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78 headlines found matching 'White House'
Thu May 21, 2015
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gyrocopter pilot who landed at the White House due in court today, hopes he can make it quick so he can return to menacing Mad Max
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chairman of Benghazi Committee XIV Trey Gowdy (R-eally pointy head) demands John Kerry find the receipt from a breakfast at Denny's in Tucson from March of 2008 in order to provide the first "complete" investigation
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Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has decided now that he wouldn't have invaded Iraq, after first saying that he would have, then saying he misheard the question, and then saying it was mean to the troops. This is the kind of decisive action America needs in the White House
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New information proves that a current White House advisor has hacked electronic voting machines
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
"It's Barack." "Obama." "Your President." "Way"
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For conservatives, the hope doesn't change
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina promises to do for the US what she did for HP. And Lucent. And AT&T
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Tue April 28, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warren, you've said you're not running in 2016, how do you expect to be heard then? Senator Warren: "Do you think I'm *not* forcing a debate?" She then proceeded to beat the reporter with a rubber noodle
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Mon April 27, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ryantology pops on the O'Mall train over Hill-dog. That's whatz up, biatches
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush hopes recent 30 pound weight loss will win him the presidency. Democrats say no matter how many pounds he loses, he'll never be able to shed his brother's eight years in the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Top 10 jokes by President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick was wishing he hadn't left his video camera at home after he found himself standing behind Chrissy Teigen at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
At the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, Obama brought out the one person he's been holding back on: his anger translator
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It cost $64M among the top 10 lobbying groups during the first 3 months of the year to tell Congress and the White House how to think. So if you have $2.1M/month to spend, you too can get your voices heard
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Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl Champs met with the President at the White House with one notable absence: Tom Brady. President said to be deflated by missing a chance to meet the greatest Quarterback of all time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Governor Bat Boy accuses White House of bullying him, then threatens GOP state senators he'll veto funds for their districts' hospitals, projects if they don't support his desire for $673 million in tax cuts
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Wed April 22, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP 2016 field to acquire a terrible VP candidate on May 4th, causing their stock to immediately tank
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Head of DEA will resign to spend more time at drug cartel sex parties
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASCAR champion Kevin Harvick visits the White House. No word on whether Joe Biden insisted on racing his Trans Am against the #4 in the Rose Garden
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Mic)
 
 
 
"The president should request an income for Michelle Obama and all future first spouses in the next White House budget. It would send a powerful signal that equal pay is an important principle at the highest level of government"
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Fri April 17, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire WITH Obama to allow him to enact foreign agreements without Congressional modification, against Democrat objections
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Thu April 16, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
George W. Bush endorses his brother Jeb for president. Barbara and George Sr. say they're holding out to see if anyone smarter is running
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House to add steel spikes to fence, after telling us repeatedly that fences don't keep people out
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Mon April 13, 2015
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Secret Service acts heroically by not tackling, tazing and beating 4 year old who climbed under White House fence
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Sat April 11, 2015
(White House)
 
 
 
White House releases Obama's 2014 tax return to show he's charitable and paying his fair share
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Russia hacks into White House computers, is looking at all your sexy nekkid pictures right now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says Obama is the "greenest President" ever, which is what Republicans have been telling us all along
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wapo asking the tough questions that really matter. Like: Why is the White House Easter Bunny always so creepy?
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
56 down, 1 to go
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Those reports that Monica Lewinsky would co-host The View? Close, but no cigar
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Fri March 27, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House panel demands all documents related to Bergdahlzi
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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Thu March 26, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) backs Obama on free trade, faces possible primary challenge from his party's You're Not Pure Enough Unless You're Channeling Noam Chomsky And Haven't Bathed Since 1997 wing
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Google is now a cabinet level position in the White House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House chief floral designer forced to stand down under mysterious circumstances. ROSEGHAZI
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, that wasn't cyanide in that letter to Obama. It was spit. Sorry for the confusion
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House unveils which of the government's websites are the most popular. First time that "government's websites" and "most popular" are used in the same sentence
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama sets ██████ for being the █████ transparent admin██████ ever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans repeal the evil ObamaCare strategy No. 524,915: The 2016 edition
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Word of advice: when sending a cyanide-laced letter to the White House, don't include your return address
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Tue March 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fed up with the current situation, the Secret Service asks for the funds to build a White House without Obama in it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton has received more than $16 million in taxpayer-funded benefits, like his pension and health care, since leaving office, raising concerns among some that we're spending too much on former presidents. Not W, though, he's good
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Mon March 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House: We have been so transparent, the country doesn't need the Freedom of Information Act to apply to us anymore. Anyways, we changed the regulations and now it doesn't. See? Transparency
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Sun March 15, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Et tu, Barack? Obama senior adviser Valerie Jarrett outed as source of leaked story on problems with Hillary Clinton's private e-mail
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How is it that everyone at the Secret Service hasn't been fired by now?
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Sat March 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the upcoming Supreme Court appeal, White House says it has no Plan B for Obamacare. Americans still await government's firm grasp on Plan A
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
While we're all waiting on the edge of our seat for the Bergdahl report to be released any day now; here's what Congress really told the White House about the swap... And what the White House did with it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, are there any possible courses of action you can take if the SCOTUS guts Obamacare?" "Yes, several." "Any that Republicans couldn't or wouldn't deliberately sabotage out of pure spite?" "Nope." "So what are you going to do?" "*shrug*"
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Mon March 02, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby could be wrong, but usually rebuttals are given after a speech occurs
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress: "There's no way the Republicans could screw up the DHS funding lapse even more than they already have." Republicans in Congress: "Challenge accepted"
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How will Scott Walker win the White House? ¯\(ツ)/¯
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama willing to negotiate on force authorization request. Turns out that "Can't you just give me the same deal my predecessor got?" doesn't work that well
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street brokers upset that the White House wants to hold them to a higher standard. The nerve of this guy, thinking that stockbrokers are human
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After Barack Obama's celebrity presidency is America ready for a hard man in the White House?
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
0bama decrees all students to attend FEMA death camps with their families at national parks across the country under penalty of death
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Thu February 19, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: "ISIS, no they are not Islamic. Islam what is that? I'm sorry I am not familiar with this Islam thing you are talking about. Are you sure it even exists?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's newest faux pas? addressing the chancellor of Germany by her first name
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Wed February 18, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Biden's gonna Biden
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Podesta's biggest regret while working in the Obama administration? Not finding the Roswell aliens
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Sat February 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post romanticizes about Valentine's Day at the White House, featuring the JFK-Jackie Camelot marriage. Wholly accurate except for his affairs with Exner, Monroe, Alford, Dietrich, Dickinson, Rometsch, Meyer, Starr, Tierney, Von Post etc
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Fri February 13, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has a secret weapon to stop Obama from vetoing the Keystone XL pipeline bill: Not passing the bill. BRILLIANT
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Muslim Brotherhood came to the White House this past week. Subby thought the Muslim Brotherhood came to the White House a little over six years ago
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You're damn right the GOP sees a conspiracy in the FCC reclassifying internet as Title II and they will spend millions of tax dollars to get to the bottom of it
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is resisting calls for him to run for the White House, although he says the idea has been percolating for quite a while
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Thu February 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pope accepts Boehners invitation to pontificate all over congress
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So it's now up to 20 different times we've been waiting to hear details on the GOP's alternative to Obamacare. Anyone got something besides "Die Quickly?"
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The CEO of Gallup admits that the unemployment rate touted by every president in modern history is just a big, fat lie. And, of course, Obama does it WORSE THAN ANYBODY
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Fri January 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Taliban are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the White House won't acknowledge them as being a terror group, so they kill three Americans. Presidential spokesperson blames Bush, saying "Bush labeled them as terrorists, this administration did not"
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(146)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama admits that he's maybe, sort of, in a roundabout kind of way, from a certain point of view, in a certain kind of light with your head tilted just so, possibly somewhat a little bit responsible for midterm election losses
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Thu January 29, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senior White House official announces they're gonna have a new Israeli ambassador very very soon
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drone, government employee guy (some sidebar images may be not safe for work)
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