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500 headlines found matching 'Yin'
Thu September 29, 2016
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Yeah, we violated the Cuban Embargo, but we didn't end up buying anything, so what's the problem?
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
The psychology of why clowns terrify you so much and make you flee in terror if one follows you as you're walking down the street a gray, drizzly day trying to make it to a well-lit store but you realize no one else is around but you and the clown
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pretty much admitted to not paying Federal taxes. Makes him "smart". Fine. Now we know you don't pay taxes, so why not make it public? Subby's theory: what's on his taxes is more sinister than not paying taxes
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Wed September 28, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Malevolent Florida Clowns are terrifying people, and not just sitting in the office of Governor anymore
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
China's self-proclaimed 'most charismatic philanthropist' is accused of falsifying and exaggerating his donations. Which means if China is anything like the U.S., he'lll soon be announcing his candidacy to be their next President
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson is saying that those nuggets you are eating may not be chicken after all
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump explains how running lemonade stands as a kid taught her the fundamentals of business, including making the hired help bail her out because no one was buying her product
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It has to be terrifying when your mountain hike is interrupted by an Eddie Van Halen solo
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
All those months of hanging out with Donald Trump have rubbed off on Chris Christie when it comes to denying his role in Bridgegate. "I know I didn't say that"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Taking a break from saying Hillary Clinton and Liberals are tools of Satan, Pat Robertson revisits the hysteria of 1985, insisting Dungeons and Dragons is a "demonic evil that takes possession of its players"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black moon to appear Friday night. Police around the country being urged to resist trying to shoot it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that Corey Hart was just trying to get a good night's sleep
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Inside the Pakistan national baseball team, who picked up sport primarily from VHS videos and found themselves in NYC playing in World Baseball Classic qualifying round. Evidently the videos were not by Tom Emanski
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor and human/bassett hound hybrid Brit Hume is under fire for saying that Hillary Clinton was "not necessarily attractive" last night at the debates
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
U.S. Army trying to squelch its official Twitter feed that claimed Donald Trump lies every 3 minutes, 15 seconds. It's really every 2 minutes
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man posts video of his interaction with a fake IRS phone call asking for tax payment in Target gift cards. His hilarious revenge is sweetly satisfying
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FIFA disbands anti-racism task force, saying their work has been "completed". So everyone celebrate - racism is over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not saying all furries are killers. Just that this couple was killed by furries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump shouted, "I have a great temperament. Why does everybody keep saying I have a bad temperament?" He then mooned the crowd and rolled around on the floor like Curly from the Three Stooges
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dee Gordon hits a dust covered home run in the first Marlins at bat since Jose Fernandez died. Just this once crying in baseball will be allowed
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well, somebody was going to have a problem with a Nazi flag flying next to a Donald Trump flag, weren't they?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Caption Contest: Obama explains something to Leonardo DiCaprio and Leo isn't buying it
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Mon September 26, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to watch tonight's presidential debate without being biased against the lying liar who lies all the time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iran begins their first web-based national census. After tallying the results of people with internet access the national population estimate has come in at three
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Hearthstone fan plays with friends, accidentally creates qualifying tournament for massive prize pot at BlizzCon
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Man old movies are so slow and dumb and OMG WHEAT HARVESTERS ARE TERRIFYING
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump shows his incredibly tiny grasp of foreign policy by saying he would "recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capitol," something that would escalate the Israel-Palestine conflict to heretofore unseen proportions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "Donald Trump had no idea Lester Holt is a registered Republican, so he wasn't lying when he said Lester Holt is a registered Democrat"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Plan on 'standing your ground' anytime soon? Your crackhead neighbor playing his music too loud at night? Wake up in the morning with an itchy trigger finger? Well I have good news for you: "shooting-people insurance"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another Star Wars fan theory: Snoke was a major figure in the prequels. He's been in hiding all these years, trying to find out if they speak Bocce on Planet Wut
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
It's either Julian Edelman or a random Patriots fan pulled from the stands who will be starting at QB next week. Good thing they're playing the Bills
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Feds say Cleveland man bought 28 houses in the Cleveland area and used them as fronts for his drug selling business, say they became suspicious when they realized someone was voluntarily buying real estate in Cleveland
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman jumps onto the hood of a car trying to catch the man who stole her purse, gets run over because life is not like the movies
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You really can't start the fall season without watching puppies playing in leaves
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Manhattan is buying a $150 million stairway to nowhere. Hedgerow sold separately
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign chair in Mahoning County is a black woman -- like they're trying to tell us something. Also, pay no attention to the fact that she deleted thousands of old tweets where she called Trump a racist, sexist demagogue
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign aides who clearly weren't paying attention during his previous debate performances are advising him not to let Clinton provoke him into saying something stupid in the upcoming debate
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome yet again to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? DOOM? Fallout 4? Batman: The Telltale Series? Sorcerer King: Rivals? Stellaris? MOO? As a side note, what were you favourite games when you were growing up?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Can we please stop trying to compare Trump to General Patton?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump spokeperson's idea of outreach to black voters, saying that when Trump wins you will all have to bow down to him. I suppose next they'll bring back slavery
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 44 percent of (lying) Americans claim they would (nope) stop watching the NFL (yeah right) if more players started protesting like Kaepernick (cough BS cough)
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(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
Da Chicago accent is dying. GOOD
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious illness overcomes 11 students at Fort Rucker Elementary School after exercise during recess. Could it have been ... playing outdoors?
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
It's a Winter War today. In a Continuation of a fierce national rivalry, Russia needs a win against Finland to stay in the tournament. Everyone else is already out and is playing for pride. FIN/RUS@3pm (ESPN, SN), USA/CZE@8pm (ESPN2, SN)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Stop copying me." "Stop copying me." "I mean it." "I mean it." "Hillary is a dum dum." "Trump is a dangerous demogogue and a threat to the very idea of democracy." "Ah HA, made you stop"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Men who suffer anxiety are twice as likely to die from cancer. Which shows that they were right to be worrying
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in CITATION NEEDED, televangelist Jim Bakker claimed people "speaking up for our Constitution are mysteriously dying" and that more suspicious deaths will take place in the future
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Cisco's not saying cosmic radiation farked up the router, but ... wait, that's exactly what they're saying
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man mugged at an ATM returns minutes later and hits the robber with his car, takes his money back from out of the thief's pockets and leaves the bloodied suspect lying in the street. Behold the power of a Chevy Cobalt
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Good: Adam Plutko gets called up to the majors. Bad: Right in the middle of his best friend's wedding. "They had literally just got done saying I do and taking pictures and everything"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nike may have changed the modern sneaker game with its self-tying shoes
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
U.S. spy chief: Russia has tried to influence US elections since the 1960s, but I'm not saying they're pulling the same shenanigans this year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN is vehemently denying reports that they acted like a respectable news outlet and suspended Corey Lewandowski after the Trump campaign's FEC filings yesterday revealed Lewandowski is STILL on the campaign's payroll
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Blue Velvet turns 30, was ahead of its time in making terrifyingly weird fantasies and quotations of retro pop culture a mainstream aesthetic. And it proclaimed the glory of Pabst Blue Ribbon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal how we see ordinary objects labeled as art differently than they would otherwise. Your collection of Dogs Playing Poker paintings will soon be worth a fortune
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO of the maker of the Epi-pen to testify before Congress about the drugs massive price increase, testimony expected to include the phrase "God, Dad, Stop trying to tell me what to do, this is MY life" followed by an exasperated sigh
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Indonesia says Google has paid only 0.1% of taxes in the past five years. Google immediately fires their Indonesian accounting team for overpaying
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign refutes the Washington Post story about Trump using his charity's money for lawsuits and other personal wants by saying only the Clintons would do that with their charity. Well, that settles that then
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
"Jumping the shark" died out with Happy Days. The modern replacement is the "family goes to a Disney theme park" ABC sitcom episode and saying that there's no Disney synergy directive, it's completely organic to the story, trust us
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Tue September 20, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite Paul Ryan saying the word "poverty" a lot lately, 99.6% of the tax cuts in the House GOP's tax plan would benefit the wealthiest 1% of Americans
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
It can really tear your guts out to miss a hole-in-one by inches, but you still shouldn't just leave them lying on the fairway
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to choose one lucky supporter to fly to New York and attend the first debate. Losers to choose between attending all future debates or dying under mysterious circumstances
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're a soccer goalie trying to throw the match, giving up 43 goals might look a tad suspicious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And with the NY Mets trying desperately to make the post season playoffs, their best selling team jersey is now #15 .... Tim Tebow
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Mon September 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles be flying or will Da Bears win this one? Will the Eagles protest the National Anthem and how? Who will be the better quarterback between Carson Wentz and Jay Cutler? It is the Monday Night Football thread for Week 2. Kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton weirdly seems to suggest that if foundation donors were paying to play, it's the State Department's fault
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Your house burned down because Samsung was desperately trying to keep up with Apple
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elephant tramples tourist to death trying to take a photo. How the elephant got a camera, I have no idea
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
High school snowflake math students left in tears by math exam, act like they were told there would be no math. Did someone forget to tell them they were studying math? Solve for dumbass
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Some Photo Guy)
 
 
 
Sigma announces new 500mm shoulder mounted sport lens, in case you wanted to be mistaken for carrying an RPG while shooting nature photography. (with helpful pic of what a 500mm lens looks like)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The Navy's newest LCS removed from service after it suffers two catastrophic engine failures in three days. After paying $430+ million per ship, there are now zero littoral combat ships in active service
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4 killed, 42 injured when charter bus carrying college football team hits overpass. Subby was on the scene, and won't be sleeping tonight
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Plane carrying skydivers for local Constitution Fair makes an amendment to a house
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump's new DC hotel filled with items made in China. While staying there, you can also have a Qur'an hand-delivered to your room
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Family of 10 turns down 5 bedroom council house saying it's not big enough. It didn't even have a dining room. How are people supposed to live without a dining room? I mean, that's just barbaric
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's back, and it's terrifying. No, not the US presidential election, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Good guess, though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out that when the Nazis weren't planning mass genocide or taking part in homoerotic training exercises, they were burying cute time capsules
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Developer tries to sue Steam users for saying bad things about their games
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After designing and flying the 1st human-powered ornithopter, then the 1st successful human-powered helicopter, Subby's cousin Todd Reichert is now the fastest human-powered human in history at 88.26mph on a bicycle
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Finally, it's time once again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Worms W.M.D? Fallout 4? Crusader Kings 2? Stellaris? MOO? Perhaps an AD&D campaign you modified for 5e? Do you need other farkers to game with?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The nine most terrifying words in an American's language are apparently, "Oh sure, NOW you want help from the government"
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
It is actually easier to stop drinking cold turkey than trying to limit or control your alcoholism
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Hillary returns to campaign trail by playing a song written by a guy who died of pneumonia
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Gee, I sure wish I knew where the world's last few flying saucer Futuro houses are located." Checks Fark. "JACKPOT"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The outfield garage door wouldn't close at Fenway Park and chaos reigned over the third inning. Welcome to playing in a 104-year-old ballpark
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Having fled back to the the safe space of Fox and Friends, braying Cheeto golem calls Michigan pastor who interrupted him "a nervous mess"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They're not saying Trump was institutionalized in 1990, but they're also not NOT saying that. Where is Glenn Beck when you need him?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disgraced former FBI agent turned anti-Muslim speaker says CNN journalists are "Shills for the enemy and enemies of the state." HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE CNN OF EMPLOYING JOURNALISTS
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aldous Huxley predicts the future in an interview with Mike Wallace, says nothing about flying cars or Guinness bar towels
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida county employee charged for preying on businesses as a fake building inspector. Police reportedly became suspicious when they saw him actually doing work
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That time the Air Force fired 208 rockets trying to take down a drone over southern California
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Government employee refuses to watch a 17-minute video teaching him how not to be a dick to his LGBT co-workers saying it violates his "Christian Faith". When reached for comment, Jesus said "Leave me out of this bro"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Proteins in your hair are better at identifying you than DNA. Marcia Clark and Chris Darden: "NOW you tell us"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone, who just made a film glorifying dangerous traitor and war criminal Edward Snowden, announces he's releasing a documentary about Trump ally and hopeful James Bond villain Vladimir Putin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ramsay Bolton's extremely satisfying death-by-dog in Game of Thrones was almost a lot more gore-laden than what we eventually got
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hackers are trying to find the Internet's off switch, get out of awkward work outings
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Wed September 14, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Drunk, driving away from fatal hit-and-run in damaged car is not good time to stop in Taco Bell drive-thru for munchies, just saying
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans' trust in the media has fallen to an all-time low. It's almost like they're trying to pass off crap as news
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders flops hard on CNN while trying to claim Trump isn't chickening out on Dr. Oz
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
High-speed chase ends with dramatic crash, as opposed to a comedic crash, where clowns spill out and yakkety sax starts playing
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Sleepy man with heroin spends nearly an hour trying to make milkshake at Connecticut convenience store
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York opens investigation into lying candidate's Foundation to look for evidence of illegal and corrupt activities
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's nice to occasionally stop and pick up a hitchhiker. Especially if it's a bride trying to get to her wedding
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Cricket fans still debating pros and cons of playing under lights and whether it disturbs the sleep of players or spectators more
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Congress may quietly renew ban on three-parent babies despite 4,000 infants dying annually because of it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves rookie learns a valuable MLB lesson - Never stand directly in back of teammates playing catch
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bank of America analysts claim there's a 50% chance we live in a 'Matrix reality simulation'. Who ever is playing subby is playing with a free account
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Oracle too busy buying new things to wreck instead of fixing what they've got
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers calls out the misogynist press in the Clinton-Trump tit-for-tat, saying the media "will always ignore his tits"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Police were carrying out a warrant under the misuse of drugs when the man jumped out of the window wearing only his underpants and made off in the direction of Folly Lane"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conspiracy nut Republicans insist there has to be an alternative to Hillary ready to go onto the ticket in case her terminal brain dementia and ankle cancer put her into a coma before election day. Oh, wait. It's the former DNC Chairman saying that
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Trying to make sense of President Obama's sudden desire to be down with TPP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self driving cars are playing Grand Theft Auto V in order to become better drivers, run over more hookers
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Mon September 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember all those articles saying that America would become less conservative as Baby Boomer voters die off and Millennial voters replace them? Yeah, about that
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Polls-Plus forecast on FiveThirtyEight was "tightening" because the algorithm "became skeptical", which is a nice way of saying "Trump's poll numbers sucked so much last month that the computer couldn't believe it"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Killed Caltrans highway worker memorialized on 16,000-person email distro. "Our heartfelt condolences." "PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THIS LIST." "For the love of god stop hitting 'reply all.'" "Like you just did?" "EVERYONE JUST STOP REPLYING"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary's secret agenda finally revealed. She is trying to infect us all, one by one
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's the true terrifying cost of Brexit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vermont town is trying to lure Kevin Bacon to come to their 3rd annual Baconfest, because you can never have too much bacon
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Geena Davis says The Exorcist will be the most terrifying television show ever made. Yes, even more so than anything involving Ryan Seacrest
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hulu, Amazon Prime still trying to catch up to Netflix
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you thought the images of Hillary Clinton maybe swaying a little bit raised questions about her health, you've never seen the photos of the time Jimmy Carter heat-stroked out of a marathon in Georgia in 1979
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and trying to pull a body out of the casket at a funeral is no way to go through life, lady
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you have an extra $36 million laying around you can buy your own nuclear power plant
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: We demand an apology from Hillary for saying half of our supporters are racist. Hillary: Fine, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said "half". *drops mic*
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Sat September 10, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Here's your guide to buying edible insects. All in one segment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For decades, women have had few choices when it comes to the clothing they can wear to hide the fact they're carrying a firearm. Happily, those days are over
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stockbroker accused of rape with the "I thought she was crying because my penis is so enormous" defense gets six years in prison from the judge and a huge eyeroll from everyone in the courtroom
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Hillary for Best Korean nuclear test, downplaying accomplishment of "pretty amazing" dictator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Wells Fargo is paying a $185 million fine for fraud, the CFO and COO help themselves to a combined $20 million bonus
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The NCAA is so mad at North Carolina for its widespread academic fraud that it has decided to suspend 30 Charleston Southern players for buying school supplies
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German man to make attempt at world record by carrying 29 beer steins at Oktoberfest, which works out to 154 pounds and enough beer to power a Fark admin for almost twenty minutes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Dr. Philip Davies is trying to claim ownership of Mars, having spent six years propelling light particles towards the Martian surface. And he believes he has a good chance in gaining the deed to the planet due to a strange international law"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Giant spiders are already invading UK homes and some of them look absolutely terrifying"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As exciting as opening your fridge after a hard week's work, and finding it has booze... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? No Man's Sky? Stellaris? MOO: CtS? Overwatch? No Pineapple Left Behind? Tell us inside
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"All of a sudden, the cancer and everything else went away, and what you see is that precious few moments of someone really enjoying life"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Canadians protest planting trees in a park, saying they will be cover for crime. "If you give people more places to hide, more naughty things will be done"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
National Geographic asks, "Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?" I'll hazard a guess...impacting the ground at high speed?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After last week's fireworks, tonight we have another launch from Cape Canaveral by ULA with an Atlas V carrying OSIRIS-REx asteroid retrieval mission at 7:05pm EDT on NASA TV
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Finally, a cure for guys sticking their junk into those Dyson hand drying machines
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Who says manufacturing is dead, when US factories post massive number of job openings? Well, the fact that they're not actually trying to fill them is kind of a clue
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Hillary Clinton should apologize for saying ISIS is cheering for Trump. Just because she cites a TIME magazine article that quotes ISIS members doesn't make it less hurtful
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Here's why cricket is more like dancing than sport: "It is exactly like playing music, only the ball is the groove"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Finally, news we can use: The definitive ranking of all of Dairy Queen's myriad Blizzard offerings. I'm not saying strawberry chocolate cheesecake is the best, but it's close
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fight begins to save America's dying regional slang and make bat hide, bonnyclabber, ear screw, fleech, whistle pig and popskull everyday words
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just another night game at Cleveland's Progressive Field - the cold, frosty beer, the smell of hot dogs, the swarm of flying bugs in the eyes of the players
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Wed September 07, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
As Dom and the FBI creep closer, does Darlene have a plan? Why is Mr Jung/Whiterose obsessed with the Washington Township plant? Why is Joanna Wellick is stalking Elliot? Find out tonight if 'Mr. Robot' is still lying to us at 10PM EDT on USA
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
It's early to start bandying terms such as 'white elephant' to describe white elephant that is the Quebec City hockey arena. "Quebec is becoming the exhibition-game capital of the world. That's great, but what we want is the Nordiques"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're a CEO accused of paying workers below minimum wage it might not look good if you visit your own factory to show journalists around and reveal a wallet stuffed full of £50 notes
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The American death penalty is dying
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Denmark is paying millions for the Panama Papers so it can go after Danes evading tax abroad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea's Fearless Leader has done it again. He has banned sarcasm. No word on if he has troops carrying portable rocket launchers to punish violators
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired General laughs at Trump's 30 day plan concerning ISIS. "What the hell does he think we've been trying to do for the last 14 years in terms of al Qaeda?"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
So, what you're saying is, Egypt needs female genital mutilation because Egypt is full of limp-dicked men who can't please horny women?
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
In which a card-carrying member of the East Coast cultural elite travels the length of the border in search of Donald Trump's America-and learns to stop worrying and love the Wall
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Article on "Fifteen things a Frenchwoman can do to feel more British". Pulling a few teeth out and dying the leftovers brownish-yellow surprisingly not listed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shocking: El Salvador's national football team say they were approached to fix Tuesday's World Cup 2018 qualifying game against Canada. More shocking: Concacaf gets 3.5 spots for World Cup 2018
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
With sales of Colin Kaepernick jerseys jumping to #5 in the NFL, Breitbart suggests that people are buying them to burn them
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying fuzzy butt
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh, say can you see? Colin Kaepernick's jerseys are flying off the shelves
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Oliver expands on the "No White After Labor Day" Rule, saying "We should be using more holidays as arbitrary points to stop doing things;after Thanksgiving, you have to stop decorating your home with gourds. You're just keeping loose produce"
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(Some Libtard)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes hires Gawker-destroying lawyer to destroy New York magazine
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jude Law discusses playing The Pope
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
I'm making chili with beef ribs and chorizio, fresh poblanos, + fresh yellow chiles. Should I add red lentils at 6pm PST? I normally use black eyed peas, but I am trying something new today
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is playing the religious right for ignorant hicks
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
While a frying pan is great for the stove, it should never be used as a steering wheel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump could win White House with the help of the monkeys that are flying out of my butt
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears release the only player on their team worth a damn. And they did it after everyone had unveiled their 53-man roster, so now he has no chance of playing for another team this season
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
The Stanford rapist's house is surrounded by a bunch of people openly carrying and making threats; the police chief is pictured calmly chatting with the armed, white protestors. Damn, this story is sure to evoke calm, rational discussion
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(AP)
 
 
 
Umpires at US Open are having to tell players to put their cell phones away while they're playing
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The biggest question occupying the collective consciousness of the UK today is, "What the hell kind of gyrating dance was Ed Balls doing on Strictly Come Dancing?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eight taken to hospitals after gravity-defying ride doesn't defy gravity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newspaper endorses Gary Johnson, saying, "Neither Donald Trump nor Hillary Clinton meets the fundamental moral and professional standards we have every right to expect of an American president"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican leaders worry that Trump has done permanent damage to the GOP and are trying to figure out how to salvage the party after the election
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Iowa Hawkeyes' Josey Jewell ejected for trying to decapitate an opponent
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Married British MP Keith Vaz resigns after he was spotted partying with male prostitutes and his frequent hookups with men were revealed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Experts recommend staying at least 100m away when Humpback whales are breaching. Here's why
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Protip: Running over students can be minimized by obeying school bus stop signs. (Warning: Graphic Video)
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Got $3.8 million lying around? You can buy the house Chipotle's founder built with burrito money
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Fri September 02, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
President Obama to focus on lying on the beach
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite his wild week of partying after the Olympics, Usain Bolt has decided to run back to his girlfriend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not saying the GOP is getting nervous or anything, but Mitch McConnell's super-PAC is dropping $8 million in NORTH CAROLINA to shore up the re-election campaign of Sen. Richard Burr, sir
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender are two gorgeous people who reportedly spent a lot of 'The Light Between Oceans" playing hide-the-Oscar. So why are their love scenes so limp?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump say it is "pretty amazing" that so many of his father's Hispanic advisers have renounced their support since Trumps big immigration speech, because it's the same farked up shiat he's been saying since the primaries, so why dump him now?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr out for the rest of 2016. NASCAR still trying to find a way to give him a Chase waiver
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(Pew Internet)
 
 
 
Pew Research Center releases its annual study on American reading habits. The findings: print isn't dying, quite yet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone cut all of Tim Curry's terrifying movie laughs together. And it's very scary
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
College football power teams usually open their schedule with a creampuff game to get some nice onfield experience before playing the "serious" games. Of course, not all creampuffs are created equal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pouting about having to let black people vote, North Carolina now trying to keep the working class from voting
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Oh...Canada. "Mounties were called to a gas station at two in the morning last week because a man had taken his clothes off and was bathing his genitals in milk after accidentally spraying himself with bear spray"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently when it comes to leaving a restaurant tip and saying 'thanks' for a free $400 meal, Serena Williams commits a double fault
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome back to yet another Friday Fark Gaming thread What have you been playing this week? Stellaris? MOO? Fallout 4? NMS? Watching the bodies pile up in CK2: The Reaper's Due? Maybe some D&D5e or old Gygax modules? Pull up a chair and let us know
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Some Big Guy)
 
 
 
Mario Balotelli traded from Liverpool for lack of goals, weighing 400 pounds while playing in orange Chuck Taylors and cooking pasta all day
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
There's no need to continue punishing Penn State. They've learned their lesson. They now realize glorifying a college football coach does not take precedence over victims of... oh goddamnit
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(Vice)
 
 
 
PewDiePie was briefly banned from Twitter for saying he was joining ISIS
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Spraying for zika also effective at wiping out honeybees: "It's like visiting a cemetery"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The camera really does add 10 pounds. Barrel length and focal distortion are the reason that I look morbidly jolly in my selfies. Spending all of my waking hours trying to bury my feelings by eating cheesecakes has nothing to do with it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR finally tackles that group of vile, evil, despicable individuals who are trying to kill the rest of us
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your name is Donald Trump, you get offered penthouse suites at hotels, first-class upgrades on airlines, letters about buying properties, and congratulations when the United States Football League team owned by Donald J. Trump wins a game
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West wants to design school uniforms to end classism and bullying worldwide, fails to realize that will do the opposite. Bonus: he wants to start in Chicago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother is dying, and my father has decided that when she passes, he will not tell his institutionalized adopted brother because he worries it will cause him to descend back into drugs. I say he has to know. Who's right?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Legendary 80s NY punk guy Harley Flanagan, founder of the Cro-Mags, is now a mellow 49-year-old jiu-jitsu instructor to the stars, and is publishing a memoir. "I'm not trying to be [a legend]. I am one. It's not like a job I'm applying for"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't discuss paying for the wall with President Nieto of Mexico. Nieto on Twitter: "At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump, I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Slow news day = a comprehensive list of the most horrifying college mascots. The Southern Illinois Saluki would make a loyal pet for Freddy Kruger
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As Manchester City GK Joe Hart goes off to Torino in search of playing time, veteran Italian league watchers give him and other British players some unsolicited advice: don't get drunk. "It's bad publicity and conforms to stereotypes"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Go on with with your daily routine, no need to panic now that a massive asteroid has already zoomed terrifyingly close to the Earth that we didn't know about
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Tue August 30, 2016
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that signal is not aliens, but it is almost certainly not aliens
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
How do you drown out the most annoying sound in the world? With the second most annoying sound in the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After four years of negotiations, Southwest pilots are flying high over new four-year contract
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Academy of Country Music: We are introducing the Merle Haggard award | Sturgil Simpson: You know ol' Merle hated y'all stinking lying crappy bro country BS right? you ran him out of town
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Stealing things is wrong and theft is a crime. Unless you're playing centerfield
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: "People are trying to kill me because I believe in the Bible"
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's time to start singing, "Ding Dong, the Witch is dead," but does that look like a house falling from the sky to you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Trump camp thinks it is VERY unfair that the media is focusing on the tweet Trump sent out trying to use the death of Dwyane Wade's cousin for political gain and not the condolence tweet sent "right after" by which they mean "several hours later"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top signs your relationship might be doomed: "Don't ask me what I was thinking when I married the only Canadian who was incapable of saying sorry"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rural EMS to stop carrying EpiPens over cost hikes. Peanuts, bee stings seen giving each other high fives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SETI isn't saying it's aliens, but a powerful radio signal has been detected from near a star almost identical to the sun, 95 light years away
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Nothing, just Thor Odinson chilling in Australia with his new flatmate Darryl, enjoying some downtime
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Murder suspect to represent himself in court, saying he knows everything he needs to know about lawyers by watching TV
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teacher facing suspension after forcing the only black girl in her class to play a slave trying to escape via the underground railroad
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Truck carrying digger strikes pedestrian bridge over motorway, causing it to collapse onto another truck and a motorbike. And Subby saw the whole thing happen in his rear view mirror as it happened two seconds after he'd passed under the bridge
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fairbanks is home to the largest battery in the world, as well as ... look, it's 13,760 individual NiCad cells, each one as big as a PC and weighing 165 pounds. Other cities might have nice batteries, but Fairbanks' is big, that's all they're saying
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just when you thought there were enough terrifying creatures in nature to freak you out, along comes another contender
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing photo you'll ever see on the internet of a couple who's been married 62 years saying goodbye to each other as they get ready to be taken away to different nursing homes. I'll be in my funk
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
While the Mane 6 are away, Discord will play, but with the guys playing D&D? Will there be enough Mountain Dew to go around? Find out in My Little Pony - Dungeons & Discords, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"John Cleese is in talks to make a surprise return to the BBC for a major sitcom, a year after saying he would never work for the broadcaster again"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Posting video of you riding manatee. New hotness: Posting video of you playing with sea turtle hatchlings
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Fri August 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lochte responds to Brazil charges by saying he won't respond to Brazil charges
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Brent Spiner remembers giving up his awesome Night Court gig to take a chance on playing a robot that Patrick Stewart pronounced wrong
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thrilled with recent press coverage, white supremacists are playing saxophones, posing for photos, and holding videoconferences. Stormfront's even giving away black garden gnomes that will totally respect white culture
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trying to break a slump, Josh Donaldson used Nolan Arenado's bat ... and he homered. Thank-you note in 3 ... 2 ...1
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Drug companies pay millions of dollars to jack up drug prices, thereby making millions of dollars. Hey waitaminute. You know if you don't spend so much trying to jack up prices, you'd have the same bottom line while making drugs affordable
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist George Lakoff has studied the mouth and words for years, and he cautions everyone that Donald Trump believes and means everything he has been saying on the campaign trail--whether it's his Great Wall of Racism or killing people
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More contagious than the plague, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Crusader Kings II: The Reaper's Due launches, and Worms W.M.D. rolls out. What games have you been playing lately? NMS? MOO? Stellaris? Fallout 4? Tetris? Let us know
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter's five stages of grief. Though they left off the sixth stage, which is flying in her mortar while waving about her pestle in order to return to her chicken-legged hut so she can plot her return
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
What killed the ancient bear? Veganism. Just sayin'
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing oral sex on woman laying on beach boardwalk at 1 PM. Told cops he was an "emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is dying so banks are curtailing lending activity to avoid risk. Also, its opposite day today, it was opposite day yesterday, and it will remain opposite day until the next bailout
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain suggests that maybe, just maybe, there MIGHT be a connection between a report he wrote identifying billionaire Robert Mercer's hedge fund as a major tax cheat and the fact that Mercer is giving a shiat-ton of money to his primary opponent
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Forbes releases list of highest-paid actors in the world, and Brad Pitt is staying even with Akshay Kumar, but he's not bank like Shah Rukh Khan is
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American Heart Association issues first guidelines ever for sugar consumption for children, saying they should be eating less than six teaspoons worth a day. U.S. kids: Then what about after breakfast?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
On the eve of its 25th birthday, the Super Nintendo is the reason you're still playing video games
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"She needed her friend to say it was okay to leave her complicated existence behind and become the flying wife of Idris Elba in a world where all white men were sandwiches." (Not safe for work or Sanity)
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
If we were playing a game where the object was to find the most amazing, tremendous example of Trump blinders in existence, I have just thrown down a Royal Flush
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(The Local)
 
 
 
'Halal drinks' manufacturer allegedly supports radical Islamists, sparking a terrifying new turn in the Cola Wars
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sure, ATV riders trespassing on your property is annoying, but it's not "string a cable across the trail neck-height" annoying
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If Billy Hamilton could hit people would be calling him the best outfielder in baseball. Of course if Billy Hamilton could hit he'd be playing somewhere besides Cincinnati
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hiker found alive after a month playing a real-life version of the Long Dark in the New Zealand wilderness
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Your phone tends to run slower in the summer, and it's not because of all the kids out and about sucking up wifi and being annoying and when the heck does school start again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacific islanders fleeing nuclear related problems. I'm not saying it's Godzilla related, but it's Godzilla related
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman slashes her husband with a pair of scissors after he drinks her beer. I'm not saying she should have done it, but I understand
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump regrets saying that he regrets saying things
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The real news here ought to be just the opposite: Donors to the Clinton Foundation may believe they are buying Hillary Clinton's political allegiance, but the reality is that they are not
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hillary's nationwide lead is expanding as Trump's campaign grows increasingly desperate. Varying different approaches are being considered. Common sense approach conspicuously absent from the list
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can own the original station wagon from National Lampoon's Vacation, perfect for tying dogs to the bumper and aunts to the roof
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Best Korea is laying landmines near the the Truce Village, apparently to prevent defections by its soldiers. But seeing as how they are using soldiers to PLANT the mines, they may not have thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If Orcas were trying to eat you, you'd jump in the boat, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli supports the CEO whose company manufactures EpiPen, saying that because she increased the price from $57 to $318--and gotten a salary jump from $2 million to $19 million--she is "one of the good guys"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
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Tue August 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's Hudson the baby muskox playing soccer. You're welcome
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's an upside to global warming?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The foundry now deploying Super Heavy Infantry Vehicles to deal with the Chryssalid threat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Are we on the brink of a restaurant recession? People aren't paying for overpriced food like they used to
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Normal ex-police officers don't threaten to beat the mayor with a gun at city hall while carrying an ax and cocaine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump's personal expenses got a lot more expensive once campaign donors were paying for them. So? That means Trump is a good business man, say people who have a hard time avoiding Nigerian email scams
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Half-naked, deaf man gets tased trying to swallow sock full of crack cocaine after he evidently didn't hear police telling him to stop
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Father and son were playing catch on the shoulder of a busy highway as they were waiting for a tow truck and the ball landed on the road. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
America, sure you don't want this person you're trying to put in the White House ...and she will be elected in a landslide. But hey, get ready for the winner-by-default president
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obamacare is dying because of Democrats
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're trying to stop your drunk friend from driving home, don't lay down in front of her BMW--she'll just treat you like a speed bump
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Sun August 21, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols hits 583rd career home run, tying Mark McGwire* for 10th on baseball's all-time leaderboard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got carded for buying cigarettes. That's no big deal except that I turned of age to buy them 16 farking years ago. What's made you scratch your head lately?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Format for Presidential debates announced. Each will be ninety minutes long, featuring one moderator who will ensure "thoughtful and substantive exchanges" occur, proving that no one in charge has been paying a lick of attention so far
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
ManU playing Southampton on a Friday at 3pm? Leicester v Arsenal headlining Saturday? Does Burnley stand a chance against Liverpool? Will the Hammers break in Olympic Stadium with a win over Bournemouth? This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Sat August 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember that saying, it's easier to say you're sorry than to get permission? Well, this Navy Seal who wrote a book about the Bin Laden raid without permission, might disagree since he now has to pay $6.6 million to the government
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Reds reliever gets back from his dad's funeral, works out of a jam, hits his first career home run, breaks no-crying-in-baseball rule
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Yay, flying cars. What took so long?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lyft is looking for a buyer. Apple, Uber, GM and others just aren't interested. Anyone have a few dollars laying around you're not doing anything with?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look, America, stop trying to make canned wine a thing. Just stop. It's for your own good
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The American Family Association has been urging like-minded Christians to boycott Target over the company's decision to not worry about which bathroom people use; now they're saying if the boycott fails, "Christians will not be able to pee anywhere"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A look at how Breitbart turned on Lyin' Ted Cruz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brietbart's DC editor penned an "open letter" calling Trump "dangerous" and saying his proposed policies posed a "serious threat" to the country; but he only wrote it because he was trying to get his ex-reporter Michelle Fields fired from her new job
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
I'm going out on a limb here and saying no, he didn't take his medication
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We've all been playing checkers while Trump has been playing 3D chess. He doesn't want the presidency; he wants Trump TV to happen. And it will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Malia Obama 'attends wild party in Martha's Vineyard and is rushed out by the Secret Service as cops shut it down'. It seems she is trying to outdo the Bush twins
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll calls out Russell Wilson for not trying hard enough, after two sacks per quarter in his last game. In other news, Wilson is rumored to be on the Eddy Lacy fitness plan
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Obama couldn't be more of a menace to this nation's interests if he were trying to be -- and thus, coupled with his stated intentions, it is reasonable to assume he is and irresponsible to downplay the suspicion
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials unsure who is dumber; the police chief who tipped off his friend prior to a raid, or the friend who hid the stolen goods but left the meth and guns lying around
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that corn on the cob and grab your wallets, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? No Man's Sky? Stellaris? Fallout 4? MOO? Some tabletop 5e? What, if any, early access games have caught your eye?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump can't remember what he regrets saying
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Right, next vote: All in favor of staying here and being washed out to sea, please raise your right hand"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders will not be filing the financial disclosure forms like every other candidate. What is he trying to hide?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So that police officer that robbed them may have been a pissed off security guard trying to stop the US swimmers from drunkenly breaking into a bathroom
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People are saying these pictures of Trump leaning on lecterns as he speaks means he's too weak to be President. Does it mean he's sick? I don't know, I'm just saying what other people are saying to me
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Alt-goth Nosferatu Billy Corgan confirms he's trying to reunite the original lineup of The Smashing Pumpkins
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt and Ana Faris are trying to enjoy breakfast when Courtney Love shows up and opens her Hole
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's largest flying aircraft, known as the flying bum, makes successful asscent
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How tough are the weapons laws in China? Teen sentenced to life in prison for buying toy gun replicas online
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
When you're the leader of a hate group that routinely blames natural disasters on gay people, it can be a little awkward trying to explain why your house just got wiped out in a natural disaster
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
While you are listening to a tune on your iPhone, Japanese audiophiles are so obsessed with perfect sound quality that they're paying $10,000 to install private utility poles to make sure their setups have enough electricity to work perfectly
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican who wrote Benghazi mom's fiery RNC speech announces he can't support Donald Trump: "The only prospect more terrifying than voting for Hillary Clinton is not voting for her"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez' publicist says he will not be playing again this season. Yankee fans: Does batting .200 with 9 home runs even count for him playing this year?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Recently, the tide has turned on Trump with the media: "if Trump isn't going to even pretend to be vetting his sources and fact-checking his arguments, then the press isn't going to pretend to believe what he's saying"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
North Korea simultaneously solves the problems of stray dogs and food shortages while enjoying Springfield's favorite activity, Whacking Day
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
"When asked if he thought it was a good idea to pick up his vehicle while intoxicated, he replied by saying 'I am not incosicated'"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It erupted again as I was trying to pronounce the name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, subby knows Superman can fly because of Earth's yellow sun, but how does Superman speed up, turn around, or slow down when he's flying?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Product inaction created a honeypot for assholes" is a polite way of saying that Twitter never really understood the Greater Internet Farkwad Theory
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man refuses to have sex with his girlfriend so she kicks him in the face. Mugshot of girlfriend would indicate a flying dropkick followed by a figure-four leglock would have been her next move
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine philosophical thought experiments to ponder when you're lying awake at night
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taking leave of the remainder of his senses, Drudge accuses Hillary of copying Trump's hair
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor: Clinton is baiting Trump into saying stupid things. Probably by having a vagina or being a Democrat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venezuela raises wage by 50%, making it easier to save towards buying a ticket to get out of Venezuela
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen wants to see a sequel to Sausage Party. Hell, as long as it keeps him from trying to make a Pineapple Express sequel keep it going
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shopping for underwear? Go for it. Trying them on in the middle of the store? Heck, why not. Putting them back on the shelf? DIAF
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hyperbole: "Wyoming is trying to tax the wind." Reality: "There's no such thing as a free lunch"
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
The best ways to tell if someone is a psychopath include their penchant for taking a lot of selfies, not yawning with you, and paying for Fark
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are fears intense heat will turn New York City into a hellscape of flying cockroaches - or as one local put it: "actually an improvement"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how it was reported that Adele was playing half-time at the Superb Owl? Yeah, not so much
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now officially trying to redefine what "Freedom of the Press" means
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop gets a call about a 7-year-old Ohio boy trying to sell his teddy bear for food, so he buys the kid lunch, listens to his story, and saves the child and his siblings from uncaring parents who were then arrested for child neglect. Tag is for the cop
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin bought a painting a few years ago for $190,000 that may not have been the painting he thought he was buying and he's extremely grumpy about it
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops respond to emergency call reporting "paranormal activities" inside house, witness lights flashing, clothes flying around the room and see dog on top of a hedge. Surprisingly, not a promotion for The Conjuring 3
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
An over-sized rubber duck stolen from a New Hampshire home five years ago has returned...but not before the family received postcards and pictures from all over the world with the duck partying
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Now, on Action News Live, we have a man hit by a truck. Tell, me, sir, what was it like?" "Oh, god, I think I'm dying"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Experts meet to discuss tactics for preventing sex robots from destroying the human race
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How much does Samsung owe Apple for copying a few icons? The legal reasoning involves a century of absurdity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With today's release of last year's taxes, Hillary Clinton now has 38 years of tax returns available to the public. What is she trying to hide?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Fiji and expect anything to get accomplished today, we've got some bad news for you: chances are the only reason the country isn't completely hungover is that half of them (at least) are still partying
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' ex-girlfriend, who has made a porn movie about heir relationship, is very upset that since the Olympics the press won't...HEY where are you going? OVER HERE, now as she was saying, she's VERY UPSET the press won't leave her alone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cubs Outfielder Chris Coghlan asks for time with the bases loaded, doesn't get it, rips a game-tying two-RBI single to right anyway on an emergency swing in what became the Cubs season-high 10th straight win
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's still a red hot summer & your wallet won't get a break just yet. It's the Friday Fark gaming thread. This week No Man's Sky has released to tepid reviews. Did you pre-order it? Have you been playing other games? Fallout 4? Civ V? MOO? Tell us
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a Little Leaguer live his dream as he hits a walk-off grand slam in LLWS qualifying. Just like the big boys do
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An important investigation: Why is Starling Marte playing an accordion in the Pirates' clubhouse? Will he release an album soon?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"It's a bit worrying to see security techniques from the 1990s used in new vehicles"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is an object lesson in the problems of machine learning. Many people are saying here comes the science, maybe it is, I don't know
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Subby is not pointing fingers or saying anything 'MIGHT' be wrong ...but something is going on with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Trump surrogate is read an actual quote from Donald Trump, completely destroying his argument, live on CNN. Silent hilarity ensues
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's Baconator fries return to menu, ready to Baconate your taste buds with bacon-fried goodness accompanying your Baconator burger and Diet Coke
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Planning on enjoying the Perseids tonight? Its parent comet may come back to kill us, with 28 times the power of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump is trying to get elected president with the old "Yeah, I don't care if I win or not. Whatever" method
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(BBC)
 
 
 
So it's looking like the Chinese were lying when they said they weren't militarizing their fake islands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The last time an unhinged right wing politician demanded gun owners take action against a liberal, Sarah Palin aired an ad that culminated in a terrorist trying to assassinate Gabrielle Giffords
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We got the gold, why try harder? We got silver, we'll try harder next time. We got bronze, we're happy without trying at all
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yankees' Joe Girardi on not playing A-Rod: "My job description does not entail a farewell tour"
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