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Sat March 23, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy comes out of hiding, takes some really good LSD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Warner Music signs first ever record deal with an algorithm
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Fri March 22, 2019
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a home buyer's market
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Well now we know who stole the deep state's weather control machine
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Attention, everyone: Tucker Carlson is sick and tired of seeing all the endless, relentless leftist propaganda about climate change
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Attention, everyone: Tucker Carlson is sick and tired of seeing all the endless, relentless leftist propaganda about climate change
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Wed March 20, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple's new $200 airpods have wireless charging, voice controls, and Siri listening to you all the time, whether you like it or not
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas homeowner doesn't fall for the old snake ruse of "lets cut the cable and lure the human under the house so we can eat him," and instead calls for help to remove 45 rattlesnakes from under his house. Nice try snakes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas homeowner doesn't fall for the old snake ruse of "lets cut the cable and lure the human under the house so we can eat him," and instead calls for help to remove 45 rattlesnakes from under his house. Nice try snakes
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
And as the flood waters receded, a miracle appeared before them
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Tue March 19, 2019
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Did you know that in Tennessee the person who braids your hair is a licensed professional and is required to undergo 300 hours of training? Sounds racist
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Sun March 17, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorry, Nebraska is closed. Moose swimming in the floodwaters out front should'a told ya
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Sat March 16, 2019
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Settle in for another great round of endurance racing. Rain is in the forecast which usually mixes things up. This is your WeatherTech SportsCar Championship 12 hours of Sebring on the NBC family of networks at 10:30 AM ET(starting on CNBC)
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Thu March 14, 2019
(Vox)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: we can just spew sulfate aerosols into the atmosphere to mitigate the effects of spewing greenhouse gases. I'mma celebrate by going to Whataburger in my F-350 Super Duty, y'all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail documents chaos caused by Storm Gareth and 27-hour WEATHER BOMB. Enormous lorry queues; mountain goats blown into town centres; women battling with high winds; awkward plane landings; and more
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Wed March 13, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Batten down the lawn chairs, Gareth is coming
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Tue March 12, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wild goats flock to the Welsh town of Llandudno when the weather gets baaaaaaaad
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
I said LAST CALL
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The whole climate crisis is not only Fake News, it's Fake Science. There is no climate crisis, there's weather and climate all around the world." Oh Donnie
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Mon March 11, 2019
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time got you dragging? Well, if you can sneak away from your boss for a bit, today is National Napping Day. So catch a bit of a lie down if you can
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Sat March 09, 2019
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The weather is warming so it's time for the annual "rescuing of the idiots" articles
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The weather is warming so it's time for the annual "rescuing of the idiots" articles
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Thu March 07, 2019
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Judge issues restraining order against another snowstorm in Minnesota. Iowa on its own
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
In which your humble narrator breaches the secret vault where rests an ancient terror, waiting to rise again. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, unearthed edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The weather started getting rough, the mighty ship was tossed. If it wasn't for the courage of this fearless passenger, this video would be lost. The video would be lost
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Video explains a lot about golfers, snowmobile users and Michigan residents
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Video explains a lot about golfers, snowmobile users and Michigan residents
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're all just frogs in a simmering kettle
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Flight 4933 now arriving gate 8....gate 9.... gate 10....
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Say goodnight, weatherman
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Sat March 02, 2019
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Our global house is on fire, and Jay Inslee is the sanest Democratic presidential candidate for making his campaign all about it
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Fri March 01, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think you've had a hard time digging out from the weather this winter? Look at this house covered in ice near the edge of Lake Ontario in Pulaski, NY
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accuweather predicts there will be exactly--(reads entrails)--1,075 tornados in 2019
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Tue February 26, 2019
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
For those anxiously awaiting, AccuWeather has finally issued its fearless tornado season forecast
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Old and busted: walking the dog. New hotness: riding an exercise bike with an attached pet treadmill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stranded Amtrak train finally arrives at station. Victimized passengers shocked to discover they could simply exit train when it was stopped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stranded Amtrak train finally arrives at station. Victimized passengers shocked to discover they could simply exit train when it was stopped
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell (R - ated T for Turtle) says Republicans wouldn't be committing election fraud if Democrats supported voter ID laws
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Mon February 25, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ignore the posturing of pols and deniers, mortgage lenders will be the interest group forcing Americans to accept and deal with climate change
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America's favorite fear network tells the gripping tale of the "ice tsunami"
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Sat February 23, 2019
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Subway becomes subterranean
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michiganders, we're about to be hit by a "Bomb Cyclone". And no...I didn't know what the hell that meant until I RTFA
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michiganders, we're about to be hit by a "Bomb Cyclone". And no...I didn't know what the hell that meant until I RTFA
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kids: Please don't doom us to a future of suffering and death. Feinstein: I just won an election
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Do weather people sit around saying "What can we call somewhat unusual weather events to get them the most news coverage?"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Snowmageddon part 3 for the Midwest this week
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
As a 20 year resident of Tucson this is as much snow Subby has ever seen here in his life, and it's still coming down
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Thu February 21, 2019
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Unusual plowing technique leaves 30 blocks of Normal Blvd shorn clean of mailboxes
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Think it's cold where you are? Well, quit your whinging, except you Montana, you can proceed
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Mars is more extreme than anything you could find on Earth." Red Bull hoping to sponsor future X-games there
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Mars is more extreme than anything you could find on Earth." Red Bull hoping to sponsor future X-games there
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins posts about nice weather in Miami; fans conclude he wants out. Boy, that escalated quickly
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Rossi the snow-shoveling dog is what everyone needs this week
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Ocean waves are getting stronger... and Leon's getting laaaaarger
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Tue February 19, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine states. 200 million people. Snow, ice, and torrential rain. The next winter storm is here. EVERYBODY BUY EGGS AND BREAD AND MILK
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
High angle rescue offered as an add on attraction at Sea World San Diego
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Today)
 
 
 
Oh noes Toto: National Weather Service in Cleveland issues a "small dog warning" due to 50-mph winds
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Hoping to date that next Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy or Menendez brother, then we have the dating website for you
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Thu February 14, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This time we may have to call it El Niñ
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This time we may have to call it El Niñ
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Wed February 13, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Latest storm threat to Tahoe residents, "roofalanches"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Latest storm threat to Tahoe residents, "roofalanches"
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Captain America is a traitor, probably colluding with Black Widow and Red Guardian
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Aliens launch rocket from Salisbury Plain in Southern England (w/ video)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Last year's devastating wildfires bequeath a surprise dividend - miles and miles of colorful wildflowers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"The forecast calls for strong winds, snowstorms, and the possibility of power outages. That was your weather for Hawaii. And now, sports"
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Mon February 11, 2019
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Feeling bad, depressed that you will never live to the standard of living that you deserve? Then watch the Donner party documentary on the Weather Channel and you will never feel bad about your lot in life again. These people had no internet
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Sun February 10, 2019
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Snowboarder: "Hey, since there isn't any traffic out in this snowy weather, I think I'll try to jump over the road." Morgan Freeman: "That's when he found out that there was, indeed, traffic that fateful day"
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Teenage girls are going to save us. Don't laugh
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's going to kill us all: This mysterious ooze leaking out of a New York City subway station exhaust vent
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's going to kill us all: This mysterious ooze leaking out of a New York City subway station exhaust vent
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
On Fox News, a climate denier thinks the Green New Deal is going to weaponize the weather
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Thu February 07, 2019
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British cafe owner claims British people have "poor work ethic" after trial worker misses shift due to bad weather. Also, says workers should never be sick and, worst of all, is not a fan of bacon
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Earth's five warmest years on record have occurred since 2014" Wait... *counts on fingers*..... Aw, f*ck
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Worst Day of the Year Bike Ride has been postponed because of bad weather
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Worst Day of the Year Bike Ride has been postponed because of bad weather
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Extreme weather caused by climate change caused almost $100 billion in damages and killed 247 in the US--but remember, there are still a bunch of idiots who think it's not real
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Tue February 05, 2019
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey 'Rain Tax' soon to become law ...next up Sun and Cloud tax
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Mon February 04, 2019
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle undergoes this winter's first Snowmageddon, and drivers were, let us say, not prepared
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Air ambulance company #1: Sorry, the weather is too bad to fly; Air ambulance company #2: Sorry, the weather is too bad to fly; Air ambulance company #3: Sure, no problem, let's go. Then the OBVIOUS Tag happened
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After a meter of rain in a week, Queensland has gone full Australia
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Sun February 03, 2019
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Stir-crazy Minnesotans go nuts when temperature soars to 30 above, head outdoors to soak in warmth and check out cool ice sculptures at Winter Carnival. "A Minneapolis resident even captured a picture of their mailman delivering mail in shorts"
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can ground flights at an airport by having bad weather, or someone calling in a bomb threat. Then there's Florida's TSA agents
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember how Californians were laughing at the rest of the frozen USA this past week, what with their "chilly" highs of 60 or so? Well, weather karma is a biatch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ He's mister Snow Miser, it's time to go / Bye polar cold vortex, good riddance ten below / Now here comes Heat Miser, to warm up our butts, with a temperature flux... / Wait, we're f*cked? ♬
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Fri February 01, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Los Angeles freaks out over rare thunderstorm, slowing traffic on the 101 from 10 mph to 5 mph
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The polar vortex is over, so have some snow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit cop posts Snapchat video celebrating Black History Month. Since this is on Fark, you can guess it didn't go exactly as he planned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subzero claims 8th fatality, looks to unload on Johnny Cage in the next round
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Polar Vortex caused Chick-Fil-A to cancel its "First 100 Customers Get Free Food for a Year" promotion at two new stores in the St. Louis area
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Karma takes it too far: Man gets struck and seriously injured by SUV while being chased by owner of bicycle he just stole
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested after cosplaying as Mr. Freeze and shouting cold puns at people. Surprisingly, this didn't take place in Florida
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And here's the ultimate playlist for a frigid winter's day
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Drew Magary returns to Deadspin to trash those that underdress in cold weather. Subby is guilty as charged
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
🎷Should've known better than to spell a word, Without auto-correct that I've been given, So I'm never gonna tweet again, The way I twote with you 🎷
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
🎷Should've known better than to spell a word, Without auto-correct that I've been given, So I'm never gonna tweet again, The way I twote with you 🎷
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Zero emissions in zero weather. It's almost like dividing by zero
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Baby it's cold outside...no, seriously. Literally freezing. What are you foodie farkers' favorite cold weather recipes?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Brrr kills Hamilton
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Brrr kills Hamilton
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Me: I really can't stay. My bed: Baby it's cold out there
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Due to the EXTREME COLD weather, all criminal activity and acts of stupidity and foolishness has been cancelled. Even Elsa has been placed under arrest with NO BOND until further notice. Thank you for your attention and understanding to this matter
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, it's too damn cold to deliver beer. Thousands of Wisconsinites drown their frozen tears in old fashioneds
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, it's too damn cold to deliver beer. Thousands of Wisconsinites drown their frozen tears in old fashioneds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wind-chill is meaningless, says a non-homeless person from inside his heated office
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wind-chill is meaningless, says a non-homeless person from inside his heated office
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Sub-Zero temperatures no match for 80-year-old crossing guard. Scorpion, Raiden a different story
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No one will underestimate the power of our fully armed and operational Pelosi ever again
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Rich Russians are flocking to Florida to deliver American babies. Apparently anchor babies are welcome as long as the anchor is attached to a yacht
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wraps up our Monday night with a fascinating meteorological take on the Midwest's cold weather. Take a wild guess how that tweet ended
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Mon January 28, 2019
(Grist)
 
 
 
Trump's factually lacking Tweets are backfiring against him
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Sat January 26, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans unwilling to pay $10 a month to address climate change. Even fewer willing to pay $5 a month to kvetch about it on news aggregator sites
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife is currently in an online queue for tickets to Hamilton when it comes to Detroit. Apparently there were people sleeping outside the ticket office downtown in 6F weather overnight. What's the furthest you've gone for theater or event tickets?
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cripple Creek police investigating theft of ruby slippers
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hey look - something beautiful in Cleveland
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People avoid making tea at work so they don't have to make any for their coworkers. You know, if you were normal and drank coffee, you could make a whole damned pot and wouldn't have this problem
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Tue January 22, 2019
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
School principal channels his inner Billy Joel to send a message about a weather-related school closing, sings "We Didn't Want a Snow Day"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It was so cold in Alabama that an ice penis formed in someone's birdbath
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meteorology gets it right, just not all the time when it comes to predicting weather
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meteorology gets it right, just not all the time when it comes to predicting weather
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Mon January 21, 2019
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Philip crash victim Emma Fairweather claims it wasn't fair weather when he was 'dazzled by sun'. The sun wasn't there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'll gladly doom future generations to an unsurvivable climate if I could save a couple dollars on heat today
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Famous Japanese adventurer who completed his last ascent of Everest at 80 is still unsatisfied at age 86, has reached 6,000-meter level of Argentina's Mount Aconcagua with 960 meters to go to the summit
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Sat January 19, 2019
(STLToday)
 
 
 
A second reporter coincidentally enters the "Martin Luther ****, Jr." accidental contest
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Fri January 18, 2019
(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
A sign that you've given up hope? In every new Minecraft game, you don't build anything or mine stuff. You just wander out into the water and drown, over and over
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(Komo)
 
 
 
This Sunday (Sunday Sunday) see Super Blood Wolf Moon Total Eclipse live across the US
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Some Iowan)
 
 
 
It's not a Winter Weather Advisory until Frankie MacDonald says it is
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers say most of the world's potatoes are severely depressed. Maybe they just need thicker skins
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bobcats bobbing around
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Tue January 15, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Scotland, disturbing a lekking capercaillie is now an offence
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Mon January 14, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to serve championship athletes his favorite health foods during White House visit
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Sat January 12, 2019
(The Western Star)
 
 
 
A trio of abandoned kittens is lucky to be alive after being found in a snowbank by a trucker, just minutes before a snowplow was due to pass by, likely burying them. Please welcome Shiver, Stormy and Flurry to Caturday
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
Climate change should kill the concept of 'an act of God'
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's some nice weather you have there, hope it doesn't get broken
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The head of Google's self driving car program does not share Elon Musk's opinion on how long it will be before those cars stop driving people into stationary objects
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's an OLED TV that rolls up and down out of a box. Which sounds kinda lame in text, but the gif in the article is way cool
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
AccuWeather CEO steps down to pursue role in Trump administration, maybe make weather great again
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Fri January 04, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow looks great in Daisy Dukes, think otherwise you might be shallow, Hal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New report shows Texas has enough sun and wind to completely replace coal for power, and that's not even counting all the hot air
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mammary Clouds - They're real, and they're spectacular
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mammary Clouds - They're real, and they're spectacular
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Mon December 31, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pink sky baffles conspiracy theorists, who say it's proof of HAARP weather control and possibly also GUITAAR and VIOLAA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pink sky baffles conspiracy theorists, who say it's proof of HAARP weather control and possibly also GUITAAR and VIOLAA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents of Canada's most northern territory debate whether wind chill has value: "I think the wind chill is only applicable when you're outside, buck-naked"
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people need to just STFU. This is cute
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Zanzipub was on the brink of disaster. Then they added jello wrestling
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange and black are the new green
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Thu December 27, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to be doing a live weather report from a Spanish beach, make sure the beach doesn't have relaxed laws regarding nudity (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 26, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Throw directly in trash" somehow left off the list
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
But... but... we are the party of "support the troops." We all have yellow ribbon magnets on our cars
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Tue December 25, 2018
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Shut.Down.Everything. The best hot dog place in every state. When you come to Montana, look me up. First dog is on me
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Sat December 22, 2018
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
The weather is behaving and there's enough NASA employees that didn't get the memo still hanging around to make it happen, SpaceX looks to get the Air Force's GPSIII off the ground at 8:55 AM ET from Kennedy's LC-40
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Fri December 21, 2018
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Are you a 'Xennial'? What the xell is that? Xell if I know
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Thu December 20, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's officially a bear out there. And we're not talking about the weather
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom arrested after her kids found home alone watching Home Alone. She claims she was at work, but we know she's been smooching with everybody. Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby
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Wed December 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Weather Service releases their 14 day polar vortex forecast: "Baby it's cold outside"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Technology helps corn farmers to adapt to Chinese hoax
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Tue December 18, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The US, Guyana and India could apparently do up to five launches in 24 hours tomorrow, which beats Subby's Hump Day record by two
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Oh, yeah? That's it; you're going down, Frosty"
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Mon December 17, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Facebook continues to disable 'fraudulent' accounts including Heywood Jablowme, Jim Nasium, Erasmus B Draggin, and the National Weather Service
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Sat December 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two days ago the Hobbits were forced to scrub launching ten satellites because Smaug was making the weather rough. Retry tonight, window from 11pm to 3am ET. Coverage starts ~15 min prior to launch. Check @RocketLab on Twitter for news of delays
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Bytes of the Bumblebees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain raises weather warning level to "Cor, blimey" as temperatures drop to 25°F or, as it is known in Wisconsin, "t-shirt weather"
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Thu December 13, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
NHK equivalent of Jim Cantore heads to wintry Hokkaido town to demonstrate "waist-deep" snow, doesn't count on smartphone-toting local capturing him hopping into roadside snow bank to do his report
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After many studies and thousands of patients, we still don't know if moderate consumption of red wine is good or bad for you or does nothing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new algorithm improves flight safety and reduce delays. No word on what instruments were involved
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new algorithm improves flight safety and reduce delays. No word on what instruments were involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gus Fring and Carl Weathers join The Mandalorian
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Wed December 12, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man goes full Stay Puft with Christmas display, puts up inflatable Santa taller than his house
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're going to need bigger pyramids, technicolor dreamcoat
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wake up sheeple, HAARP weather control from the U.S. government is real and working: Mysterious straight cloud emerges over New York City (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wake up sheeple, HAARP weather control from the U.S. government is real and working: Mysterious straight cloud emerges over New York City (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 11, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sinkhole in road gets fixed thanks to Santa
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Sat December 08, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Evening launch at the West Coast? You better believe there will be a light show, UFO reports, and freakouts on Twitter
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Cop fired for having "relationship" with a high school student. Fark. Who was over 18. TotalFark: Cop wasn't working at the school. UltraFark: Internal affairs investigation noted cop hadn't violated any department policies or criminal laws
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
When I was a kid, we had to walk to school in the freezing weather 20 miles every day. We were too poor for shoes, so we had to try to wrap snow around our feet for warmth. If your feet bled, it would attract the wolves. Today's kids are just coddled
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Despite all the bad environmental news this year, there were still a few victories. Let's review
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Tue December 04, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Europeans are launching an Indian communication satellite and a Korean weather satellite from the only place in South America that could not kick them out. Launch is from 20:37 and 21:53 UTC i.e. 3:37 to 4:53 PM ET. Live at T minus 20 minutes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dooooooooooomed
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Mon December 03, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ummmm... because they are idiots?
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Sun December 02, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
This is what you should expect temperature-wise for the United States in December. Utah, you might be shivering this month
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Sat December 01, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
This years potato crop was not super sized
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Thu November 29, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sea World closed today because of too much water
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Amazon is now offering a service to control a satellite in space. Satellite and space launch not included unless you upgrade to Prime and buy Jeff Bezos a TotalFark subscription
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Should I do something sensible this weekend like run a marathon, or should i just rock out with a bunch of chicks? Oh, I know
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the internet was created: connecting your Billy Bass to your Alexa. Bonus: making it twerk
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Wed November 28, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Reasons for joy this holiday season: cooler weather, the leaves are changing, you're not killing people anymore
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, The Weather Witch crashes Thanksgiving, so Barry must run faster or the turkey will be ruined. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Jefferson and Anissa find themselves embroiled in a good old fashioned family feud. (CW 9ET)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd, that's El Niño's music!
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's responds to the findings of the major new US government multi-agency report on climate change: "I don't believe it" (w/video)
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Mon November 26, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The Arctic is turning brown because of weird weather - and it could accelerate climate change
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The Arctic is turning brown because of weird weather - and it could accelerate climate change
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Fri November 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
A report mandated by Congress and put together by more than 1,000 people from 13 government agencies and more than 300 of the nation's leading scientists concludes that Climate Change is real, and it's spectacular
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