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Mon January 16, 2012
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Zappos data accessed in security breach by hackers. Info on 24 million customers at risk of being resoled
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news.cnet.com
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(28)
Fri January 13, 2012
Aon insurance moving its HQ from Chicago to London for better access to emerging markets, pizza
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bloomberg.com
)
(31)
Sun January 08, 2012
Apple, RIM and Nokia giving backdoor access to their phones to India military?
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zdnet.com
)
(11)
Fri January 06, 2012
Mysterious religious codex found to contain images of Satan, offering historical insight into the lives of thirteenth century monks who were stuck behind desks all day without access to Fark
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io9.com
)
(40)
Fri December 30, 2011
Jews threaten to sue internet over allowing access to Muslims
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technolog.msnbc.msn.com
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(78)
Tue December 27, 2011
MLB's new security chief used to work for the Secret Service. When assigned to White House security in 1995, he denied Monica Lewinsky access to the Oval Office. Guess what happened next?
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deadspin.com
)
(24)
Thu December 15, 2011
Breaking: DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano just cut Sheriff Joe Arpaio's access to ICE programs. Hmmm... Napolitano... What is that, Italian? Mexican? May I see your papers, please?
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tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com
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(198)
Sat December 03, 2011
The Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, is 63 today. Here's his most accessible, most-known solo hit
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youtube.com
)
(25)
Wed November 16, 2011
At a certain screen size, a device stops being "a tablet" and becomes "a touch screen TV that can access the Web." A 65" Android "tablet" is WAY beyond that point
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news.yahoo.com
)
(37)
(Day and Night news)
India developing EMP bomb, which should be useful if Pakistan ever gains access to technology with circuit boards in it
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dayandnightnews.com
)
(42)
Tue November 15, 2011
Crime novelist says he has uncovered evidence that Jane Austen may have been murdered. Police are now looking for a high-school English student with access to a time machine
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news.yahoo.com
)
(93)
(Some Guy)
Virginia man is determined not to be browbeaten into copping to sexual assault charges, insisting the whole story is cockeyemamie. (w/ pic that demands admittance into the Fark mugshot pantheon)
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wtvr.com
)
(54)
Wed November 09, 2011
Rolling Stones announce a London "jam" session, though that's contingent on whether or not the venue is handicap accessible
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rollingstone.com
)
(14)
Two thirds of college grads consider Facebook access at work more important than salary. Fifty percent of grads wouldn't take a job that restricts social media
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hothardware.com
)
(497)
Mon October 17, 2011
"In the final analysis, Tintin is easily Spielberg's most purely enjoyable, accessible and entertaining film since Jurassic Park" HA HA HA OH WOW
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denofgeek.com
)
(87)
Sun October 16, 2011
Conservative computer security expert hacks 'Occupy Wall Street' e-mail access, gives internal information to FBI and NYPD, leaks emails to Andrew Breitbart. Enjoy the wrath of Anonymous, douchebag
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gawker.com
)
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