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Wed April 10, 2013

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		Remember when President Obama laid out an ambitious agenda for a second term in his State of the Union address? Yea, well you can just forget all about that now source: salon.com \| share:	(158)
		Suspicious vehicle spotted near White House. Hey, did someone actually buy Uncle Joe a biatchin' Trans Am after all? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(13)
		The White House may have put an end to tours because of the sequester, but it still doesn't keep them from having private concerts source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	(69)

Tue April 09, 2013


		0bama responded to Roger Ebert's death quicker than Thatchers, therefore he has to watch a marathon session of "North" or something source: cnsnews.com \| share:	(95)

Thu April 04, 2013

(Some Guy)

If you disagree with Rush Limbaugh you are bad and you should feel bad. Or something

source: rushlimbaugh.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

White House senior adviser upset about news aggregation website's effect on the news

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Tue April 02, 2013

		White House needs BRAINssssssssssssssss source: theverge.com \| share:	(32)
		Obama uses child to help perpetrate April Fool's hoax, which means Tagg is president and Bapp and Trig get to play bouncy on Lincoln's bed source: todaynews.today.com \| share:	(41)

Mon April 01, 2013


		North Korea to USA, "April fool" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(157)
		Obama puts bunny ears on his dog, Bo, cements his position as history's greatest monster source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(70)

Fri March 29, 2013

		Obama uses his executive power to take your guns. No, not really. Yet source: thehill.com \| share:	(500)
		Fox News says gov't. money for sex ed should be used instead for White House tours, apparently so kids can see where bjs happen instead of learn how to perform them safely source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(156)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Conspiracy theorist claims Secret Service is employing shape shifting aliens. White House claims they couldn't employ them because they have no money. Who do you believe? source: wired.com \| share:	(54)
		100 years ago, President Wilson started the tradition of the presidential press conference. 99 years ago, he started the tradition of trying to dodge questions source: politico.com \| share:	(8)
		GOP on the Hill: Fark it, let's not do anything. The sequester is all bluff. GOP at home: WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE? source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(53)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Nixon's dorky side caught on Super 8 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		The trailer for the second film about saving the White House is here. Bonus: it doesn't star Gerard Butler and his weird mouth source: shortlist.com \| share:	(32)

Mon March 25, 2013

		Despite the sequester, Joe Biden rang up a $585,000 bill for one night at the Intercontinental Hotel in Paris. Which also raises the question, "Why the hell was Biden in Paris in the first place?" source: nysun.com \| share:	(614)
		5 takeaways from Obama's Israel trip: Bromance, Romance, Turkmance, Nomance and Biden source: politico.com \| share:	(33)

Sat March 23, 2013

US Senate passes budget resolution, after "herculean" effort. News: For the first time since 2009. Now it turns to the House, where it will take an act of God

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Wed March 20, 2013

That Menendez donor? Yeah, there may be connections to Reid and Obama. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE

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Mon March 18, 2013

White House announces that it is lowering expectations for Barack Obama's Israel trip, presumably from "establishing the groundwork for a lasting Middle East peace" to "not handing over Israel to the Friends of Hamas"

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Sun March 17, 2013

Although the sequester forced Obama to cease White House tours for the first time in history, his PAC wants to make sure access to the president is available at the grassroots level for a measly $500K

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Sat March 16, 2013

		"Obama and Biden may be overseas at the same time next week" Which means Boehner is president and we all have to build a death ray pointed at a planet we've never heard of source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(40)
		Nice little old lady celebrates her 100th birthday... two years after her house exploded - with her in it source: phillyburbs.com \| share:	(11)
		So, it is looking more and more like Nixon really did sabotage the Vietnam war peace talks under Johnson, letting it drag on five more years, killing hundreds of thousands of people. Just to win the election source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(175)

Fri March 15, 2013

		Biden launches audio series "Being Biden": "So I was drivin' around in my 'vette the other day, top down. I see this mighty fiiiiine woman just walk into a biker bar. I put on my leather and just stroll right in. Nicely done" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(9)
		Pause the video at :42. WTF is that in the background? source: youtube.com \| share:	(109)

Thu March 14, 2013

Obama to House GOP: I reject your reality, and substitute my own

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Wed March 13, 2013

		"The budget battle: What the heck is going on in D.C.?" Well, when two parties hate each other very much, they tend to disagree on how the country should be run. To the point that working together is nothing short of treason source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(157)
		Desperate Marines are running low on ammo. Remember: short, controlled bursts source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(105)

Sun March 10, 2013

		Nobody liked the White House tours that much anyway source: reuters.com \| share:	(93)
		White House tapes catch the President saying, "I don't know why any individual should have a right to have a revolver in his house. Why can't we go after handguns, period?" President Nixon, that is source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	(129)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Phyllis Schlafly urges RNC to reaffirm opposition to winning the White House ever again source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(212)
		One female reporter discovers that breast feeding in Obama's White House is almost as hard as getting a budget through Congress source: slate.com \| share:	(188)
		Obama charm offensive "may have limited effect". We get it, he's aloof source: usnews.com \| share:	(24)
		A pledge not to take lobbyists' money isn't stopping President Obama from, well, letting lobbyists fundraise for him source: publicintegrity.org \| share:	(37)
		White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker source: foxnews.com \| share:	(80)

Thu March 07, 2013

		Headline from our universe: Obama criticized by GOP for refusing to cancel Easter Egg Roll despite sequester. Headline from alternate universe: Obama criticized by GOP for cancelling sacred Christian rite of Easter Egg Roll source: usatoday.com \| share:	(119)
		After an epic 13 hour filibuster where Rand Paul demanded the White House and Eric Holder explain their position on drone strikes, the Attorney General writes a direct letter responding. And it. is. amazing source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(391)
		"And so it's come to this: Rand Paul talking all by himself on the Senate floor. It is a very sad statement on the intellectual collapse...of the media, whose first impulse in this administration is to circle the wagons around the White House" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(337)

Wed March 06, 2013

		This could be it, folks: Sequestergate. Leaked email shows that Obama has been deliberately trying to make the sequester a bad thing source: foxnews.com \| share:	(469)
		Now the Democrats worry: Crap, Obama may have cried wolf a little. Baaaaaaad President source: politico.com \| share:	(124)

Tue March 05, 2013

		White House tours fall victim to sequestration, leading one Republican to declare it a "stunt" and drafting legislation that would forbid using public funds to "transport the president to or from a golf course" till tours resume source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	(188)
		Rand Paul : "Drones against Americans in the US?" Holder: "Nah.... unless maybe Pearl Harbor or 9/11." Paul: POUTRAGE source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(417)
		It turns out that the White House is not quite as thrilled about Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea as the press would have you believe source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(61)
		This story has it all: ice sculptures, creepy Amerisrael logos, cardboard Presidents and Palestinian warnings over the "Muslim sovereignty" of the Temple Mount. It even ends with a US Ambassador insulting Iraq, Lebanon, Egypt and Turkey source: theblaze.com \| share:	(43)
		House appropriators approve $2 billion for barn door locks source: thehill.com \| share:	(18)

Mon March 04, 2013

		White House replies to petition: "It's time to legalize cell phone unlocking" source: networkworld.com \| share:	(120)
		So it's the Monday after sequester...what happened to all the doom, gloom, mayhem, and despair predicted by the White House? White House: Um, yeah, we might have been exaggerating a little. Still the Republicans' fault, though source: foxnews.com \| share:	(261)

Sun March 03, 2013

		Mitt Romney: "It kills me not to be there, not to be in the White House doing what needs to be done" source: reuters.com \| share:	(330)
		Due to sequester cuts Joe Biden will be taking the train home instead of flying. If only he had a Trans-Am he could drive instead source: townhall.com \| share:	(80)

Sat March 02, 2013

Obama and Boehner, a history of hatred in awkward photos

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Obama can't 'Jedi mind meld' a budget deal, any more than he can simply walk into Westeros source: statesman.com \| share:	(147)
		Kerry to rap Turkey PM over remark. Mmm, Turkey wrap source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(31)
		Texas man dismayed to discover that not only are tumbleweeds sentient, they're apparently all in the same gang. And they do NOT like his house source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(50)
		Since we all know the sequester is coming, here it is explained in layman's terms so you can understand the meltdown source: motherjones.com \| share:	(71)
		Boehner: Yeah, you know when I said I wanted the Senate and Obama to come up with a budget plan so we could negotiate? Yeah I lied source: nytimes.com \| share:	(286)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Ok, that Woodward thing blew up in our faces, but this guy totally got threatened by the White House For real this time source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(203)
		Threatening email to Bob Woodward from the White House turns out to be the nicest apology letter ever source: politico.com \| share:	(433)
		"The level of enmity and distrust here between Democrats and Republicans is as deep as it has been in a long time -- and both sides are in danger of underestimating the other's willingness to let destructive things happen to the country" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(138)
		Bob Woodward says White House threatened him over his criticism. Those are some nice First Amendment rights you have there, Bob. It would be a shame if something was to happen to them source: reuters.com \| share:	(382)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Our two most prominent leaders of color; America's first black president and its first orange Speaker of the House are set to attend the unveiling a statue of Rosa Parks in the Capitol Rotunda source: thehill.com \| share:	(87)
		This is what the interior of the White House looks like completely gutted source: nationaljournal.com \| share:	(37)

Tue February 26, 2013

Straight Talk Express scheduled to arrive at White House Station for Circular Argument

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Mon February 25, 2013

A detailed, state-by-state look at how sequester will screw us over

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Sun February 24, 2013

America's governors join the President in respectfully asking Congressional Republicans: "Pretty please, with sugar on top. Fix the f*cking sequester"

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Fri February 22, 2013

		US, "Niger, would you like us to send some drones to help with the terrorists"? Niger, "Please" source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(136)
		Evil when Bush did it, okay now, vol. DCCLXVI: "The Senate Democratic plan - which has been endorsed by the White House and is, in fact, the only Democratic plan actively under consideration right now - doesn't touch corporate jets" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(173)

Thu February 21, 2013

		No matter what your politics may be, we can all agree to that the fact that First Lady Michelle Obama's efforts to reduce childhood obesity are paying off is a good thing source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(208)
		GOP says absolutely no to a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants. Will now resort to election plan B: breeding a new generation of angry white men source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(209)
		Petition tops 100,000. White House will now need to explain why unlocking your cell phone is a crime source: networkworld.com \| share:	(156)
		Conan O'Brien to host White House Correspondent's Association dinner. Self Pleasuring Panda and Triumph still making decision on attending based on whether or not Biden shows up, too source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(24)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Obama denounces a GOP policy. Did I say GOP policy, I mean his own policy source: townhall.com \| share:	(305)
		Marco Rubio's frothing response to the Obama Administration's proposed Immigration Reform Bill could actually wind up getting the bill passed source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(94)
		The White House hired Cheech and Chong to write their immigration plan source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(17)
		Obama: smack Deal with the sequester. Congress: Fark you. Obama: SMACK DEAL WITH THE SEQUESTER. Congress: FARK spits blood YOU. Obama: kick to the nads Don't make me get Biden in here. Congress: Is Benghazi a scandal yet? Obama: facepalm source: reuters.com \| share:	(93)

Sun February 17, 2013

White House tells Washington Post that FBI says Democrat Senator didn't do anything wrong with any underage hookers, or anything else. So, that's over. HEY, that's over

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Sat February 16, 2013

		GOP Gov. Terry Branstad to Karl Rove: STFU when it comes to opening your mouth source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(41)
		Are separate vacations the first sign of trouble in paradise? Probably not, but let's run with it anyway source: weeklystandard.com \| share:	(27)

Tue February 12, 2013

John Boehner saw a camera today, which indicates six more weeks of sequestration bickering

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Mon February 11, 2013

		Sequester politics brings together McCain, Pelosi. In other news, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(76)
		And now for his second act, Obama will just bypass that pesky little congress ...thing source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(320)
		What does President Obama plan to do about the Brony situation? source: cnsnews.com \| share:	(41)

Sun February 10, 2013

More, More, More: President of the American Federation of Government Employees says a one-percent increase proposal from President Obama is "absolutely unconscionable"

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Sat February 09, 2013

Because everyone loved it so much the last time, government set to reintroduce CISPA

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Thu February 07, 2013

Human calzone Chris Christie thoughtfully considers dietary advice from former White House physician by calling her "just another hack looking for her five minutes" and advising her to STFU

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Wed February 06, 2013

How Obama has perfected the art of political trolling, with help from a "we just can't help ourselves" GOP

source: slate.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

		In news that will shock you, it turns out that the less "ethnically challenged" a congressional district is drawn, the more likely a Republican represents it. Shocking, absolutely shocking source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(67)
		Jon Favreau to depart White House to work on Iron Man 3 full time source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(15)
		Once again, Obama fails to meet his Constitutionally mandated deadline for submitting a budget source: townhall.com \| share:	(125)

Sun February 03, 2013

Skeet-gate continues as gun owners lampoon President Obama for pandering to them with "idiotic" picture of him skeet shooting

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Sat February 02, 2013

White House puts rumors to rest by releasing official photo of Obama shooting his load

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Thu January 31, 2013

		Democrats: You see. The defense cuts will kill this country's economy. House GOP: So? source: politico.com \| share:	(207)
		President Obama's claim of skeet shooting "all the time" does not pass The Pinocchio Test source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(277)

Wed January 30, 2013

		The first - and only - White House petition you'll ever need to sign source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(63)
		Obama, you're doing a heck of a job with your jobs council. How about we just let this die source: motherjones.com \| share:	(59)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Romney heading to DC for luncheon. Sources say he plans to jog past the White House, pause, and smile that sad, conflicted smile that Damian Lewis makes in the opening credits of Homeland source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		If you want straight answers about Benghazi, the White House says you're "obsessed" source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(416)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Wayne LaPierre goes full Kahn, turns the Genesis Derpvice up to 11: "Obama wants to turn the idea of absolutism into a dirty word. He wants you, all of you,...to accept the idea of principles as he sees fit" source: politico.com \| share:	(264)
		So here's the plan, we'll make it just like Die Hard but instead of a High Rise, it takes place in the White House source: youtube.com \| share:	(45)
		The Obamas partied until well after midnight on the night of the inaugural ball. And you people voted for this monster? source: politico.com \| share:	(18)
		Meeting the president isn't usually on the public White House tour. Usually source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(76)
		If the White House gets the debt ceiling bill that says the Senate must pass a budget or they can't get paid, Obama will look at it before going "I'm okay with this" source: politico.com \| share:	(41)

Tue January 22, 2013

		What's on the Obama agenda and what isn't? Environment, Gun Control, Fiscal Cliff, Unity, and maybe some basketball. "Driving around DC with Biden in his Trans-AM" is, sadly, absent source: politico.com \| share:	(22)
		"Obama dodges 'hard choices' on entitlements" because that whole "we shouldn't decide between helping the generation that built this country and investing in the future" line totally didn't mean anything source: politico.com \| share:	(53)

Mon January 21, 2013

The people have spoken: Fix the nation's budget problems by pawning Mt. Rushmore

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Sun January 20, 2013

Not news: Sailor gets hot Asian girl. News: Girl is Olympic athlete Michelle Kwan. Bonus: Guy is on the White House national security staff

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Sat January 19, 2013

		Calling all visionary Farkers: Sign Subby's White House petition to stage an intervention for NASA's addiction to tinkering with big bottle rockets. Oh, and save the human race. That too source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(27)
		White House now valued at $294.9 million, up 7 percent since Obama took office. Difficulty: You still have to spend about a billion dollars in order to live there for just four years source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(18)

Fri January 18, 2013

Obama's job council hits new milestone in its existence...One year without holding a meeting

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Thu January 17, 2013

		Sure, why not: Orly Taitz in court filing asks "How do we know the Barack Obama in the White House is not his own Indonesian body double/spy, and that the real Obama is not dead somewhere?" source: wonkette.com \| share:	(207)
(Some Guy)		Republican State Leadership Committee: "We rocked the House because of successful gerrymandering" source: rslc.com \| share:	(158)

Wed January 16, 2013

		In 1994, TX elected a former steet vagrant to Congress, but threw him out after 1 term as he proved to be a lunatic who spouted wild conspiracy theories. Almost 20 years later, he's back in Congress-and now considered part of the GOP mainstream source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(128)
		The White House has finally taken steps to put an end to a problem that has been plaguing this country for months now source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(45)
		Pop Quiz: Which of President Obama's 23 new executive orders would have prevented the Sandy Hook tragedy? source: slate.com \| share:	(426)

Tue January 15, 2013

		The Empire strikes back ... against the White House source: hypervocal.com \| share:	(87)
		That's it. We're screwed source: salon.com \| share:	(45)

Sat January 12, 2013

White House responds to secession petitions. TR;DL "you'll get over it"

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Fri January 11, 2013

		Congressman Charlie Rangel says the lack of diversity in Obama's White House is "as embarassing as hell". In response, the White House points out they do have one black guy in a kinda important position source: tv.msnbc.com \| share:	(118)
		Wait, now it's OK to get priests and pastors to influence their flocks on a political issue? source: politico.com \| share:	(55)
		Obama first term: "Can't we all just get along?" Obama second term: "You guys had your chance, now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational White House" source: slate.com \| share:	(639)
		One of Senator Dan "Badass" Inouye's old army bodies - who once got 1,650 people to surrender during a battle using only a loudspeaker - is sending his Congressional Gold Medal on a museum tour source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(25)
		Inside the editor's staff meeting: "And another thing, try to work more poetry into headlines, readers seem to like that" source: haaretz.com \| share:	(10)

Thu January 10, 2013

I wouldn't say Biden's talk with the NRA on gun control won't go well, but Fark would have a better chance of buying him a T-bird and having him wash it on the front lawn of the White House

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Wed January 09, 2013

		The latest Birther target? Chief Justice John Roberts, whom they want impeached if he swears in the foreign usurper Balrog HUSSEIN Taxbongo for a second term source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(170)
		Despite being an Islamaphobe, homophobe, and all around crazy person, Michele Bachmann has been re-appointed to the House Intelligence Committee source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(64)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Paul Krugman: "Does anyone doubt that the White House pays attention to what I write?" source: krugman.blogs.nytimes.com \| share:	(240)
		Finally, a White House Petition that makes some damn sense: Shut down the White House Petition website source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(37)
		White House responds to "Deport Piers Morgan" petition. "We respect freedom of expression, but did you see this dumbass on TV last night? Oh boy, was that funny" source: politico.com \| share:	(496)
		Gun rights activists livid that the White House is considering legislation that may do more than ban cosmetic firearm features source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(674)
		Brennan pick revives the White House leak issue. I know this because I met a man in a dark parking garage who told me that this would go green source: politico.com \| share:	(26)

Mon January 07, 2013

		Al Roker: "I sharted myself at the White House" source: tmz.com \| share:	(47)
		Fresh off raising taxes, Democrats seek to raise taxes by $1 Trillion more. Bonus, according to democratic math $917 + $620 = $2000 source: thehill.com \| share:	(188)

Sat January 05, 2013

		President Obama's secret weapon? Dealmaker and bipartisan darling Vice President Joe Biden source: npr.org \| share:	(86)
		Obama 2008 presidential campaign omitted reporting donor names, so now Sarah Palin is automatically president and the Obama campaign has to pay a $375,000 fine. Subby is not entirely making this up source: usatoday.com \| share:	(27)

Thu January 03, 2013

		House sustains its Boehner source: npr.org \| share:	(248)
		Say what you will about the tenets of supply-side economics, dude - at least it's an ethos source: nymag.com \| share:	(33)

Wed January 02, 2013

		House Republicans fail to reauthorize bill that would criminalize most of their other bills source: maddowblog.msnbc.com \| share:	(127)
		You think this last weekend was fun? Wait two months and enjoy the followup special "Fiscal cliff 2: Electric Booga-farkwe'rebroke" source: politico.com \| share:	(168)
		This cliff deal, which was to help the deficit, will add $4T to the deficit. You're doing it wrong source: politico.com \| share:	(64)
		Did the Democrats just screw themselves, and to a larger extent all of us, with this fiscal deal? source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(170)
		"Go Fark yourself" Boehner tells Reid, then brags about it source: politico.com \| share:	(181)

Tue January 01, 2013

Fiscal Cliff downgraded to Fiscal Slope

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Mon December 31, 2012

		Deal in Senate reached. Like the cartoon characters they are, wily Senators run off cliff, hang in midair, turn around, spin wheels, return to cliff source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	(223)
		It's not so funny--the House won't talk anymore source: cnn.com \| share:	(396)
		President Obama is such an inept negotiator that he's going to end up getting everything he wants in the fiscal cliff deal and at the same time make Republicans look like complete buffoons source: nationalreview.com \| share:	(131)

Sun December 30, 2012

		Reid vs. McConnell. This is the fight of the century. A knockdown drag out between the Old Man and the Turtle. This is your official Sunday GOV Showdown. Let's get ready to HUMBLE source: politico.com \| share:	(177)
		Boehner: The House is waiting on the Senate to act. Senate: The Senate is waiting on the House to act. W.H.: We're waiting on both you dumbasses to put something together. American Public: You all suck source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(176)

Thu December 27, 2012

		Sequestration or not, the Defense department is preparing for a draw down to only outspending the next five countries combined source: politico.com \| share:	(120)
		As the countdown to the fiscal cliff nears the end, GOP leaders in D.C. frantically put together a package to save the American economy, show true leadership. Just kidding...they are punting and wanting the Dems to do all the real work source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(170)

Tue December 25, 2012

The First Dog upstages the First Lady when it comes to "The Night Before Christmas" (w/video)

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Fri December 21, 2012

		KVUE runs the story about Fark's White House petition: "Too many serious petitions on this site asking the President to work his butt off. We believe that he should have a chance to have a good time" source: kvue.com \| share:	(1)
		John Kerry to be the next ex-Presidential candidate to be nominated for Secretary of State source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(132)
		"Stymied, Republican leaders called a recess around 7 p.m. Members streamed in and out of the whip's office, munched on Chick-fil-A sandwiches (regular and spicy) and professed uncertainty over what comes next" source: nytimes.com \| share:	(208)

Thu December 20, 2012

		Headline: Boehner is willing to raise taxes on millionaires Reality: His "Plan B" proposal is actually chock-full of gifts to the most wealthy, which are paid for by tax increases for those making less than $50K source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(273)
		Someone once compared getting consensus in Congress to herding cats. The analogy still holds but now you'll have to imagine that the cats are angry and brain damaged source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(136)

Wed December 19, 2012

		Boehner is gathering support for Plan B, Obama vows to abort it if passed source: latimes.com \| share:	(45)
		Old and busted: Boehner blasts Obama for not counting interest payments against the deficit. New hotness: Boehner blasts Obama for counting interest payments against the deficit source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(62)

Tue December 18, 2012

Boehner blinks & farts. Not to be outdone, White House blinks, farts & pinches a loaf

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Mon December 17, 2012

		Dictator Obama uses massacre in Newtown to destroy second amendment rights, like we knew he would all along. read article. Oh, wait, actually he refuses to act hastily on any legislation because it is a "complex problem" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(288)
		Boehner blinks, White House farts source: cnbc.com \| share:	(54)
		White House website petition to build a Death Star reaches required 25k signatures for official response. Let's start by dissolving the Senate. Fear will keep the local states in line source: wired.com \| share:	(103)

Sun December 16, 2012

		Finally, a White House petition for the US Government to declare the Westboro Baptist Church a hate group source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(129)
		Obama to Boehner: "Blink harder" source: reuters.com \| share:	(194)

Sat December 15, 2012

		In one day, more people have signed a petition asking Obama to address gun control than Texans wanting to secede from the Union source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(1049)
		Don't pass out, but Obama is to name Sen. John Kerry as Secretary of State source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(189)

Fri December 14, 2012

		Republican House leadership: "No we didn't purge these committee members because they're too conservative. We booted them because they're a**holes" source: dailykos.com \| share:	(87)
		Senator Leahy (D-VT) wants to know when the White House is gonna toke up with him source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(119)

Thu December 13, 2012

		Hispanic Leadership Network says new poll shows "the policies offered by conservative candidates are more closely aligned with the values of Hispanic voters" Poll actually shows Democrats ahead by huge margins on every issue in every state source: dailykos.com \| share:	(145)
		What was the GOP's latest offer to avoid the fiscal cliff? All Bush tax cuts must remain in place, fresh diapers and Gold Bond must be provided to soothe the butthurt stemming from the elections source: cnn.com \| share:	(171)

Wed December 12, 2012

Jeff Immelt, Obama's job council chair: "China's state-run communism may not be your cup of tea, but their government works." Subby wonders if the new US Mac manufacturing facility will have balcony nets

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