Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Rangers manager Ron Washington admits he used various drugs as a player. "I'm not proud of it," he said, "but I want everyone to know that these were isolated incidents. Thousands and thousands of isolated incidents."  (sports.yahoo.com)	(20)

Washington apologizes for cocaine use. Now if only they would apologize for slutting around with lobbyists, we might be getting somewhere  (mlb.mlb.com)

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		Washington Caps star Alexander Ovechkin suspended two games for boarding and injuring Blackhawks defenseman Brian Campbell  (tsn.ca)	(127)
		The China-US relationship is no doubt symbiotic, but a clash would not be "mutual assured destruction", as often claimed. Washington would win  (telegraph.co.uk)	(75)
		Florida vampire who claims to be the direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler announces his candidacy for president. Would be a refreshing change from the bloodsuckers already in Washington  (wtsp.com)	(128)

Washington defeats conference leading Cal to join USC as the only two Pac-10 basketball teams with undefeated post-season records  (sports.espn.go.com)

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The Washington Capitals are the first team to clinch their division...with just over 80% of the season finished  (nhl.com)

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Washington is working just fine. It's us that's broken  (newsweek.com)

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Washington Nationals beat reporter, out of a job after the Times closed its sports section goes to Florida to cover Spring Training anyway. Bonus: his travel budget is covered by donations to his blog  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(dcist.com)

For the first time in... well, ever... the Washington Nationals' baseball stadium could be the host of an interesting game  (dcist.com)

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If you're standing at the Washington Monument and looking at the Washington Monument and you don't know it's the Washington Monument then you're on your own  (myfoxdc.com)

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Coming soon: George Washington was a libtard  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Moscow ridicules Washington's winter woes: "News about the weather totally displaces news about anything else happening in the world. As if this is a tornado or a hurricane, and not just simply snow."  (nytimes.com)

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		If you are a smoker in Washington DC and you want a free Blackberry, a $1 million stimulus program has got you covered (LGT video)  (cnn.com)	(76)
		Semin not shooting blanks as he nets a hat trick in Washington Capitals loss  (tsn.ca)	(53)

Washington Capitals winning streak gets Montreal Canadipwn3d  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Some Guy)

It's official: all 3 major climate sites in the Washington DC-Baltimore area are recording the highest cumulative seasonal snowfall in 126 years  (forecast.weather.gov)

(68)

On the strength of a franchise record 14 game winning streak, the Washington Capitals skate to the top of this week's NHL power rankings  (espn.go.com)

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		Think Washington is full of people with the class of used car salesmen already? Well don't look now but the Republican Party is recruiting used car salesmen to run for office this year  (online.wsj.com)	(35)
		Apparently, you can draw Lady Gaga over a George Washington dollar bill and the likeness is uncanny  (gigwise.com)	(38)
		Cool aerial photos of Washington, D.C. covered in snow  (myfoxdc.com)	(136)

The Snowpacalypse may have virtually paralyzed the eastern Seaboard, but that ain't gonna cancel an afternoon of beer, wings, and football at the White House for 4 dozen wounded vets and their families  (news.yahoo.com)

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Former Washington Redskins coach Jim Zorn hired to ruin Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco  (usatoday.com)

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Washington to deport two native-born Americans to China to be a part of a forced breeding program  (gawker.com)

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(Some Guy)

Mt. Washington 231 mph wind gust record officially blown away by Barrow Island at 253 mph. Your mom still sucks  (worldclimatereport.com)

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This week's bank failures are brought to you by Florida, Missouri, New Mexico, Oregon and Washington  (reuters.com)

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The Tea-party movement has turned its grass-roots rage on an inside Washington, Fat-cats only, event where polticians will pocket $100,000 speaking fees, and the cheapest ticket is $500. Unfortunately it's their own party convention  (news.yahoo.com)

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The Washington Capitals are able to beat the Red Wings, despite being outshot 46-23, due to the almost super-human goaltending of Jose Theodore. No, really  (nhl.com)

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"Welcome to one more installment in Washington's year-long crusade to revive private business by assailing and soaking it."  (online.wsj.com)

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Jim Haslett will become Washington Redskins defensive coordinator, crippling the chances of the Florida Tuskers reaching the UFL championship for a second straight season  (stltoday.com)

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Washington state lawmakers at hope of looking like complete idiots  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Christmas break over. FDIC seized Horizon Bank of Washington today. Georgia better step it up if it wants to retain the title  (reuters.com)

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		NFL quarterback pens article for the Washington Post, giving in-depth analysis of antitrust law as it pertains to free agency  (washingtonpost.com)	(37)
		Hot air coming out of Washington D.C. is so bad it's fouling the air in Baltimore  (baltimoresun.com)	(26)

(Some Guy)

A year after the biggest bailout in US history, Wall Street lobbyists don't just have influence in Washington. They own it lock, stock, and barrel  (motherjones.com)

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Washington influence peddlers on track to shatter last year's record $3.3 billion spent lobbying Congress. That's change we hoped we wouldn't have to believe in  (politico.com)

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Investigation underway whether Washington Wizards Gilbert Arenas stored firearms in his locker against league rules. That's NBA rules, not NRA  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(WJLA-TV)		He pulls a snowball, you pull a gun. That's the Washington, D.C. way  (wjla.com)	(163)
		One of the great lies in Washington is that only left and right have ideologies. The reality is that the ideology of centrism is just as stringent and far more uncompromising, and it damages almost everything it touches  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(125)

Obama leaves global warming conference in a rush so he can get back to Washington before it gets hit by one of the biggest blizzards ever  (forbes.com)

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(Some Guy)

Someone, somewhere, has a $10,400 Christmas tree in their living room and the Washington Botanical Gardens would like it back  (mynorthwest.com)

(42)

Proving their love of alliteration, Washington Redskins release Shaun Suisham, sign Graham Gano  (sports.espn.go.com)

(49)

Washington comes to the aid of New Orleans for a change  (sports.yahoo.com)

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Glenn Beck's movie fails spectacularly, selling a total 17 tickets in New York and Boston: "The theater's almost empty"  (rawstory.com)

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Chinese news agency does hilarious CGI reenactment of the Tiger Woods incident. Starring Barbie as Mrs. Woods and the love child of George Takei and Denzel Washington as Tiger  (examiner.com)

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Washington Times catches heat for running "birther" ad featuring three wise monkeys. Cue "That's Racist" kid  (thinkprogress.org)

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Four cops shot to death in Washington state coffee shop  (wwl.com)

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New Obama policy costs hundreds of Washington lobbyists their jobs  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Abe has died in Washington DC. This is not a repeat from 1865  (washingtonpost.com)	(22)
		Lost: President. Tall and well-dressed, age 48. Enjoys basketball and golf. Has "keen moral clarity." If found, contact the American Left, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC  (washingtonpost.com)	(122)

The Statue of Liberty. Mount Rushmore. The Washington Monument. And now, Billy Carter's gas station. Wait, what?  (chicagotribune.com)

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(Intelligencer)

General Washington and Continental Army worry that park closure may disrupt secret plan to cross Delaware, surprise Hessians at Trenton  (phillyburbs.com)

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