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236 headlines found matching 'Washington'
Fri May 06, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Watch Out, Hillary: George Washington and the Founding Fathers would have loved Trump's "America First," ... and they might have been right
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Thu May 05, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Grass on the National Mall is being restored to its full, natural, luxuriant growth, according to National Park Service spokesman Mike Litterst
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Three Amigos conference to take place June 29, discuss number of piñatas in a plethora
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Foster Poultry Farms recalls chicken nuggets that may contain plastic and rubber. Company now braces for lawsuit from McDonald's for stealing their recipe
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Wed May 04, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Despite dropping Game 3, Washington has momentum going into Game 4. That and a decimated D core for Pittsburgh tonight (thanks TheTang) "should have" the Caps capping the Pens in the only game tonight. Puck drops at 8:00ET, gloves soon after
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report a record profit of $25 billion in 2015. Long waits, poor service and outrageous prices cause cable companies to accuse them of stealing their business model
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half of teens admit to being addicted to their phones. The other half were too distracted by their phones to answer the question
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Prince "relatives" start falling from the sky like Purple Rain
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Mon May 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emperor Obama can't be bothered to read the secret 28 pages of the 9/11 Report because "it's just not that important to him"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With Orpik chilling for the next three, will Kessel or Crosby get more flicks to the net? Pens host the Caps in the only game tonight. 8:00EDT
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr: Sure, I'll fight again. Have you got nine-figures?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It really is time to give Washington D.C. back to Maryland, the place is devoid of reason and besides Maryland deserves that
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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Thu April 28, 2016
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Judge rules the city of Seattle cannot rummage around in your garbage anymore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♪ Woooaah, we're half way there... Wooo-ooaahh, gettin' free health care...♪
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
McDonald's to test "healthy" Chicken McNuggets. Yes, that's the joke
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Johnson & Johnson now have a higher credit rating than the U.S., as Washington continues to try and stop the loss of technology jobs with a BAND-AID®
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
University of Washington cheer squad advertises 28 appearance requirements, 1 physical attribute for tryout wannabes
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you've just committed a robbery in DC, hopping the White House fence is not a good getaway plan
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans set a new record this past week after TSA agents confiscate 73 guns from passengers carry-on luggage. So, do we chant USA USA USA or TSA TSA TSA?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeless man with gag reflex calls 911 to report bomb threats, hurls in back of cop car...then so much more happened because it's Florida
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Sat April 23, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Korea tests submarine-launched missile, claims major breakthrough in ocean-targeting reliability
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Carolina Panthers player, Josh Norman signs contract with the Washington Redacteds for an incredible 75 Million dollar deal making him the highest paid cornerback in league history
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dude, Where's My Car?: Fiat Chrysler recalling 1.1 million self-driving cars, SUVs
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
When Americans and British agreed to split USA and Canada on the 49th Parallel, they forgot about one tiny town
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Thu April 21, 2016
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
With a mega-quake about to hit, a super-volcano about to blow, the state of Washington can add a 1 million gallon tank of plutonium infused toxic waste about to rupture to their list of woes. Luckily it will empty directly into the Columbia River
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Wed April 20, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Flyers lock up the 15th overall pick in the draft? Can Jagr still score on the ice? Can the Wild or Kings win at home a second time? Oh hell yea it's Playoff Hockey. 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 and 10:30ET
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Here's the trailer for the remake of The Magnificent Seven, starring Chris Pratt and Denzel Washington. Man, those two would be great in a Blazing Saddles reboot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does dressing as a pirate turn me into one?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nineties rappers Digable Planets are reuniting for a tour, looking for fans who remember that one song they had
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 50 asses will be around Philadelphia when they host the Democratic National Convention this summer, and that's not even counting delegates
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The countries that love marijuana the most. Fark: The Netherlands and Jamaica aren't even in the top 15
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1986 in pictures. Cher you're thinking of red-lighting this, but I pity the fool that doesn't do the right thing. It may be Challenging but I think we can reach a Concorde-ance and look at the past that Woz
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Score)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals fan travels 4,000 miles to see Bruce Harper
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grab your sticks and get ready for a full day of postseason NHL action: New York vs Pittsburgh at 3pm ET on NBC, Philly vs Washington at 7pm on CNBC, Minnesota va Dallas at 8pm on NBCS, and San Jose vs LA at 10:30pm on NBCS
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Good luck with that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess who paid a 13.5% effective tax rate on an income of $205,000? The same guy that says YOU aren't paying enough
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan may have refused to run for president yesterday, but that apparently isn't stopping wealthy GOP donors from trying to drown him in a flood of cash, as he reported raising over $17 million in campaign funds in the first quarter of 2016 alone
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
On multiple occasions, Fox News has claimed that a "shrimp on a treadmill" study funded by the federal government cost $3 million. Which overstates the true cost of the study by $2,999,953
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Des Moines, IA cafe honors Senator Grassley meeting SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland with switch to "Senator Grassley #DoYourJob Menu." Subby recommends pairing the Justice Delayed Bowl with an Advise and Consent Cappuccino
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dave UpTheGrove is entering Seattle election race as an environmentalist. Meanwhile, Bill DownTheHatch still can't get off the couch to register on the Fark Ticket
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you're going to send emails on April 8 to let residents know that the deadline to submit their Declaration of Candidacy for Delegate form is April 6, at least make sure it goes to the right Washington, right Donald Trump?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why you should never believe a presidential nominee who claims they're a "Washington outsider": they wouldn't be the nominee if that were true
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea plagiarizes Abraham Lincoln to criticize the Obama Administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No one in Washington knows what the hell Paul Ryan is up to
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Mon April 11, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SAYS IT IS DONE shouting forecasts at you in all-caps
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Sat April 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
You know that Facebook post that claims you can pay your income taxes in cash at the nearest 7-Eleven? Yeah, about that...wait, you mean it's true? Really?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
There's now a way to store all of your cat photos in DNA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new adviser says the GOP won't have a contested convention because he is SO fired if they do
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Being found with your boyfriend's blood all over you after he is stabbed with a kitchen knife is "legally insufficient" to prosecute you for anything in Washington State, if you're Miss Washington USA
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cop t-bones school bus, injuring 3. Cop says the bus just suddenly cut in front of him, and nobody could possibly have stopped in time, even if he had been paying attention and following traffic laws
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington state authorities are on the lookout for two violent escaped mental patients. They fear that if the escapees make it to Portland, they'll blend in and never be found
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Wed April 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(Today)
 
 
 
Actress Kerry Washington shocked to discover that a magazine for the advertising industry photoshopped her image to the point she didn't recognize herself
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"Apple's Siri now smarter about questions on rape, suicide, and baseball. " Good to know that important subjects like baseball are being covered
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korean monitoring officials announce that satellite images of plumes from nuclear facility are not, in fact, from Kim Jong-un's bedside microwave
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China announces a ban on mining imports from North Korea. No word on how soon the ocean gets nuked in retaliation
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln carried a secret message concerning the Civil War in his pocket for most of his term. A message so secret even he didn't know about it. And no, it wasn't "DUCK"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't look now Republicans, but your House GOP's 2010 tea-party class is heading for the exits. Soon you will have your echo chamber to yourselves. SOON
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Sun April 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Muslim family removed from plane for "safety reasons," as having more than one Muslim on a passenger airliner is inherently dangerous
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How can we talk about building an effective border wall when we can't even keep people from scaling the White House fence?
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Sat April 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama: "You know nothing Don Trump"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues their furious attack on their most hated enemy ... the sea. Victory is assured. We will prevail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Sign the f*cking loyalty pledge, Donald." Trump: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "SIGN THE F*CKING PLEDGE" (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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Thu March 31, 2016
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hobbit became extinct earlier than previously thought, say paleoanthropologists who suspect Homo Sapiens had a hand in slaying every one
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
But, seriously. Shouldn't we all just assume at this point that *all* retention ponds have at least one body in them?
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Boeing says "Thank you, Washington State for all the tax breaks. Here are another 4000 pink slips to show our gratitude"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals rebrand Budweiser beer terrace as "gathering place for millennials," which will actually be gathering place for white baby boomers in sneakers who unironically quaff Bud and Blue Moon, same as everywhere else in Nationals Park
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa Congressman: Washington DC needs a recession. DC Bar owner: fark you, I'm going to raise money for your opponent. BONUS: With a $20 all the beer you can drink event
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Washington nuclear plant unexpectedly shuts down, reports are the situation is not critical, no kaiju spotted within 500 miles
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Mon March 28, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins have a heck of an injury list to shorten before the 2016 NFL Season starts
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Alabama: Go ahead with the execution
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On Brussels, Bernie says "We have got to improve our efforts to make sure it does not happen again." In other words, he's a lefty that wants us to be the global police. My how times have changed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie's next battleground: Cheese
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The rebellion of Ted Cruz is as much a sham as Donald Trump's entire campaign
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Bernie Sanders dominate Saturday?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
John Kerry: "The terrorists win if the President changes his schedule". Game over, man, GAME OVER
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It was a Super Saturday for Sanders as he sweeps Hawaii, Washington, and Alaska
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With Democratic voters split over whether they want an established candidate with foreign policy or their cranky grocer, three more states have caucuses that count today: Alaska, Hawaii and Washington
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
North Korea nukes US in worst propaganda video you'll see this weekend
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Corporate Profits fell in Q4 2015. Executives call for the immediate public execution of five lowly workers per state. "105% increase in productivity simply isn't enough for us to build houses made of cash, these peasants need to be taught a lesson"
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(RealProgress)
 
 
 
It appears the Clinton campaign has 'accidentally' mailed letters containing the wrong caucus locations to women who financially support Bernie Sanders' campaign in Washington. And Iowa. And Nevada. And Kansas
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Here's how The Washington Post managed to count every single person shot to death by police in the United States in 2015, because no one else tracks that
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Memphis is the most obese city in the country, with Indianapolis coming in third. Apparently "Indianapolis 500" now refers to the average weight of residents
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney on the fact that Donald Trump keeps marrying foreign women: "It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won't do"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz, calling him "consistent." Consistency, as we all know thanks to Ralph Waldo Emerson, is the hobgoblin of small minds; ergo, Ted Cruz is a small-minded hobgoblin
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court frowns on the Virginia legislature's shenanigans regarding their Negro community
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Drumpf to Washington Post Editorial Board: "I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay?"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bald eagles hatch at National Arboretum, immediately cry red white and blue tears and shiat freedom sparkles as the American flag waves in the background
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Long before King Abdullah kissed Bush, Saudi Arabia had already wooed its way into Washington's heart
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington, DC is full of parasites
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now the FAA needs to see Apple in court as well
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The president and first lady give birth, Trump demands to see birth certificate
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lord Of The Dance Michael Flatley retires today with the body of a 100-year-old man: "My body has taken a severe beating"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
50% of LivingSocial employees now have time for a social life outside of work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Not it
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Politician turned carnival barker/TV host says that TV host turned Politician/carnival barker was inevitable
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown (Gov) decides that a wall is a good way to keep people that don't agree with him out of his state
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Washington's worst job is no longer being the piss boy, it's being Obama's next Supreme Court nominee
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Introducing the new home of the Washington Redskins: Jellyfish Barf
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Welcome to Liberal World, where terrorizing a 70-year-old woman and spray-painting her house is justified because she dared put a Trump sign in her yard
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Builder Magazine)
 
 
 
Buffalo, New York has the shortest commute time (around 20 minutes) of any large city. Of course, that doesn't include the three hours spent each day by drivers digging their car out of a snowdrift
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is for personal responsibility. Unless he can blame Obama
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Thu March 10, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos says he'll put people in space in two years. One year if they have Amazon Prime
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazoff
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kennedy Center inserts Q-Tip in patrons' ear canals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suspect in shooting of Idaho pastor arrested outside White House
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Tue March 08, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Happy retirement to Leslie Shook, otherwise known as "biatchin Betty", the voice of Boeing F-18s who has warned numerous pilots to pull up, pull up, roll right, roll right
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(Some Troll Guy)
 
 
 
For the lulz
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
'Morning Joe' says they only interview Trump so much because it's easy and he makes himself available. Which is also the reason people go to prostitutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Obama refuses to be derelict in his constitutional duty, Senate Republicans now threatening violence against anyone willing to be nominated to the Supreme Court
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(TruthDig)
 
 
 
If you ever need proof that the Washington Post is in the tank for Hillary, here it is
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia about to end marriages for twelve year olds. Don't worry, she's still your sister
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
John Kasich gets the coveted Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsement. "When he went to Washington, he kicked some serious butt"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
So, let's check with the California homeless man who was passing out resumes to passersby instead of asking for money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Kentucky and Louisiana, Sanders gets Kansas and Nebraska, Rubio gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR
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Sat March 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
You think Trump's crazy? LBJ gave a naked press conference on Air Force One
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Colorado will have a marijuana ballot question in 2016. Wait, didn't they already settle this?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh, you mean THOSE Taliban leaders. Yeah, they're here
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Relax, America. We have a UFO lobbyist in Washington
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bethesda, MD man throws party that ends with 110 police citations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans want a new president now
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chancellor questioned by police after two women called cops on him just for asking for help. No word if they were wearing brown shirts
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: Oh lordy lord, we may have to make a deal with the devil. *fans self* I'mma comin' over quite faint right now. OH COLONEL BEAUREGARD *faints*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McConnell to Obama: Forget that SCOTUS seat. Obama to McConnell: Did you forget your pocket constitution too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Oshkosh police arrest man for sending inappropriate pictures to a minor. B'gosh
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Everywhere you look in Washington it's sleaze, but at least the groups decrying dark money in politics aren't...they what?...DAMMITSOMUCH YOURENOTHELPING
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Mon February 29, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops say Salma Hayek's neighbor had every right to shoot and kill her dog
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Well that endorsement of Sanders escalated quickly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio releases summaries of his last five years of tax filings, gives Donald Trump 1,040 reasons for him to release his
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's unconstitutional obstruction just cost Dow Chemical nearly a billion dollars
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitch "Yertle" McConnell says the GOP will "Drop Trump like a rock" if he secures the nomination. This should end well
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Fri February 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
City worker rescues ugly-ass baby coyote from storm drain
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe sea sponges were the first animals on Earth, politicians being their direct descendants
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can we just permanently freeze the clock on 00:00:00?
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Wed February 24, 2016
(White House)
 
 
 
This is outrageous. The people should have a voice in the nomination of the next Librarian of Congress
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Mon February 22, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Washington DC elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All right, stick with me on this one for a minute: Ted Cruz's Armageddon-loving pastor, Rick Wiles, decides to use numerology to "prove" President Obama sacrificed Scalia in pagan ritual
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
This year's list of the 20 most ticketed cars shows a continued, strong "douche-to-ticket" correlation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins and Kirk Cousins break off contract negotiations. I haven't seen Cousins in DC quit talking like that since Eleanor found out about Lucy Mercer
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoner escapes pen by swallowing two of them
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Researchers figure out how to train the body's natural immunoresponse mechanism against cancer. This...is a big deal
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New poll shows many student loan holders would take a punch or cut off digits if their student loans would be forgiven
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Mon February 15, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey congressional delegation asks President Obama to support new request for disaster relief. Obama asks if "disaster" means the January snow storm or the Chris Christie presidential campaign
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's how to tell if a robot is about to take your job
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Everett police announce they have arrested 'Beardo' the bank robber. Ironically the beard was fake
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Sat February 13, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey dude, you got any rolling papers?" "Sure, man, try these new 'Feel The Bern' papers." "Far out, man, we're going to change the world" (puff, puff, pass)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump in 2015: "I refuse to use or support PACs." Trump in 2016: "TrumPAC? What TrumPAC?"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has no luck with food, as the thirsty presidential hopeful chips a tooth on a frozen Twix bar. George W. Bush sympathizes, grabs a bag of pretzels in solitarity
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Oh NOW he wants to talk
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The good news: It appears like there is life on Mars. The bad news: It may be cauliflower
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The crew of Apollo 11 had a hidden talent that, until now, was completely unknown to the public: Prolific graffiti artists
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post thinks Hillary needs a new slogan and is having a contest. Here's your chance to make a thoughtful contribution to political discourse. Or to share your best Farkism
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Wed February 10, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Graduate of the Homer Simpson school of firearm safety shows up at the hospital
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain points out a YUUUUGE problem to the current GOP candidates that using torture to get cooperation from our enemies is not only immoral, it was made illegal last year
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scores yuge win in New Hampshire primary, meaning there'll be hell toupee if the GOP tries to stop him now
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vet with purple heart told to prove he was wounded in action before he can receive benefits. Fark: He's 90 and was wounded in the Philippines in 1944
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated a cadaver to George Washington University, they'd like to apologize to you for not having any idea who it is anymore
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake quotes by founding fathers included in gun rights bill. Man, those were some good tacos
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Fri February 05, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to expand self-driving car testing to Washington State. Apparently they want to put them through the toughest driving conditions in the nation - stopping every other block at each coffee shop they pass
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article explains what "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" means. Or you could just settle for learning what he's been arrested for this time
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Crime has gotten so bad in Washington D.C. that the D.C. City Council unanimously approved a bill to pay residents not to commit crimes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Kids in two NJ counties and 11 communities have higher levels of lead in their blood than kids in Flint, which goes a long way toward explaining why there hasn't been a competent politician in the state since Washington crossed the Delaware
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia sets execution date for a 73-year-old inmate apparently 'cause they're worried if they wait any longer they might not get to
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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Mon February 01, 2016
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
1 fatally stabbed in |▮|| |||| |||▮| ||
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
56 years ago today, four students in Greensboro, NC started a revolution by sitting down at the Woolworth's lunch counter
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled and wake up with his penis in your mouth?
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not since The Washington Post broke the Watergate story in the 1970s had a small, dedicated team of investigative reporters had such an impact. They went on to win a Pulitzer Prize and spark investigations. Plus the movie has that Mad Men actor
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One in six Americans have joined Amazon Prime. The other five are satisfied to do their shopping for cheap, flimsy made-in-China products at Wal-Mart, Kmart and Best Buy
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(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bubba Smith signs with the Bears
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Only female lawmakers and female staffers and female pages were man enough to show up for work in the U.S. Senate after the big snowstorm. "Perhaps it speaks to the hardiness of women"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sensing that he probably won't get Obama's endorsement anyhow, Bernie starts throwing roadblocks in front of the president's nominee to lead the FDA
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Senator Roach kicked out of Human Trafficking task force over abusive conduct and "vile comments" blaming victims, not to mention scurrying under furniture whenever someone turns the lights on
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Mon January 25, 2016
(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Crazy-ass rednecks clash with crazy-ass birdwatchers in the Northwest, leaving one rare owl species a littler rarer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hundreds turned out for a Star Wars themed snowball fight in Washington, DC; however, many adults old enough to remember the first one lamented about how it just wasn't the same and all the new kids ruined it and had no appreciation for Hoth
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Representative Mia Love brings forth one of the most common sense pieces of legislation ever presented to Congress. Sadly it doesn't stand a chance of passing
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Sun January 24, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you think being stranded in your house because of snow is bad, at least you weren't stranded for 24 hours on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, like the Duquesne basketball team was
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
You want a prediction about the weather, I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. It's your Great East Coast Blizzard Snowmageddon thread
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't try to stop an Alaskan from jogging. Even in a blizzard
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, have you ever noticed the seven ways that a snowstorm is just like unchecked Big Government sapping the creative and innovative spirit of a true, capitalist democracy? Fox News did
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie plans to stay on the campaign trail in Iowa as a massive blizzard bears down on New Jersey because the last time he stayed in NJ to deal with a disaster, he ended up hugging Obama and nearly destroying his political career
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro guarantees no problems will be reported during historic blizzard
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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Wed January 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of President Obama running out of farks to give, vetoes bill that would have gutted Clean Water Act. Pay attention, Rick Snyder
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scientists who could have been working on flying car perfect artificial pancreas instead, which is OK too I guess
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By an 8-1 vote, the U.S. Supreme Court re-instated the death sentence, formerly thrown out by the KS Supreme Court, for the "Wichita Massacre brothers," who in retrospect, probably should have called themselves something else in their appeal
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know the difference between a snow squall, a blizzard, a flurry, and a snowstorm? A: WHAT? SNOW? OMG CAN'T TALK GOTTA BUY BREAD
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Tue January 19, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy Trader Joe's cashew pieces? Awesome. Also, you might die soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rather than issue a formal ruling, the Supreme Court just has Chief Justice Roberts roll his eyes and make a wanking motion with his gavel as they refuse to hear yet another challenge to the Constitutionality of Obamacare
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rubio fumbles around about the Flint water situation, says something about Obama and Democrats being responsible because "big government". Pretends not to know who Rick Snyder is
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Johnny Bach, who was an assistant for Phil Jackson and mentored Michael Jordan with the Chicago Bulls and the Washington Wizards, will coach at the big court in the sky
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Pitchman: "I want to make a children's book. For 5-year-olds. About George Washington. About his slaves. About them being happy and making a birthday cake" Scholastic: (Gives stamp of approval) "Nobody should have a problem with that, right?"
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Sun January 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted political strategist Kevin Sorbo says New Yorkers are stupid for being offended by Ted Cruz and that "anyone could handle 9/11"
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 4th prisoner released from Iran was probably Jason Bourne
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda Bei Bei takes first beibei steps at Washington Zoo
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Fri January 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Washington USA hopes she can still change the world...one DUI at a time
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's national power company lacks $1 billion it owes creditors. People were shocked. When did Puerto Rico get electricity?
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Wed January 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, goat cuddler, the roster is full
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"Obama will try to convince the American people and the Congress that everything that he's done is really a great milkshake - a banana split. And we all know it's not a milkshake, it's weak tea, and it's probably spoiled cheese" - Alaskan lawmaker
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Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama offered to help Joe Biden's family financially when son quit work due to illness. History's greatest monster
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because, let's face it ... anytime you see the words "industrial accident at the mulch company," things likely didn't end well
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Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hey thief, is that a python in your pants or are you .....hey that IS a python in your pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US now fighting ISIS in the most American way possible: Literally throwing money at the problem
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin surprised after scoring a goal and seeing the entire Washington Capitals bench empty--and come after him
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Packers beat the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in Washington to complete a four-game weekend sweep of the home teams for the first time ever in the wild card round
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Sun January 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFC Wild Card Sunday continues as Green Bay heads to Washington with government cheese and smallpox blankets to try to beat the most successful Cousins in DC since FDR and Eleanor when the Packers meet the Redskins, 4:30 PM ET on Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Minnesota Vikings beat the Seattle Seahawks or will the Seahawks br-br-bring a victory home with them? Will the Green Bay Packers beat the R-words or will Washington send Green Bay packing? Here is your Sunday game thread, kickoff at 1:00 ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what the 2016 Presidential race really needs? Another rich New Yorker. Said absolutely no one still sane
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Washington crossing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0: Hellfire missile ends up being "accidentally" shipped directly to Havana instead of Florida, because they're easy to confuse for one another
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Thu January 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hyman breaks at AtM, to be filled with Woody
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