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Headlines matching 'Washington'
Wed February 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(HitFix) Cool Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote  (hitfix.com) (41)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to climb a bronze statue of George Washington riding a horse and sit in the saddle for 45 minutes before the cops get him down  (myfoxdc.com) (12)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God"  (usachristianministries.com) (198)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks  (usatoday.com) (50)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Think Progress) Stupid Constitutional "Scholars" in Washington state proposed a bill that would forbid the state government from using any legal tender other than gold and silver coins. At last, those commemorative 9/11 coins will finally be worth something  (thinkprogress.org) (113)
(Washington Post) Silly Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply  (washingtonpost.com) (17)


Sun January 29, 2012
(io9) Scary George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief?  (io9.com) (44)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train  (nj.com) (10)
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)


Tue January 24, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting New Houston Astros owner may consider changing the team's name. Subby proposes Houston Lastros, Houston Disastros, and Washington Generals  (espn.go.com) (110)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Washington Post) Spiffy Billionaire gives $7.5 million to help Washington recover from earthquake damage, crack problem  (washingtonpost.com) (37)


Thu January 19, 2012
(FilmDrunk) Interesting Republicans love Johnny Depp, Democrats love Denzel Washington, and Independents love that guy from "Gymkata"  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (35)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Washington hires the entire country of Canada to run its offense  (espn.go.com) (18)


Sat January 14, 2012
(chicago tribune) Stupid Fast food addicts in Washington D.C. get a whopper of a surprise   (articles.chicagotribune.com) (48)


Wed January 11, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper"  (seattlepi.com) (78)
(The Hill) Spiffy Mr. & Mrs. Smith go to Washington   (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (29)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC  (washington.cbslocal.com) (126)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC  (myfoxdc.com) (32)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Jack Abramoff is speaking out against corruption in Washington and wants to work with the Occupy Wall Street movement. Read that sentence again, slowly. Enjoy your aneurysm  (news.yahoo.com) (60)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Fail George Washington: Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. Newt Gingrich: I think George Washington would have rather strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana  (huffingtonpost.com) (79)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Congress wins Washington Post's praise by doing nothing, which let electric vehicle tax credit, subsidies for ethanol expire  (washingtonpost.com) (194)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about"  (washingtonpost.com) (94)
(KIRO) Interesting Washington DOT measures how fast drivers go over bridge, but won't tell anybody except in response to a subpoena or over Twitter  (kirotv.com) (52)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious President refuses to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's aloof and perfunctory. President loves to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's corrupt and pandering  (nytimes.com) (41)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Body found in Port Townshend, Washington leaves police asking "Who Are You?"  (seattlepi.com) (35)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Interesting From frontal assaults to Washington, to full-blown kamikaze strikes to all of the GOP, Candidates turn negative in multimillion dollar Iowa television ad bombardment  (cnn.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Stupid Could Geico really save you hundreds on your car insurance? Do they owe $7.5 Million to customers in Washington for overcharging?  (kpbj.com) (35)


Tue December 27, 2011
(The Atlantic) Stupid Someone wrote something in the Washington Post. George W. Bush said something 6 years ago. Coincidence? It also turns out this phone number spells out "Mad dag 911G" I'm telling you, we're on to something  (theatlantic.com) (29)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Mental Floss) Cool Brew up some eggnog fit for George Washington. Don't call it a comeback, the drink's been here for years  (mentalfloss.com) (31)


Sat December 24, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Newt Gingrich declares war on Virginia. Much like our Lord Jesus who fought alongside General Washington to defeat the Decepticons for control of the New World  (cbsnews.com) (243)


Tue December 06, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Hero Since no one in Washington seems interested in building a case against the corruption on Wall Street, 60 Minutes is all like "Step aside biatches, we got this"  (iheartchaos.com) (270)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post writes an article about Reddit ... and still mentions FARK (6th paragraph)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)


Mon November 28, 2011
(TSN) Obvious Washington Capitals fire Bruce Boudreau. Will be replaced by Dale Hunter. Pierre Turgeon watches his back  (tsn.ca) (79)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Can Alabama Usually Beat Us Red Necks again? Luck or the Irish? Will PSU bugger the Badgers? UCLA @ USC, OK? Virginny's at war, Oregon and Washington are like, divided, and WTF's an Egg Bowl? CFB Rivalry Week - Clean, Old Fashioned Hate  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Cool The Washington Redskins' ineptitude on the field also extends to the broadcast booth  (washingtonpost.com) (34)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Glenn Beck says Rick Santorum is the next George Washington. Sorry if you were drinking something when you read that. Subby will get you a new keyboard  (huffingtonpost.com) (109)
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Puzzled Guy) Strange "Very powerful" unknown force crushes a whole block full of cars in Washington DC. Nobody heard anything and the police don't know anything about it  (wusa9.com) (243)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Tea Party freshmen are worried that Super Committee won't do what they want. Welcome to Washington, kids  (washingtonpost.com) (57)


Tue November 01, 2011
(DCist) Fail Washington DC bans sales of single beers, leading to the completely unforseeable result that companies attach two cans together  (dcist.com) (60)


Tue October 25, 2011
(WTMJ) Spiffy Lord Voldemort nearly dies in Wisconsin  (todaystmj4.com) (53)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Washington politicians dueling via Twitter hashtags. Your government at work  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)


Sat October 22, 2011
(seattle times) Sad Washington State Senator Scott White of Seattle dies at age 41  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Major League Baseball) Cool Washington's Gut vs. LaRussa's Brain, Lewis vs. Garcia, Shiner vs. Budweiser. Game 2 of the World Series, 8:05 ET (Fox)  (mlb.mlb.com) (597)

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