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Headlines matching 'York'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(USA Today) Interesting Andy Rooney's WWII scoop from Nov 7th, 1944: The day Nazi 'robot rockets' almost bombed New York  (usatoday.com) (53)
(Law and Order and Food) Amusing In the criminal justice system, takeout is considered especially tasty. In New York City, the detectives who investigate these dishes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tasters Unit. These are their stories. *DOINK DOINK*  (law-order-food.tumblr.com) (12)
(Pocono Record) Dumbass Anonymous resident of one of New York's trendiest neighborhood puts notes on light poles informing tourists how to behave properly. And New Yorkers wonder why the rest of the country think they're elitist jerksnobs  (poconorecord.com) (163)


Sun May 27, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Pollsters ask people in Florida who's their favorite baseball team. Survey says: The New York Yankees  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) (27)


Sat May 26, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Silly New York Times jumps on goofy trend piece bandwagon, explores hot trend of 16-year-old "young cougars" going to prom with 14-year-old boys  (theatlanticwire.com) (86)
(The New York Times) Obvious Socialism turns out to be tremendous for the real-estate market, if the socialism is in France and the real-estate market is in New York  (nytimes.com) (28)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy It's the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812 and the tall ships are in New York harbor for Fleet Week. No word yet if there are any on the Potomac guarding the White House  (ajc.com) (51)


Tue May 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting The New York Times endorses the return of dueling pistol. No really, that & nine other (mostly long) defunct summer Olympic competitions. It's actually a pretty good list with lots of potential for modern implementation   (london2012.blogs.nytimes.com) (37)


Sun May 20, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting New York City's first million-dollar private parking space to hit the market soon. Comes with its own deed, sales contract, and maintenance fees  (msnbc.msn.com) (95)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Not to be done by New Jersey, upstate New Yorkers find their tap water is now horribly saline. Tap water trifecta, anyone?  (wcax.com) (38)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing The New York Mets' best pitcher in the 14-5 loss to Toronto was their catcher  (mlb.mlb.com) (27)


Thu May 17, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad New York State Supreme Court Justice, suffering from pancreatic cancer, begs state legislature to legalize medical marijuana: "It is barbaric to deny us access to one substance that has proved to ameliorate our suffering"  (nytimes.com) (320)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Gothamist) Cool New York state senator honors MCA with resolution: WHEREAS, The music and message of the Beastie Boys evolved over the years, but they can't, they don't, they won't stop  (gothamist.com) (21)
(abc) Spiffy 18-year-old high school senior becomes youngest elected official in New York State, has homework still due on Friday  (abclocal.go.com) (17)
(Buffalo News) Scary Buffalo detectives solve 1994 murder after finally realizing that the guy who "found" the dismembered corpse in his yard had spent the last forty years racking up convictions for raping and killing his way across New York  (buffalonews.com) (23)
(Gizmodo) Cool New cut of beef discovered: "The flavor is comparable to the New York Strip Steak. It does not require aging or marinating to achieve tenderness." Kinda makes you wonder... What else have those damn cows been holding out on us?  (gizmodo.com) (195)


Tue May 15, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting "I predict in the year 2020, New York and other enlightened states will decriminalize the world's oldest profession, namely prostitution. And I'd like to give a shout-out to Billy Ray Cyrus"  (myfoxdc.com) (37)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Buffalo News) Stupid State of New York belatedly realizes it might not have been a great idea to let wife-killer decide where her ashes would be scattered  (buffalonews.com) (29)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine NY Rep Peter King (R-eality impaired) claims that there is no racial profiling going on in New York. The fact that NYPD managed to stop and frisk more black people than there are living in NY is just a happy coincidence   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (108)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Some NFL Guy) Stupid Jets backup QB Tim Tebow finally getting his own half hour special on Eǃ Entertainment Television this summer, which will more than make up for the lack of attention he's sure to get from the New York media  (lastangryfan.com) (53)


Sat May 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Strange The New York Times summons the power of Fark, asks for the public's help in identifying a naked woman  (6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com) (73)
(don't forget to call your mom) Caturday Proof that a mother's love knows no bounds - a Yorkshire terrier adopts five kittens (who are almost as big as she is) just in time for the Mother's Day edition of Caturday   (animaltracks.today.msnbc.msn.com) (773)


Fri May 11, 2012
(The New York Times) Survey 45-year-old skateboarders: sad, dangerous, or sad AND dangerous? The New York Times is there  (nytimes.com) (228)
(CNN) Sad Sorry, New York, but it looks like you're not going to have the nation's largest phallic symbol, after all. Hey, it's not the size that really matters, anyway  (cnn.com) (70)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Fox Sports) Interesting Babe Ruth's Boston home up for sale, will probably be picked up by someone from New York  (msn.foxsports.com) (6)
(New York Magazine) Dumbass New York Post columnist who suggested that the Brooklyn Nets be renamed to the New York N*****s, with a pistol as their logo, wonders if there was something he shouldn't have said  (nymag.com) (84)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some 40's guy) Photoshop Photoshop 1940's New York  (img440.imageshack.us) (68)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Slate) Cool Interactive map follows the 4 major sports trophies around the US over the past century. New York/Boston area looks like it's been hit by nuclear attack, but strangely, MLB trophy avoids north side of Chicago like the plague  (slate.com) (81)
(The New York Times) Followup The New York Times gets all moist and melodramatic over Mariano Rivera's ACL  (nytimes.com) (45)


Wed May 02, 2012
(ESPN) Sappy New York Jets players, coaches finally at center of positive story: trying to find bone marrow donor for critically ill fan  (sports.espn.go.com) (9)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Gawker) Scary Police storm troopers raid the homes of political activists and harshly interrogate them. What country is this in? China? Syria? New York City?  (gawker.com) (308)


Mon April 30, 2012
(NYCAviation.com) Cool Hey, Remember When the Space Shuttle Flew Over New York Last Week? That Was Cool  (nycaviation.com) (36)
(Fox News) Strange New York City thinking of banning happy hour. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE  (foxnews.com) (99)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange There's caring for the environment and then there's eating fish you raised inside your New York City apartment  (asiaone.com) (65)
(The New York Times) Stupid Our savior Bloomberg continues to make New York City a safer place to live, with a long-overdue crackdown on the festering menace of bed-and-breakfasts and their dastardly certificate-of-occupancy errors  (nytimes.com) (16)


Wed April 25, 2012
(MSN) Amusing New Yorkers complaining about too many people having sex in their cars (with a helpful picture of what people having sex in a car may look like)  (now.msn.com) (95)


Sat April 21, 2012
(UPI) Fail Liquid concrete accidentally floods upscale New York hotel. Officials predict that removing it will only get harder and harder  (upi.com) (28)


Thu April 19, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious Michelle Obama's claim that poor urban neighborhoods are food deserts, bereft of fresh fruits and vegetables has been found to be pretty much bullshiat by the right wing fascists at the New York Times  (nytimes.com) (310)


Tue April 17, 2012
(MSNBC) Misc 21 % of New Yorkers live in poverty. The remaining 79% in New York City. Not sure which is worse  (msnbc.msn.com) (158)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing The New York Times ran a wedding announcement for two characters from My Little Pony. Subby won't trust the story until he reads it in the Foal Free Press  (popwatch.ew.com) (70)
(ESPN) Obvious Welcome to New York, Mr. Tebow  (espn.go.com) (99)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Smoking has been banned from all New York beaches. Needles, used condoms and medical waste still okay  (syracuse.com) (173)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Unlikely The 2012 New York Rangers would be just as good as the 1994 Stanley Cup winning Rangers, if only they had Mark Messier, Brian Leetch, Sergei Zubov and Adam Graves  (sports.yahoo.com) (99)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Boing Boing) PSA We've found the worst restaurant in New York City. And no, they don't sell crappy New York-style pizza; they charge $275 for pasta and $50 for salad  (boingboing.net) (196)
(YouTube) Obvious What happens when Pikachu goes to New York city with a drum machine  (youtube.com) (38)
(WTSP) Strange You know times are tough when drunks are beating up cripples and stealing their Playboys  (wtsp.com) (23)
(YouTube) Cool Someone made a video game based on that cool vector graphics flyby scene from "Escape from New York"  (youtube.com) (47)


Fri April 06, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting If you're a sex offender in New York state, it's game over, perv man  (nypost.com) (130)


Wed April 04, 2012
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Bobby Valentine inks radio deal with New York's ESPN 1050 to do weekly manager's segment, take intelligent, coherent questions from respectful, well-informed NY sports fans  (nydailynews.com) (29)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Telegraph) Obvious New entry for the world's worst looking car: New York's new taxis designed by Nissan that are due to hit the streets next year  (telegraph.co.uk) (158)
(Slate) Unlikely The quest for quality of life may one day dethrone New York and London, writes wishful thinking journalist who has never lived in flyover country  (slate.com) (41)


Mon April 02, 2012
(The Onion) Followup Tim Tebow has been in New York City for a week. Let's see how he's doing  (theonion.com) (44)


Sun April 01, 2012
(News.com.au) Obvious New York medical examiners deny losing woman's brain, explaining that it was just mislabeled "Abby" something  (news.com.au) (44)


Wed March 28, 2012
(The New York Times) Weird "Is it wrong to have sex with a dead chicken? How about with your sister? Is it okay to defecate in a urinal? If your dog dies, why not eat it?" This are serious article. New York Times are serious paper  (nytimes.com) (235)


Tue March 27, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious New England Patriots, who routed the Broncos twice last season, praise the New York Jets for obtaining Tim Tebow  (nypost.com) (69)


Mon March 26, 2012
(USA Today) Stupid New York City retro-hipsters aren't going to let the fact that Mad Men is filmed in Canada prevent them from hanging out in Don Draper's favorite watering holes  (travel.usatoday.com) (37)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Stylist) Cool New York has the Statue of Liberty, Paris the Eiffel Tower, London has... FREE CAKES FOR EVERYONE AT BUS STOPS  (stylist.co.uk) (57)


Wed March 21, 2012
(ESPN) NewsFlash Religious zealot set to take down Jets in New York City  (espn.go.com) (921)


Sun March 18, 2012
(ABC) Spiffy Tourette's Syndrome doesn't IN MY ASS stop New PUSSYWILLOW York co-ed's POOPFARKER dreams. Bonus: Hot, porn WHORELICKER name  (abcnews.go.com) (95)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail You're Mitt Romney, and you find yourself in the home of the best cheesecake in New York city. What do you do? Well, buy a cupcake of course. (w/video lulz)   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Reuters) Ironic White men in New York vote to steal Indian casino money, offer them beads and trinkets for their land  (reuters.com) (84)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Lohud.com) Followup New York rabbi under investigation in newborn baby's post-circumcision death, but the maximum punishment is not likely to be much even with a guilty verdict since in New York there's no such thing as walking the green mohel  (lohud.com) (121)
(Deadspin) Interesting Mike D'Antoni quit as head coach of the New York Knicks after owner James Dolan refused to trade Carmelo Anthony for Deron Williams  (deadspin.com) (84)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy New York Daily News loves the mocking tone of FARK's recent culinary headline (next to last paragraph)  (nydailynews.com) (0)


Sat March 10, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Jets' Mark Sanchez signs three-year contract extension. New York immediately removes all signs of Peyton Place  (nypost.com) (116)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Protesters crash Chicago's 175th birthday celebration. Chances are, they were people trying to get Chicagoans to embrace the deliciousness that is the superior New York Style pizza  (suntimes.com) (149)
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Chicago police chief promises the city won't do a blanket surveillance of Muslims like New York City did, they'll just be more subtle and picky about it  (chicagotribune.com) (33)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Happy 175th birthday, Chicago. Your pizza engineering skills far surpass anything New York has ever created  (suntimes.com) (335)


Wed February 29, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Scary Illegal alien employed as a servant paid 85 cents an hour, slept in closet of 34-room mansion in upstate New York. The job creator is in trouble with Uncle Sam  (thesmokinggun.com) (198)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Silly New York man grows six inches through painful surgery, opting to forego the traditional method of "Sofia Vergara bikini pics"  (news.yahoo.com) (86)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Cool You can own an iconic wooden bench from New York City's subway system for only $650. Urine, spit, and hobo vomit not included  (mnn.com) (31)
(Daily Mail) Scary London Bridge may not be falling down but the Queensboro Bridge in New York sure as hell is  (dailymail.co.uk) (71)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly You know it's a slow news day in York, PA one of the lead stories is: With the mild weather, some homeowners already thinking about mowing  (ydr.com) (6)


Tue February 21, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Dominic Strauss-Kahn, who definitely didn't rape that maid in New York, or the other several women who alleged it, nor has he frequented prostitutes, is now being held on suspicion of using company funds for prostitute sex parties  (msnbc.msn.com) (47)
(The New York Times) Obvious Ric Romero leaves KABC in Los Angeles and takes a new position at the New York Times...which is the only explanation for the NYT publishing articles that "expose" that Super PACs bring in big money  (nytimes.com) (9)


Mon February 20, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting NY Times sportswriter reminisces about the birth of the New York Mets in the spring of '62  (nytimes.com) (7)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail Fox 5 New York: "Gary Carter will be remembered as one of the elite pitchers In baseball history" (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (32)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Daily Kos) Fail "I remember going to the Detroit auto show with my dad," says Mitt Romney, in a Michigan campaign ad in front of a photo of the 1964 New York World's Fair  (dailykos.com) (151)
(NewsBusters) Stupid New York Times Headline: "Howls of Protest" against Mitt Romney. Actual Story: 12 people showed up. Bigger Story: Author has written a variant on the same story 28 times in the past 4 years  (newsbusters.org) (80)


Mon February 13, 2012
(The New York Times) Amusing New York Times wonders "Is Callista Gingrich's hair perfect?" Pledges to investigate why she disappears with each full moon  (nytimes.com) (87)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Yahoo) PSA "The 10 Cities You Don't Want to Drive in." #1- New York City- like anybody besides cabbies, cops, and the FED-EX guy who destroyed your monitor drive there  (autos.yahoo.com) (104)


Fri February 10, 2012
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Nothing is more romantic on Valentine's Day than taking your lover on a tour of New York's sewers  (nydailynews.com) (37)
(Boston Herald) Sappy Kevin Youkilis engaged to Tom Brady's sister. Still unclear how New York will ruin this for New England fans, too  (news.bostonherald.com) (36)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Local10) Florida Man returns to house to find squatters with drugs, grenades, and since this is Florida and not New York, a pig  (local10.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Tue February 07, 2012
(SILive) Asinine Mom is suing New York City and Child Services for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS  (silive.com) (79)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Researcher at Institute of Extracting Theories from Our Rectums posits that epidemic of Tourette's-like symptoms plaguing New York town is caused by people unconsciously mimicking what they see on Facebook and YouTube  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Amazing pictures of New York's abandoned leper colony, North Brother Island  (dailymail.co.uk) (121)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Mediabistro) Fail New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses  (mediabistro.com) (53)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fox News) Unlikely Police seize 1500 pounds of pot from NY apartment, estimate its street value at $7.5 million. Dude, $5000 a pound? In New York? Must have been some crappy stuff  (foxnews.com) (56)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Denver Post) Interesting A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system  (denverpost.com) (40)

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