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500 headlines found matching 'Yin'
Sun June 25, 2017
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pretty soon we'll all be flying naked in a cabin with no chairs. The terrorists have truly won
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton dominates qualifying by a half second followed by Bottas then the Ferraris of Kimi and Vettel in row 2. The walls threaten disaster on the fast streets of Baku. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Azerbaijan, 8am ET on NBCSN
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, didn't we already have a Watchmen adaptation? Why is HBO trying this? Should they?
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Insiders working on the Han Solo movie say directors Lord and Miller were let go because they were filming it as a "screwball" comedy portraying young Han Solo like Ace Ventura
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The terrifying and terrible prospect of Justice Kennedy retiring would surely unleash nomination Armageddon upon America
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Symba - the 35lb "tubby tabby" - has been adopted. He is getting used to his new surroundings and trying to convince his new slaves not to start his diet and exercise programs until after Caturday
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are four terrifying ways you can die in space
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Bachelor in Paradise" contestant contract revealed saying the show is not responsible if they are injured, suffer emotional trauma or are filmed while naked. Which are otherwise known as the show's plot lines
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to your SO why you have hundreds of unplayed games on Steam or GOG, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Friday the 13th? Everspace? Crusader Kings II? Kindergarten? Tell us inside
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's attempt at sumo wrestling works out about as well as Michael Jordan playing baseball
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I can only assume you are trying to enforce either Commando Mondays or Cardio Workout Thursdays
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deltona Deputies are seeking your help in identifying the Scumbag of the Week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beware of 6.8 California earthquake that happened in 1925 says humorous joke-playing computer to numerous news organizations across the land. Skynet's a real prankster
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I can keep you safe." Gut-wrenching video of toddler trying to comfort her mother moments after Philando Castile shooting
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
These pictures of Trump playing tennis in tight white shorts will surely be the thing that sinks his presidency
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which refreshing drinks do you reach for when trying to beat the heat? List to the left has tasty suggestions that are alcohol free so you can add whatevdafuq you like. Let's face it. No one tells Farkers the right booze to drink
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
At Iowa rally, Trump tried to sound a bipartisan note by stating that he would like to work with Democrats, and thought that what he was saying might make it harder to work with them. Then he proclaimed, "who cares." Well, at least we know he tried
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits that Trump was lying about having taped conversations with James Comey to "rattle him," because nothing matters, and they don't care that you know that he lied
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Qatar buying 10% stake in American Airlines
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Canadians admit to having sex in a canoe - which is substantially more to those who admit to enjoying 'merikun beer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army spent tens of millions of dollars buying the most expensive camouflage for the Afghan Army. Go ahead and guess what the problem is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Residents of luxury apartments being used to rehome Grenfell Tower survivors try to express their objections without sounding like elitist, poor-hating asshats, with varying degrees of success
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Home Depot sued for lying about the size of its wood. Men everywhere wait nervously for verdict
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Born in California, raised in Arizona. Playing for Tarana, wins a trophy named for Caldaaah...Au Matt
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
White Privilege Club Member Uses BMW Trying to Run Over Health Care Protesters Staging Die-In. Fark: On BMW Donorcycle
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski calls for an immediate end of the special counsel investigation into Trump's Russia ties, saying, "there's no collusion. There's no obstruction." Well, that's good enough for me
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia calls US statement that Russian troops are occupying Eastern Ukraine, and we will not lift sanctions until they leave "Inappropriate and incorrect" and they are sure if President Trump just PEErs into the situation more closely, he will agree
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Being Trump's press secretary is not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do; in fact, she really has to wash her hair and pick her sister up from the airport the next four years
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cable to run for the head of the UK's Liberal Democrat party, saying it's just become a dead pool
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explains why you should be playing video games right now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ironworker launches campaign against Paul Ryan w/video that just needs a crying eagle with an American flag behind it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a terrifying reason the GOP can't answer simple questions about their health care bill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VA police are now saying that the killing of Muslim girl in Sterling was not a hate crime but "road rage" stemming from a traffic incident, which the family is just a mite skeptical of because she and her friends were ON FOOT at the time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing officials are flying high after future deliveries of 41,030 jetliners will top $6 trillion
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grandma "enraged" that when paying $400 instead of $3000 for a plane ticket, you have to share a lavatory with the poors in coach
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're playing checkers, your brain is playing 3D connect four mahjong game of life chess
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shy 48-year-old civil servant unrepentant about marrying working prostitute he hired for night's romp, says his mum approves of the match. "It's a job. She's having sex but she's not making love. Not like we do"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher was flying high when she suffered a fatal heart attack onboard a flight from London to Los Angeles
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Oliver responds to legal threats from a coal CEO as you'd expect; with a person in a squirrel suit carrying a giant, profanity laden novelty check
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Wildfires in Portugal kill dozens, trapped in their cars trying to flee
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(CBC)
 
 
 
U.S.: Canadian subsidy of American company doing business with Cuba? You're fined. Canada: Paying a fine to the U.S. for doing business with Cuba? You're going to prison
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Daniel Salazar has returned and is Strand's only hope at getting out of the dam mess as Junkie Depp remains the smartest person in the apocalypse. Which isn't saying much. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET, AMC
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A Shadow is cast over Easter as Wednesday continues rallying the Old Gods against the New Gods. Will Mr. Nancy be enough to convince Easter to join the fight? It's the season finale of American Gods, 9pm ET on Starz
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Is there anything more terrifying than the universe of Pixar's Cars? WHY DO THEY HAVE SIGNS OF A HUMAN CIVILIZATION? DID THEY WIPE OUT HUMANITY?
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(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's too hot in Phoenix, but the airport might have to close down
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So let's write an op-ed saying that Orlando's post-Pulse friendliness and outreach is driving down admissions to Disney. That should end well
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(Yale Law Journal)
 
 
 
So how will Amazon get around anti-trust laws now that Bezos is basically buying anything and everything? The short answer is "easily". The long answer is "real easily"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is at Michigan at 1:30pm ET on FS1, then the Truck Series has the nightcap at Gateway. Qualifying at 7pm and racing at 8:30pm on FS1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House trying to convince House Republicans to make Russian sanctions bill a lot friendlier, for some reason
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and you consoled yourself by saying once you grew up and became an adult, popularity didn't matter? You were wrong
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Vampire billionaire and Hank Scorpio impersonator, Peter Thiel, is trying to discredit a year old story about the lengths to which he'll go to obtain fresh blood
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kitty cat Kiss member Peter Criss retires. Last straw was arguing over playing their 2014 hall of fame induction show which they never played. Also, got booked on commercial flight while everyone else took the Kiss jet. Ouch
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Democrat goes full Democrat, doubles down by saying Republicans getting shot "was funny"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mysterious stone circle spotted on Mars. I'm not saying it's aliens but... (w/pics)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to the Amazon/Whole Foods deal, Walmart acquires Bonobos
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm not buying this national Kumbaya moment; things will get worse," vows Sean Hannity, who fails to realize that every day in Trump's America things get worse
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More fun than breeding owlbears, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Arcanum for approx $1.27 USD. What have you been playing? Ark? Overwatch? Stellaris? Maybe pre-ordering a Retron 77 that will play your Atari 2600 games in HDMI? Tell us
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indiana lost money playing in a bowl game after only 672 fans bought a ticket
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man with garage full of Ferraris buys four new Ferraris in hopes of improving his chances of buying a more exclusive Ferrari, is butthurt when Ferrari turns him down. Ferrari
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA: Yes, we know that delaying the methane rule for 2 yrs will likely make more children sick, but it will really help the oil and gas industry
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Not news: playing hide and seek. News: playing hide and seek on an Aegis cruiser. Fark: causing a 50 hour, 5500 square mile search and rescue effort
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Lawmakers say there is broad, bipartisan agreement that you need to stop trying to kill them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic lawmakers receive phone calls saying, 'You guys are next'. Hey, equal rights for all
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wireless charging of vehicles and personal devices maybe just around the corner. Hopefully, this "corner" is a lot closer than the one my grandmother's flying car is hiding behind
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Wed June 14, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Drones carrying defibrillators could aid heart emergencies, or be turned into flying tasers pretty easily
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Security alert from Travis AFB: The base is saying this incident is not a drill. Shelter in place. Lock doors/windows and await further info
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners stop playing in Safeco Field after 2018, not that they were playing before then either
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why Senator Kamala Harris (D - estroying fools) keeps getting manterrupted during these hearings?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures is trying to make the edited for broadcast/in-flight movie versions available to the public at large. When asked for comment, the director's guild said, "No flipping way, you money grubbin' doodyheads"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the rest of the world this Awesone? Trying to justify how drunk I am on a regular basis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pelosi, channeling her best Napoleon, tells Democrats pushing impeachment: Never interfere with an enemy while he's in the process of destroying himself
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters categorically denies he was throwing shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead when he threw shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead over upcoming concert in Tel Aviv, states he was only trying to start a conversation about occupied Palestine
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jeff deny he ever lived in a tree? Will Donnie Two Scoops live tweet? Will there be perjury? THIS is your Jeff Sessions Testifying in a Senate Intelligence Committee public hearing thread. (Update: 2:15pm start)
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which gave us a welcome character return for a brief moment and then wasted time on Madison trying something different by not having the idiot boyfriend around being ineffective
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Turkey will be deploying troops to Qatar to defend it against the Saudi coalition
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
You didn't hear this from me and I'm not saying it was Israel who hacked the ISIS computers, but it was Israel. Thank you Comrade Trump
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Andrew McCutchen goes airborne trying to avoid a tag at home, and while it didn't work, it looked amazing. Manager Clint Hurdle very impressed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions, who was going to testify in public and then wasn't going to testify in public, is back on for testifying in public on Tuesday. Watch this space for further developments
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions cancel tomorrow? Will Trump be caught saying he loves Putin and Russia? Will Putin dump his load on Trump? THIS is your daily Trump scandal/speculation thread (3-5pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill decides that "upends" is a polite way of saying "totally f*cking up"
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rumours are flying that the new Doctor Who has been cast as Russell T. Davies says he knows who it is but is keeping mum
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Just another day in Florida. Kids playing at the beach, Tourists buying souvenirs. A man towing a flaming boat down a Miami highway
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Of all the things that have gone wrong with the F-35, you can now add "trying to kill the pilots" to the list. Because who knew oxygen was important?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond, popular car show host and hamster, has been in a serious accident. Again. This time destroying a car worth £2 million
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I ain't sayin' the "WOW" signal was a comet, but it was a comet
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Getting a tattoo and buying real estate have one very important thing in common: it's all about location, location, location (though it's generally easier to get rid of the house)
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when everyone was saying that the "hard left socialist" Jeremy Corbyn would destroy the Labour party?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sooooo...like, Trump and Secretary of State Tillerson, DO understand they are on the same team and should be saying the same things publicly right?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Visiting other countries as a tourist is a great way to experience the world; you can learn local customs, like playing hockey in Canada, having a siesta in Mexico or going bankrupt from medical costs in the United States
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Russian newspaper dishes on Putin's true feelings for Trump, saying that he considers him a "stupid, unstrategic politician." Wait. They consider him a politician? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
SXSW plans to stay in Texas despite two senators from other states trying to get the festival using the guise of Texas' new "sanctuary cities" ban
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russians still trying to troll the American public, say Comey told senators Sessions may have met their ambassador a third time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like paying your bar tab, faking a medical emergency so an ambulance comes to pick you up at the bar might seem like a good idea. But don't try it twice in one night
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says there's nothing in the Bible saying polygamy is sinful or "against the Bible"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man playing with fireworks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
That droning sound you hear coming from Syria is just Bashar al-Assad trying to compete with the US military
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Thu June 08, 2017
(US Soccer)
 
 
 
Team USA hits the 2018 World Cup qualifying half-way point against T&T. The Americans need to pick up 3 points to keep pace with the top 3 heading into the final 5 games. 8pm EDT Fox Sports 1
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"SpongeBob SquarePants" musical set to hit Broadway. Early reviews say the actor portraying the sponge has become very self-absorbed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of Comey's testimony, Paul Ryan is reduced to offering the most embarrassing, and terrifying, defense of Trump yet: Yes Trump at the very least breached protocol and may have committed a crime but it's okay because "He's new at this"
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Over the past several months, there have been at least 15 sightings of a seven-foot-tall "winged humanoid" flying about in Chicago. I'm not saying it's Mothman, but it's Mothman
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump Hotels is trying to make American travel great again by opening a low-end lodging chain with all the folksy charm of a Cracker Barrel restaurant and the comforts of a Motel 6
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PBA Prez: Um, those police officers you see on video kicking and punching an innocent bystander who was set on fire by a car crash were really just trying to put out the fire
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're a lonely man if you find yourself showing obscene videos on your cellphone to the CVS cashier while paying for some beer
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cyndi Lauper will score Working Girl: The Musical. Well, if someone had watched Bob's Burgers we could have gotten an epic mashup of Die Hard and Working Girl: Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, there are not many options to treat your stage IV cancer. But trying to murder the doctors that treat you is definitely not one of them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Annoying man hits single piano key 824 times in one minute to irritate neighbors, set world record
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats zero in on voters who spurned them. Plan to stand outside their windows with a boom box playing "In your eyes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching Apple's "Planet of the Apps" is "like slowly dying". Well, at least it's better than the Tim Burton/Mark Wahlberg reboot
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Playing two hours of video games a week makes students more employable. Mostly because other applicants are busy playing video games for 120 hours a week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC's Union Pub, which apparently is trying to kill its patrons, is offering a free round of drinks on the house tomorrow every time Trump tweets about Comey tomorrow from 9:30 am to 4pm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some republicans, worried that they may also get caught on Russian intercepts, are trying to rollback the surveillance state
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ever wake up the morning after partying, and look at the bar tab asking "What was I thinking?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin: "I am not a woman, so I don't have bad days. I am not trying to insult anyone. That's just the nature of things. There are certain natural cycles." Huh. No wonder Trump likes the guy
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot "has done nothing to avoid controversy" by posting a prayer for peace in Israel on Facebook. Because playing Wonder Woman means she's obligated to be pro-Hamas, I guess
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A tale of a brother and a sister: one leaping for joy, the other crying in despair. It was the best of foul balls, it was the worst of foul balls
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Wall Street Journal finally shuts down Google backdoor that allowed non-paying randoms to read WSJ articles for free, it cries "discrimination" now that Google is not listing their articles high up in search results
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hallelujah Our long nightmare is over And just in time what with Rogers and Rosenstein testifying tomorrow, Comey on Thursday. Get your bourbon on, Rachel's back Tonight, live at 9 pm ET
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the NSA, even the printer is spying on you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not saying Trump should be getting worried or nothin, but, Special Counsel Mueller's team now includes a guy who busted up several mafia families, two prosecutors who are financial fraud experts that helped bring down Enron, and a Watergate vet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
With Trump still trying to repeal Obamacare for his Russian masters, the latest state to work on making it better is [spins wheel] Nevada
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just because we're firing Americans while simultaneously seeking to expand the number of Indian workers we can bring into the US doesn't mean we're trying to suppress wages or anything
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Even after firing sacrificial lamb Mike Flynn the White House continued trying to do business with Russia, especially over oil
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(Independent)
 
 
 
France and Germany develop hydrogen-powered zero-emissions train that only emits water. U.S. sits in the corner playing with a piece of coal
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Mon June 05, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons to give for disqualifying an 8-year-old girl from a soccer tournament, 'she looks like a boy' has to be one of the dumbest
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Business owner amazed and appalled at the idea that someone dying of a botched medical operation at his unlicensed cosmetic surgery clinic might be considered newsworthy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
VHS tapes are becoming 'unwatchable' due to age, so archivists are trying to preserve that record of your painfully awkward Senior Prom moment for posterity
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Putin said Russia didn't hack our election or this NSA report saying that Russian military intelligence executed a cyber attack and phishing scam just days before election day would be super embarrassing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying live lobsters overturns on Nova Scotia highway. Drivers with trailers of boiling water or melted butter wanted in the area
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Saudis Spent $270K at Trump Hotel In Lobbying Campaign Against 9/11 Bill
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House announces President Trump won't use executive privilege to stop former FBI Director James Comey from testifying on news that Trump has thoroughly undermined his own arguments with his comments about Comey's firing already
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel deny ever saying what he was quoted as saying the other week? Will mongoose feel bad about what Snekretary said he said? Will any of this make sense? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1pm start time, 1:20 actual start)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Boy rescued from claw machine after firefighters spend 30 minutes and $20 trying to win him back
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
After a series of critical and misinformed tweets about the London terror attacks, President Trump capped his busy Sunday by playing golf with Peyton Manning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Neighbor kills a man trying to drown his twins
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin says that the whole Trump and Russia thing is all a bunch of nothingburger, which coincidentally is what the GOP is saying
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Just because you can game the system for a high score doesn't mean you're actually smart. Difficulty: We're playing the U.S. education system, not a video game
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is Trump trying to provoke a domestic terror attack?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of bananas rolls over. The bananas are okay, but unfortunately Harry Chapin is dead
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jim "MAD DOG" Mattis calls North Korea a "clear and present danger" and the sum of all fears, worrying Kim Jong Un will attack the US as a debt of honor, and there is worry Trump will issue executive orders to attack, playing patriot games
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think flying can't possibly get any worse? Trump: "I got this"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
After of months of trying to convince the courts that his travel ban isn't really a travel ban, Trump uses the most recent London terror attacks as an example of why the courts should allow his travel ban
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, guys, it's 2017. It's cool to come out of the closet and celebrate being GLBT. So quit trying to pick up dudes in public restrooms, parks, OK?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's said a series doesn't really start until the home team loses. The Perds really hope that's true as the Johnny Sex Final shifts to Smashville with them looking for their 1st win. Beware flying catfish & Pierre's voice, Birds/Perds game 3 @ 8pm ET
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Conservatives are gravely concerned about the message Elon Musk is making by stepping down from Trump's advisory board on climate change. Just kidding. They're calling him a hypocrite for flying in private jets
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC's Jake Novak uncovers a scandal even bigger than Trump-Russia: People are paying more in taxes now than they were when JFK took office
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Was Kathy Griffin shot and killed trying to escape custody? No; she was just tagged and released
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to decide whether he will block Comey from testifying. If he does, it would be political suicide and likely challenged in the courts. Oh my god, he's going to do it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Manilla Casino attack that ISIS claimed responsibility for that left 35 people dead? Authorities are saying the perp wasn't a "lone wolf" terrorist so much as a "robber with an extremely poorly thought-out plan"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Hotter than the sand in Ark: Scorched Earth, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Tekken 7 hits Steam & classics like Oblivion, FO3/NV & Metal Slug hit GOG. What under the radar games do you wish got more attention overall?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cavaliers to announce new set of team logos for 2017-18, none of them depicting LeBron as Hercules carrying a bunch of mediocre lollygaggers on his back
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saying that Hitler was sent by God to kill Jews, that the Catholic Church is an antichrist, & that gays caused Katrina is not enough to scare Mike Pence from your conference
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Despite its 1-15 record a season ago and a brewing clustercovfefe at the QB position, Cleveland has inched past the total-teardown portion of its rebuild and now is identifying players that can help for the long haul"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
The yin of unhinged tweeting has a yang
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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(Some Institute)
 
 
 
Workplace Bullying: Your views
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Wed May 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like the UAE is trying to become bigger buddies with China
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters takes a poke at Bob Dylan: "I haven't got time to do an album of Frank Sinatra covers." Bob Dylan responds, asks Waters to write yet more songs about his dad dying
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Flying this summer? These airports may make your trip a nightmare. What's your worst airport nightmare story?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, this list of annoying office phrases is just a no brainer. We need to think outside the box and get the ball rolling to think of some new phrases ASAP
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Top model reveals what really goes on in the industry, saying it's a hotbed of lies and dirty tricks. And that's the good news
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russians march in blackface while carrying bananas because that's so darned hilarious to idiots
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 8 MLB power ranking sees the Astros hold on to the top spot with the Padres holding on to the bottom, but the Phillies are also trying hard to be the worst as well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Australia proposes denying passports to convicted child sex offenders. If only there were some other island that they could dump these criminals on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sleep-deprived, angry, and revenge-seeking is no way to go through life, and yet Trump persists, this time going on another 3AM Twitter tirade. Today, his target was Germany and Merkel, saying they are "Very bad for U.S. This will change"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are vinyl records worth buying? Is there enough difference in sound quality to make it worth the purchase. Difficulty: not an audiophile
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Is toxic masculinity bad for young men? Let's ask the experts at Axe Body Spray: "We can't just tell guys to be themselves without addressing the underlying cultural issues and restrictive definitions of manhood holding them back in the first place"
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Mon May 29, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"It doesn't matter who wrote the f*cking songs; I AM OASIS," angrily snaps Liam Gallagher, trying to prove he can out-douche his brother Noel
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Sun May 28, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump accused Abbas of lying. Truly, this is his Waterloo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Memorial Day isn't about barbecuing and buying mattresses?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Osama bin-Laden's son Hamza is trying to take over his father's business
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'. Gregg Allman dead at 69
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
70% of millennials don't even have $1,000 saved for a down payment on a house. However they do have a college diploma they'll be paying off for the next 30 years
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia politician suggests state can plug budget gap of $500 million by cutting out all those transgender surgeries the state is paying for. Which turns out to be none
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios defends Greg Gianforte's assault of a reporter, saying it was excusable because the reporter was "a girly man"
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More likely to get you out of trouble than the Nintendo Power Glove (it's so bad), it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Link goes to Retro Arcade Neon, a 80s themed emulator frontend to show your kids what arcades were
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most kids quit playing sports by the age of 13 because they're tired of their parents trying to re-live their own youth vicariously through them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
I'm not saying Trump's marriage is on the rocks, but he spent his night in Belgium alone in a vacant embassy while the First Lady stayed in a hotel
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Homing pigeon smuggling ecstasy pills caught by police after it was spotted flying at breakneck speed all night without stopping and also constantly going to illegal raves
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Now I'm not saying Toronto has a hobo-murdering serial killer on the loose, but homeless people there have been dying at a "staggering" rate of about 2 per week this year, by far the most ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As leaks continue from the S.S. Trumptanic, we have to ask ourselves: are intelligence agencies being patriotic a la Snowden, at the risk of destroying their reputation, and lowering global opinion of America from zero to negative eleventy billion?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Removing monuments which valorize treason is "destroying history"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
DOJ: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III did not disclose Russia meetings when applying for his security clearance
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman stopped trying to bring a live monkey into court in her purse. Includes helpful photo of an x-ray view of a monkey in a purse
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four hikers set new record by dying in Everest's highest camp
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My gay best friend and I joked about marrying each other by 40 if we were still single. He's 39 and serious about having an open marriage, having kids, and raising them. I have no family and am considering it. Would it be wrong?"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC to outraged Trump supporters who demanded that they punish Stephen Colbert for saying mean things about His Orangeness: "Fark your feelings"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manafort and Stone: Hey Mike, we're neck deep in corruption too, but you don't see us trying to wag our dicks at the Senate
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when everyone was saying the Senate will save the American people from the most draconian portions of the House passed TrumpCare bill? Good times, good times
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man captures terrifying footage of massive spider carrying mouse up a fridge. Naturally, being Australia, they have adopted it as a pet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump meets Abbas, confuses everyone by saying his favorite song by him was Fernando
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
We've been playing Monopoly wrong. The intention of the game wasn't originally for fun, but was meant as a protest against the rich
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Upton reveals that she isn't confident wearing a bathing suit. Which makes as much sense as one of the Kardashians saying they are camera shy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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Sun May 21, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Video game company to YouTube reviewer: If you don't take down your video that gave an accurate description of our game and how we're trying to rip off our player base, you can eat this copyright strike
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Quit insulting four-year-olds by saying Trump acts like them
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Sat May 20, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden aren't playing "Hallowed Be Thy Name" on tour due to ongoing legal dispute. That Apostle Matthew has some tough lawyers
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Heads up. Hackers are trying to bring WannaCry ransomware back from the dead
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In other news, Trump still trying to destroy Obamacare
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Why Apple's having a hard time getting anyone to care about paying with their phone
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club stays in Hollywood for another week, this time trying to find which books that so far have resisted all efforts to be immortalized on film really need to be brought to the big screen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Security Council will have heartburn these whole 9 days praying Trump doesn't ruin relationships. "You can't say what not to say," the source added of Trump, "because that will then be one of the first things he'll say"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh, guys... we now have a second aircraft carrier near North Korea and a desperate, raging president in command. Just sayin'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dad wins £101m in Euromillions. Dad gives kid £1.6m. Kid spends £550k on home. Kid quits well-paying IT job. Kid blows through everything in 2 yrs. Kid takes dad to court for more money. Kid loses case. The Aristocrats. Slovenly aristocratic child
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The number one most annoying celebrity on the planet, survey says, Kim Kardashian. Numbers 2-10, the rest of the Kardashian extended family?
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Fri May 19, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia: U.S. media trying to influence our politics. Uh-huh
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man arrested after 3 pounds of meth is delivered to cemetery. Police theorize he was trying to streamline the stages of drug addiction
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And in the pages of the history books, it will be written that the great American experiment ended not with a bang but with a...hey, did Kim Kardashian just post another photo to Instagram? Awesome. Um...what were we saying?
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(NBA)
 
 
 
We know, the only reason you'd visit this thread is because the Celtics aren't getting slaughtered and you were wondering what the small Fark NBA fan community was saying. Game starts at 8:30ish EDT on TNT
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Few Australians trust social media with their personal information but most do little about it, mainly because they're A) hammered B) simply trying to survive their environment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga insists she's trying to distance herself from Trump, but every time she does the media pulls her in with a ridiculous, unprovoked attack. This time, it's the fake news story about Trump "leaking" classified information to the Russkies
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend begins with qualifying for the race at 6 pm ET, followed by Shrub stinking up the show in the in the NC Education Lottery 200 Truck series race at 8 pm, all on FS1
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Imnotsayingitsaliens.jpg
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where "goths" came from, what they do, and what exactly it is they are trying to say to the world? Yeah, me neither, but just in case you might be mildly curious, something called a "laughing squid" has the info
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"I'm not crying," wrote a senior Etsy engineer. "I'm just allergic to capitalism" - well, maybe you should have thought of that before you cashed in your options after the IPO
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump officials: Support our plan to kick millions off their health insurance, and we'll keep paying your subsidies. Health insurers: Wait, what?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toby Keith, singer of 9/11 revenge song "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue," will bravely take fight to hijackers' homeland by playing concert for a male-only crowd of Saudi royalty and oil executives
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Thu May 18, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Scott Conant loves LA, mainly because people are lined up out the door for the privilege of paying $22 for a plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix vying for a movie about Michael Jackson's monkey
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry has some retirement plans after basketball, and it includes playing with different types of balls
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD officials are now saying the car that rammed into a crowd of pedestrians in Times Square does not appear to be an act of terrorism, but instead the result of the area being mistaken for a farmer's market
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Premier League Darts playoffs are here, featuring legendary final four of MVG, Ando, Taylor, and Wright playing semifinals and final at London's O2 Arena. Coverage starts at 7PM British time on Sky Sports 3, 2PM Eastern Time on ESPN3
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"That's not my husband," woman says after in-flight emergency. To be fair, after he started attacking people with a coffee pot, I wouldn't admit to marrying him either
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Although Adam Jones' story of Boston racism was backed up by numerous other players who experienced the same including CC Sabathia, David Price, Jackie Bradley, Jr., Barry Bonds, .... Apparently Curt Schilling thinks he's still lying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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Wed May 17, 2017
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A six month long News 13 investigation reveals that convicted felons don't normally have half a million dollars lying around once they're released from prison
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, with Chase in custody Ollie finally thinks he can beat him at checkers only to discover Chase is playing Grand Theft Auto IV. (CW 8ET)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm what David Berkowitz was saying
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about your own decisions today, at least you are not finding yourself trying to dig your SUV out of the ocean
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump isn't playing 8-D Chess. Or 3-D chess. Or chess. At this point, he's playing Checkers... and tossing the board aside when he's losing and accusing the other player of cheating
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger accuses some Premier League clubs of checking out and rolling over for Manchester City and Liverpool, denying his Arsenal men a chance for Champions League. "The league has changed mentally. Morally, it has changed a lot"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
White House on lock-down after someone reportedly hopped the fence. No word yet on which senior staffer was trying to escape
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel shocked that Trump aides thought the Western Wall was in the West Bank. Really, have you been paying attention to these people at all?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Because of a shortage of cheap labor, robots are now used for everything in Japan. Better that than paying people a living wage, amirite fellas?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five Eyes intel-sharing alliance fraying as nations realise alliance with the US means giving Trump's Russian buddies full access to all their classified intel
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The world's leading cyberterrorist criticizes the NSA for the ransomware attack, saying it should have notified Microsoft of the vulnerability
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Medieval moms: monarch-marrying monsters, machination makers, mysterious misbegotten murderers, moron mock-mourners, Duke fans
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Mon May 15, 2017
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Man carrying human head stabs store employee; woman's body found in nearby home a short time later. Police say events are connected, even if the physical evidence is not
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Twitch is playing a marathon of every single episode of Mister Rogers. Won't you be my neighbor and watch it with me?
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Who will earn the privilege of being swept by Cleveland? Will John Wall's back hold up after carrying the Wiz for 6 games? How many players will Olynyk injure? This is YOUR Celtics-Wizards Game 7 thread. Tip-off at 8pm eastern on TNT
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that Red Skull is affiliated with the White House, but Red Skull is affiliated with the White House. Hail Hydra
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In an indefatigable quest for the truth, one man stands up and demands the answers to the horrifying questions posed by Disney's 'Cars' universe
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
"The company's strategy of fostering rapid growth by flouting laws may wind up being its undoing". If it takes you more than one guess to name the company referenced in the quote, you haven't been paying attention
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump relying on his charisma in upcoming trip to foreign allies. *rolls D20* "Zero. What? That's not possible." *rolls D20 again* "Zero?" *rolls D20 again* "Zero." *rolls D20 again* "Zero." *rolls D20 again* "Zero." *rolls D20 again* "Zero?"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Corrupt police chief actually held accountable and sentenced to 3 years in prison for obstructing the FBI. Pigs seen flying in LA
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Three year old girl changes oil in car, meanwhile you're still trying to figure out how to replace the headlight fluid
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yeah it's a compelling editorial asking how a party that once impeached a president for lying about sex could remain silent about possible treason but the important thing here is that they call Paul Ryan "The Irish Undertaker"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1944 warns of "a breed of super-nationalist who pursues political power by deceiving Americans and playing to their fears, but is really interested only in protecting his own wealth and privilege." Hrrrrrrmmmmmm
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The terrifying, nefarious reason for Trump's sudden decision to investigate voter fraud
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The same sinister forces that attempted to "take down Nixon over Watergate and Reagan for Iran-Contra" are trying to take down Trump, claims deluded jelly-filled hate donut Pat Buchanan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney is dying
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Less nerve wracking than being stuck between Santiago and Sister Miriam in Alpha Centauri, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? The Leviathan Story Pack for Stellaris? Farming Simulator 17's Big Bud DLC? Deus Ex? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's having a bad round of golf and then there's shooting 55 over par while trying to qualify for the US Open
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Bow-Wow explains fan outing him for posting stolen image of a private jet while flying coach on Instagram merely played into his 'scientific method' to obtain women, money & "the biggest show on WE-TV"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's trying to get Merrick Garland to replace Comey
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To those of you saying Comey's firing will prove to be Trump's undoing, A) No, it won't. He's already skated on WAY worse things than this and B) Stop talking like that, honestly, you sound like a comic book villian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OPEC: Quit pumping so much oil, we are trying to manipulate the market
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Family demands to know how a 200-pound antique anvil disappeared from Area 51. The truth is out there, and it apparently involves Wile. E. Coyote in a flying saucer
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How do you turn $100 into $8.20 without actually buying anything?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
United Airlines stock hits an all time high. Apparently people are buying up aisle seats hoping to get a good view of the next passenger incident
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie is reduced to playing Whack-A-Mole while Adrian plays Blood Bowl. Meanwhile the USPS delivers a concrete sarcophagus to Ollie's office. (CW 8ET)
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The terrifying moment rally driver Tomasz Kasperczyk needed a new pair of pants
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Come for the Richmond Flying Squirrels, stay for the Montgomery Biscuits
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I would like to apologize for saying children in America should have health care"
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(RedState)
 
 
 
West VA Sen. Manchin (D-oublespeak) gets caught posing with Pro-life and Pro-Choice signs. His office responds by saying that he poses with voters "that any signs he holds bear no relation to his policy positions"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans need to stop playing with the color of their food and go au natural like the rest of the world
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Republicans on their vote to destroy Medicaid: We're not destroying Medicaid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressman has moment of clarity by saying they shouldn't have celebrated taking people's healthcare away then goes full derp by making up that Dems were singing and dancing over it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Palliative care doctor claims we need a rethink on how we view the end of life, as death and dying remains a big taboo. He's right, once you die, you don't get invited to the good parties anymore
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flying over the Atlantic? Better bring a good book, because the carry-on electronics ban might be about to expand to cover ALL flights to the U.S.
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(MASN Sports)
 
 
 
One month after getting torched for 10 runs over 20 agonizing minutes in his lone start for Washington, 38-year-old Jeremy Guthrie still trying to get over it, recognizes he didn't leave MLB on his own terms, is not looking to sign with anyone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons sues the National Enquirer for saying he got a sex change
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal plans to run for Sheriff. Prior Experience: "continued to serve law enforcement by buying a Krispy Kreme in downtown Atlanta to save it from closing"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie signed a new law trying to make it harder to get opioids; however, said law just made the crisis even worse
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops find driver crying because he doesn't want to go to jail. Fark: Driver is 8 years old and sitting in drunk Mom's lap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If flying is such a miserable experience, why does anyone bother flying at all?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coach buying rival Kate Spade for an enormous (but very attractive) bag of money
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(Take Care)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We're not discriminating against a group unless we discriminate against all members of the group. Lawyers: Stop trying to make this argument happen. It's not going to happen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Trump denies saying something he said back in 2014 about Russian money
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Strip club classifies dancers as therapists to avoid paying state taxes. Court disagrees. Payment to be made in singles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Travel Ban back in court, this time trying to argue that if the President said he wanted to ban all Muslims, and put a travel ban on Muslim majority countries only, then the ban must be against Muslims specifically
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Food Network host and terrifying demon Giada de Laurentis says her fans get "touchy-touchy" with her
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"F***ing hell bruv you have seriously lost the plot man" sez Liam to Noel about playing with a cartoon band in 2017, if you have forgotten 90s cartoon bands like Oasis
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Sun May 07, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
In case you haven't been paying attention, and to judge from the television ratings you haven't, the Warriors and Cavaliers remain on a collision course for their third consecutive trip to the NBA Finals
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly deaf man fined £85 for constantly playing porn too loud. I SAID, ELDERLY DEAF...oh nevermind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WHOA, even Star Trek's Deanna Troi is calling Paul Ryan's spokeswoman a 'lying sack of sh*t' for Trumpcare lie
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Sat May 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Thank you for playing 5 Card Cash with the Connecticut Lottery. The numbers you are about to draw are losers. Would you like to continue with the purchase?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski, the living embodiment of conflict of interest, quits his lobbying firm
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after fight with boyfriend, all she kept saying was 'I love lamp"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook advertises an internship with a median monthly pay of $8,000. Which in Silicon Valley is just an impressive way of saying the person will work for minimum wage
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez says she "would be fine" if her career just went away. Which is exactly the same thing everyone else has been saying for years about Justin Bieber
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Red Sox pitcher and world-class jerk Curt Schilling believes Adam Jones is lying because he never heard it yelled at him
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More efficient than HK-47 dismembering organics to facilitate transportation, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What are you playing? KOTOR 1 or 2? Battlefront? Dark Forces? Other games? Tell us inside, and May the 4th be with you... always
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Trump deletes tweet saying it was an "honor" to meet Palestinian leader Abbas. So if you're playing at home, it's ok to say it would be an honor to meet brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, but not Mahmoud Abbas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump accuses media of saying anything just for attention. That's the joke
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking warns that we must leave Earth in 100 years if humans are to survive. Scientists protest, saying geologically speaking we just got here
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: dying in a workplace accident. Worse: photodocumenting your accidental death at work
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's official: after quarter-century playing for Roma in Serie A, legendary footballer Francesco Totti, 40, will retire and go into management
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite the lobbying ban, nine members of Trump's transition team have registered as lobbyists. Good thing that swamp has been drained and converted to condos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi explains why opposing the GOP's effort to repeal Obamacare has been much easier than passing the original bill: "When you tell people, 'This is what you're going to get,' that's harder than saying, 'This is what you're going to lose.'"
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