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142 headlines found matching 'Washington'
Sat February 13, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey dude, you got any rolling papers?" "Sure, man, try these new 'Feel The Bern' papers." "Far out, man, we're going to change the world" (puff, puff, pass)
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(55)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump in 2015: "I refuse to use or support PACs." Trump in 2016: "TrumPAC? What TrumPAC?"
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(24)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has no luck with food, as the thirsty presidential hopeful chips a tooth on a frozen Twix bar. George W. Bush sympathizes, grabs a bag of pretzels in solitarity
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Oh NOW he wants to talk
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(100)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The good news: It appears like there is life on Mars. The bad news: It may be cauliflower
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The crew of Apollo 11 had a hidden talent that, until now, was completely unknown to the public: Prolific graffiti artists
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(60)
 


Thu February 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post thinks Hillary needs a new slogan and is having a contest. Here's your chance to make a thoughtful contribution to political discourse. Or to share your best Farkism
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Wed February 10, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Graduate of the Homer Simpson school of firearm safety shows up at the hospital
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain points out a YUUUUGE problem to the current GOP candidates that using torture to get cooperation from our enemies is not only immoral, it was made illegal last year
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scores yuge win in New Hampshire primary, meaning there'll be hell toupee if the GOP tries to stop him now
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(237)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(7)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Annual just in time for Valentine's day, chocolate is good for you article published. Research continues on bacon
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vet with purple heart told to prove he was wounded in action before he can receive benefits. Fark: He's 90 and was wounded in the Philippines in 1944
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated a cadaver to George Washington University, they'd like to apologize to you for not having any idea who it is anymore
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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(24)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake quotes by founding fathers included in gun rights bill. Man, those were some good tacos
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(58)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to expand self-driving car testing to Washington State. Apparently they want to put them through the toughest driving conditions in the nation - stopping every other block at each coffee shop they pass
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(34)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Article explains what "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" means. Or you could just settle for learning what he's been arrested for this time
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Crime has gotten so bad in Washington D.C. that the D.C. City Council unanimously approved a bill to pay residents not to commit crimes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Kids in two NJ counties and 11 communities have higher levels of lead in their blood than kids in Flint, which goes a long way toward explaining why there hasn't been a competent politician in the state since Washington crossed the Delaware
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia sets execution date for a 73-year-old inmate apparently 'cause they're worried if they wait any longer they might not get to
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(171)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia had better hope for some good news from the groundhog, because it's already managed to blow through its entire snow removal budget for the year
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(53)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
1 fatally stabbed in |▮|| |||| |||▮| ||
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
56 years ago today, four students in Greensboro, NC started a revolution by sitting down at the Woolworth's lunch counter
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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(30)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled and wake up with his penis in your mouth?
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(103)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not since The Washington Post broke the Watergate story in the 1970s had a small, dedicated team of investigative reporters had such an impact. They went on to win a Pulitzer Prize and spark investigations. Plus the movie has that Mad Men actor
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One in six Americans have joined Amazon Prime. The other five are satisfied to do their shopping for cheap, flimsy made-in-China products at Wal-Mart, Kmart and Best Buy
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(57)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bubba Smith signs with the Bears
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(12)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Only female lawmakers and female staffers and female pages were man enough to show up for work in the U.S. Senate after the big snowstorm. "Perhaps it speaks to the hardiness of women"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sensing that he probably won't get Obama's endorsement anyhow, Bernie starts throwing roadblocks in front of the president's nominee to lead the FDA
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Senator Roach kicked out of Human Trafficking task force over abusive conduct and "vile comments" blaming victims, not to mention scurrying under furniture whenever someone turns the lights on
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Mon January 25, 2016
(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Crazy-ass rednecks clash with crazy-ass birdwatchers in the Northwest, leaving one rare owl species a littler rarer
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hundreds turned out for a Star Wars themed snowball fight in Washington, DC; however, many adults old enough to remember the first one lamented about how it just wasn't the same and all the new kids ruined it and had no appreciation for Hoth
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Representative Mia Love brings forth one of the most common sense pieces of legislation ever presented to Congress. Sadly it doesn't stand a chance of passing
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Sun January 24, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you think being stranded in your house because of snow is bad, at least you weren't stranded for 24 hours on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, like the Duquesne basketball team was
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(17)
 
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
You want a prediction about the weather, I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. It's your Great East Coast Blizzard Snowmageddon thread
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't try to stop an Alaskan from jogging. Even in a blizzard
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, have you ever noticed the seven ways that a snowstorm is just like unchecked Big Government sapping the creative and innovative spirit of a true, capitalist democracy? Fox News did
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie plans to stay on the campaign trail in Iowa as a massive blizzard bears down on New Jersey because the last time he stayed in NJ to deal with a disaster, he ended up hugging Obama and nearly destroying his political career
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(37)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro guarantees no problems will be reported during historic blizzard
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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Wed January 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of President Obama running out of farks to give, vetoes bill that would have gutted Clean Water Act. Pay attention, Rick Snyder
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(142)
 
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scientists who could have been working on flying car perfect artificial pancreas instead, which is OK too I guess
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By an 8-1 vote, the U.S. Supreme Court re-instated the death sentence, formerly thrown out by the KS Supreme Court, for the "Wichita Massacre brothers," who in retrospect, probably should have called themselves something else in their appeal
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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(57)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know the difference between a snow squall, a blizzard, a flurry, and a snowstorm? A: WHAT? SNOW? OMG CAN'T TALK GOTTA BUY BREAD
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Tue January 19, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy Trader Joe's cashew pieces? Awesome. Also, you might die soon
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rather than issue a formal ruling, the Supreme Court just has Chief Justice Roberts roll his eyes and make a wanking motion with his gavel as they refuse to hear yet another challenge to the Constitutionality of Obamacare
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(50)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rubio fumbles around about the Flint water situation, says something about Obama and Democrats being responsible because "big government". Pretends not to know who Rick Snyder is
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Johnny Bach, who was an assistant for Phil Jackson and mentored Michael Jordan with the Chicago Bulls and the Washington Wizards, will coach at the big court in the sky
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Pitchman: "I want to make a children's book. For 5-year-olds. About George Washington. About his slaves. About them being happy and making a birthday cake" Scholastic: (Gives stamp of approval) "Nobody should have a problem with that, right?"
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Sun January 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted political strategist Kevin Sorbo says New Yorkers are stupid for being offended by Ted Cruz and that "anyone could handle 9/11"
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 4th prisoner released from Iran was probably Jason Bourne
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(53)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda Bei Bei takes first beibei steps at Washington Zoo
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(15)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Washington USA hopes she can still change the world...one DUI at a time
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's national power company lacks $1 billion it owes creditors. People were shocked. When did Puerto Rico get electricity?
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Wed January 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, goat cuddler, the roster is full
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(33)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"Obama will try to convince the American people and the Congress that everything that he's done is really a great milkshake - a banana split. And we all know it's not a milkshake, it's weak tea, and it's probably spoiled cheese" - Alaskan lawmaker
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Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama offered to help Joe Biden's family financially when son quit work due to illness. History's greatest monster
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because, let's face it ... anytime you see the words "industrial accident at the mulch company," things likely didn't end well
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(28)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hey thief, is that a python in your pants or are you .....hey that IS a python in your pants
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US now fighting ISIS in the most American way possible: Literally throwing money at the problem
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(69)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin surprised after scoring a goal and seeing the entire Washington Capitals bench empty--and come after him
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(37)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Packers beat the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in Washington to complete a four-game weekend sweep of the home teams for the first time ever in the wild card round
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Sun January 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFC Wild Card Sunday continues as Green Bay heads to Washington with government cheese and smallpox blankets to try to beat the most successful Cousins in DC since FDR and Eleanor when the Packers meet the Redskins, 4:30 PM ET on Fox
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(1967)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Minnesota Vikings beat the Seattle Seahawks or will the Seahawks br-br-bring a victory home with them? Will the Green Bay Packers beat the R-words or will Washington send Green Bay packing? Here is your Sunday game thread, kickoff at 1:00 ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what the 2016 Presidential race really needs? Another rich New Yorker. Said absolutely no one still sane
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(50)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Washington crossing
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(32)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0: Hellfire missile ends up being "accidentally" shipped directly to Havana instead of Florida, because they're easy to confuse for one another
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(28)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hyman breaks at AtM, to be filled with Woody
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(8)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
And it's so unlike D.C. not to prepare for something ahead of time
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(40)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Zimmerman sues Al Jazeera. No, not that one, the other one
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Much like the United States, Japan is sending its garbage to South Carolina too
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(9)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Washington DC city council votes to allow marijuana to be legally smoked in private clubs, then changes their minds five minutes later when then realized they aren't members of those clubs
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(13)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals are still on top, but are losing ground to the red-hot...Florida Panthers? This is your Week 13 NHL Power Rankings thread
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(19)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Protip: If you and your five friends are going to steal a car, DO NOT crash it into a police cruiser
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(24)
 


Fri January 01, 2016
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Tennessee just peed all over the Constitution
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(372)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Arlington County, VA taxicab service starts the New Year by giving its customers one more reason to switch to Uber
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(52)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
First he came for our guns, now Fartbongo is taking our plastic microbeads. WHARRGARBL
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(90)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
WA judge rules that videos shot by police of "bikini baristas" "exposing their breasts and the orifices associated with their nether parts and performing sexual acts on themselves, each other, and customers" are subject to open records law, Rule 34
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Sun December 27, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CAN Carolina stay unbeaten? WILL Cincinnati beat Denver? WHO will win the AFC South? It's YOUR Sunday football thread starting at 1 p.m. ET on FOX/CBS
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(2326)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins clinch NFC Least
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(66)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
The battle for the NFC East heats up like the dumpster fire it is as the Philadelphia Eagles face the Washington Potatoes in a game with playoff consequences (sort of), on Saturday Night's Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on NFL Network
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(1122)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben Carson blames The Washington Post for letting his campaign staff know of mass firings before he even had the chance
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(105)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Seven facts you didn't know about Bill Gates' mansion, including hot and cold money running from the taps
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(42)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Secret Service continues to be great at being terrible
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(48)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
There's more than one way to beat a stop sign camera (w/ pic)
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(105)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The U.S. has checked the GPS coordinates of China's newest runway. With B-52s
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(201)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Movie theater chains face antitrust investigation by the Justice Department. Which doesn't even include charges of fraud for continually trying to pass off Adam Sandler films as entertainment
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee cuts the salaries of his senior campaign staffers. Political experts are shocked. Huckabee is still a candidate?
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(63)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With just this one piece, Cato Institute and HuffPo earn enough Pravda frequent commie points to vacation in Siberia for a year
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Thu December 17, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Douglas Hughes, the man who landed a gyrocopter on the U.S. Capitol's lawn, announces new plans to land in a Congressional seat occupied by a South Florida Democrat who is the "poster child for establishment politics." Bye-bye, Debbie
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cuba and the U.S. resume unconstitutional tyranny. Thanks Obama
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(72)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New theories about the cause of death of George Washington eliminate boredom at the Federalist debates
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(29)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama will visit Cuba on 2016 if they make the place more Freedomy than it was in 2015
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(37)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh my Lord
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(30)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
A not-obsessed-at-all man built a lifesize McNugget vending machine entirely out of LEGOs. Fark: A working McNugget vending machine
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(63)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Muslim advocacy group threatened by white powder
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(63)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR interviews Ted Cruz. It goes just about as well as you'd expect
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(84)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
No one will be able to see up your skirt at our new office, Washington Post assures employees
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(64)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
New evidence suggests hippos may sometimes eat meat - especially the hungry, hungry ones
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(26)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
As distracted driving citations drop, Washington DC to increase other traffic penalties, for um, safety
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(63)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington stay atop the NFC East dumpster fire, or will they crumble like Tony Romo's collarbone against Dallas when the Redskins face the Cowboys on Monday Night Football? "Failure is not only an option, but it's all we have." 8:30 PM on ESPN
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(1050)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the president gives a major address on terrorism and national security from the Oval Office, the Washington Post asks the question on everyone's mind: So why was he standing to give the speech?
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Sun December 06, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington state treasurer calls for creation of income tax to fund education. In other news, Robinson Canó explores offers from Rangers, Marlins, Astros, Rays
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(26)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just 10 games this Sportspuck day.. From Washington at Winnipeg at 3:00ET to Tampa at San Jose at 10:30ET, two thirds of you will have your team to cheer for, the rest of you can probably find one to boo
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to visit Washington, D.C. as a tourist? Good, good, we're glad to have you. Before you get here though, give a quick listen to this song about how to ride the Metro escalators, you oblivious fanny pack wearing sonofabiatch
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's news to the Washington Post that Rosa Parks wasn't what the left has been shoving down our throats for 60 years
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(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's claim that the "overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats" gets four Pinocchios from the Washington Post
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Mon November 30, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fwd: FWD: FWD: Fwd: Christmas in Washington has been cancelled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a real estate market as hot as Washington DC's; landlords forcing elderly and poor residents out of their homes so they can "flip" the property and sell it to wealthy millennials isn't news-unless the landlord is the city's Public Housing Authority
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Fri November 27, 2015
(DCist)
 
 
 
In 1983, with NASL circling the drain, Team America was formed in Washington D.C., bringing best American players onto one super-club with mission to revive soccer in America and bring sport into national conversation. It didn't work
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins went to Twitter to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. It did not end well
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Wed November 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In one of the biggest blows to US/UK relations since the War of 1812, the NFL announces that the Washington Redskins might play two consecutive games in London
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Tue November 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Washington DC police chief: If you're in a situation where you can take out a mass shooter, you should try to do so. Citizens: Awesome, so you're going to start approving gun permits now? Police chief: Whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy here
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Wed November 18, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders does not have super PACs supporting his campaign... Well except for this one
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Palin: I'll run if God calls me - America: If God calls you what?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm that rectal thermometers more accurate at measuring temperature than either the mouth or armpit. Wait, would that be a UTIA?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly tells a Muslim guest that there needs to be a "Million Muslim March" in Washington D.C. to condemn ISIS. If one million Muslims did descend on the nation's capitol, Fox News would totally be rational about it
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Mon November 16, 2015
(University of Washington)
 
 
 
University of Washington team announces that it will finally be able to give Mr. Freeze a laser weapon
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(15)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Inside the Washington Redskins huddle, yesterday: "OK, you go long, you run a skinny post, line, you release to the flat after a 4 count. Line, I need you to step it up. Hey look, is that $15 on the ground? Ready, break on two"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
What's wrong? Wake up on the wrong side of the ledge again?
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Tue November 10, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals continue to fail, put Fenway Park on cover of its 2016 calendar
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What a world without baby Hitler might look like?" Really? We're really doing this, Washington Post?
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Sun November 08, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
CAN Cam Newton outscore Aaron Rodgers? WILL Tom Brady drop a fiftyburger on Washington? WHO will win Pony Bowl 2015? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 9 thread (kickoff @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)
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Sat November 07, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Note to President Obama and future presidents: closing down the Washington DC Beltway during rush hour so you can attend a fundraiser is frowned upon by voters
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Fri November 06, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Chairman of Native American tribe and critic of Washington Redskins name ruffles some feathers after he dresses up for Halloween in blackface as Bob Marley
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Thu November 05, 2015
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. may allow 16 year olds to vote in next Presidential election. Odds of a GOP candidate winning D.C.'s electoral votes go from "Hell freezes over" to "RGIII winning Super Bowl"
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Wed November 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reads Drew's recent Wired essay of "Someday, Tech Will End Our Dumb Two-Party System" and decides to write their own rebuttal
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Tue November 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins are turning to pornography to help in their trademark fight
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Mon November 02, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pharmacy hands out bi-polar medicine to children instead of trick-or-treat candy. But let's make sure the media is freaking out the public with stories of kids in Washington and Colorado overdosing on recreational weed by injecting it into their eyes
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Fri October 30, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Washington's new power couple? Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan
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Wed October 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bipartisanship comes back to Washington on behalf of crony capitalism, backed by Boehner (R-GE) and Pelosi (D-JPMorganChase)
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Tue October 27, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin is mad that Washington is lowering the teen pregnancy rate and saving the state millions of tax dollars
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Fri October 23, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While we've been watching Washington politicians argue about replacement Boehners and Planned Parenthood, we've overlooked the fact a highway funding bill is about to expire next week
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Wed October 21, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The University of Washington has discovered that files crucial to a lawsuit against the CIA were taken during a not-at-all suspicious break-in. I mean, it's not like the CIA would just break in and sabotage the case or anything, right?
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(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
While the NFL team in our nation's capital still clings to its racist, offensive name, the jerseys of one Washington state minor league ball club proudly invite you to cheer for your Sp'q'n'i Indians
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Mon October 19, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Washington Strasburgs will have to pay more than $7.4 million Strasburgs to keep Steven Strasburg from Strasbuging to another team. Strasburg
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