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1 headlines found matching 'abducted by aliens'
Fri January 06, 2017
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"Dear Prudence: I'm 32, married with two kids, and feel as if it's time to ditch my cellphone because I hate it. I have no need for it but my husband thinks if I am kidnapped or abducted by aliens I'll never be rescued. Why do I need a cellphone?"
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