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500 headlines found matching 'Yin'
Sat August 01, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wilmer Flores, nearly traded, hits dramatic walk-off HR in Mets win. Who's crying now?
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(2)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl hikes up a steep embankment while barefoot to flag down help after her mother and brother are injured in a car accident. "She's just five years old and so happy to be home and playing with her dog and her ducks"
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(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams broke his back trying to help Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars. This is why you never try to lift Solo
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(24)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are passing by the White House, be sure to give some cash to Spread Love, a street band that has been annoying Treasury Department and the lawyers at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom
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(80)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How do you take out a peeping tom who is spying on your 16-year-old daughter in the 21st century? Kill the drone with your shotgun
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(230)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
Yesterday: San Francisco Police Chief demands cyclists obey traffic laws. Today: Cyclists create massive gridlock downtown by obeying traffic laws
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(228)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Winner Is You... It's the Friday Fark Gaming thread What are you currently playing or waiting for? Need more people in your gaming group? Got a hottie Indie game you enjoy that no-one else plays? Let us know
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(135)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Black Mass trailer shows Johnny Depp and Benedict Cummerbund playing the Bulger brothers, disturbingly well
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know how annoying it is when airlines lose your luggage, but holding up a £3 billion legal case to complain to the airline's lawyer about it 33 times is not the right way to deal with the situation, your honor
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(29)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Documentary reveals tantalizing clue: Hitler with the atom bomb in the flying saucer
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the blue corner, mothers trying to save their children. And in the red corner, mothers trying to save the Earth. Ready... FIGHT
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(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you are going to rig the lottery drawing, you might want to wait until after the drawing before you reveal the winning numbers. Just saying
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(24)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans threatening to shut down the government to punish Planned Parenthood for complying with the law
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(311)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Poland's richest man dies without buying a vowel
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(19)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Your visit to France would not be complete without a complementary spraying of manure on your car. MERDE
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
City commissioner upset with sewage problem he described as "third world bad" under fire for using a picture of Haiti and saying it was his city
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(20)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Walter "Lion Killer" Palmer once settled a sexual harassment lawsuit after he was caught trying to bag a few cougars
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(212)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: MLB player is traded. Still not news: He's told during the game. Fark: Team leaves him in the game, camera captures him crying
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gandalf shares his family recipe for eggs. Use butter, avoid frying pans and remember, YOU SHALL NOT POACH
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(70)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
1922 horror film Nosferatu to be remade. Considering the Ventrue's True Blood and Toreador poseurs' Twilight burying the scary bloodsucker concept into ground, might as well go back
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're standing alone, without a dream in your heart; without a love of your own. If you know just what you're there for, if you're saying a prayer for someone you really could care for - well, there's this Friday
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10th Circuit Appeal court rules that sending an abortion doctor a letter saying that he should check under his car everyday to see if explosive had been planted, is less "exercising your right to free speech" and more "making a threat"
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A fitness instructor reveals he drinks breast milk to help him build muscle after buying it from strangers on the internet. "If only he drank it from a cup," said his long-suffering wife
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(90)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indian restaurant fined for trying to hire a server who is Indian
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In the latest consumer satisfaction study, it turns out that Facebook has become a bit less annoying over the past year. LinkedIn, however, is still completely farking worthless
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big game dentist defends himself saying, "I had no idea." Yeah, well as protest, I'm not flossing for a year
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(430)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Employers finding creative new ways to compensate their employees without actually paying them
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(128)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Caller: "Hello, 911? My friend has been shot and is dying. Please help. What should I do?" 911 dispatcher: (•_•) / ( •_•) ⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) "Deal with it"
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(141)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Ads aren't just slowing down web-pages, apparently they're actually trying to
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(25)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
So you're saying you can't run around wearing only a pink wig and stick-on body jewelry?
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(27)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
As you're sitting in your overheated car in heavy traffic, think about how hard this flying farmer's commute is ... on a zip line
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(6)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is trying to create the first non-profit brewery in Washington State, could use some help
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(6)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Some Rube)
 
 
 
Drought-stricken Californians are turning to dowsing in attempt to find water. They're also buying large numbers of bat towers, playing three-card monte, helping troubled Nigerian princes, etc
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(150)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Feds spend $200k studying the effect of "beer goggles"
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(18)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Driving a supercar for the first time is as terrifying as it is awesome. Unless you do it in Manhattan in which case it's just terrifying
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(25)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Headline: Bernie Sanders Insists $15 Minimum Wage Will Cost Jobs. First Sentence: That's not what he's saying but we're going with it
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(192)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
And then there was that time we helped nuke a Japanese city and then two thirds of us got eaten by sharks. I'm not saying it was a good time
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Sun July 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A day after getting no hit by the lowly Phillies, the Chicago Cubs are proving that they are playing in late season form. Book it, done
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(13)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ex-host of ESPN's First Take discusses her experience trying to moderate rational debate between All-Star trollers Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless, why she left such a fun job: "The ceiling was really low. I had the skill set to do more"
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airline pilot flying passengers from Heathrow to New York invites ex-porn star into cockpit, has her sit on his knee and push buttons because 'the plane flies itself'
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(95)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VA Secretary asks union prez to tell him who the bad managers are. Response: 39 pages described as a "guide to terrible management for the purpose of systematically destroying the ability of the United States government to function effectively"
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Finally, a flying car the Jetsons would be proud to fly
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Fri July 24, 2015
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
While most people are trying to smuggle drugs out of Mexico, border guards detain men trying to smuggle drugs into Mexico
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(44)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Playing pinball on a moving train challenges you to go full tilt
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(21)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Chris Brown delayed trying to leave Manila after being accused of fraud. Apparently it had something to do with selling tickets to his performances that list him as both a singer and entertainer
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(6)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Anime nerds trying to Google bomb ISIS. "Her name is ISIS-chan. And she's how nerds around the world are trying to silence violent ISIS terrorist propaganda"
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(58)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro video game league to randomly drug test its 'athletes', because drugs certainly enhance their video-game playing abilities
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trying to jump your car over an open drawbridge isn't as easy as it looks in the movies
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(20)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Among the indie games showcased in LA recently: a pointless game paying homage to the creator's grandmother, an artist in the '60s. With the player depicted as a floating, three-legged, pulsing vagina
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We get signal... it's the Friday Fark gaming thread. Whether you're bashing ghouls in Neverwinter, finishing up sidequests in Witcher III, or even just playing Cookie Clicker on the crapper. Epic stories, requests for help, etc welcome
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Thu July 23, 2015
(IT World)
 
 
 
Fittingly, the creator of Windows has an annoying pest named after him
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police and firefighters had to extract a man's head from a weight machine at a hotel, still trying to figure out how the hell it happened
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(46)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Beer-guzzling Baby Finster is trying to understand why the Internet is outraged.. yes OUTRAGED at a photo of him putting down a cold one, lights up cigarette while waiting for an answer
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(95)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA will reveal exciting Kepler Telescope discovery at 12 p.m. EDT. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it might be aliens
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(122)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service rules prohibit it from selling interesting products that people are excited about buying
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(26)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
I have not a clue as to what you're saying, so here's some guy inside a giant water balloon that will explode any moment i-n s-l-o-w m-o-t-i-o-n
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(7)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
In case you think your vote is meaningful, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are using the same lobbying firm to raise campaign cash
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(162)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says the military wastes millions of dollars overpaying for satellite communications. DirecTV customers: "Tell us about it"
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the police, but the publicly released dashcam footage of Sandra Bland's arrest very clearly has cars disappearing and looping footage
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
It's right between the unicorn and the flying pig
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(50)
 
(Boca Beacon)
 
 
 
Tollbooth worker fired for paying toll was, A) in trouble for lying about paying the toll, not paying it, B) told boss "so fire me," C) planning to retire, D) all of the above
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(52)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Set your troll-meters to 100, as a tuba player follows KKK marchers while playing the righteous marching music they deserve
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(370)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadian professor may be looking for work after saying instead of hanging rainbow flags, we should hang gays. Gays world wide respond, "Oh, we are quite hung, thank you very much"
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(67)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Woman tries to steal tow truck from driver trying to hook up a car--but she doesn't quite pull it off
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(8)
 
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(62)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence cites paint fumes as a reason to stop playing Mystique, must not be a Warriors fan
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(145)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At least one bank has now been prosecuted for their role in the 2008 financial crisis. I mean sure, it was a tiny bank trying to do the right thing, and the jury cleared them on all 80 counts, but hey
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Paying for somebody's toll? That's-a-firin'"
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: You're one round away from winning the biggest Street Fighter tournament in history. Fail: Your controller breaks mid-game, potentially disqualifying you. Bonus Awkward: You're sponsored by the company that made the controller
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(45)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Passengers who own both an iPhone and an Apple Watch charged double fares with Apple Pay in London Underground. None were bothered, as people who buy Apple products are used to overpaying
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content with occupying Texas, Obama sends the U.S. Navy to invade Wisconsin
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down on McCain, saying that soldiers who don't get captured are the real heroes, and don't get him started about those pussies who got killed
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(182)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two volunteers intent on protecting sea turtle nests were confronted by a man saying he dislikes turtles and turtle volunteers. The man then shot one of the turtle lovers and walked away, muttering something about the Foot Clan
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(112)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"The Phoenix Suns say a team rep was NOT trying to hit on a fan's wife through email but they're giving him free tickets to smooth it over"
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(10)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams is playing "Lost" with Star Wars fans who pay extra attention to what we've seen so far
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Jersey bill proposes a lottery to pay off student college loan debt. Although winning the lottery is already the strategy for most students thinking of ever buying a home
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(37)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We're standing up for our customers and everyone else who sees no rhyme or reason for paying a premium to save," says the parent company of Sam's Club
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(36)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Will Cuba find a way to defeat the USA? Can Haiti overcome a fiery Jamaican team? Is Panama really a match for Trinidad & Tobago? How many times will we hear 'puta' chants with Mexico playing Costa Rica? This is your weekend CONCACAF Gold Cup thread. Starts @ 5pm ET on FOX
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(440)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a day of racing action on NBCSN, with the NASCAR Xfinity Series' Sta-Green 200 at New Hampshire Motor Speedway beginning at 4 PM, followed by live IndyCar qualifying at 6:30, and the Iowa Corn 300 at 8 PM
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(589)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
No, really people, Japan is trying to get less weird and less sexist. Honestly
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(49)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NY driver chooses between paying Lincoln Tunnel toll or removing license plates to avoid EZPass. He chose... poorly
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton is trying to save Detroit. Yes, that Michael Bolton
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(62)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
This Mormon temple is the first temple in Indiana of its type, worshipers heard saying "Hoosier God now?"
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(93)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Large fish tank inside college cafeteria breaks, resulting in people running around with trash cans trying to rescue fish. No word if the leftovers were added to the menu
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you've excitedly just received one of those $200 Best Buy gift cards that were mistakenly sold for $15, you might want to double check the card balance. Just sayin'
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That Planned Parenthood "sting" video? Lawmakers knew long before it was released that it existed. They were thrilled that there was no lute playing
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(155)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man in Dublin crashes his helicopter trying to land it right next to the pub. Local authorities say that's a little extreme, even for an Irishman
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(16)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
When you're buying anti-freeze at the local automotive parts store, you probably shouldn't tell the cashier you need it to poison a vicious dog in your neighborhood
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread fix What are you playing? What would you like to play? Do you need help getting a game to run or do you just want beer swilling Farkers to game with? Pop on in
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(44)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this because now the experts are saying standing is also bad for you
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(71)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ohio man elected Worst Human after recording and insulting dying victims of a car crash instead of helping them
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(206)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are marrying dogs. Don't say you weren't warned that this would happen
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(24)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
When London isn't enjoying a good spider invasion or giant rat deluge, they celebrate their annual "flying ant day" where they enjoy the swarms of them in their eyes, ears and noses
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(31)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like paying tolls, so I put a toll station after your other toll station so you can pay tolls while you pay tolls on your toll road
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(78)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Is New Horizons really flying past Pluto? Does Pluto even exist? Are there hats? HERE COMES THE PSEUDO-SCIENCE
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is win or go home for Guatemala and Cuba at 6:00 pm ET, each playing for the wild card. Then, at 8:30, it is Trinidad & Tobago against Mexico to see who wins the group and who is #2. It is day 9 of the CONCACAF Gold Cup
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(182)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish hedgehogs dying in massive numbers. Please, won't someone think of the hedgehog danishes?
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when your grandparents used to tease you as a child saying that when they were kids the world really was in black and white? They were more accurate than you think
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British man arrested for giving a homeless man a £1, because police mistakenly thought he was buying drugs, now has £5,000 more to give away courtesy of the local PD
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(53)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skydiving plane makes emergency landing on New Jersey highway. If only there were some device that would allow passengers on skydiving planes to exit without tying up traffic
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(28)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the world's first hot-sauce sommelier: "I was constantly buying new hot sauces and then when I would get a chance to try them at home, I was constantly disappointed"
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(42)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Boobs... GIANT flying boobs all over Galway. Yes, heaven is visiting
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(30)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Sen. John McCain is getting competition in the primaries next year. Fark: from a racist sympathizer who believes commercial aircraft are spraying chemtrails
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(42)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how can Whoopi Goldberg get into the news nowadays? By saying she is not supporting Bill Cosby anymore
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of a dolphin hitching a ride on a whale
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(32)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Calling 911 to complain about your passenger when you're carrying $700,000 worth of drugs in your car isn't normal... but on meth it is
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trying to beat down your ex-husband's door while dropping off your kids, shaking your bare breasts at him, then demanding to be arrested is no way to go though life, state delegate
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Tue July 14, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
To hell with flying cars, science just invented 'the tire of future' that can never go flat
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(28)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump's campaign can't identify German SS uniforms on sight. Or he's trying to tell us what's REALLY going to happen if he becomes president
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(137)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's summer in NY and that means it's time for 150 burly guys to dance while carrying a 5-story Giglio on their shoulders. You can smell the sausage & peppers and zeppoles from here
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(13)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Petty on flying the Rebel Flag as a backdrop for his Southern Accents tour 30 years ago: "It was a downright stupid thing to do"
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(161)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Group B finishes up with Jamaica playing El Salvador at 6:00 pm ET, followed by Canada vs. Costa Rica at 8:30. It is Bastille Day in Toronto. This is Day 8 of the CONCACAF Gold Cup
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(114)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The truth about 'Britain's Roswell' is time travellers from the year 8100 trying to learn about their past says former UK Defense employee and two US Army veterans who were in charge of nuclear weapons during the Cold War
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(72)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The person who won the Academy Award as producer of Snowden documentary is trying to find out why she is detained at airports so often
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(71)
 
(WACH)
 
 
 
America's Freedom Fighters handle the removal of the rebel flag from South Carolina's state house grounds by staying classy. Just kidding, they want to remove a monument that invokes in the white community feelings of shame, humiliation and offense
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(286)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Texas relying on immigrants to control its border region
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Once again, if you're going to illegally dump rubbish, it would be wise to remove everything with your name and address on it first. (With VERY satisfying follow up)
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(117)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A bag containing $3000 in cash is lying in a street and a hardened drug addict, who is in treatment, finds it. What happens next?
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Raelians... But it was Raelians
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(41)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says Donald Trump "came in like a wrecking ball" this election season and is destroying the GOP. Of course Graham's a Miley Cyrus fan
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(133)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Unholy times are upon us. The time has come to fuse the GEEK and SPORTS tabs into a terrible alliance. The reason? Your favorite super heroes playing soccer together. Superman, Iron Man, Space Ghost, Hermione and more all fighting to win
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK urges British tourists to leave Tunisia, saying terrorist attacks are "highly likely." Although it is going to be hard to talk any common sense into anyone who has picked Tunisia as their vacation destination
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(43)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
These men died trying to achieve epic erections
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(26)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Suspect described as green faced woman, last seen riding a broom and accompanied by flying monkeys
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(24)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
46-year-old woman injures her hand while playing musical chairs, re-injures it weeks later while helping someone move, so of course the state of Arkansas owes her $75,000
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(68)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is thinking that buying a giant load of useless airplanes might not be such a great idea after all
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(168)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Three years of probation and 100 hours of community service seems about right for stealing four guns from a police evidence room and trying to sell one, if you're a sheriff's deputy
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(64)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Why are so many adults buying coloring books?
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(114)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Lawmakers move to ban gun-shaped phone case, saying police could confuse it with a rock, bandage, fruit, game controller, or other things innocent people have been shot for holding
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(56)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
So, you're just on the beach having a great day enjoying some water and sun when suddenly it's Mama June in a Baywatch swimsuit
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(112)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
Video
 
Sharks one step closer to flying
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(7)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Interesting: Lots of people really get into cosplaying Spock. Fascinating: Many of the betters ones are women. IDIC FTW
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman learns her neighbor created an elaborate sound system playing workout music on repeat with an amplifier and several speakers to purposely harass her
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time to save you from the 9-5 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread... What are you playing? What are you waiting for? Do you play an online game and need more people? You may find others that play the same game(s) :)
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(219)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't smoke a cigarette in an airplane bathroom, especially if you're in possession of some illegal pills. Bonus protip: If you do smoke a cigarette and get caught, don't make things worse by trying to bribe crew members with $20
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(35)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Oh you hate it that Ben Affleck is playing Batman? Well it just got worse
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(137)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The terrifying tale of a young, bearded hipster who tried to escape the shackles of his white privilege by taking a low-wage job in a falafel shop -- and ended up even more white privileged than before
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(301)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The most terrifying PSAs you've ever seen will convince you never to drown again
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(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Times Square's new welcome wagon gives "a bad impression of New York" - which is saying something
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(103)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Why Japan's gangsters are buying prosthetic pinkies
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds getting married abroad can save you a lot of money, but not as much as not marrying a broad
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(28)
 
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Hacking Team warns its spying tools are now in the hands of terrorists
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(19)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gravity-defying espresso sipper
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I was met by fires in the streets, the screams of the dying tourists and the shouts of former traders offering sacrifices to their new gods
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Documents show that Exxon knew the link between CO2 and climate change in 1981, but spent the next three decades paying people to dispute it
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(272)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
Rule Followers, don't you hate it when the Do Gooders are always trying to change things? Do Gooders, aren't you pissed when the Rule Followers always want to go by the rules?
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(51)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Season 2 of Netflix's Daredevil Garners an Elektra-fying new cast member
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(77)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone who calls himself "PewDiePie" and posts videos of himself reacting to playing video games on YouTube made $7 million last year. Enjoy your day at work
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(107)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Can you balance your best friend on the end of your nose? Bob the Golden Retriever can... just sayin'
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is trying to take away the right for workers to get weekends off
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(266)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are strong crosswinds at Birmingham airport today and that means there's tons of footage of passenger jets making the kind of landings that will swear you off flying for the rest of your life
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A study of 1,000 38-year-olds finds that many of us are lying about our age
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(25)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Doctors of alternative medicine in Florida are dying off. Some are concerned about this trend. Not the police, mind you
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(62)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but the Dawn mission to Ceres has now gone into safe mode, too
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(62)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're a preacher, it's always a little embarrassing when you're trying to give a sermon and your adult nephew interrupts you by running down the aisle screaming that he's God
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(56)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Paying people to be healthy usually works, if the public can stomach it"
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(45)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Musician carried off stage after playing for seemingly forever, is immediately signed by Phish
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(31)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
You don't have to be a real investigator to understand what last night's True Detective was saying about last year's director Cary Fukunaga
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(62)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Auto-playing video ads may finally die, at least on Facebook, as advertisers refuse to pay for ads that users don't start playing. In related news, one ad agency controls $105 billion worth of ad spending
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(49)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Iran nuke talks are good for the brothels, as even when politicians are trying to avoid war they still feel the need to screw somebody
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(14)
 
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
Science asks, and answers, the biggest psychological question of our time: "How do horror video games work and why do people keep playing them?"
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(60)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five hungry sharks eat a whale carcass in terrifying footage. It's a feeding frenzy for your nightmares
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(15)
 
(Pee-wee)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of an upside-down strawberry shaped like a chicken
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(3)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Food Network needs to stop trying to find the next Guy Fieri. One of them is bad enough. Just...just stop, for all our sanity
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(103)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just because you think you're saving by buying food in bulk doesn't mean you really are because most of the food will probably expire before you can even get to it
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(46)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Want nightmares? Here are some sea-faring, flying spiders
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(19)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Spurs win the LaMarcus Aldrige sweepstakes. That sound you hear is the rest of the NBA crying AW HELLS NAW
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(27)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Serial stowaway arrested at Midway Airport for trying to stow away, one day after being released from jail for another stow away incident
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(53)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wikileaks claims that the United States was spying on Brazilians. Man, that's a lot of people
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(21)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard
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(74)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps things classy by saying the random shooting of a woman in San Francisco by a Mexican immigrant is proof everything he's said about how rape-y Mexicans are is true
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(265)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why is BP paying $18.7 billion? Because it's the least they could do. And never let it be said that BP didn't do the least they could do
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(108)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Moon Dancer has been waiting almost five years for that little get-together in the west castle courtyard. It's time for somepony to stop studying and start Amending Fences on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(158)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Regarding the Declaration of Independence: was John Hancock's signature too big or was everyone else's too small? Or was he was trying to compensate for something?
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
And today's airline passenger who has earned a lifetime ban from flying comes to you from Ryanair
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(38)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter on hecklers at her anti-immigrant book signing: "At least as long as they were destroying books and screaming in a book store, they weren't molesting any 4-year-olds"
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(131)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Today's Science News You Can Use™: "Is it easier to fart lying down or standing up?"
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(104)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What games are you currently enjoying or looking forward to? Do you play an online game and need more people on your team (and would rather play with other Farkers than unwashed masses)? Come on down
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(192)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you can openly talk to your children about everything from bowel movements to bullying, but just can't talk to them about the birds and the bees, let them meet the Puberty Lady
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(17)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man frustrated with trying to get his dead wife's tax refund check says "Now, I know why people shoot up places like this." Well, that's one way to get a quick response from the IRS
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(55)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After two years of trying to get his two black labs to fetch with no results, man finally realizes they're two black bears
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(44)
 
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
"Flying a drone" is a crime according to Officer Madeitup
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(92)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Livecoding.tv launches; Livepaintdrying.tv shouldn't be far behind
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(42)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Playing Tetris can cure PTSD
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(31)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Movie theater defends having sexy 'Magic Mike XXL' party where kids are coming to watch 'Inside Out' by saying it was only happening "for a couple of hours"
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(160)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job
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(82)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Father of Scientology leader David Miscavige to write tell-all book before dying under mysterious circumstances
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(73)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Science figures out the most effective tactic in any negotiation: crying
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen might be denied membership to a exclusive country club because they are too public. No word if they will build their own club on to their 14,000-square-foot mansion once they are done crying into their piles of money
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(33)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Facebook's Zuckerberg says you'll be able to share emotions virtually "one day" ... and yep, he's talking about telepathy. Up next, buying out a Vegas hotel and growing a really long beard
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Armless piano playing, horse-back riding, scuba diving, plane piloting woman earns black belt in Tae Kwon Do. She can kick your ass, she just can't hand it to you -- not that you'd have one left after she was through with it anyway
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(53)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Two Twitter-mining chatbots have a conversation with each other, the result is hilarious and horrifying
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(31)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Damn we haven't even gotten a human to Mars yet and they're already talking about flying missions over Macho Grande in airplanes
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(18)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland pastor: "Yes, let's look at 'Biblical Marriage.' We have marrying your deceased brother's widow, marrying your rapist (50 coin payment first), handing out women of conquered nations, and let's not forget marrying your slaves"
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(176)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's wedding season, and I'm trying to think of an implausible scenario to write you about that won't be repetitive. Can we get a best-of column featuring the best examples of wedding questions you've received? That'd be swell"
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(40)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Real life angry birds are much more terrifying than the game
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(52)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you get when you pack 177,000 people into a confined area for 5 days of music and hard core partying? Here's your answer in pictures
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's this, turkey chicks and pit bulls playing together? What's next, cats and dogs enjoying tea time with finger sandwiches?
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin outlines the seven critical mistakes conservatives make while campaigning for election. Surprisingly, "paying any attention to anything Jennifer Rubin says" is not included in the list
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(63)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The penis is enjoying a renaissance
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(70)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton finds out the life of being an AW isn't all that much fun after almost 'dying' in a pranked plane crash
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(38)
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Can burying your cell phone in rice after dropping it in the toilet really dry it out?
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(58)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know how the old saying goes, "The public really doesn't want to know how hot dogs and laws are made"? It turns out you really don't want to know how hot dogs are made
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(53)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DMX arrested for failure to pay child support. People just aren't buying bicycles like they used to, it seems
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(14)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston trying to lose weight to escape the wrath of J.J. Watt
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(8)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
So, all those grassroots special interest groups trying to get the death penalty reinstated in Nebraska? Yeah, they're all funded by Governor Ricketts, who really just needs to kill somebody, guys. Just like ten people. COME ON
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(133)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The tiny nation of Pitcairn Island also legalized same-sex marriage this week, with officials saying it was the Christian thing to do
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(45)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Top Gun 2 will feature the return of Maverick and promises drone warfare. So, basically, it's just going to be a gone-to-seed pilot playing a videogame, controlling robots that bomb other countries. Got it
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just to make sure they weren't attacked by zombies, the ancient Greeks trapped the dead in their graves by tying them, staking them, flipping them onto their stomachs, burying them exceptionally deep or pinning them with rocks or other heavy objects
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crying conservative commentator tells her fellow Republicans to stop all their f*cking pansy-ass whining, accept gay marriage and have a wider stance on the issue
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(141)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "No one would dare challenge our marriage opinion by denying same-sex couples licenses." Denton County, TX clerk: "Challenge accepted"
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(214)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you were flying a drone around a wildfire recently, fly far and quickly
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(34)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Presidential candidates react to the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling, with responses that range from elation to moral outrage to whatever the hell it is that Trump is trying to say
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(240)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter has denied saying he will resign as FIFA president and will be making a statement from outside his new mansion in Qatar shortly
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just in time for Friday.... it's the weekly Fark Friday Gaming Thread. What are you playing? What do you think others should be playing? What game(s) have got you addicted like digital crack?
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(206)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to tell me that signing up for a timeshare program might possibly put me in a financial hole I can't dig myself out from?
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(69)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Detroit EMT has been fired for refusing to help a dying baby. An internal report indicates she told her supervisor that she wouldn't "be on no scene 10 minutes doing CPR," and that "you know how these families get"
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(83)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how grandpa keeps saying the nurses are attacking him at night? Well, turns out he's not making it up (this time)
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: Renaming a state park is like ISIS destroying cultural monuments. Fark: The state park in question is named for the founder of the Ku Klux Klan
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(392)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cops arrest man for: c) screwing up a U turn in a school zone, c) carrying kids without seat belts, c) more than four times the alcohol limit, and c) already being banned from driving until 2037
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(36)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America today as the Canadian Football League season kicks off with the Montreal Alouettes playing the Ottawa Redblacks. As always, rouges are expected to be key
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(53)
 
(San Diego Magazine)
 
 
 
The hip new restaurants in your area have been lying about their locally grown food before it was cool
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(127)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man builds helicopter with scrap metal because he dreams of flying. Then gets the best day of his life
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(49)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Would a giant penis spraying golden confetti make you wear a condom, or just turn you on? (Not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Delta-P and its terrifying effects
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(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
They're baby goats playing musical chairs, and if that doesn't do it for you, maybe Fark.com isn't where you need to be
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It would be unprecedented and unjustified to force AT&T to provide services for which people are paying
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(31)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's one thing for sellers like Walmart and Amazon to stop carrying Confederate flags. It's another thing entirely for the largest single manufacturer of them to announce they're no longer making them at all
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(372)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Brietbart columnist calls for a public ban on the flying of a flag he says has become a symbol of bigotry, intolerance and oppression. Fark: The gay pride rainbow flag. It's going take a brand new geometry to describe this level of obtuseness
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(123)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you still working on that? Why yes, that kind of restaurant service is just that annoying
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(143)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
That sound you heard of nobody giving a flying fark was the news that Nickelback is canceling the rest of its summer tour
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
To stop kids buying erotic e-books online, Germany has a solution - they can only be sold between 10pm and 6am. Yeah, that'll work
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(23)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teacher: Maybe I shouldn't have taken the autistic kid, put him head first in a trash can and compared him to Oscar the Grouch. But in my defense, I was just trying to calm him down
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(81)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
We all know it's tight trying to get a seat on the NYC subway with all the manspreading and what not, but really you've just got to bend a bit to fit right in
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(9)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mankind is once again doomed. This time it is the insurance industry saying so. Because, y'know, when the apocalypse comes and someone says 'well at least you've got insurance'
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(82)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
"Selzer Score" uses multiple poll numbers to give sense of which candidates have the best chance in Iowa, thereby signifying nothing really
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently unimpressed with their own flora and fauna trying to kill them every single day in every single way, Australia now wants to buy some AGM-88B High Speed Anti-Radiation missiles from the U.S. Do they know something we don't?
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nader thinks Hillary is trying to "out-macho the men" by overcompensating for her gender: "It's unbelievable. She's never seen a war she doesn't like... she never saw a weapon she doesn't like"
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(157)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart announces it will stop carrying Confederate flag merchandise. In other news, Walmart was still selling Confederate flag merchandise
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(212)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It is unlikely anyone will be interested in the other match (Norway vs England) with the USA playing against Colombia in prime time. Matches are at 5 and 8 pm EDT, respectively
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(474)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Mitt Romney forthrightly calling for its removal, and the usual GOP suspects yammering about "state's rights"; Hillary has seized this moment with her signature boldness to weigh in on the SC Confederate flag controversy by saying: *crickets*
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(91)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz visits historically black church to pray for healing over Charleston. And by church I mean gun range, and by praying I mean "There's a famous saying, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition"
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(211)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"I initiated our Hello Kitty jet concept to make flying fun," Chang said in a statement. "We believe our new service will be a Texas-sized success"
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exemplifying the very definition of the tag, Kim Kardashian to lecture on 'the objectification of women in media'
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(32)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If you are flying over Portugal today, keep an alert eye out for 70,000 Homing Pigeons
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(30)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think American pro wrestling is weird? In Japan, they have characters with names like Hard Gay and Yinling The Erotic Terrorist
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(24)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Simpsons tried to tell us the terrifying truth about the St. Louis Cardinals hacking activities 16 years ago, but you people all decided you'd rather see Mark McGwire sock a few dingers
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(25)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
✓ Last minute of stoppage time. ✓ Flying header goal. ✓ To secure a draw. ✓ By the goalkeeper. "It's like seeing a unicorn"
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(10)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
What to do with the $500,000 that grandma left you? How about buying all 7,600 volumes of Wikipedia?
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(34)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The days of Louie Gohmert saying something stupid are certainly coming to a middle
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(50)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man who crashed into Taco Bell told EMT he wanted to kill himself. EMT responded by saying "you could've just eaten there"
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(40)
 
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Either this image was generated by an advanced neural network trying to "learn" or the Great Old Ones are rising from their graves and their minions have been loosed on the earth
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Chinese stocks see worst weekly fall since 2008." Kinda like saying "Apple shares retreated this morning on news sales did not decimate estimates before recovering at lunch"
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(17)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Grab your joysticks and stop looking at elf girls creepy stepdad... It's time for the Friday Fark gaming thread -- What are you playing? What have you been playing? What should others be playing? Link goes to a great site to look for deals
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(221)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Probably not the best day to put a gun advert on the front page of a Charleston newspaper. Just sayin'
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(225)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
That large thud you heard was Rush Limbaugh hitting rock bottom in the Boston market. Limbaugh heard saying "Boston Market? Pick me up two orders of meatloaf"
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(102)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can now buy your very own airship. Even better, it looks just like a flying buttocks
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One in ten millionaires are now living paycheck to paycheck. Apparently it's tough to make ends meet when trying to keep up with payments on two mortgages, a vacation home, three cars and those pesky monthly shopping trips to Paris
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(78)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brian Williams will be staying with NBC, but no longer on the nightly news, considering a move to BSNBC
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(52)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man spends his days running through beach homes naked, saying "I just can't help it"
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(26)
 
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Chilean soccer superstar Arturo Vidal seems to be enjoying too many copas of Chilean wine. He is fine. His Ferrari, not so much
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are trying to out-Hispanic one another in hopes of capturing a voter base they'll never reach
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(73)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see a dinosaur? You might--this paleontologist who worked on 'Jurassic World' is trying to create a real dinosaur within 5 to 10 years
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(47)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Cat gadgets every cat would kill for, or kill you for buying
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(43)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
After constantly saying he won't be replacing Jeremy Clarkson, Chris Evans is now the new Top Gear presenter
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(73)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: that Rush be on the cover of Rolling Stone
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(77)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Driving around with half a dead body hanging on your vehicle is a dead giveaway that you're a hit and run drunk driver. Just sayin'
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(72)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most American foods? Subby is saying the good ol' hamburger. Discuss to your right
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(33)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Now this program is SECRET, OK? We're trying to see if Negro sailors can work together with normal, white sailors. For this to work, we gotta treat them like they're equal." "Wow, that's a bold plan, sir"
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now would be a great time to unload any spare coal stocks you have lying around
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James is still confident the Cleveland Cavaliers will win the NBA Finals despite being down 3-2 in the series, saying he is 'the best in the world'
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(145)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It's very unusual to be banned for life playing rugby. Especially when you're 11
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(13)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move to make them more annoying, cyclists can become caravaneers
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(40)
 
(Here Is The City)
 
 
 
Survey of business managers says the biggest time wasters for workers is using the cell phone and texting. As opposed to spying on employees and answering worthless surveys
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
We're not saying the average Texan is dumb, but it's real hard for some of them to tell the difference between a cloud and a UFO
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oldest newlyweds in the world, ages 103 and 91, exchange wedding vows. Emotional ceremony had friends crying, children sobbing, cake in tiers
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(27)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're trying to frame a politician and need to lie to the FBI, it's probably not going to be worth it
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(18)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the monotony of merely playing Farming Simulator on your computer? Augment your experience with this $300 tractor controller
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Season two of The Leftovers will take place in the most terrifying place on Earth. That's right; Texas
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
According to the fired director of Arizona's Department of Weights and Measures, the governor of Arizona is a "lying, puffed up evil Barney Rubble"
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mr. T started wearing costume jewelry after Hurricane Katrina because he felt wearing real gold would have been insensitive. Word has it he also stopped pitying fools, now has a compassionate empathy for them instead
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(28)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hulu, apparently trying to expand beyond having TV shows on their channel, will create an apartment based off the one that was in Seinfeld
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(21)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Governor Ricketts [R-eally Wants To Kill Some Folks] vows that Nebraska will circumvent the FDA in buying lethal injection drugs because there wasn't a retroactive clemency given to the dozen or so inmates on death row
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread: Tell your fellow Farkers what you're playing, what they should be playing, what you're looking forward to, what game you're stuck on, etc. If there's enough interest this could become a regular thing
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(402)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sgt. Stedenko and the Narcs bust a pot shop in Santa Ana, are captured on video eating edibles and playing darts
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(181)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
New anti-bullying 'Dick Tracy' comic strip will feature Dick Tracy's young granddaughter Honeymoon, a mother-son duo acting as comic as advisers to Tracy, Little Orphan Annie and The Cardinal. No LSD was used in the making of this headline
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(44)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
"You cannot tell me that your business model relies on paying people below the poverty line," says restaurant owner who abolished tipping, pays a decent salary plus bonus, and has obviously never ... uh ... ok so he quadrupled his profits
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(176)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A little bird just told me that Twitter CEO Dick Costolo is flying the coop
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(12)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Taco Bell executives are studying words and phrases used by Millennials in hopes of staying on fleek with the corporate strategy of making sure the restaurants are lit with customers and critics don't throw shade at them
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas legislature busy trying to fix the "problem" of liberal enclaves like Austin where voters stupidly keep voting the "wrong" way and electing democrats into office
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(182)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New study says that crying at work is becoming more acceptable. Mostly because it's something happens every payday
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(21)
 
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Would Hope Solo still be playing if she were a black male athlete?
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(168)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson is marrying an Israeli and converting to Judaism. No word on how this will affect her porking
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(70)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Rockstar Spud beat Kurt Angle for the TNA World Title? WHO will Samoa Joe kill in his NXT debut? WILL we have seizures trying to keep up with all the wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with ROH on Destination America @ 8pm ET
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(386)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GMO-free is a marketing gimmick, although your social-media friends who post lots of stock photos of people doing yoga accompanied by inspirational sayings believe otherwise
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(261)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists record chimpanzees in the wild enjoying alcohol made from fermented sap, thus confirming the legend of the Missing Drink
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A day with the Red Baron, filmed in 1917. Shows him flying the Fokker Dr.I prototype and his 61st victory, a Sopwith Pup
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(19)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subby and several other folks are trying to build an educational center for non-traditional students and homeschool students. Super white pearly teeth will be optional
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(23)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that poor people are lazy, it's just that rich people aren't
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(261)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown's most recent nightclub brawl was a result of his friends lying to him about a reconciliation with Karrueche Tran, which is not, as previously assumed, some type of foreign coleslaw
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(18)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Masters of Sex has a brilliant concept for portraying the sexual revolution in Season 3: girl-on-girl. They're gonna emancipate the shiat out of that thing
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like when pissed-off firefighters take out your annoying drone with a blast from a firehose while you're buzzing them as they're fighting a fire
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(54)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amusing as it is to watch for now, there is a terrifying possibilty lurking behind the GOP's 2016 nomiation circus: that if we are not careful, one of its clowns could actually become the ringmaster
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Chutzpah: Republican senators accusing President Obama of destroying people's lives by stripping them of their Obamacare
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone talk about the good things FIFA does, like employing a comically overweight Gerard Depardieu, for example?
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists now studying ancient weather to uncover clues about today's climate. Data based on prehistoric tree rings, river sediment, old broadcasts from Willard Scott
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(17)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Fare jumper arrested for trying to evade paying $2.10 ... while carrying $7,000 in his pocket
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China now building massive database on Americans. Personal information obtained through hacking, phishing, buying it from Nigerian princes
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(57)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Things got hot at the Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, so hot that police had to use tear gas on the hip-hop fans trying to get in
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(64)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
15 year old walks 57 miles in 3 days, the whole time carrying his kid brother who suffers from cerebral palsy. Dry eyes, there are none here
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(43)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Look, gastronomes, stop trying to make "veggie" burgers a thing. If it ain't got meat in it, it ain't a burger
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(186)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Amtrak train collides with a tractor-trailer carrying bacon. 70,000 pounds of casualties
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(40)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
The Krakow modern art museum is shocked that anyone can find an "art piece" of people playing naked tag inside of the gas chambers for an exhibit called "Poland - Israel - Germany: The Experience of Auschwitz" somehow offensive
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(52)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did the US Atomic Agency secretly kill John Wayne for playing Genghis Khan?
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(99)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup Finals game 2: Not saying it's a must win, but it's close for the Lightning. Can the Triplets solve Kieth & Seabrook? Will the Hawks play a better 1st, Bolts a better 3rd? Puck drops after the ponies (at 7:15ET, NBC, CBC)
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(873)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Celebrate the American doughnut all you want. In the meantime, the rest of the world will be satisfying themselves with paczkis, koeksisters, and quesitos
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(4)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry hits on Doctor Who's Jenna Louise Coleman. Steven Moffat reportedly hopes to get him on the show this season so we can finally see a Doctor Who episode with a redhead that isn't overrated and annoying
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(92)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter says he will spend his final days in office trying to reform the soccer organization. Which starts as soon as he begins cleaning out his desk
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(15)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Website determines your risk of dying within the next five years. The first question asks where you live, and if the answer is Detroit it tells you to start getting your affairs in order
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(28)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google... to update..... Chrome.... to pause... annoying resource hog g ing.... unnecessary.... Flash.... video
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(39)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Science teacher suspended after sexual harassment claims. Naw, just kidding. He used cell jammer in class to keep kids focused on school work. "If we had parents trying to contact students ... that could have been a serious issue"
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(195)
 
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans: "Paying state employees costs way too much money. We can save even more money for the Koch brothers by laying them all off"
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(187)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GoDaddy may be using "fat, neckbearded, trilby-wearing Christian" as criteria for denying job applicants an interview. In other news, GoDaddy just got a lot cooler
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(260)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your workplace master constantly trying to make you happy at your job? Don't trust them a bit, the sneaky bastards are up to no good
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans: OMG Hillary why are you dividing Americans by saying everybody should be allowed to vote?
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(272)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza interested in buying bankrupt Italian soccer team. Accountants now crunching the numbers for the cost of the franchise, players' salaries, estimated FIFA bribes
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(99)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Looks like In Touch magazine isn't going to take abuse from the Duggars lying down
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(181)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
40-ton humpback whale must've been playing Starfox 64
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not brushing your teeth can trigger dementia. Especially when you spend three hours trying to remember where you left your toothbrush
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She may be annoying as hell but right now the scoreboard reads Pamela Geller 3, crazypants jihadists 0
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great moments in car sales: #48 - Chinese customer buys $105,000 vehicle by paying in coins
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(7)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is downplaying disparaging comments he made about transgender people, claiming voters are more concerned about the economy so vote Republican
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(127)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"If same-sex marriage is recognized by our government, that will criminalize Christianity." Huh. Last I had heard, it was going to have people marrying turtles
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(98)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Wait just a second, are you trying to tell me The Cheesecake Factory's Louisiana Chicken Pasta is one of the unhealthiest chain restaurant meals in the country?
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(177)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Weird. I just got a text message alert dated 6/4/2015 11:32 AM saying something about black holes
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here's an armadillo trying to climb a slippery slope
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gandalf and Dumbledore to be married in front of Westboro Baptist. No word on the levels of outrage expected once they start playing with each other's wands
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it
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(24)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, you don't know who's playing in 2015 Stanley Cup, and don't really care. Here's an analysis of uniforms to let you pick a favorite based on aesthetic appeal, with Top 10 fashion storylines to follow as series progresses
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
LinkedIn reacts to low usage by trying to scare people into logging in. Mainstream media totally helps out
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(56)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can stop worrying about those mysterious aircraft flying over U.S. cities and spying on people. It's just the FBI
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UFO nuts ease up on the tin-foil today, NASA is just testing a revolutionary 'flying saucer' for a possible Mars mission
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(15)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
You're all alone at the funeral home saying goodbye to the last of your loved ones and you're all alone in the world now except for Lulu the comfort dog who's there by your side in case you need her
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Mon June 01, 2015
(AXS)
 
 
 
You must be crazy in the head if you think Klay Thompson isn't playing Game 1 of the NBA Finals
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(17)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man enjoys a life of "gold farming," plants his butt in front of a computer to make loads of money a month playing online games all day. You too could enjoy this life if your basement is fertile enough
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(57)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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Sun May 31, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa admits paying a $10M bribe to FIFA to secure the 2010 World Cup awarBZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
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(28)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jaws was released 40 years ago and being eaten alive from the feet up on a sinking boat is still the most petrifying death scene ever made. You can keep your 'one in 3.7 million chance'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never spit in the street in Singapore. Especially not near the hotel where the U.S. Secretary of Defense is staying
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(33)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
See the Fieri Hamster, whose bold, brash personality is annoying and "in your face"
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Too many Americans are saying they're pro-choice. This can only be because they don't know what pro-choice actually means
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Sat May 30, 2015
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Family finds out the hard way that there are old mushroom identifying apps and bold mushroom identifying apps, but no old and bold mushroom identifying apps
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(66)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you "start trying to oppress American citizens," people will fight back, says guy who seems confused why the American citizens he's trying to oppress are fighting back
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Look I realize kids are trying, but if you can't wait until you get home to shoot up heroin, you have no business being a teacher's aide
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(11)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
The newspaper industry isn't dying fast enough, so Philadelphia unions are preparing to step in and take decisive action
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone is pointing a green laser at airplanes flying over Long Island. ISIS? Could it be ISIS? Wait a minute...green? Jade is green, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center issues hurricane season prediction. Stores begin stocking up on bottled water, people begin buying wood to board their windows, home insurance companies begin raising their rates 50%
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(26)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Obama Administration concerning the recent ISIS victories: Defeats? What defeats? This isn't even our fight, we're staying with our current strategy of using time to whittle them down
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When most dogs are dying, they just want to be left in peace in a dark corner. But this guy decided to take his dying dog on a cross country adventure
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Thu May 28, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover black hole playing a cosmic game of pool. Dave Lister approves
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(27)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye thought they were saying "BOO-URNS"
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two damn dirty apes have lawyered up and are in court applying for "personhood"
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(182)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"The valuations of some recent high profile crowdfunding campaigns have beaten new records. Is the crowd enjoying a great party ignoring the hangover yet to come or is the crowd better than the professionals at valuing businesses?"
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seagull photobombs precision flying team at Wales air show
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(18)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Auckland, NZ police searching for a man trying to be Superman with a speeding locomotive, say he left shoe marks on engine before running away
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(9)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to p