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Headlines matching 'White House'

Fri February 10, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		11-year-old girl designs video game, earns trip to the White House (with impressive video) (telegram.com)	(42)

Thu February 09, 2012

		New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind (nypost.com)	(119)
		John Edwards spent $836,000 in 2011 on the primary campaign he dropped in 2008. Now that's determination (sfgate.com)	(12)

Wed February 08, 2012

President Obama helps launch a marshmallow across the State Dining Room. SCIENCE (youtube.com)

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Mon February 06, 2012

		Iran bank accounts in the US frozen, basically putting them at a zero balance. Those overdraft fees are gonna be murder (newsmax.com)	(51)
		The 2016 election is already upon us (nytimes.com)	(103)

Fri February 03, 2012

Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer" (politico.com)

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Tue January 31, 2012

Senator McConnell: "We gave Obama everything he wanted" (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Mon January 30, 2012

(Washingtonian)

White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013 (washingtonian.com)

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Sat January 28, 2012

Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Fri January 27, 2012

		College and university presidents would like a private word with Obama about that whole "you need to stop hiking tuition rates just because you want to" thing (npr.org)	(178)
		Grover Norquist says that if Obama lets the Bush tax cuts expire he should be impeached. Which would be nothing more than the ravings of a madman if half the Congress hadn't sworn an oath of fealty to him last year (news.yahoo.com)	(180)

Thu January 26, 2012

		House GOP last month: Obama this bill will FORCE you to decide on the Keystone XL pipeline. Obama: Okay I've decided and my answer is "no". House GOP this month: THIS bill will make the decision not up to you anymore (news.yahoo.com)	(125)
		Gingrich has declared war on the anti-Republican media pro-liberal bias and double standard that give Democrat candidates a built in 8- to 10-point advantage. It's about time. We've got a country to save (townhall.com)	(202)

Wed January 25, 2012

(Red State)		Difference between the 2008 and 2012 primaries? In 2008, Democrats fight over two highly electable candidates. In 2012, Republicans fight over two highly flawed candidates and neither side thinks the other can win (redstate.com)	(71)
		YES (theweek.com)	(136)

Tue January 24, 2012

Will Biden do something stupid? Will Boehner cry? Will Obama say anything relevant? It's your Official State Of The Union Address Thread (newsday.com)

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Mon January 23, 2012

		John Kerry has earned yet another purple heart (abcnews.go.com)	(71)
		MPAA is hiring after old employees failed to fulfill their obligations (theregister.co.uk)	(327)
		Obama will participate in Google+ 'Hangout' after State of the Union, spurning Fark once again (csmonitor.com)	(49)

Sun January 22, 2012

A Mighty Wind: President Obama's State of the Union will offer economic blueprint (news.yahoo.com)

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Fri January 20, 2012

Surpassing Vladimir Putin as the greatest judo master in politics, Obama asks House Republicans to keep their word and enact the $1.2 trillion in across-the-board spending cuts they promised in April (news.yahoo.com)

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Thu January 19, 2012

	Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked (politico.com)	(99)
(Some Guy)	Obama political ad claims that Politifact certified as "Promise Kept" his campaign promise to clean up ethics in the White House. Politifact: "Um, well that was actually for one specific item back in 2009" (politifact.com)	(65)
(CBS South Carolina)	Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest (www2.wspa.com)	(165)

Wed January 18, 2012

(Global News)	Canadian website Global News salutes Fark and other sites for taking a stand against the draconian bullshiat that is SOPA and PIPA (globalnews.ca)	(0)
(Inquisitr)	"Fark is one of the few sites supporting SOPA and PIPA." The Inquisitr is one of the few sites that didn't get the joke. (last item) (inquisitr.com)	(2)
	White House announces it will reject Keystone Pipeline. John Boehner really wishes he had control over his investment portfolio right about now (washingtonpost.com)	(357)
	"Smoking object" thrown at White House during protest while Obamas were mere blocks away. It was an OWS protest, though, so let's not make any fast judgments or assumptions. Poor little scamp probably just wants to be loved (cnn.com)	(57)
	Web protests put SOPA on life support, much like Drew's liver (politico.com)	(90)

Fri January 13, 2012

Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time (thehill.com)

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Wed January 11, 2012

Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north (upi.com)

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Mon January 09, 2012

		William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November (latimes.com)	(24)
		Snoop Dogg goes to the White House and asks the burning question of our time: Yo Prez, can we legalize marijuana already? (politico.com)	(232)
		Delonte West of the Dallas Mavericks will not be with the team visiting the White House because of a failed criminal background check (espn.go.com)	(68)
		In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas (news.yahoo.com)	(239)

Sun January 08, 2012

...and then Helena Bonham Carter jumped out of the cake nude (telegraph.co.uk)

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Fri January 06, 2012

		Rick Santorum between huffs of bug spray: unemployment has been dropping because of "optimism that Republicans will take the White House" (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(117)
		Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, the White House, George Soros, and the mainstream MSM media were in cahoots to steal the election for Obama until heroic blogger-patriots delayed the release of a movie about bin Laden's murder (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(155)

Thu January 05, 2012

		And the biatchslapping of Congress continues. After "recess-appointing" Cordray to head the CFPB yesterday, Obama did the same for the three NLRB members Republicans have been blocking since last year (news.yahoo.com)	(224)
		President Obama to announce his summer jobs plan. Experts predict the economic effects shall be similar or exactly the same as all of his previous job plans (jsonline.com)	(80)

Tue January 03, 2012

"Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars" (wired.com)

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Mon January 02, 2012

(AFP)

Right now, six people running for the job of the leader of the most powerful nation on earth are trying desperately to convince voters that they don't believe in science and won't govern based on it (thejakartaglobe.com)

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Sat December 31, 2011

(ACLU)		Goodbye 2011, Hello 1984 (aclu.org)	(422)
		Obama "no longer needs Congress to promote his agenda," says fear will keep the local systems in line (chicagotribune.com)	(114)

Fri December 30, 2011

The worst political gaffes of 2011. The hard part was narrowing the list to ten (theweek.com)

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Thu December 29, 2011

Karl Rove's political predictions for 2012: Republicans will keep the House, take the Senate, Obamacare will be overturned, Sarah Palin will become president, and Obama will be forced to take a job shoveling elephant crap at the circus (realclearpolitics.com)

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Wed December 28, 2011

The top ten political blunders of 2011, including Rick Perry choosing to debate, Mitch Daniels sitting the election out and whatever the hell Tim Pawlenty is (politico.com)

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Tue December 27, 2011

MLB's new security chief used to work for the Secret Service. When assigned to White House security in 1995, he denied Monica Lewinsky access to the Oval Office. Guess what happened next? (deadspin.com)

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Sat December 24, 2011

The latest White House controversy? Where is Bo? Still no cure for politicians (latimes.com)

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Thu December 22, 2011

House Republicans cave to outside pressure, agree to compromise with Democrats. This is not a repeat from ever (nationaljournal.com)

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Wed December 21, 2011

	Queen Sheila Jackson Lee (D-eeeeeeeerp) make a case for scrapping the Constitution and vesting dictatorial powers to the Executive office (thehill.com)	(171)
	The Republican battle over the payroll tax cut is great news for Obama, whose political enemies are making him look really, really good (salon.com)	(100)
(Some Guy)	For the record, Schoolhouse Rocks' "I'm Just A Bill" does not anywhere mention House-Senate conference committees or what happens if the House and Senate disagree on a bill (mcclatchydc.com)	(102)

Tue December 20, 2011

House GOP finally meets a tax cut they don't like (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)

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Mon December 19, 2011

By mocking Tim Tebow and giving Mormonism a pass, it's obvious that the Soros-funded Saturday Night SNL Live wants a 2012 race between the atheist antichrist Muslim currently in the White house and the follower of an alien moon god (newsbusters.org)

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Fri December 16, 2011

GOP kills CFL lightbulbs to keep the whole government from going dark (politico.com)

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Thu December 15, 2011

No, Obama did not j/k on his promise to veto the defense bill if it included language to incarcerate without due process. Language of the bill was changed to exempt US citizens before being signed (npr.org)

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Wed December 14, 2011

Facing Obama's veto threat, Congress caves, and drops the whole "let's completely dismantle the 4th amendment" rider from the new Defense spending bill (news.yahoo.com)

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Sat December 10, 2011

		Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times (content.usatoday.com)	(86)
		Boehner: "It is my hope that the president will accept this measure so that Americans can see that we are still capable of working together to the meet the challenges we face" (reuters.com)	(116)

Fri December 09, 2011

		Rush Limbaugh on White House Hanukkah celebration: "I'm sure he thought it was Kwanzaa" (mediamatters.org)	(264)
		Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in (hotair.com)	(157)
		GOP: "Nice payroll tax cut you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it. By the way, have you heard about this nifty new oil pipeline to Texas? We like oil" (foxnews.com)	(340)

Thu December 08, 2011

		For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but be forever protected from government plots to embed GPS tracking devices in their bodies (washingtonpost.com)	(105)
		If enough people "throw their vote away" and vote for a third party, we might actually have real change (thedailybeast.com)	(221)
		Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off (politico.com)	(56)

Sun December 04, 2011

"It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist. That's part of what due process is -- deciding, are you a terrorist?" - Rand Paul (B-roken Clock) (huffingtonpost.com)

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Fri December 02, 2011

		That wet splat you just heard was Cain's ranking in the polls bottoming out in the single digits. That, or he just finished up with another mistress (usatoday.com)	(104)
		Obama betrays his Muslim faith at White House Christmas tree lighting (religion.blogs.cnn.com)	(285)
		Senate passes bill with terrifying disputation policies. House says it's not lupus (politico.com)	(39)

Wed November 30, 2011

(Some New Guy)

Obama needs to rebrand himself. But not like the "New Coke," more like Kim Kardashian (usnews.com)

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Mon November 28, 2011

Hard to believe that several years ago, we were looking at him for our President. The true Powell surfaced. He was NEVER a Republican NEVER (newsbusters.org)

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Fri November 25, 2011

Petition to remove all discussion of Skyrim from the internet (kotaku.com)

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Thu November 24, 2011

Wild Turkey reaches out to the White House to hire the pardoned turkeys as spokesbirds. "In a manner of direct speaking, we invite the President to give us the bird" (news.yahoo.com)

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Thu November 17, 2011

(Some Guy)

See what you did, TeaParty? White House Shooter "believed he was Jesus and thought President Barack Obama was the anti-Christ" (kptv.com)

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Sat November 12, 2011

Wonder what the comments are like on FoxNews' coverage of the shooting near the White House? *magic wavy transition* (foxnews.com)

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Fri November 11, 2011

Maintaining their steady focus on job creation, every Republican Senator votes to eliminate net neutrality regulations (chicagotribune.com)

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Thu November 10, 2011

Donate to my campaign and make a small loan to Solyndra and you'll get paid back. Those stupid taxpayers will never know (cbsnews.com)

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Wed November 09, 2011

		Obama to sign executive order to reduce government waste. Fraud, abuse inconsolable (huffingtonpost.com)	(73)
		Supporters of the MS "Personhood" ballot initiative say they're not going to let a little thing like the clearly and overwhelmingly expressed will of the people stop them from trying again to get the law passed in other ways (news.yahoo.com)	(150)
		ISPs: 'We want to slow down internet traffic we don't like.' FCC: 'No.' Congress: 'Yes.' Obama: 'Oh hell naw' (wired.com)	(103)

Tue November 08, 2011

		Meanwhile, at the White House (shortlist.com)	(15)
		Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done (nationaljournal.com)	(113)

Mon November 07, 2011

(wtsp.com)		Bill Clinton has a job plan that doesn't blow (wtsp.com)	(39)
		The White House threw heaps of valuable intelligence gained after Operation Osama Boom Headshot under the bus, purely for political gain (news.yahoo.com)	(237)

Sun November 06, 2011

White House to UFO buffs: Nothing to see here, move along please (msnbc.msn.com)

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Fri November 04, 2011

		Your GOP at work: Voting to subpoena White House for Solyndra documents and voting to block subpoenas of BP for oil spill documents. Fark.com: On the SAME day (dailykos.com)	(97)
		President Obama tells Europe to get its economic house in order so the Euro wouldn't fall. Meanwhile in other news, the dollar continues its downward spiral (nytimes.com)	(44)

Thu November 03, 2011

		Outrage level 11: House subpoenas White House for Solyndra documents (palmbeachpost.com)	(147)
		Not News: White House spokesperson quotes the Bible. News: Incorrectly. Fark: In support of a jobs initiative? (politico.com)	(207)

Wed November 02, 2011

The 32 wittiest comebacks of all time. YOUR MOM HAD A WITTY COMEBACK (buzzfeed.com)

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Tue November 01, 2011

Remember how the GOP hasn't tried to pass any jobs bills? Yeah...about that (nationalreview.com)

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Mon October 31, 2011

		Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush (foxnews.com)	(196)
		Was Rick Perry trippin' balls at a recent stump speech? Watch the video for yourself, and decide (news.yahoo.com)	(160)