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318 headlines found matching 'Washington, D.C.'
Fri December 15, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, Rubio. He's calling you a chicken. Squawk like a chicken Rubio
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Attention black women. Omarosa has hereby called you to service to support her in the coming Black Woman Civil War. Please report as soon as you are able to...wherever it is you all report to
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Asked about what can be done to protect the American people against gun massacres, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "I'm not aware of anything that could prevent them." Another precious "White House imitates The Onion" moment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway who...wow, just...YIKES, these days...calls Omarosa "a very valued member of our team for a very long time," and then utterly fails to explain what it was exactly she DID or name any of her accomplishments
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Omarosa was "profoundly disturbed" by what she saw inside White house and will tell all about it once her deadline at the white house ends because she's afraid of repercussions if she talks while still legally working there
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Teach Me How to Dougie" brought to you by C-SPAN 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hail to the ..Redhawks? You know, that could work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Omarosa announces she's leaving her job in the White House Office of Public Liaison on January 20th, leaving the White House and the nation bereft of the valuable services she performed such as... well, no one is really sure, actually
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carter Page tells court to block AT&T-CNN merger because it would lead to recklessness in journalism. That's the joke. Court says: "Dr. Page's submission does not appear to be meaningfully relevant to the issues in this case." That's the snap
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Conservative Washington Examiner says there are 3 reasons why Trump is so unpopular despite a strong economy, increasing wages, and the defeat of ISIS...ok, maybe it's just one, Trump continues being Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why did it take so long for everyone to start caring about Watergate?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I Didn't Ask For This Job, April" coming to dollar store bookshelves everywhere in 2018
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Republican President promises to send Americans back to the moon. This is not a repeat from 1989 or 2004
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. No light or hope can escape the black hole of hate that is Sanders. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
While discussing "fake news," a Fox News anchor made up some fake news of his own
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Evangelicals now believe Jesus was a child molester. They must, it's the only way they could come to this conclusion
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Why vote for a man who molests teenage girls when you can vote for a man who spends his spare time watching video of teenage boys?
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Sun December 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While most people would be outraged about the elimination of the 13th and 19th amendments, farkers would likely take issue with the elimination of the 21st
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Zinke attacks reports on his use of government helicopters. He's not disputing any of the facts, he's just attacking the fact that news outlets are reporting on it
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Fri December 08, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deputy National Security adviser Dina Powell, seen as one of the Admistration's most influential voices on mid-east affairs, has abruptly decided to leave her job, sometime next year, for some mysterious reason
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Doug Jones is not going to beat Roy Moore, but he might
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the recused justice, with a conflict had to go. If you asked for a statement, the court would simply just say "no" ♫
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Wed December 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Chuck Schumer reminds us he is a Democrat and an American second, says he strongly urged Trump to move the US embassy to Jerusalem and declare it Israel's capital-a move sure to destroy any hope of peace in the Mideast for another generation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach plans to steal democracy by putting everyone into one big voter database that can easily be hacked by the likes of Russia and purge any non-Trump fans from voter rolls
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sociopaths hate pets, Trump hates pets, ergo Trump is a sociopath
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Huckster: THE INVESTIGATION IS ALMOST OVER, IGNORE IT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Smug Scarran Spokeswoman Sanders sets her reptilian gaze upon the meek reporters. Travel bans, "tax reform" and Roy Moore oh my. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1430)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Residents fleeing Colorado after legalization of weed
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't even know how to write a good "this might come as a shock" headline anymore that hasn't already been covered so I'll just get to the point: Trump is pretty much only appointing white men to lifetime judicial positions
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Fri December 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So apparently Tillerson pointing out that Trump is, in fact, a moron did not go over well with Kelly
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
7 out of 10 military officers think Donny is a dotard
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
D.C. Metro bans religious ads on public transportation. Mostly because if prayer really worked, there wouldn't be one passenger on a D.C. bus
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Thu November 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So Trump did ask Sessions to hinder the investigations
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his mind, rumor has it Flynn has rolled, and North Korea has ICBMs pointed at the U.S. So now's a perfect time to destroy legal weed. You can thank the perjury elf out front
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Liar lies as our soul slowly slides, deeper into the hell of Sander's eyes. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing with the anti-Succubus (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1500)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sioux leader to Trump: "Leave the office you bought, and take your Swamp Things with you"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bannon to campaign with Moore next week, to create a political Voltron of assholes
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The farking emolument hammer just dropped on 23 of Trump's businesses, courtesy of the AGs of Maryland and DC. For those of you keeping score, these could lead to state-level crimes that are not pardonable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP senator John Kennedy (R-La.), who will soon feel the wrath of the Trump Twitter tweet, says he'll vote against one the president's most controversial judicial nominees
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah decides that the right response to "Pocahontas" is to just agree and help normalize hate speech
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe vandalizes his office for a photo op
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The plot derpens as it's revealed the woman who tried to sting the Washington Post with a fake Roy Moore story on the orders of James O'Keefe tried to rent a room from a Democratic party donor
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation hires former White House adviser, Fox News national security strategist, and Hungarian knight squire Sebastian Gorka as independent contractor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
I'm not submitting this. No one will watch or comment. Mods won't greenlight it. Nothing matters. This isn't YOUR WH Press Briefing (Link does not go to C-SPAN @ 1500)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump made a yuuuuuuuge donation to Project Veritas before they tried to pull a fast one on WaPo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So Trump is going to campaign for Moore
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Mon November 27, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to take up drone strike death lawsuit, possibly after hearing a buzzing sound from somewhere overhead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer" said the newest entrant into the Alabama Senate race, apparently unaware of the punchline's actual meaning
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come for the lies, arrogance and crazy eyes. Stay for the snark, Snek and soothing satire. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1430'ish)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fatty Two Scoops: STFU about all my golfing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This year's national Christmas tree, a 79-footer from Montana, is arriving today in Washington and only one foot shorter than Obama's last tree
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans worried White House has already doomed tax plan with tone-deaf rollout
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared and Ivanka refuse to leave DC - no matter how many exorcists try to get them out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "My daughter Ivanka will lead a US delegation to India." State Department: "Who?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that Trump and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau have locked horns, let's see if the Justice Department can actually read and understand what the law says. Short answer: nope. Quelle surprise
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Sat November 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The pie is a lie
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Thu November 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
He still thinks the wall is going to happen? This has got to be a joke. Oh wait, he's serious... let me laugh even harder
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Virginia GOPers are handling transgender woman Danica Roem's win against her evangelical opponent about as well as you'd expect
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Wed November 22, 2017
(South Coast Today)
 
 
 
The TPS reports are ready, everyone gets an island vacation
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Tue November 21, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is it malpractice to lie to your client in order to keep them from doing something stupid/blatantly illegal? Asking for a friend
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump finally goes all-in on serial child molester Roy Moore
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I know there's really no such thing as "a new low" for the Trump administration, but their pick to run the 2020 census might just be that low. Bonus: Wrote how "competitive elections are bad for America"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
No publishers were interested in Anthony Scaramucci's book, which discussed the twenty minutes he spent working in the White House
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Mon November 20, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Trump grants inadequate disaster relief to Tx and Fla. California, where 41 people died and 3k homes were destroyed get nothing, NADA. Why? FARK you, that's why. Liberal snowflakes all. When Trump was made fun of on the playground, did he complain? NO
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller requests documents about Comey firing and talks with White House from Justice Department, which is overseeing Mueller's investigation. Which comes first, the indictment or the firing?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Umm
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
That's a feature, not a bug
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pentagon retweets, retreats
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Thu November 16, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Huckabooboo Strikes Back part 2: Election Boogaloo. Will she defend Roy Moore? Will the Press needle her on Trump's Asian trip? Is there anybody out there? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 3pm EST)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Four more report on Moore on Wednesday, and the punchline's a doozy: he used to hang out near the girls' bathrooms at the mall, fulfilling the 'Methinks he doth protest too much' challenge
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Wed November 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LaVar told to take his Ball and go home
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"White House sources tell CNN Trump is waiting to see how conservative opinion on Moore develops in the coming days before he decides whether to pull his support for Moore's candidacy... in particular, the reaction of Sean Hannity"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The dumbest congressman produces chart that Glenn Beck would be jealous of to illustrate the Uranium One scandal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's most recent judicial nominee actually does have extensive investigative experience: paranormal investigations. Don't worry, he's been published
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why Moore's accusers waited until now to tell their stories, it might be because apparently their whole damn town knew how it was with Roy, but, beyond being "troubled" nobody did anything about it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christ," the source replied. "No one in the communications department knew a random reporter was walking around the West Wing? This is why people think we're a sh*t show"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember that super-unqualified person that just got nominated to a lifetime judgeship? Well his wife is WH counsel, Don McGahn's, chief of staff. Warren Harding spinning so fast, he's powering the entire Ohio river valley
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A group of former, bipartisan intelligence chiefs agree: Putin is manipulating Trump and it's putting us all at risk
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I'm a little Teapot Dome short and stout, here is my national security, here is my allegation of treason pout
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I bet he flipped Rene the bird for like the 200th time while blowing his clippings or leaves onto the guy's lawn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Trump, at least he's consistent on one thing: he really does love himself some dictators
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's been more than a month since the White House celebrated "Firing Fridays". Could we be getting a new tradition of "Moving Out Mondays" and should Deputy chief of staff Rick Dearborn by packing up his office?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"We wondered why someone his age would hang out at high school football games and the mall"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller spins the wheel of treason, lands on Dana Rohrabacher and his 2016 meeting with General Flynn
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
Alabama GOP quintuples down on their defense of Roy Moore, now demanding that his accusers be arrested
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that narrative that Gen Kelly was the apoltical professional "good soldier" doing his best to keep a check on the nation's crazy, racist, uncle who somehow became president? Yeah if there is any of that story left, this should put it to bed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democratic member of the Election Integrity Commission has filed a lawsuit-against the commission saying it is violating the Federal Advisory Committee Act because staffers are refusing to communicate with him, or show him work they've produced
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News 2009: FLOTUS bare arms are inappropriate. Fox News 2017: FLOTUS Sheer dress is fashionably stunning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new Space Corps has lasted as long as one of his cabinet members
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Omarosa thought that a perk of being a White House staffer was you could drop by unannounced and have a killer backdrop for your wedding party photos. A displeased Secret Service quickly disabused her of that notion, however
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently mass shootings can happen anywhere, says renowned liar while visiting a place where they don't happen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter... WITHOUT ANY F***ING INFRASTRUCTURE
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Let's replace Kevin Spacey with another Kevin in House of Cards and see if anyone notices
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dallas man arrested near White House for threatening to kill Sting
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, it's not you, it's Comcast
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's solution to the Best Korea problem: "Give us a bunch of money and then PEW PEW PEW"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
...and the latest reason to support abandoning seasonal time changes: An increase in the amount of drowsy drivers. OH NOES THEY'RE SLEEPY FROM THE TIME CHANGE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Native American leaders in reference to extracting resources from their land: "Once you get it out of the ground are they going to make you put it back in there?" Native American leaders: "That's just crazy talk"
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley actor is terrified at what actual tech companies think of your privacy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress to question Trump bodyguard about pee pee tape
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump was unaware that Clovis had testified to a grand jury until media reports came out about it. Which is certainly a sign that he has nothing to hide, and not that administration people are flipping like the Flying Wallendas or anything
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Secret Service apprehends person for suspicious activity in front of White House. Suspicious activity inside White House still under investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump decides to stop blaming Democrats for his lack of state department appointments. "Let me tell you, the one that matters is me, I'm the only one that matters because when it comes to it that's what the policy is going to be"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans think Trump committed a crime in regards to Russia. The other half don't think
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Wed November 01, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
For your afternoon viewing pleasure, 14 of the Russian ad buys on Facebook released
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mnuchin seen preparing his bags for one last publicly chartered flight to go see the Northern Lights or something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The seven scariest things in DC that are not part of the Trump administration
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders can't decide if she prefers JFK or Kennedy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
National Pervert Radio
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Tue October 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Would you kindly join us as we endeavor to understand the mysteries of the condescending Huckabee. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump stomps around White House like a cheeto-Godzilla wondering how come his constant lying hasn't solved all his problems
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook forgot to carry the one when calculating how many users saw Russian propaganda on its platform; turns out it was 126 million, not 29 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
HAPPENING NOW: Orange ogre frightens children on White House lawn
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Sun October 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
This is actually what the White House looks like today, it's not just another Halloween fever dream
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Neither hurricane nor indictment nor mass shooting will keep Trump off the golf course, and he's so dedicated he was at the Virginia course every weekend in October
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Sat October 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Federal agencies engage in a rousing game of "Not it" over who is responsible for the Whitefish contract to return power to Puerto Rico
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Fri October 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New memorial to crackheads everywhere to be unveiled
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Tune in to hear Our Dear Sarah explain how the REAL Russian scandal is all about Hillary Clinton. Stay to hear her other lies and nonanswers. White House Press Briefing thread. (Scheduled for 2:30 PM EDT for now)
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service realizes that a 45-foot statue of a naked woman on the National Mall would have breasts and other icky womanly things; reverses its approval
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump to give speech on opioids. Just like every other speech he gives. (C-SPAN @ 2pm EST)
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And here's Sebastian Gorka stating "black Africans are killing one another by the bushel in Chicago"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Democratic Representative Luis Gutiérrez of Illinois mocked President Donald Trump's cringe-worthy visit to Puerto Rico by bringing a pack of paper towels to the House floor. No word if Trump will put a Bounty on his head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manafort under investigation by Manhattan US Attorney for money laundering
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign and DNC helped pay firm to have Trump Dossier put together
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Tue October 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Pressure mounts on Trump over troops killed in Niger", especially in the areas of pronunciation and diction
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Protestor throws small Russian flags at Trump as he walks inside U.S. Capitol. Trump immediately comes to attention, places hand over heart
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bernie to America; Go local. Well at least he's got the truck farmers and pot growers vote
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Lara Trump goes on Fox News to defend Trump, accidentally reveals that there is a transcript of the call, something the White House has denied, and that it tracks pretty closely with what Rep. Wilson said
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What can brown do for you? They can rush-deliver condolence letters to the families of fallen soldiers after you've dug yourself a political hole
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Sat October 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Melania Trump donates her inaugural gown to the Smithsonian. At least we think it was Melania Trump. It's so hard to tell these days
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to finally read all those soon-to-be-declassified JFK assassination files... wait, there's breaking news (link updated)
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Fri October 20, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to Puerto Rico governor: Would you say our response was great? Puerto Rico's governor: Well, you showed up, which was good, but there's much work to be done
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump:"Next week, we are going to have a major announcement on the opioid crisis." Rest of the White House:"Wait. We have a what now...?"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I would give myself 10/10 for Puerto Rico response
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Four Gold Star families have yet to receive phone calls from Trump, though they admit it might actually not be a bad thing as they now know what they're signing up for by agreeing to talk with him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Donald Trump always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Trump?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Marino: I didn't want to be Drug Czar, anyway
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the first Emoluments Clause lawsuit against Trump is set to begin oral arguments this week. The first of approximately 1,328 lawsuits, give or take a few dozen
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will eat up time first? What glorious radiance will we be blinded by? Purple monkey dishwasher. 42. Baka. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (link goes to C-SPAN, 1:30'ish)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton compares the Russian election meddling to 9/11 in terms of the disastrous consequences it had
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson says his penis is still intact
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So Trump got triggered this morning, strangely by a newspaper article in a publication that he swears he doesn't read
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve, it's time to cut back on your drinking
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Roy Moore; "Judges who follow the law should be impeached." Oh yeah, this guy is gonna be loads of fun in the Senate
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's governor is quickly learning that sucking up to Trump doesn't work, either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drug overdose deaths rise dramatically in any place that Trump calls home
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico relief bill cancels $16B in debt ... just not Puerto Rico's debt
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even Rush Limbaugh is worried that Trump is starting to lose it: 'I am very uncomfortable'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You know, before we build a wall along the Mexican border that almost nobody wants, and most experts think is unnecessary anyway, why don't we try to rebuild Puerto Rico?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rapper Eminem goes on an anti-Trump rant at the BET awards
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I have decided to ban transgender people from the military after consulting with my generals. Dems: yeah, we'd like you prove that last bit please
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah take an IQ test? What does the president think about his VP wasting taxpayer money for a political stunt? Who cares? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (1:45 EST)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One of Mueller's witnesses is on Trump's judicial wishlist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Puerto Rico's hurricane problems, Trump will not extend Jones Act waiver
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senior White House Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway calls Senator Corker's (R) tweets "incredibly irresponsible"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Corker just served Trump a burn
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration "hopes" Trump hasn't done anything illegal. Yeah, good luck with that one, folks
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Fri October 06, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the journalistic balls to actually ask a hard-hitting question? Whar Snek whar? Love ya Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00 PM EST)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump enters the Virginia governorship race, warning residents that booga booga Mexicans are scary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly finds out why his phone is acting weird
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump notes "calm before storm" at military dinner. Asked for clarification : "You'll find out"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone finally told Trump what Tillerson said about him
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits they've let just about anyone waltz right into Mar-a-Lago. What are you gonna do? Check the visitor log? Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ah ha-*ack* *thud*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the difficulty with eradicating a bad infestation of Bannon: If you don't get it all, if you leave behind even one tiny Miller, it'll grow back and be worse than ever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with just one pending nuclear war, Trump will "decertify" Iran deal next week
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come join us as we view the condescending Huckabooboo in her natural habitat. Wonder at her inability to form coherent arguments. Notice the nonsensical fur selections. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly around 2pm ET)
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Normal: 4chan, racist, death threats. Not normal: identified, arrested, charged, in court tomorrow
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a 45′ tall naked woman on the National Mall all winter staring defiantly at the White House?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
57 percent of Americans don't think Trump is capable of leading during a global crisis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to wipe out Puerto Rico's debt." White House budget director Mike Mulvaney: "Um yeah, about that"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin hopes their new envoy will repair the tense relations between Russia and the US. Plus, Trump probably already knows him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico : Since 95% of our island is without power and most people lack the means to cook; could we get a waiver of the food stamp rule prohibiting the purchase of hot food with them? Trump administration: Short answer? No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House official calls for ending Social Security .............. numbers as a means of identification
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(Vox)
 
 
 
FEMA has yet to authorize full disaster help for Puerto Rico
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bannon: "It'd be the end of everything" if Trump does something about gun violence. 500+ people in Nevada would disagree
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Now I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of whack." Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with this guy?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over 10M Americans saw the Russian ads that helped swing the election
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Mon October 02, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will tell us all why now is not the time to talk about gun control, Twitter rants, Russia, or Puerto Rico. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. ("2PM" *wink wink* EDT)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
President Trump to address the Las Vegas shooting. How will it be all about him? (10:15am ET on C-SPAN)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's not the US government's fault"..uh huh
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redefining the term "tone deaf", Trump " dedicates" the trophy at the golf tournament he spent all day at to the victims of Harvey, Irma, and Maria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Vice President Pence will be giving an address before the Koch brothers and a small group of their closest political-donor friends in a few weeks. Just be sure to ignore those "Pence 2020" signs and bumper stickers, m'kay?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I wonder what the guy who headed up the Katrina response thinks about Puerto Rico? Oh my, I don't think you're supposed to say that word on air
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House counsel Don McGahn is close to resigning because, quote, "he's sick of Jared Kushner's shiat"
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I am begging, begging anyone who can hear us to save us from dying. If anybody out there is listening to us, we are dying." --Mayor of San Juan, PR
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continues to become Trump's Katrina. Trump is still America's Katrina
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might think paying $50 for a plain cotton t-shirt is a little excessive, but what if the vendor decided to include a "free gift" of a couple of grams of weed with the purchase? Welcome to DC where weed is legal to give away, but not to sell
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are some nit-pickers and naysayers who think that Neil Gorsuch giving a speech to the conservative Fund for American Studies AT the DC Trump Hotel doesn't display the "impartiality" one is supposed to expect of a Supreme Court justice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser, it's a casino," Jimmy Kimmel says of the Alabama clusterfark
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Wherefore art thou Sarah? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Call me, I'll be your Huckabooboo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly 2'ish ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To avoid comparisons to Katrina, Trump Administration is barring members of Congress from traveling to Puerto Rico and U.S. Virgin Islands to witness the mismanagement. THERE, FIXED IT
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that would explain the high-pitched voice. According to voter registration records for the State of New York, Ivanka Trump has already attended at least one same-sex wedding: her own
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paul Horner, writer of fake news who said that Trump won the presidency because of him, apparently realized that Trump won the presidency because of him
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is projecting again
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon tells Sean Hannity that the only reason that Trump is supporting Strange in Alabama is because he is easily manipulated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump: "The poor people don't pay nearly enough taxes, so let's raise their tax rates while we cut taxes on the rich"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to travel to Puerto Rico to survey how much money they owe Wall Street, complain about how there's Mexicans everywhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man arrested by Secret Service near the White House had a "slew of weapons", told officers he wanted to talk to Gen Mattis or Adm Rogers about "how to get the chip out of my head." He is expected to be working for Alex Jones by the end of the week
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims ignorance, making this one of the few times he may be telling the truth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For every Trump tweet today, there's one from a few years ago that completely contradicts it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor of Puerto Rico calls on Pentagon for increased hurricane relief in an attempt doomed to failure due to a lack of NFL teams on the island who could draw attention by kneeling
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Sun September 24, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again
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Fri September 22, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mr. White House Official, what kind of impact will the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill have? Mr. White House Official: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller hopes to make Sean Spicer's notebooks the #1 bestseller on Amazon this fall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have not knowingly lied to the American people," he lied
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the scapegoating of Paul Manafort begins
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember in May when Turkish bodyguards beat up protesters in Washington D.C.? Trump has apologized to Erdogan saying both sides were bad
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for refugees contributing $63 billion to the economy, will the refugees go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out. Yeah, I stole this tagline from another thread. That makes me smart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The latest Obamacare repeal bill is based on the idea that states should be given block grants that let them set up whatever healthcare system they want...unless it's a single-payer universal coverage plan, which will be banned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now we've got blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What's going to unite us? What's going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It's going to be God
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
So just who is Trump hiding within the Mar-a-Lago visitor logs? Putin? I bet it's Putin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump hires the best people. THE BEST. Like lawyers who argue over their Russia investigation strategy. Loudly. In public. At a restaurant. Next door to the New York Times DC bureau office. Where the reporters like to eat
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Sun September 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juggalos complain about being labeled a gang. They're more of a social organization like the Moose Lodge only with clown make-up and horrible music
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you thought that no way President Trump would make good on his pledge to donate to Harvey relief you'd be wrong
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mother of all rallies has a miscarriage. However, Donny tweets it is the largest ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The White House on Saturday said it has not changed its position on the Paris climate accord and will withdraw from the agreement" Flip flop flippity floppity flippy flop
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army to foreign nationals: Service means citizenship. No, wait, not any longer. No service, no citizenship. Not yours. Prepare to be deported
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A second ethics complaint has just hit Sarah Hucklebee Sanders
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi, during dinner at White House: "Do the women get to talk around here?"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Who rides their jet skis over a humpback whale? Honestly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The 9/11 terror attacks were a Divine punishment for America's sins, according to A) the new leader of ISIS, B) some loud, crazy guy living in a van down by the river, or C) Alabama's next Senator
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Keystone Presidency tries its best at smear campaigns of Comey, ends up having a pissed off 6'4" former G-Man who knows where you hid the bodies in Moscow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Schumer actually trusted Trump's word, are they morons or just not paying attention?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: Trump now says no DACA deal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer on the infamous press briefing about the size of the inauguration crowd: "I don't think it was probably the best start"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely charm his base and Republican colleagues in Congress, Donald Trump and his new friends agree to protect "Dreamers"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump says wealthy may have to pay more in taxes. *blink* *blink*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff: When the routine bites hard, and ambitions are low, and the resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow, and we're changing our ways, taking different roads, then Russia, Russia, will tear us apart, again
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will go out first to eat up time? How horribly condescending will all her answers be? Call me, Sarah. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, approximate start time 2:30 EST)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House admits Trump doesn't take his lawyers' advice seriously
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks named new king of Bullshiat Mountain. When asked for comment, the Mooch said "Don't unpack"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump commemorates 9/11 at Pentagon ceremony, vows to destroy "evil" because Jesus couldn't do it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says the recent hurricanes have been good for the U.S. Coast Guard, because, "if you talk about branding no brand has improved more than The United States Coast Guard"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The woman America loved to hate has met her match
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spice Weasel and Rinse Pubis "were practically tortured during their time in the White House"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to dine with Trump on Thursday, where dinner table topics will include "Remember that time when I invited Mitt Romney out to dinner?" and "What would you say if you had more time to spend at the gym?"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In breaking news that will shock absolutely farking no one, Facebook admits selling political ad space to a Russian company helping Trump to win in '16. Yet, you Farkers still won't cancel your FB account. Cuz OMG YOUR CAT IS SOOOO CUTE
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God offers President Donald J Trump a $28,000,000 insurance check
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Completely unaware of current hotly debated policy issues? Check. Racist reactionary? Check. Twice removed from a state supreme court due to ethics issues? Check. Alabama, get ready to vote for your next U.S. Senator
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer can't catch a break as he continues to be ridiculed at work
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The ending of DACA, an approaching Category 5 hurricane, the ongoing specter of the Russia investigation. There is plenty for Sarah Hucky Boo Boo to dodge answering questions about. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (1:30 lol PM EDT)
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin: Donald Trump "is not my bride," but he has been a very naughty boy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs march to protest national service "extinction." Not a repeat from the Jurassic Period
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
While people's lives float away in Hurricane Harvey, Trump freaks out about keeping dry
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to run NASA has no science or engineering background, but he used to run the Tampa Air and Space Museum. And says he has an interest in space issues because of tornadoes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ confirms that Trump is a lying sack of shiat when it comes to claiming Trump Tower had its "wires tapped" by Obama
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Treasury watchdog group is reviewing Mnuchin's eclipse trip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Citing his authority in times of "national emergency or serious economic conditions affecting the general welfare," also known as his presidency, Trump cuts pay for government workers
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore defends his ignorance on not knowing what DACA means by stating "people don't care about acronyms"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump backs down on government shutdown threat. Weak. Sad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mueller has a copy of Trump's earlier, more obstructioney Comey firing letter
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, as most people already expect it and the ones that didn't will just do some mental gymnastics to rationalize it away, Donald Trump is defying his chief of staff and using his personal phone for calls
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "White House Definitions", Sarah Sanders defines first hand information as meeting with people who are breathing, eating and sleeping an event. Look *that* up in your Merriam-Webster
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump on huge number of unstaffed positions in his administration: "I meant to do that"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon realizes that you can't win over Trump's affections without a rocking body, so he hired a trainer and has gone on a juice regimen to work on it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans: We voted against Sandy Relief because the bill was full of pork. CBO: The bill had virtually no pork at all and spending records show as much
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims Trump wants him to support his presidency "from the outside". Subby approves and would like to point out great strategic outside support positions: Bermuda Triangle, Congolese jungle, South Pole, North Korea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Maryland band goes quiet for "northern scum"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gorka was banned from entering the White House before his resignation went public
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Trump does not do the Cyber
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(White House)
 
 
 
Light up, inhale deeply, sit back and enjoy the Trump news conference at 4:20 p.m. ET
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorka claims Hillary allies are "ruining" Trump's presidency, seeking to undermine the Khitomer accords
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Warrant? We don't need no steenking warrant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House issued a statement that said, "Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he no longer works at the White House"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump announces severe economic sanctions on the entire Venezuelan economy -- except for Citgo, which gave $500K to fund Trump's inaugural ceremony
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo may be obstructing justice by forcing the CIA unit involved in the Trump-Russia investigation to report only to him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Two days in a row We are all special. Let's see if The Huckster's eyes stay together today. It is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. Start time of 1:45 PM EDT, or so they say
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Mexico is going to pay for the border wall, why is Trump threatening to shut down the government if Congress won't fund it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn. We've gone from Category 1 'Fusion GPS testimony could be released' to Category 5 'Grassley expects Fusion GPS testimony to be released'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders praise her boss? Will we get another letter from Pickle? What utter absurdity will we hear? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing. (2:30 PM EDT "start")
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Okay, so the trans-ban may have been a response to Paul Manafort getting his house raided, but Trump is actually going through with sending the ban through proper channels. If only science had perfected the transition from asshole to human
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get Trump Elected. Step 2: Get Trump Investigated. Step 3: Become Professor at Howard University. It's the James Comey Way
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
You know who else liked Golden Eagles?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump is under attack because *spins wheel* DEMONS. Because that makes tons of sense
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin's wife just got into an argument on Instagram in what will be known as her "Let them eat cake" moment, though for her it was "We paid more taxes"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: You shouldn't stare at the sun without protective glasses
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk Bannon declares war on Gen. McMaster, who killed the most people in modern history with his tactics. Proceed, drunk redneck
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Sun August 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans alarmed and 'taken aback' at White House's flaccid response to Bannon threats: report
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
New documentary explores the Native American influence on rock n' roll. Wait, what? You mean beyond that one guy in the Village People?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will not attend the Kennedy Center Honors because the liberals who will be there will get so riled up that they won't be able to enjoy themselves and he wants them to have at least some happiness in their pathetic little lives
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A KNOWN RACIST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER. Huh. Well, that's an odd message for the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. to display over its front door, but OK
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
John Bennett (R)etarded, Oklahoma, proposes if you remove confederate statues, therefore you must remove all mosques, because 9/11. Residents of Qhahog nod accordingly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Now he's got plenty of time to suck his own d*ck': Internet rejoices at Bannon's ouster
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland shows the country how it is done again. Dred Scott approves
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
This *isn't* how you protest confederate statues
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Julian Assange tells Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussian stooge) he can prove the Russians didn't give him the hacked Democratic emails
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The far-right is a "collection of clowns" says noted Antifa spokesman, Steve Bann-oh god, i smell burnt toast
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh nothing to see here, just Trump's personal lawyer forwarding an email echoing Civil War secessionist propaganda
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