Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
368 headlines found matching 'Wal'
Sun May 24, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Among other things, Millennials want flexible work schedules, more 'me time' on the job and nearly non-stop feedback from managers. They also want to be No Collar Workers and wear jeans to work, not to mention open space without walled-in offices"
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
How did Taylor Swift get a leg up on the competition? Daddy Wall St bucks bought the record company, that's how
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view on the wall
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
There's drunk and then there's walking into a McDonald's in full scuba gear drunk
source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Walrus cam is back on the air again after a decade. Goo goo g'joob
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Well, here's a shocker. Wisconsin Gov. and Republican superhero Scott Walker is being investigated about a sketchy $500,000 loan
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveils plan for tuition-free college educations paid for by taxes on Wall Street, ensuring his campaign will be funded by exactly no one
source: america.aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A drunk Walt Disney World guest crashed through a golf cart window and then jumped into a lake after hearing "It's a Small World" for the 5,000th time in 48 hours
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If one of those Roman Candles should happen to fail, 91 Roman Candles on the wall
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Walmart earnings miss was caused by their workers, not Jade Helm. Really
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I'm the most scrutinized politician in America" (w/ vid)
source: us.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Crossbows recalled for injury risk. Walkers everywhere celebrate
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts agree that the old adage "sell in May and go away" is good advice ... except for this year
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats hit on a winning 2016 strategy: "Are there any moderates in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get his Payback against the Smarks? Will John Cena get Payback for Putin's 8 goals? Will Dolph Ziggler get Payback instead of being owed 3 times? CM Punk isn't walking through that door for WWE Payback 8pm, 7:30 preshow
source: sbnation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entire first-year MFA class (all seven students) at USC walks out after failing to receive a generous tuition subsidy they had expected for their useless degrees
source: hyperallergic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Drunk man wearing only boxer shorts and case of beer fights with officers trying to stop him from walking onto highway. He must have thought they wanted his beer
source: telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"If anyone inadvertently found themselves walking home half naked at any point last night ... We found your hipster clothing in our driveway on Pine Ave"
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that 'Mad Men' is over, can we stop celebrating anti-heroes like Don Draper, Tony Soprano and Walter White and go back to worshiping real heroes like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Are heated sidewalks a good idea for Montreal?" Duh
source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Obama and six Arab leaders meet at Camp David...or is that Rivendell? to...apparently, they're simply going to walk into Mordor going by the height of the participants
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Don't spend $1,200 on Sony's high-resolution ZX2 Walkman." Like you were going to
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pet python swallows BBQ tongs, produces one of be the best X-rays ever: "It was pretty obvious what the problem was"
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amtrak crash victims remembered for their accomplishments, service, random stains on walls and ceilings
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
When having a drunken fight in the car with your girlfriend, sometimes it's just best to get out and walk away. Unless she's stopped in the left lane of the Interstate
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker flunked out of Christianity too, apparently
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with unlimited shipping for $50/yr, which is an even better deal if you factor in never having to deal with The People of Walmart
source: moneycontrol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies Manager Walt Weiss taken to the hospital after realizing he's the manager of the Colorado Rockies
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first thing you say when you walk into the courtroom and address the judge should probably not be, "How you doin' a--hole?"
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Helio Castroneves walks away from a rollover crash at Indianapolis during practice (with video including in-car cameras to see the "oh shiat" moment)
source: indycar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man walks away from pre-release center, is charged with premature discharge
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"A man from South Wales says he 'wasn't even aware' that he'd sawed his own hand off with a circular saw" (w. audio)
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Walmart that closed down a month ago for "plumbing problems" has yet to file for a plumbing permit
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento is so LGBT friendly even the crosswalks are fabulous
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sharia Law Comes to Walmart. Well, according to Allen West, anyway
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New York Times becomes the latest newspaper to figure out that you can't make money if your content is all behind a paywall
source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Budapest man spots an 'unknown creature' while walking through the woods, snaps a creepy pic with his Samsung Galaxy S5, also claims he was abducted (w/pic)
source: cryptozoologynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles IPO debuts on Wall Street, stock up and dies
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two to three nights a week, Dr. Jim Withers rubs dirt in his hair and muddies up his jeans and shirt before walking the dark streets of Pittsburgh, making "house calls" to the homeless
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one elimination tonight as the Rangers have their backs against the wall that is Holtby, then the Flames & their fans try to burn the Ducks a second time.. Props for two-in-a-row Schedule Guy.. pucks drop at 7:00 & 9:30ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1017)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Walking Dead Executive Producer reflects on what it's like to get Tweets from grief-stricken fans angry about a character's death. "Some of the tweets can be super mean"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In an effort to create a singularity that will swallow the internet, (or a clever local awareness campaign) Ottawa's Humane Society shot first
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mt. Kilauea park ranger orders man to stop flying his drone over the volcano. The man complies and starts to walk off. So the ranger tasers him. To keep him from jumping into the volcano, you see
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cable guy walks into a NFL player's home and doesn't recognize him. Hilarity ensues
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
And the current leader of the GOP clown car Olympics is...... Scott Walker?
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Actor who portrays Father Gabriel on "Walking dead" arrested for DUI, speeding, pot, Father Gabriel surviving this long in the zombie apocalypse
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart: For the last time, no, the U.S. Government is not building secret tunnels under our stores as part of a grand conspiracy to invade itself
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(382)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scott Walker attempts May The 4th Be With You tweet, gets burned harder than Skywalker's aunt
source: national.suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Teens choose wrong neighborhood to engage in drive-by eggings, end up being detained by over 100 residents. "They just formed a human wall and prevented them from leaving"
source: lohud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The Baltimore curfew has been lifted, effective immediately. Maryland National Guard to begin withdrawal over the next few days
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on Orphan Black: Is Helena fitting in with the Castors? Will Cosima and Scott have any break throughs? Is Allison the new Walter White and how goes the Prolethean-Castor feud? C'mon down to BBC America at 9PM EDT for all the fun
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Brit tourists: "Youuuuu lousssssy Yankeeeeeee cowboys, you don't know how to walk away from a party on a flight from Houston to London"
source: standard.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"The shocking thing about the Alice Cooper show now is people are kind of expecting me to go up there and just walk through the show, but they walk away going 'what the hell was that? I saw Alice in 76 and he didn't have that much energy'"
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thief who stole a gold necklace and swallowed it is force-fed 60 bananas by police
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tony Stark... er, Elon Musk strikes again with Tesla Powerwall home batteries starting at $3k
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of wall to wall NFL draft coverage? How about 3 days of some really hard hits with no pads? It's your 2015 Big O roller derby tournament live from Eugene, Oregon. (link goes to live stream)
source: ecrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Walking in the woods is good for your health. Unless you're Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, or the Sheriff of Nottingham
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(ELLE)
 
 
 
Professor of religion and dieting expert says "detoxing" is load of codswallop and just silly make-believe
source: elle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators stock floors after the Justice Department's criminal charges adds to the multiple lawsuits already plastering the company's legal department. No word yet on who will get nailed to the wall for this
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one game tonight Hockey Farkers, last game of the 1st round, only 1 team gets to play[cheat] on. Kronwall's out for a dirty hit that wasn't called in game 6, so look for the Wings to step up the [cheating], right Coop? [Cheating] begins @7:30ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(759)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for stealing wallets and forgery? Meh. 'Liking' your own wanted post on Facebook? Priceless
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart's advice to thousands of workers it suddenly laid off without notice: "Avoid stimulants such as caffeine, chocolate and nicotine and depressants such as alcohol"
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MTV)
 
 
 
16-year-old King Tommen talks about how "nervous and scared" he was filming his bed scene with 33-year-old Queen Margaery, but says it was a cakewalk compared to scenes with Ser Pounce
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Red Sox rally for walkoff win" which would be more newsworthy if they weren't facing Toronto: The Short Bus of the North
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to say the hell with all this and go work as a shepherd in north Wales? This is your lucky day: "The successful candidate will need to work evenings and weekends in all elements, love walking, love fresh air and have appropriately trained dogs"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
George W Bush criticizes Obama on Middle East policy. That's the joke (link changed to non-paywall site)
source: bloombergview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you spend time walking the dog, paying the bills, and cooking the dinner, a bubble of cold space is bobbing in the cosmos
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
source: vilereviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
source: citymetric.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk-by shooting on a drive-by shooting
source: cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
64mph in a 50mph zone? That will be $58,000. Your local speed camera operator was last seen drooling while joining your license plate to the tax office's record database (non-paywall link swapped in)
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Walker Makes Surprise Visit To Wisconsin." Well played, Journal Sentinel; well played
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
C3PO and Luke Skywalker reminisce about old times and George Lucas's ability to direct actors: "Faster. More intensity...Hey, that's Oscar-nominated direction, my friend"
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The annual salary for the CEO of Wal-Mart dropped 24%. Now he's only getting $19.06 million a year
source: arkansasonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
source: cryptozoologynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Texans have figured out what's really going on with those mysterious Walmart closings across the country. Naturally it involves secret underground tunnels and a hostile military takeover
source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's plan for dealing with the press? Copy Hillary Clinton and hide, hide, hide. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ripley's Believe it or Not releases the top 50 misconceptions that have become modern day 'facts,' including that coffee is made from beans, you can see the Great Wall of China from space and Everest is the world's tallest mountain
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken is Hollywood's favorite eccentric. Didn't this guy used to have his own tag?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Walker celebrates Earth Day by firing 57 of Wisconsin environmental employees, suck it Libs
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
It's springtime in Florida: The Sun is out, the flowers are blooming and toddlers are already being left in cars parked at Walmart
source: news-press.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
So I forgot my landing gear and whacked my props halfway down the runway, so what? I'll just firewall the throttle, stagger into the air again, and fly it over neighborhoods on the way back home
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
source: independent.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Koch brothers set to announce the candidate they're backing who they believe will best server their, er, the nation's interest: Scott Walker
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: We don't need no stinkin' immigrants. Did our forefathers need immigrants? Did America? No, I say, no. We never needed immigrants. Americans are born in America, dammit
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reds manager Bryan Price drops 77 F-bombs in epic blowup at media, is immediately given a role in sequel to Wolf of Wall Street
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP frontrunner? "Not Jeb Bush", who also goes by: "Not Ted Cruz", "Not Marco Rubio", "Not Rand Paul", "Not Bobby Jindal", "Not Scott Walker", "Not Chris Christie" and "Hahaha, no way in hell is it HuckFiorinaBrownback"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Living with agoraphobia isn't a walk in the park, you know. Sometimes it's a walk into a manhole
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark's NBA headline is a comedy slam dunk: "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes"
source: seattletimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You can walk like an Egyptian, but if you really want to look good eat like a Brazilian
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Alpinist)
 
 
 
Climbing one of the "Six Great North Walls of the Alps" is a major mountaineering achievement. Climbing all six is amazing. Climbing all six solo is freakish--especially if you climb them all in a single winter, and half of them for the first time
source: alpinist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gwendoline Christie on the latest 'Game of Thrones' twist and whether Luke Skywalker or Jaime Lannister would win in a fight
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Game ends with a walk-off straight steal of home. That's how you celebrate Jackie Robinson week
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov Scott Walker says the government should run newspaper ads with coupons for services
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(UCLA)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes
source: newsroom.ucla.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sleeping on the sidewalk is fine, if you aren't homeless
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
And you thought it was bad when your wife asked you to run to Walgreens for tampons
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darth Vader ISN'T dead? Luke Skywalker is the BAD GUY now? Boba Fett is BACK?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man in Chef's uniform steals grill from Wal-Mart, though the important part is that he might not be a real chef, just someone dressed like one
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
PornHub sends man a new laptop after he smashes his when his mum was about to walk in
source: huffingtonpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
source: kdvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(SILive)
 
 
 
Lightning round debate between leading candidates in race to replace ousted Rep Michael Grimm, played out like an SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as bumbling DA and Patton Oswalt as aloof city councilmember. w/vid
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
When the bases are loaded and the batter walks, every runner can move up a base. If it's only second and third, you can't. Got that, Robinson Cano?
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Gov. Walker also wants significant entitlement reforms" Can you really call "gutting it and burning it down with the government" a reform though?
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Corporations are not subsidized by welfare payments to workers. If Wal-Mart and McDonald's vanished overnight, U.S. public assistance would substantially increase, which is the reverse of what the critics argue"
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Walmart customers are not exactly buying the plumbing line
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Somebody has now created a bicycle with a safety cage that bounces off trucks and buses instead of getting dragged under them. Or you could just ride on the sidewalks
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing 76 car batteries from Walmart. I hope he gets charged
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Without any warning, Walmart suddenly starts closing down stores Monday evening
source: fox23.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
People walk in L.A.? Citation please
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
"There was a very large man-like bear creature walking around up on the ridge. I was looking right at him, it was just kind of hanging out. I was near a road, so of course Bigfoot being notoriously shy, so he is not gonna come down here" (w/video)
source: cryptozoologynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Walt Whitman loved strippers, orgies, and sex. Who knew?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Authorities: Neighbor forced man onto high-rise balcony, microwaved his wallet. Florida, baby
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious slams into a wall of cash, earning $62.7 million and the top spot at the box office, overshadowing #2 Home's paltry $19.7 million and the latest derivative Nicholas Sparks rehash of The Notebook, which earned $13.8 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about paying it forward: Man loses wallet 14 years ago, gets it returned with more money than he had in it
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The best places for flan in Los Angeles. That hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant by your casa and your abuela's not on the list
source: laweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel opens up about Paul Walker's death and how it affected both "Furious 7" and his own llife
source: wisconsingazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen attempting to kickstart a renewal of To Catch a Predator. I don't know about you, but subby would gladly put up 50 bucks to watch pedos get tackled by shrubbery
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Noted criminal and forensic expert Geraldo wants you to know that the recently released dashcam footage should totally clear the officer in the Walter Scott case
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Middle School student charged with cybercrime for using a teacher's pre-school caliber password to change a computer's wallpaper without permission
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Roger Murdock, airline pilot, weighs in on the Walter Scott shooting
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un swallowed the entire ocean just to get all his missiles back
source: ora.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a dog taking its human for a walk across the road... drive along
source: thedailyedge.thejournal.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Los Angeles agrees to $1.4b settlement to fix up its busted-ass sidewalks. In other news, people do walk to get around in LA
source: citylab.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York Sidewalk Vendor: Cops arrested me, then started to eat my churros
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual street walker
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Is ObamaCare enrollment already hitting a wall?
source: news.investors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Scott Walker aide reports to prison for felony misconduct conviction. Fark: There are five more staffers and 15 more felonies to go in the investigation. Double Fark: This is only the first of two investigations
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matriarch Jenny Wallenda falls
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Urban food deserts disappear as American supermarket brings affordable fresh food to inner cities. Fark: Walmart
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart will happily sell guns, ammo, gangsta rap albums and murder mysteries, but Ronda Rousey is just too violent for them to stock her autobiography
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now that this season of The Walking Dead is over, Castro comes out of seclusion
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A new Muppet Show is in the works. (Statler and Waldorf already hate it)
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk with a view
source: l.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
What do you do when your llamas get too exhausted to walk? Call a taxi
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were tweeting yesterday about some inane personal news, a Wall Street trader made $2.4 million in less than a minute by noticing one specific tweet
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught masturbating? Being caught masturbating while looking at women inside a Walmart. What's worse than that? Getting charged with damaging property with your bodily fluids
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Isn't it wild when you walk into a restaurant high on psychedelics only to discover the guy sitting at the table next to you is actually the Governor of Alaska?
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken to play a mystical pet shop owner who helps Kevin Spacey's "trapped in the body of a cat" businessman in new movie
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what could be the next big attraction in China? How about the Great Wall of Sand?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
source: capitalnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt throws himself out of the running for future Daily Show hosting gigs
source: hitfix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manhattan woman fatally walloped by flying plywood. Bonus: Article actually uses the phrase 'fatally walloped'
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Jay Z compares music to water: it's something you can get for free, but people are willing to pay for it. But the comparison doesn't work. Teenagers walk around with $3 bottles of water because they don't pay for anything they listen to"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid is totally in shape and excited for her audition for The Walking Dead
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Now liberals have started calling Scott Walker a racist. Chin up, Scotty, they only start doing that when they know they can't beat you
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The risk of living in a state with its own Fark tag is that you never know when you're going to walk into your son's room and find a naked burglar lying down next to him
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Walmart-backed group is working to roll back workers' compensation
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(287)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Disabled model gives new meaning to strutting down the catwalk
source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Idiot who walks his dog by having it run behind his car named "the laziest pet owner on earth," tied with every other halfwit in your town who does the exact same thing
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus discusses the major implications for Daryl in season six of The Walking Dead in the wake of "Conquer"
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
By today's standards, Coney Island's 87-year-old wooden Cyclone roller coaster is tame and dull ... except when it gets stuck on opening day and you have to walk down on the wooden side planks, while looking over the ocean. Now that's excitement
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Porchdick get his comeuppance? Will Morgan finally unveil himself? Can Rick keep the wolves at bay? Who lives? Who dies? Find out in the season 5 finale of The Walking Dead, "Conquer." The brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1166)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marathon organizers in Wales don't understand outcry after course found more than 600 meters short, noting a lot of runners recorded personal bests
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, ISIS has not invaded Luke Skywalker's moisture farm homestead
source: antiviral.gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fear the title of AMC's upcoming The Walking Dead spin-off
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Hate bullies and hazing? So does Mark Buehrle. "I walked up to him and said, 'F-k you,' right to his face, and then shouted, 'God, that felt so good,'"
source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind swallows drugs to avoid arrest, succeeds
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Miami Vice Mayor Walter Harris wants to be America's mohel
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gale Anne Hurd says The Walking Dead season finale will have "sad losses." You have three days to brace yourself
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Salesforce Inc. to GenCon: "I'll see your $50 million withdrawal and raise you $4 billion"
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin just binged 'The Walking Dead' and figured out a brilliant solution for how to survive the zombie apocalypse
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Over-familiar owl" loves to surprise people walking through field, walk on their head for about 1 minute. "It was a very funny thing to watch, however I'm just as confused as anyone as to why it does this"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bergdahl faces desertion charges, not something you can just walk away from
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(447)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal refuses to hold a tea party for Ted Cruz
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker and RAND PAUL are leading the young senate's charge toward pot reform. And by charge, I mean they're running headlong into a wall of stupid from the old guard
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For everyone who was wondering about the family involved in a deadly brawl this past weekend in the parking lot of an Arizona Walmart, it turns out they were all part of a traveling street band from Idaho
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
These days, it's not even safe to walk through an angry protest while black
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel names baby after Paul Walker because he's family and you don't turn your back on family and we don't have friends, we've got family and we're a family here
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gregory Walcott, reluctant star of 'Plan 9 From Outer Space,' dead at 87. Cut and wrap
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Aah, the beauty of Spring... Nature walks along the rim, watching the water flow over a waterfall, a friend to hold your beer while you test the thickness of the ice
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Deanna accept Carol's sympathy? Will paradise crumble? Will Glenn keep going to bat for Alexandria? It all comes to a head in the penultimate episode of season 5. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. It all starts at 9PM ET on AMC
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(581)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Japan to build a massive sea wall to combat threat from the ocean, apparently forgetting how well that strategy worked against the kaiju in "Pacific Rim"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook's market cap now tops $230 billion. Wall Street: [ ✔ ] Y [ X ] N
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Boat crashes into seawall, Coast Guard responds in record time (with video of record-breaking response time)
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA spent $2.5 billion sending a spaceship to Mars to find fat and alcohol. It would have been a lot cheaper to drive to Walmart
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
North Haverbrook and Ogdenville in heated eBay battle over the Walt Disney World monorail, which was originally purchased by Lanley enterprises five years ago
source: inquisitr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Spider Man' climbs into Walmart ceiling, crawls through duct work, drops down and walks out front door, escaping shoplifting charges. FARK: As people record the whole thing on cell phones
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the 6 Nations, with England, Ireland and Wales all looking for the title. It starts with outsiders Wales at Italy (8.30am ET), before Scotland v Ireland (10.30am ET) and England at home to the French (1pm ET)
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Songwriter Michael Brown has walked away from life at age 65
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
OK, maybe she did run over three teenagers in a crosswalk. But it is hard to drive when you are filming your precious snowflake in the backseat. At least she wasn't writing bad checks again
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall St. Reforms and Obamacare? Pffft, screw that nonsense. Here, have a big ol' heaping helping of grade-A, made in the USA, super pollution. You earned it, America
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Yes, the ingredients to make meth in the Walmart bathroom were mine, but I wasn't going to cook it there"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy believe The Breakfast Club made people see them in the simplest terms and most convenient definitions
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Pretty Woman" stars reunite after 25 years. Fun fact - Leading roles were originally offered to Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Daryl Hannah ... and Sylvester Stallone
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
So, apparently, Governor Scott has not only hired the Umbrella Corporation to do standardized testing, but now he's hired Carol from The Walking Dead to write the instructions for them
source: gainesville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Alexey Leonov performed the first spacewalk. Now see it in 3D
source: universetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
One of Scott Walker's aides quits after questioning why anyone thought Iowa was important in a presidential election
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man walks into trooper's car, gets charged with DWI
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has a Fox News gnat problem called Megyn Kelly that just won't go away concerning its "stonewalling" on Hillary's emails
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's most painful insect sting: "Like walking over flaming charcoal with a three inch nail embedded in your heel"
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
British people don't know how to make tea, says top scientist: "The way Brits make tea, it's like using a laptop to hammer a nail into a wall. Yes it will do the job, but it can do so much more"
source: london24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Salisbury Post)
 
 
 
Teen learns valuable life lesson, namely: if you're already banned from WalMart for shoplifting, going to WalMart and shoplifting three days in a row may result in being "struck with a Taser in the buttocks"
source: salisburypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"I feel, as an atheist, about people like Richard Dawkins and Bill Maher the way that Christians must feel about Fred Phelps," said Patton Oswalt
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(664)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel returns, Rick and company try to adjust to suburbia in the zombie apocalypse, and Carol bakes some cookies. Will there be zombies? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. "Spend" airs at 9PM ET on AMC
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(692)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Scariest 300mph drag racing crash you'll see this year, with the driver walking away
source: blackflag.jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scott Walker accused of fudging key details in 'Reagan family Bible' story
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
"Of all the Photoshops, in all the threads, in all the internets, she walks into mine"
source: 40.media.tumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't like online news sites that have a pay wall? How about if each article was only 20 cents to read? Hello? Anybody still here?
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man teaches poodle to walk on hind legs dressed as schoolgirl. KINKY
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Active meth lab found in Indiana Walmart bathroom,' officially the most Midwestern thing to ever happen
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Waldo comes out of hiding
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
From: ScottWalker@Walker2016 Subject: I am outraged Hillary would use a private email account
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indian bride walks out on groom after he answers "17" to "what is 15 + 6?" The groom is then hired by Congress to work on their new tax plan
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New report says the average Wall Street bonus for 2014 was $172,860. As opposed to the rest of the country that considers it a bonus that they actually have a job
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In addition to wall climbing, geckos have a second superpower. The ability to make water leap from their skin
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Boston area man repeatedly ticketed for failing to shovel his sidewalk, which he says doesn't exist. Hopes to have photographic evidence some time in June
source: theblaze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama legislature goes full Wallace, passes a bill that allows any officiant or judge to refuse to marry a same sex couple
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(376)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ah, the old "I was sleepwalking when I killed my son so it's not murder" defense
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sorry parents, Disney's not done with your wallets just yet
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of cats
source: media3.s-nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman was too busy texting to realize she was walking directly towards a moving train
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to take a walk on the wild side? Of a mountain? The world's scariest walkway has re-opened
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
It is better to be pissed off at WTFark than to be pissed on by German walls
source: ora.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MI "Open carry activist" decides to go for walk near a local high school carrying a pistol and a rifle; is incensed that local cops have the temerity to approach and question him after they receive about a zillion panicked 911 call about his stroll
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(347)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year caught sayof, walking on sunshine
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Plaxico Burress wants to get into the stock investment game. Wall Street takes bets whether or not he'll shoot himself in the foot
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're 21-years-old. You're a minor league baseball player with the Cincinnati Reds. Don't screw it all up by getting drunk, walking out on your bar tab, and then throwing a rock at your girlfriend
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you see someone drowning, don't jump in and save them. If you see someone choking, don't give them the Heimlich. If you see someone bleeding from the head on the sidewalk, let them bleed from the head on the sidewalk
source: safebee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going... down?"
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC orders two seasons of The Walking Dead prequel The Walking Not-Quite-Dead
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will the group adjust to life in Alexandria, or will they make Alexandria adjust to them? Will Deanna and Rick overcome Nagan? Will Carl get his pudding? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(536)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Is Scott Walker the Antichrist? The evidence is mounting"
source: dailycaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sony decides that adding the name "Walkman" to an Android tablet justifies a $1200 price tag
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Just stop complaining you yutes, when you finally hit 50 if you're not too stupid, that's when life hits you... in the wallet
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYPD: We don't kill innocent people. They just happen to walk into the path of our bullets
source: countercurrentnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
What's the best advice when trying to do dental work on Walker the polar bear? Be very, very careful, and make sure the brute is drugged. Yes, and it will take 23 of you
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How booze helped build America. From drunken voters to soused sailors, U.S. history does not walk a straight line when it comes to the country's relationship with alcohol
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt pitches his idea to complete an Unbreakable trilogy to M. Night Shymalan, "I wasn't f-ing around in that video, Mr. Shymalan. You started a dark, epic trilogy. FINISH IT. (please?)"
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Couple arrested over Walmart party fowl
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and Europe are both confused as to where Australia is. On the other hand, watching wallabies waving glow-sticks like epileptic ravers while avoiding flame jets would be sort of cool
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen who woke up paralyzed now suddenly walking and running again. Jesus Christ wanted for questioning
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 513: "Wallpaper This II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
What hasn't been said about Scott Walker? I mean besides the fact that he has a freakishly-unhealthy obsession with Ronald Reagan
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Isthmus / The Daily Page)
 
 
 
The scandal that will at long last crush Scott Walker: His spokeswomen are too hot
source: isthmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Pregnant model walks the runway at the Dolce and Gabbana fashion show, announces to the press that she is now eating for one
source: refinery29.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Anyone want to buy a post-apocalyptic town that was featured on "Walking Dead"? It's for sale on eBay but it's strictly BYOZ
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Where's Waldo - orbital edition
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How much longer can Ava walk the tightrope between Boyd and Raylan? Does bad blood between families run as deep as the mines in Harlan? Will Sam Elliott ever grow his mustache back? Justified -The Hunt discussion thread, 10pm ET FX
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes amore isn't fleeting after a walk on the beach, all you need is your sign to go viral
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is a no nonsense guy who says what he's going to do and then gets it done... if you mean the exact opposite of that
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Parents who let their children walk home from school are now being charged with "unsubstantiated child neglect"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Hughes wanted to have a Porky's scene in The Breakfast Club, but Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald shamed him out of it
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Alexandria offer haven or hell? Are Negan and Lucille on the horizon? Will Rick and company get a moment's peace? Find out tonight in "Remember." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(479)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's an easy Cut & Paste headline for the next 5-9 years if he wins: Media outlets reluctantly retract poorly researched story about Scott Walker
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
12,000 low wage workers to benefit from the first phase of Walmart workforce training. Lesson one: "How to use your Walmart paycheck as proof to qualify for Food Stamps"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet the new type of spider that will cure arachnophobia. His name is Sparklemuffin. He likes to walk on your face while you sleep
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Six Nations picks up again today, with Scotland and Italy fighting for the wooden spoon (9.30AM EST), France and Wales both aiming to keep their hopes alive (12PM EST), and Ireland and England meeting for a potential title decider (Sunday 10AM EST)
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not enough that Scott Walker thinks little Jane's high school math teacher is from ISIS, now when she goes to college and gets sexually assaulted, the college won't be required to report it
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(468)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "If I can take on unions, I can take on ISIL" which is true. I remember when the teachers union beheaded my son's principal because they wanted a pay raise and didn't trust guys who palled around with royalty
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
source: cornwallfreenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Guy boards train, walks over to mentally disabled woman, shakes her hand, then proceeds to punch her square in the face before sexually assaulting her. Rakes and scythes to the left, pitchforks and torches to the right. w/scary CCTV footage
source: 9news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Buying an older house can turn into a fascinating history lesson as you discover improvements and modifications made by previous owners. Such as realizing your walls are stuffed with dead animals wrapped in old newspapers for insulation
source: sfglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
New bill would allow Tennessee teens to sip - but not swallow - beer, pretty much encapsulating the agony and ecstacy of adolescence
source: timesfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's Headline That Belongs In An Erotic Sci-Fi Novel: "A spacewalking astronaut ended up with unwanted water in his helmet Wednesday after breezing through a cable and lube job outside the International Space Station"
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
El Segundo, CA police are telling their residents that the suspicious looking man posing as a health inspector, is in a fact a health inspector... and not some con artist looking for his lost wallet the police originally warned their residents about
source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's argument against President Obama's proposal to make retirement account managers act in fiduciary duty of their clients: "We can only afford to give people bad advice that makes us buckets of money"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Thank the wacky left for Presidential candidate Scott Walker. Their recall made a college dropout into a rock star
source: thefederalist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police investigate secret tunnel, complete with lights, a generator, and reinforced walls, found underneath Toronto's Rexall Centre, which will host the Pan Am Games tennis match this summer. Secret tunnel trifecta now in play
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
You would think that a state legislator would know that women can't get pregnant by swallowing, especially if said legislator also sits on the board of a crisis pregnancy center. You would think
source: ktvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How will Scott Walker win the White House? ¯\(ツ)/¯
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Op-Ed in liberal rag Forbes notes that Scott Walker's attack on University of Wisconsin system is "epically stupid"
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Fancy a job which might take you into a world of murder and wife-swapping, where wicked villains turn into mighty heroes? No problem. All you need do is to apply to the National Trust in Cornwall for a job as a volunteer chough ranger"
source: westernmorningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street brokers upset that the White House wants to hold them to a higher standard. The nerve of this guy, thinking that stockbrokers are human
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The bed-builder made famous by Patton Oswalt's "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People" routine, is trying to save the planet with appropriate technology
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart is making three changes so people will want to shop there. Surprisingly, renaming themselves Target is missing from the list
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Now that Rick said the show's name, what's next for the group? Will they trust Aaron? Will they make it to the Alexandria safe zone? WHERE'S CARL? Find out tonight in The Distance at 8PM CT on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(409)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker makes his first installment payment on all those "loans" the Koch brothers are about to give him, will sign the Law making WI "right to work" that was just "fast-tracked" through the legislature-despite claiming he opposed it last year
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
NASA delays spacewalks after spacesuit problem. Discouraged astronauts now feeling hot under the collar
source: computerworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I don't know if Obama is a Christian, but I also don't know if he's not really not a secret non-Muslim pretending to not now be formerly not a Muslim"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular - but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic)
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Witches, a wandering law student, a walnut farmer, and long pauses are at the center of The Touch of Satan from MST3K season 9. Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver a devilish good time with this stinker. "This is where the fish lives"
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Awesome sauce for high-end renters in Manhattan, when the apocalypse comes, your glass-walled apartment 80 stories up will be your tomb
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A seaside holiday town's plan to call a road Hitler's Walk has been scrapped after it sparked outrage" (pic)
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Scott Walker and the Republican Party really REALLY care about the deficit... and they want you to know it
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bernard Sumner on the campaign to buy Ian Curtis's home and turn it into a museum: "it's a bit ghoulish and it's a bit of a monument to suicide." Maybe those potential buyers should just walk away in silence
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
I'm a crab walkin' around the tide pool, just mindin' my own busineAAAAAHHHHHHH
source: grindtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Reason #47 to avoid shopping in Walmart: Getting shot by a blow dart
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Let's have a look under the Waldorf-Astoria to see the secret train platform that Franklin D. Roosevelt and other VIPs used back in day
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, which patrons dining beneath you do you want to fall .....on?
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nearly 40% of Walmart's U.S. workers to get pay raises, which means they can cut back to having only three jobs to survive
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
O'Reilly and Williams at Tanagra. When the walls fell
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
When it comes to car buying, not everyone wants wood paneling and a dead fish on the wall
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sentences you never want to read in a news story: "He then picked up the severed head and walked outside the supermarket"
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Want to find a head shop in Mexico? Head to Walmart
source: thecannabist.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiscally conservative Scott Walker has figured out a solution to Wisconsin's budget shortfall: don't pay your bills
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Clint Bowyer, Narwhals, Gilbert Gottfried and Princess Crumplefenders walk into a talent agency....What do they call their act? THE NASFARK PODCAST
source: shoutengine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Political mirror on the House wall, who are the biggest no-shows of them all in Congress?
source: vocativ.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"House conservatives have gotten into a bad habit of shooting themselves in the foot and then blaming their leaders when they can't walk"
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
[Boston mayor] Walsh also scolded adults he said were reportedly jumping from windows into snow piles for fun, which he called a "foolish thing to do"
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
The groom will be wearing John Varvatos and the bride will walk down the aisle in Peter Gabriel's old Slipperman costume accessorized with 38 gold lamé narwhal tusks
source: recordonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
In retrospect, the NYT decides that Scott Walker isn't responsible for the education cuts that took place well before he was the governor
source: hotair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Someday all the cool kids will be walking around in their personal clouds of mist
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How will the group deal with their latest loss? Will Daryl hit his breaking point? Will Maggie express any emotion? Will our new villain please stand up? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread. Brain stomping begins at 9PM ET on AMC
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(453)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Kicking and screaming: Minnesota dance teams all walk when winning team 'cheats'
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's Week 2 of the 6 Nations, with England hosting Italy before Ireland take on France. And on Sunday, we round things off as Wales face Scotland
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duggar daughter Jill is expecting her #1 soon, gets thrown baby shower by her husband's Walmart coworkers, "but there was no sign of the soda stockpile they asked for"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Could Scott Walker be the first modern American president to not hold a diploma?
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
If you choose to flee the scene of a crash, make sure any incriminating evidence is not left behind. Like your wallet, driver's license, and your prosthetic arm
source: kiiitv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats choose Philly for their 2016 convention after figuring that Preet Bharara perp-walking half the New York delegation out of the convention hall would be a bad visual
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
In tonight's rendition of "Guess the Farker" -- "Pismo Beach officers responded to a report of a man described as completely naked and walking a pit bull threatening to kill a resident on the 300 block of Foothill Road"
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker calls a former teacher of the year "a petty distinction." Of course, she has something to say about that
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's worst cities for petty theft may not be the places you would expect. Keep your friends close and wallet closer
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Floodwalls built to protect communities around New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina are holding up strong. Just kidding, they're sinking
source: thetowntalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anti vaxers don't just spread disease to your kids, they make your wallet sick too
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Of the 1.3 million violent incidents reported in England and Wales in 2013 and 2014, 53 per cent occurred after one of the parties had been drinking. And alcohol was a factor in 84 per cent of all violent incidents between midnight and 6 a.m"
source: belfasttelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Newly discovered 1924 instructional video featuring Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Dazzy Vance, and Walter Johnson is the coolest baseball archive clip you'll see all year
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Computer scientist writes program to find Where's Waldo in the shortest possible time. The Nobel Prize is a friggin' LOCK this year
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
88% of Americans now feel that vaccines are safe. The other 12% are the ones you see walking around with a face full of measles and trying not to fall off the edge of the Earth
source: people-press.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paparazzi snap exclusive pic of Keira Knightly, shortly after she swallowed a whole grape
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You will need to crank your wallet up to 11 to buy Les Paul's prototype electric guitar
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon to Walmart: Eat my dust
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court won't stop same-sex marriages in Alabama despite Judge Roy Moore doing his best George C. Wallace impersonation
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's episode of The Walking Dead proved that it's impossible to have nice things in the zombie apocalypse [warning: spoilers]
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
How will Glenn and Maggie deal with the events of the midseason finale? Will Daryl find solace with Carol? Will the group find salvation or danger? Find out tonight as The Walking Dead returns. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(556)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Six Nations kick off today with England facing the heat of Wales' Millennium Stadium, while on Saturday, Italy try to hold the Irish at bay and Scotland take on France. Crouch...touch...SET
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Chocolate rain is falling from the sky in Walla Walla, Washington
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Number of billionaires in the world is now at 2,089. The list includes Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, 2,087 relatives of Sam Walton
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart says he may never race a sprint car again, at least not until they put well lit crosswalks on the tracks
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After reporters actually read the bill, Gov Walker's offices drops effort to turn U-WI into a giant Vo-tech by replacing the "search for truth" and "improve the human condition" in the U's mission statement with "meet the state's workforce needs"
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hey fella, part of being a William Wallace lookalike is having female tourists check your dangly bits to see if you're a 'real Scotsman.' It's part of the job, make sure you're up to it
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Who run bartertown? You do, after purchasing this legit Mad Max Interceptor. It's the last of the V-8 interceptors, a piece of history. Don't JUST WALK AWAY from this great deal
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The Quinny Longboarder is a stroller mounted on a skateboard so dads can get their skating fix in while taking their children out on walks. Or you could just grow up and push a regular stroller like most other men your age
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for Doctor Who and Wall-E Legos?
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Power Team sold out arenas in the 80s by tearing phone books in half, running through walls of ice, and breaking concrete blocks with their heads. All for Christ
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Governor Scott Walker tries his hand at bipartisanship by releasing a two year state budget proposal that has conservatives fuming and liberals howling
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
When surveyed on most unattractive trait of Japanese women, 64 percent of foreign men cite their pigeon-toed gait. "Supposedly the main reason why a large number of women walk this way is simply because they think it looks cute"
source: en.rocketnews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"What happens if I walk down the street and walk through someone's (marijuana) smoke, and then I have a reaction and heaven forbid hurt someone? Who is responsible?"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"The Mountain" from GoT proves he can walk the walk as well as (rarely) talk the talk
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Who wants to see the first two minutes of The Walking Dead midseason premiere?
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember the Detroit man who walked 21 miles to work every day? Well, donations have flooded in and he can now buy a car. A very, very, nice car
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Walter White reportedly in talks to battle James T. Kirk
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
source: well.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Boston Yeti roaming the streets during a snowstorm. New Hotness: Naked Cowboy walking down I-75 during a snowstorm
source: detroitnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man goes one better than Walter Sobchak
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The gruesome secrets skeletons reveal about our ancestors. Like how they were all made of bones yet walked around and stuff
source: sciencenordic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Raw sewage backed up and sat in puddles next to the Fan Zone at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. "Many of them walked through the dirty water, unaware of what was on the ground"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Old Cornwall pasty bakery gets £1.6million funding to rebrand and expand, exposing its pasties to more of England
source: cornishman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Papers stuffed into the walls at Bletchley Park to block drafts turn out to be only surviving examples of top secret papers known as Banbury sheets that show how mathematicians broke the Enigma Code
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
source: northjersey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's presidential campaign is going to be one of the most divisive, controversial, and terrifying of the modern era
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seattle's finest arrest 69-year-old veteran with no criminal record for crime of "Walking while black"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead actor joins new drama on the network that specializes in catering to the viewing dead
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman cropdusts Dave & Busters, Walmart, and Costco with the measles, all in one day. Now that's dedication to one's craft
source: sfist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have truly hit rock bottom the day police arrest you for stumbling around Walmart while wearing body armor and suffering from a two-day-old gunshot wound
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifteen year-old shoots and kills thirteen year-old brother in ultra-realistic game of cops and robbers, walks away without being charged. He must have been playing as the cop
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Dear Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you. Love, the Dropkick Murphys"
source: inquisitr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wherein Joe Scarborough leans over to Mika Brzezinski, whispers in her ear "Don't you think Sarah Palin looks tired?" and slowly walks away without glancing back
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
WILL anyone bother to watch? DOES anyone still care? WHY does the NFL keep promoting this? WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? It's Team Irvin vs Team Carter in the 2015 Pro Bowl, 8:15 PM on ESPN
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(415)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Birdman and The Lego Movie walk away with top honors at the Producers Guild of America Awards. Bet the Oscars are feeling pretty silly about not nominating The Lego Movie right about now
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
California DMV: "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's going to need commercial plates." Okay, the metaphor got mixed, but you still get the point
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Doctors report it will be at least six months before he will be able to walk a straight line again
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 

Displayed 368 of about 468 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
Advertisement