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headlines found matching 'Wind'
Sun May 19, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Spring is in full bloom. The weather is warmer, the skies are bluer, the air smells of flowers and renewed hope. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is taking a long drive with the windows rolled down ... and needs the perfect playlist
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Sat May 18, 2019
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Man arrested after suspicious fire on Evergreen Terrace. Neighbors reported as okily-dokily-doo
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Thu May 16, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking bets on how fast the national GOP disassociates itself from the Alabama abortion law. Update: WINDOW CLOSED. Wait, nevermind, California doesn't count. Action still open
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Windows cumulative update accidentally implements itself twice. Do two writes make a wrong?
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Wed May 15, 2019
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No injuries reported as window washers are trapped in a swinging basket at the top of skyscraper, either from falling, being smashed into the building, or having their sphincters pucker tight enough to make diamonds
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did a windmill Fark Trump's mother? Kill his father? Steal his girlfriend?
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Tue May 14, 2019
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Trump Brain Status: Bird Cemetery
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sloth very slowly thanks man who saved him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Texas high school senior who last month ran the 100m with a wind-assisted 9.98? Well, he just broke the National High School record which stood for 29 years
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Fri May 10, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo actually was liked by the crowd for once
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Thu May 09, 2019
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
The Elder Scrolls: Plagiarism Elsweyr
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Cop breaks car window with forearm, drags out passenger with hands up. Police chief: "We treated that suspect with the utmost respect." Let's roll the tape
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver decriminalizes magic mushrooms, and the elvish sky rains happy dancing toads upon the howling leather windmills feasting on the visions in your mind's eye, floating like a vermilion brick
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Wed May 08, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
The nuclear power industry has a vision for the future, one where meltdowns are smaller, greener, and much more aesthetically pleasing
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(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
Meghan and Harry name their son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. Prince Jughead reportedly thrilled
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, and if Greg won't get to the point during the meeting, I'm going to toss his ass out the window
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Tue May 07, 2019
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Study: The real cost of Renewable Fuel Standards is a lot, like 'Gone with the wind' a lot
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Mon May 06, 2019
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Not content with its 2% market share on Windows, Microsoft hopes to double that by releasing a version of its craptastic Edge browser for OS X
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Why was the tree wearing a parachute?
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Sun May 05, 2019
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Captain's logs, the sailing staple you nowadays associate with Star Trek voiceovers or MXC gags, are actually quite critical for climate change research, and need your help in transcribing them from handwritten originals to digital copies
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"What did the love bug say to the windshield?" "I don't have the guts to do that again"
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Sat May 04, 2019
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Environmentalists: Wind turbines good, power lines bad
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Fri May 03, 2019
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Protip - When you and your driver are performing a drive by shooting, always fire out the passenger side window. If you fire out the driver side window, it exposes the driver to potential harm, which can cause an automobile accident
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
Microsoft decides not to include 'friendly dates' in future Windows 10 updates. Linux has had this feature for 'about 10 years'
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists study the Great Whirl from space, hope to discover what happens to socks
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Thu May 02, 2019
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
I swear officer...this flying turtle just came out of nowhere and smashed into my windshield. Got any pizza?
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Bounce house migration season has started earlier than ever in the Pacific Northwest
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Bounce house migration season has started earlier than ever in the Pacific Northwest
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Interstellar rocket launch postponed by divine wind
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seeing a sunset from your window? Nice, but fairly ordinary. Seeing a sunset from the surface of Mars? NOW you've got something
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(Net prophet)
 
 
 
Not much you can do to return a serve when both the opponent and God are against you
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(Net prophet)
 
 
 
Not much you can do to return a serve when both the opponent and God are against you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again to make you panic and go out and loot the store shelves of survival goods: System off Florida may be 2019's first named Atlantic storm
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Wed May 01, 2019
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Drone follows tornado through Oklahoma fields - watch for it to hit the pond
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(NJPW World)
 
 
 
The Road to WRESTLING DONTAKU winds down with, not 1, but 2 elimination-rules tag matches. Can SANADA gain some momentum ahead of his IWGP Title match? Will Bullet Club assert its dominance over CHAOS? The action begins @ 5AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Tue April 30, 2019
(Wimp)
 
 
 
In Seoul South Korea, refrigerators are delivered through your windows
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Subby has no clever headline for this 'one in a million' image, but wondered if any of Fark's amateur or professional astro-photographers have any lucky, or just plain cool pictures they would like to share
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Beehives keep fallin' on my head
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Experts claim deadly Seattle crane crashed may have been caused by human error, tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Experts claim deadly Seattle crane crashed may have been caused by human error, tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Mon April 29, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ron Wood's ex-wife describes seeing UFO. They were great but not as good as Hawkwind or King Crimson
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Clayton Kershaw's 2-year-old son has already mastered his dad's windup. The throw? Not so much
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
"10 truly helpful Windows 10 tools you might not know about:" 1) Windows Uninstaller 2) Disk Formatter 3) Ubuntu Installer 4) WINE 5) Amazon App 6) Hammer for Office Space-ing 7) Mac Store App 8) Mac Express Shipping 9) Mac Installer 10) MS Paint
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(Action News Now)
 
 
 
Rather than spend time pruning trees, PG&E will just turn off power during high wind periods. Problem solved
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
What blows in the wind almost as much as spring pollen? Bounce houses
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Sun April 28, 2019
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Showing how he is now completely stable and has moved past the violence accusations, Chris Brown responds to Chvrches by hoping they walk in front of a speeding bus full of mental patients
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Sat April 27, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands feared trapped by cyclone Kenneth, as meteorologists ponder the increased frequency of powerful storms
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Fri April 26, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows minimal install specs balloons to 32 gigs of storage space. "Minimal" my ass
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Microsoft reveals plans to release Windows: Barefoot and Pregnant Edition
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Wed April 24, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows 'tabbed sets' will not see the light of day, so feel free to continue throwing everything on your desktop
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft blocks the latest Windows 10 update from computers with USB storage, because it randomizes your drive letters. Are they even testing these updates anymore?
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Tue April 23, 2019
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Biden sources: Maybe Biden will launch on Wednesday, maybe he won't ...depends which way the political winds are blowing
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Mon April 22, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
Most Democrats are more Centrist then radical left. In other news, the Overton window has fallen off the right side of the Flat Earth
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you gave every American a blank map of the United States featuring only state and county lines but no other markers, the majority could not place a dot on it within 50 miles of their own home's location
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Hurricane Michael upgraded to Category 5 after U.S. landfall, now one of only four Category 5 hurricanes to make landfall in the U.S
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Two dead in Texas after a plane crash at Shirley Williams airport. Yes, I am completely serious
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Sat April 20, 2019
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former CEO Charlie Ebersol finally explains what the hell happened to the AAF
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Time spent with a sweet cat is good for the soul ... and your recovery
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meteorologists track storms on maps and they show maps to people who are gonna die, but people who are gonna die can't read maps
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Fri April 19, 2019
(NHL)
 
 
 
BOS/TML best of 3 series starts at 7 PM ET. Out west, watching various Farkers post nut shot pics last night, the Avs attempt to deliver their own to Calgary @ 10 PM. (F. Bueller: "That's it, that's all there is. Go home, 1st round is winding down") SUP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Failure to apply regular Windows updates, or maybe the unsafe removal of a USB device, caused Notre Dame fire. Probably
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Thanks to scorching Greek winds, Britain will enjoy a hotter Easter weekend than the Canary Islands or Malibu. And for the first time in a long time, Brits will fire up the BBQ to steam some burgers
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A giant robot helped keep Notre Dame standing during the fire, although it was presumably only there looking for Sarah Connor
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Internet Explorer browser flaw threatens all Windows users" Yeah, yeah...the grass is green, the sky is blue, and the Pope is Catholic
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Wed April 17, 2019
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Microsoft let the domain for Windows Live Tiles lapse, someone claimed it and you can guess what happened next
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(The Dispatch)
 
 
 
🎵 Tornado time, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here 🎵
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Tue April 16, 2019
(The Register)
 
 
 
IOS 13 leaks suggest Apple is about to turn the iPad into a computer for grownups. How? By adding windows, of course
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Ten of the strangest things that have fallen from the sky. Not including cats and dogs
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Ten of the strangest things that have fallen from the sky. Not including cats and dogs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There is a vending machine outside of Austin Texas that sells whole pecan pies, beef jerky and chocolate pecans. Stay weird, Austin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...and apparently so is the microplastic
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...and apparently so is the microplastic
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Mon April 15, 2019
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Another day, another problem with Windows 10 updates
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Mailman asks 'how much is that doggie in the window'. Since this is Fark let's just say doggie responds
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wilboner
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Sun April 14, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Windows 10 is doing a great job persuading people to switch to a different operating system"
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Fri April 12, 2019
(Chron)
 
 
 
US Department of Energy "Here's $100M, go make even cleaner coal power"
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota state trooper demonstrates why the highway is closed
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
One, two, three. Three returning rocket cores - ah, ah, ah. Falcon Heavy's 2nd launch from Kennedy Space Center, window is open from 6:35pm EDT to 8:32pm. UPDATE: Launch scrubbed with a retry at the same time on Thursday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NBC New York meteorologist Chris Cimino drops the mic, a hot mic to be exact....then drops an F-bomb on air
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Tue April 09, 2019
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The coolest colorful cloud formation that was created by NASA above Norway you'll see all day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone...Windows 10 is still a piece of crap, but now, M$ says you don't have to "safely eject" your USB stick anymore. Livin' on the edge
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Mon April 08, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Israel embrace fascism today? *shakes magic 8-ball* *throws magic 8-ball out window* *CRASH* *checks calendar* Wait, let's check... it's a day ending in... *squints* "y." So, looks like... *reads tea leaves* *throws bones* yes
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(News24)
 
 
 
I saw 33 baby turtles
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Sun April 07, 2019
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
First forecast for the upcoming hurricane season has been put out by Colorado State University. Coming soon: The snow season outlook from Florida A&M
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Sat April 06, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
My company was just bought out and I am getting a huge windfall from my options. It's not enough to retire on, but a half million is definitely nice. What would you do with this money if you were in my shoes? Aside from one girl at the same time
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Fri April 05, 2019
(BGR)
 
 
 
Windows 10 will fix its worst feature, which is that it gave you 10/10 odds of upgrading to Windows 10. Future Windows 10s will come with the ability to not Windows 10 if you feel less-than-Windows-10. Windows 10
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cuomo says "only very rich people" can afford to drive into Manhattan. Well, "said..." more like "called out to a Post reporter from a crack in his limo window as he whooshed down Fifth Avenue"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boeing has identified another "relatively minor" software problem with the 737 Max, which in Boeingese likely means that the planes have a slight chance of exploding every time you raise the window shade
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Thu April 04, 2019
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
'Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds defended the state's growing wind industry Wednesday but chose not to criticize President Donald Trump's unfounded claims that the sound from wind turbines causes cancer.'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R) calls Donald Trump's claim that wind turbines cause cancer "idiotic". Subby is sure the President is going to take this rather harsh criticism with the kind of grace only a very stable genius is capable of
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Wed April 03, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So where did Trump get the idea that windmills cause cancer? If you had "from a long debunked conspiracy theory...again" then step up to claim your prize
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Windmills cause cancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can now watch porn in 5D at a cinema in Amsterdam. In other news, porn just proved the existence of an extra dimension, which is not surprising as porn is usually first
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic waterspout sent from Cthulhu leaves buildings in ruins
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic waterspout sent from Cthulhu leaves buildings in ruins
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Mon April 01, 2019
(Some IT Guy)
 
 
 
Check out the awesomeness that is Windows 98 Second Edition and Internet Explorer 5.0
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will GameStop survive the digital videogame transition, or will it wind up being worth 5% of its purchase price for trade-in value?
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Sun March 31, 2019
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"An unattended fire pit during high wind is not a good idea," said Fire Captain Obvious
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari locks out the front row with LeClerc beating Vettel for the pole. Mercedes locks out row 2 with Hamilton going off 3rd. Forecast is dry and 80 degrees. This is your Formula 1 Bahrain Grand Prix on ESPN2 at 11 AM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pregnant meteorologist slammed by some of her audience for blocking too much of the weather map
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Sat March 30, 2019
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It would actually save money to just close three-quarters of US coal plants and replace them with wind and/or solar
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Fri March 29, 2019
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's rally speech called "Breaking Wind News"
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
If you don't want to wind up in Disney jail you should probably not bring your cigarettes into the park. Yeah, that's right, Disney JAIL
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Court dismisses lawsuit by man against his employer for "bullying" the man by farting in his general direction. Court declines to rule on the victim's father's lineage, what his mother smelled like
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what a Big Mac would taste like after being flown 24 miles up, then today you finally have you answer: "It's not nice. It's drying my mouth out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bad news: no hovercraft yet. Good news: grab an umbrella
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bad news: no hovercraft yet. Good news: grab an umbrella
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Thu March 28, 2019
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
After multiple weapons-related stops, police unsure who was the bigger idiot: The guy wearing a ski mask while driving, or the guy who had so many guns in his car that he couldn't throw them out the window fast enough during pursuit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News station encourages anchors to use teenage slang, winds up getting turnt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Very Stable Genius Trump explains to Sean Hannity why he killed the renewable energy initiative: "We would have been powered by wind, which wouldn't have worked by the way because it only blows sometimes and lots of problems come about"
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Wed March 27, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French farmers: Wind turbines and solar panels are reducing cow farts
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Tue March 26, 2019
(KGOU Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma where the murder-for-hire trial for a 2018 candidate for governor is now sweepin' down the plane. And the allegedly mistreated tigers don't particularly smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain. No tag for Oklahoma, not okay
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Policemen show true entrepreneurial initiative by skipping the middleman (courts) when it comes to asset forfeiture
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Turkey vulture smashes through the office window of Stephen A. Smith. Stephen A. Smith unavailable for an all-caps comment
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man live-streams dwindling beer supply during Cyclone Veronica in Australia...because what else is there to do when you're about to get wiped out
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
What weather is hazardous to flying? Got a story?
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(Bethesda Dot Net)
 
 
 
In celebration of the 25th Anniversary of The Elder Scrolls, Bethesda is giving everyone free Morrowind
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"To truly join the ranks of accepted regional pizza styles like Detroit, New Haven, New York, or Chicago, I wrote, Kansas City-style pizza should ___"
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Hobbits are having fireworks again with Rocket Lab planning to put an experimental satellite owned by the wizard DARPA. Launch window is 11:30-15:30 Monday for every Baggins, Buffiin, or Proudfoot. That's 6:30-10:30 PM ET Sunday for you mere humans
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
One more thing that is trying to kill you in Australia: the weather. Fark: two cyclones in two days
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Humans actually think like computers. Unfortunately, for many it's a computer run by Windows Vista
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
First textbook in marine renewable energy explores harnessing ocean power, Why yes, the authors are A. Quaman and P. Namor. Why do you ask?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Well now we know who stole the deep state's weather control machine
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Thu March 21, 2019
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's Defender antivirus now available for Macs so Mac users can now experience the same stability and security Windows users have appreciated for years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sycophant's sycophant to interview the object of her sycophancy. Sycophanception incoming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Owner of the most comfortable couch in Washington calls Trump the worst kind of dumb in his own tweet storm
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Attention, everyone: Tucker Carlson is sick and tired of seeing all the endless, relentless leftist propaganda about climate change
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Wed March 20, 2019
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here; just the GOP leader refusing to testify in the Wisconsin gerrymandering case. Move along, citizen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas homeowner doesn't fall for the old snake ruse of "lets cut the cable and lure the human under the house so we can eat him," and instead calls for help to remove 45 rattlesnakes from under his house. Nice try snakes
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Cool: Formerly homeless Jersey City teen gets accepted into college. Mega cool: All 18 colleges he applied to
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather live near wind farms than suck on tailpipes for the sweet, sweet freedom
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
"I am the past. So is Morrowind. I love Morrowind dearly. It is one of few games I have had dreams about - but it is not the future"
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent tries to sober up after night in which she got naked and broke a hurricane-proof window. It caused a lot of pane
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Sat March 16, 2019
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Hey, wanna learn how to make your Android phone look like a Windows phone? What, I'm just asking. Oh come on, there's no need to ... Please stop laughing. STOP LAUGHING AT ME
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Fri March 15, 2019
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
That mountain of jiggly foam flooding the streets of Hartford, WI is not the result of a gigantic beer spill
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
If you're a Windows 7 user who missed the Windows 10 upgrade notices the first time, Microsoft has some good news for you
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Thu March 14, 2019
(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Not news: High winds cause traffic problems. News: High winds blow cars off road. Fark: Train cars
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: 18-wheeler picked up and blown over by 'bomb cyclone' winds near Amarillo, TX today
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: 18-wheeler picked up and blown over by 'bomb cyclone' winds near Amarillo, TX today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail documents chaos caused by Storm Gareth and 27-hour WEATHER BOMB. Enormous lorry queues; mountain goats blown into town centres; women battling with high winds; awkward plane landings; and more
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flyover portion of the country about to become swim-through portion
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Are you in the path of the 'bomb cyclone' blizzard? Did you go to the store to buy ingredients for French toast yet? Are you ready?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Batten down the lawn chairs, Gareth is coming
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's "Pass out drunk", "fall down drunk", "Make an ass out of yourself drunk" and then there's "Rage into a pub with a running chainsaw, smash your ex's windshield and threaten to blow her house up while her children were inside" drunk. Dad?
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Mon March 11, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit will cost the UK £1,000,000,000 a month, though if the pound keeps devaluing who knows what that would be in real money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Thoughts and Prayers weren't strong enough for Alabama. Let's send stronger Thoughts and Prayers this time
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Sun March 10, 2019
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A full breath-taking animation, made by people breathing in windows across the town of Newcastle
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Sat March 09, 2019
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The weather is warming so it's time for the annual "rescuing of the idiots" articles
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The weather is warming so it's time for the annual "rescuing of the idiots" articles
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Axios)
 
 
 
Goodbye normalcy, though Trump never knew you at all, you had the grace to run like hell while those around you stayed and kept betraying the country, collecting a paycheck. And it seems to me you resigned in time, like a candle in the wind
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
The latest Windows 10 update is causing performance issues in some games. Does anyone miss autoexec.bat yet
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(The Windows Blog)
 
 
 
Microsoft embrace of open source continues as they release a key component of the windows experience....oh it's the calculator. Never mind
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Patient steals ambulance, winds up as patient in another ambulance
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katelyn Ohashi scores another perfect 10 floor routine, makes it look not only easy but fun. Meantime subby tried sitting down and missed his chair
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(VG Nett (Norway))
 
 
 
The "Tinder Swindler" who seduces and swindles young women for millions and is a fugitive from justice in several countries has been tracked down
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Mon March 04, 2019
(CBC)
 
Video
 
Subby is drunk and just saw a moose looking in his second story window
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Switzerland, not known for being fun, funnily presents Supercars... On... Ice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine science fiction and fantasy books to look forward to in March--none of which are The Winds of Winter
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Sat March 02, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Do you like snow? I mean, REALLY like snow? Well then this is the weekend you've been waiting for, Mr. Snow Miser
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm ongoing problems with Windows patches. This is not a repeat from any time in the past 30 years
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accuweather predicts there will be exactly--(reads entrails)--1,075 tornados in 2019
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Recent storms rolling through did not rain on anyone's wedding day but the high winds did blow down the tornado siren
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New study shows that Windows users are "baffled" by updates. Also by walking and chewing gum, toasting bread, locking down a trash can lid, shiny objects, loud noises, using the TV remote, soap, etc
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If Climate change is a Chinese hoax, then they must also have a superweapon that creates Category 5 tropical cyclones in the middle of winter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Typhoon Wutip is northern hemisphere's first ever category 5, ain't nothing to fark with
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Tue February 26, 2019
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
A strip club, a church and a gas station: Neenah community shelters I-41 crash victims
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Those Windows updates always come at the worst time
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dog catches 83-yard frisbee toss at Orlando Apollos football game. You goooo BOY
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Mon February 25, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN posts its weekly "watch this airplane try to land in strong winds" video. Look guys, we've all seen a crab landing before, so why don't you just move along and...okay wait, WTF is wrong with this British Airways A320?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank returns tonight (8PM ET) as the DJ listens to the wind howl outside. Tonight, 2 hours of songs whose title begins with "B"
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
'Broken windows' theory implies that the environment leads to crime. But maybe we should be focusing on the social networks of the small minority that are responsible for most serious crimes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America's favorite fear network tells the gripping tale of the "ice tsunami"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How scared is the GOP of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? As their new chairperson, the California GOP elect a Millennial, who just happens to be a Latina AND has three names. Meet JMP, the GOP's AOC-wannabe
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Sun February 24, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's wind and waves are similar to those that wrecked the Cat Stevens, and started Edmund Fitzgerald's singing career
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Sat February 23, 2019
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michiganders, we're about to be hit by a "Bomb Cyclone". And no...I didn't know what the hell that meant until I RTFA
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Fri February 22, 2019
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Ah, the good old days, back when rules were rules and you had a good view out of your cell window at Alcatraz
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Do weather people sit around saying "What can we call somewhat unusual weather events to get them the most news coverage?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ames, Iowa police having fun on Twitter before snow/ice storm
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon part 3 for the Midwest this week
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon part 3 for the Midwest this week
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Taco Bell opens 'slide-thru' window at ski resort, which is also what the food will do in your digestive system
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's snowing. In parts of Los Angeles
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Thu February 21, 2019
(NASA)
 
 
 
Think it's cold where you are? Well, quit your whinging, except you Montana, you can proceed
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Think it's cold where you are? Well, quit your whinging, except you Montana, you can proceed
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Mars is more extreme than anything you could find on Earth." Red Bull hoping to sponsor future X-games there
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Ocean waves are getting stronger... and Leon's getting laaaaarger
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Ocean waves are getting stronger... and Leon's getting laaaaarger
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Tue February 19, 2019
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
High angle rescue offered as an add on attraction at Sea World San Diego
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man rescued from quicksand. Wait, quicksand is real not something invented by the writers of Gilligan's Island?
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Sun February 17, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This guy thought a wrench was the right tool to use to fix the screen on his 12th floor window. He thought wrong
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Fri February 15, 2019
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
And now the rebuttal: the good side of the Polar Vortex. It's an ill wind that blows nobody well
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windmill
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(ThisWeek Community News)
 
 
 
Badly damaged car on train tracks with three dead, including one outside the vehicle; large amounts of cash blowing in the wind. No train in sight. I'm liking the new season of Fargo already
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(Today)
 
 
 
Oh noes Toto: National Weather Service in Cleveland issues a "small dog warning" due to 50-mph winds
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla's "Dog Mode" will display a cool temperature while everyone is smashing in your windows rescuing your good boys
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Thu February 14, 2019
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says "nobody deserves to be this rich" in talking about himself. Especially the guy who stuck millions of people with computers running off Windows Vista
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This time we may have to call it El Niñ
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Headline: "Donald Trump's Twitter feed to be analysed at Edinburgh Science Festival" Objective: To determine if Trump is insane. Fark: Yer bum's oot the windae, ye ferret-festooned numpty
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery." Bill Watterson. Hah, looking out the window, I must be rich. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, snow day edition
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"He is a menace to the entire building. He is coming up and down our fire escape. He's tapping on my window." And he wanders the halls with a knife or in his underwear
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Jimmy Johnson makes big announcement about his future racing plans
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
All right stop collaborate and listen, ice is out and you just may need some friction. That someone grabbing you tightly? He's a cop ready to give you a place to stay nightly
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Tue February 12, 2019
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you're going to speed between a fire truck and a deputy stopped at an accident scene in the snow, at least stop and buy them new underwear - with video
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey sewer authority generates more power than it uses by harnessing the unlimited potential of renewable resources such as wind, solar, and meatball grease
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Torn from the pages of the Windsor Star: dastardly counterfeiters are passing off "hell money" in the Leamington area. Remember, genuine Canadian currency has transparencies, metallic elements, and is clearly labelled "Canadian Tire"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You don't tug on superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger, and you don't fly a drone in Myanmar's capital
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"The forecast calls for strong winds, snowstorms, and the possibility of power outages. That was your weather for Hawaii. And now, sports"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft finds that 70% of Windows security flaws are related to memory safety. This is good news for Rust programmers
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
If you haven't uninstalled Windows 10 by now, there's a small chance that you can wrest back control of your machine's updates
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Sun February 10, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Smoking can kill, but usually not this fast
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Wed February 06, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Norway to build world's first submerged, floating road tunnel. It will be full of Chevys, Lincolns and Fjords
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Tue February 05, 2019
(South West News Service)
 
 
 
Five-year-old quadruple amputee is preparing for a half marathon. Subby got winded just typing this
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco International Airport is opening a new observation deck, and if Photo 3 is any indication, it's apparently intended to be a space to blow off pre-flight stress
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(The Daily Beast)
 
Video
 
Man steals Obama mannequin from lingerie store window, leaving princess-outfit-wearing Trump mannequin untouched
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Mon February 04, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia man accused of swindling fans out of $750,000 in Super Bowl tickets. Those three people are still angry about missing the game
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After its self-pleasuring Rewind video got slammed by angry dislike mob, YouTube ponders removing Dislike button to protect video creators' tender egos from similar mob action
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump appointed prosecutor was so busy tilting at the windmills of immigrant voter fraud, he missed the hulking giant that was the NC republican voting fraud scheme
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Sun February 03, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wild turkey crashes through second floor window of home. Police report: "Officers attempted to make contact with the suspect but he would only respond with fowl language"
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Sat February 02, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Somebody notify William Shatner, there's a flight attendant on the wing of the plane
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember how Californians were laughing at the rest of the frozen USA this past week, what with their "chilly" highs of 60 or so? Well, weather karma is a biatch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ He's mister Snow Miser, it's time to go / Bye polar cold vortex, good riddance ten below / Now here comes Heat Miser, to warm up our butts, with a temperature flux... / Wait, we're f*cked? ♬
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Fri February 01, 2019
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you live in a polar vortex? Are you really bored? Then go outside and throw boiling water into the air. It's actually more entertaining than it sounds (with video of a lot of cold people)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fire chief looks like he needs a lightsaber and a tauntaun after fighting blaze in -50 degree wind chill
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thinking Americans: Nobody could say anything dumber than Jim Hoft about green energy heating one's house. Tucker Carlson: Hold my beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thinking Americans: Nobody could say anything dumber than Jim Hoft about green energy heating one's house. Tucker Carlson: Hold my beer
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Looking for a job? Do you know the difference between a resume and a CV?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Take great care, my friend, not to break wind when you are dancing since if you do so you will be a real pig," and other Renaissance dance etiquette recommendations. Gentlemen, securely tie your codpiece
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is over, so have some snow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subzero claims 8th fatality, looks to unload on Johnny Cage in the next round
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Mom leaves two toddlers in car in sub-zero wind chills for hours in bar parking lot while she gets hammered inside
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're from dirty Jersey and thought you'd at least have toilet paper to make it through the month, the historic Marcal Paper plant appears to be lost as below zero wind chills make for nightmare blaze. SOL for you
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
In case anybody gives a damn, 'Gone With the Wind' is returning to movie theaters
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Wed January 30, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Me: I really can't stay. My bed: Baby it's cold out there
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
That's not a beach ball. THIS is a beach ball
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
Wind-chill is meaningless, says a non-homeless person from inside his heated office
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Sub-Zero temperatures no match for 80-year-old crossing guard. Scorpion, Raiden a different story
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 28, 2019
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Step 1) Open window. Step 2) Throw stuff out window
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The fine for swindling veterans out of their benefits is now a steep $1, and you have to promise not to do it again
source: theintercept.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 25, 2019
(Freezing Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind chill fighter
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Boeing's flying car just completed its first test flight. World's dogs excited by prospect of sticking head out window
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Thu January 24, 2019
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared is trying to be William Wallace in Braveheart, but he doesn't realize Trump is Longshanks and Jared is the guy who gets thrown out a window. Oh and McConnell is the guy with syphilis
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Wed January 23, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Today's most Canadian story ever comes with an even more Canadian correction, as a Nova Scotia windstorm blows an ice-resurfacing machine (NOT a zamboni, you philistines) into a ditch
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hey look - something beautiful in Cleveland
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hey look - something beautiful in Cleveland
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Tue January 22, 2019
(gHacks)
 
 
 
"Windows 10 can run all of your Windows 7 apps, except for the ones it can't." Gee, thanks for clearing that up Microsoft
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Private Indiana park to host fenced cougar hunt June28-29. Entry tickets on sale February 22nd
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