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87 headlines found matching 'Washington'
Tue August 26, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, I'd really like to hear Sarah Palin's views about the Washington Redskins name controversy," said no sane person, ever
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Sat August 23, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Buckle up, because if you want to take a tour of Washington's marijuana shops, you can't leave the driving to someone else
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Fri August 22, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Washington Nationals are the most exciting team in baseball, which is like being the fastest hoveround at Wal-Mart
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark's new misogyny rule is such a big deal even the Washington Post noticed
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Tue August 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Birdy Manziel
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"
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Sat August 16, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington in detox after a massive binge
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Fri August 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons has something to say about the Washington Redskins. THANK GOD, I was wondering when he was going to chime in
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Thu August 07, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow of rejected Washington State vanity plates. Apparently, Washington doesn't like Pork, Poon, Pussycats, or Juggalos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Promotional copy for an upcoming NFL football game: "Sunday, November 2, 2014, at University of Minnesota Stadium, it's the Minnesota Vikings hosting that Washington team with the racist name"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know, I was just thinking that I've never seen Brown flip-flops that looked good. Then I read the article
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"David Plouff: The most popular man in Washington" Well hell, have you seen his competition? This is like winning a foot race against a blind, deaf, one-legged, asthmatic 90-year old man
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wife blames Jon Stewart for her 87-year-old nudist husband running for sheriff in Washington state
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Sun August 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
An Amtrak train leaves New York City at 9AM, headed for Washington DC without its passengers. How long does it take before the conductor is fired?
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Fri August 01, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Thermos overnighted me a cup of hot coffee from Minneapolis to Washington, D.C., to see if it could. It was a bald-faced PR stunt; and it succeeded"
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Thu July 31, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Newest Washington, DC buzzword is "hispandering" and some people think that's just a bit hispredjudiced
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No-Labels, the "non-partisan" group dedicated to breaking through Washington gridlock, issues internal memo hoping for Republican victories and more gridlock
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Wed July 30, 2014
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to New Hampshire. You want to buy some alcolol and cigarettes? I need to see your ID please. Oh, you're from Washington DC? GTFO"
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Sun July 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In 2012 Obama failed to evacuate diplomats and got criticized. In 2014 Obama did evacuate diplomats and got criticized
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The non-voting congressional delegate from Washington D.C. proves why she should remain a non-voting delegate
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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Wed July 23, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there
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Fri July 18, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Ash blamed for 25 car pileup in Washington State. Groovy
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
So what if every superstar NBA player pulled a LeBron and returned to their hometown team? Well the Washington Wizards would be scary and the San Antonio Spurs are nonexistent on this list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police impressed by guy who robbed a Miami bank, then drove his getaway car to Bellingham, Washington in 50 hours. Presumably he had a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and he was wearing sunglasses
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, there's an Internet War going on right now between Washington, D.C. bikers and drivers. What have learned from this war? Mainly that they're all douchebags
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Security guard gets fired from job due to news footage of him being the first person to buy legal recreational marijuana in the State of Washington. That's some fine bud there Lou
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Wed July 09, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you donated human skulls to the Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, please call the medical examiner. You won't get in any trouble. Promise
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because Washington has legalized marijuana, don't start getting any wise ideas Alaska
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
World Cup teams that forbade players to have sex didn't advance past the round of 16. Apparently it's harder to score when you aren't allowed to score
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Washington Insensitive Name for Native Americans all have stadiums on land that was dispossessed from various Indian tribes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How Washington State government is managing to screw up legalized marijuana
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
There is a marijuana shortage, and it seems that Washington and Colorado will learn what drug dealers have known for years: it's dangerous to run out of product, and drug addicts will go to extreme lengths to get their fix
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Thu July 03, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Radioactive room so dangerous that no one has entered since 1976 can be found in A: Russia, B: Japan, C: Washington State
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover consciousness on-off switch, eager to test it out in Washington, DC
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(Economist)
 
 
 
"Do you speak French now? No? You're welcome" - George Washington
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for posting "lewd" photos of the Washington Monument to Facebook. Not safe for work if you work in a church in the 1800s. Subby thinks she looks like fun
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Look ladies, if you want a blanket, a state trooper hat and a bottle of wine, there has got to be an easier way to do it than breaking in to Washington Gov. Jay Inslee's office. Fark: Through the second-floor window
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
House Republicans accidentally legalize marijuana in Washington DC. Dude
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
University of Washington Professor: People mistakenly think the Tea Party is racist. That's wrong; they're also homophobic, xenophobic and sexist
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The biggest corporation (by revenue) in each state is obvious for Arkansas, Texas and Michigan. Now try and guess Washington, California and New Jersey
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(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Columnist suggests new names for Washington's football team, including the Cherry Blossoms, because the team "blossom[s] early in the season and wither[s] quickly." OH SNAP
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal says a "rebellion is brewing in the U.S. with people ready for a hostile takeover of Washington D.C. and the Obama administration." So now the Republicans are making terrorist threats against America
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Liberals Unite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh accuses independent bookstore in Washington DC of being "exclusionary, racist, and bigoted" for refusing to carry his children's history book
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans think George Washington would support marriage equality since he never doinked his wife and raised her kids from a previous marriage as his own
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(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Anti-tax muppet Grover Norquist wants to rename the Washington Redskins to something even more stupid and offensive
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Patent and Trademark office finds the D.C. football team's name offensive and cancels the trademark. Now we're going to have to come up with a replacement for the name "Washington"
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among first states to fully embrace Obamacare, Washington residents reaping the benefits, though getting people to pay is an issue, the website is glitchy, access to care isn't great and money is running out. But good stuff otherwise
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Sat June 14, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Attorney General seeks to prosecute Big Grocery for hiding the source of campaign funds directed against initiative requiring labeling of genetically-modified food
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain earns the rare and coveted "Upside-down Pinocchio" from the Washington Post fact checker for going Berghazi
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck is jealous Washington high schoolers got to play with 'box of dildos' and all he got was a lousy Bible
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
We've gone from Benghazi to Bergdahlzi, and Fark is there people. No, right there in the Washington Times, jeez
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. unveils its new long-term transportation plan: Walk and bike everywhere, trolley-troll-troll, and tax the bejeesus out of drivers
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Tue June 03, 2014
(The Chicago Reporter)
 
 
 
Chicago gets $169 million from Washington to spend on fixing up distressed housing, spends $140 million of it on vital granite countertop infrastructure and essential stainless-steel appliances
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Mon June 02, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Our crack team of investigators at the Washington State Department of Transportation are unable to apprehend the bear terrorizing cars on I-90, but at least we are able to release a police sketch of the suspect"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jon Runyan lives by a warrior's code, something we cannot begin to understand, and New Jersey GOP politics are too dirty, even for him
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "US policy has changed, now we make deals with terrorists" Politifact: And by "we", do you mean the Founding Fathers Washington, Adams, Jefferson, and Reagan?
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
First Washington legalizes marijuana and now a joint has caused a chain reaction on the freeway, damaging cars and shutting down I-5
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why haven't the Republicans in Washington inquired as to why liberals who claim they don't like it when guns kill people seem fine when socialized medicine does the killing?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington football team asks Twitter to share "Redskins Pride" with Harry Reid, and Twitter responds as expected. Bonus tweet: "What a clown show. I hate my team"
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: "It's only a matter of time before Uncle Sam holds a gun to my head and forces me to marry my six children, my cat Sprinkles, the Washington Monument, and the rotting corpse of George Washington"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Amazon refuses to respond to a request for comment by a Washington Post reporter about Amazon's ongoing dispute with Hatchette publishing and the tactics Amazon is employing; which is awkward given who owns The Post
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Washington Post film critic: so when I wrote yesterday that Seth Rogen and his movies were responsible for last weekend's mass shootings, I in no way meant to imply that Seth Rogen was somehow responsible for those shootings
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Tue May 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The debate is over, Washington Post Film critic has found out what's REALLY to blame for this weekend's mass shootings, and it is not guns, knives, misogyny or our mental health system. No, the REAL culprit is, of course, Seth Rogen
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Mon May 26, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
The President of pro football's Washington White Fangs responds with a letter to Senator Harry Reid, stating that doge-Americans everywhere approve the White Fangs' logo
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Wed May 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't afford trip to Washington, DC to see the White House? Here's your chance to take interactive tour where Obama rules America with dictorial proclamations, unconstitutional orders
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(211)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you live in A) Washington D.C., B) the VA counties of Fairfax, Loudoun, or Arlington, or C) Montgomery County, MD? Well, you've probably been exposed to the measles
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30% chance of a sharknadoes in Washington DC today (with official National Weather Service pic)
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(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The biggest conflict currently rocking Washington, D. C. involves A) Republicans B) Democrats C) Trash cans
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(7)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rush hour traffic around Washington, DC is terrible. Thanks, Obama
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Mon May 19, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Seven of the worst political ads you will never unsee. Includes the unforgettable, "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork." The ad then cuts to footage of a pig squealing
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the piano teachers at the University of Washington are unionized because it takes 12 of them to play this one piece. (Skip to 1:30 to void the long intro.)
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you live in Washington, and like Hitler, have I got some good news for you
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor: being tolerant means agreeing with the liberal position on an issue and everyone else is a bigot, and opinions and reality be damned
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem has been found safe in Washington state, scoring some legal weed. Where else would you find a stoner with perpetual munchies and a conversion van?
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Wed May 14, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's been 2 whole days since the Washington Monument's grand re-opening after 3 years of reconstruction following the earthquake, so you know what it's time for, right? ELEVATOR BREAKDOWN, WOO-HOO
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(42)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
"American Spring" organizers expect 10 million protesters to descend upon Washington DC this Friday. Approximately 10 million. Like, really really approximate
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(610)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the "civil war" between the Tea Party and Establishment GOP seems to have fizzled as establishment forces crushed the upstarts in primaries nationwide, fret not, you can still get your Schadenfreude fix from the intra-Tea Party civil war
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today, 994 days after the earthquake that ravaged lawn chairs across the entire DC region, the Washington Monument finally re-opens
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Net neutrality activists have set up camp in Washington to demonstrate in front of the FCC. Wonder what the WiFi is like there?
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Wed May 07, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the train wreck that is the Pacers get on the right track against Washington? Can MVPKD lead the Thunder to a victory to tie their series with the Clippers? NBA Playoffs round 2 continue tonight on TNT starting at 7ET
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Bucks County Courier Times)
 
 
 
Once again, patriotic Americans celebrate the time 240-odd years ago that George Washington and his men crossed the Delaware River to bring the Hessians beer for Christmas, or something
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Fri May 02, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Forgetting that wild animals bite, Washington University in St. Louis brings a bear cub as part of a petting zoo for the stressed-out elitist college students. After the bear acts like a bear, it's going to be euthanized
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