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500 headlines found matching 'Yin'
Sat December 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Craig Ferguson bid adieu with a live musical opening and a lot of celebrities banging (and also playing the drums)
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(9)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Awwwww. Does anyone have a red light camera to record the tiny violins that are playing for all the towns in New Jersey that were feeding their budgets with them? *crickets*
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(61)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Timber company CEO gives back his $2 million bonus, saying he "doesn't deserve it." Finally, a company official going against the grain
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(20)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother arrested for living in tents in the woods with her 7 malnourished kids, while feeding them cattle wormer and keeping their head lice in check with Frontline flea and tick treatment. A banjo just started playing in your head
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ferguson DA admits he knew witnesses were lying, but felt it was important to let the grand jury hear the lies, and won't be pursuing perjury charges because reasons and like such as
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(284)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A city official saying "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" at an municipal holiday event is never really appropriate under the best of circumstances, but at a menorah lighting to kick off Hanukkah? Yeah, that's a gigantic FAIL
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(99)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there are people out there who are trying to actually *avoid* drinking too much during the holidays. Not sure why this is being posted on Fark, though...not really the target audience
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(20)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
FIFA has decided that the 2018 and 2022 World Cups are going to stay in Russia and Qatar, respectively. They were heard saying "Tough shiat, nay-sayers"
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All the birds in parts of the U.S. left suddenly the day before the 2014 series of tornadoes that ripped through the south and central U.S. midwest, and some didn't stop flying until they were 700km away
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(28)
 
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
Miss World cancels swimsuit portion of the competition, saying it "served no purpose" except to get guys to watch the stupid pageant
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers: Yes, it's a long flight and we have a baby continually crying, but please do not drag the mother into the aisle and beat her senseless
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Thu December 18, 2014
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska is trying to harsh Colorado's mellow in court
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(220)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Amazing what a difference plummeting oil prices can make. The press on Putin has gone from using words like "manly" "dynamic" and "charismatic" to "He looks like a man trying to hide his own incompetence"
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(71)
 
(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
"Does anyone remember those hairy bags that looked like a scrotum? Well we've all been saying it's about time someone transferred this design concept to footwear, and now it's actually happened"
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(20)
 
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Here's yet another best-of-year video game story. What have you been playing when you weren't on Fark?
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(21)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Here is hyperbolic Rob Lowe saying Sony 'is like Europe giving in to Hitler.' Hyperbolic Rob Lowe has cable. Don't be like hyperbolic Rob Lowe
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(57)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
More terrifying but quite funny crime mayhem from the place where Hot Fuzz was filmed
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Son of Cuban revolutionary doesn't like Obama trying to make nice with the Cuban regime
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(100)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ummmmm. Yeah, one of your taxi drivers took our Christmas tree as ransom for not paying the fare. Can we have it back?"
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five British women of varying drinking habits submit to Daily Mail test designed to prove they shouldn't drive after one glass of wine. "I didn't realise I was such an old soak"
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
When the Afghan Taliban is saying your slaughter of children is an affront to Allah and not the way to practice Islam, you may just be the worst Taliban ever, TTP
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(147)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: What's worse for kids: telling them that Santa isn't real, destroying their childhood; or continually lying about his existence, therefore making them gullible and eager to believe in invisible things like God?"
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(181)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Medieval swords forged between 800 and 1000AD were so strong they were almost considered magical. Only now do we know why their steel held an edge worth paying a king's ransom for
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research shows odds of dying on your birthday are higher than normal. Having jackasses jump out at you and yell "SURPRISE!" doesn't help
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Obama destroying Russia's economy?" I know the rule regarding questions in headlines but I think Politico asking it inverts the answer to a positive. Known as the "Inverse Transitive Property of Dumbassery"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently all the articles saying that orange juice sales are increasing were just pulp fiction
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a shocking terror attack in downtown Sydney carried out by a man flying an ISIS flag, Australia's Muslim community has seen an outpouring of...support and solidarity from other Australians. Good on 'ya mates
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why dying will always be the ultimate career move for actors
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(39)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart on Dick Cheney: "George W. Bush, thank you for not dying while you were in office"
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(124)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Have you wondered how much GM is paying individual families for death and injury claims related to faulty ignition switches? Well, the numbers are in, and families fight not to be denied
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(8)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The latest person to do a good deed at a chain store is "Santa B" paying $50,000 in layaway bills at a Walmart
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(164)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
A little-known problem with British police not carrying guns is that they have to euthanize animals with crowbars
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(75)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush will win the presidency by carrying South Carolina. Because as we all know, as goes South Carolina, so goes the rest of the US. God Bless the Confederacy
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey finds teens are trending towards e-cigarettes instead of real cigs, their marijuana use has leveled off, fewer are trying synthetic pot, abuse of prescription painkillers is dropping and only one in five report binge drinking
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(84)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The true meaning of Christmas isn't about chopping down a living tree and displaying its bedecked and decaying corpse in your living room
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vying to make it to the 2016 Olympics in Brazil? Once you find out what is in the water you may not want to go there
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(19)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sony internal memo: Instead of portraying Kim Jong-Un as a "dangerous dictator," how about focusing on his "charming" side?
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after gunning him down for carrying a toy gun in a Walmart toy aisle, Ohio police interrogated John Crawford's girlfriend by using a bit of "Bad Cop, Worse Cop" to get answers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Country musician John Rich is upset at Marvel Live because his 3- and 4-year-old sons began crying shortly after the show started because they were "scared by all the loud explosions and aggressive audio"
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(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant passed Michael Jordan on the all-time NBA scoring list. MJ heard mocking Kobe Bryant saying he has more rings than him and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar heard saying how cute they are arguing over points and championship rings
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
How's your fantasy team doing? Are you in the playoffs? Are you still in the winners bracket? Are you saying you still have a chance? Insights to the left, last-minute advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
... and in next week's forecast there is a 10% chance of localized flying rocks
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(9)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Minnesota county rejects atheist group's application to perform civil marriage ceremonies. Fark: Accepts Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Church of the Latter Day Dude
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(90)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Spanish Newspapers to Spanish Government: DO SOMETHING TO STOP GOOGLE FROM NOT PAYING US
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(48)
 
(Palladium-Item)
 
 
 
An anonymous "layaway angel" spent $20,000 paying off every single layaway account at a Toys R Us store in Bellingham, Mass
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judges orders Arizona woman released after 22 years on death row for killing her 4 year old son, because prosecutors didn't turn over evidence against a lying POS detective with a history of being a lying liar
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 9% of Americans will not be buying any Christmas gifts. Those people are called your boss
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Fri December 12, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman crashes into store, backs up, blasts through intersection, fishtails, crashes into oncoming cars, bodies flying in the air. Normally one has to go to a farmer's market to get action like that
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(31)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't want their sons playing football. Fortunately, the players who were drafted by the Jets got their wish
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(53)
 
(C-Store News)
 
 
 
Women aged 21-34 have not just discovered American craft beer but they're trying to drink all of it
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a seasonal piece on the physics of Santa Claus from a bunch of scientists who are just as happy destroying people's childlike faith in Santa the way they destroy everything else with their facts and stuff
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
YES, the jet pack FINALLY exists and it actually works AMAZINGLY well. How well? Like flying in formation with a stunt plane well
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient. Photoshop this very annoying holiday visitor into a bizarre situation. LGT ingredient, but feel free to use any picture of him
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Deadhead? Blue juice? Coach roach? Apparently flight attendants have their own mysterious language and here's what they're really saying about you
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British man so desperate to get out of his backwards English village that he steals a car, a truck and a milk van in one night while desperately trying to get to London. Didn't get there
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(26)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dog playing with matches sets home on fire. Your dog wants a six-burner Garland and a vented range hood for Christmas
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(23)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
British woman desperately trying to wipe out addiction to eating toilet paper
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(13)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying dog
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
iPod Classics are now going for as much as $900. Somewhere, Steve Jobs is rubbing his hands and saying, "eeeeexcellent"
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Media breathless over its discovery of 'vampers', a made-up word for kids who stay up late talking to their friends and playing games. No other generation ever did this, ever because there would be a fake name attached to it if they had
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea" Good Idea: Paying the contractors you put in charge of handling student loans. Bad Idea: Paying those contractors with money you would've otherwise used for students' Pell Grants
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(32)
 
(Cornwall Free News)
 
 
 
After bankrupt owner stops paying players, fans of a Canadian lower-tier pro hockey team are now passing buckets around at home games to make sure the team is paid SOMETHING
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(68)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Greenpeace, but it was Greenpeace
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(93)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study shows the most annoying airplane passenger is...you. Yes, you. In seat 34-B. STOP KICKING MY F*CKING SEAT YOU JACKBAG
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(194)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Republicans prove their commitment to governance by trying to extort an anti-birth control measure in exchange for funding the government
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(121)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
How to stop those annoying nuisance phone calls? Whisper into the phone quietly and say "It's done, but there's blood everywhere," give it a few seconds then hang up
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(169)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason nobody ever finds discarded reindeer antlers lying about the place is because the mice always eat them up
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if you dropped out of college after a year and are living in parent's basement playing video games: you still have four years of eligibility left. Report to your nearest campus. Bring your controller. And yes, this is a sports story
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(12)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For everyone jumped off the Arizona Cardinals' bandwagon the last couple of weeks, we'll try to find you some space if you want to climb back aboard as we roll towards hosting and playing in the Super Bowl
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(49)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's trash talk comes to us from Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett, where he says that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mark Sanchez is an imposter and he is trying to impersonate a good quarterback
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(115)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Saying Pluto isn't a planet is pretty much the same as telling dinosaur experts that Jurassic Park could happen
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(202)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
To all the middle aged men at 45 buying a Harley, a trophy wife and a bottle of Rogaine, KNOCK IT OFF. This message brought to you by your local hospital emergency workers
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(232)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News says minorities need to be "trained to be more sensitive to police." No word if that includes wearing bulletproof vests and ensuring they are never carrying anything that could be mistaken for a weapon
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(349)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
What's that Lassie, a boy flying a kite fell into an open manhole?
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(45)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
35 years ago today, pastel pajamas and hot bald chicks became the look of the future when Star Trek: The Motion Picture opened in theaters. Coincidentally, 35 years is roughly how long the flying around the ship scene lasted
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(93)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The weekend features Chelsea trying to stay unbeaten at Newcastle, while Hull and QPR host relegation six-pointers. And later on Monday, 3rd vs 4th in the fight for Champions League places. When the weekend comes, we talk EPL
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(405)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because buying a home in the Netherlands can have its up and downs ... just like a roller coaster
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(7)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Somalia's parliament decides to oust the Prime Minister and bar him from playing their pirate games as well as banning him from their new club which is conveniently called the No Abdiweli's club
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(16)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Time for a lot of small violin playing as the highest paid US oil executive loses $46+ million dollars in potential compensation due to falling oil prices
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unemployed dad who's just trying to buy his kids some Christmas presents realizes pity is for the weak after trying to sell himself on eBay
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(34)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Alright fess up you drooling liberals, who's bankrolling the Orc Army that's trying to take over the center politics?
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(151)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says upcoming Doctor Who Christmas episode is the most terrifying episode ever. Oh God, they're bringing back Amy Pond, aren't they?
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(75)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Dear Moneyologist: Is lying to get an airplane upgrade so bad?"
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(8)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Police are unsure what prompted the pepper spraying or how a cat got involved"
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sixteen questions English majors are tired of hearing. "How's your new, high-paying job working out?" not among them
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is Rand Paul trying to appeal to African-Americans because he's running for president? You may want to sit down for the answer as it's likely to shock you
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(92)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Whatever you do, Louisiana voters, don't trust the person who's paying for my election campaign"
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(18)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Galactus...but it was Galactus
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(10)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC finally ordering pilot for Seth Rogen's version of the Vertigo comic book Preacher. This is probably going to be as horrifying as what happened to Sheriff Root's wang
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(41)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Duff McKagan is working on getting his MBA. He decided to go back to college after spending the last twenty-five years getting all the partying out of his system. And he will bring the mutual bond market to it's sha-na-na-na-na knees knees
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin: "Our foes hope to dismember Russia." While he's saying this, the price of the ruble plummets in a karmic move one only finds in cartoons
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(22)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Another great musician you've never heard of, playing for bands your parents or grandparents may have listened to dies at age 69. RIP - Ian McLagan of the Small Faces
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(33)
 
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Guy impersonating a police officer, real police officers, and citizens trying to capture the guy impersonating a police officer are all trying to catch each other, apparently
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(29)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you call for an ambulance and they tell you it has been stolen by a homeless guy trying to drive to a topless bar?
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(40)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(199)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police in Pakistan will register blasphemy case against 'disco mullah'. No word on if he will be stayin' alive here
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(24)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Police love tasers but not body cameras. Taser is trying to change that
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(96)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
If you only have a few days to live, might as well spend it scarfing down burgers, partying with firefighters, and licking your own butt
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Check out the terrifyingly badass sound of the Aztec death whistle, carved from a human skull and blown to accompany human sacrifices, of which the Aztecs did a LOT
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(26)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Hottest fashion among engineering students is carrying around a big-ass, cold-war era slide rule, preferably one with a function that estimates the killzone of various nuclear weapons
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The satisfying, yet strangely unsettling efficiency of Amazon's new fulfillment center
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(21)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Mars Rover finds Barack Obama's head lying on surface of red planet. As it happens, we DO have pics and stuff
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"My Star Wars audition was pretty catastrophically bad. After seven times of trying to play a baddie, they were like, 'You got anything else, Eddie?', and I was like, 'No, I want out.' Childhood dream. Crushed"
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(48)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man shoves 6.5 pounds of cow tongue down his pants and leaves Walmart without paying. Moove along, nothing to see here
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(59)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Are you staring at my butt?" "Sorry, I was just trying to find out how to get to Albuquerque"
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(70)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study says harm from baseball concussions may linger on. Conclusion based on testifying Major Leaguers who couldn't remember anything about using steroids
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who's scared of legal marijuana? Alcohol and tobacco companies, police forces, private prisons, and anyone else who makes money off of it staying illegal
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're buying your sheets wrong. And if you can't trust an "assistant professor at the Fashion Institute of Technology Home Product Development Program who also has a background in bedding," then I just don't know who you can
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Is there a better way to spend Thanksgiving than by spraying your neighbor with bear repellent?
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(19)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were one of millions of people planning on flying home today so you could return to work tomorrow...yeah, probably not gonna happen as more than 3,000 flights have been delayed across the US
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(71)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal gains 15 pounds for upcoming film. Fark: Since he's playing a boxer, that 15 pounds is pure muscle. w/pic
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There are so many goddamn hipsters out there trying to impress everybody with how much they like vinyl records that manufacturers can't keep up with the demand
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(136)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you've been striding for happiness by trying to acquire more money through hard work, you're doing it wrong. In related news: Send all your unwanted money to subby, he'll take care of it by burning it
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(65)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Edward, what the bloody hell were you thinking by trying to shoot a shotgun right over your young son's head? One would think a Royal would have taken a gun lesson at sometime in his ostentatious life
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Sat November 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six year-old Syrian refugee living in Turkey feeds his family by playing a flute in a busy shopping district. But now, his family's only source of income is gone after police confiscated his musical instrument
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(64)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Chances are at this very moment, some Jihad terrorists are enjoying Pringles potato crisps
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(72)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of a church for over 50 years but stopped paying tithe and attending services because you were in a coma? Sorry, no funeral for you
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(208)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The funeral home guy was banging on the window, saying 'What are you doing? You can't drive away in a hearse.'"
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(19)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Highway patrol officer rescues woman being choked by seat belt. Florida: Her 4-year-old daughter was the one trying to choke her
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're still trying to pass off 6-month-old green cheese to your guests, science has some good news for you
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(10)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but aliens make more sense than those damned drones everyone's talking about
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(17)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So, you thought deep-frying your turkey yesterday was the "manly" way to cook, eh? Ha. Benjamin Franklin's method of turkey cooking may just shock you
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Motown founder Berry Gordy is 85 today, so here's Marvin Gaye rehearsing "I Want You" and being funky as hell while lying down on a bench
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: A man at a hockey game goes in to cardiac arrest. Fark: And the goalie who happens to be a paramedic when not playing hockey rises to the occasion by helping to save the man by performing CPR until the paramedics got there
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are paying others up to $22 an hour to wait in line for black Friday deals only further proving that some people have way too much money or free time
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(71)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beijing store bans Chinese shoppers because they're "annoying"
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(36)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says she's portraying the villain in the Paddington Bear movie, denying reports that the bear is actually the terrifying villain in this year's darkest horror movie
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(11)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Colorado man captures beautiful flying jellyfish-like critters with trail-camera: "Drew is not convinced that the pictures contain live creatures, but he believes there could be something to the mystery" (w/pics)
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a terrifying display of ingenuity South American stores attach drones to mannequins to bring Black Friday to the people (video in Portuguese)
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(10)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia, where saying politicians and judges should be randomly tested for drunkenness at work is a reasonable suggestion
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(22)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do you find the holidays depressing? At least you're not a geologist studying depressions in Holiday
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(17)
 
(ThatComicGirl)
 
 
 
Looking for some reading material to get you through the holiday drive, trying in-laws? Bridget's got your best bets in this week's comic preview. (new release list in thread)
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Governor "paying very close attention" to case of man who is 21 years into a 48 year prison sentence for a drive-by shooting someone else has admitted to for decades. Tag is for the justice system
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(63)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While the media is quick to question the health risks of always having your head bowed down to look at your phone, why don't we hear a bad about the same dangers when knitting, playing chess, or reading a book?
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(94)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A Chinese SUV that looks like a copy of the Range Rover has angry officials claiming intellectual property theft. "The fact that this kind of copying is ongoing in China is very disappointing"
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(86)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Researchers give GPS units to hunters and correlate the data with movements of grizzly bears.Turns out bears routinely track hunters, staying downwind and listening for gunshots, hoping to scavenge carcasses, gut piles or, if nothing else, hunters
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells McConnag... MacConau.... McConah... anyway, he might be playing Flagg in The Stand movies
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(104)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
One of Bill Cosby's accusers is trying to get all his other alleged rape victims together in order to organize the biggest class-action lawsuit the world has ever seen
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(312)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Dallas be able to remain unbeaten on the road, will the Giants have to settle for playing spoiler and trying to snap a five-game losing streak and can Tom Coughlin keep his job. It's your SNF thread on NBC at 8:25 ET
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(1300)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fans of the Rangers, Jets, Ducks and 'Nucks - you're out of luck 'cuz they ain't playing today. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS. 13 games today including two Original 6 showdowns. First puck already dropped, but 12 more drops coming... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Food cravings, flatulence and excess drunkenness: Weird ways flying can affect your body
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(35)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Family loses everything in fire at Joe's Garage. Fire blamed on band playing with a cheesy amp and a second-hand Stratocaster with a whammy bar
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(110)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fascinating look at the psychology of how people choose passwords, still trying to figure out why so many people use "password"
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(58)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why people keep trying to erase the Hollywood sign from Google Maps
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(49)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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(90)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Amnesty International releases free software to detect if the government is spying on your computer. So if you're curious to find out how many NSA operatives are searching through your Peg-Leg Pete fetish porn collection, here you go
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(117)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about SAFELY deep-frying your Thanksgiving turkey. Well, it's pretty much a photo gallery of what happens when you don't do it SAFELY. It's like calling in a bird-flavored napalm strike on your own house. Wow
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(18)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The people who just landed a spaceship on a comet decided to get rid of the Chief Scientific Advisor for relying on data and evidence rather than fashion. Stay crazy, Europe
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(70)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." Arthur C. Clarke
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(76)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How Obama and the Homeland Security chief spent the last 9 months developing a secret plan to usurp Congress, the American people, and crying sparkly eagles everywhere
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(143)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays launches flying mistletoe drones for the holidays. Edible food still not a priority
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(65)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Most people would think a circuit court ruling, a district court ruling, and a state supreme court ruling all saying a law is unconstitutional to mean that law is unconstitutional. Governor Brownback isn't most people
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(115)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Hollywood celebrities are lazy, but their latest PSA against Ebola consists of them silently staring at the camera
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(40)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, grand theft and more after trying to run down an officer in the Kohl's parking lot
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(10)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Obama didn't ask the big networks for airtime, so the big networks aren't going to be carrying his immigration speech live. Obviously this is a big media conspiracy against Obama
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(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If oil prices plunge, who is going to be buying overpriced hybrid and electric cars?
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(59)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
350-lb. man arrested for trying to steal five rib eye steaks from Walmart by hiding them under his folds on the seat of his mobility scooter. If only a crying bald eagle were involved, this story would epitomize America
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(61)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
German city sets up pong video games at downtown intersections to give pedestrians a way to kill time before the walk signal by playing the video game with someone on the other side of the street
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(17)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what the good people of Mississippi have been up to, they are currently trying to get a measure declaring the state "principally Christian" included on an upcoming ballot
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(173)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The best hotel reviews ever from TripAdvisor, including "I found a cat's paw in my pillow case," "There was poop in the kettle" and "The owner kept trying to sell me the hotel"
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching carnivorous plants eat bugs is both therapeutic and oddly satisfying
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(8)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You can now buy a spy kit to make sure that your Airbnb renters aren't destroying your place or shooting a porno there
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(12)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are overly concerned about foreign object in your food, this spoon magnifying glass may be useful, freak you out
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Tate: I want more playing time. Cleveland Browns: Okay, we'll give you more time to play with your family
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(28)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia has one of the highest rates of asthma in the world, as Australians' lungs join the long list of things trying to kill them
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(18)
 
(ENE News)
 
 
 
West Coast Scientists: Many animals on sea floor looking sick or dead - "Everything's dying... Dead, dead, dead, and dead"
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(56)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
LAPD increasingly relying on technology to determine where crimes are most likely to occur. Or they can just sit outside any 7-Eleven on a Saturday night and wait for the inevitable
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Young British kids are no longer staying out late smoking and drinking. Bad news: Because they'd rather stay at home on their computers
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(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Political commentary: "We're about to get two years of intense, horrifying stupidity"
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(260)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters earnings fall 33% as consumers finally balk at paying $59 for a tee shirt
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(25)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton walks off stage halfway through British concert because "the sound wasn't right," winds up playing a solo set at nearby pub's open-mic night instead
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(123)
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"It's so clear, it's so concise, it looks like Jesus. I'm not saying it's Jesus. It's definitely a bearded man"
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(58)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anytime you hear the phrase 'flying manhole cover' you know the story doesn't end well
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(41)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy makes $1 million a year playing 'Call of Duty,' worries somehow that it's not real
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(72)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Flying saucer uses sinister 'mind control' ray on Manchester man. Yeah, sounds legit
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(13)
 
(American Enterprise Institute)
 
 
 
The rich aren't paying their fair share. They're paying almost everyone's share
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(428)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How to become the person you've always wanted to be without trying in any way, because that's what modern life is about
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(5)
 
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
News: Locals petition authorities to preserve decaying former World War II POW camp. FARK: 45 miles east of Toronto
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(37)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you don't want to hang out with your girlfriend one night, just be honest with her. In the long run it's a better decision than sending her a text saying you've been kidnapped
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(14)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner found lying in a Mexican ditch after crashing his $1 million truck
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ladies, would you accept $130 per month for life to deliver by C-section? Guys, would you accept $450 per month to take a dive playing football? Join the Army. Be all that you can be
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The holder is late getting on the field for the last second tying field goal against the hated rivals, drops the snap. Three seconds later he goes from goat to hero
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has leaked video of what Alex Trebek says to contestants after the show when the theme music is playing. Sadly, it's not just answering questions about why he shaved his mustache
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(35)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Flocks of urban sheep are playing a huge role in Cleveland's urban revival (pics)
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(39)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Justus Belfield, 98, spent his last full day on earth in his army uniform, lying in bed at Baptist Health Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Scotia with his wife Lillian in her own bed next to him." Godspeed sir
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As sales of Google Glass flag and app developers die or pivot, Glassholes beginning to wonder whether their god is a false god. "I'm a card carrying nerd, but this was one card too many"
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(67)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Send home a letter with students saying that "White Students" didn't meet last year's reading requirements on the SOLs? You already know someone has a problem with this
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(55)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin gov Scott Walker: Denying health care to low-income people helps them 'live the American dream.' Hey Scott, you spelled 'die behind a dumpster' wrong
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(96)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T has been playing poker with the FCC, betting like they have pocket aces, but in reality they have a 7-2 off-suit
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(23)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Baseball players? Out for weeks for a hangnail. Football players? Pulled a hamstring, not playing for two months. Hockey players? Ten days after cancer surgery back on the ice
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MTV's Real World finds out what happens when their cast members stop being polite and start dying of cancer
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(37)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Man leaves his burning home to inform a family member that his house is on fire, drives away in his truck and shoots a gun in to the air a few times before (allegedly) reentering the burning house and dying
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(32)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Venezuela imposes price caps on Barbies to prevent parents from being ripped off buying toys for their kids at Christmas
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(30)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Berkshire Hathaway buying Duracell from Proctor and Gamble
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(18)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's cold right now at all those outdoor family festivals in Alaska. But at least they prove you're a true Alaskan and you don't have deal with gaggles of annoying tourists
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(17)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
Man arrested after calling 911 operator "sexy as hell," trying to get her number. Well, at least he didn't tell her he had an emergency in his pants only she could handle
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch out: the US government wants to pass new spying laws behind your back: Dangerous cybersecurity legislation would allow Google and Facebook to hand over even more of your information to the NSA and FBI
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(31)
 
(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Mozilla announces its 4th quarter 2014 privacy initiative that it will stop paying attention to by the next quarter. Because Firefox and users and, uh, new technology and stuff
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(28)
 
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"A Council Bluffs elementary school student swapped a loaded round of ammunition for playing cards on a school bus"
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(105)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Hipsters complain that music in NYC is dead, as rising rents and influx of gentrifying yuppies make it impossible to find places to practice with their band
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(56)
 
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 today, will celebrate by having sex with a supermodel on a pile of money, which is just the way you spent it except the 'sex with a supermodel' was crying and the 'pile of money' was the futon you got in the divorce
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton: Anonymous trolls are destroying online games. Here's how to stop them
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(253)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We're not saying Bob Dylan was bored with touring, all we're saying is that he wanted to star in a slapstick comedy for HBO and even had scraps of dialogue he kept in a box for just such an occasion
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(8)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
How to put a cork in it... or trying to understand Corkonians
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you take a look at a co-worker's paycheck at work or be all over the latest office affair gossip? Yeah, at least half of you are lying
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(19)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Former SEAL Team Six member ROBERT O'NEILL, says it doesn't matter who actually shot Osama Bin Laden, saying the mission was a team effort, which is why ROBERT O'NEILL will star in a one hour Fox News special as "The Man Who Shot bin Laden"
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN headline: Fire ball lights up night sky over Texas. CNN an hour later: "A photo previously accompanying this story was not of Saturday's meteor event and has been removed"
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(20)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Egyptian student arrested for carrying George Orwell's 1984 in open-and-shut case of thoughtcrime
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(38)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the Berlin Wall really fell" I'm not saying it was Reagan, but it was Reagan
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(222)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Prospects of Monday got you down? That's okay. Here's Sir Ian McKellen. In a music video. Lip-syncing. Playing a gong. Drinking from a coconut with those little paper umbrellas. The song's pretty catchy too. You're welcome
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(20)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How far will Eugene, Abraham, Glenn, and Maggie make it? Just who are Abraham and Eugene? What will become of Beth? Find out tonight in "Self Help." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The slaying begins at 9PM ET
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(521)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Let's get over the whole 'newspapers are dying' thing because they're not"
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(38)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police Officers of the year candidates are being praised after responding to a report of a 86-year-old woman who was robbed while grocery shopping at Target and going beyond the call of duty by doing her shopping and paying with their own money
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(44)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
People are finally paying attention to Macaulay Culkin again. Unfortunately, it's to foment online death hoaxes
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve Nash was seen swinging a golf club, but he says he does want to be a distraction and there is an incredible difference between this game and swinging a golf club, hiking, even hitting a tennis ball or playing basketball at the park
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How Millennials' buying habits may save the mall. Those good old brick and mortar stores that were supposed to be obsolete by now
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that the democrats lost some seats in 2014, clearly Hillary Clinton has no chance of ever becoming president in 2016, and shouldn't even bother trying, says noted clairvoyant George Will
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(95)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
CEO of Blizzard Entertainment criticizes gamers for worrying about ethics in game journalism
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(350)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A "SEAL source" tells the Daily Fail that the guy claiming to have compromised and put to a permanent end Osama bin Laden may, get this ... be lying
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(105)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Parents-of-the-Year award goes to this couple, who went car shopping, bought pizza and took a nap while their young son lay dying
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(316)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man develops a bullet that fires without destroying a plastic 3D printed gun, proving that American ingenuity will stop at absolutely nothing to shoot things dead
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(261)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle man finally finds use for all those annoying political flyers
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(8)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Working your magic on your classic favorites or trying something new? Share your recipes and help your Farkers have a gluttonous good time
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(132)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man buys foreclosure, discovers why the old lady who owned the place suddenly stopped paying her bills
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(77)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
In one corner, we have a mother with an annoying, screaming toddler. In the other corner, we have an over-opinionated 20-something hipster who repeatedly confronts strangers. You've probably already guessed what happens next
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(593)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
GOP tells Obama he can sit at the adult table if he quits scribbling on everything and playing on his phone
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(315)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cinemark's third quarter earnings prove that the average family of four has a hard time justifying spending $150 on four tickets, a bucket of popcorn, four pops, and two boxes of candy
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(150)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Digital subscriptions are now exceeding cable bills. "Consumers don't mind paying as long as they're paying for what they want to get"
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(28)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Here's a 3D cake portraying a half-dissected Ralph Wiggum from 'The Simpsons' and you want this for your next occasion so very badly
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(78)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all corporate fraud eliminated, feds are now applying Enron-inspired laws to fishermen, meaning you'll face 20 years in prison for throwing back an undersized fish
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(69)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Today's Champions League matches include City trying to stay alive against CSKA, Roma hoping to avoid another destruction at Munich, and Barcelona looking to recover from a slip in the domestic league. Fun starts at 2:45 ET
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(117)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart apologizes for lying to CNN, saying he "didn't vote" in the midterm elections
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(119)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man clearly not trying to impress a date or on a low-carb diet eats 95 meals at Olive Garden in 6 weeks using $100 'Pasta Pass' "He has received $1,510 worth of food so far"
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(231)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Texas teacher and part-time peace officer attacks school bullying problem by telling students that shooters are roaming the halls to hunt and kill bullies first. "If y'all have ever bullied somebody else, you're going to be the first ones to go"
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(132)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Champions League group stages continue today with Real Madrid taking on Liverpool, Anderlecht hoping to get one back on Arsenal, Dortmund trying to recover domestic woes against Galatasaray and more. First match at 12 EST, all others at 2:45
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(165)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Things to worry about when buying the home of your dreams: Neighborhood, schools, avocado-green appliances, whether it used to be a meth lab
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC didn't anticipate parents letting their children watch Scandal after It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown; therefore, the network opened Scandal with a sex scene and is now trying to justify their programming choice
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(127)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel once again asked parents to prank their kids by saying the Halloween candy is all gone
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts advise same-sex couples to get a pre-nup before marrying, because you don't want to leave custody of the Papillon to chance
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(7)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The best pizza in every state in America. Author surely trying to implode Fark by not choosing a casserole for Illinois
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(156)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
So that kaiser-helmeted gorilla clutching a brain-splattered club in one hand and carrying a bare-breasted blonde chick in the other is Germany, right? Got it
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(126)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the nerdy kid dropping Megadeth at a high school talent show, stay for him absolutely destroying the guitar solo at 3:50
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(37)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Is buying pet insurance a good idea?"
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(13)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Stein, former Nixon speechwriter: Obama "is the most racist president there has ever been in America. He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans"
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(273)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The art of duck farming is sadly flying away from the minds of New York's Long Island
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(34)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nine questions Japanese women must answer to learn whether their man is worth marrying. "Male cat lovers tend to be more effeminate and self-centered, and can be more affectionate towards their cats than their wives"
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(115)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp has become the guitar-playing, live concert surprise guest version of Bill Murray crashing parties
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(25)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 9 years of playing only with the Orioles, Nick Markakis becomes a free agent. New York Yankees to reach for their checkbook in 3 ... 2 .. 1
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(14)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dingbat D'Souza is lying again
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some people have problems with over 60,000 US veterans receiving VA disability for service-related injuries, military pensions for serving honorably, and Social Security after paying SSI taxes while serving. You know, Republican people
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(236)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers create harness that translates body language of dogs - which will come in handy when trying to figure out what scooting across your carpet on his butt means
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(36)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy playin' it cool
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(14)
 
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Adult? Enjoy Halloween? Congratulations on destroying America
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(140)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli cartoonist, under fire for drawing Netanyahu flying a plane into an American building, claims he was unaware that Americans may be 'sensitive' about 9/11
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(92)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Nothing is more terrifying this Halloween than the coming end of Daylight Savings time. Which will no doubt murder your family
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(127)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you burglarize one of the oldest pubs in Britain you give it respect... by leaving a note saying you're sorry for messing up the joint
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden his time, polishin' his 'Bird, buyin' his keg, pickin' up biker chicks
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(40)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
Learning a new word 'pleasures the brain like sex.' Isn't that vivifying?
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Missing boy found safe in South Pacific, was apparently trying to wash that man right out of his hair
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(47)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Should Alex Gordon have tried to score the tying run on the misplayed ball in the outfield in the bottom of the 9th? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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(94)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Selfish" Ebola nurse now irking the residents of Maine with her defiance of staying indoors
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(649)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The State Department denies it has a secret plan to import foreign Ebola patients for treatment. So secret, the Chicken Noodle News has the secret internal memo outlying a secret plan that was ultimately, and secretly, discarded
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(52)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School police officer charged with "official oppression," which is a fancy way of saying he would pull drivers over and ask to smell their feet
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(51)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach frying pan
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(21)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NFL tracks almost everything on the playing field by using RFID chips. Doug Quaid unimpressed
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Has anybody thought about how are we going to properly dispose of all the Ebola medical waste lying around the country?
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(137)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social experiment: A week after an attack on the capital by a Muslim extremist what does it take to get the average Canadian to react violently to a Muslim trying to ride a bus?
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(39)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trying to register to vote in Atlanta is a felony. This is not a repeat from the 1960s
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(119)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Finally, a kid more annoying than Beiber
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(30)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In related news, a Bruins spokesman was quoted as saying that there is no truth to the rumor that Milan Lucic arrived at practice still sporting a Cruella de Vil ensemble
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(63)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In one of the few auto recalls described as "terrifying," Toyota says it needs to replace the front airbags of eight million vehicles that "go off like a shotgun"
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(114)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
New survey finds Scottish separatist men "the worst in bed," probably because they spend most of their time trying to pull out
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Former British spymaster curtly dismisses idea that Britain is routinely spying on its citizens: "The people who work at GCHQ would sooner walk out the door than be involved in anything remotely resembling 'mass surveillance'"
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(77)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Far Cry 4 developer: "No one really cares about 1080p. Five percent of the audience is online commenting about resolution, and 95 percent are just buying the games and playing them"
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(95)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraskans cry out "Run, Mitt, Run" but unfortunately not while carrying pitchforks and torches
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(97)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember that mom who was crying in her mugshot after she left her kids in a car while she went on a job interview? She's back in the news again and you'll never guess why
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(193)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying 40,000 gallons of human waste overturns on highway, leaves drivers with an even crappier commute than they're used to
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(50)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Monsanto and Dupont : 'GMO foods are good and perfectly safe. That's why we are spending more than $16 Million to keep you from knowing what you're buying'
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(801)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dying Area 51 scientist did not say it was aliens, but it was because of aliens that he reverse-engineered flying saucer technology for defence firm Lockheed Martin
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(239)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Weather Channel to spotlight the most terrifying place in Florida this Halloween: Interstate 4
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(24)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Orleans police would like to speak to anyone who might have information on a one-year-old boy who was found crying and abandoned in his stroller on a street corner Saturday night
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(98)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three Disney dancers who refused to take the stage in a performance of The Lion King because their costumes had touched others dancers' costumers were fired, but because they're in a union, they're trying to get their jobs back
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(69)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Seventeen years after crashing his plane and dying, John Denver finally gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen dies after paying $2,000 for Amazon "medicine." And to think for only $99 he'd have gotten free 2-day shipping and videos
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: friends you make on vacation don't last, so don't waste your time trying
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(9)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Company using a 3-D printer to create custom cremation urns is now burying the competition
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(11)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds arrested for trying to abscond with an ATM from a Walgreen's
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(41)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Four-year-old, dying from Leukemia, has his whole town celebrate Halloween a week early to make sure he's still around to enjoy it one last time. Farking dusty in here
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(85)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Percy Harvin neither confirms nor denies animosity toward Russell Wilson. Will admit to enjoying the occasional pizza bagel. Damn those can be tasty late at night
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(29)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After making insensitive remarks about suicide, Alaska congressman triples down by trying to shush up a woman who lost a nephew to suicide. "You don't you tell me to shush"
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(59)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This story has everything - the surveillance video of the woman "just sitting down," the woman's claim that she fell and hurt her back, a Target worker who happens to speak Dutch, and the ambulance company that wasn't buying it
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(39)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida/Georgia Line is the Nickleback of Country? Let's not go saying things we can't take back
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(54)
 
(CERN)
 
 
 
CERN needs your help identifying the small gray man in the photograph and why its holding an atomic death ray pointed at the earth
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery man photographed calmly carrying elderly man from the flames of his burning home identified as truck driving father-of-three who was acting on 'instinct' and 'stainless steel' balls (pics)
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(33)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Ole Miss is winning football games, but they are also trying to balance Dixie traditions and diversity
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(24)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher joins Johnny Marr onstage for a rousing rendition of How Soon is Now. Morrissey unavailable for comment, but he's probably crying at the awesomeness of it all
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(20)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Bronco threatened and assaulted a cab driver, stole a shovel from a construction site so he could whack the cab driver, fled the scene and tried to hide from cop by trying to bury himself under mulch. Now FORMER Bronco
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food thread. Subby made stuffed peppers for dinner tonight and used up a bunch of leftover sausage and rice. What kind of bonus meals do other farkers make when they're trying to clear some space in the fridge?
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(72)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
All the little fishies are really enjoying life now that your sushi habit is out of control
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Much like Halley's Comet, you'll probably see a Canadian openly carrying a handgun only once in your life. So here's a photo of Kevin Vickers, parliament sergeant-at-arms and Canada's newest national hero
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(167)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur that was a cross between Barney and Jar Jar Binks may have been responsible for annoying other dinosaurs into extinction
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(16)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man scammed out of $4,000 by somebody who said he was a "police chief in Canada" and also saying his grandson was in prison and needed to be bailed out
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(48)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg speaks fluent Mandarin. Now he can say "Fark you, I won't be paying any tax" in two languages
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(39)
 
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Users of Apple's "Apple Pay" app will find that they are paying excessive amounts of money for common things. Also, the app is double charging them as well
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(115)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Chilean bus driver goes all Babe Ruth on would-be purse thief (with crying thief video)
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why pigs should consider flying out of subby's butt
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(64)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
2014 World Series has least-watched opening game ever, further proves no one cares anymore unless the Yankees are playing the Red Sox
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(168)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Let's look at the playing field of who is in line to replace Holder as AG? One kicked 80,000 people out of work, another prosecuted flunkies to let party donors off the hook, and one filed fraudulent charges to fix an election
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(66)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool: Your NFL team is playing in London. FARK: They cut you after you arrive and send you packing
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(30)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Rapid advances in technology have rifted education from needed skills, and the rise of digital technologies are likely playing that part in creating the extreme elite class
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(126)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists once believed that birds migrated to the moon, which is stupid, because it shines all day and they'd have to do all their flying to it in the dark
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon church comes clean on their special underwear; say it's not magic, it's just supposed to keep you from playing with yourself
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(198)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A flying, remote-controlled ostrich drone? YES
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(40)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
HELLO. YES, this IS ANNOYING phone habits
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(172)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today's story on government waste is brought to you by Senator Tom Coburn, who wants to know why taxpayers are paying for rabbit massages and teaching primates how to gamble
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(129)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Actor playing Daredevil in new Netflix series says the show is "the darkest thing Marvel has ever done." Though that may just be because Daredevil is supposed to be blind
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Bono came up to me after our performance, he shook my hand and said 'You were great, man.' And without thinking I just responded saying 'Cheers mate, U2.' Realising what I'd just done I began to laugh. Bono didn't laugh. Bono walked away"
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(53)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flying car accident injures two. Doctors say that both Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter are expected to recover
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Etchings found on haunting seven-faced Shigir Idol, the world's oldest known wooden statue, could 'could hold a message to modern man', like "You guys got those flying cars yet?" or 'Never order food in a strip joint'
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(89)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky talks about cyber bullying: "I was patient zero." Yeah, that sucks
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(99)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Experts still have no idea why millennials aren't buying cars. Latest theory: their degraded attitudes about privacy don't motivate them to get their own private vehicle like older, more freedom-oriented generations did
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(284)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage
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(33)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Two people quit their day jobs to take photos of their dog playing dress-up. Sadly, they're wildly successful
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wyatt Cenac and Collin Quinn playing an office soccer match against Norm MacDonald and Stephen Colbert that ends in a brawl. No, not that weird dream you keep having, but something that actually happened at SNL back in the day
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(16)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Flying by the seat of one's pants is actually a thing it seems
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(17)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you leave your scale, Mary Jane and mushrooms in a bag on the bus, you probably shouldn't bother trying to go to lost and found
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(27)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google takes a Magic Leap with a $542 million investment in some crazy-sounding stealthy startup that's busy at work trying to give us a new way to see the world (damn that is one cute elephant in that pic)
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(26)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These slow motion videos of machines cutting metal are not as cool as the accompanying music if all are played simultaneously
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama jails systematically denying medical care to inmates to save costs. Come for the 19-year old who shoplifted DVDs and died of gangrene, stay for the 61-year old accused of harrassment who died of a broken leg
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is your captain, we've now begun our descent into the UK, and if you look out on your right, you can see a flying man outside our airliner"
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(66)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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(44)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
City of Pittsburgh, PA wins Gawker.com's ugliest accent tournament because "yinz gots da worsted axint, an' talk funny n'at"
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(203)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After an interminable break, the Premier League is back in action with Man City hosting Tottenham, the healthy half of Arsenal hosting Hull, Liverpool at QPR, Chelsea destroying Crystal Palace and Manchester United at West Brom
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(343)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Lakers Steve Nash hurts his back carrying luggage, immediately tells Kobe to pack lighter on road trips
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Lockheed Martin saying that they can make small-scale nuclear fusion power a reality? Yeah, about that
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another great moment of "It's on, baby," coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs jabs at Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver for his critical comments and said he should have worn a chicken suit while saying them
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(12)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why
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(53)
 
(Antiwar)
 
 
 
Village of 290 in Michigan has 100-officer police force, which the village council is trying to abolish. The response of the police? ISIS
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(100)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
Conservative talk radio is dying not only because its listeners are dying, but because shows have up to 27 minutes of commercials an hour to pay extortionate fees demanded by big-name syndicated hosts. B-b-but greed is good
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(210)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A behind-the-scenes look at what it is like trying to post on the Caturday thread
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(1126)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina judge resigns from office, claiming that "obeying the constitution" was not included in his job description when he took originally took the job
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(429)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Ambassador calls ISIS "an American myth" s apparently those armed guys occupying half his country are just over exuberant tourists or rowdy frat boys or something
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(57)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Can't sit through a 45 minute Playing in the Band? How about a 37 minute Dark Star? No worries, step right up and have we got something for you
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(81)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Not to be pejorative, but why are you carrying the Book of Mormon around?" and other strange comments overheard during the Jodi Arias jury selection
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(67)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, I had an affair with a coworker. I am a liberal; he is a conservative. Now, he's running for office and is trying to dismantle women's rights. Can I expose the affair and derail his campaign for the greater good?"
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Thu October 16, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frostback arrested trying to cross the U.S. border illegally in a kayak near Buffalo
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(56)
 
(EU Reporter)
 
 
 
EU scientists studying ways of turning food waste into some sort of edible product, apparently unaware that the McRib already did that
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Professional hockey player switches to playing professional golf, apparently under the impression that Happy Gilmore was a documentary
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix shares plummet following announcement that they'll be carrying Friends
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: TV news anchor gives information about Ebola. News: It's factual, free of fearmongering and takes the media to task for trying to scare the country. Fark: It's Shepard Smith on FOX News
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(130)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If only that nurse with a fever had called the CDC for instructions before flying to Dallas. What? She did? Several times? And they told her to go ahead and fly?
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The one where Netflix started carrying every Friends episode starting in January 2015
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(131)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Study finds the essential oils you've been spraying to kill bed bugs is only helping them meet cooler people at Phish shows
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Great, another two weeks of everyone making references to that annoying Lorde song
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(87)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
NatGeo TV greenlights three new reality series: Help I'm Stranded in a Life Raft; Help I'm Stranded With Survival Expert Yelling Advice in My Earpiece; Spying on a Lighthouse Keeper
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(35)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you a nervous flyer? Hate travelling in thin metal tubes of certain death? You might want to skip this video of the 10 most terrifying moments from the history of passenger aviation then
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(18)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Someone thought it would be fun to pilot drone aircraft carrying Albanian flag into Belgrade stadium for Serbia-Albania game, and they were right, as players smirked at obvious troll. Just kidding - they started brawling and the match was abandoned
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(35)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ebola killed the 'professional courtesy' culture of cover-up in nursing now that one of them is on the verge of dying. With any luck, cops and lawyers will soon follow
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(196)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Rabbi accused of filming women showering at synagogue, says he was just trying to keep an eye on things and make sure they were kosher
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(62)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Ah, kids. Clean cut. Asking strangers for directions. Playing the "Knock-Out" game
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(101)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Inside every fat man is a thin man trying to claw their way out. Thin Zach Galifianakis finally clawed his way out
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A terrifying look behind the curtain at the dark, long-hidden secrets that envelop the production of NPR's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me." Possibly not safe for work
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(89)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is incensed that ads are trying to blame the GOP for the spread of Ebola just because they voted to cut $1 billion from CDC and NIH, including slashing budgets for Public health preparedness infectious disease control
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Mon October 13, 2014