Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Washington'

Headlines matching 'Washington'

Wed February 08, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote (hitfix.com)	(41)

Tue February 07, 2012

		Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to climb a bronze statue of George Washington riding a horse and sit in the saddle for 45 minutes before the cops get him down (myfoxdc.com)	(12)
		Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl (myfoxdc.com)	(61)

Fri February 03, 2012

(Some Guy)

Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God" (usachristianministries.com)

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Thu February 02, 2012

Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks (usatoday.com)

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Wed February 01, 2012

		Constitutional "Scholars" in Washington state proposed a bill that would forbid the state government from using any legal tender other than gold and silver coins. At last, those commemorative 9/11 coins will finally be worth something (thinkprogress.org)	(113)
		Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply (washingtonpost.com)	(17)

Sun January 29, 2012

George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief? (io9.com)

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Thu January 26, 2012

		Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train (nj.com)	(10)
		Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first (seattlepi.com)	(17)

Tue January 24, 2012

New Houston Astros owner may consider changing the team's name. Subby proposes Houston Lastros, Houston Disastros, and Washington Generals (espn.go.com)

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Sat January 21, 2012

Billionaire gives $7.5 million to help Washington recover from earthquake damage, crack problem (washingtonpost.com)

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Thu January 19, 2012

Republicans love Johnny Depp, Democrats love Denzel Washington, and Independents love that guy from "Gymkata" (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)

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Wed January 18, 2012

Washington hires the entire country of Canada to run its offense (espn.go.com)

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Sat January 14, 2012

(chicago tribune)

Fast food addicts in Washington D.C. get a whopper of a surprise (articles.chicagotribune.com)

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Wed January 11, 2012

		Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper" (seattlepi.com)	(78)
		Mr. & Mrs. Smith go to Washington (washingtonscene.thehill.com)	(29)

Tue January 10, 2012

(Some Guy)

Gay marriage bills are so passé, gay divorce bills are the new cause célèbre for Washington DC (washington.cbslocal.com)

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Fri January 06, 2012

Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC (myfoxdc.com)

(32)

Thu January 05, 2012

Jack Abramoff is speaking out against corruption in Washington and wants to work with the Occupy Wall Street movement. Read that sentence again, slowly. Enjoy your aneurysm (news.yahoo.com)

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Wed January 04, 2012

George Washington: Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. Newt Gingrich: I think George Washington would have rather strongly discouraged you from growing marijuana (huffingtonpost.com)

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Tue January 03, 2012

Congress wins Washington Post's praise by doing nothing, which let electric vehicle tax credit, subsidies for ethanol expire (washingtonpost.com)

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Sat December 31, 2011

This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us? (washingtonpost.com)

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Fri December 30, 2011

		Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about" (washingtonpost.com)	(94)
(KIRO)		Washington DOT measures how fast drivers go over bridge, but won't tell anybody except in response to a subpoena or over Twitter (kirotv.com)	(52)

Thu December 29, 2011

		President refuses to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's aloof and perfunctory. President loves to glad-hand and schmooze Washington insiders, clearly he's corrupt and pandering (nytimes.com)	(41)
		Body found in Port Townshend, Washington leaves police asking "Who Are You?" (seattlepi.com)	(35)

Wed December 28, 2011

		From frontal assaults to Washington, to full-blown kamikaze strikes to all of the GOP, Candidates turn negative in multimillion dollar Iowa television ad bombardment (cnn.com)	(37)
(Some Guy)		Could Geico really save you hundreds on your car insurance? Do they owe $7.5 Million to customers in Washington for overcharging? (kpbj.com)	(35)

Tue December 27, 2011

Someone wrote something in the Washington Post. George W. Bush said something 6 years ago. Coincidence? It also turns out this phone number spells out "Mad dag 911G" I'm telling you, we're on to something (theatlantic.com)

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Sun December 25, 2011

Brew up some eggnog fit for George Washington. Don't call it a comeback, the drink's been here for years (mentalfloss.com)

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Sat December 24, 2011

Newt Gingrich declares war on Virginia. Much like our Lord Jesus who fought alongside General Washington to defeat the Decepticons for control of the New World (cbsnews.com)

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Tue December 06, 2011

Since no one in Washington seems interested in building a case against the corruption on Wall Street, 60 Minutes is all like "Step aside biatches, we got this" (iheartchaos.com)

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Fri December 02, 2011

Washington Post writes an article about Reddit ... and still mentions FARK (6th paragraph) (washingtonpost.com)

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Wed November 30, 2011

Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras (wonkette.com)

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Mon November 28, 2011

Washington Capitals fire Bruce Boudreau. Will be replaced by Dale Hunter. Pierre Turgeon watches his back (tsn.ca)

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Sat November 26, 2011

Can Alabama Usually Beat Us Red Necks again? Luck or the Irish? Will PSU bugger the Badgers? UCLA @ USC, OK? Virginny's at war, Oregon and Washington are like, divided, and WTF's an Egg Bowl? CFB Rivalry Week - Clean, Old Fashioned Hate (espn.go.com)

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Tue November 22, 2011

Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section) (washingtonpost.com)

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Mon November 21, 2011

The Washington Redskins' ineptitude on the field also extends to the broadcast booth (washingtonpost.com)

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Tue November 15, 2011

		Glenn Beck says Rick Santorum is the next George Washington. Sorry if you were drinking something when you read that. Subby will get you a new keyboard (huffingtonpost.com)	(109)
		Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes (cbsnews.com)	(75)