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350 headlines found matching 'Washington, D.C.'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to Puerto Rico governor: Would you say our response was great? Puerto Rico's governor: Well, you showed up, which was good, but there's much work to be done
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump:"Next week, we are going to have a major announcement on the opioid crisis." Rest of the White House:"Wait. We have a what now...?"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I would give myself 10/10 for Puerto Rico response
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Four Gold Star families have yet to receive phone calls from Trump, though they admit it might actually not be a bad thing as they now know what they're signing up for by agreeing to talk with him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Donald Trump always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Trump?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Marino: I didn't want to be Drug Czar, anyway
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the first Emoluments Clause lawsuit against Trump is set to begin oral arguments this week. The first of approximately 1,328 lawsuits, give or take a few dozen
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will eat up time first? What glorious radiance will we be blinded by? Purple monkey dishwasher. 42. Baka. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (link goes to C-SPAN, 1:30'ish)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton compares the Russian election meddling to 9/11 in terms of the disastrous consequences it had
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson says his penis is still intact
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So Trump got triggered this morning, strangely by a newspaper article in a publication that he swears he doesn't read
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve, it's time to cut back on your drinking
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Roy Moore; "Judges who follow the law should be impeached." Oh yeah, this guy is gonna be loads of fun in the Senate
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's governor is quickly learning that sucking up to Trump doesn't work, either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drug overdose deaths rise dramatically in any place that Trump calls home
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico relief bill cancels $16B in debt ... just not Puerto Rico's debt
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even Rush Limbaugh is worried that Trump is starting to lose it: 'I am very uncomfortable'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You know, before we build a wall along the Mexican border that almost nobody wants, and most experts think is unnecessary anyway, why don't we try to rebuild Puerto Rico?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rapper Eminem goes on an anti-Trump rant at the BET awards
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I have decided to ban transgender people from the military after consulting with my generals. Dems: yeah, we'd like you prove that last bit please
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah take an IQ test? What does the president think about his VP wasting taxpayer money for a political stunt? Who cares? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (1:45 EST)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One of Mueller's witnesses is on Trump's judicial wishlist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Puerto Rico's hurricane problems, Trump will not extend Jones Act waiver
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senior White House Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway calls Senator Corker's (R) tweets "incredibly irresponsible"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Corker just served Trump a burn
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration "hopes" Trump hasn't done anything illegal. Yeah, good luck with that one, folks
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Fri October 06, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the journalistic balls to actually ask a hard-hitting question? Whar Snek whar? Love ya Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00 PM EST)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump enters the Virginia governorship race, warning residents that booga booga Mexicans are scary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly finds out why his phone is acting weird
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump notes "calm before storm" at military dinner. Asked for clarification : "You'll find out"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone finally told Trump what Tillerson said about him
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits they've let just about anyone waltz right into Mar-a-Lago. What are you gonna do? Check the visitor log? Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ah ha-*ack* *thud*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the difficulty with eradicating a bad infestation of Bannon: If you don't get it all, if you leave behind even one tiny Miller, it'll grow back and be worse than ever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with just one pending nuclear war, Trump will "decertify" Iran deal next week
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come join us as we view the condescending Huckabooboo in her natural habitat. Wonder at her inability to form coherent arguments. Notice the nonsensical fur selections. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly around 2pm ET)
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Normal: 4chan, racist, death threats. Not normal: identified, arrested, charged, in court tomorrow
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a 45′ tall naked woman on the National Mall all winter staring defiantly at the White House?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
57 percent of Americans don't think Trump is capable of leading during a global crisis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to wipe out Puerto Rico's debt." White House budget director Mike Mulvaney: "Um yeah, about that"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin hopes their new envoy will repair the tense relations between Russia and the US. Plus, Trump probably already knows him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico : Since 95% of our island is without power and most people lack the means to cook; could we get a waiver of the food stamp rule prohibiting the purchase of hot food with them? Trump administration: Short answer? No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House official calls for ending Social Security .............. numbers as a means of identification
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(Vox)
 
 
 
FEMA has yet to authorize full disaster help for Puerto Rico
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bannon: "It'd be the end of everything" if Trump does something about gun violence. 500+ people in Nevada would disagree
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Now I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of whack." Seriously, what the f*ck is wrong with this guy?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over 10M Americans saw the Russian ads that helped swing the election
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Mon October 02, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will tell us all why now is not the time to talk about gun control, Twitter rants, Russia, or Puerto Rico. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. ("2PM" *wink wink* EDT)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
President Trump to address the Las Vegas shooting. How will it be all about him? (10:15am ET on C-SPAN)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's not the US government's fault"..uh huh
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redefining the term "tone deaf", Trump " dedicates" the trophy at the golf tournament he spent all day at to the victims of Harvey, Irma, and Maria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Vice President Pence will be giving an address before the Koch brothers and a small group of their closest political-donor friends in a few weeks. Just be sure to ignore those "Pence 2020" signs and bumper stickers, m'kay?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I wonder what the guy who headed up the Katrina response thinks about Puerto Rico? Oh my, I don't think you're supposed to say that word on air
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House counsel Don McGahn is close to resigning because, quote, "he's sick of Jared Kushner's shiat"
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I am begging, begging anyone who can hear us to save us from dying. If anybody out there is listening to us, we are dying." --Mayor of San Juan, PR
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continues to become Trump's Katrina. Trump is still America's Katrina
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might think paying $50 for a plain cotton t-shirt is a little excessive, but what if the vendor decided to include a "free gift" of a couple of grams of weed with the purchase? Welcome to DC where weed is legal to give away, but not to sell
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are some nit-pickers and naysayers who think that Neil Gorsuch giving a speech to the conservative Fund for American Studies AT the DC Trump Hotel doesn't display the "impartiality" one is supposed to expect of a Supreme Court justice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser, it's a casino," Jimmy Kimmel says of the Alabama clusterfark
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Wherefore art thou Sarah? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Call me, I'll be your Huckabooboo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly 2'ish ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To avoid comparisons to Katrina, Trump Administration is barring members of Congress from traveling to Puerto Rico and U.S. Virgin Islands to witness the mismanagement. THERE, FIXED IT
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that would explain the high-pitched voice. According to voter registration records for the State of New York, Ivanka Trump has already attended at least one same-sex wedding: her own
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paul Horner, writer of fake news who said that Trump won the presidency because of him, apparently realized that Trump won the presidency because of him
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is projecting again
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon tells Sean Hannity that the only reason that Trump is supporting Strange in Alabama is because he is easily manipulated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump: "The poor people don't pay nearly enough taxes, so let's raise their tax rates while we cut taxes on the rich"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to travel to Puerto Rico to survey how much money they owe Wall Street, complain about how there's Mexicans everywhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man arrested by Secret Service near the White House had a "slew of weapons", told officers he wanted to talk to Gen Mattis or Adm Rogers about "how to get the chip out of my head." He is expected to be working for Alex Jones by the end of the week
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims ignorance, making this one of the few times he may be telling the truth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For every Trump tweet today, there's one from a few years ago that completely contradicts it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor of Puerto Rico calls on Pentagon for increased hurricane relief in an attempt doomed to failure due to a lack of NFL teams on the island who could draw attention by kneeling
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Sun September 24, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again
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Fri September 22, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mr. White House Official, what kind of impact will the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill have? Mr. White House Official: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller hopes to make Sean Spicer's notebooks the #1 bestseller on Amazon this fall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have not knowingly lied to the American people," he lied
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the scapegoating of Paul Manafort begins
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember in May when Turkish bodyguards beat up protesters in Washington D.C.? Trump has apologized to Erdogan saying both sides were bad
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for refugees contributing $63 billion to the economy, will the refugees go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out. Yeah, I stole this tagline from another thread. That makes me smart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The latest Obamacare repeal bill is based on the idea that states should be given block grants that let them set up whatever healthcare system they want...unless it's a single-payer universal coverage plan, which will be banned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now we've got blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What's going to unite us? What's going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It's going to be God
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
So just who is Trump hiding within the Mar-a-Lago visitor logs? Putin? I bet it's Putin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump hires the best people. THE BEST. Like lawyers who argue over their Russia investigation strategy. Loudly. In public. At a restaurant. Next door to the New York Times DC bureau office. Where the reporters like to eat
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Sun September 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juggalos complain about being labeled a gang. They're more of a social organization like the Moose Lodge only with clown make-up and horrible music
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you thought that no way President Trump would make good on his pledge to donate to Harvey relief you'd be wrong
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mother of all rallies has a miscarriage. However, Donny tweets it is the largest ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The White House on Saturday said it has not changed its position on the Paris climate accord and will withdraw from the agreement" Flip flop flippity floppity flippy flop
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army to foreign nationals: Service means citizenship. No, wait, not any longer. No service, no citizenship. Not yours. Prepare to be deported
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A second ethics complaint has just hit Sarah Hucklebee Sanders
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi, during dinner at White House: "Do the women get to talk around here?"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Who rides their jet skis over a humpback whale? Honestly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The 9/11 terror attacks were a Divine punishment for America's sins, according to A) the new leader of ISIS, B) some loud, crazy guy living in a van down by the river, or C) Alabama's next Senator
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Keystone Presidency tries its best at smear campaigns of Comey, ends up having a pissed off 6'4" former G-Man who knows where you hid the bodies in Moscow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Schumer actually trusted Trump's word, are they morons or just not paying attention?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: Trump now says no DACA deal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer on the infamous press briefing about the size of the inauguration crowd: "I don't think it was probably the best start"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely charm his base and Republican colleagues in Congress, Donald Trump and his new friends agree to protect "Dreamers"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump says wealthy may have to pay more in taxes. *blink* *blink*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff: When the routine bites hard, and ambitions are low, and the resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow, and we're changing our ways, taking different roads, then Russia, Russia, will tear us apart, again
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will go out first to eat up time? How horribly condescending will all her answers be? Call me, Sarah. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, approximate start time 2:30 EST)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House admits Trump doesn't take his lawyers' advice seriously
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks named new king of Bullshiat Mountain. When asked for comment, the Mooch said "Don't unpack"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump commemorates 9/11 at Pentagon ceremony, vows to destroy "evil" because Jesus couldn't do it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says the recent hurricanes have been good for the U.S. Coast Guard, because, "if you talk about branding no brand has improved more than The United States Coast Guard"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The woman America loved to hate has met her match
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spice Weasel and Rinse Pubis "were practically tortured during their time in the White House"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to dine with Trump on Thursday, where dinner table topics will include "Remember that time when I invited Mitt Romney out to dinner?" and "What would you say if you had more time to spend at the gym?"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In breaking news that will shock absolutely farking no one, Facebook admits selling political ad space to a Russian company helping Trump to win in '16. Yet, you Farkers still won't cancel your FB account. Cuz OMG YOUR CAT IS SOOOO CUTE
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God offers President Donald J Trump a $28,000,000 insurance check
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Completely unaware of current hotly debated policy issues? Check. Racist reactionary? Check. Twice removed from a state supreme court due to ethics issues? Check. Alabama, get ready to vote for your next U.S. Senator
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer can't catch a break as he continues to be ridiculed at work
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The ending of DACA, an approaching Category 5 hurricane, the ongoing specter of the Russia investigation. There is plenty for Sarah Hucky Boo Boo to dodge answering questions about. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (1:30 lol PM EDT)
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin: Donald Trump "is not my bride," but he has been a very naughty boy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs march to protest national service "extinction." Not a repeat from the Jurassic Period
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
While people's lives float away in Hurricane Harvey, Trump freaks out about keeping dry
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to run NASA has no science or engineering background, but he used to run the Tampa Air and Space Museum. And says he has an interest in space issues because of tornadoes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ confirms that Trump is a lying sack of shiat when it comes to claiming Trump Tower had its "wires tapped" by Obama
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Treasury watchdog group is reviewing Mnuchin's eclipse trip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Citing his authority in times of "national emergency or serious economic conditions affecting the general welfare," also known as his presidency, Trump cuts pay for government workers
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore defends his ignorance on not knowing what DACA means by stating "people don't care about acronyms"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump backs down on government shutdown threat. Weak. Sad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mueller has a copy of Trump's earlier, more obstructioney Comey firing letter
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, as most people already expect it and the ones that didn't will just do some mental gymnastics to rationalize it away, Donald Trump is defying his chief of staff and using his personal phone for calls
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "White House Definitions", Sarah Sanders defines first hand information as meeting with people who are breathing, eating and sleeping an event. Look *that* up in your Merriam-Webster
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump on huge number of unstaffed positions in his administration: "I meant to do that"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon realizes that you can't win over Trump's affections without a rocking body, so he hired a trainer and has gone on a juice regimen to work on it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans: We voted against Sandy Relief because the bill was full of pork. CBO: The bill had virtually no pork at all and spending records show as much
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims Trump wants him to support his presidency "from the outside". Subby approves and would like to point out great strategic outside support positions: Bermuda Triangle, Congolese jungle, South Pole, North Korea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Maryland band goes quiet for "northern scum"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gorka was banned from entering the White House before his resignation went public
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Trump does not do the Cyber
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(White House)
 
 
 
Light up, inhale deeply, sit back and enjoy the Trump news conference at 4:20 p.m. ET
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorka claims Hillary allies are "ruining" Trump's presidency, seeking to undermine the Khitomer accords
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Warrant? We don't need no steenking warrant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House issued a statement that said, "Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he no longer works at the White House"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump announces severe economic sanctions on the entire Venezuelan economy -- except for Citgo, which gave $500K to fund Trump's inaugural ceremony
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo may be obstructing justice by forcing the CIA unit involved in the Trump-Russia investigation to report only to him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Two days in a row We are all special. Let's see if The Huckster's eyes stay together today. It is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. Start time of 1:45 PM EDT, or so they say
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Mexico is going to pay for the border wall, why is Trump threatening to shut down the government if Congress won't fund it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn. We've gone from Category 1 'Fusion GPS testimony could be released' to Category 5 'Grassley expects Fusion GPS testimony to be released'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders praise her boss? Will we get another letter from Pickle? What utter absurdity will we hear? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing. (2:30 PM EDT "start")
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Okay, so the trans-ban may have been a response to Paul Manafort getting his house raided, but Trump is actually going through with sending the ban through proper channels. If only science had perfected the transition from asshole to human
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get Trump Elected. Step 2: Get Trump Investigated. Step 3: Become Professor at Howard University. It's the James Comey Way
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
You know who else liked Golden Eagles?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump is under attack because *spins wheel* DEMONS. Because that makes tons of sense
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin's wife just got into an argument on Instagram in what will be known as her "Let them eat cake" moment, though for her it was "We paid more taxes"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: You shouldn't stare at the sun without protective glasses
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk Bannon declares war on Gen. McMaster, who killed the most people in modern history with his tactics. Proceed, drunk redneck
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Sun August 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans alarmed and 'taken aback' at White House's flaccid response to Bannon threats: report
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
New documentary explores the Native American influence on rock n' roll. Wait, what? You mean beyond that one guy in the Village People?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will not attend the Kennedy Center Honors because the liberals who will be there will get so riled up that they won't be able to enjoy themselves and he wants them to have at least some happiness in their pathetic little lives
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A KNOWN RACIST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER. Huh. Well, that's an odd message for the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. to display over its front door, but OK
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
John Bennett (R)etarded, Oklahoma, proposes if you remove confederate statues, therefore you must remove all mosques, because 9/11. Residents of Qhahog nod accordingly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Now he's got plenty of time to suck his own d*ck': Internet rejoices at Bannon's ouster
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland shows the country how it is done again. Dred Scott approves
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
This *isn't* how you protest confederate statues
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Julian Assange tells Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussian stooge) he can prove the Russians didn't give him the hacked Democratic emails
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The far-right is a "collection of clowns" says noted Antifa spokesman, Steve Bann-oh god, i smell burnt toast
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh nothing to see here, just Trump's personal lawyer forwarding an email echoing Civil War secessionist propaganda
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Wed August 16, 2017
(US Senate)
 
 
 
I am attending a meeting with one of my U.S. Senators this week. What should I ask?
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Tue August 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best thing to do after grudgingly admitting Nazism is alive and well and committing terrorist acts on your behalf is to retweet a Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracy theorist
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No DC hotel would give Richard Spencer a room
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice demands 1.3 million IP addresses related to a website used to organize Anti-Trump protests
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Mon August 14, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sudden Trump press conference. Likely going to say "racism, bad" and walk away
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: "Trump would still be criticized if he shot the Charlottesville driver 'between the eyes'." No word if he would have shot him on 5th Avenue
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's game of Clue; The White House Edition, Trump picks Bigot Bannon, in the Oval Office with a cell phone
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, that whole Trump threatening Venezuela with military action has worked perfectly... in solidifying Maduro's hold on power
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alaska lawsuit could upend the campaign finance landscape
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Rare glimpse of the Oval Office completely bared. No this isn't another joke about Trump
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
HHS contraception mandate is hurting religious beliefs. "Because believers should never be forced to choose between following their faith and following the law"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says Trump's effort to turn the US back to God is what's saving America
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops thanks Vladimir Putin for "letting go of a large number of people because now we have a smaller payroll"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans feel Trump's finances should be part of the Russia probe
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
FBI conducted a raid on Paul Manafort's home *last month*
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A 71-year-old man was outraged that a military general was needed to control his Twitter rants
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson says the US and Russia can settle their differences
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out special counsel Robert Mueller is not using a grand jury in his Russia-Trump investigation...he is using multiple grand juries
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The White House approved policy to ban transgender service members called "A Guidance Policy for Open Transgender Service Phase Out," Its going to Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis for approval
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump considers new Communications Director who can outdouche the Mooch
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz believes that any grand jury convened in DC will be too hopped up on melanin to give Donald Trump and his people a fair shake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our greatest fears are now realized: Trump's decorators to remodel the White House while he's away
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Norman Lear, you've just been invited by the White House to accept a Kennedy Center honor? What's that? "No thanks?" Well, OK then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham takes time out of knitting to declare that Bob Mueller will be held accountable for leaks that come out from his office relating to the Russia investigation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza disappeared, that's a Bannon
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(washington.org)
 
 
 
Looking for suggestions for what to do and where to eat in Washington, DC. Already planning on Museum of Art, Air and Space, Lincoln Memorial
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump playing hardball with (wait for it) U.S. Secret Service
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in it's 381 year history, by .8%, "non-whites" will make up the majority of the incoming freshman class at Harvard University. When, oh when, will Attorney General Sessions deliver my people from this cruel yoke of adversity?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Getting your ass handed to you by a CNN reporter on a nationally televised press briefing" is now called "Putting that reporter in his place"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sad that The Mooch Loves Cocaine was cancelled? An encore episode is coming this Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scaramucci's plans for the White House released to the press. "Item 1 - Meet with John Kelly"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly wants to make Mike Pompeo National Security Adviser and ship H.R. McMaster as far away as possible, like, um, Afghanistan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Media outlet confuses the Nazis he nominates with the Nazis they wish he'd nominate
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf Jeff Session's job is safe. Sad tag is because he's actually trying to accomplish horrible things
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Secretary replacement suggestions for Kelly include...Rick Perry. Thanks Putin
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders cry about the White House press corps doing their jobs? Will she... Wait, that's all she ever does. This is your White House Press briefing thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has complete confidence in Russia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet postulates the White House is a dump because a "human heap of garbage lives there"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tired of all the factual news leaking out willy-nilly, Trump announces his own Nooz show on Facebook. Hosted by...Pickle's wife, Lara Trump. Hey, if you were married to that X-Files sewer monster, you'd need some time away from home, too
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Well, at least their excuses when it comes to Russia are getting a tad more believable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A 16th attorney has joined the Mueller team, a former Justice Department official who "oversaw the fraud unit and managed the program that targeted illegal foreign bribery"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"That White House is a real dump." Your predisent, folks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, he definitely wrote every last bit of it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner runs free ad for porn site featuring The Mooch
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Story Time with Hucky Boo Boo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. The derision and condescension is scheduled for 2PM EDT on C-Span
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff Kelly trying to work with Democrats, will be fired next week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donnie Boy has militarized the White House, because that worked so well for Gerald Ford. This is a man who had never read a book in his life
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Priebus may have had the "tarmac treatment" when he got canned, but Kelly literally had the Mooch escorted out of the West Wing and off the White House grounds
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Mon July 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We the people are deemed worthy today of receiving our dosage of spin. Sarah Huckabee shall grace us with her effervescent personality and quick wit in YOUR White House Press briefing at 3:45 PM EDT on C-Span
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Scaramouche, Scaramouche you can't do the Trump fandango ♫
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Ahab issues orders to Congress: "Forget the budget, screw the omnibus spending bill, no debt ceiling talk, NO VOTES ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN KILLING OBAMACARE"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're wondering which tribute will be next to go in The Trump Games, the odds are no longer in favor of National Security Adviser McMaster
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department Twitter account hacked by the Russians. Wait, we're getting reports that the State Department actually said these lies
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parting shot: Priebus 1, Trump 0
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"To be fair, Trump tried to swat the fly, but gave up after it kept high-fiving his tiny hand"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mario Cantone nails the Mooch. Ewww
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trump is a clown show - evangelicals supplied the tent': Conservative scorches religious right frauds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey Trump, your healthcare reform failed. What are you going to do next? I'm going to a rally
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Do you want a dictatorship? Because that's how you get a dictatorship
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ethics concerns fueled after Justice Department officials get a White House briefing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress comes together in rare act of bipartisan solidarity to protect states with legal marijuana laws from authoritarian asshole and elf-man hybrid Jeff Sessions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Passes $788 Billion Spending Bill For Military, Mexico Border Wall. Hopefully Mexico does not learn how tunnels work. Oh wait, nevermind
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends stigs it to the New York Times by paying them to run a full page ad for their show. Drew wonders how he can offend Fox and get some of that sweet advertising cash
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Back to back days of on-camera press briefings? Who will Sarah Huckabee Sanders shove out there first? Will Pickle write back? LGT C-SPAN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman: A tweet in the middle of the night does not replace the need for the President to send specific directions to the Pentagon to change policy. At ease
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scaramucci says Putin is likely to veto new Russian sanctions
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pentagon @ 5:56AM: Oh god, Trump is going to get all of us killed in a nuclear holocaust. Pentagon @ 6:05AM: Ohh, he's just banning transgenders from the military. Wait...WTF?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Backpedaling. Begun. It has
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
In what may be the best news Kansas has had in a century or more, Governor Sam Brownback is set to be nominated to be Ambassador at Large for International Religious Freedom. May he be just as successful at that as he is as Governor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The hits just keep coming, folks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Game. On
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was given $100,000 check from Trump at today's White House press briefing. Plot twist it was donated to Dept of Ed not for giving Putin a hand job
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anthony Scaramucci compares GOP's Obamacare repeal effort to Lincoln's abolition of slavery
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Bannon proposes a 44% income tax on those earning over $5 million per year. Wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In 2016 Jeff Sessions was extremely reluctant to endorse Trump, fearing it could ruin his career but Bannon convinced Sessions that Trump needed a credible backer like him or he wouldn't get elected. Oooh, Karma, even for YOU that's deliciously evil
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Congressman proposes ban on allowing any members of the government to use Trump-owned hotels
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump to discuss politics with American Legion boys & girls, welcome them to the Trump Youth™. Live now
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's been awhile, but we've got a live White House Press briefing...Indignant Huckabees to the left, Snekretary to the right
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Maybe if someone put Reince Priebus's desk outside on the lawn he would get the message
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "They're fighting over who loves me more." Who is he talking about? A. His kids B. His wives C. The White House staff
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to Trump White House: Come at me bro. I ain't going anywhere
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate: 97-2. House 419-3. Veto this
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
John Boehner, who couldn't get anything done in Washington, says no one will ever be able to get anything done
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who do you think will get the axe? Will they do the fandango? Or will Scaramucci start the purge?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now it looks as if Republicans will be unable to pass a Defense Budget because of rules they put in place to hurt Obama. Cunning plan, guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives his backing to Jared in official White House statement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has another go at Sessions, wonders why he isn't investigating all Hillary's crimes
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's New York Times interview given a dramatic reading by Ron Perlman
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(Government Printing Office)
 
 
 
Objecting to the conduct of the President of the United States
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner "did not collude", EPIC failure regarding the Voting Commission, an errant US airstrike, Poland is looking more like a dictatorship, and Duterte calls the U.S. a "lousy country". It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani declares he's no longer on the short list to replace Sessions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have to stay here. We shouldn't leave town, and we should hammer this out and get it done. Now watch this drive
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
POTUS set to give very big and beautiful statement on healthcare . Probably no pesky Q&A
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kushner to lie his ass off to the Senate Intelligence Committee. But don't worry, he'll be back to rectify his bad testimony and claim an intern prematurely sent him to the committee hearing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops vows "repercussions" if healthcare repeal fails. "That's a nice senate seat you got there, be a real shame if I had one of my goons primary your ass and then get trounced by the Democrats"
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(Press TV)
 
 
 
Tillerson's seeking Rexit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's not our job to do your PR," Brian Stelter snaps to Kellyanne Conway before strutting off as if he were a stray cat
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-epressed) says "Hillary when you lose to somebody who has 40 percent popularity, you don't blame other things-Comey, Russia-you blame yourself "
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America needs good folks like Sessions to stick with Team Trump." Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the Spiceman cometh for your mini-fridge, you better give it to him
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 24 hours" in the pool for discovering Scaramucci's own potential Russia connections, please step forward and claim your 100 rubles
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What has Trump REALLY upset about Mueller's investigation is not the probing of his ties with Russia, but the idea that the Special Counsel can get access to his tax returns. You know, the ones he promised to release when the IRS audit was over?
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump Administration says they have full confidence in Sean Spicer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The President personally interviewed Jessie Liu, his nominee to be U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, the person who would likely oversee any prosecutions arising from Mueller's investigations. This not just unusual, it is Just Not Done
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alternative stalling
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If Stan Lee narrating this Defenders trailer doesn't put a smile on your face I don't know what will, true believers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort is looking up "non-extradition countries" or "painless suicide" on Google right now
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Pentagon study declares American empire is collapsing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Closed White House press briefing livestreamed by rogue reporter
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Wed July 19, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Phrasing!
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How contentious are the White House press briefings getting? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now starting to mock Fox News reporters
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
US ethics director on Trump presidency:"I think we are pretty close to being a laughingstock at this point"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump complains about getting fact-checked, lies moments later. FACT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The triumphant return of Sean Spicer after a nearly 3 week absence will be an off-camera lie-fest held in the Brady Room broom closet, scheduled at 2pm today but probably won't start until 3:30
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Sat July 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court asked to decide if grandparents are actually relative. Er, I mean relatives
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The latest acquisition of The Trump Organization manages to lose $99 billion in 6 months. Tired of all the winning yet?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My personal information? Published on *my* President's website? It's more likely than you think
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Trump Team is imploding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hires Ty Cobb. Cool Papa Bell reportedly inconsolable
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The speech Jeff Sessions gave to the anti-LGBT Christian group has been printed in full
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and his lawyers think it would be a super good idea for the GOP to cover his legal fees
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(US News)
 
 
 
A congresswoman trusted her aide to take a malfunctioning iPhone to the Apple store. He copied her nude photos and videos and shared them
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Thu July 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sessions has quite a bust, Kasowitz is threatening and Trump is making an ass of himself in France. It's time for Chris, Rachel and Lawrence on MSNBC, starting at 9 PM EDT
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sessions releases list of foreig███████████████████ in response to █████████
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: I've 'done more in five months than practically any president in history.' Well if you limit that that to tweets, playing golf, going on vacation, creating a failing West Wing and starting impeachment talks -- well I have to agree
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ defies court order to turn over Sessions' info on his Russian contacts. So listen kids, it's A-OK to tell a judge to go Fark himself
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith criticizes Trump for watching DVR recordings of Fox & Friends
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron attempts to needle Trump over Olympics. Trump hates California but it looks like he'll have to fight for the Olympics in L.A. because all you have to do to get Trump to react is to make him look weak. What a maroon
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things that you expect to cause flight delays: weather, mechanical problems, drunk pilots. Things you don't expect to cause flight delays: air traffic control center evacuation
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Spicey claims Jim Acosta is "ruining the profession"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arkansas becomes the only state to turn over voter data to the Trump integrity commission, says it doesn't violate privacy issues since 2 million voters only sign with an "X"
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans trust the media? Because newspapers like Washington Post are full of shiat
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twitter confounded by cartoon of Trump as one of the two planes from September 11
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ruling expected any day now on limits to travel ban. Any day now
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
You're Not Helping
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker proposes kicking off a class action lawsuit against those who are trying to "strip power away" from Trump
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Trump was on the fence about discussing election meddling with Putin. Then he got a letter that changed everything
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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Wed July 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When the going gets tough, the Spicy... takes questions from his pet "journalists" in the "Skype seats"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sorry, CNN, but President Trump didn't actually get his meme directly from Reddit. He actually added audio and resized it first
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
89% of Republicans think Trump is more trustworthy than CNN. 91% of Democrats think the opposite. Throw Independents into the mix and the majority think he is full of it. Yet 37% of voters have faith in Trump and only 30% have faith in the media
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