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12 headlines found matching 'WFLA'
Sat June 20, 2015
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Snowflakes-with-tenure take over final exam grading: you got a 35? That's a passing grade, and here's your medal. You got a 99? That's a microaggression. Report to central administration for sensitivity training
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Ohio school district names one out of every five precious graduating snowflakes as valedictorian. No word regarding when the rest will sue for emotional distress
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Sun June 14, 2015
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Authorities in Moore, Oklahoma would like parents to talk to their precious snowflakes about the dangers of jumping off of bridges into shallow water to cool off despite the posted warnings against swimming and diving
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Thu June 11, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Colt's fans mock team's decision to hang their Super Snowflake Participation Banner in stadium
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Two precious snowflakes learn that it's all fun and games 'til you get caught
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Sun May 10, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Oompa Loompas charged with stalking after they harass their precious snowflake's basketball coach through fake email accounts over a two-year period
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Sun April 26, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Beautiful snowflakes complain about the 'presentation' of their school lunch, with a--*looks at pic* Holy God, who's the cook over there, Mussolini?
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Sat April 11, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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Wed April 08, 2015
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
College cancels screening of American Sniper because it made the snowflakes feel unsafe
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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Fri March 20, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
OK, maybe she did run over three teenagers in a crosswalk. But it is hard to drive when you are filming your precious snowflake in the backseat. At least she wasn't writing bad checks again
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