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Headlines matching 'Walmart'
Tue April 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Hey officer, could you keep an eye on my really nice, expensive bike while I run into Walmart and grab a few things?
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention Walmart employees: You'll now need to work 1372 hours to equal one hour of your CEO's pay. Yes, weekends are required
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Fri April 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have a cart full of pork rinds and Keystone, but are out of cash? Now you can have money wired directly to your Wal-Mart - from another Wal-Mart
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(13)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man confuses meth for ecstasy, winds up as another people of Walmart walking through store only wearing black shoes. Bonus: Gets interviewed by TV news
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(49)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
How bad is wrestler pay for the low end jobbers? Working at WalMart brings home a better wage
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(82)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's the death knell for America's retail workforce as the business of selling stuff is becoming much more efficient. Otherwise known as the Amazon Effect/Walmart Effect
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(83)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Why do people willingly work in cubicles when the fabric boxes make them so miserable?" Well, probably because it was a better option than running a Walmart cash register
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(171)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Walmart toe sucker gets 60 days in jail despite lack of digital evidence
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(10)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Certified organic pork rinds with extra stubble? Coming to a Walmart near you
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(37)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Summer is approaching. A time for fruit punch and a snack of Oreos. Wait, I've got an idea
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(47)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Walmart was so committed to screwing over their workers that they didn't realize it was costing them $3 billion per year
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(105)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Woman takes a wrong turn on the way to Downton Abbey, ends up spending two days at Wal-Mart drinking beer
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(29)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Here's a story with everything from an attempted chicken wing theft, a brawl between two sisters and police, one sister groping a cop and eating a field interview card with her info, the other using a kid as a shield against a taser and Walmart
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study: It's harder to get a job at Wal-Mart than it is to get into Harvard
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(84)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart sues VISA over swipe fees. Say what? Wal-Mart swipes VISA cards? Do they sell them on the black market too?
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(42)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Toys "R" Us puts 4Q sales in the corner for a time out
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(10)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Has Wal-Mart become a welfare queen after revealing it is dependent on food stamps?
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(The Guardian Express)
 
 
 
Walmart opens its first convenience store and gas station in Arkansas. Company finally realizes that their business model doesn't fill the South's insatiable need for junk food and gasoline
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(12)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart
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Thu March 20, 2014
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Jedi Walmart manager convinces woman not to call police after in-store assault. "Those aren't the officers that you were looking for"
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(12)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal an identity, it might be best to choose someone other than U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, who does not work at Wal-Mart
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(36)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Worker revolt at Walmart? No biggie. Rampant identity theft at Target? It'll blow over. Costco not tweeting? They're doomed
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(23)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two of the world's biggest banana companies to merge into a single empire in the 'Walmartization' of the industry, creating their own banana republic
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(12)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Family gets a bonus with their Walmart purchased meat: free LSD
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(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scorned wife exposes husband and his mistress by posting photos all over the woman's Walmart workplace of him and the woman having sex
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(60)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bacon Pringles ... Walmart exclusive ... not sure if worth it
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(33)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Montgomery Police Reporter)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman detained for shoplifting at Walmart. Maybe news: Also charged meth possession. Fark: Also charged with having sex with her brother after they were caught making out through the bars of their adjoining cells
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(123)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Log Cabin Democrat)
 
 
 
Woman's attempt to shoplift 330 pizza rolls from Walmart doesn't pan out
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(36)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans may have forced Walmart to drop support for minimum wage increase. Wait... what?
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(44)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anyone else noticed that the "American Jobs" commercial from Walmart is playing "Working Man" by the Canadian band RUSH?
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart's profit forecast is dim now that there's not so much sweet, sweet food-stamp money floating around
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to play America's favorite game show, "What Products Sold at Wal-Mart Would Be Banned at Whole Foods." Coming up next on The Hipster Channel
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Sat February 15, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Where else would you connect to your long lost siblings than at Wal-Mart?
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Fri February 14, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Excessive school snow days now taking their toll on: A) students' test scores, B) teachers' lesson planning, or C) milk companies
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Thu February 13, 2014
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Walmart is known for employing some not so bright people, but this guy takes it to a whole new level
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bomb threat forces Walmart evacuation, which was described as the slowest evacuation ever seen
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(7)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
When you pay your workers badly, nobody wants to work for you. When nobody wants to work for you, you can't keep shelves stocked. When you can't keep shelves stocked, sales tank. When sales tank, so does you stock price. Don't be Wal-mart
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Tue February 11, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe pens a strongly worded letter to the Fark politics tab
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(226)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart moves in, crime goes up. You can't explain that
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(143)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
17-year-old grifter dressed like an employee to steal $30,000 from three Walmarts--and even hugged a manager on the way out
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(37)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Decades of Greed: Behind the scenes with an angry Walmart manager
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(78)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: Never hand over all of your jewelry, your life savings, and the contents of your safety deposit box to a guy you just met in a Walmart parking lot
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(63)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
So what does one do with $342 worth of stolen cat food in Clearwater?
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(41)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PSA fills in for Obvious which earlier asploded, remains in critical yet stable condition, after hearing Walmart admit that losing stamp collectors cuts deep into profits. Please send all flowers and cards to St. Drew's Hospital
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(48)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Man gets all dressed up like he's going to rob a Wal-mart or something
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New Wal-Mart CEO to get $1.2 million base salary, but must work weekends
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(8)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart rolls back 2300 middle management jobs
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(32)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
If Walmart won't accept your returns without a receipt, pointing a BB gun is probably not going to change their policy
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Twinkies and Pop Tarts granted tax-free status by Canadian government but taxes on actual food remain the same
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(3)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart partners with farm labor group to boost pay. Congratulations Walmart workers - your job is now less attractive than migrant farm work
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(23)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Leaked internal documents show Walmart wants its employees to save money and live better as long as a union isn't involved
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(112)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
Ding Dong - the press witch is dead. AOL unloads Patch - aka the "Walmart" of news - to a NYC firm. Now what happens to all those sites (half left) and writers? Duh. Don't say I didn't warn you - since day one
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Wed January 15, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
According to his wife, Jim Harbaugh's trademark pleated khakis are $8 from Walmart. Your move, Belichick
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(51)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You might have too much time on your hands if you spend weeks tracking a grackle living inside a Walmart. "It's been gaining some weight. Definitely not a vegan"
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(38)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bringing more than 20 items may cause a vicious old man fight to break out in the Walmart express lane
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Mon January 13, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Crack conservative sleuth discovers employer-subsidized health plans can be cheaper than plans on the ACA Exchanges. Up next, that big orange thing in the sky, does it really provide light and heat?
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(129)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A taste of things to come: Wal-Mart calls in police to guard bottled water delivery after ground water is poisoned by industrial chemicals
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(230)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
While your ass kissing cubemate gets a $25 gift card to WalMart for being an outstanding employee, remember that his peer in China gets to be with a porn star in a 5 star hotel all expense paid
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(129)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Manager fired for breaking Walmart policy that says something like "don't try to stop a beer theft suspect by jumping in his truck and going on a 90 mph ride for 15 miles while throwing beer cans into the road"
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(71)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The "Arts & Entertainment" network no longer offers any programming even remotely resembling either art or entertainment. Discuss
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(147)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Honey, I think I'm having the baby.' 'Hold on, babe, just want to pick up some of these rollback deals at Walmart'
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(46)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Intent on providing equal service to its US-based customers, Wal-Mart is issuing a recall in America too - for table & chair sets that randomly collapse and amputate your fingers at the same time
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Tue December 31, 2013
(People Daily (China))
 
 
 
Not news: Man complains about strange-tasting meat he bought from Wal-Mart. Fark: Donkey meat. UltraFark: The donkey meat he thought he'd bought was actually fox meat
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Sun December 29, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman goes radical over price of skateboard at a ☑ Walmart in ☑ Florida
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(70)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl gets an awesome new set of cans for Christmas
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(46)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Father buys his son a brand new Nintendo DS for Christmas, but of course it was used and came pre-loaded with porn
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(72)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna pair of headphones
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(56)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Power companies: "So I see you've got that nice new solar rooftop. Good luck connecting to our grid"
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(312)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Beyonce was kind enough to grace a Walmart with her presence
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(13)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Shoppers spend $9 at stores for every $1 they spend online. Difficulty: $8 is spent at the mall buying coffee at Starbucks
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(24)
 

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