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405 headlines found matching 'Wal'
Wed July 27, 2016
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Some of the worst drinks ever invented include a whiskey and sarsaparilla cocktail, pancetta-fat-washed bourbon, and a beverage made with the ingredients of a Waldorf salad
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Building a wall 1,000 miles long and 40 feet high would require $711m worth of concrete, a small price to pay to Make America Great Again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers really REALLY love their Cronuts. "One customer did duck out of the line - briefly - to inform the bakery of "the dead guy" spotted on a wooden sidewalk bench some 40 feet from the store"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street: McSell
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, this motorized scooter fight wasn't filmed in a Walmart parking lot or Florida (Not safe for work language)
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not news: If Walmart mails you a $1900 check, it's actually a scam. Fark: People are actually cashing the checks
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Watch a Walmart shoplifter make a low-speed getaway in a motorized scooter
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Chris Davis tries to walk on ball 3, and Manny Machado moves up a base. Nope - it didn't end well. For either
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Gay republican couple thought their 3rd adoption of a surrogate child would be easy, until they ran into a Scott Walker-appointed judge, that is. $400,000+ later, they finally have their child and a Kafkaesque story to go with him
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
His First Post-Convention appearance on "Meet the Press" was a chance for Trump to pivot to center and walk back some of his extremist rhetoric. Instead he said he wanted to EXPAND the Muslim ban and doubled down on withdrawing from NATO AND the WTO
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Wayne walks off stage mid-concert because his audience was too stoned: "Don't ever call me again"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of cameras
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Sat July 23, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New suitcase converts into an electric vehicle that will carry a 180 pound commuter up to six miles on a charge at up to eight miles per hour. "You might never have to walk again"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker waits till Friday afternoon to announce his new appointment to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, why would he do it on a Friday afternoon? OH lordy.. that is not good
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead Season 7 trailer just dropped at SDCC
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Do you miss not having a basketball highlight since the NBA season ended? Highly recruited high school teen solves your mid-summer basketball withdrawal
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Norman Reedus brings back the 'The Walking Dead' Prank Wars: Victim Andrew Lincoln
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like hanging around with the "Wolf of Wall Street" guy while you're making the movie might not have been such a good idea
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of fans walked out of a family-friendly festival after multi-millionaire singer and charity founder Bob Geldof launched a shocking foul-mouthed rant at them for wearing Primark clothing"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US government releases 160-years of walrus data in a single database. Suck it, Snowden
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Not too many murder-suicides involve walking into traffic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is stranded in the crossfire, walking the tightrope between 2016 and trying to run again in 2020. Oddly, he wants to become president because of the floods in Texas and he can't stand the weather here
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Artist builds tiny wall around Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty-seven years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first human to walk on the moon. In honor of that incredible moment in history, here is a moving tribute by the late, great Carl Sagan and the little green men of Kerbal Space Program
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Harrison hits a walk-off Little League homer, then does an interview with ice cubes on his head. Both, very impressive
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Tue July 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
To ensure Russian glory, holes drilled in walls
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global temperatures break record for 14th consecutive month. Maybe we should build a wall or something. I mean, sticking our heads in the sand for 40 years hasn't worked, so try something new
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Basics wallet. Wallet for the minimalist in your life. Basically the tiny house of wallet design. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Two teens play the Star Wars theme on horns from the front sidewalk of a house. Fark: Where the composer of the Lost In Space theme lives. Um, DUHHHH... (w/video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump walks back Muslim ban, now calls for extreme vetting, radical background checks, killer investigations, and farking tubular monitoring
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: I have been around the state and have had 50 listening sessions. Media: Why are we banned and why are they invite only? Doesn't seem like you are really listening to the state. Scott Walker: *smoke bomb*
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The investor class overwhelmingly believes that Hillary would be a beneficial asset to the stock market and Wall Street
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The reality of Walmart's $10 an hour minimum wage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chachi to speak: "He invited me to speak at the convention-which was completely unexpected and out of left field. I mean, he was walking out and I said, 'Mr. Trump, Scott Baio...,' and he said, 'Oh my god. Do you want to speak?' And I said 'Here?'"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do not adjust your screen: The Padres balked it off against the Giants. It's the ultra rare unicorn of walk-offs
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Sat July 16, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Two baby kittens rescued from under a Walmart freezer. Save lives, live better on Caturday
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
This stroller charges your phone so you can play Pokémon Go while walking your baby, but please clean up after your baby
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What company would benefit the most from constructing Trump's border wall? If you guessed a Mexican cement maker, come forward to accept your prize
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People who walk are smarter, richer and probably better-looking than people who drive
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Pokemon Go meets 'The Walking Dead' in mash up video
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
DMC tells the true story of Walk This Way. Boundary-crossing collaboration born of mutual respect? Think more shotgun wedding
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The people of Wal-Mart were not in a good mood today
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down op-ed memory lane with presumptive Republican VP pick Mike Pence
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"A warning has been issued after a gang of squirrels attacked a boy in Cornwall"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Swallowing a thumbtack to win a 200 RMB bet and getting it stuck in your rectum means you lose in the end. Bonus: This bright one also stuck three ballpoint pen tips through his navel into his abdominal cavity
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Charleston RiverDogs walked off in the 10th inning after a 10-minute raccoon delay. Winning just took a little longer than usual
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop walking robot that is evidently a fan of Silver Streak
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(Times Gazette)
 
 
 
So a small town mayor walks into a courtroom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP still has massive security fears over the convention, especially since they're letting open-carry permit holders walk around with what amount to military-grade assault rifles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mr. GOP, build up those walls
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Tue July 12, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
First on the scene of an accident, do you: A) Call 9-1-1, B) Assist victims, or C) Steal the victim's wallet and use his credit card to buy beer and cigarettes?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Off-duty police working a WNBA game walk out after players wear BLM shirts during warmups. Both fans devastated
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The head of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen's Association is literally begging people not to bring guns to the convention, "The last thing in the world we need is anybody walking around here with AR-15s strapped to their back"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP convention now has five speakers: Racist Toupee, Melmacian Ted Cruz, Scott "What's That Smell" Walker, George Washington, and now, Eddie Munster
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Walmart greeter who has worked 20 years, has cerebral palsy and uses a wheelchair is fired for not being able to lift 50 lbs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tea Party film "In Search of Liberty" now in search of a crew after walkout
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh must face Don Lemon regarding the idiotic comments he made about Black Lives Matter and President Obama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wallet inspectors now use Pokémon Go to find victims
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
NYC businesses now being fined for air conditioning the sidewalks
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Sat July 09, 2016
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks forward Jabari Parker vows to protect Obama from Joe Walsh after ominous tweet. Anybody who's seen the Bucks defense know what a hollow promise that is
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Text Adventures III (c) 2016. You are inside a Walmart. You see a woman riding the motorized wheelchair. Underneath the basket is hanging a rabid bat. What do you want to do? _
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is racing in memory of the music tab, while Bubba Wallace was fined and refuses to get over it as the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to Kentucky Speedway for the Drew Curtis "Miss Me Yet" 300 Powered by w00tstout, 8:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How to get fired from your Wall Street hedge fund firm: Rent a $20m mansion in the Hamptons and totally trash it with gun-toting little people and bikini-clad women by having a #Sprayathon party with a thousand people
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You no longer have to wait until Grandpa gets lost walking home to realize he might have Alzheimers
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Thu July 07, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Germany's invasion of France has come down this match. The winner will face Portugal for claim of the best football empire; the loser gets Wales in some sort of weird EU exchange. This is the Euro 2016 Semi-Final Round 2. Match starts at 3pm EDT
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind people not to walk into the police station and behave suspiciously while trying to catch their Pokemons
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop: Your taillight is out. License, please. Driver: Okay, but my wallet is next to my licensed pistol. Cop: BLAM. BLAM BLAM BLAM (warning: graphic)
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
The Waldorf-Astoria hotel is closing in 2017. Statler inconsolable
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a pig taking a cat on a leash for a walk
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders may become a Wall Street sellout and endorse Hillary Clinton as early as next week
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar... to watch Wales in their first ever semifinal vs. Portugal at 3pm EDT
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
News: 30-person brawl at Walmart. Fark: Brawlers armed with baseball bats they looted from the sporting goods section. ULTRAFark: It was the second melee at the same Walmart within four hours
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Tynwald day, on which the Manx celebrate the 1013th anniversary of the world's oldest continuous parliament. Sit down, Iceland, I said "continuous"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman wearing a Trump hat and a Trump button walks into a Mexican restaurant and is shocked, SHOCKED, at how she's treated
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Kenny Chesney fan's drunk walk in Pittsburgh goes viral, epitomizes embarrassing state of mainstream country music
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Following post-Brexit debacle, with winners "walking back" promises and resigning rather than trying to enact them, BBC wonders whether maybe next time they should try to report on facts rather than relying on USA-style "claim/counterclaim reporting"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The suburban Atlanta home of Sheriff Rick Grimes, used in season one of The Walking Dead is for sale for a cool $659K
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Zombie Walk returns to 'San Diego Comic-Con' 2 years after tragedy
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Reddick hit an accidental hole in one when this ball got stuck under the Coliseum wall. This gives a whole new meaning to "the right field gap"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A pro mountain biker takes a cheap Walmart Huffy down a double black diamond trail. Hilarity ensues
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There once was a guy from Setauket, and on the Long Trail he did walk it. His last name is Wang and he did a bad thang, allegedly, though his mugshot says fark it
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Wallpaper, grass cloth, and everything else that was wrong with the 70s is back in style again when it comes to home decor
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
First look at McConaughey as The Man in Black. Walken tag unavailable for comment
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This might sound conspiracy'ish, but rumor has it that walking away from the internet is beneficial for you. So, here's some advice on that
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
John Wes Townley is ready for some vicious hugging, Matt Tifft is out indefinitely because sadly, it is a tumah, and the Waltrips are gone for the season as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Daytona for the Firecracker 250, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A legislative committee has recommended decriminalizing prostitution in Wales and England. This is a reform we can all get behind, or on top of, or even underneath
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Voldemort has a few less horcruxes in his wallet this year
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Walmart to offer free shipping to compete with Amazon. Apparently they're trying to appeal to those who want Walmart's low prices but are too embarrassed to be seen walking into one of their stores
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Inventor creates Wallace and Gromit-style breakfast maker
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Sending texts creates a completely new kind of brain wave, so don't be fooled by that 'Walking Dead' expression
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(How We Get To Next)
 
 
 
Researcher spends a year studying death around the world and where you live accurately predicts how and when you'll die: "Statistics provide that which death often does not: the ability to walk away with more answers than questions" (good read)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA baller Antoine Walker is broke after blowing $108 million, and is now teaching other athletes how not to blow that kind of money
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says Mexican judges on International Court reviewing South China Sea case can't be impartial because they've built a wall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouds, threatens to vote for Trump, maybe later he'll SHOOT THOSE FARKING PUNKS WHO WALKED ON THE GRASS FOR THE LAST TIME
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston would agree to appear as Walter White in 'Better Call Saul' if asked by show creators
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(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy drinks himself silly for eight hours, plows into concrete wall, sues bar because what a bunch of irresponsible jerks
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Get off my lawn" New and improved: "Get off the sidewalk in front of the grocery store And I am not racist" Tag for rational adult intervention
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada lifts requirement for Mexican visas effective December 1. Ha, good luck getting here with that wall in the way
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian robbery: "Gimme your wallet, please." "OK, here. Have a good day" "Thanks, you too"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Mr. Zuckerberg, tear down that wall
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Mon June 27, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm." "Dude, that doesn't apply to these dunes"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wales has culture. Wait a second, that doesn't sound right. Whales have culture. There we go
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Obama simply walks around acting sane and respectable and his popularity ratings keep going up. It's a good time to be a normal President
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
South Korea unveils street signs cautioning pedestrians about the danger of walking and texting. Yeah, they'll see those
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Sat June 25, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Knockout Stage begins for the EURO 2016 with the Suisse vs Poland at 9am, Wales & Northern Ireland at noon, Croatia vs Portugal at 3. Copa America 3rd place match, USA v Colombia at 8pm. Also, MLS action. This is your Saturday Football Thread
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Fri June 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is now a National Monument. Thanks, Obama
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Walmart is the only stock thriving during Brexit madness, proving that after the apocalypse there will only be roaches and Walmarts
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in 8 years, GOP had a walk-off win over the Democrats in this year's Congressional Baseball Game. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scotland and Northern Ireland vow to leave little England wallowing in its own mess
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Not news: Illinois can't afford to send out registration renewal notices without a budget. Fark: Illinois receives $5.24 million windfall from late registration fees as a result
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street and investors are not doing a damned thing until the Brexit vote is over
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Austin News KXAN)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman walks from...well, since you already clicked the link you can read the rest of the headline over there
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five easy steps to making a highlight-reel catch, as shown by five amazing Kevin Pillar catches. #1 - Pretend that walls are more suggestions than physical structures
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here are the technical details of how Christo's latest massive sculpture is allowing people to walk on water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest victims of Wall St. greed: charities
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty the python invades house's guest room after living inside its walls for at least 15 years. It is my belief that this snake was labouring under the misapprehension that he was a cat
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most adorable kitten of them all? WOAH is that really me?
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(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
Old man gets lost in the Capitol building, accidentally walks into GOP lunch gathering
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A giant fluorescent pink slug that only lives on an extinct volcano in New South Wales is under severe threat of global warming. Thanks Al Gore
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Woman takes dressed chicken for a walk in Vladivostok. She was spotted walking a string of sausages before
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Man walks into a bar, sees the teacher who tormented him
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Group B: Russia vs Wales, Slovakia vs England. Russia needs a miracle to avoid elimination. England takes the group with a win. Kick off is at 3 pm EDT on ESPN and ESPN2. This is your Monday Euro 2016 Thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street orders Hillary not to pick Elizabeth Warren as her running mate, so you can tuck that fantasy back under your mattress
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Three men beat NASCAR driver Mike Wallace unconscious, attack his daughter after Rascal Flatts concert
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Corn corn corn Brad Keselowski? Corn corn Erik Jones corn Crayons blue maize? Corn Bubba Wallace corn corn? Corn corn corn NASCORN Xfinity Series corn corn Iowa Speedway corn American Ethanol E15 250, corn corn 1:30 PM ET corn Fox Corn 1. Corn
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Catster)
 
 
 
Spartan, a kitten with a deformed paw, learns to walk into his new home just in time for Caturday
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins was almost 'The Walking Dead's' Negan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First you could use it as a prison wallet and now you can use it as a prison jewelry box. Is there anything the rectum cant do?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House to build bigger, possibly transparent, wall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and wall
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Campus Rush)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, you've been high, maybe had an out-of-body experience. But have you ever been so high that you've painted a 20-story mural of Bill Walton riding a jackalope in downtown Tuscon?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's not news when a MLB pitcher walks a batter, however it IS headlines when Clayton Kershaw whose strikeout-to-walk ratio is 20:1, issues a base on balls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mexicans take time out from paying for the wall to reflect on the US Presidential election. "Having a woman as a U.S. president would empower women across Latin America, in terms of politics"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On Fresh Air yesterday they exposed the secret plan the GOP used to control congress in 2010, if the DNC only read the Wall Street Journal and had seen Karl Rove's ad revealing it they might have stopped it
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is shocked, SHOCKED that polls show half of Wisconsin thinks the state on the wrong track, because that's not what he hears at listening sessions where questions are screened and approved before the event
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: "Why Luke Skywalker Is To Blame for the Orlando Shootings." Then it gets weird
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Visa is upset that its indentured serfs are being treated like pawns by Walmart who sees them as economic vassals
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 6 of the Euro 2016 has Wales and England starting at 9am ET. The noon match is Ukraine vs Northern Ireland. At 3:00, Germany vs. Poland. Copa Amercia has USA vs. Ecuador in Seattle at 9:30. This is your Thursday Fútbol Discussion Thread
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Walmart shoppers weren't able to watch for falling prices as they were blinded by smoke after someone lit off fireworks in the store
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The body of the two-year-old boy who was snatched by an alligator at a Walt Disney World resort last night has been found. And it turns out he was in the water at the time of the attack
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(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Sprinter Oscar Pistorius walks blazingly slow without prosthetic legs to earn court's sympathy before murder sentencing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sanford Wallace has been sent a message. Click this link to find out more
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nike introduces new golf shoe technology for a better swing. Or at least designed to lighten the wallets of gullible golfers who want a better swing
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can you drive your car into a bay, strip off all your clothes, walk into a complete stranger's house and sleep it off, greet them and the police officer the next morning, and face no charges
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio's old roommate, disgraced financier to the stars and the real wolf of Wall Street, is dead at 53
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Strange new molecule in space could solve a major mystery about life. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now & then, get some walking in, try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds & nations
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New British survey shows the favorite karaoke songs chosen by fathers just in time for Father's Day. So if you ask your dad if he'll stop singing Wonderwall, he'll say maybe
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The origin stories behind 11 uniquely strange baseball terms. "The first thing to know about the walk-off: you've been saying it wrong"
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
"While you can find almost anyone from all walks of life slinging beer at American baseball stadiums, in Japan, this role is filled exclusively by young women." (w/ pic)
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police responding to active shooter situation at a Amarillo, TX Wal-Mart. Shooter may have hostages. UPDATE: Suspect dead, no other injuries reported
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Walgreens severs all ties to 'revolutionary' blood-testing startup. Theranos apparently didn't understand that when you play a long con, you have to get out before the mark does
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney blames Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsay Graham, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry for not stopping Trump
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Walmart rolls out the Extortion Express to Visa
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
In a perfect encapsulation of today's GOP, Trump pauses a speech and walks off camera to hug one of the American flags behind him while his supporters chant "build that wall"
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Sat June 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police officers go deep undercover to a) infiltrate a drug cartel b) uncover terrorist operations c) pose as panhandlers by the side of the road, writing tickets to drivers who take off their seatbelts to get at their wallets to give them money
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(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Always check the Walmart parking lot for cowboy on horseback before trying to steal a bicycle
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Fri June 10, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Democrats suddenly decide building a wall is a great idea
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
Hey, New York, you have only 500 years to raise your seawalls by 7 inches. Start the paperwork
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you want to enjoy the moment San Francisco turns into Blade Runner, you'd better park your car in Walnut Creek
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joffrey, Cersei, Walder Frey, Meryn Trant, The Daily Mail, Tywin Lannister, the Red Woman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Real Hobbits once walked the Earth. And walked. And walked. And walked
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Wed June 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ photographer recreates 'The Walking Dead' scenes with children under 7. Resulting backlash is more interesting than the show
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fashionistas wowed by clips of dapper NBA players walking into arenas. "I'm like, wow, that's really amazing that they're doing a lighting production to create a video of this, their own version of the red carpet. They're really producing this shot"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
ISIS posts "Kill List" targeting 8,318 random Americans from all walks of life. Die, Navin R. Johnson
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just had full hip replacement surgery on June 2nd. Double PT exercises yesterday and doubled down on reps today. Walked 2 miles yesterday and looking at 4 today. Recommend some good work out tunes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's recent attacks on Judge Curiel were enough to make Scott Walker reconsider his support for the nominee. SCOTT WALKER, let that sink in for a minute
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The sky is blue, the grass is green, the Pope is Catholic, and Doctor Who fans haven't seen the last of Clara Oswald
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Co-owners of building take 200 years to agree on renovations. Maybe that's why the previous tenant walked out after 3 days
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember Rolling Jubilee? The Occupy Wall Street group that did the whole "buying debt and forgiving it" thing before John Oliver? Didn't think so, but now they're mad at Oliver for stealing their idea
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Activist walks on broken glass with four snakes in his mouth because deforestation
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wall Street destabilized by General Mills' "Tiny Toast" announcement. I'm cereal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina High School principal sees nothing wrong with prank in which white students built a Trump wall in common area to keep Latinos out. Stay classy down there, guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary: Welp. this one's dead. Sanders: No I'm not, I'm still alive. CNN: He says he's not dead. Sanders: I could go for a walk. Clinton: No you can't, you're very close to dead. CNN: Listen...I could *WHAP* Clinton: Thanks. See you in November?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Mikey Waltrip's favorite race of the year and Joey Logano is getting a coat of primer as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Pocono for the Axalta "We Paint Wieners" 400, Noon ET on Fox Sports 1. Wait, it's "Winners"? Well that makes no sense (Race rescheduled)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hobart and his "Funnies" - the specialized tanks that helped the Allies blast their way through Hitler's Atlantic Wall 72 years ago today
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever walked into a sliding glass door that you thought was open? Well this is exactly like that EXACTLY
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Sat June 04, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I was watching tv and all of a sudden - boom I mean you know and one of my deals came falling down off the wall," said Paulyn West
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Dog walks into a tavern and starts telling the bartender bad jokes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"It's bright and sweet, but difficult to swallow," says owner of Mongolia's only gay bar (Not safe for work images)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart partnering with ride share programs Uber and Lyft to begin delivering groceries to people who like using cheap, crowdsourced taxis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like someone on Wall Street will stand trial for the housing collapse after all
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Taking a walk through the stock market? Beware, bears ahead
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Thu June 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
What time is it when a dumbass touches a clock on the museum wall?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man laments slow pace while walking legless pet. What a drag
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
For the end of the school year, teacher has students write down prejudices on paper then posts them on the wall. Since this ended up on Fark, you know how well it turned out
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's husband had to have emergency open chest surgery last week b/c of an aortic aneurysm. He is up and walking w/a giant stapled incision from the neck down past the ribcage. Need tattoo suggestions to cover that are creative
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
2016 could make 2000 look like a walk in the park because of something which hasn't happened since 1800
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One-minute Tasty cooking videos are sweeping Facebook and littering your wall. One person investigates whether these comfort-food recipes can be made just like in the videos, and the answer will not astound you
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It was a lovely walk in the park. Until the agitated moose spotted them
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal sees Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party as an "honorable alternative" to people who can't stomach Trump. This might help Johnson's candidacy, but also might irritate true Libertarians. Feel the Johnson
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five ways to try and put Clayton Kershaw's insane strikeout-to-walk ratio into context. There's been no one quite like him. Ever
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"My wife thinks I'm crazy just because I Iike cats." "Why, there's nothing crazy about liking cats. I like cats myself." "Really? You should come to my house, I've got 81 of them stacked to the ceiling along a 12-foot wall"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even "Fox New Sunday" host Chris Wallace is forced to call BS when Trump's campaign manager claims the polls show Trump ahead with female and Hispanic voters, since Trump is actually losing those demographics by 14 and 39 points respectively
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Top Trump aide forced to walk back remark after accidentally speaking some truth
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news weekend here is a Plymouth man named Paul Farrer who thinks he looks like The Walking Dead's Daryl Dixon (with pic)
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
"All they need to do is enter an amount less than £30, touch the device on the pocket containing your wallet and money can be automatically transferred out of your account. It's that easy"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perpetual sad clown Robert Reich says it's time for "Clinton and Sanders supporters to swallow some tough medicine." And that medicine is HILLARY '16
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(Bahamas 242)
 
 
 
If you stonewall appointments long enough, they look after themselves
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bobby the cocker spaniel goes for a walk, falls down a well, survives for two weeks by licking condensation off the well's wall and eating insects before being found. "We took him home for scrambled eggs and a bath"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wheeler Walker Jr. offers 12 dirty country songs that inspired the genius behind the greatest country album of a the year
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"If you walked aboard a cruise ship ... and saw a peroxided captain strutting the deck and hollering about his prowess as a navigator and how popular he is with his passengers, you would pick up your bags and head for the gangway" - Garrison Keillor
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Things to do when you are drunk and partially naked: Watch GoT, eat Chef Boyardee directly from the can....things not to do: Greet children as they walk to the school bus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
First pictures of Cecil the Lion's 'grandcubs' who walk close to the spot where he was shot and DAAAWWWW
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(Time)
 
 
 
American capitalism is broken, and Wall St. is to blame
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
With both JaWalrus and Johnny Foosball available, the Saints struggle to see the need in paying Brees
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy defies all expectations, continues to not die. In fact, it's feeling much better. Is even thinking of taking a little walk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you are supposed to walk the dog, actually walk it instead of dragging the dog behind your truck
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever ridden with someone who uses the accelerator like an on/off switch? So long lunch, hope the sidewalk enjoys it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Trump "I have the best X with Y, they love me" MadLib utter bullshiat is brought to you by 'Financial Relationships' and 'Large Banks and Wall Street firms'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There are hidden poems embedded in the sidewalks of Boston that can only be seen when it rains. There once was a man from Nantucket
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Everyone except A.J. Hinch lost track of the count when Jake Marisnick drew a walk. Counting can be difficult
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A rundown of the series premiere of Preacher, which shows promise. Moreso than Fear the Walking Dead
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New wristband linked to the wearer's bank account can be programmed to give a shock when the person spends too much money, walks into the Apple Store
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead showrunner Dave Erickson discusses the midseason finale, which sees the cast trying to escape Herschel's farm and whether or not [REDACTED] is dead and why his show is more than idiots doing idiot things [Warning: spoilers]
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
Video
 
I don't know what to say.... so here's a pig running down the sidewalk during a hailstorm
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
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Sun May 22, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand plot a way out of the mansion? Will Sea Coral do something incredibly stupid? Or will Alicia be the one to set up the cliffhanger? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Midseason Finale Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jon and Sansa have reunited, and Littlefinger is against the wall. Daenerys topples the naysayers. And the White Walkers loom in the wintery distance. Will Brienne pierce the Vale? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns walk out as champion? Shall Roman overcome the odds? Can this underdog find a way to win? Is there any hope for Roman? I really hope Roman wins. I dunno what I would do if he lost. WWE Extreme Rules, starts at 7PM with a pre-show
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, did you hear the one about 3 mayors who walk into an elevator?
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man swallows live goldfish at fair to 'impress mates', gets banned from owning a fish for 5 years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB competition committee agrees to make changes to strike zone and intentional walks, getting to the point that baseball players may have to do a golf swing to avoid a strike
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Trump challenges Hillary to release her list of potential SC judges. Hillary states she will as soon as she gets around to releasing her Wall Street speeches
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The dregs of Twitter are trolling Patton Oswalt over his dead wife because he dared to suggest movie critics should see a movie before they pan it
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"I remember like feeling the bear was swallowing me. I remember feeling like I was in the bear's mouth or throat. It was very wet"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the secret and Wall Street-y money funding a Clinton super PAC's anti-Trump ad blitz
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart keeps getting negative publicity but apparently its customers aren't paying any attention
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Travis Wood loads the bases with nobody out in the 12th, miraculously gets out of it, then draws a bases-loaded walk for the game winning RBI in the 13th. "Only the Cubs" has a new meaning this year
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In a first for Wisconsin, the state Supreme Court actually takes a stand against a portion of the infamous Act 10, handing a rare defeat to Scott Walker. Conservative reaction was swift: How DARE they not do what we paid them to do
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
AMC orders 'Heroes And Villains: The History Of Comic Books' series from 'The Walking Dead' creator Robert Kirkman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Planning to visit Tamil Nadu in Southeast India? Better get going before they take away your right to drink booze and pass out on the sidewalk with all the broken glass
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Delabar becomes the only pitcher since 1974 to walk 4 straight batters with the bases already loaded. It's a nice day for a leisurely stroll around the park
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia woman walks into a Florida clinic to get a Brazilian butt-lift, because butts in West Virginia aren't big enough already
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does that gum you swallow hang out in your gut for 7 years? Here comes the science
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people die alone. Some people die after banging their heads on the wall while having 'vigorous sex' with a transsexual prostitute in Thailand. Only one will win you posthumous glory around here
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker brings the Force with him to breakfast with Irish teen who has cancer and makes his day without breaking his idol bubble
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ewan McGregor to play Jesus Christ. The idea came from all of those people muttering "Jesus Christ" as they walked out of the Star Wars prequels
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Times are so tough for Wall Street, incentive and bonus pay will decline 5-10% this year
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Court accuses RunKeeper of also keeping your walks, sleeps, coffee breaks, bathroom trips, etc
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Pearce conquers the Tropicana Field catwalk and catches a ricocheting popup ... despite the architectural feature's best efforts of denial
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I think the episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks from 1990 where they play a song about peace at the end and the sound from the speakers knocks down the Berlin wall is one of the best cartoon episodes EVER
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will the Abigail make it to the alleged safety of Mexico? Will Luis prove a valuable addition to the crew? Will Junkie Depp prove his worth? Will Sea Coral be angsty? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle walker
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar offers Portland theme with Oregon craft beers, salads topped with PNW fruit, and scrap of PDX carpet on wall. "The current appeal of American cities to Japanese diners highlights a shift in what type of U.S. cool gets the most attention"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
You can swallow an origami robot now to retrieve any other foreign objects you might have dropped down your taquito hole
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure looks like Mexico is planning on paying for that wall
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Officers know Walmart is such a regular trouble spot that they routinely show up without being called
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead's' Norman Reedus and Steven Yeun come to the rescue of car crash victims
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Slow news day: Man walks his 155-pound tortoise around town
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
FDIC says instances of departing employees walking out with thumb drives containing personal banking information on 160,000 U.S. residents were 'inadvertent' data breaches -- except in one case
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump takes aim at Jeff Bezos' wallet. "Amazon has a huge antitrust problem"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus, aka Daryl from The Walking Dead, is getting his own reality show where he travels the country on a motorcycle with other famous people like Peter Fonda and does cool stuff. God willing we don't lose Fonda to the zombies this season
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just re-re-upped to ask how to get rid of dead animal smell coming from a dead animal inside my wall
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Wed May 11, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart: We can't come out and say "we don't want to pay extra because Visa wants us to allow chip card customers to sign for their cards" because we can't replace the POS swipers fast enough. Let's sue them instead
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins ballboy does his ballboy duty, protects fan with diving catch over the wall. All about that ballboy life
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
The hottest new app: The Donald Trump Wall-Building Game
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Air traveler lets her fingers do the walking, and the feds are now involved
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bitcoin: The savior of Wall St-OH GOD WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Scientists debunk theory that massive killer walruses once waddled the earth. Here comes the Pelagiarctos
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you put Johnny Carson, Robin Williams, Walter Lantz and an animated Woody Woodpecker on the same stage in 1979 for the 51st Academy Awards
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Mon May 09, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Walmart confirms payment cards compromised in Virginia; bank accounts drained. Tens of dollars lost, we assume
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steve Wynn laments that the house always wins, on Wall Street
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals did not have an official at-bat Sunday against the Chicago Cubs, not because he was benched but because he was walked 7 times
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and Travis escape the pirates? Will Junkie Depp and Strand get more than five minutes of screen time? Will Madison continue to take charge? Why was this renewed? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
It's time for a day of juleps and funny hats and horsies and three hours of buildup for a minute of disappointing action. No, this isn't about my sex life, it's the 142nd Renewal of the Kentucky Derby, coverage begins at 4 PM ET on NBC
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Yasiel Puig hanging out at the top of the CN Tower, 1,100 feet high, taking an intentional walk
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says Trump's record needs to be examined. Well, that first album sucked so bad, the record company wouldn't even put out his second. Let's face it, Trumpy and the Wall Climbers was just not moving any units
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whole Foods 1Q sales fall 3% as consumers are no longer tricked into buying the exact same mealy apples you could get at Walmart for half the price
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla shoots for the moon, vows to deliver 1 million electric cars per year by 2020, blows away Wall Street analysts with enthusiasm at giving more Americans that sweet electric-car tax break
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Walmart is bringing the greeters back
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's deportation plan and giant Great Racist Wall of Mexico will hurt the US economy
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British PM urges the jug-eared Leicester smug who spruiks Walker's crisps to present Match of the Day in his pants
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trayce Thompson's majestic moonshot was the latest victim of Tropicana Field's catwalk rule. Behold the disappearing home run
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt's eulogy to his wife. "She hasn't left a void. She's left a blast crater"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
You know that place on that freeway fence where Trump had to climb in order to get to his California rally, because of all the protests? That's the new hot spot to get your selfie taken. It's derisively known as Trump's wall
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Mon May 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Hawks say they match-up well against the Cavs. Uh huh...we'll find out tonight starting at 7PM. Then, in the late game at 9:30PM, we'll see if the Thunder have any game left after their Game One walloping by the Spurs. Both games on TNT
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which featured pirates, flashbacks, stupid decisions, and a guy floating thanks to a balloon. It's like the worst remake of Gilligan's Island ever conceived. This show just hates its audience
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand keep bonding? Will Sea Coral do something dumb? Will Alicia ride a bike? Find out in Blood in the Streets [THEY'RE ON A BOAT. STREETS, NOT WATER?] It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After a year, fans will get the USDA recommended dose of Bran, who's learning from the Raven. Arya gains strength, and Sansa stands firm. Will it matter as the White Walkers loom? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Walt Whitman, moonlighting as an advice columnist on "Manly Health" was a big proponent of neck beards and cold showers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
L.A. Lakers announce Luke Walton will be the next head coach to be fired
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
TEPCO admits its new Fukushima ice wall is not watertight because, well, it's ice
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil 1Q profit falls from $4.94 billion to $1.81 billion, the smallest since 1999. Or in Wall Street terms, just a trickle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man parks his car behind police van, raises his trunk to block the speed camera, celebrates by walking to the pub
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a bee pulling a nail out of a brick wall
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Thu April 28, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs made a large scale mass exodus out of Europe 100 million years ago. Apparently it had something to do with someone threatening to keep them from moving into other countries by building a wall
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
13 epic movie sets that were actually miniature models. Take a sneak peek behind the fourth wall
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Wed April 27, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The headline: "How I Found Love In a Sweaty Hole in the Wall." The article: Well, let's just say it doesn't live up to the headline
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Watch an F-22 run the famous Mach Loop in Wales. F-35 reportedly still stuck in that roundabout from European Vacation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple: We made $50.5B in revenue last quarter. Wall St: ONLY $50.5? RELEASE THE HOUNDS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to announce his foreign policy plans today...or..."People always tell me. They tell me they love walls. They want me to build walls. That's what people say"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The online contest to name a cute pair of baby eaglets is now over. Freedom and Liberty beat out other entries such as Stars and Stripes, Riker and Pickard, and Statler and Waldorf
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You know The Walking Dead is a scary show when even Lego can't make it cute and cuddly. But then again can baseball bats wrapped in razor wire ever be cute and cuddly?
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Okay, last time: You can't walk your dog from a moving car
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States is considered the land of the free, yet it is illegal to walk freely in most of the United States
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Overheard one side of a phone conversation when walking past a bus stop: "She said she accidentally gave him a hand job." Um, accidentally?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead producer discusses why the characters are such goddamned morons
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri April 22, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You're batting .156 and making $21,000,000. Do you a) take more time in the batting cage, b) look at video to identify weaknesses or c) tinker with the music that plays when you walk up to bat?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren rips the Securities and Exchange Commission for allowing billionaire Steven Cohen back in the hedge fund game for Wall Street boys just months after he failed to supervise a convicted insider trader
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Rambo + The Walking Dead + The Hills Have Eyes = Hell Yes, Baby
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
People, with or without alcohol, take Ambien and wake up to find themselves in a police station, with no memory of how they got there or where the walrus went
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Doug 'Nostalgia Critic' Walker defends and discusses the practice of Fair Use and why YouTube sometimes seems to be run by drunken lemurs
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
♫ They're going down: Alphabet on Wall Street / Conf'rence call, earnings they didn't meet / But it sure beats being Yahoo (pause) / Who's obsolete (Yeah, yeah, yeah...) ♫
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Letting a full page ad for genocide deniers through is no way to run a paper, Wall Street Journal
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh can't complain, but sometimes he still does, like when you tell him a show in Cleveland is a nonpartisan benefit concert for veterans and then he finds out it's actually the launch of the Republican National Convention
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Wed April 20, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Even God hates Walmart
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Well there certainly won't be any conflicts of interests for Twitter's new Managing Director for Greater China just because she used to work for the PLA and has ties to the Great Firewall. Nope, none at all
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Just what you've always wanted: the suit Lee Harvey Oswald wore on his wedding day
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
When asked why he made the trip to Walmart, all Barnett said was "tacos"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton warns that Bernie Brahs will 'shoot every third person on Wall Street' instead of dealing with the situation discreetly, like Vince Foster
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' Lena Headey explains why she didn't get naked for the Walk of Shame, hits back at pervs who can't figure out how to simply freeze-frame '300'
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If this recap of Fear the Walking Dead doesn't prove to you the show is just idiots doing idiot things, then there is probably no hope for you
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, John, what's up with the wallpaper in the ladies shower? Doesn't seem practical
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
To mark the 30th anniversary of Chernobyl, here's a walking tour of the Exclusion Zone
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Sat April 16, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker...you are NOT the father
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Day of the Walking Red
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Social justice group sets up "wall" on Caroll University campus where stories and posters can be posted to highlight immigration policy problems. Group gets mad when Trump supporters counter-protest by putting up their posters on the wall
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
We have to fear 'The Walking Dead' for a third season
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AL Gov admits that sure, using a state police helicopter to bring him his wallet that he left behind while fleeing his house during a Christmas Day fight with his wife over the affair he was having LOOKS bad, but he never said to use a HELICOPTER
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fly ball gets stuck in Tropicana Field catwalk, Francisco Lindor immediately ducks and covers. IT'S RAINING BASEBALLS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie square off in the former's home state of New York, with 291 delegates up for grabs. Will Hillary show teeth on Wall Street? Will Bernie flip-flop on guns? It's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Korean announcers' call of Dae-Ho Lee's walk-off homer is as amazing as you thought it might be. They were just a little bit excited
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden-shoed walker
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)