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374 headlines found matching 'Wal'
Sat April 29, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Vox)
 
 
 
American Airlines gave its workers a raise. Wall Street freaked out. "This is frustrating. Labor is being paid first again. Shareholders get leftovers"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Why Obama getting rich off Wall Street speeches is problematic
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Generation X'ers have a jones for molly. That's a Hot Dog Jones for Molly Ringwald, as the '80's teen queen debuts as Archie's mom tonight on an all new "Riverdale" CW 9PM EDT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you a contractor interested in doing work on Trump's border wall? I hope you weren't planning on bidding on any state contracts in California, New York or Rhode Island afterwards
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: We just don't understand why millennials won't trust all their money to us, just like their parents did
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
So how does RobinHood make money? It starts by taking $500M in assets out of Wall Street firms, then raises $110M in venture cap, and charges clients monthly fees for having a margin account, which is sorta like robbing both the rich AND the poor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wants the US to use the $14 billion seized from El Chapo to pay for Trump's wall. That's... that might actually work
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Enzi says men who walk into bars wearing tutus "are asking for it"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes a touching tribute to his late wife on the 1-year anniversary of her death
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European tornadoes are an unrecognized threat, say U.K. meteorologists who want to build a wall on the Channel
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mexico builds wall around blindness-causing disease
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Note to Americans: You can't just walk around Canada with a loaded gun. Sorry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All and all, Trump won't insist on the wall
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump: Someday, at a later date, not today but in the future, possibly the near future but maybe a little further, we can't know for sure, Mexico will pay--possibly with money but perhaps something else like wampum or donkeys or mohair--for the wall
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"How to avoid huge walls" should be required reading for a captain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bangkok vows to rid city of unsightly, smelly street food stalls that block sidewalks and create pedestrian chaos. NYC officials: "Wait, they can do that?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber starts to work to win back former users who deleted their app by...graffitiing a wall
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kroger now sees Walmart's tail lights pulling away in the great U.S. grocery department race
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front page of the Bangor Daily News: Colon to visit Waldo County General Hospital. Nobby Nobbs seen skulking around, pilfering small items
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga is bringing her walking hut to Berkeley to troll liberal protestors. Because she's just that committed to attention whor, erm, free speech
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Wed April 19, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel grants guest's strange request. Where's the Walken tag when you need it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before. So a Trump cabinet secretary and a Russian billionaire walk into a business deal together
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first scientific evidence of a higher state of consciousness has been found in people tripping on acid. Damn straight, dude, I told you the walls could breathe
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Making harassing calls while walking around in your underwear is no way to go through life, grandma
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in Texas polls show that 61% of respondents oppose building a border wall. However if you apply mathemagical formulae to subtract all the non-citizens responding illegally to the poll, the border wall is favored by 96.8% of Texans
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Words you like to hear while walking along greenway: Peaceful, serene, pleasant. Words you don't like to hear while walking along greenway: Snake mating ball
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un has copyrighted his awful haircut in North Korea, meaning no one else can walk around looking like a third-rate Shemp Howard
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Walmart shoppers forget they're not in a Chuck-E-Cheese
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So have you heard the one about the Russian man who walked into a computer store with a rooster and geese in his suitcase?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Campfires banned at Walt Disney World. Man, the waiting lines must be intense this time of year
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionary officially recognizes "Sonic Screwdriver" as a legitimate turn of phrase, though they still refuse to define "Clara Oswald" as "sticking around two years too long"
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nanten the lonesome penguin becomes Internet sensation for standing apart from other penguins at Kyoto zoo and staring at wall. Fans call her cute, hope she finds a fella
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife asks me to wipe my dog's paws, penis and butt with a pet-friendly grooming wipe after walks before he walks around the house and lay on the furniture. Does anyone else do this, or is it just us?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says "hopefully" tax reform will pass this year. After that, Congress can "hopefully" get back to work on the failed border wall, health care, travel ban, beating ISIS, the infrastructure, jobs
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Fri April 14, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Auto insurance companies reveal secret tips - If you're married, drive a white car, and take out your policy in the morning - you'll probably get a bargain, even if you end up driving into a wall
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors continue not to notice the big red flag being raised on Wall Street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For GoT fans, new theories emerge about who really orchestrated the red wedding, and who actually controls the white walkers
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Data says 95% of all Americans bought something at Walmart last year, stopped at McDonald's on the way home
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Down 7-0 in the ninth? No problem for the Tennessee Smokies, who walked it off, 7-8. We missed you, Minor League Baseball
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So a guy with a samurai sword walks into a bar
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a clown and a wolf walk into a Florida 7-Eleven
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moguls at top entertainment-based cable networks like Viacom, Discovery and AMC are working on $20/mo streaming bundle that includes zero regional sports channels, no Big Four networks, and no ESPN. Walking Dead and Shark Week fans can't wait
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street is not too keen on Trump and his foot in mouth disease
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart slashes hundreds of corporate jobs. Executives will finally find out what it's like to shop at Walmart
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police seeking suspect who shot at locks inside store. To steal high-end electronics. At Walmart
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street gets on board as Delta's 1Q profit causes stock to take off
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth in Canada
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Walk-off bunt alert
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cat climbs outfield wall at Marlins Park and sits stunned at the monstrosity that stands at the top
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Tue April 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' cast missing Paul Walker. If only Paul Walker could say the same about that lamp post
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windowed wall
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Online dating site matches people by their credit scores. Apparently so people with a score of 400 know that their first date will be taking the bus to McDonald's and then walking to the dollar store
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reason #18 why cats are better than dogs: You won't get into a gunfight over who has to walk the cat
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy Inception Day to Blade Runner replicant Leon Kowalski
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some of the proposed designs for Trump's wall include drones, a toxic moat, remote-operated disintegration rays, random drunken Texans with guns, a three-hundred mile minefield. OK, some of those are made up but try to guess which ones
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Sun April 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are winning the war against the Wall
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Wall Street banks look to invest in platinum mining. News: On asteroids. Fark: Potential value of $66 billion
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know what The Walking Dead needs? A time jump
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken reads The Three Little Pigs like only he can. Fark bonus: typo in text states he did this in 1933
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Friedman comes out from the NY Times paywall to assure us that the next six months will determine whether we can get a decent outcome out of Syria
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan and Walking Dead's Robert Kirkman join forces on 'Invincible' movie
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Walking Dead's' Jeffrey Dean Morgan will battle giant monsters with Dwayne Johnson in 'Rampage'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Weapons of mass destruction, MIT, mental breakdown, Walther P22, silencer, obliterated serial number, Scientology, Las Vegas, Mork
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sorry, but you're under arrest for that Putin as a gay clown image you have on your wall. You're hurting pooty-poot's feelings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans are responsible for only 3% of health care costs. The other half are the ones you see standing in front of you at Walmart
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street downgrades Alphabet to just vowels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street bracing for when Trump goes to eleven
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In his annual letter to investors JP Morgan Chase CEO says there is "something very wrong" with the United States, before cataloging a whole host of social ills that he seems to forget were largely created by him and his Wall Street buddies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work in a busy metro and often jaywalk if it's clear. Last week I checked both ways and started walking; a woman across the street saw me and started walking and was hit by a car, assuming it was safe. Is it my fault she got hit?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Kroger has a plan that will make Walmart and Target shake in their wee little boots
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Grab 'im by the wallet. You can do anything
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Mon April 03, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at some border wall proposals. Oh jeez, are they serious?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The seventh season finale of The Walking Dead was a different sort of frustrating, as things came to a head as Hilltop, Alexandria, and The Kingdom showed where they stood with Negan, and it seems war is as inevitable [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
New MLB intentional walk debuted on Sunday night and was so fast you probably missed it
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Behold, Pharaoh, your new Pyramid." "Uh, why do the walls look like that?" "Well, it's our first attempt, sir"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The showrunner of The Walking Dead claims that season 8 will be more intense and melt people's minds
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cubs on pace to finish 162 games out, lose 81 of those in walkoff fashion
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Robber: Gimme all your money. Teller: (walks away). Robber: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (walks away)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since it worked so magnificently for unemployment benefits, Scott Walker proposes drug testing Medicaid recipients
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
The whispers of war loom over the Alexandrians, Saviors, and Kingdom as Oceanside straddles the line. Will Sasha survive? Will Rick brood? Will Negan ham it up? Who lives? Who dies? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought making your slinky walk down the stairs was cool
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Oh look at him posing for the camera. What a cute lil' prince of Wales. Oh, and the animals are cute too
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Walmart and Amazon are having an all out price war, and the companies whose products they sell fear that they may end up being the losers here
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(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday Christopher Walken. Fark really needs to bring back the 'Walken' tag for at least one day a year
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The eleven best first episodes in television history. Remember when The Walking Dead used to be good?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump sends letter to Congress outlining his demands for NAFTA renegotiation. The letter reportedly was in crayon and had a cartoon of Trump standing in front of a wall, pointing with his comically huge hands at an eagle, scrawled on it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Increased smartphone usage" leading to distracted walkers is one of the reasons being cited for the 25 percent increase in automobile-related pedestrian deaths in recent years. So, they're justified, is what I'm hearing
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While the US is making up its mind with the Wall, Canada is looking at Mexico saying "We could make business, you and I"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hispanic contractors who submitted bids to build Trump's wall surprised to discover that other Hispanics aren't their friends anymore
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The Rio Grande, what side of the river are you going to put the wall? We're not going to put it on our side and cede the river to Mexico." -current Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Woman dressed as Target employee walks out with $40,000 worth of iPhones. Police hope to recover all three iPhones soon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Eric Swalwall: This is what the cover-up to a crime looks like, especially when the perpetrators are named Moe, Larry, and Curly
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a man walking a kangaroo down a Detroit street
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Girl who is standing up to Wall Street's bull to continue her silent protest through February 2018
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal is not dead, is getting better, thinks it'll go for a walk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And now Conservatives are challenging climate change denier and walking environmental disaster Scott Pruitt as they realize we really need this planet
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two surfers address a California city council meeting pitching an idea for a Paul Walker statue to be erected because we live in "gnarly" times and "2017 has been a bummer so far"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It has come to Wall Street's attention that Trump is full of shiat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"How far along has The Walking Dead really progressed this season? We've spent far too long watching these characters search for guns." And that is, perhaps, what is at season seven's core as this recap for "Something They Need" shows
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Sun March 26, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
People with absolutely nothing to do in life plan to ban people walking six dogs at once
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Sasha finds herself in the Saviors camp. Rick embarks on a side quest as war against Negan looms. Will Maggie and Daryl continue to bond? Find out in "Something They Need". The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lil' wall climber kid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RNC PR-BS: White House will court moderate Democrats on the border wall-containing tax plan, possibly bypassing the House Freedom Caucus
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"I think The Walking Dead can be on the air as long as The Simpsons"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering when somebody was going to make an opera out of Pink Floyd's The Wall, well, wonder no longer. However, you'll have to go to Montreal to see it
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Sat March 25, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
♫ And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg, Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if... I won't have to walk no more. And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south, Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if... I won't have to talk ♫
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(UPI)
 
 
 
120-foot-long escape tunnel found under Mexican prison. Which was, amazingly enough, surrounded by very tall walls. Well built walls, even. It's almost like this could be a metaphor for something
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump comes out with withdrawal method for GOP package
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lance Wallnau, crazed Storm Trumper pastor, believes his prayer efforts are saving Trump from leaks and witchcraft
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt delivers jokes from Mike Huckabee's Twitter feed, bombs spectacularly
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Live spacewalk at the ISS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fourth astronaut to walk on the moon knows we are not alone, explains why he thinks aliens haven't visited Earth yet
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS announces renewals of a dozen shows, in case you're wondering what will still be playing on your grandpa's TV when he dozes off watching Jeopardy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking piece of garbage and noted hypocrite Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) proposes using facial recognition software to track illegal immigrants
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(Laser Focus World)
 
 
 
Swallow a pill, get a colonoscopy. No tube up the rear
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Payless to file for bankruptcy because Americans now only walk between their refrigerator and couch
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
One simply does not tiptoe pass the customs officials into mainland China from Hong Kong with 1,000 diamonds in his shoes when he has a case of the walking blues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay a guy in a green camo jacket just walked pass my house with a ferret attached to each of his shoulders. Should I be afraid? ...couldn't tell it they were alive or dead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock markets sink worldwide as traders begin to question Trump's ability to deliver on his economic promises. The guys on Wall Street are JUST NOW realizing Trump is full of shiat? And they want us to trust them with OUR money?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dateline: March 22. You are feverishly trying to spit out a competent story for Heart of Farkness 2 when suddenly, your cat walks across your keyboard and submits the story. What do you do? You come here. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When the Wall Street Journal compares you to 'a drunk' clinging to 'an empty gin bottle' in a scathing editorial, your Presidency is basically over, man. Sad
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There is no better way to scream for attention than to ride your horse through the aisles of a Walmart and then post video of it to your Facebook page
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After a $5 million injury settlement. San Diego decides that making property owners responsible for sidewalk maintenance is not all it's cracked up to be
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can't steal 22 liquor bottles from Walgreens. Thief: Hold my beer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Farking idiotic are Trump supporters? They chant Build the Wall while vacationing in Mexico. They may want to check out Snopes for the vacation pics story
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The S&P 500 and Dow have now gone 109 days without a 1% decline. Wall Street: Let it ride
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
How can politicians really say they're making America great again when they keep trying to ban RV camping in Walmart parking lots?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason crashes multi-million dollar McLaren F1 GTR into...wait for it...a wall
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "The Other Side," another middling episode of The Walking Dead that nevertheless managed to have a few important character building moments with Maggie, Daryl, Jesus, and even Sasha, though she acted incredibly stupid [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Walmart to start using drones for in-store delivery of packages. Or as Walmart customers will consider that, target practice
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Will Maggie and Daryl evade The Saviors as they surprise Hilltop? Will Father Gabriel continue to be the new Carl? Will Carol and Morgan lay down the law? Find out in The Other Side. It's your The Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM EDT on AMC
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Trump wants the Mexican border wall to be higher than two double-decker buses, and have an "aesthetically pleasing color" on the U.S. side. Hmm, could that mean white?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Marine paralyzed for 33 years walks again thanks to robotic exoskeleton, Stark Industries sponsorship
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dollar General reports better than expected sales for its quarter, showing it has effectively captured the market of people who don't want to have to get all dressed up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans are quitting their jobs at the fastest rate in 16 years. No doubt so they can replace all those jobs illegals are doing, or in preparation for getting that new job building the wall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP to Trump: No, you can't have a wall
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy robs AT&T store by smashing through wall of adjacent store. OHHHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Elderly woman describes bread aisle beatdown at Walmart. In related news bread aisle beatdown is subby's new heavy metal bread cover band name
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did someone forget to tell Wall Street that the Fed just raised interest rates?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lennie James teases the season seven finale of The Walking Dead, says it will be "gigantic and amazing"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth will officially OK Britain's withdrawal from the EU today. Aides haven't told her that that is what she'll be signing. She thinks it is a birthday card for Harry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We now have our first federal budget from Trump, and the best way to summarize it is "If it's not related to killing brown people, get rid of it. Also, we're paying for the wall"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual line in story: "The gator might have walked into the garage when he took his son to a Boy Scouts meeting"
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(Some Cavs fan)
 
 
 
Who's the best player in NCAA Tournament history? Pete Maravich? Bill Walton? Lew Alcindor? Try Austin Carr
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed raises interest rates to 1%, signals more to come. Wall Street responds by lighting more $100 bills on fire
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Why not a hundred foot high wall made from gold and diamonds that can't be seen by those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Lego tape allows you to turn anything into a Lego compatible surface, from walls to toys to your own body. Your fevered dream full of moaning and twitches has come true
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most violent cities in every state, so stay safe as you walk along their city streets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Welcome to Politics 2017 - The Year of the Walk Back
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson may not be a firm believer in Climate Change, but his intra-company alias Wayne Tracker believed that it was about to get hot enough to pop popcorn on the sidewalk
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's game changing episode of The Walking Dead, "Bury Me Here," which puts [redacted] on a new path and was one of the highlights of the last few seasons (obvious spoiler alert)
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tranquility and peace were too good to last. The Kingdom and The Saviors face off in a tense confrontation in "Bury Me Here." Will Carol and Ezekiel triumph over Negan? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam invite all five of their drummers to their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. It's not like a drummer would ever have any plans, so expect all five to show up assuming their manager at Walmart grants them the day off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They've placed enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Scotland to Iceland to Greenland without getting his feet wet
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, I present to you pic of dude humping Wall Street "fearless girl" statue
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
John Goodman gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the Dude is there. "In accordance with what we think may be your final wishes, we have committed to these sidewalks in Hollywood-- in the bosom of Hollywood that you love so well--a star"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why someone would leave a five-foot dead shark in a shopping cart at a Walmart
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Have flood insurance? Congratulations, you're now paying for the border wall
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seahawks go all in on Blair Walsh, someone that makes their now former kicker look like a sharpshooter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
What does Luke Skywalker's first dialogue tell us about The Last Jedi?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say what subtleties tipped Walmart off to counterfeit money in their safe. Could have been the slight blue hue, the texture and thickness of the bills... or maybe the FOR MOTION PICTURES ONLY printed on them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mexican cement company looks to make solid profit from border wall
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you swallow a pregnant spider and it gives birth in your stomach and now the babies are crawling out of your mouth and you can feel all eight legs crawling around in your throat and oh, yeah, you dropped acid an hour ago?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Perfect example of a bad idea: Parking your 1959 Corvette at Walmart
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Greg Nicotero takes us on a guided tour of the carnival of zombies from last night's episode of "The Walking Dead," "Say Yes". No mention of the episode's groundbreaking deer CGI
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
After a brief respite of quality, The Walking Dead has quickly corrected itself back to being terrible again
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop these walkers
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks say they picked up Blair Walsh because he "checked a box." In other news, that box was "Misses at least once per game, and practically always misses when the game is on the line; but can nail 60 yards during practice"
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Sun March 05, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rick and Michonne search for guns as Hilltop, The Kingdom, Oceanside, and their new allies whisper revolution against Negan. Will the show's best couple be the same? Find out in Say Yes, your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat March 04, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you thought taxpayers just subsidized Walmart's employee benefits, we also subsidize Walmart with 1000s of police visits each year
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Fri March 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican politician claims to be against Trump's wall but it's obvious he's still on the fence
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A gal who was painfully shy / Was given to walks through the rye / When asked what she learned / She scoffed and she spurned / "My wisdom's engrained by and by"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. scientists have found a way to thaw cryopreserved tissues. Coming soon: Walt Disney having lunch with Ted Williams
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Was "The Great Wall" a success or failure at the box office?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
'Tammy & the T-Rex': Paul Walker & Denise Richards' 1994 tour de force about a girl in love with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex containing her boyfriend's brain. Watch the trailer, stay for the entire film
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
So let's say you want to walk around with a bottle of beer but you're too lazy to hold it
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you ever really teach Wall Street anything, even if it's a caution about big data?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You'd think that "The Walking Dead" was just a TV show. You'd think
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Tron: Legacy's" director opens up about what "Tron 3" would have been about. Also, "Tron 3" isn't dead, feels happy and thinks it'll go for a walk
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
David Price's delivery has helped him keep his walks low and his strikeouts high, but soon his balk total might skyrocket
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shadow walkers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New data shows that one quarter of young men hurt themselves to cope with depression, and if they're not over-exercising and punching walls they're drinking heavily and abusing drugs because men are really bad at talking about how we 'feel'
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the first Spring Training game played at their new shared facility in Palm Beach, Nationals beat the Astros thanks to a ninth-inning play at the plate and a walk-off home run. Perfect way to break in a new ballpark
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Trump supporters in NYC say it feels like they're at the Alamo. Ironic tag because that was the battle where the Mexicans won by climbing over the walls
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Clown suits and slamming balls, when the walls fell
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Tue February 28, 2017
(City Pages)
 
 
 
So, Wobblies and Nazis walk into a museum
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street to investors: Beware the Ides of March
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap for those who watched The Oscars instead of The Walking Dead. Though the episode focused on Eugene and The Saviors, it was one of the highlights of the season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Eugene is in hostile territory as Negan's captive. How will Negan react when he discovers Dwight allowed Darryl to escape? It's all Saviors this week in Hostiles and Calamities. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald and Ivanka Trump, Nigel Farage, and Rick Scott walk into a bar, at the hotel Trump now illegally owns, while the official WH press pool members were kept in vans outside and not allowed to leave. Sorry, the only joke is that he's president
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So a walking meme was made President and now they are trying to get rid of him with witchcraft. I reject your realty and substitute it with the weekly My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic thread, where memes go to become 20% cooler (Not safe for work)
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
When you walk into a room and have absolutely no idea what's going on: "Zachary Quinto slams Trump over transgender students at Oscar Wilde Awards." The who did the what over the whys at the where?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Allo allo, what's all this then? Dearie, this man in't dead, he's merely restin'. Look, I tell ya, he got over it, and walked off. Put it in the report: "No offences were identified"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
If you look at the real Presidential Ratings, the U6 instead of the fake U3 Obama used, then you'll clearly see Trump is the best President since George Washington, Jesus Christ, and Walker Texas Ranger
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Known liberal, progressive activist department store Walmart warns its shoppers that Trump's "border adjustment tax" will raise prices customers pay for Walmart's goods
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Firefighters forced to rain garbage down onto sidewalk as they wade through apartment of a hoarder to tackle blaze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB eliminates the 4-pitch intentional walk
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How San Diego and Tijuana told the border wall to go f*ck itself
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Tue February 21, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grad student keeps finding lost Whitmans, presumably at the end of the greeting card aisle at Walgreens
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus talks about the Carol and Daryl reunion and the giant ass tiger on 'The Walking Dead'
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Thinking of getting the upcoming Nintendo Switch? Before you reach for your wallet, remember these 10 Nintendo 'innovations' that flopped
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Mr. Mxyzptlk wants to walk down the aisle, but Kara just wants to walk away tonight on Supergirl. 8pm ET on the CW
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas goes all-in on Trump, with nearly 90% of Republicans thinking he's doing a perfect job. Fark: Half of them think Putin is the bestest, and walks on water
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Walking Dead recap meets the spiked walker Winslow and new teaser for next week
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two Texans are hunting, shoot each other, and then blame immigrants. Will Trump build a wall to protect us from Texans?
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Sun February 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Father Gabriel betray Rick and company to The Saviors? Will Carol and Daryl have a bittersweet reunion? Will Ezekiel ally himself with Hilltop? Find out in New Best Friends. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and outcast Keebler Elf Reince Priebus gets put on the spot by Chris Wallace over Trump's declaration the media is the enemy; "You don't get to tell us what to do"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie remains #1 with $32 million, Fifty Shades Darker #2 with $20.8 million. Lavish Matt Damon spectacle The Great Wall bombs at #3 with $17 million, alternative horror film A Cure For Wellness debuts sickly at #11 with $4 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I've hated the "media" since Walter Crankcase turned America against the American men and women fighting in Vietnam. The "media" can KMA
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Sat February 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's day and age, dog walkers are more in demand than teachers
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(Racked)
 
 
 
Payless Shoes to close 1,000 stores. Apparently sales have suffered since the farthest distance Americans now walk is from the couch to the refrigerator and back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man unsuccessfully stands under Walmart sign for two days hoping it will fall on him so he can sue. Should have gone to Target
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jail wall
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And presenting the winner of the Walter White Teacher of the Year award
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
After the whole world waited 28 years to realize how good Kurt Warner was at quarterback, his son Kade had to join Nebraska football program as a walk-on. Why? Cause coaches don't see talent beyond a star rating
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you house and wife. You may kiss the wall"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley latest federal diplomat to have to walk behind Trump picking up his turds
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This Island Earth alien Jeffrey Lord says Trump's Russia ties are "not a big deal." Sparring partner Robert Reich goes on factual tirade exposing Lord's idiocy, though he wonders why Lord has a picture of a burger on his wall
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet no longer a part of the people of Walmart
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The wall isn't even built and the Drug cartels have already found a work around: The Drug Catapult ®
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New interim SEC chief wants to make it harder for investigators to probe Wall Street, because what has Wall Street ever done that was cause for concern?
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As Japanese society rapidly ages, restaurants and nursing homes heat up gourmet purees for foodies who no longer have the strength to chew or swallow but fear the feeding tube
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's non-stop talk about walls, deportation and his love for his daughter Ivanka actually make for pretty creative Valentine's Day card taglines
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Snow blowers are great for clearing sidewalks, driveways, finding murder victims buried under snowfall
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses Walmart of being way too crafty with its labeling of craft beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Trump's Border Wall could face a geology problem." For those keeping track at home, that's in addition to its money problem, treaty problem, and, of course, reality problem
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple-aligned software developers increasingly declare freedom from Mac App Store, report minimal loss in sales after withdrawal, increased revenue thanks to avoiding Apple's mordida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pleasant walking path
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which seemed to force a lot of dialogue and rushed decisions on the audience [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
That eight-member Supreme Court will hurt Trump and the GOP. If only they hadn't stonewalled Obama
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Sat February 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: The wall will cost $10 billion. House GOP: Um, maybe more like $15 billion. DHS: Guys, make that $22 billion, and that doesn't cover the part that goes through the mountains
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with free 2-day shipping
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Walking Dead' trailer for Sunday night's return reveals rising up ain't gonna be easy
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
How the Mad Max films reflect on society. Long-winded, but hard to just walk away from
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A full moon, an eclipse, and a comet, all walk into a bar
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Those working in The Wall Street Journal newsroom are not too happy that their editor-in-chief has told them to go soft on Trump and not hurt his feelings
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vine-festooned living room wall
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Thu February 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
♬ Honey honey, pouring down the wall, ah-hah, honey honey. Honey honey, don't like bees at all, ah-hah, honey honey. ♬
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal closes Google paywall gap. Let us bow our heads in payment
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Falling Wallendas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street says that Trump's tweeting is the modern version of FDR's fireside chats and Twitter stockholders don't want it to end
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of building a border wall loaded with cold checkpoints and icy officials, why not create one that is warm and friendly and invites people to come out and play together?
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Tue February 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO and owner of 84 Lumber says she is a supporter of President Trump, and his proposed border wall, which totally explains why her company just spent millions of dollars on a Superbowl ad depicting the wall as inhumane and Un-American
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says some terror attacks did get "wall-to-wall" coverage. Yeah, the ones that actually happened for example
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Refugees fleeing Trump at risk of frostbite as they navigate their way to Canada: "Twenty-seven men walked to Manitoba from the United States. Two lost all their fingers to frostbite in December and nearly froze to death"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's bad when thieves use metal shears to cut the corner of your license plate that bears your registration renewal sticker. It really sucks when your HOA declares your now "unregistered" vehicle a violation and boots it
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Place your bets on what happened when two guns rights advocates walked into a police station wearing body armor and ski masks, carrying a rifle and handgun
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo's prematurely born ugly-ass hippo walks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
84 Lumber: "Hey, guys, since we sell almost exclusively to American Home Contractors, let's make an ad where we build a gigantic gate in Trump's wall, letting in all the illegals. Sales should skyrocket"
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Walmart.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cartoon penis in a listing for a digital camera on Walmart.com (page is Farked, but the image is the first post in the thread)
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Sat February 04, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"This is Walmart. We don't take kindly to diaper thieves around here." *BANG*
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Fri February 03, 2017
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Pelosi: "We don't get much support from Wall Street" Fact Check: Your campaign donation disclosures have determined that is a lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is never getting his wall. Never. Not for any altruistic or decently human reasons, mind you, but because business owners and the Republicans they control are addicted to cheap labor
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Some guidelines for Tinder users. 1: Don't send pictures of your schlong 2: Don't swipe left compulsively 3: Make sure your date doesn't rob your clothes and leave you to walk home naked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, but at least he didn't give speeches to Wall Street, right guys?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soccer heading now linked to symptoms of concussion. Especially for spectators who bang their heads against the wall after watching a three hour match end in a 0-0 tie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This year's big thing in home decor is wallpaper littered with candy, fruit and broken dishes (pics)
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt gets into a "tweet war" with a Trumper. Trumper gets fired from his realtor position
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Germany erects wall around America and the tourists love it
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Man, the Trump administration sure likes walls. First Mexico, now the National Security Council
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DHS Secretary says border wall should be finished in two years. Stop laughing, he's serious. Really
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Actually glass skywalks are safer than wooden skywalks.'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Journalist Walter Rhett posits a rational approach to the new administration will yield bilateral harmony on key issues, particularly purportedly tense race relations
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walt Disney World's Hall of Presidents to become more gropey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at everybody's favorite prison food: Nutraloaf: "It's not something you swallow easily. Basically, it's baked slop with surprise pineapple pieces"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Three Alaskans prove that if you can walk away from the landing it is a good landing. With photo which might say otherwise
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"A Scot's Lament for her American Fellows (On their election of a tangerine gabshiate walloper)"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dodd-Frank is now in the sights of the Golden Cheeto. Between his Goldman Sachs cabinet and this, seems when he was on the campaign trail saying Wall Street would hate him he meant they'd hate all the bigly winning
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Intense heat grips Australia as temperatures soar to 45 degrees centigrade. For those of you who don't speak metric, that's 113 degrees Fahrenheit or 98 wallabies per dinkum
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this door in the wall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm half-Latina, my mother full-blooded. My father is white. At Thanksgiving, I was having a discussion with another relative when my dad's aunt called me a Communist and started chanting 'Build that wall.' Should I write her off?"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a look into the super-secure Royal Mint coinage plant in Wales where the UK's new ass pound coin is being manufactured, along with existing ass pence, ass shillings and ass farthings
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're golfing in Wales, be aware of impatient cows who want to play through
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because when you think of a private label craft beer you think Walmart
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump voters: Hillary's in jail, we're getting a multi-trillion dollar wall that shiats gold, and 0bama is back in Kenya. No POTUS has ever had a better week than Trump's first week. Next target: Presidential term limits
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump's wall will eliminate the reign of terror under which Mexico's honest citizens have lived for a long time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice walks back on the Wall Tax
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga ascendant and minority hater Ann Coulter says taxpayers should fund the Great Wall of Intolerance as the cost is "roughly equal to therapy and hospital bills for girls raped by illegals." Last one out, turn off the lights
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien will be renting out a studio in Mexico, hiring an all-Mexican crew, and putting on a show for an all-Mexican audience before Trump builds his wall
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
As usual, the only entities who've financially come out ahead after respectable journalism chose to crapify and paywall their websites while betting on social media apps as key publishing platform are social media app makers. Sad
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Trump marshals his forces to build that wall, One Percenters still have time to enjoy all the luxury destinations Mexico has to offer, such as Los Cabos, Puebla, Costalegre, Tulum, and Tequila (accessible via the Tequilacopter). TEQUILA
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"The experience should feel like you are in the woods," Anzelone said. "I want people to walk through it and forget, for maybe 30 seconds, that they're in the middle of Manhattan"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump considers 20% tax on imports from Mexico to pay for the Wall because what do you mean NAFTA would prevent this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five problems with building the Great Wall of Trump. Conspicuously absent: how to get Mexico to pay for it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican President says (sic) "We're not paying for that farking wall." This is not a repeat but it will be
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(RBS 6 Nations)
 
 
 
Every match of Womens' Six Nations rugby match to be broadcast live for first time after players offer to crush TV executives' skulls like walnuts if they didn't
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry tries to alter the future, dammit Barry (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Snart chews scenery wielding the Spear of Destiny (CW 9ET) Finally, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson is perp walked back into the MCU (ABC 10ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP Congress is struggling to come up with an Obamacare replacement that meets Trump's criteria of being a realistic down-to-earth plan that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
WalletHub has ranked all the states, best to worst, for retirement. Don't care, still not moving there
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reports of The Walking Dead's toned-down violence have been greatly exaggerated. "We're not stopping"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin picks Atlanta to triumph over the New England White Walkers in bloodiest Superbowl ever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All in all it's just another dick in the wall. (Warning: Sexual content)
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live goldfish and posting it to Facebook? Yeah, that's jail time
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm going to Walmart. Need anything?" "We need some light bulbs, a loaf of bread, and a new car." "Got it"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When walking down the street with a popcorn maker box full of drugs and two police officers wish you a Happy National Popcorn Day should you A) say "Happy National Popcorn Day to you too Officers" B) Thank them and go about your day or C) Run away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trans-Pacific Partnership withdrawal to be President Trump's first executive action Monday. Right after he mocks some libs on Twitter of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republican Indiana state senator claims his Twitter was hacked to post "In one day, Trump got more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years" about the Women's March
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
You're about to see a lot more of Bobby Brown: New Edition is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and their six hour TV biopic airs this week
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Sun January 22, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lennie James--Morgan on The Walking Dead--hated filming the first half of season seven of the show as much as you hated watching it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump won't delete his Twitter account - but if you're an investor you should unfollow him now. Wall Street rule #403 - Watch what the president does, not what he tweets
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Sat January 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Of the many reasons Joe Biden decided not to run for POTUS he said, "I don't know what I'd do if I was in a debate and someone said, 'You're doing this because of your son,' I might have walked over and kicked his ass"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump dances the way I walked around the hospital after my hernia surgery"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery premiere delayed again because apparently, CBS execs are worried viewers are idiots like they are and might confuse the star's Walking Dead character with her Star Trek character
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
"As soon as it gets dark here, I'm going to walk out into my backyard, look up into the sky, just a little above Sirius, and know that, even though I can't see it with my naked eye, it's out there, and it's named after me"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead producers say violence in the second half of the season is "toned down" since everyone accused it of being torture porn
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the old Wall Street axiom is proving true - "As gold starts to shine, stocks start to dull"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Whereas McCarthy was generally correct regarding the communist leanings and activities of his targets, liberal political-correctness czars are off-the-wall incorrect when accusing regular and patriotic Americans of racism, misogyny, xenophobia
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
It's not every day you take a walk to your local reservoir and find a 12-foot 600-year-old Buddha sitting there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: Walmart cutting 7,000 jobs. This week: Walmart adding 10,000 jobs
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