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99 headlines found matching 'Wall Street'
Tue July 18, 2017
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The best news to come out of Washington in 164 years
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dow hits record high for third day in a row. Thanks, Obama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Goldman Sachs COO shows he's got experience where it counts with bankers - hookers and blow
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought the founder of unroll.me would sleep with a venture capitalist while seeking 'angels'. Story contains the term "triggered" unironically
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, lots of folks want the job of CEO at Uber
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs follows Pied Piper, relaxes dress code for techs in fight for talent
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fed Chair Gary Cohn? *markets plummet*
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
That moment when the markets realize the Russians really *did* buy the presidency
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Fed is concerned that the stock market is behaving irrationally. Perhaps Wall Street should take a cue from the president and be more... uh, never mind. Bad example
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump displays his mastery of the arts of statecraft and diplomacy by declaring that North Korea is in for some "severe things" if they "keep doing mean stuff" like "building all the big boom booms"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock-market euphoria is now at a 6-year high. It's time to head for the exits
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Blue Apron paired its shockingly low IPO price with a lavish Wall Street celebration complete with a giant lettuce wall
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This just in: Douchebaggery is now considered a congenital defect
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports posts 1Q loss of $3 million as consumers finally realize they really don't need another set of wicker napkin rings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things have gone lupid when Ann Coulter is the voice of reason
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to sell refurbished Note 7s with a new name, the "Fandom Edition." Subby would have gone with the "Phoenix"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
List of US government actions inspired by administrator's favorite comic supervillains
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hertz explores new self-driving partnerships, according to youngest son Dick
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Mon June 26, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is the 5th fastest growing city, yet #6 on the list of worst cities to live in. But hey, beer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's financial disclosures show that he has a lot of money in the same way you "own" a house that has 20 years left to go on a 30-year mortgage
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Fri June 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio might want to check out the backers of his future movies as his Wolf of Wall Street performance was financed by a bunch of embezzlers and, so far, he's had to give back the gifts given him which included Marlon Brando's Oscar
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's promise to "do a big number on Dodd-frank" rolled back to his glove size
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Institutional investors stage a revolt against EpiPen maker Mylan's executives, are on the verge of toppling the entire Board of Directors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Wall Street's self-regulatory mechanism doesn't work
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Thu June 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While everyone else is focusing on the Comey testimony today, the House continues their quest to burn the country to the ground
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cyndi Lauper will score Working Girl: The Musical. Well, if someone had watched Bob's Burgers we could have gotten an epic mashup of Die Hard and Working Girl: Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
GOP to gut Dodd-Frank this week in favor of allowing Wall Street to do whatever it damn well pleases, regardless of the consequences
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin: "I am not a woman, so I don't have bad days. I am not trying to insult anyone. That's just the nature of things. There are certain natural cycles." Huh. No wonder Trump likes the guy
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Wall Street Journal finally shuts down Google backdoor that allowed non-paying randoms to read WSJ articles for free, it cries "discrimination" now that Google is not listing their articles high up in search results
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag The Wall Street Journal advises President Trump to STFU about Sadiq Khan and GBTW
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is now a millionaire. Capital
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"He raised both his middle fingers and explained, using colorful language, that anyone criticizing Mylan, including its employees, ought to go copulate with themselves"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Smart Beta ETF premised on cats rang up an 849,751% return. I think I'll buy a yacht on Caturday
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Statue of a urinating dog placed next to 'Fearless Girl' statue. Statue of noisy vacuum cleaner expected to be placed next to dog soon
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
One of the largest subprime auto lenders in the nation only checked the incomes of 8 percent of applicants. Repo men everywhere smile
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I know this may come as a surprise, but you really shouldn't trust Trump when he says he's cracking down on Wall St. Believe me
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to get a bit fed up with Target, and it's beginning to show in their bottom line. I mean, like seriously, why would you want to, you know, go to a place that you, like, have to dress up for and everything?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Michael Moore announces Fahrenheit 11/9, his new documentary taking on Trump. Which is good news as it will come out around the same time as the impeachment
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Wed May 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The free market wants Donnie boy gone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow dives 373 points or 1.8%, the biggest drop since September, as political drama rattles the market or as Trump calls it, winning so much it'll make your head spin
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Amid falling revenues and shrinking market share, Ford might have to do the unthinkable: Make well-built cars people want to buy
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two separate Wall Street investment groups were willing to lend the "organizers", of the doomed Fyre Festival a combined total of $7 million just weeks before the event. Meanwhile, you are too high-risk for a home loan after 20 years at the same job
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla stock analyst forecasts higher costs for research and development, promptly pulls the plug on his support
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Sat May 13, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Senator Warren gives commencement speech. Says, we need a justice department, not an obstruction of justice department. Who could she possibly be talking about?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want some peace and quiet? Go to the mall. No one is there
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Thu May 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's BBQ time on Wall Street. Shareholders throw Disney CEO on the grill over ESPN problems
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
United Airlines stock hits an all time high. Apparently people are buying up aisle seats hoping to get a good view of the next passenger incident
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street's 'fear gauge' finished at its lowest level in 24 years. Mostly because it's tough to scare anyone who is still in the market after what they went through in 2007
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: You've just found out the CEO of your hedge fund is an old school racist. What do you do? If you answered "criticize him in The Wall Street Journal", congratulations: you're fired. You may now litigate
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Office Depot profit more than doubles on better store merchandise sales, less staples
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Mon May 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Tesla just found a major flaw with the Model 3 that can't be corrected within the next few years
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Scientists now say it's okay to masturbate at work
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers are now listening less to what Donald Trump says. Which is scary to think Trump's knowledge of money gets no respect even from the people who took down the global economy
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Wed May 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Instead of writing a book, Hillary Clinton should be drafting a long apology to America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi explains why opposing the GOP's effort to repeal Obamacare has been much easier than passing the original bill: "When you tell people, 'This is what you're going to get,' that's harder than saying, 'This is what you're going to lose.'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck makes more money, populace pays price or stays sick
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Access to Obama White House Brought Companies Better Stock Performance
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish Network loses 143,000 customers in first quarter 2017 as people realize even cable is better than satellite
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Thanks, Obama - How his $400,000 speaking fee actually HELPS America
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
American Airlines gave its workers a raise. Wall Street freaked out. "This is frustrating. Labor is being paid first again. Shareholders get leftovers"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Why Obama getting rich off Wall Street speeches is problematic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look at the Obamas. Ex-presidentin' around the country like they own it or something
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Thu April 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: We just don't understand why millennials won't trust all their money to us, just like their parents did
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
So how does RobinHood make money? It starts by taking $500M in assets out of Wall Street firms, then raises $110M in venture cap, and charges clients monthly fees for having a margin account, which is sorta like robbing both the rich AND the poor
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Antiwar)
 
 
 
The adults are once again in charge of the Democratic Party, and the world is a better place for it
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Thu April 20, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson 1Q revenue tumbles 14% as middle-aged white guys grow long in the tooth, ponytail
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel is the Frog Prince of movie stars
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wednesday Trump: Export-Import Bank is bad for America. Thursday Trump: Export-Import Bank is good for America. Friday Trump: Let me nominate an Export-Import Bank hater to run the Export-Import Bank
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors continue not to notice the big red flag being raised on Wall Street
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whoa whoa whoa watch it you Trump extremists, a moderate has bored into the president's ear
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global economy slumps as Trump proclaims the US dollar is too strong and China is super awesome happy funtime
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street is not too keen on Trump and his foot in mouth disease
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street gets on board as Delta's 1Q profit causes stock to take off
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Creator of Charging Bull doesn't want Fearless Girl near his sculpture - which no one wanted when he put it there
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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Sun April 09, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Wall Street banks look to invest in platinum mining. News: On asteroids. Fark: Potential value of $66 billion
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The economy is in shambles partly due to Harvard's MBA factory
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's top economic adviser tells Congress that the administration wants to force banks to split their consumer banking and investment banking operations into separate entities. Great idea, wonder why no one has ever thought of it before?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street downgrades Alphabet to just vowels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street bracing for when Trump goes to eleven
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In his annual letter to investors JP Morgan Chase CEO says there is "something very wrong" with the United States, before cataloging a whole host of social ills that he seems to forget were largely created by him and his Wall Street buddies
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-globalist Steve Bannon got rich by being a global capitalist
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
That time I hung out with Carlos The Jackal while wearing my yarmulke
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager has written a letter to his investors offering a personal apology for a bad investment, and all it took was losing $4 billion by continuing to buy, for almost a year, the cratering stock of a drug company under investigation
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Girl who is standing up to Wall Street's bull to continue her silent protest through February 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
As Netflix takes over our screen time, VPs of traditional studios are jumping ship, and stars on Netflix-original shows demand salaries equivalent to lead actors on blockbuster movies or TV series. "It's a feeding frenzy to get the best people"
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It has come to Wall Street's attention that Trump is full of shiat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market fear threatens a return, as Dow stares at longest losing streak in 6 years. Thanks, Donald
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure the Democrats want to elevate Elizabeth Warren within the party ...but so do the Republicans. They seem to think she'll make a good boogeyman in the 2018 elections
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meet Guy Gentile, the financial bro fraudster equivalent of PharmaBro Shkreli
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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