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292 headlines found matching 'Washington'
Mon October 23, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC learning what New York, Atlantic City, and Toronto all learned the hard way
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Full moon shined on Trump's motorcade yesterday
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer says it hurt a lot when he got punched in the face
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Trump points out the inconsiderate nature of Gold Star families' failure to call him first
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Every teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little bit of separation is a step in the right direction. We're so proud of you... New Mexico?
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Wed October 18, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently not a drive-thru ATM
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post has full confidence in Janet Yellen
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
University of Washington researchers warn mobile ad targeting technology allows stalkers to follow you around a city for less than $1000. Overly attached girlfriend nods smilingly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the fires in Oregon and Washington? The good news: Atmospheric River to bring them rain. The bad news: A 5000 mile long atmospheric river that may bring up to 15" of rain
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come on in and discuss the habits of highly successful conservative pundits and yell at their guests...or vice versa. All are welcome. Its the "Howdy Doody Tucker and Hannity" 2 hour Foxnews extravaganza starting at 8pm Washington DC time
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Finally, the definitive online survey that will settle once and for all the great question of the ages: Which Halloween candy rules them all?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is pulling your laptop out of your carry-on bag your favorite part of going through airport security? It is? You're definitely going to want to fly through BWI, then
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the first Emoluments Clause lawsuit against Trump is set to begin oral arguments this week. The first of approximately 1,328 lawsuits, give or take a few dozen
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you live in, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, or Washington? Travel papers please, citizen
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
15 states sue Trump over his hatred of one black guy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
We'd like to not to have to cut taxes on the rich but it's just sooooo haaaaarrrddd not to
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner cements his status as the world's worst real-estate developer, stealing a title that was held for years by his father-in-law
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
True friend of the LGBT community Donald Trump to deliver two minutes of hate to the Value Voters Summit in DC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cubs reliever Carl Edwards Jr: "We'll see you guys in LA." Dodgers: "We'll buy you your 19.29 ERA and your fast-food sounding name a ticket. Come on out"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Cubs keep their hopes of a repeat championship alive? Or will the Washington Nationals dash their hopes and be on the way to L.A.? It is your NLDS Game 5 thread, the first pitch is at 8:08pm ET
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity mentioned Bill and/or Hillary by name 342 times in 61 opening monologues between May 15th and September 1st. Guess he doesn't want her to go away
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled. Steve Scalise: You can't cancel a holiday. Ryan: Keep it up Steve and you'll lose New Years. Scalise: What's that mean? Ryan: Kevin McCarthy, take New Year's away from Steve
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is John Madden writing MLB headlines for ESPN?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's (R-eporter attacking numbnuts) mugshot finally released
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Wed October 11, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Rick Grimes and co. come to the Smithsonian, it immediately gets overrun by walkers and the hunt for sanctuary continues
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Memorial to slaveowner Thomas Jefferson being attacked by laser-wielding assailants
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
Happy National Coming Out Day 2017. Celebrate by expressing your true feelings, hopes in life. Not responsible for libel in any manner for any user who experiences discrimination in jobs, services & housing, loss of familial relations, injury or death
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've ever stolen anything from the historic Washington Marriott Wardman Park, the hotel wants you to know that it would like its stuff back, please. And you could earn a free stay by returning it. Just don't, you know, steal anything else
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's polite to say thank you for some things: a thoughtful card, some help with moving, being captured as a POW in World War II
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
That headline when the word "Yes" just wasn't enough
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Sat October 07, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
The Washington Nationals are confiscating 'W' flags from Cubs fans at Nationals Park
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Band-Aid comes off as Nelly claims rape allegations against him are "completely fabricated"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump rolls back mandatory birth control coverage under ObamaCare because Jesus
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NFL player is upset at being called racial slur. Guess which team he plays for
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone finally told Trump what Tillerson said about him
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Please note: the police may listen in on your phone calls, especially if you're calling from jail
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter often would moan and scream "Oh my God" in bed, much like your mom
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon backs another genius for Congress. This one has recently served time
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson tells reporters that he remains "fully committed to this moron's agenda"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Babysitting a 300 lb toddler possibly starting to wear on the grownups in Washington
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin says he has no personal relationship with Trump. As far as he is concerned, he is just a booty call
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin goes ballistic on Rocket Man, says global disarming strike may work, or we could all die. So, no worries then
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum finds retirement solace in baking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No word on what cabinet post Trump will be offering him
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Tue October 03, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say you had the over 48.5 and KC -7 on last night's Redacteds-Chiefs game. It looks terrible, even when KC goes up 3 with four seconds to play... and then this happens. Never gamble, kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh no, not this shiat again
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of teams with Native American mascots as the Redskins take on the Chiefs. Will Washington pull off the upset? Or will Kansas City stay undefeated? It is your Monday Night Football thread and the fun starts at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Brush out the mullet and ready the Goonjuice. Just in time for the regular season it's your first NHL power rankings of the year
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress misses deadline to fund healthcare for millions of children
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is still a mess, nobody's got a clue on the budget talks and WWIII is holding on line #3. So what does Pres Trump plan to do about all this? Spend this weekend playing golf, because of course he does
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Fri September 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take comfort Farkers, even NFL quarterbacks live in their parents' basements
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
6 years after taking over last place has-been Washington State, Mike Leach is approaching their biggest game of the season in typical fashion: walking to work and waving at a dog's tail
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: "Tax cuts pay for themselves." Reality: "No, they don't." GOP: (sticks fingers in ears) "I can't hear you, lalalalalalalalala"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a kid walks into a GameStop wearing a Kaepernick jersey and two Washington Redskins players buy him an XBox
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Thu September 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL says Trump's latest remarks are "inaccurate." Of course, they also said that regarding Tom Brady and Zeke Elliot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A) See a truck on fire with a boy trapped inside. B) Break glass door to retrieve fire extinguisher. C) Be told that using a fire extinguisher that doesn't belong to you is theft and you're not allowed to steal it, no matter what your intentions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are caught in crippling debt thanks to states that are taking away driver's licenses and putting them in a circle of despair
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post submits headline to Fark, does not get approved, posts it on their own site in a fit of pique
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Origami butterflies with ominous "you are not safe" and "9-28-17" messages appearing in Seattle, causing concern. To be fair, the butterfly effect is unpredictable
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Tue September 26, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke claims one-third of the Department of the Interior staff is "disloyal" to Trump. Promises big changes, purges
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia decides to let women drive. Your dad submitted this with a tagline he stole from the 1970s
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's demands, the Senate will not be holding a vote on killing millions of Americans
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ohio congressman apparently has Vault-Tec employees living in his district
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For every Trump tweet today, there's one from a few years ago that completely contradicts it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John McCain's brain cancer is "very, very serious." Says doctors told him "it's a very poor prognosis"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kushner attorney: Look, Jared didn't do anything terrible. Hillary used private email to conduct business. Jared just used encrypted text messaging apps to hide potentially damning texts with other government officials be-...f*ck. Lemme come in again
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Fri September 22, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland shortlisted as one of the next cities to get a Major League Baseball team, their mascot said to be named "Hairy", the bearded hipster
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama senate front runner goes full Republican Jesus. you never go full Republican Jesus
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember in May when Turkish bodyguards beat up protesters in Washington D.C.? Trump has apologized to Erdogan saying both sides were bad
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's being called the largest gathering of blood-sucking parasites anywhere ... outside of Washington, D.C
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Despite excitement of Rams and Chargers home games on the same day, LA football fans sleep in
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Sun September 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The west, the west, the west is on fire
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A large number of mentally unbalanced people in garish white face makeup plan to march on Washington today. It's almost like a posse of insane clowns or something
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a mashup of Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine would sound like or what it would be called? Well, wonder no more. Presenting Prophets of Rage
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Washington DC filled with thousands of people of dubious moral standing. Also, ICP is holding an event
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea threatens to sink Japan and reduce US to 'ashes and darkness'. Offer not valid in Oregon, Washington state, northern California, the city of Houston and pretty much all of southern Florida
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Mozilla)
 
 
 
I said "Don't look at the comments, Coral," only to find that Mozilla and the Washington Post were trying to reinvent them
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Tue September 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress unanimously agrees that Nazis are bad people. Your move, Fuhrer Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: NTSB finds Tesla autopilot played role in deadly crash Article: clearly this family has been paid off in the millions
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested after he tries to plow into crowd of counter protestors with pickup truck
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ObamaCare architect Max Baucus: 'The time has come' for America to adopt single-payer healthcare, we're ready for it
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Sat September 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The mighty Monarch is dying out west of the Rocky Mountains. Dr. Girlfriend inconsolable
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Speaker Lift-Bro: This is fine
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump meets with ambassador. News: Its Kislyak's replacement. Fark: It appears only Russian media were aware of the meeting
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Beating off is sexual battery?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Appropriations Committee decide the easiest way to deal with Trump's decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Accord is just to ignore it and continue funding anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: The fraudulent "Election Integrity Commission" accuses a blue state of fake votes. News: Washington Post is able to talk to four of the accused, who refute Kobach's lies. Fark: In less than an hour
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meet Harvey and Irma Schluter. Married 75 years and astonished to share their names with back-to-back hurricanes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins-themed restaurant goes bankrupt, assets go to auction. Plethora of football clichés in article not included
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's official. Irma is taking her talents to South Beach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team looking to interview staffers over misleading statement about Scooplet's meeting with the Russian lawyer at Trump Tower
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Possibly realizing there's no more soul to be sucked out of Seattle, Amazon plans to open a second headquarters somewhere else
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not even God wants to see Kirk Cousins play for the Redskins
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Wed September 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump to hawk his tax overhaul in Bismarck, Dems to announce project "Ark Royal" in response
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.S. trade gap edges up with the deficit with China hitting an 11-month high. And there's no telling what we really owe Russia at this point
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's the new alternate logo for the Seattle Seahawks, and it's looking right at you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Amazon Washington Post, run by people who probably own Microsoft stock, says the real reason Trump is president is all Steve Jobs' fault
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Student discovers ancient Canadian village 10,000 years older than the pyramids - so old that the Tim Horton's it was built around only served coffee and doughnuts
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ashfall in Seattle, threadfall and dragons to follow soon
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Tue September 05, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"North Korea is begging for war" and I mean, look at how they're dressed. All prim and proper in their matching uniforms of a despotic regime. They're clearly asking for it
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Mon September 04, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Finally the rich white guy gets a break
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says all Republicans who support DACA are traitors and their "Campaign pledges were lies"
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Fri September 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The F150 is America's best selling vehicle, but the pick-up truck doesn't reign supreme in all 50 states. Some people prefer, GASP, compact cars
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, there are some college football games on Friday night, highlighted by Washington-Rutgers and Utah-Wisconsin, Are you watching any other games? Kickoff is at 6:00 for all games and 8:00 for the big ones
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mueller has a copy of Trump's earlier, more obstructioney Comey firing letter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House Budget Director Mulvaney is boasting about how he tricked Donald Trump into cutting Social Security Disability benefits by telling him that SSDI was actually welfare
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Right-wing: "YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN THOSE CIVIL WAR MONUMENTS, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO OUR HISTORY. Reporter: Does that mean you support keeping Harriet Tubman on the new $20 bill? Right-wing: *crickets*
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
What were they smoking when they thought about legalizing shrooms? Oh yeah
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department to Russia: No U
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Eric Trump says all of our accurate criticism is making daddy depressed and suicidal
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peeners for Manafort's past lawyer and current spokesman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rocky: "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." Bullwinkle: "That's an idiot"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Suing soccer scalper says team owes him for seat switcheroo that cut into his $250,000-a-year business
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Mon August 28, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense Mattis, to troops: "You're buying time until the rest of the country gets their shiat together"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Washington's elite think Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner 'irrelevant' and say their days in White House are numbered. 'What is off-putting about them is they do not grasp their essential irrelevance. They think they are special'
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Unknown number of Cypress Island facility escapees in Puget Sound being chased down by authorities. No need to panic just yet, but have your garlic butter ready just in case
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kasich considering 2020 independent run with a drunk helicopter
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Got milk?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Secretary: "Russia is trying to redraw borders by force." All of the Kremlin: "...And?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We need to keep Trump talking. That will make him look like a bigger idiot and make impeachment easier
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Wash your hands thoroughly after choking the chicken or tickling the duck
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Breitbart got caught in an email hoax
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Trump literally watched the eclipse from the Truman Balcony at the White House today, which raises the question: What in the White House will be named after Donald Trump? Difficulty: I'm taking anything toilet related out of the running right away
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Mon August 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texting on a scooter; Mother Nature has a way to deal with that
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
George Washington fought for States' Rights to secure individual freedom. Robert E. Lee fought for the privilege of minority slave owners and States' Rights for the sake of States' Rights, even though that meant the oppression of individuals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A KNOWN RACIST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER. Huh. Well, that's an odd message for the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. to display over its front door, but OK
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Mike Pence one step closer to having dogs that shoot bees at you
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Post analyst Phil Bump created a Twitter bot that shows you what Donald Trump's Twitter feed, based on who Trump follows, looks like. It's exactly as bad as you think
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump is angry that Lindsey Graham put him in his place, so he took to Twitter early this morning to snap, "Publicity seeking Lindsey Graham...just can't forget his election trouncing"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh nothing to see here, just Trump's personal lawyer forwarding an email echoing Civil War secessionist propaganda
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yertle is "basically saying f*** you to the president"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dear America: Get bent. Sincerely, Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's latest comments a new low in American discourse. Have you considered you're on a möbius strip
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
What happens when Juggalos collide with pro-Trumpers in the streets of D.C.? Mark your calendars for September 16th, stock up on popcorn and tune in to find out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers warns that Trump's Treasury Dept. lacks the brainpower to accomplish anything. So, hello S&P credit downgrade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate may not be real to you, but it's real to Liftbro's primary opponent, dammit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice demands 1.3 million IP addresses related to a website used to organize Anti-Trump protests
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacist marcher gets ID'd on Twitter and loses job at hot dog restaurant
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Sun August 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
....and there goes the World Series chances for the Washington Nationals
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police search for kernel of truth to what caused massive corn cob spill. You submitted this with a butter headline
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Kevin Swanson says schools that violate God's law should be "burned down"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 people say Trump should stop being an ass and fix Obamacare, not end it. Most voices in Trump's head don't agree
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Thu August 10, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Pacific Northwest may become a 'climate refuge' from global warming, because what hot people really want is to move to a place where no one has air conditioning
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While Hawaii is bringing back duck and cover drills, Washingtonians discover that it is against State law to prepare for a nuclear attack. It's a good thing Subby only lives 6 miles from Joint Base Lewis-McChord, so it will be quick and painless
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brought to you live via the interwebs, its tweaker city Everett WA. Live pineapple pizza delivery, hoes, moes, and leprechauns included
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tom Price got booed throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't worry, governor, I'm sure Trump is *really* concerned about the safety and well-being of Alaskans. Believe me
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ernesto Frieri traded to Mariners for $1. Charlie Finley rolls over in his grave
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Very, very low" levels of plutonium detected in air at Washington nuclear site, state says. Drivers told to roll up windows
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Riding a political tide of disillusionment and despair, a far-right patriot captures the presidency with thundering rhetoric, demanding respect for American authority and threatening military retaliation or economic reprisal." Oh, 2010
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corporate America hit by Washington's continued dysfunction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just who has been staying at the Trump hotel in Washington, anyway?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland city considers letting those in the country illegally vote. Are country folk not allowed to vote in Maryland?
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
So all these lefty Euro countries that can afford to do so are banning gasoline powered vehicles by 2030, like Norway, Germany, France, the Netherlands, India.....maybe Washington....wait....what?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Russian Twitter Troll campaign has started turning on the Republicans. Maybe now they'll see that this has been an attack on America all along?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson says the US and Russia can settle their differences
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out special counsel Robert Mueller is not using a grand jury in his Russia-Trump investigation...he is using multiple grand juries
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pig headed to auction jumps onto busy Washington interstate. Will a road hog complete the trifecta? (Not another bacon / fark foodie thread)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Earth: now with even more fire
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conversations between Russian agents discussing Paul Manafort's request to dig up dirt on Hillary Clinton were intercepted by US. Good thing Manafort had a very small role in the Trump campaign
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump: "Mueller just called me and said I'm the most innocent person he's ever seen, unbelievably innocent"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Comedian: "What, you're gonna heckle me? I don't go to where you work, jump up and down on the beds and slap the Funyons out of your . . . Funyons. Oh my god I want Funyons right now. Where am I again?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So there were Russians working on the Trump Campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh off Donny TwoScoops' shiat list, Sessions decides to threaten sanctuary cities
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's air quality is worse than Beijing
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(washington.org)
 
 
 
Looking for suggestions for what to do and where to eat in Washington, DC. Already planning on Museum of Art, Air and Space, Lincoln Memorial
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Boy offers to mow the White House lawn. Trump invites him to meet the White House groundskeeper for a job opportunity, probably because Trump is deporting all the landscapers
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(Marketwatch)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mueller impanels grand jury to taste the nothing burger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sources close to the governor of West Virginia say he will announce at a rally tonight with Donald Trump that he's switching to the Republican party. Sources also say the governor doesn't really follow the news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As the heat at the White House become literally too much to handle, Trump set to decamp to his NJ golf resort for a 17-day vacation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post received and published transcripts of the president's calls with the leaders of Mexico and Australia. Let's see what he told th-OH LAWD
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Wed August 02, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money, Mr. Comey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon to Trump and Congressional GOP: F*ck you people, we don't have time for this nonsense
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Well, at least their excuses when it comes to Russia are getting a tad more believable
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Tue August 01, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Blue Angels practice expected to impact I-90. Man, talk about low expectations
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner runs free ad for porn site featuring The Mooch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it begins: Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) calls on Robert Mueller to resign due to "massive conflicts of interest" including a "close friendship" with fired FBI Director James Comey
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mr. Kintzler, what were you doing when you found out you'd been traded to the Nationals? "Feeding a rhino." This is not what I expected
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Large, odd, white glow slowly moves across the George Washington Bridge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market: Trump is great for Wall Street. Dollar index: Trump is terrible for Main Street
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HHS secretary Tom Price: Neither I nor the GOP will let Obamacare "Implode" News Anchor: But your boss JUST SAID he's going to do exactly that. Price: that was just Trump being "rhetorical" and "illustrating his passion" for reforming healthcare
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Heat wave set to hit Seattle. Forecasters warn of record levels of wilted flannel
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Scaramouche, Scaramouche you can't do the Trump fandango ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's Medal of Honor day at the White House, so let's put politics aside and make it all about Trump
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New. Plan: Fire. Everyone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin has full faith in 755 American diplomats in Russia
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Federal court rules FAA must address shrinking airplane seats as a safety issue
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating is even worse than Bill Clinton's after Blowjobghazi
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, everyone in Washington thinks they're in a poorly written episode of Game of Thrones and most of the country is in favor of installing Hodor as emperor. Let's get a distraction with the Weekly Weird News Quiz, July 16-22 edition
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump employee leaks confidentiality agreement that all employees must sign promising they won't leak information about the Trump organization
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia accuses USA of anti-Russian politics
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The down under ladies top the American women after Butt pokes it through in the box
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Well, in Washington they say - that the McCain's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of healthcare came through, and the McCain found the strength of *ten* McCains, plus two
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bezos primed to become the world's richest person
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do'
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was given $100,000 check from Trump at today's White House press briefing. Plot twist it was donated to Dept of Ed not for giving Putin a hand job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This Column Brought to You by the Amazon Washington Post"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Congressman proposes ban on allowing any members of the government to use Trump-owned hotels
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Kid Rock will certainly be better than the status quo, and who knows, he could be just what Republicans need to take back Michigan"
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's AM tweet storm states that the United States will no longer "allow or accept" any transgender person to serve in the military
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts respond to the Grabber-In-Chief's speech to the Boy Scouts with a restraining order
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Tue July 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seriously Democrats, give the Russia nonsense a rest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your phone falls down a trash chute, just let it go, man
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
John Boehner, who couldn't get anything done in Washington, says no one will ever be able to get anything done
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mooch speeds up the White House purge
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Air Force says F-35 pilots may be too reliant on oxygen while flying
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Mon July 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
No collusion, no meetings. Okay one ... right that one, so two ... oh that one and, yup. So four meetings, and a fanatical devotion to the Putin
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
For Sale: Clown motel. Cheap, creepy, you can own the nightmare of your dreams. Difficulty: Not in Washington DC
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congress is finally starting to get tired of Trump's shenanigans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senator McCain went for a hike (not in the woods) with his daughter (not Chelsea) and posted pics today (but not with "random" neighbors) so all is well and this is totally not like Hillary Clinton
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Sat July 22, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
John Heard dead, people
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The President personally interviewed Jessie Liu, his nominee to be U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, the person who would likely oversee any prosecutions arising from Mueller's investigations. This not just unusual, it is Just Not Done
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's ambassador to the US says the best way for Canada to deal with Trump's renegotiation of NAFTA, is to pretend to let him win and let him claim that victory
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(Seattle Magazine)
 
 
 
As Seattle real estate market goes insane, house hunters are looking to buy in Tacoma before it also goes insane. "The median Tacoma house is now $321,000 - that's $71,000 more than Chicago"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY to DC in 29 minutes -- Elon Musk gets go-ahead for hyperloop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stockholm Sessions says he's going to stay on as long as his master wants him to
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Vinegar is the new roundup, but not in Idaho
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
One month after leaving Paris climate accord, Trump pulls out of Treaty of Versailles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump threw a huge tantrum after a NY Times story was published that detailed how aides thought the best way to reach him was to put their messages on TV, repeatedly screaming, am I a baby? am I a farking baby?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The best news to come out of Washington in 164 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After McConnell fails muster to destroy Obamacare, Trump 'vows' to provide American people with a 'great healthcare plan'. See, easy, done
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump's wall, which was to cover the entire border, may be reduced to just a 50' section outside of LA
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Fri July 14, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cannibalistic Mormons are invading Washington, and eating everything in sight
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Trent Franks says Democrats couldn't find Russia on a map before Trump. Unlike Republicans, who saw Russia from Palin's house before it was cool
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hires Ty Cobb. Cool Papa Bell reportedly inconsolable
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So apparently there was another person at that meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian lawyer. Who, you ask? Nobody important - just an ex-Soviet counterintelligence officer with current ties to Russian intelligence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The most horrifying motion picture in history. Written and directed by Sen. Lindsey Graham
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sessions releases list of foreig███████████████████ in response to █████████
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the listing. You have to guess what the Subject of the list is. 1. New York. 2. Washington. 3. Chicago. 4. Miami. 5. Boston. 6. Philadelphia. 7. Atlanta. 8. Tampa. 9. Houston. 10. New Orleans
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested after man is run over and shot while dragging dead raccoon to crab pot, in story that amazingly does not take place in Florida
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain throws a temper tantrum after realizing the health care bill that would kill millions has been stalled due to the Russia controversy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Washington man earns a gold medal in trolling by mowing "a-hole" in his lawn with an arrow pointing to his neighbors house which Google Earth then picked up
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since brain cells are precious, the Washington Post has provided an annotated version of the alt-reality that is whatever Sean Hannity did on TV last night
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An oblivious Tiffany Trump has been gallivanting around Europe on vacation with her boyfriend while the rest of her family is trying to avoid prison
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Retail stores run scared as Amazon quickly approaches in the rear view mirror
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Explosion of kittens hits Western Washington. It's like a regular explosion, but with more Daaaawwww
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you yanks kindly hurry up and get on with impeachment please?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus--who was mere yards away from the Trump-Kremlin intermediary meeting, if not in attendance himself--initially claimed that the meeting had been set up by the Democrats. Then the story changed
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans trust the media? Because newspapers like Washington Post are full of shiat
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Amazon to sell its own wines. Because nothing says class like the subtle bouquet coming through the twist-off cap on top of the cardboard container
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. creates 222,000 new jobs in June and hiring was stronger in the spring than previously reported. Unemployment now at 4.4%. Just tremendous
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another formal ethics complaint filed against Kushner. This time for failure to list his ownership of an online real estate company called Cadre on his financial disclosure forms. Hmm "Cadre" what dystopian movie future is THAT from?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans' average daily spending is nearing a nine year high at $103. Which doesn't sound bad until you realize the average American makes $87 a day
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RGIII posts picture with his fiance and newborn second child, presumably taken mere seconds before he fell backwards and tore his ACL
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Tue July 04, 2017
(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
Just in time to blame it on fireworks, brand new firetruck starts brush fire
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like Coachella for conspiracy theorists: Jared and Ivanka are partying at a house in the Hamptons owned by a Washington Post editor, with Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Charles Koch, Carl Icahn, and dozens of other politicians and prominent journalists
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
'Gays for Trump' hold rally in Washington DC with fabulously predictable results
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
No science for you, not yours
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The week in Trump's conflicts of interest
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Mission accomplished: Washington is paralyzed
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is Donald Trump as George Washington
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a Russian propaganda organization taking over a Washington D.C. radio station. Why do you ask, comrade citizen?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans stagger away from Washington in disarray after health care bill collapses. With helpful 'My god, what have I done' picture of Senator Mitch McConnell
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump comes up with brilliant plan: Let's just repeal Obamacare and forget about passing Trumpcare. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The liberal caricature of conservatism is correct"
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Angela Merkel goes on tirade against Washington and Trump right before the G20
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(Eureka Times-Standard)
 
 
 
By the year 2026, America will have reached peak empire
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Wed June 28, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
Video
 
Suspicious 'meat man' reported in South Point, Ohio. In other news, Tesco Vee is reported to have escaped from Washington, DC
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(Foreign Affairs)
 
 
 
Trump's foreign policy is pretty much a traditional approach....you know, to the extent he has a uniform approach
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT): A $2,500 per month housing stipend would really improve Congress' quality of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone actually like quinoa?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin chooses Alabama over Washington for new rocket engine plant, disappointing the company's home state and leading to the prospect of rocket engines being stuck up on blocks in someone's front yard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
MISUSE OF POSITION. A { federal government} employee's position or title should not be used to endorse any product, service or enterprise or to promote any book, seminar, course, program, etc 5 C.F.R. § 2635.702
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So looks like Erdogan is going to be down a few bodyguards when in Germany
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump will spend the Fourth of July weekend in Washington, D.C. to absorb and reflect on all the nation's history that has unfolded within the sacred walls of the White House. Just kidding. He's going to go play golf in New Jersey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: The NFL has no idea where the Washington Redskins play
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Washington Nationals' bullpen is so bad it literally kills you
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Case of baker who refused to serve gay customer will be decided by men in dresses
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii chosen as the worst state in which to make a living. The other 49 states all tie for second
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And now you capitalists can suck it, because thanks to Seattle's new higher minimum wage low-wage workers are now earning $125/month less
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the "Is he really that stupid?" Department
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Bored and have no plans on Sunday? Why not travel on down to Washington D.C., where two separate alt-right 'free-speech' rallies will be held by white nationalist groups competing to see who can be the biggest douchebags
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