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83 headlines found matching 'WIC'
Fri July 22, 2016
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Airways flight to Crete turns back to Gatwick, after flying farkin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, if you think everything at Best Buy is about twice the price that makes it worthwhile, this could be a good weekend for you
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Thu July 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest odds on Trump's speech tonight, including if he will mention China at least twice (6-to-5 he will), if he'll discuss 'Black Lives Matter' (2-to-5 he won't) and if he'll talk about Bernie Sanders before Hillary Clinton (4-to-1 he will)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the original headline: "Sandwich-hauling squirrel steals spotlight from one-legged seagull" (w/video of both)
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Police said there is no reason to believe the glass was intentionally placed in the sandwich"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway police involved in rare shooting, firing twice and equaling the total number of shots fired by Norwegian police in all of 2014 or by Baltimore police in about .032 seconds
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Junior Lake hit the ball twice on the same swing. It's a double-single
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Best highlight of the 2016 All Star Game went by at 100 mph, making NL hitters blink twice
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Cricket Australia)
 
 
 
Australian cricket's Big Bash League, featuring world's top Twenty20 players, is coming to American basic cable this winter with ten matches carried on NBCSN live and on replay. Wicked googly, eh what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom removed from Delta flight twice after 'vomiting all over the aircraft and himself following hours of pounding beers and whiskey in the airport lounge'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's ham sandwich has paid off in dividends
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wizard of Oz endorses Wicked Witch of the East. Construction of Yellow Brick Road to commence soon
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox fulfill their 'one per month or so' quota with third triple play of 2016. Once, twice, thrice is the charm for the Sox
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
USA orders more episodes for season two of Mr. Robot, then decides to give it a live aftershow that will incredibly not be hosted by Chris Hardwick
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate uses a ham sandwich to compare Taylor Swift's vagina to her daughters', when we all know that she should have used a roast beef sandwich
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit Part 2. A nation divided over The Guardian's guide on how to eat a sausage sandwich. Red sauce or Brown sauce - friends estranged, families divided, as 672 comments testify
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Sun July 03, 2016
(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
When transporting a fugitive who has already twice escaped detention you have one job
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine releases another hard-hitting expose, this time on how the most popular Fourth of July sandwich in existence--the hot dog--got its name
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Sat July 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cult film director Robin Hardy has passed away at the age of 86. Funeral arrangements to include cremation inside a giant wicker figure
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef rushed to hospital after accidentally creating finger sandwich a la mode for lunch
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Guy vows to eat the most disgusting Subway sandwich the internet can come up with, but let's be honest, it's probably on the menu already
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Hardwick and "@midnight" have become one of the most politically conscious, hilarious shows on television. POINTS
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I never said club-goers should carry guns. Well, folks, let's check the tape and-- yeah, he did. Twice
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After scares from lead in the paint, radon in the air, and god knows what in the drinking water, schools move on to the real health threat: frozen PB&J sandwiches
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Here are the biggest decor trends from the year you were born. Who still has a house that has wicker white features?
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Six traditional Italian foods everyone should try, including pig's blood chocolate pudding, maggot-infested cheese, and spleen sandwiches. Apparently crunchy frog is purely British
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX has bowled a turkey and this morning will shoot for the sea landing hambone. Will this rocket join the club and make it 4 salamis in a row? Does anyone else suddenly feel like a sandwich? Launch set for 10:29am Eastern/7:29am Pacific
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
If your state is ranked the worst in America it's probably because you're an aspiring magician who eats egg salad sandwiches at Nickelback concerts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sandwiching Monopoly money between real euros to scam jewelers? Next time try Canadian money
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Principal caught sayof child pron, "You guys care about this now?" After being promoted twice despite a 1999 letter of reprimand over grooming a 6 year old
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita physical therapist surrenders license to practice, pleads guilty to sexually battering unconscious woman in peacock costume. Odd duck
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The recent rally in oil prices may lead you to think twice about ordering dessert, but since this is Fark, it's probably only to decide which two desserts you want to order
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Sat June 04, 2016
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you use so much power that you blow out the transformer supplying your house twice, don't be surprised when the police raid your house and take all 1654 marijuana plants, just saying
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
CNN's hot news today: a sandwich caused problems on a spaceflight. In 1965. Bonus points: they claim it "nearly destroyed" the spacecraft, when in fact nothing bad happened
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the strangest laws in every state, so think twice about wrestling that bear or biting off that person's leg
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are bread pants a sandwich?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
So what are you grilling for Memorial Day? Subby's going with hotdog sandwiches
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Are these considered sandwiches or not? Yay or nay? With voting goodness in the article
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Dionne Warwick of investments, says "all eyes must remain on the unemployment rate"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How much do I hear for this Trump-Bernie debate? Do I hear 5 million? Do I hear 10 million? Over there, 20 million dollars Going once, going twice
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Wed May 25, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after soaking a sandwich in toilet water and throwing it at a police officer
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In China, you can get Angry Bird-themed sandwiches at McDonald's, and quite frankly Subby would not mind if America tried them out
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Sun May 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Giant pandas farking love wicker baskets, yo
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Co-worker just spent TWO MINUTES saying "Hello? Hello? ..." into her cell phone. I say Hello twice and hang up if no one speaks. How long do you persist?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga denies she will star in Dionne Warwick biopic
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hey yo, forget about everything you think is important today, right now New Jersey is torn apart by a Taylor ham vs. pork roll debate in the Legislature for the state's official state sandwich
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Joe's Crab Shack tries to get rid of tipping. Not news: It doesn't work. Fark: There was also this Greenwich Village restaurant named "Fedora"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In the 'Darwin couldn't pass this one up' category, Kid Rock's assistant crashed and died while 1) Driving with more than twice the legal limit of alcohol in his system 2) Driving an all-terrain vehicle apparently without head gear; 3) At midnight
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Wed May 11, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Midweek drama in the Premier League as everything sets up for a showdown this weekend. West Ham v Manchester United in the battle for fourth, Sunderland and Norwich scrapping to avoid relegation, and Liverpool v Chelsea. Games start at 2:45 ET
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Miami Herald Blog)
 
 
 
The Miami Dolphins have not quite grasped that "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..." maxim
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(Google)
 
 
 
Post-lunch pronunciation survey: sammich, sandwich, or sangwitch?
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Norwich can the Red Devils? Will Newcastle triumph over Villa? Can Sunderland claw their way out of the relegation zone? Can West Ham earn a Europa League spot? It's the penultimate EPL weekend
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Big deal London, so you're set to elect your first Muslim mayor. We here in Murica have already elected a Muslim president. TWICE
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Tue May 03, 2016
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
U of Illinois to choose between Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Leicester secure the title? Can West Ham pull ahead of Man Utd in the Europa League qualifier race? Will Palace find safety and leave the relegation race to Norwich, Sunderland, and Newcastle? This is the EPL weekend thread
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron says, the reason why he has no more to say to his wife, who already had two black eyes, was because he already told her twice. This did not go over well on Twitter
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Turns out we overbuilt our Falcon 9 rocket so much that it can actually carry twice the payload we originally thought
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Persistent fraudsters not quite ready to give up on the CEO they've targeted twice a month for the past two years
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, the team struggles to cope with the loss of Laurel. However, her father won't let her go as he seeks out Nyssa and the magic hot tub in an effort to cheat death twice in one season. (CW 8ET)
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hydraulic press in the sky, I can squeeze twice as tight, take a look, it went in the book and HOLY FARKBALLS
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Dear, I'm taking the autonomous car to go find the autonomous garden so the autonomous kitchen can make a sandwich"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A long weekend of EPL awaits. Norwich try to fight off Sunderland to stay up. There's the Merseyside Derby on Wednesday. MNF has Spurs at Stoke. Leicester host West Ham. This is your EPL football weekend discussion thread
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
Looks like John Wick 2 is just 90 minutes of Keanu Reeves shooting people in the head
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's falls to the power of the Beef on Weck sandwich as Wegmans rises to the rank of best grocery chain in America
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in California, Bernie Sanders has almost 2/3rds of the coveted Witches Of Eastwick endorsement locked up. Your move, Pfeiffer
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Tue April 12, 2016
(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
"My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the way"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says it's wrong that Axl Rose could front AC/DC, proving that a broken clock is indeed right twice a day
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Guy goes to dentist expecting to have four teeth pulled. Wakes up naked and totally toothless in hospital after coding twice in ambulance
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leicester have it easy at The Stadium of Light. Newcastle and Spurs need favors from the Black Cats. The Eagles hope to stay above the relegation fight with Norwich, with a Wednesday match with Everton. it's your weekend EPL thread. Discuss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Invisible shiat sandwich
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. might be a great race car driver, but did you know what else he's great at? Making the world's most horrific-looking sandwich
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today in unfortunate headline writing: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Make an Abortion Sandwich
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Sun April 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Average American will eat 3,000 PB&J sandwiches in their lifetime. That's nuts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the international break, the EPL weekend kicks off with Villa taking on Chelsea after sacking Remi Garde. Matches to keep in mind are Southampton at Leicester, Spurs at Liverpool, and Newcastle at Norwich
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Tue March 29, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
And this is how you deliver 'freaky' fast sandwiches using a moving train
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