube.com)	(41)
		Flying Toyota lands on garage in terrible car accident (english.pravda.ru)	(16)

Wed May 16, 2012

(CJAD)	Is Howard Dean okay after getting into a car accident during a radio interview? YEEEEAAAAARGGHH (cjad.com)	(39)
	Car crashes into the home of Sonya and Wade Schenewolf, of Easton, PA. This is a repeat from March 2012, and also from December 2011 (gma.yahoo.com)	(83)
	If you left $15k at Goodwill by accident, so did everyone else (stltoday.com)	(37)

Tue May 15, 2012

(Taste of Country)

Taylor Swift fans miss concert because of drunk driver. Weeping messenger bluebirds dispatched; Swift's woodland headquarters immediately goes on Rainbow Alert (tasteofcountry.com)

(31)

Wed May 09, 2012

You might not expect that ziplining would lead to a flesh-eating bacteria infection, but this link, and the cutie involved, are indeed greened afterwards (cbsnews.com)

(125)

Thu May 03, 2012

		Sign of the apocalypse: College football players involved in rollover accident, not at fault, not found drunk or in possession of drugs or weapons (espn.go.com)	(9)
		Drivers neglecting to use a turn signal cause two million accidents a year, 14 outside of Florida (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(73)

Wed May 02, 2012

(Some Guy)		Exposing your genitals then stabbing and pistol whipping people is no way to spend a Wednesday night, Officer Dumas (abclocal.go.com)	(69)
(Some Guy)		Man was a helmet at the time of the accident (wlwt.com)	(97)

Fri April 27, 2012

(Some Guy)

One in five drivers would pay $3,000 to never again be at fault for a car accident (theverge.com)

(73)

Tue April 24, 2012

(Some Guy)		Working in a brewery must be pretty cool. Except for the exploding kegs, of course (wmur.com)	(89)
		Veterans returning from Afghanistan drive like everybody is out to kill them, and it shows (chron.com)	(85)

Mon April 23, 2012

(Some Guy)

If you are hunting and you mistake your girl friend for a hog and shoot her, do not admit you thought she looked like a hog (wokv.com)

(37)

Sat April 21, 2012

(Times Herald Record (NY))

Never give Darwin a second swing: man clips several parked cars, flees, and a few minutes later says hello to Mr. Tractor Trailer (recordonline.com)

(32)

Fri April 13, 2012

(ABC15)	Driver of hearse passes out on way to funeral and causes six-car accident. At least one dead (abc15.com)	(25)
(KRDO)	Comcast does its best to increase customer service ratings by broadcasting porn in the middle of Good Morning America (krdo.com)	(78)
	Scientists say that having a second x chromosone apparently makes it much more difficult to distinguish between the gas and brake pedals on a car. Hey, don't get mad at me, this is SCIENCE (news.yahoo.com)	(41)

Sat April 07, 2012

Bicyclist who ran down SF pedestrian fails to impress the internet by telling his side of the story (news.yahoo.com)

(317)

Sun April 01, 2012

(Some Guy)

Much like the microwave and post-it notes, a lab accident could lead to another great invention (itworld.com)

(21)

Tue March 27, 2012

Those mock drunk driving accidents staged at high schools during prom season are powerful in their own right. Adding real human blood isn't necessary (statesman.com)

(66)

Fri March 23, 2012

Sean Hannity on the Trayvon Martin killing - "Is it possible it was just an accident?" (mediaite.com)

(607)

Sun March 18, 2012

This just in: slow drivers are annoying and oftentimes make people late to work, doctor's appointments, and other time-sensitive moments (sun-sentinel.com)

(130)

Sun March 04, 2012

Wisconsin warns residents that snowblowers are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead (jsonline.com)

(78)

Wed February 29, 2012

Researcher discovers that five days after NASCAR races, there's a spike in aggressive driving accidents, left turns (npr.org)

(72)

Thu February 23, 2012

Photographer chronicles the locales of famous musicians' deaths, but fails to include site of Spinal Tap drummer John "Stumpy" Pepys' fatal gardening accident which remains, at authorities' behest, unsolved (wired.com)

(20)

Wed February 22, 2012

		1. Loosen shelf, knock over boxes. 2. Get under boxes. 3. Tip over cart. 4. Cry "HELP." 5. Hit self in head with batteries. 6. Drink soda, eat crackers. 7. Vomit. 8. File for worker's comp. 9. Forget about store security cameras (nj.com)	(53)
		After concussions, rape accusations, motorcycle accidents, losses in big games, marriages and other tragedies: Ben Roethlisberger is upset because the new coach didn't call yet. Ben Diva, coach. Coach, Ben Diva (espn.go.com)	(58)

Tue February 21, 2012

(We Heart It)

We Heart It thinks that FARK's witty headline about a shopping cart accident hits a bullseye (weheartit.com)

(3)

Mon February 20, 2012

		22 year old man dies while surfing his couch down a country road. And yes, alcohol was involved (cbc.ca)	(76)
		Achievement Unlocked: Interstate Slalom (youtube.com)	(77)