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329 headlines found matching 'Washington'
Sat February 18, 2017
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
All of Washington is using an app called Confide, which allows deletion of messages after reading. Only problem is, it's not legal
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Washington, the rampant persecution of Republican lawmakers continues unabated
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
New report finds rising health care costs are back to stay. Americans ask to remind them just when was it when they ever went away?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor says they would be covering President Hillary Clinton just as aggressively and energetically as they do with Trump. Except that they would be using pom poms, wine coolers and a Carole King soundtrack
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Not all black people in DC know each other"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"There are two Chicagos; one is safe, the other worse than the Middle East," says an angry Donald Trump. However, one thing is certain: both Chicagos both have awful baseball teams
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Kremlin ordered state media to cut way back on their fawning coverage of President Donald Trump, because it's making Putin look bad
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines bringing back free meals on domestic flights because nobody was buying their stuff anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI decides not to pursue charges against Hillary Flynn
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Michael Flynn was forced out by devil-worshiping, Luciferian, demon-possessed maniacs behind a global child molestation ring." Well okay then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump whines the New York Times owes him an appleology
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Unhinged conspiracy theorist and known crazy person Alex Jones says Obama is "plotting a Bolshevik revolution" against Trump
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Retail store CEOs go to Washington to tell Trump not impose 20% import tax because: A) it's stupid; B) it'll hurt businesses; C) it'll raise consumer costs; and D) all the above
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Linda McMahon wins the undisputed Small Business Administration belt
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Single-day trifecta for Trump Administration officials getting investigated now in play
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As his lackeys in Washington come under increasing scrutiny, Vladimir Putin decides to secretly deploy cruise missiles in violation of treaty that ended Cold War
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Swamp draining continues in Washington DC, as the Deputy National Security Adviser also resigns
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that driver in Nashville who hit a bunch of protesters with a car? Tennessee is now trying to pass a law to exempt future protest crushers from civil liability
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Steal a van once, shame on you. Steal it twice, shame on the dead guy in the back
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
China blames the US and South Korea for North Korea going ballistic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wait, there's a yoga lobby?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Studies show that showing up and yelling at your congressperson is actually very helpful
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(Palm Beach Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently all you need to do in order to be Ambassador to Austria is be a superfan of "The Sound of Music"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's automate Washington bureaucrats and save taxpayers money
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump: "It won't happen" - Kim Jong Un: "It just happened"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Army drone found stuck in tree. Charlie Brown denies involvement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean "Lumpy" Hannity is tired of the radical alt-left holding up President Trump's agenda. Did I say radical alt-left? I meant Republican congressmen
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump apologist goes on CNN, tries to say Kellyanne of Green Goebbels was joking about her plug of the first lady's fashion line
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trumcipal .Caught sayof unpresidented that has Rediculous chocker "See, underreported Denmakr" is He attak Inglish or not. Dana Milbank says yes. Washington Post looking for aBannon -OR- "hello, I am latest honer boner agin"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump signs 3 new executive orders to implement a "new era of justice." Update: they are public now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: "So what you think of START treaty?" Trump: "Hold on." [to aide] "Psst, what's the START treaty?"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Proving that even Canadians have their limits, news that Sarah Palin might be appointed Ambassador sparks impolite reactions
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Judge decides that time has finally run out for 5-Hour Energy's deceptive marketing claims
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP warns they'll break out the blow (sans hookers) in order to stay in session 24-7 to confirm Trump nominees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to judges: Even a 'bad high school student' would rule in my favor about my travel ban
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to star in Back to School remake
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a Senator that has the gall to uphold the Constitution. "Who is that state senator? I want to hear his name. We'll destroy his career," Trump said, prompting laughter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta will not be returning to the Super Bowl next year it seems
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hunk of Beef dog food is the perfect last meal for puppies before dad takes them to that farm with the big yard
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's time to give credit where credit is due: LeBron James just made the shot of the year. End of discussion
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the sixth consecutive year, Hawaii is the happiest state. Alaska finished second. Apparently the two happiest states just happen to also be the ones farthest away from Washington, D.C
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says, "You think our country's so innocent?" - in response to comment about Putin being a killer. Trump continues, I mean this country voted for me in spite of knowing what a jerk-off racist conman I was. Stop being so naive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Approval ratings for new US president worst ever, surveys say
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Sat February 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ollie the bobcat escaped her enclosure at the National Zoo, prompting a massive search by zoo keepers and police, who fail to find her. If only they had thought to look near the zoo's bird house, they could have avoided being a Caturday headline
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal Judge to Trump: how about no on that travel ban of yours?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Press Sec. Spicer spent a decent chunk of his briefing disputing reports that Hardiman and Gorsuch had been encouraged to come to Washington in a sort of 'Cannonball Run'-like competition to fill the vacant seat on the highest court in the country"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Influential muggle news outlet Washington Post censors the word "mudbl--d" (paragraph 11)
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Bannon, Priebus meet with Australian ambassador to clean up Trump's mess ...probably made it worse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IRS lawyer arrested for selling meth. Adding insult to injury: his plans to deduct his expenses on Schedule C derailed by 26 USC § 280E
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It won't matter if you do or don't binge watch installments 1 through 4, Sharknado 5 won't make any sense
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Thu February 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millions in Trump campaign funds went to Trump firms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hitler phone up for auction, highest bid from anonymous bidder in Washington DC
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
North Korea: U.S. to suffer "catastrophic outcome" in March
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great Milestones in American Foreign Policy: The Monroe Doctrine (1823) The Roosevelt Corollary (1902), The Truman doctrine (1948), The Reagan Doctrine (1983), The Putin Doctrine (2017)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saintly banner carrier for the country's social conscience and unapologic protector of the disenfranchised, Elizabeth Warren will vote for Trump appointee if the Patriots lose the Super Bowl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson to Trump, "Everyone hates you and if you come to our factory they'll hate us"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Third Lady and Third Son may stay in Manhattan permanently because Donald says he can "get more work done" when she isn't scowling at him all the time. Plus Jared is leaving town soon, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Woman goes on Jim Bakker's show and says the women's protest marchers were all possessed by demons as that is the only reason anyone would protest or want an abortion: demons
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The finalists / contestants for the Miss Supreme Court pageant are getting ready to strut their stuff tonight with Trump. Winner of the swimsuit portion usually gets the nod
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(Mic)
 
 
 
U.S. Holocaust Museum poster detailing the early warning signs of Fascism goes viral, for no apparent reason
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Trump supporter demonstrates flawed understanding of 1st/ 2nd amendments
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump gets rid of head lice. Seems like a good idea. Wait, Head of ICE. He fired the head of the ICE, as the Monday Night Massacre continues
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The boss of Starbucks has responded to Donald Trump's 'Muslim ban' by promising to hire 10,000 refugees
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can you guess who is the largest employer in each U.S. state? For 19 states, it's pretty easy
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: "The letter from the White House circulating federal agencies about reinstating torture isn't a product of the White House"
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Trump says Syrian Christian refugees will be given priority when it comes to applying for refugee status in the United States
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trump's really into jobs which is why his choice for Labor Secretary outsourced a bunch of them. He just wanted to make the Philippines great again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DC's metro system announces ridership numbers for today, when the annual "March for Life" is going on downtown, were 40k higher than during the inauguration last Friday.. Trump to tweet his support for mandatory abortions for all women later today
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump plans on a three-way with Putin and Merkel this weekend which probably won't be as sexy as it sounds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT will be meeting with someone named Teresa May later today. THERESA MAY unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Trump changed the presidency in seven days, the same amount of time it takes that creepy girl from the ring to emerge from your television and kill you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post finds five examples of potential voter fraud. In Trump's inner circle
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carole King releases new version of "One Small Voice" in support of Trump protests. Unfortunately, she didn't rename the song "Two Tiny Hands" to drive the point home
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Queen to tour with Adam Lambert again this summer. Now, I love Brian May and Roger Taylor as much as the next guy, but is it really Queen without Freddie Mercury and John Deacon?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
National zoo and Virginia aquarium get into an ugly-ass, ugly-ass off
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel 4Q earnings and revenue fall, company immediately scraps plans for Donnie's Washington Dream House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, you are being set up by these suckas in Washington
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
The women's march was so effective that there was a world wide drop of women reaching climax of 22%
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, who believes the 1st graders killed at Sandy Hook were paid actors and that the Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest, has been given White House press credentials. Now drink your Brawndo
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finally the Dems tell their chief of trolls that maybe all his work against nearly half of the potential Democratic voters was a real turn off, didn't really help in the end, and he should just STFU and GTFA
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The women's march everyone is talking about? oh yeah, that was totally witchcraft - at least that's what the religious right is saying anyways
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas radio station bans Madonna songs after Women's March speech
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists yesterday: We need to march on Washington. Scientists today: fark it, let's run for office
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Science Committee displays his mastery of critical thinking skills by telling Americans that it is "better to get your news directly from the President. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI, the American Psychological Association, and even the CIA say that torture does not work as a method of extracting useble information. But we're about to start torturing people again because Trump "absolutely believes" it works
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(Parkersburg News and Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bus taking protestors to D.C. has mechanical problems, driver kindly leaves her Facebook open to the public displaying her intentions to fake mechanical problems
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So much for the press growing a pair: Washington Post reporters praise Trump's press secretary for blatantly lying with more composure at yesterday's press conference
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds' new Donald Trump wax figure has yak hair, as opposed to the original model's asshat
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Eastern Washington Republican disregards WSDOT study, introduces bill to let you drive 75 (guitar lick)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats make turn towards Maoism. That'll bring back middle America for sure
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(Some Orange Arms Dealer)
 
 
 
Trump 2016: Evil Hillary's going to sell arms to the Saudis and the Kuwaitis. Trump 2017: His State Department approves $1.8B sale of arms to Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and others
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Mon January 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Washington Wizards assistant coach fined $5,000 for distracting a Knicks player while shooting, promises never again to yell out "Noonan...Noonan"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: to Texas, Just like in baseball, it's three strikes and you're out, so we won't be hearing your appeal of the Court of Appeals ruling affirming the lower court ruling affirming the trial court ruling that your voter ID law is unconsitutional
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Right, let's dig in and find some way we can make Trump's statement about the number of people watching his inauguration even vaguely true. AOL, you're up"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post's Fact Checker wishes it could award White House Press Secretary Spicer's claim on the inauguration crowd size five Pinocchios it's so blatantly misleading and false
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Are you a homophobic former governor of North Carolina? Are you being pursued by a crowd of protestors shouting "SHAME"? If you plan on making a quick escape into a building, you should first make sure that someone is there to open the door for you
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Russia claims that its aircraft have just flown in the first joint U.S.-Russian combat mission of the Syrian War. Which is interesting, since the American side is flatly denying it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gave FBI Director James Comey a special shout-out and hug in ceremony honoring first responders
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
White House press secretary and Alternative Facts spokesperson is a Cosplay fan. Admit it, you want to see him as Pinkie Pie
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis makes an explosive entrance in Washington by overseeing 31 strikes on ISIS in Iraq and Syria
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republican Indiana state senator claims his Twitter was hacked to post "In one day, Trump got more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years" about the Women's March
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most of the 230 rioters arrested in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump's inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, which carries a punishment of up to 10 years in jail and $25k fine
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After having many of their courses called bullshiat, the University of Washington makes it official
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The border is already being secured against our nasty neighbors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember Charlie, the inaugural parade announcer who got dumped? Guess where he spent his day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post goes way out on a limb and predicts "Donald Trump will probably be the most ridiculed president ever". Probably?
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, Trump-haters; Trump didn't plagiarize his speech from "Bee Movie." Or from "Avatar." Or from anything by Monty Python, although I'm sure we'd all like this administration to stop being so silly
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which cable news channel tried so hard to ignore the historic Women's March
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
After 50 years, famed British comedian and elderberry aspersion-caster John Cleese experiences something completely different
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More women hate Trump than overall Americans support him. Direct side by side photos of the inauguration crowd vs. the Women's March crowd
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Women's march on Washington needs to oppose cures for zygote infections for reasons that are somewhat unclear
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump dances the way I walked around the hospital after my hernia surgery"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican vows to persecute political opponent
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Trump already setting records as President, with two ethics violation complaints filed against him within his first six hours
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Read the handwritten letters Bill Clinton and George W. Bush wrote to their successors, and before you do, guess which one has the 'serial killer slant'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani kicks off the Trump inauguration celebration at a luncheon with a sex-filled "locker room" joke about 9/11 (w/audio)
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Is that a vagina on your head or are you just trying to mess with drone operators?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weather in DC for Inauguration Day will be appropriate for the occasion
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington urged to update distracted-driving law from the flip-phone stone age of 2008 to account for smartphones and tablets. You currently can't text or hold a phone next to your ear, but posting to FB and bingeing on GoT are totes legal
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The apocalypse has arrived in Washington along with all his kith and kin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most powerful conservative in Washington is none other than the nihilistic Yertle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says he turned down several jobs in the Trump administration over wife's concerns of moving to Washington D.C.
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Nearly 70,000 uppity broads - including Jane Fonda and Ariana Grande - expected at anti-Trump Women's March in Los Angeles
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Maryland congressman decides to avoid the rush, begin impeachment proceedings against Trump immediately due to blatant and ongoing violations of the Emoluments Clause. Your move, Liftbro
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Washington University teaches class focusing on Kanye West's black genius and predilection for fish genitalia
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells the Washington Post that he already has his re-election slogan picked out
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Fiona Apple writes an anti-Trump chant called "Tiny Hands" for this weekend's Women's March
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know the "Women's March" taking place on January 21? It's gone world wide. There are now 616 of them and over 1 million protesting. Bonus solidarity: There's one in every state in America
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest ticket in Washington for Friday's inauguration is the all-day party at the Canadian embassy: "It's a hotly coveted invitation. It's kind of like being in the VIP box at a hockey game or something"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump's offering free tickets to his inauguration which means he's having to hire way too many seat fillers. There must be enough Trump-loving cult members out there who have enough scratch to make it to Washington? No?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alt-Reich comes to Washington to seek Kyle. "He's about this tall. Have you seen him? Kyle? Seen Kyle?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers losing money on Trump inauguration tickets
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards teaches herself to knit a pink "pussy hat" for the upcoming Women's March on Washington
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims CIA Director Brennan was the leaker- with all due respect to those two prostitutes in Moscow
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Sun January 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bye, bye, Birdie
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
No dunking, better fundamentals, lead UCONN women's basketball team to the most consecutive wins in NCAA history. Again
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Senate to investigate Russian hacking with hearings and will bring in both Obama and Trump people. Wikileaks immediately releases hacked emails that they did not in any way get from Russia
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint unveils $100 gold coin featuring Liberty as a black woman to "reflect the cultural and ethnic diversity of the United States"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump orders the resignation of the commanding officer of the Washington DC National Guard. Holy Shiat: In the middle of the inauguration ceremony
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Channel your inner Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert..I need a sign slogan for the Women's March on Washington
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BBC correspondent on the source of the Trump & Russia dossier: "There is another"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Portland buried under foot of snow, causing mass chaos as highways, offices, craft breweries and ironic old-timey barbershops shut down
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trumptanic sinking in polls before maiden voyage
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Tue January 10, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State seeks to make simply touching your phone while driving illegal. Shaving, doing makeup and chugging that five shot triple mocha soy whip extra hot extra pickle juice latte still A-OK
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The greatest president of the millennium gives his farewell speech in Chicago. He turned the country around after 8 years of recession and war. It's your Official President Barack Obama Farewell Address Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on all networks
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FBI prefers to free child pornographer rather than reveal computer techniques used to catch him
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supplement company that makes memory pill forgot to carry the 1 in their efficacy study, now wishes everyone would forget about it
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
At this point, the list of groups *not* planning to interrupt the inauguration is much easier to identify than the listing of those groups that are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "All the dress shops in DC are sold out." DC dress shops: "No, we're not"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama thinks Obamacare will last longer than Trump presidency
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Sun January 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why can't the Lions ever set a record for something good?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Britain is "very special," admits he's looking forward to meeting Theresa May
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columbus Blue Jackets attempt at an NHL record-tying 17 straight wins is blocked by the Washington Capitals
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump deposed
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Thu January 05, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
President-elect Trump to officially ask Mexico to pay for his border wall. And by Mexico we mean the United States Congress
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren now at MSNBC. Says she would have stayed at Fox if only Roger Ailes had done her like he'd done the other girls. It was very insulting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden unveils his post-Vice Presidency plans, but we all know he's going to cruise the Delaware beaches in his Trans Am
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
M. Lewis and William Clarke headed to Washington after incident while traveling involving sovereignty of Indian Tribes. This is not a repeat from 1806
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You really think Julian Assange would do that? Just go on TV and tell lies?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Big & Rich to perform for the large and wealthy at Trump inauguration
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I know, let's illustrate the women's march with a crowd of women forming a ♂ symbol on the cover of the Washington Post Express
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage, the UK's equivalent to Donald Trump and one of the chief architects of the Brexit, will attend Trump's inauguration. Maybe he'll also get up and sing since they've no entertainment
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. homeless rate is now double the national average, not including 9 Democrats without homes in the Senate and 62 in the House of Representatives since 2009
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Map of U.S. States by recent population growth. Is your state being fled, flocked, or simply farked?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary will attend Trump's inauguration, you know just in case
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tries a novel twist on a tried and true Washington excuse saying the changes the GOP tried to ram through were the fault of "overzealous" constituents filing too many ethics complaints against lawmakers
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Mon January 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Washington Post retracts its own fake news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's day one plan: "Um, repeal lots of...things...I guess"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Senator Warren is still taking pot shots at the banking industry
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not since 1952 has an outgoing Congress failed to confirm so many judges
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Not news: NTSB to examine flight data recorder. News: from an Eastern Airlines flight. Fark: that crashed in 1985
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two semifinal games are being played today along with a couple other bowl games. Will Alabama roll over Washington? Will the Buckeyes top Clemson? How about LSU-Louisville and Georgia Tech-Kentucky? Kickoff begins at 11:00 AM ET
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer throws Secretary of State John Kerry under the Obama bus on its way out of Washington DC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, a priest and a rabbi went to Washington DC to pray at Trump's inauguration. That's the joke. The inauguration part, not the praying
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Wed December 28, 2016
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that Colorado study that showed that legalizing pot didn't lead to teenagers smoking more of it? Seems as if things are a little different in Washington. Like don't Bogart that joint, man
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Tue December 27, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Bucs are in the playoffs if the Bucs, Colts, Cowboys, Lions, Titans and 49ers win while the Redskins and Giants play to a tie. So you're saying there's a chance?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
NFL flexes its schedule to prove TV money is more important than empty seats
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Sun December 25, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tupac's "Hail Mary" is not a Christmas carol
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(GOP)
 
 
 
"...this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news story leads to shooting up pizza shop. New (radioactive) hotness: Fake news story leads to threat of nuclear retaliation
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Sat December 24, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eleven things you probably didn't know about Festivus
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Fri December 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mormon Tabernacle Choir taking flack for giving Trump complimentary LDS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Donald, I spiked your Muslim registry source data just as my shift ended. You're welcome. Love and kisses, (former) President Obama
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits his mistake, says Trump still wants to drain the swamp in Washington ...not realizing he's part of 'the swamp'
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mormon Tabernacle Choir to sing Trump, Pence into White House on Inauguration Day, which would normally be a great honor
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State runs up $7.5M in fines for failing to provide competency services to mentally ill inmates, instead of doing what everyone else does and encouraging them to run for office
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Emergency Management)
 
 
 
State Farm Insurance: "Hey Washington State hasn't had an earthquake in a while, I think we should raise rates 117% this year." Insurance regulators: "Ok"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Grab your checkbook. Mansions in the Hamptons are being sold for half off
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Washington Post releases Chrome plugin that automatically fact-checks Trump tweets
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Without all the states that voted against him, Donald Trump won in a 100% landslide not seen since George Washington
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
A majority of American voters want the Electoral College vote scheduled for Monday delayed until electors can be fully briefed on Russian interference in the election
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post "astonished" 52% of Republicans think Trump won the popular vote. Trump voters "astonished" Washington Post still won't concede Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Opioid addiction and overdoses are at record highs, so naturally the DEA classifies non-psychoactive CBD oil as Schedule 1. Asinine tags beats Facepalm and Murica tags in three falls
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Billed as "The All-Weather Airport," Denver International Airport cancels 300 flights for seven inches of snow
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Fri December 16, 2016
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers suspended 10 players during an investigation, after police decided not to prosecute. The rest of the team now refuses to play. Washington State Cougars, good luck with that Holiday Bowl thing, we've got a whole different game going
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Washington D.C. Metro has entered the "fire everyone" phase of its rebuilding plan
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Canadian task force recommends that the country legalize pot. The only problem is trying to come up with any kind of stash in a backyard garden when racing against a two week long growing season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Orange anal stench made solid is about to settle another lawsuit. Welcome human garbage overlord
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Barack Obama slips in a last-minute Pen Swipe special before the buzzer, defeats the state-sponsored opponents of Planned Parenthood, and emerges supreme women's champion. Unfortunately, the Trumpmensional gates are still open for now
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massive protest scheduled today at Point Defiance Elementary School, which, you know, sort of makes sense
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that a man who stole $300,000 from the account of an acquaintance can be convicted of bank fraud. Unfortunately he didn't sell millions of phony mortgages and crashed the economy or he would still be a free man
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal agency to lawmakers: Trump must give up his stake in a luxury Washington, DC, hotel before his inauguration or face a breach of contract
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bob Barker turns 93, or at least close to it without going over
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boeing announces plans to relocate its $30 billion defense division headquarters to Washington D.C., where the daily, careful fondling of President Trump's balls will present less of a logistical challenge than the current St. Louis location
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby reportedly seeking plea deal to avoid trial, hopes to sit down with his accusers over drinks and hash things out
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
2016 continues its war path by making the Detroit Lions the #2 of the NFC
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Washington State electors join the growing crowd that doesn't want to see Trump become president by filing lawsuit to unbound themselves so that they are free not to vote for him
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the NFL needs is a lot more guns in the hands of drunken fans at the stadium
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump's inauguration committee files "massive omnibus blocking permit" denying protestors access to Lincoln Memorial, National Mall and Washington Monument on Inauguration Day. Comet Ping Pong still available
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I dunno, Washington Post, what does it look like they plan on doing?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
RG3rd, 4th, 5th chance to start for the Browns against the Bengals this week. Out 6-8 weeks by the 2nd quarter
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Thu December 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Earthquake hits off of the Solomon Islands. UPDATE: Strength downgraded to 7.8, all tsunami watches cancelled
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Wed December 07, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman tells her new neighbor she moved to get away from the gheys. Neighbor responds with a fabulous Christmas light display
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Vancouver enacts stiff new tax on foreigners snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate, Chinese seek shelter in Seattle and Toronto, snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate there
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A bunch of pastors got on their knees in the Senate chamber and it sounded like a labor room
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We need to ensure that the vast majority of Americans know that ABC, CBS, NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, and the rest of the liberal voices are even more biased and less reliable than Fox News
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is going to hell, leading the parade
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones leaps to the defense of the Pizzagate truthers. Oh. My. God. MAKE THE STUPID STOP
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" fired for...wait for it...being a White Nationalist. Because, in her words, "What's more important, selling nuts for a few more years or saving the White Race from extinction?" They grow up so fast
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Playing bumper boats at the fair can be fun. Playing it in the middle of Puget Sound with a ferry, not so much
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the phone-book-size list of stuff Trump doesn't know about is: how trade tariffs work. Republican leader pushes back on humorous trade thoughts of Trump. Says, ain't gonna happen. Learn how trade works instead of tweeting about SNL
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to test checkout free grocery store model. We have that already, it's called 'shoplifting'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It appears Trump's favorite child is moving to Washington
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a news flash for Official Washington: President Trump could be one of the most consequential chief executives to occupy the Oval Office
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How is Seattle's experiment with a $15 minimum wage going? Actually pretty well ..thank you very much
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pelosi: "I don't think Democrats want a new direction"
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Finished Fallout 4? Get ready to head to snowy post-apocalyptic Portland, OR in this upcoming total conversion of Fallout: New Vegas. Now featuring tank battles and Fallout in spaaaaace
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Sat December 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Mad Dog" may have to wait for Trump's second term
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology tweets out climate change denial article published by Breitbart
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two conference championships are up for grabs as the MAC and the Pac-12 will crown their champions. Will WMU stay undefeated? Or will Ohio get the last laugh? Will Colorado live it up or will Washington be playoff-bound? The fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Were she a Democrat, Kellyanne Conway would be a paraded down Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington DC on a unicorn as a feminist hero
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Warren, Sanders team up to tackle Trump's treasury nominee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If he is picked for Secretary of State or any other cabinet position David Petraeus would have to report to his probation officer before leaving North Carolina for any trips
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Someone has been sleeping in my bed, said baby bear, and he's still here...and naked
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
That million-woman march on Washington that's supposed to happen right after Trump's inauguration? Yeah, it's going to rank up there with those million truckers who totes shut down the city to protest Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On Twitter, which is apparently where all official policy statements will be made for the next 4 years, Trump says he will end the U.S.-Cuba deal unless Cuba makes a "better" one... like, say, giving Trump Inc. development rights to prime Havana real estate
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is starting to realize that it's entered the "...before it went mainstream" portion of the Hipster Equation
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Sat November 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rivalry Week continues with the Governor's Cup, Michigan-Ohio State, MSU-PSU, the Iron Bowl and so much more. Anything can happen, and the action begins at Noon ET
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Zoo's ugly-ass giant panda cub Bei Bei receives life-saving surgery
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's Black Friday, a day for shopping and digging out those old recipes for Thanksgiving leftovers. Here are 15 recipes as a start. Turkey chili, roasted Cobb salad, latkes are all there. There are no more, right?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Detroit claw their way to a win over the Vikings? Will the Cowboys rope in Washington? It's your Thanksgiving Day football thread starting at 12:30 ET on CBS then 4:30 ET on FOX
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reddit CEO admits to modifying users' posts, deleting the politics tab
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is selling Christmas ornaments in the shape and style of his iconic red baseball cap. It's great for all your relatives who dream of a white Christmas
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post puts up a running tally of Trump's conflicts of interest. Hope they have more than an intern keeping this up to date
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Now that he doesn't have to be politically correct anymore, President and Mrs. Obama come out as bi-coastal
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman who sideswiped seventeen cars in I-5 rampage 'might have been having a psychotic episode,' according to police. Or maybe she just found out McDonald's wasn't bringing the McRib back in her area, I dunno
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Sun November 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington beat Green Bay or will the Packers stop their losing streak against the Redacteds? It's your SNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Thomas, Sr. is going to be the answer to the trivia question of who was the oldest person to play college football at the Division 1 level
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump already had a motley crew in place and didn't need Vince Neil around after all
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Surely the pro-life crowd will be along to demand justice at any moment now
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're a major computer retailer and office supply business how do you increase profits? Simple - just misdiagnose computers with nonexistent viruses to meet sales goals
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's takes first steps to not pay $15 minimum wage
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The incoming First Lady tries to scrub her online bio... doesn't realize how the Internet works
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
GOP state senator introduces a bill to create a new felony: "Economic Terrorism", or as it was previously known, "protesting"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know shiat's farked up in Washington when even the lobbyists have no clue what's going on
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
♫ OOOOOOklahoma where the bullets go flying by the planes ♪
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Vikings release kicker Blair Walsh. He missed the doorway wide left on the way out
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
House Republicans were back in DC for a day when they decided the smartest thing to do was to send a message to President-Elect Trump that kills his dreams of a gigantic Mexico wall and mass deportations of immigrants
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google taught its self-driving car how to make three-point turns. Moonshiners anxiously await the j-turn update
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Man collects Over 1,200 pieces of prehistoric poop for a Guinness World Record. European Fecal Standards and Measurements to weigh in next week
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump appoints GOP chairman Reince Priebus as chief of staff, demonstrating that he's committed to bringing new blood to Washington, draining the swamp, and working outside the beltway
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police expect 30,000 demonstrators or more in massive protests of Trump's inauguration
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Sat November 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will there be any big upsets on Saturday? Can Alabama be stopped? Who will win the Golden Boot? All this and much more in your college football thread. The games begin at Noon ET
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Northwest tries to take a page from the old South's playbook
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Well damn, how else is a Washington outsider going to run a government in Washington D.C.?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wolf howls at loon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All aboard the Twilight Express
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL Players Association to study marijuana as a pain management tool. In other news, over 300 players immediately request to be placed on injured reserve
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
@CHEETOPOTUS: "Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair" Just wait until Taiwanese Animators has Trump being Eiffel Towered by Vlad Putin and Kim Jong Un
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Fernandez wins comeback player of the year award. The waves get an assist as they helped bring him back to shore
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Gold Standard' is no more
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(Recycling International)
 
 
 
The Navy is having a hard time getting rid of the mothballed USS Independence because it's too fat to fit through the Panama Canal
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd leave Trump's victory party just to buy $1B of S&P index futures during an overnight market crash? Icahn
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
New Facebook app allows people to have their photos look like Picasso paintings. Which replaces the old method of taking a selfie while driving into a tree
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
"If Trump is actually successful in curbing the power and budget of the military/security complex and in holding Wall Street politically accountable, he could be assassinated"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington state elects Cyrus as Lieutenant Governor. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT??
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Maine passes one of the most progressive marijuana initiatives in the country
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Press censorship under President Trump has just begun
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Tue November 08, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Black smoke seen over DC signals we do not yet have a new president
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Mon November 07, 2016
(News24)
 
 
 
China pledges to cut 18% of its carbon emissions by 2020. Finally the air will be clean enough so that the people can read billboards telling them when air pollution warnings are in effect
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne claims Trump still has control of his Twitter account. Also, Trump's hair is real
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump camp to deploy vote intimidators tomorrow. In response, Obama to deploy vote intimidator intimidators
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus Chairman Jim Jordan, apparently not understanding that data isn't the plural of anecdote, talks about how Donald Trump is doing well with African-Americans because he saw some at one of his rallies
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Alabama / LSU game has correctly predicted US presidential elections for for over 30 years
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
King County, Washington government buys data from grocery stores to enforce pet licensing. I guess they're just dogged investigators
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Two US military trainers killed in Jordan after allegedly failing to stop at gate to al-Jafr air base. Taking bets now on how this will play in US news, politics
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Wed November 02, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Group representing victims of apartment gas explosion in Silver Spring, MD, announce a "major announcement" regarding their clients. Gosh, I wonder what it could be. Chess tournament? Ice cream social? LARP outing? What do you guys think?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
GOP holds "secret meeting" to overthrow Paul Ryan, fails to grasp the concept of "secret meeting" since everyone in DC knew about it
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Have no fears of a tsunami...the State of Washington has a big orange ball to help you float your way through the flood
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Tue November 01, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bus-on-bus violence claims six victims in Baltimore
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Did you know the state of Florida has an embassy in Washington DC. Why? Because Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New ABC News/Washington Post Tracking poll says Clinton's unfavorable rating is now worse than Trump's. So she's got that going for her
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"The witness said Washington put his beer down and began firing"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken joins a coach cabin full of passengers to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" to calm a baby
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Results of ABCNews/Washington Post poll about the additional email issue: 2% said it would make them more likely to vote for Clinton, 34% said it would make them less likely to vote for Clinton, and 64% said it would make no difference
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sunday Prime Time game. NFC East matchup. Two probable rookie-of-the-year candidates at QB. So, in order to boost ratings, the NFL is sending their most flag-happy ref crew to officiate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth: My family has served this country since the Revolution. Mark Kirk last night: Oh I am sure your ancestors came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington LOL. Kirk Today: Let me begin my 3-part apology by saying... er
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP for the last 9 months: We need to "let the people decide" and let the NEXT president fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. *Hillary has a double digit lead*. GOP: is it REALLY a "vacancy" tho? Do we really need 9? Obama: yeeeah I'm calling BS
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
First rule of climbing the George Washington Bridge. Don't fark with the morning commute into NYC
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Clinton secures early-voting support from key democratic veterans group
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sen. Mark Kirk (R-eally racist) to his opponent, Tammy Duckworth: "I had forgotten that your parents came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google's top health related search for 2016 is about depression. Mostly right after the search for "Donald Trump" and "Hillary Clinton"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
'Invest in AI, don't worry about your jobs'. Thanks, Washington
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post ponders whether Donald Trump even realizes he's anti-Semitic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jobless claims near record lows in the longest streak in 45 years. Fark: without even adjusting for population growth
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
News: Clarence Thomas gives an speech. Not News: about the public's declining trust in our civic institutions like the Supreme Court Fark: at a Gala dinner thrown by an ultra-right wing think tank in his honor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because former lawmaker Joe Walsh (R- ise up) said he would "grab his musket" if Trump loses, does not mean he was inciting violence. It was simply a metaphor. A violence-inciting metaphor, but still a metaphor
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(Komo)
 
 
 
110-year-old voter has been alive for 19 American presidencies, is going for Trump in 2016. "(Trump) would be interesting. Maybe not good but interesting"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is not like her husband, she doesn't like the thrill of campaigning or going out and stumping for a candidate. Then Donald "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" Trump showed up, and the game changed entirely
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense successfully tests new anti-drone gun. Downgraded from Spiffy tag for lack of PEW PEW PEW
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins move on from pissing off native Americans to pissing on everybody (Not safe for work)
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Report calls Washington State grossly unprepared for magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami, suggesting that residents will be cut off by destroyed infrastructure, fallen bridges, and roads choked with SyFy Channel writers desperate for more material
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Sun October 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The complete guide to what is on the ballot this November in your state--in addition to Trump and Clinton, of course
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrigley's retiring scoreboard operator has seen it all, except a World Series win
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