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322 headlines found matching 'White House'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the always hilarious Larry Wilmore, who discusses the danger of Trump, the excitement of Obama, and hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Melania Trump, the possible next First Lady. "She's smart for the things she's interested in, like jewelry. She's not stupid, she's not a bimbo, but she's not especially clever"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Always a former Secretary of State scorned, Madeleine Albright unleashes epic smackdown of Trump's foreign policy speech
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ted Cruz concedes California
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge mushroom cloud seen over Area 51. Stay safe, alien Farkers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you've just committed a robbery in DC, hopping the White House fence is not a good getaway plan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans unite in common cause, telling SCOTUS it's perfectly all right to accept Rolexes and borrow Ferraris from donors, and that $175K from a contractor who has business pending with you is just "ordinary politics"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Ruling expected soon on little-known case that could cause major problems for ObamaCare
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like there won't be a contested GOP convention after all. Which means it'll be Trump vs Clinton this fall. So...what should we expect in the matchup between the Tangerine Tornado and Secretary Pantsuit?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Awwwwwwww.... Hollyweird A-Listers threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president. Don't let your private jet door hit you in the arse
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic leadership may be upended after today's primary. This article not pulled from a Bernie Bros' slash fic collection
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's candidacy is basically the GOP's Kobayashi Maru
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What would President Trump's cabinet look like in the situation room? Huff Post: We got this (with Photoshop goodness)
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina being vetted as possible Ted Cruz VP pick. Selina Meyer unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The two biggest Kochs in the GOP won't attend the RNC
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The Yukon Gold potato turns 50 this year, and Canadians are pumped aboot it: "I'd like to have potato festivals across Canada. If I had my way, I'd have a huge Yukon Gold event in Times Square"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers: Yeeeaaah we're gonna go with Hillary
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Stop it Google, just STOP it. We all know Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, just stop trying to cover it up you non-believers
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Clinton voters overlook money lust, shadowy surrogates, sociopathic policy shifts, horrific overseas record
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West never watches porn with the sound on because he likes to hear just how awesome he sounds while working it
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
"Journalism has an editing crisis." EVERYBOYD PANC
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure, Hillary, you'll probably get the nomination, maybe even the White House ...but that still doesn't mean you're the future of the Democratic Party. That belongs to Bernie Sanders
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If the current campaign season is driving you to drink, just remember that Nixon enjoyed premier wines, Lyndon Johnson liked Cutty Sark, and Abraham Lincoln's vice-president showed up to inauguration day completely wasted
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
So Mr. Doe, I see you worked on a presidential campaign "Yes, Trump 2016" :-| I'm sorry, but the position is filled *buzzes for hounds*
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When your ankle bracelet goes off at a White House event, that is being a criminal Like a Boss
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Mon April 18, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thrifty Hoosiers cut out the middle man and go straight to the #NeverTrump phase
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Republicans: Hillary Clinton is very beatable in the general election. Bad news for Republicans: Not by either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suicide at golf course leaves hole in one, the problem with littoral lube failure, and being shot at by a man with a gnu: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/10 - 4/16
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like someone over at CNN has been visiting the Fark Politics tab
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all Super PAC money in the United States comes from the same 50 donors. Oligarchy? What's that?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy of not answering questions during the debate really paid off
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You are on camera assaulting a woman and the only thing you're sorry for is the negative media attention it gave you?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trey "it's not going to come out in the middle of 2016" Gowdy, now plans to release his Benghazi report in the middle of 2016
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to Trump's antics, Putin humiliates Obama again
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be attending this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Says that he is too busy applying aloe to his third-degree burns from 2011
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward says he's an outsider. That's the joke
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How bad is the presidential race right now? It's got Kevin Spacey thinking that 'House of Cards' is too tame in comparison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No one in Washington knows what the hell Paul Ryan is up to
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Psssst... THERE'S A SECRET MEETING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TODAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for a 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass that once belonged to Hillary Clinton, well, you're in luck
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama: The marginal dictator-in-chief
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Laura Bush throws support behind the best Republican left in the race for the White House
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
It's time for a real hardline conservative to get in the race. A no-nonsense, take no prisoners Marine Core Soldier who will best represent America, and the billionaire donors who'll bankroll his third party run for President
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stop me if you have heard this one before. Apple and the Justice Department are locked in a battle over unlocking an iPhone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yertle levels up in derp: he won't even schedule hearings for nominees his party wants
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan, who is totally not running for POTUS, just launched his campaign for POTUS
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who has financed the scandal caused by the Panama Papers? I'll give you some random letters. U. S. A. and S. O. R. O. S
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An oral history of the GOP's last brokered convention, back in 1976: "It was a riot"
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Following the Clinton footsteps of the 90's, Obama seeks to lower home loan standards
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Wed April 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two out of three economists: "Get ready for President Trump"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan denies he would accept the GOP nomination for President just like he denied he would accept the position as Speaker of the House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats have 10-point plan to snatch defeat from the mouth of victory
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Sun April 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Like the rest of us, Donald Trump wants to know why John Kasich is being allowed to run
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Carson gives his best endorsement yet for his good 'friend' Trump: "Are there better people? Probably"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How can we talk about building an effective border wall when we can't even keep people from scaling the White House fence?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The missing Wright Brothers patent was found in a cave. Your move, Tony Stark
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pay to the order of Jill Abramson
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio might be seen at the Miami Dolphin's home games, but he isn't going to be paid to be there
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama slaps U.S. nuclear stockpile right on the table, tells other world leaders that yes, it's real and it really is THAT big
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sorry Mitch McConnell but your SCOTUS nominee blockade is showing more cracks as two more reasonable Republican Senators jump your sinking ship and climb on board the USS Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Churchill: Precursor of a Farker
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This Saturday, let's just call it the Green House
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FBI Directory Comey will attend to the matter of interrogating Hillary... Personally
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
As the FBI prepares to interview Hillary Clinton over her email server, whatever deal she may have worked out with Obama to shield her appears finished
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Wed March 30, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review comes out for Hillary (not really), says Trump is no better for the White House
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former GOP senate Candidate decries the "deplorable" tone and "over the top" of the 2016 GOP presidential nomination race saying it seems like it belongs on a WWE Pay-per-view not a political campaign, and she should know
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sorry liberals, it was the liberal culture that created FrankenTrump, not conservative
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's look at the horrific similarities between Cruz and Trump
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Tax Filers Beware: Audit shows the IRS isn't protecting your personal information
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
After seeing the alternative, Americans are saying, "Thanks, Obama"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is smart, savvy, and "nothing like her father", but despite their differences, she might just be her father's greatest and most valuable campaign asset
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama scolds the media for enabling Trump. "The job of a political reporter is more than just handing someone a microphone"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Former Trump SuperPAC director tells us what we've always suspected - Trump never really wanted to Make America Great Again
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capitol and White House on lockdown after reports of guns saving lives in Capitol Visitor Center
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A good lawn decoration for the White House
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It was a Super Saturday for Sanders as he sweeps Hawaii, Washington, and Alaska
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The most powerful, influential voice on the road to the White House is none other than Pat Sajak, I must say
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Fri March 25, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary promises to share the secrets of Area 51 to the world if elected, presumably by placing them on an email server
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's Tango Doctrine" He wanted to do a foxtrot doctrine but he kept going around the same four people and never getting anywhere
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov suffers 316 security incidents. White House immediately acknowledges the fact that 316 people were able to successfully make it all the way through the site
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The original "Air Force One" takes to the skies once again on its way to being restored to its original Dwight Eisenhower condition
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The saddest story about a pet duck that you will read all this week
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Trump or Cruz? We choose Clinton
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Wed March 23, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obamacare turns six years old today, d'awww. All grown up
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a pair of nationally known 'Democrats' that are REALLY deep in the pockets of the 1%. No, not the Clintons, good guess though
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz, calling him "consistent." Consistency, as we all know thanks to Ralph Waldo Emerson, is the hobgoblin of small minds; ergo, Ted Cruz is a small-minded hobgoblin
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump promises to bring "luxurious thick granite walls" to the US capital and endless war to the Jewish capital
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Trump's foreign policy advisor looked familiar, it is because he was kicked out of the Pentagon for blocking repeated probes of Bush White House
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(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton holds rally in packed Arizona school gym that literally held hundreds, with literally hundreds of people lined up outside because there was not enough room inside to hold the yuuge crowd
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's speech to AIPAC reached levels of "delusional" pandering
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I, James Richard Perry, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you, like subby, can't hear the voices of the five remaining candidates without screaming, CNN has kindly written out the highlights of what they said tonight
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(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro is performing Stand Up comedy in NYC. "Are you heckling me? I'm the only one here? Are you heckling me?'
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Mon March 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What kind of first lady would Bill Clinton be? The kind with a penis
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
George W. Bush might have screwed Donald J. Trump out of ever being president back in 2000
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The "experts" at CNBC predict Sanders voters will become Trump voters if Hillary wins. Also, Cammy, from Street Fighter, is a real person and she'll be joining me for dinner tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Cruz-Rubio "unity" ticket proves that Donald Trump is the biggest gift to the Democrats since Watergate
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Secret Service stops terrorist before he can enter the White House
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Nevada legislator defends weaponized Branch Dildoians as just humble campers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Will we have the first Hindu on the Supreme Court? Will McConnell snap? This is your live (11:00am EST) SCOTUS nominee thread
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama now: "This campaign rhetoric is too violent." Obama then: "If they bring a knife to a fight, we bring a gun"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The journalists politicians should fear this election year? Buzzfeed's crack staff of twentysomethings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Five attack planes that can replace the A-10 Warthog," much in the same way a pampered, moody Westminster show dog can replace a K-9 police Rottweiler wearing a bulletproof vest that's hungry for steaks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kasich is streets ahead of the other candidates
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Millennials explain a contested convention: "Imagine trying to decide where to eat with 10 of your friends"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Try to act surprised: Ann Coulter calls for "more violence" at Trump rallies
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans endorses egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico fact-checks a week of Trump's comments and the results are pretty much what you'd expect. Of course his fans will find it tl;dr
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House narrows search to three for U.S. Supreme Court. Now just need to pass the talent and swimsuit rounds before they get to the final
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DOJ expected to Photoshop some charges on 2013 dam Iranian hackers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guantanamo, where people were illegally detained, tortured and stripped of all human dignity. Cruz/Rubio:"Why not keep it for (alleged) ISIS fighters?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida could become Puerto Rico II for Marco Rubio next Tuesday
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Birtherism has come full circle
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Thu March 10, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Barack "It's Never My Fault" Obama once again passes the buck to the Republicans for the responsibility of the crackup of their party
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (Ruh-roh-WI) candidly destroys his own party's line about letting the people decide who the next replacement is for Justice Scalia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To save America, its citizens must vote for Trump over Clinton since Trump has stated he would nominate Supreme Court justices in the mold of Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Besties Obama and Trudeau chilling tonight in the first US-Canada State Dinner in 19 years, a time otherwise known as the "Bush-Harper Vortex Of Suck"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Is *your* congressman or senator a martian in disguise? Check the list and find out
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For anybody who is really interested, Obama's health has improved since his last physical
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suspect in shooting of Idaho pastor arrested outside White House
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Tyrant-Proof the White House". OK? "Before It's Too Late".Yeah,OK,I'm down with that "Bush and Obama ran roughshod over Madisonian checks and balances". Wait a sec." but there's still time to restore them." I don't think P-Trump would allow that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We....we should have seen it all along. Of course. It's all so clear now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, there are millionaires that support Sanders' run for the White House? Don't they know he's gonna redistribute their wealth?
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Advertencia de Hitler
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(NPR)
 
 
 
To this day, the creators of Spy Magazine still get magazine clippings from Trump, with his hands circled in gold Sharpie, titled "See, not so short." Carter, now Vanity Fair Editor: "I'm sure he wants to just kill me - with those little hands"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset that people dared to criticize Nancy Reagan in her obituary, pointing out facts and data including her lavish spending in a time of double-digit unemployment and her failed but well-intentioned war on marijuana
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about Broadway tickets, hot dogs and pretzels, the biggest selling item in Times Square is Donald Trump buttons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Colin Powell on the GOP: "Even Jerry Springer thinks it's gone too far, and when Jerry Springer thinks you've gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
More and more it's looking like the Republicans must choose "between a narcissistic billionaire who keeps saying awful things and a narcissistic senator who keeps doing awful things"
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to nuke the White House before Trump can get there
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 248 episodes, Adam and Jaime prove that all TV shows come to an end, and with a big bang. "Mythbusters" Series Finale and Reunion Special, Discovery Channel, 8 PM ET
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor interrupts press conference at the White House to ask about free speech because Twitter took away his verified badge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are starting to diagnose "Trump anxiety" in their patients, which totally shouldn't confirm any previously held beliefs you may have had about psychology being bullshiat
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
This year the road to the White House apparently goes through Maine
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For anyone who still cares what Joe the Plumber thinks, he's supporting Trump because "His wife is a model"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state environmental agency, who failed to notice the lead from Flint's old pipes was seeping into the drinking water, act quickly to block those old pipes' replacement
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Relax, America. We have a UFO lobbyist in Washington
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Kelly shrinks two inches, his wife asks when he can go back into space
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Every US President's favorite drink. While Obama prefers beer and George W. drank diet colas, we could probably assume Trump's would be clown blood and Hillary might drink concentrated lies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Obamacare is working - to the tune of 20,000,000 newly insured Americans. GOP leaders: "What if we just rename it Rubiocare and take credit for it?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now, a super-PAC has formed to "Draft Paul Ryan for the White House". No, YOU shut up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio basically admitted last night that they'd pull a Chris Christie if Donald Trump won, which means that their attacks on him now are utterly worthless and we might as well just go straight to the brokered convention
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admittedly doesn't read newspapers or watch the news on television but he thinks Americans need to pay more attention to the world
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's biggest threat in the 2016 primary battle? Donald Trump
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(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan economic adviser Bruce Bartlett says he willingly voted for Trump because "my goal is to try to destroy the Republican Party"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It doesn't look as if Trump will be Koch blocked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans want a new president now
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Libertarian Gary Johnson says he actually won Super Tuesday. He may have a point
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Governor signs landmark bill to increase Oregon's minimum wage, thereby guaranteeing the country's highest-paid hipsters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melissa Harris-Perry: "Gag order? I don't want no stinkin' gag order"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McConnell to Obama: Forget that SCOTUS seat. Obama to McConnell: Did you forget your pocket constitution too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Anticipating Super Tuesday humiliation, Team Rubio scrapes the bottom of the expectation-lowering barrel: "They said their convention strategy was not contingent on winning any states"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What would the Presidential election sound like as jazz? Donald Trumpet dominates all others
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Obama to meet at the White House with GOP Senate leaders who vow to block his SCOTUS nominee. Probably to play a video of the last GOP Presidential Debate and go over the number of contested Republican Senate seats
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bernie is getting crushed in most polls, but he's leading 150 to 0 when it comes to number of federal agents investigating his emails
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Exhibit A why people hate politicians these days: NJ Gov. Chris Christie, who spent seven months explaining to anyone who would listen why Trump wasn't fit to be dogcatcher, much less president, and then endorsed him after dropping out of the race
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While everyone waits for Super Tuesday, the Democrats are having a primary today in South Carolina ... that no one really seems to care about, since Hillary has it completely in the bag. But in case you're curious, polls close at 7 pm ET
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why a Bloomberg run for President would burn the whole place down. BURN IT DOWN BLOOMBERG
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitch "Yertle" McConnell says the GOP will "Drop Trump like a rock" if he secures the nomination. This should end well
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump? Thanks, Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Letters of support relieve the guilt of engineer who opposed Challenger launch, "Follow-up" tag stands in for reclusive "Feels" tag
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Thu February 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gov Sandoval: In the name of GOP obstructionism, I hereby decline Obama's possible nomination of me to SCOTUS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke on his radio show: "Call Donald Trump's headquarters [and] volunteer. ...you're gonna meet people who are going to have the same kind of mindset that you have"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How the hare will defeat the tortoise in the SCOTUS battle
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Those hippy, liberal social justice warriors at The Nation magazine want to go nuclear to stop Trump. Wait, did I say The Nation? I meant The National Review. Oops
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Dear fellow Republican leaders: Because it's all up to you to save the republic ....it was nice knowing you - sincerely, George W. Bush
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
All you haters whining about "the most transparent administration evar" can suck it, because a new report says that Obama's made "virtually no progress" on his drone program transparency. Would a non-transparent administration let that report out?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you needed one, here's your reason for staying in bed this morning
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee says that Bernie Sanders is a mo' better candidate than Hillary Clinton. BERN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP in the Senate are facing a real nightmare; on the one side, they've got the prospect of a Trump nomination, and on the other they've got backlash from trying to block a legal SCOTUS nominee from Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sanders' small donor fundraising has been inspirational this election season and... Oops, we're out of money
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Having disposed of the last Bush to run for President, Trump sets his sights on prosecuting Hillary Clinton when he becomes president. It really is the end of an era
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
No, Joe Biden did not call for rejecting all Supreme Court nominees in election years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump is guaranteed to win, because lifelong Republicans are--oh, wait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In 1989, five young black men were wrongfully convicted of raping a woman jogging in New York City. Leading the charge against them was a real estate mogul. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune
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Mon February 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If this video doesn't bring a tear to your eye you're probably a misanthropic psychopath, or a Republican
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Let go of the fantasy of a billionaire winning the presidential election as a third party candidate even in this year of anything can happen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Does ANYTHING stand between Trump and the nomination? 10 political experts weigh in
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Once again, Hillary ensues
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nevada Republicans prove the existence of voter fraud by asking their members to commit voter fraud
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Third straight Clinton e-mail dump on the eve of an election. Guys, I think maybe this might possibly be political
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Trump says that if elected President he would send "cease and desist" letters to other countries to make them stop "ripping us off." Wait, strongly worded letters? I though it was Ted Cruz who was the Canadian one
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Thu February 18, 2016
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has been made a 'Knight of the Round Table' for his service to humanity by a Scientologist hotel owner in Cornwall. No, you read that right
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
The White House gangs up with the FBI to force Apple to break iPhone security
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's twue, it's twue. The Pwesident is going to Havana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Benghazi Panel is still a thing, and they claim "enormous progress" was made yesterday during interviews
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Wed February 17, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former U.S. senator changes his position regarding the judicial confirmation process
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a look at just what President Obama wants in a SCOTUS nominee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Showing how classy and above the fray he is, President Obama will skip Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's funeral
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz picks up the coveted Bristol Palin Baby Daddy endorsement
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to GOP: Seriously, do you guys even constitution?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In 1968, a hostile Congress blocked LBJ's nominee to the Supreme Court and Conservatives lived to regret it. Republicans, beware of the Abe Fortas precedent
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama should make his next Supreme Court appointment someone who can end partisanship and meanness in DC. He should nominate Ted Cruz. Wait, what?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Obama moves to protect 1.8 million acres of southern California desert. Which in the middle of the current drought is known as the greater Los Angeles area
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
A little letter from Abraham Lincoln in 1864 now worth $900,000. Now go check the bottom drawer in that old desk in the garage
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New poll says that Millennials pick socialism over capitalism. Apparently it's hard to understand the workings of capitalism when you have never actually had a job that pays more than the minimum wage
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A 100% complete specimen of Homo erectus, a little on the creepy side, a little on the patricide, and superb bowel commercials: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/7 - 2/13
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When you're Woodward and Bernstein, you compare everything to Nixon's Watergate. That's what you do
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Sun February 14, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator slams Obama's budget proposal that will never even get a sub-committee hearing in the Republican-led Senate. We're not only through the looking glass, we've broken the mirror into a million pieces
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest health hazard for football players: artificial turf ... could cause cancer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blames George W. Bush for failing to keep America safe and listen to critical intelligence about the September 11th attacks. And he did so right to Jeb's face
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jim Gilmore was running for president?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump in 2015: "I refuse to use or support PACs." Trump in 2016: "TrumPAC? What TrumPAC?"
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why didn't the PBS moderators at last night's Democratic debate use any of their questions to advance Fox News' anti-Hillary propaganda? Fox News asks the question
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
International Torch, Ltd., Amalgamated Pitchforks, Inc., Delaware Panic Sirens, and of course US Wig Superstore
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
U.S. budget deficit falls to its lowest level since 2008. Congress: Just wait, the year is still young
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House proposes $19 billion NASA budget. Most money earmarked towards rocket launches, inevitable investigations as to What Went Wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline: "The dirty tricks are about to start." Wait, you mean it gets worse?
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drug companies now have new drugs to treat side effects of drugs that drug companies sell you already. Drugs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There's a chance some GOP officials may have committed some...light treason...by trying to interfere with last month's Iran prisoner swap
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton loves black people. And black people love Hillary-or so it seems." Sounds like the intro to a "Behind the Music" segment....followed by...."and then it all fell apart"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we go from the home office in Newark, New Jersey the twenty-five reasons why Chris Christie's campaign tanked quicker than an Old Country Buffet dessert line facing Christie
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Wed February 10, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Obama asks Congress for a new icebreaker. You'd think 'Hey, baby, I'm the President of the USA' would be good enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the question "Just who *is* Donald J. Trump?" CNN: Not just asking questions, but asking stupid questions
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain points out a YUUUUGE problem to the current GOP candidates that using torture to get cooperation from our enemies is not only immoral, it was made illegal last year
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No more tax-payer funded super stadiums? Thanks Obama
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Tue February 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FBI can't access terrorists phone; thanks Obama
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The most powerful voice for a new anti-poverty program is Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan?
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The US Senate unanimously confirms Rebecca Goodgame Ebinger as a federal judge for Iowa's Southern District where she will serve with Judge John P0wned Smith, and of course Chief Judge Leroy Jenkins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about President Obama's budget beyond the fact that it will bankrupt America, destroy us all, end all employment, disarm our military, and surrender all our remaining holdings to China
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House criticizes Superbowl ad, saying maybe instead of pushing a drug to reduce opioid-induced constipation the drug companies could stop hooking so many people on opioids in the first place, He also added: PuppymonkeyBaby? WTF was THAT about?
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Mon February 08, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Darmok and Jalad at Nashville, shooting the toaster, and Huck, fin: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Obama complains Wi-Fi at the White House sucks: "This is an old building so there's a lot of dead spots where the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Actually it's an issue"
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Sun February 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich jokes that, being sane, he'd be better off running as a Democrat. That's a good one, John
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
66 reasons Hillary should be in jail
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Sat February 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meet the lone Democrat still hoping for a Biden run
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Day-one, take away health coverage from 12 million Americans. It's a bold move, GOP. We'll see if it pays off
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
If I knew my character would be important one day, I would've tried having some
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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Thu February 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary recounts a few anecdotes of when she dressed in normal clothes and snuck out of the White House. No word on how many helicopters under enemy fire she had to run to during these outings
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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Wed February 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Hillary, Chris Christie promises to "beat her rear end", adding that when he's done, "she'll be relieved"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton was once asked to commute the sentence of Chelsea's future father-in-law
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(Courier-Journal)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rand Paul for Senate
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Tue February 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Groundhog Day, you can guess what House Republicans are voting on
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Korea to launch a satellite into the Sea of Japan
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In new poll, two-thirds of Canadians feel a President Trump would be 'bad for Canada.' The other third reportedly too busy preparing to burn down the White House again to respond
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Bernie was right: Iowa's elections were decided by money
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy anoints himself as the new leader of the Y'all Qaeda standoff, gives notice to Harney County sheriff
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Ted Cruz appear sane and well balanced, Michele Bachmann (R-eally Tired) goes into conspiracy theory overdrive, with President Obama starring as the Antichrist. Again
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Mon February 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors plan trip to the White House, are expected to hold the Obama administration to 61 overall points on their way to another blowout
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when the news first got out that Donald Trump wanted to run for president how we all joked that he'd remake the White House in his gaudy style?
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After eight years of patiently biding his time, Obama finally lets the other shoe drop
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here is every single movie Bill Clinton watched in the White House, because why not
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Jefferson Hotel moves on up to second place on U.S. News and World Report's list of the best hotels, finally gets piece of pie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tragic: The Gathering
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Tue January 26, 2016
(DCist)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to the only person who spent 30 years in DC without trying to screw you
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Turns out Track Palin has Pseudo Traumatic Stress Disorder, but the good news is he has a shot at getting a gig as a spokesman for a non-profit organization that supports abstaining from domestic violence
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A Cruz-loathing Compendium. "Four independently offered the word 'creepy'"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
JP Morgan accused of helping Kenyan officials steal $1 billion
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters kick ass, take names - in Hillary's home town
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hillary is mishandling her attacks on the upstart malcontent Bernie Sanders
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Someone remixed Sarah Palin's Donald Trump stump speech into a terrifying EDM/country hybrid
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Obama plans to use the Pentagon to overhaul the government's security clearance system. Meanwhile, Microsoft hustles over to the Navy IT section with another patch to Windows XP. True fact
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"An arrogant charlatan whose astoundingly ignorant and is a wannabe politician." A look at the National Review's multiple critical essays on Donald Trump
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama's 'Fast and Furious' scandal rises from the grave
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC says they're ready for the coming blizzard so nature threw them 1" of practice snow. Let's see how that turned out
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
FoxNews says we should all stop talking about lead in the water because it might angry up the blacks enough to vote this year
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giant rift opens between GOP factions, resulting in the reappearance of Tasha Yar and a militant Starfleet at war with the Klingons because the Enterprise-C didn't sacrifice herself at Narendra III
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republican operatives are trying to boost Bernie Sanders, as they're secretly terrified of Hillary Clinton and hope that the crotchety old man can sway enough voters to nominate him, which would secure the presidency for the GOP
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says his foreign policy would resemble that of his father. Unfortunately his poll numbers still resemble those of his brother
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Sun January 17, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China urges Taiwan to abandon its hallucination of independence
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Obama proposes revamped unemployment insurance program that will surely be embraced by business, Congress, and the abyss
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mark Rubio: They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into
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(US Chronicle)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor tells national radio host that Hillary Clinton will most likely be indicted within 60 days. Tag says it all
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Sat January 16, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
World Net Daily has had it up TO HERE with all this nonsensical "birtherism" poppycock. Would also like to know who the hell put goose sauce on its gander
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: I will endorse the candidate without a penis rather than the one who is more closely aligned with my "positions"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The governing Anglican Communion suspends the US Episcopal Church.... SPLITTERS
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since Obama's SOTU speech, Conservatives are against curing cancer
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Wed January 13, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz this week: "fark everyone in New York." Ted Cruz next week: "I should hold a fundraiser in New York"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The ranch in the Badlands where Teddy Roosevelt once lived and where he developed his love of the West that would later spur his conservation efforts, including founding the National Park System, is about to be turned into a strip mine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is a speech that will not be remembered and will historically be irrelevant...The man who was the most partisan president in recent history, talked about how disappointed he is that the partisan divide has not healed"
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Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Obama's final State of the Union, and he's going out on top, undoing the sins of the Bush administration. Will he endorse Hillary? Will Haley's response be idiotic? State of the Union Discussion thread, 9 PM ET
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's so mad Obama won't declare war on ISIS, he won't approve any request Obama sends to him for authorization to declare war on ISIS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Economist Art Laffer predicts Republican nominee will win as many as 47 states in the next general election. That's a laffer
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Sat January 09, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton made more from 12 speeches to big financial firms in two years than most Americans will earn in their lifetimes. And what were the contents of those speeches, dear readers? No one knows, per the NDA's
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
This will either win every Razzie or be the greatest thing ever: Elvis & Nixon, starring Michael Shannon and Kevin Spacey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Obama? Worst President this century, or worst president ever?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson announces Libertarian presidential run, will have some stiff competition in trying to split up some of the 3% of the voters who are supporting Rand Paul
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Head of FBI and Director of National Intelligence to meet with Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and LinkedIn about how to stop ISIS online recruiting. Wait...actual recruiting happens on LinkedIn?
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Remember when Senator Tom Cotton tried sabotaging the Iran nuclear deal? Turns out he had 960,000 reasons for doing it
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Thu January 07, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House passes Obamacare repeal, sending message to the president. We have a bit of that message now: "WooooOOOOOO pffffffffffffft *slurp slurp* Awoooooooooooooooga zzzzznaaahoowpp *Boehner crying montage*"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What happened when Barack Obama's idealistic rhetoric collided with the cold realities of war and dictatorship in the Middle East? We caved
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mexican warlock says Trump's going down. Fraggles, leprechauns, tribbles, and those damn snorks aren't too fond of him either
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(US News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has won state wide election in Texas and Republicans are still getting elected, therefore if he wins the nomination he will not destroy the Republican Party so the GOP establishment needs to just chill
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Tue January 05, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China keeps dragging down Wall Street
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama pulls a Boehner on national television
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(PBS)
 
 
 
John Kasich responds to the Yall Queda takeover: What? When did this happen? Yesterday? Didn't hear about it. Where, you say? Oregon? Where's that? Dunno that place. Sorry, gotta go
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who will be the first to overreact to Obama's Executive Orders guaranteeing the safety of America? Will gun shows fail to sell tickets? Will Congress support his decision? Find out at 9:40 AM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greece defaulted on $37 million in bonds today, is $70 BILLION in debt and the government wants to declare bankruptcy. Did I say Greece? I meant Puerto Rico
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton vows to "get to the bottom" of UFOs if she becomes the next President of the United States - probably employing a probe of some sort
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"That's totally rad, eh?"
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Sun January 03, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
With a new year and a new speaker, Congress decides to turn a new leaf and govern. Just kidding, first vote of the year is another freaking Obamacare repeal
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Fri January 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FAA to drone operators playing with their toys within 30 miles of Reagan National Airport: GTFO
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Thu December 31, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The gun-grabber-in-chief is ready to do some more grabbing
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may be shocked to learn that one of the most beloved conservative icons was also one of the least-informed. We can only hope the family astrologer never gained access to those nuclear launch codes
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