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37 headlines found matching 'Walmart'
Tue September 16, 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Walmart VP of Communications quits after he was caught lying on his resume, is now weighing offers from Comcast, GM, Congress, and the government of Iraq
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Sat September 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you use your three-year-old daughter to shoplift items from Walmart in order to sell them for drug money
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the black man killed by police in a Walmart while holding a BB gun sold at the store? After viewing security footage that contradicts him, the 911 caller has conveniently changed his story
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is making employees pay for new uniforms, and they stand to make $78 million, claim people who want to bring in unions so they can have that $78 million
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Wed September 10, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When planning your daring heist, remember: there are good getaway vehicles, and there are great getaway vehicles. There's also the Walmart motorized wheelchair shopping cart in Fruitport
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart releases new dress code for employees. Unfortunately still no dress code for customers
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Woman claims Walmart is selling copies of her toys. Like Walmart never sells anything that is knock-off to begin with
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Sat September 06, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Guys, I have a foolproof plan for getting the stuff we need for the party. We go to Walmart, fill up two carts with BB guns and booze, and walk out." --pause-- "OK, sounds good. Let's go"
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are stealing from a Wal-Mart, remember to take your baby with you
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Mon September 01, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Time to celebrate Labor Day and honor the organized workers who helped bring it about, by emulating unions' time-honored tradition of sitting around drinking
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Couple busted for stealing sex toys from Walmart. Sex toys. Walmart. Let those images marinate in your mind for a bit
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Tue August 26, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby on board, Dad in Walmart
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Sat August 23, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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Thu August 21, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man busted at Walmart for shooting upskirts with his iShoe
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old boy evicted by Walmart Housing Authority
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FWS declares butterflies endangered to stop new Walmart
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Sat August 09, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Has the healthcare system got to the point that Wal-Mart wants to be your doctor?
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
USDA to Wal-Mart: "Sooo...just how much *did* you earn from food stamps last year? Wal-Mart to USDA: *crickets*
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Thu July 31, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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Tue July 29, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously okay, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Our ice cream sandwiches don't melt ... even after sitting out for 12 hours in the sun
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Tue July 22, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man steals hammer from Walmart, uses it to steal 22 guns from Fred Meyer
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pave paradise, put up a Chick-fil-A
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dear Tracy Morgan, we are really, really, really, REALLY sorry one of our trucks killed your friend and almost killed you. Please be gentle." Signed - Walmart, soon to be known as Tracymart
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Sat June 28, 2014
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Three arrested inside a Walmart after robbing $10,000 worth of electronics from a nearby Radio Shack. In other news, there's $10,000 worth of electronics at Radio Shack
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man is attacked by a scorpion when he reached for a banana at Wal-Mart. In related news, Klaus Meine is working at Wal-Mart, and apparently he has banana-related anger management issues
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
"Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons" -- Walmart Management
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Tulsa man charged with masturbating in a Walmart. No, not the Tulsa guy from last month, this is a completely different guy. What the hell is going on at that Walmart?
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police arrest crossdresser who absconded with eighteen televisions from a Walmart
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Thu June 12, 2014
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who rolled back pants and underwear at Walmart
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Missing woman found in Walmart parking lot. Still hasn't found her car
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You should sit down for this absolutely shocking news: the Las Vegas shooters were known for spouting white power propaganda, bragging about their extensive gun collection, and joining Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the BLM
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart heirs save money, live better
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Tue June 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A South Carolina woman learns the meaning of the 8th commandment at Walmart
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why did Target Canada flop while Walmart Canada and Costco Canada thrive? Mostly because store overseers were incompetent American pricks who opined that Canadian team members worked "differently & less hard" and overall "took less accountability"
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Tue May 20, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If a guy in a Walmart parking lot offers to read your palm with his hand down your shirt, he may not be a real psychic
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