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Sat May 18, 2013

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		Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals: 'I Guess It's Bad, Sure,' Populace Shrugs source: theonion.com \| share:	(81)

Fri May 17, 2013

		Noted geneticist Pat Robertson explains that it's not men's fault if they cheat on their wives because cheating is "in their dna" source: outfront.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(180)
		Fox News and CPAC have some questions about these so called Benghazi emails. Ooops, subby means USA Today has some questions source: usatoday.com \| share:	(307)

		Benghazi has become a real problem. For Republicans source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(428)

Thu May 16, 2013

		GOP: #Obamacareinthreewords, go. WH: It's the Law. #OHSNAP source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(230)
		David "Homewrecker" Petraeus strongly objected to the White House version of Benghazi, monogamy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(84)
		White House invites geeks to Google+ Hangout today to discuss science and technology challenges and, no doubt, Star Trek Into Darkness source: itworld.com \| share:	(5)
		Disney backs down after furor erupted over making Brave princess older and sexier, leaving her young, wild and...um, hey Disney execs, why don't you have a seat over there? source: dailydot.com \| share:	(126)

		Obama's damage control is pretty good source: politico.com \| share:	(3)

Tue May 14, 2013

		New York Times: the problem with Benghazi is the inept response by the White House to explain itself, oh and Republicans are bad source: nytimes.com \| share:	(47)
		White house on secretly obtaining AP phone records: What records? Go ask the DoJ, which we already own source: outfront.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(45)

Sat May 11, 2013

		White House elects new pope source: foxnews.com \| share:	(85)
		"Mrs. Clinton should never hold high office again", says RAND PAUL, accidentally revealing that Benghazi outrage is a political stunt to keep Hillary away from the White House before the race even starts source: nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com \| share:	(270)

Fri May 10, 2013

		Caption this meeting between Texas Governor Perry and President Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(67)
		GOP Senator complains about the judicial nomination process that he is blocking source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(38)

Thu May 09, 2013

White House: GOP displaying 'historic level of obstructionism'. This is not a repeat from pretty much every day of the past 5 years

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Wed May 08, 2013

		Put on your hip-waders. Grab those tar buckets. Get ready for Operation Smear Benghazi Whistleblowers source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(590)
		Embalmer of Boston Marathon bombing suspect now wants White House help on what to do with the body, is worried about being stiffed with the stiff source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(152)

Tue May 07, 2013

		The White House garden is still "semi-open to the public" because visitors can see it through the fence, a hundred yards away, past the machine gun nests and the leopard source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(48)
		If Fartbongo can't even win a golf game against Republicans, how can we expect him to protect us from aliens bent on intergalactic conquest 18 holes at a time? source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(39)

Mon May 06, 2013

		WH "horrified" by 100 Syrians executed. Not horrified enough to personally shove a cruise missile up Assad's ass, but they are really getting pissed off now source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(229)
		Hey, Occupy Wall Street, call me when you've spent 32 straight years sitting outside protesting, like this old lady source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(89)

Sun May 05, 2013

NASA, the National Science Foundation, the Pentagon and DHS are all worried that the Arctic will be ice-free by 2015. But obviously they're just looking for grant money by being part of the global-warming conspiracy

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Sat May 04, 2013

Rand Paul will never be President. RAND PAUL

source: salon.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013

		White House Down: Some guy got paid $3m for a script where the president yells not to touch his Jordans source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(73)
		What Obama's "Permission Structure" means: "I'm gonna fark you farking obstructionist dumbasses so hard, you'll wish Grover farking Norquist had the power to make you close your eyes and think of budget cuts" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(120)
		Ted Cruz (R-ustles GOP Jimmies) is NOT considering a White House run in 2016, says he still has a metric shiat-ton of Senators to piss off in the next few years, and that's his sole focus source: wfaa.com \| share:	(22)
		Open Government Initiative leads White House to release We the People API, and lots of data on broccoli source: itworld.com \| share:	(19)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Fiscal responsibility incarnate: 14 presidential candidates still owe at least $100,000 to their campaign staffers, vendors source: publicintegrity.org \| share:	(37)
		Sen. Harry Reid agrees w/ Sen. Baucus that Obamacare may become 'train wreck.' Reid's solution? More funding. What were you expecting? source: thehill.com \| share:	(99)

Wed May 01, 2013

		Poll: Most Americans just want one-party rule...as long as it's their party source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(75)
		LeVar Burton answers the question, "Who are more extreme: Fans of Reading Rainbow or fans of Star Trek?" source: entertainment.time.com \| share:	(64)

Tue April 30, 2013

So, apparently, the White House has been on Facebook since 1789

source: itworld.com | share:

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Mon April 29, 2013

		Congress almost unanimously passes legislation to reverse FAA furloughs. Did they do it: A) Out of concern for airline travelers; B) To usher in a new era of bipartisanship; or C) To avoid travel inconvenience themselves source: reuters.com \| share:	(63)
		In America Politician Laugh At You: While President Obama was yucking it up at the White House Correspondents dinner, the jobs outlook got a whole lot worse source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(130)
		Ladies and Gentleman, our Stand-up Comedian-in- Chief: "I know CNN has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is I admire their commitment to cover all sides of a story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate" source: usatoday.com \| share:	(213)
		Bush's magic time machine (with helpful graphic of his magic calendar) source: dailykos.com \| share:	(73)
		Tom Brokaw: The idea behind journalism, you water-carrying hacks, is to afflict the comfortable - not schmooze them while taking advantage of the open bar. WHORES, ALL OF YOU. WHORES source: politico.com \| share:	(53)

Sun April 28, 2013

		Sarah Palin is OUTRAGED that the President is having his yearly White House Correspondent's Dinner. Calls them all "assclowns". Did daughter Bristol attend in 2011? You betcha Those grapes are really sour, aren't they Sarah? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(251)
		President Obama: "I'm not the strapping young Socialist that I used to be" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(104)

Sat April 27, 2013

		Columnist complains the White House has added another "digital distraction tool" to its arsenal by starting a tumblr account. Subby is disappointed that the digital distraction tool wasn't historical First Lady nudes. Mmmmmm... Jane Pierce source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(44)
		The cast of Duck Dynasty gets invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner source: tmz.com \| share:	(40)
		Obama administration weighs in on the most controversial topic of our time: How to pronounce "GIF" source: nymag.com \| share:	(179)

Fri April 26, 2013

		Chuck Lorre will attend the White House Correspondents dinner, where he will either be detained as an enemy combatant or given a Presidential Pardon for replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher source: deadline.com \| share:	(11)
		Senate passes bill to end airport delays, to be shot down by the crazies in the House source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(82)
		The US knows that Syria has used chemical weapons on its people, now it's just waiting for the strongly worded letter from the UN source: pbs.org \| share:	(197)

Wed April 24, 2013

Senators to White House: please spend DOD's $150 million athletic shoe allowance on American athletic shoes

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Tue April 23, 2013

Thu April 18, 2013

		If the gun vote yesterday proved anything to America and the media, it should be this - the bully pulpit is worthless, and claims that legislative problems are due to lack of Presidential "leadership" ludicrous source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(271)
		House Foreign Relations Committee: So Sec. Kerry, tell us about Benghazi. Kerry: Really? Benghazi? HFRC: Please, BENGHAZI the BENGHAZI your BEGHAZI if you would BENGAZHI. BENGAZHI. Kerry: You guys are idiots source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(94)

Wed April 17, 2013

		While everyone has been arguing over whether the Boston Marathon bombings were done by home-grown terrorists or Islamists, Congress quietly signs a law to repeal the ban on Insider Trading for Congress source: npr.org \| share:	(75)
		Up is down, dogs are sleeping with cats, and House Republicans are moving quickly on a new bill to strengthen ObamaCare's temporary insurance plan for people with pre-existing conditions. I just don't know what to believe anymore source: thehill.com \| share:	(33)

Mon April 15, 2013

Drone kills 4 people in Pakistan. But it's okay because a Democrat is in the White House

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Fri April 12, 2013

Jay-Z's rap song gets a denial from the White House regarding the Jay-Z/Beyonce anniversary vacation to Cuba

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Coming to DC as a tourist? Great, glad to have you. Remember there's no White House tours, but hey: the cherry blossoms are in full bloom right now. Beautiful, aren't they? Why yes, that is a body floating in the tidal basin. It happens sometimes source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(95)
		"5 takeaways from the Obama budget" including: no grand, big sham, peace budget, didn't fudge it and EVERYONE HATES YOU source: politico.com \| share:	(122)
		"Calls for centrism and bipartisanship aren't actual demands for specific policies - they're an act, a posture these people take to make themselves seem noble and superior" source: krugman.blogs.nytimes.com \| share:	(114)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Remember when President Obama laid out an ambitious agenda for a second term in his State of the Union address? Yea, well you can just forget all about that now source: salon.com \| share:	(161)
		Suspicious vehicle spotted near White House. Hey, did someone actually buy Uncle Joe a biatchin' Trans Am after all? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(13)
		The White House may have put an end to tours because of the sequester, but it still doesn't keep them from having private concerts source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	(69)

Tue April 09, 2013

0bama responded to Roger Ebert's death quicker than Thatchers, therefore he has to watch a marathon session of "North" or something

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Thu April 04, 2013

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If you disagree with Rush Limbaugh you are bad and you should feel bad. Or something

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Wed April 03, 2013

White House senior adviser upset about news aggregation website's effect on the news

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Tue April 02, 2013

		White House needs BRAINssssssssssssssss source: theverge.com \| share:	(32)
		Obama uses child to help perpetrate April Fool's hoax, which means Tagg is president and Bapp and Trig get to play bouncy on Lincoln's bed source: todaynews.today.com \| share:	(41)

Mon April 01, 2013

		North Korea to USA, "April fool" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(157)
		Obama puts bunny ears on his dog, Bo, cements his position as history's greatest monster source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(70)

Fri March 29, 2013

		Obama uses his executive power to take your guns. No, not really. Yet source: thehill.com \| share:	(500)
		Fox News says gov't. money for sex ed should be used instead for White House tours, apparently so kids can see where bjs happen instead of learn how to perform them safely source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(156)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Conspiracy theorist claims Secret Service is employing shape shifting aliens. White House claims they couldn't employ them because they have no money. Who do you believe? source: wired.com \| share:	(54)
		100 years ago, President Wilson started the tradition of the presidential press conference. 99 years ago, he started the tradition of trying to dodge questions source: politico.com \| share:	(8)
		GOP on the Hill: Fark it, let's not do anything. The sequester is all bluff. GOP at home: WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE? source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(53)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Nixon's dorky side caught on Super 8 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		The trailer for the second film about saving the White House is here. Bonus: it doesn't star Gerard Butler and his weird mouth source: shortlist.com \| share:	(32)

Mon March 25, 2013

		Despite the sequester, Joe Biden rang up a $585,000 bill for one night at the Intercontinental Hotel in Paris. Which also raises the question, "Why the hell was Biden in Paris in the first place?" source: nysun.com \| share:	(614)
		5 takeaways from Obama's Israel trip: Bromance, Romance, Turkmance, Nomance and Biden source: politico.com \| share:	(33)

Sat March 23, 2013

US Senate passes budget resolution, after "herculean" effort. News: For the first time since 2009. Now it turns to the House, where it will take an act of God

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Wed March 20, 2013

That Menendez donor? Yeah, there may be connections to Reid and Obama. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE

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Mon March 18, 2013

White House announces that it is lowering expectations for Barack Obama's Israel trip, presumably from "establishing the groundwork for a lasting Middle East peace" to "not handing over Israel to the Friends of Hamas"

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Sun March 17, 2013

Although the sequester forced Obama to cease White House tours for the first time in history, his PAC wants to make sure access to the president is available at the grassroots level for a measly $500K

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Sat March 16, 2013

		"Obama and Biden may be overseas at the same time next week" Which means Boehner is president and we all have to build a death ray pointed at a planet we've never heard of source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(40)
		Nice little old lady celebrates her 100th birthday... two years after her house exploded - with her in it source: phillyburbs.com \| share:	(11)
		So, it is looking more and more like Nixon really did sabotage the Vietnam war peace talks under Johnson, letting it drag on five more years, killing hundreds of thousands of people. Just to win the election source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(175)

Fri March 15, 2013

		Biden launches audio series "Being Biden": "So I was drivin' around in my 'vette the other day, top down. I see this mighty fiiiiine woman just walk into a biker bar. I put on my leather and just stroll right in. Nicely done" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(9)
		Pause the video at :42. WTF is that in the background? source: youtube.com \| share:	(109)

Thu March 14, 2013

Obama to House GOP: I reject your reality, and substitute my own

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Wed March 13, 2013

		"The budget battle: What the heck is going on in D.C.?" Well, when two parties hate each other very much, they tend to disagree on how the country should be run. To the point that working together is nothing short of treason source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(157)
		Desperate Marines are running low on ammo. Remember: short, controlled bursts source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(105)

Sun March 10, 2013

		Nobody liked the White House tours that much anyway source: reuters.com \| share:	(93)
		White House tapes catch the President saying, "I don't know why any individual should have a right to have a revolver in his house. Why can't we go after handguns, period?" President Nixon, that is source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	(129)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Phyllis Schlafly urges RNC to reaffirm opposition to winning the White House ever again source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(212)
		One female reporter discovers that breast feeding in Obama's White House is almost as hard as getting a budget through Congress source: slate.com \| share:	(188)
		Obama charm offensive "may have limited effect". We get it, he's aloof source: usnews.com \| share:	(24)
		A pledge not to take lobbyists' money isn't stopping President Obama from, well, letting lobbyists fundraise for him source: publicintegrity.org \| share:	(37)
		White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker source: foxnews.com \| share:	(80)

Thu March 07, 2013

		Headline from our universe: Obama criticized by GOP for refusing to cancel Easter Egg Roll despite sequester. Headline from alternate universe: Obama criticized by GOP for cancelling sacred Christian rite of Easter Egg Roll source: usatoday.com \| share:	(119)
		After an epic 13 hour filibuster where Rand Paul demanded the White House and Eric Holder explain their position on drone strikes, the Attorney General writes a direct letter responding. And it. is. amazing source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(391)
		"And so it's come to this: Rand Paul talking all by himself on the Senate floor. It is a very sad statement on the intellectual collapse...of the media, whose first impulse in this administration is to circle the wagons around the White House" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(337)

Wed March 06, 2013

		This could be it, folks: Sequestergate. Leaked email shows that Obama has been deliberately trying to make the sequester a bad thing source: foxnews.com \| share:	(469)
		Now the Democrats worry: Crap, Obama may have cried wolf a little. Baaaaaaad President source: politico.com \| share:	(124)

Tue March 05, 2013

		White House tours fall victim to sequestration, leading one Republican to declare it a "stunt" and drafting legislation that would forbid using public funds to "transport the president to or from a golf course" till tours resume source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	(188)
		Rand Paul : "Drones against Americans in the US?" Holder: "Nah.... unless maybe Pearl Harbor or 9/11." Paul: POUTRAGE source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(417)
		It turns out that the White House is not quite as thrilled about Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea as the press would have you believe source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(61)
		This story has it all: ice sculptures, creepy Amerisrael logos, cardboard Presidents and Palestinian warnings over the "Muslim sovereignty" of the Temple Mount. It even ends with a US Ambassador insulting Iraq, Lebanon, Egypt and Turkey source: theblaze.com \| share:	(43)
		House appropriators approve $2 billion for barn door locks source: thehill.com \| share:	(18)

Mon March 04, 2013

		White House replies to petition: "It's time to legalize cell phone unlocking" source: networkworld.com \| share:	(120)
		So it's the Monday after sequester...what happened to all the doom, gloom, mayhem, and despair predicted by the White House? White House: Um, yeah, we might have been exaggerating a little. Still the Republicans' fault, though source: foxnews.com \| share:	(261)

Sun March 03, 2013

		Mitt Romney: "It kills me not to be there, not to be in the White House doing what needs to be done" source: reuters.com \| share:	(330)
		Due to sequester cuts Joe Biden will be taking the train home instead of flying. If only he had a Trans-Am he could drive instead source: townhall.com \| share:	(80)

Sat March 02, 2013

Obama and Boehner, a history of hatred in awkward photos

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Obama can't 'Jedi mind meld' a budget deal, any more than he can simply walk into Westeros source: statesman.com \| share:	(147)
		Kerry to rap Turkey PM over remark. Mmm, Turkey wrap source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(31)
		Texas man dismayed to discover that not only are tumbleweeds sentient, they're apparently all in the same gang. And they do NOT like his house source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(50)
		Since we all know the sequester is coming, here it is explained in layman's terms so you can understand the meltdown source: motherjones.com \| share:	(71)
		Boehner: Yeah, you know when I said I wanted the Senate and Obama to come up with a budget plan so we could negotiate? Yeah I lied source: nytimes.com \| share:	(286)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Ok, that Woodward thing blew up in our faces, but this guy totally got threatened by the White House For real this time source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(203)
		Threatening email to Bob Woodward from the White House turns out to be the nicest apology letter ever source: politico.com \| share:	(433)
		"The level of enmity and distrust here between Democrats and Republicans is as deep as it has been in a long time -- and both sides are in danger of underestimating the other's willingness to let destructive things happen to the country" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(138)
		Bob Woodward says White House threatened him over his criticism. Those are some nice First Amendment rights you have there, Bob. It would be a shame if something was to happen to them source: reuters.com \| share:	(382)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Our two most prominent leaders of color; America's first black president and its first orange Speaker of the House are set to attend the unveiling a statue of Rosa Parks in the Capitol Rotunda source: thehill.com \| share:	(87)
		This is what the interior of the White House looks like completely gutted source: nationaljournal.com \| share:	(37)

Tue February 26, 2013

Straight Talk Express scheduled to arrive at White House Station for Circular Argument

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Mon February 25, 2013

A detailed, state-by-state look at how sequester will screw us over

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Sun February 24, 2013

America's governors join the President in respectfully asking Congressional Republicans: "Pretty please, with sugar on top. Fix the f*cking sequester"

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Fri February 22, 2013

		US, "Niger, would you like us to send some drones to help with the terrorists"? Niger, "Please" source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(136)
		Evil when Bush did it, okay now, vol. DCCLXVI: "The Senate Democratic plan - which has been endorsed by the White House and is, in fact, the only Democratic plan actively under consideration right now - doesn't touch corporate jets" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(173)

Thu February 21, 2013

		No matter what your politics may be, we can all agree to that the fact that First Lady Michelle Obama's efforts to reduce childhood obesity are paying off is a good thing source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(208)
		GOP says absolutely no to a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants. Will now resort to election plan B: breeding a new generation of angry white men source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(209)
		Petition tops 100,000. White House will now need to explain why unlocking your cell phone is a crime source: networkworld.com \| share:	(156)
		Conan O'Brien to host White House Correspondent's Association dinner. Self Pleasuring Panda and Triumph still making decision on attending based on whether or not Biden shows up, too source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(24)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Obama denounces a GOP policy. Did I say GOP policy, I mean his own policy source: townhall.com \| share:	(305)
		Marco Rubio's frothing response to the Obama Administration's proposed Immigration Reform Bill could actually wind up getting the bill passed source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(94)
		The White House hired Cheech and Chong to write their immigration plan source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(17)
		Obama: smack Deal with the sequester. Congress: Fark you. Obama: SMACK DEAL WITH THE SEQUESTER. Congress: FARK spits blood YOU. Obama: kick to the nads Don't make me get Biden in here. Congress: Is Benghazi a scandal yet? Obama: facepalm source: reuters.com \| share:	(93)

Sun February 17, 2013

White House tells Washington Post that FBI says Democrat Senator didn't do anything wrong with any underage hookers, or anything else. So, that's over. HEY, that's over

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Sat February 16, 2013

		GOP Gov. Terry Branstad to Karl Rove: STFU when it comes to opening your mouth source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(41)
		Are separate vacations the first sign of trouble in paradise? Probably not, but let's run with it anyway source: weeklystandard.com \| share:	(27)

Tue February 12, 2013

John Boehner saw a camera today, which indicates six more weeks of sequestration bickering

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Mon February 11, 2013

		Sequester politics brings together McCain, Pelosi. In other news, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(76)
		And now for his second act, Obama will just bypass that pesky little congress ...thing source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(320)
		What does President Obama plan to do about the Brony situation? source: cnsnews.com \| share:	(41)

Sun February 10, 2013

More, More, More: President of the American Federation of Government Employees says a one-percent increase proposal from President Obama is "absolutely unconscionable"

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Sat February 09, 2013

Because everyone loved it so much the last time, government set to reintroduce CISPA

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Thu February 07, 2013

Human calzone Chris Christie thoughtfully considers dietary advice from former White House physician by calling her "just another hack looking for her five minutes" and advising her to STFU

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Wed February 06, 2013

How Obama has perfected the art of political trolling, with help from a "we just can't help ourselves" GOP

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Tue February 05, 2013

		In news that will shock you, it turns out that the less "ethnically challenged" a congressional district is drawn, the more likely a Republican represents it. Shocking, absolutely shocking source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(67)
		Jon Favreau to depart White House to work on Iron Man 3 full time source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(15)
		Once again, Obama fails to meet his Constitutionally mandated deadline for submitting a budget source: townhall.com \| share:	(125)

Sun February 03, 2013

Skeet-gate continues as gun owners lampoon President Obama for pandering to them with "idiotic" picture of him skeet shooting

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Sat February 02, 2013

White House puts rumors to rest by releasing official photo of Obama shooting his load

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Thu January 31, 2013

		Democrats: You see. The defense cuts will kill this country's economy. House GOP: So? source: politico.com \| share:	(207)
		President Obama's claim of skeet shooting "all the time" does not pass The Pinocchio Test source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(277)

Wed January 30, 2013

		The first - and only - White House petition you'll ever need to sign source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(63)
		Obama, you're doing a heck of a job with your jobs council. How about we just let this die source: motherjones.com \| share:	(59)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Romney heading to DC for luncheon. Sources say he plans to jog past the White House, pause, and smile that sad, conflicted smile that Damian Lewis makes in the opening credits of Homeland source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		If you want straight answers about Benghazi, the White House says you're "obsessed" source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(416)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Wayne LaPierre goes full Kahn, turns the Genesis Derpvice up to 11: "Obama wants to turn the idea of absolutism into a dirty word. He wants you, all of you,...to accept the idea of principles as he sees fit" source: politico.com \| share:	(264)
		So here's the plan, we'll make it just like Die Hard but instead of a High Rise, it takes place in the White House source: youtube.com \| share:	(45)
		The Obamas partied until well after midnight on the night of the inaugural ball. And you people voted for this monster? source: politico.com \| share:	(18)
		Meeting the president isn't usually on the public White House tour. Usually source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(76)
		If the White House gets the debt ceiling bill that says the Senate must pass a budget or they can't get paid, Obama will look at it before going "I'm okay with this" source: politico.com \| share:	(41)

Tue January 22, 2013

		What's on the Obama agenda and what isn't? Environment, Gun Control, Fiscal Cliff, Unity, and maybe some basketball. "Driving around DC with Biden in his Trans-AM" is, sadly, absent source: politico.com \| share:	(22)
		"Obama dodges 'hard choices' on entitlements" because that whole "we shouldn't decide between helping the generation that built this country and investing in the future" line totally didn't mean anything source: politico.com \| share:	(53)

Mon January 21, 2013

The people have spoken: Fix the nation's budget problems by pawning Mt. Rushmore

source: money.msn.com | share:

(46)

Sun January 20, 2013

Not news: Sailor gets hot Asian girl. News: Girl is Olympic athlete Michelle Kwan. Bonus: Guy is on the White House national security staff

source: eonline.com | share:

(42)

Sat January 19, 2013

		Calling all visionary Farkers: Sign Subby's White House petition to stage an intervention for NASA's addiction to tinkering with big bottle rockets. Oh, and save the human race. That too source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(27)
		White House now valued at $294.9 million, up 7 percent since Obama took office. Difficulty: You still have to spend about a billion dollars in order to live there for just four years source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(18)

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